The Crow Remake Reaction and Review

the crow was a piece of [ __ ] no one's surprised Bill Skarsgard is not good in it the directing is terrible cinematography is bad editing is really bad story is awful everything [ __ ] sucks why did I watch this movie I guess because I've watched Borderlands and I feel like nothing can be as bad as Borderlands this is better than Borderlands so I can't even be mad at it it's better than Borderlands but why even make this movie it doesn't have the heart of the original movie it doesn't have the visual identity as the original movie it doesn't have the visual identity of the original Source material Source material is about grief and dealing with grief and darkness and sadness and this film approaches those particular things with a like a bulleted list doesn't have any depth or meaning everything is rushed but then also longer like how do you have a bigger script with more happening and do less what a [ __ ] stupid movie if it's a movie that's just a money grab they [ __ ] up because people are not going to see this movie after this weekend that's why the Embargo was so locked out I mean this movie actually goes into superhero tropes and the crow is not a superhero comic book it was not a superhero graphic novel but this movie does that I mean it's gory okay okay fine it's gory whatever nobody cares so when you see this movie and I know you will you tell me why that [ __ ] bathtub is full of water you tell me why was it full of water h i mean I lowkey think Bill scarg guard just wants to retire from acting with boy kills world and this one he's just trying to destroy his career he's either dumb he's got bad representation or he just thinks his Charisma is so strong he can survive any shitty movie we're going to see there's a couple of decent fight scenes but he's not intimidating as the crow he has no uh personality whatsoever fight scenes couple they're all right two out of five [ __ ] this movie