SPORTING KC vs ORLANDO CITY LIVE | Kevincho Reacts to MLS | MLS 2024

is this hello welcome back my friend oh very funny seeing you here yes welcome in Chatters welcome hello my little Chatters hi hi welcome in what's up guys we are so freaking back freaks freak demons freaky freaky weirdos sporty Kanas City versus Orlando or orando King shut the hell up King shut the freak what the [ __ ] is that noise oh [ __ ] I got I got hold on one second I have this in my ear let me let me mute this I could just hear I'm next on Apple TV sorry okay are we so freaking back are we so freaking back we are so freaking back chat all right I I actually first of all all um lineups are out let me tell you Chatters it's not looking good for us sporting folk I'll tell you what um I understand we have a US Open cup uh this week or you know on Wednesday but you can't see anything uh but big problem big problem here um I'm not trying to lose to King's team you know I'm not trying to deal with that but um here we got some we got some some interesting um whole lot of nothing so Adam PLO on the bench Johnny [ __ ] Russell's on the bench our new boy Walkin has is starting obviously um we got Kyrie in the back Vol there fonty liol in the middle Jake Davies bong is in Eric Tommy aea Daniel shallow and I got thoughts thoughts what's up guys how I'm H we're back nobody beats the whiz is why the whiz got sued and became the Wizards I remember when that place was still around in New York City oh dude I wish we were the Wiz man I wish we're Wizards I I hate that we that we changed okay um I'm sure Orlando doesn't have a sexy lineup hello lineups anyone um Orlando do you guys for real oh wait is this it what the [ __ ] it's a link I'm not trying to click a link King get your get your team bro oh wait no I have to hit this Arrow got it um uh Byron says SKC to what you hear that King you hear that King Byron knows ball Byron knows ball King King coo King more like King King poo King Shido [ __ ] you too kingis theis Bal Johnson Schmid aulu Aro just say all these uh Fernando Torres is in the lineup Enrique engas is there as well who are these bums we don't even know any of these guys I do not know ballav I support Austin Byron I need you to [ __ ] stop no King shut up Galaxy 2 let's go I respect old school emesent identities that are still around like crew fire galaxy Kansas City who else is an OG rice OG Dallas was Dallas old school uh my guy supports a team with a tree as their logo um well let's be honest I'm going to be real you guys might have well this logo sucks that logo stinks King that logo lame but your old logo the the Retro one that that's pretty hard that is probably the one of the sexiest logos I've ever seen um this one that's down here that they cut off this sucks that stink this one though mama is that good let's see let's see what your dorks are up to over here can you guys hear this oh no you can't I hope those are boos boo them Boo Boo Boo Boo don't even put that on the board what the hell are we doing Kansas City what are we doing all right so I guess me and King made a little bet because because we need to feel something I think we need to feel something uh so the bet is it's a stupid one and I don't know why I agreed but for 48 hours the loser has to change their profile picks to their uh Rivals thank you Jesus it's not St Louis for me it's going to be I'm going to basically after this game I'm going to change my profile pick to uh Rous salt lak's badge I guess for 48 hours um King was going to put in Miami for 48 hours I'm not feeling too hot about that happening um but who knows dude it's major league soccer guys we never know we never know what will happen oh [ __ ] I don't even have my give me a second here they're actually coming out oh my freaking God I don't even have my um I don't have my timer I dude it's been it's been a month it's been two months since we did a sportting Kansas City stream no I'm pretty sure let me hold on hold on hacking in the main frame here stealing Major League Soccer IP I'm getting hold on give me a second here this might [ __ ] things up but whatever we're we're it's loading it's loading give it time let it time give it time come on Sporting Kansas City versus Orlando look at all the space I have look at all this space I could run fast as [ __ ] boy I'm fast as [ __ ] over here I'm fast as [ __ ] how do I get so short I'm fast as [ __ ] boy yeah yeah plenty of space over here all right is this loading yet okay give me a second watch this oh my God this still says Argentina Peru on it oh my God give me a second here this is so [ __ ] this is so [ __ ] oh my God oh my God oh it's a wh wash oh my God Kevin oh my God it's about to start it's about to start oh wait I can put the first half timer on give me a second guys I know this is amazing content here but give me a second awesome hacking me in the main frame right now give me a sec I don't want to see I don't want to see King saying some dumb [ __ ] either boom boom boom boom what's her names Sporting oh it's about to start [ __ ] hold on let me just get the timer ladies and gentlemen welcome here we go Kansas Citys Orlando in Kansas City blows a whistle what the [ __ ] what are we doing we just launched the ball all right what the [ __ ] is happening what the [ __ ] is happening guys wi do we wi do we I know King is probably sending some stupid [ __ ] I'm going to going to look at the chat for a second give me a second here guys Kevin oh you had a full two months to prepare shut up guys oh this looks horrible this looks bad this looks bad it doesn't matter all right check this out guys bang [ __ ] bang please well it's definitely not Argentina yeah did I put Kansas City before I just put sporting I think I just put sporting that's too much great start thank you today's the day I don't think SKC will win but today the day for I like where your head's at yes oh my God I got it guys guys you see what you got me going doing here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah boom boom there we go what's our record somebody to look up our record right now what do I pay you guys for go here comes Orlando I got Orlando Orlando uh two minutes in Orlando already got to get a shot on goal Orlando holy [ __ ] freaky frack what's our guys I need our record go I don't even have time to do this how many wins how many draws and how many losses I need it can't wait for all the argentines are scored zero argentines are scoring today zero thank you everybody for hanging out today oh my God we already gave it up Orlando shot blocked good good 011 and six King go forck yourself okay you all right you know what [ __ ] it [ __ ] it I'm just gonna pull it up on my phone Sporting Kansas City oh dude oh dude hurry up matches no standing standings Kevin standings oh guys this is my first stream dude I'm not very good at this six six six and 14 oh my effing freaky freak holy guys what happened that is not good but I think we're only like nine I mean nine or 12 points from playoffs oh my God Tim [Applause] yes um 614 thank you oh seven [ __ ] did I [ __ ] that up six wins six draws oh no I'm wrong I I looked at the wrong one six it's seven draws I'm so sorry guys oh it's so embarrassing give us give us one more Point that's better that that's better but thank you slapstick slapstick idiot here corner cick Orlando Orlando Corner ball up nothing nothing NADA NADA Orlando still with the ball guys we might lose like five or six n I'm feeling not very good at this start good ball out ball out everybody get your sporting chance ready Sporting KC Sporting KC we need to do better with that we need to do we need to get better chance in there should we chat fresh new idea and I just thought of this right now what if we hold on hold on Orlando shot boom all right not not to worry all good uh What if we invent a Sporting Kansas City song KY Hazard welcome in baby welcome in my friend hi Casey Hazard hi welcome in let's freaking go let's [ __ ] go Chatters from all the way from YouTube and twitch thank you guys for being here now if we're going to start a chant oh [ __ ] Orlando hold on 41011 St Louis record we have been what they have four wins only oh comedy we love it we love comedy comedy is our favorite medicine am I right no but for real um I was thinking if we're going to do a chant we should make a chant together am I right chatters I think the cauldron needs our help and and why why why not help them and I'm thinking because I'm a little cheeky boy free kick Orlando by the way Chatters free kick orlandoo hold on see if they they're going to get this in the Box yeah they do header oh my God oh my God Enrique Eng has almost scored holy [ __ ] okay make a chant make a chant I'm thinking reer plate um uh no you know what I like hold on I'm going to pull this up this is going to be worth it what about C seor pretty sure that's a reever playay song I know Liverpool also uses it see [Music] okay okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't I need to get the lyrics one second we're gonna we're g to make a chant right here also 1900 injuries and a bunch of new players true come on Cross I earlier earlier see Senor will he can't [ __ ] score no that's not can you stop uh okay EC Sporting Kansas City's going to score that's too boring that's too boring no pilot no pilot don't worry we're going to do this together re replate [ __ ] all right watch this chat watch this watch this window capture there we go [Music] okay okay um okay we need we need this bar for bar let me get the notes out notes I don't think that's going to work [ __ ] shut up pilot and shut up King no stop don't worry we're going to send this straight to the cauldron and they're going to be like godamn who are the geniuses that thought of this and we're going to be like that's us guys hold on here comes here comes freaking orando on the ground Orlando oh my God clear no he just missed Corner [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] all right no no no no keep that tune in your head keep that tune in your head you like that we don't need this is too big someone that's entering right now is probably like what the [ __ ] are they doing okay all right corner kick hold on corner kick corner corner kick give me a second ball up really deep win over everyone Orlando with possession going in the Box th this oh [ __ ] locked good good clearance good clearance welcome to Children's Mercy no welcome welcome to [Music] CMP welcome to your girls favorite team we're just going to placeholder to your girls what if I don't have a girl I don't give a [ __ ] Kino if Orlando City wins will you put up my Celebration The Highlight what's your C No shh hell no I already have to deal with King I got to deal with pilot how many how many people have to deal with our backline Defenders play like pigs that's the reason that we can't [ __ ] win Freddy oh no Freddy oh no welcome to your girls favorite team we got to we got to type it out so you guys can understand team I know the spelling welcome to CMP no welcome to Welcome to the blue hell welc oh welcome to the blue welcome to the hell of SKC blue hell of SKC blue hell of SKC okay okay good start Good Start what's up Brandon um welcome to your girl favorite team welcome to the blue Al of SKC okay we like that we like that um we need another verse verse verse two US men's naag Ultras can make better chance shut the what the [ __ ] I look like Sasha crafts chill I saw Sasha at TST we almost fought Lam Lam L dud l l l l yal is the goat Orlando with possession Kyrie good Kyrie good Kyrie um we need to bring up like cuz the reer chant hold [Music] on okay we need we need to rub it in we need a song to rub in St Louis that's all I care about welcome to your girls favorite team welcome to the blue hell of SKC all right we like that we like that we like that this this right here so far so good and I don't care what king says all of the MLS cups that we' won no all of the cups that we hold on here comes sporting K aa aa aa aa keep the ball bong bong out to Eric Tommy Eric Tommy goes out some more Jakey Davies Daniel shallow Daniel shy back to Eric Tommy the jman the German with the ball back back to bang basang is looking up switches over to nobody what the [ __ ] if sorting Kan city lose shave your stash guys we have like nine games left we're going to do this on a on a game that oh free kick all of all of the years that we've been in this league all of the this might be too word all of the years all of the years we've all of the years we've been here all of the leue years that we've been here n or in the league all of the years that we've been in the league that's that's that's also a placeholder just please all of the cops that we have seen no all of the cops that we want in seen all of the cups all of the cups we want and seen okay yes all of the cups we won and seen I just need the right and seen all of the cups we want and seen ah [ __ ] we're cooking Chad I think we're cooking said okay we let's put some Spanish in here I said what's that mean what will you do right what will you do okay us a um when sporting comes and play when you have to come play sporting KY it's too close to SKC bro is SKC this boring to the point where fans become artists and pass the time while watching their games someone put pilot pilot in timeout shut up we're in like 11s what what is and does anything matter um when sporting is the when sporting is the next team that you see get what are you going to do when Sporting Kansas City the team you see that's like really when sporting is the next team you see that one's Al this is a lot of placeholder all right let's start from the beginning welcome to your girls favorite team welcome to the blue El SK all of the years that we've been in the league all of the cops that we want [Music] see when sporting no when sporting is the next thing that you see no [ __ ] that doesn't sound good when sporting is the next team that you see maybe maybe more emphasis on the C when sporting is the next that you see you see say [Music] wait hold on hold on when welcome to your girlfriend's welcome to your girls favorite team welcome to the blue hell ofc yeah yeah yeah yeah that's fine that's good that that's good that's good shut up all of the years that we've been in the league hey I have to hear let's go oh we have to hear sparting KC sporting I'm not hearing that no more okay and I'm also not hearing what's the other one not I'm not hearing barbecue I'm not hearing that [ __ ] all right all of the years I've been in the league that's too wordy all of the years have we've been in the league all of the cups we won and see I don't think I like seeing though all of the cups we won and seen us said which morning is the next no see seen and scen again see and scen is too close EC seor St Louis you'll be watching on TV welcome to your girlfriend's favorite team hey hey welcome to the blue El casc all of the Cs all of the Le all of the years we've been the league all of the Cs that we've W [Music] seen when morning is a next that you see you see s St Louis you'll be watching on TV welcome to your girls favorite team welcome to the blue LC we are the Kansas City whiz I give up St Louis actually plays in yeah here's something I'm going to tell you Mr Krabs I don't like [ __ ] say I don't like Missouri I I I lived in Kansas okay Kansas a greater State the free State the union state rock chuck jhawk St Louis ruist am I right two MLS cups you have none go foul what the [ __ ] happening anyway send this over to uh send this send this to the cauldron anyone have connections I'm pretty sure this might be the next Banger there might be some work welcome to all the year see all the years we've been in the league all of the Cs we've won and scene just doesn't hit wonder how the highlights of this game going to be for Kev I wonder I wonder I wonder when you ever shot shut up how about that King how about H how about that if this isn't a banger I don't know what a banger is not even watching the game just watching cavino jump around like a goof I watching the game too I'm I'm also watching the game there's something going on here all of the years we've been in this league in this league no the league cuz we're trying to rub it in St Louis's no history you know mean all of the years we've been in the league all of the cups we won and I don't know all of the cups we won and scen it sounds like man we've we've seen so many cups just go by us good boys good boys come on we're at home let's not be embarrassing I understand we're going it's US Open cup or bus but come on let's play well today let's win I'm not trying to [ __ ] change my profile pick to R Sal Lake good all right throw in sporting throw in throw in do something Kansas City whiz okay do something Kansas City whiz all of the cups we've wanted seen okay um said when the wind when The Whiz when the whz what will you do when the whz because we now we got to rhyme with TV oh whoa that's not how you spell Yol but because this is a banger here this is the oh [ __ ] you can't see it dumbass this is a when St St Louis you'll be watching on TV yeah that's a s that's a banger e St Louis because you know they're obsessed with us or they're not in the playoffs so they're watching it on TV cuz we bounced them out it's like a little throwback to our first encounter in the playoffs genius genius so we got to ra we got to rhyme TV with something when the whz is the next team that you see you see no see there's too many team SKC in the league all of the Cubs that we've uh oh I just got an error Apple my Apple TV just crashed hello hold on guys am I still live maybe it's my Apple TV or maybe is is it me say hello if I'm still live oh [ __ ] oh freak dude oh dude this is not good 21 minutes in oh [ __ ] it's the oh you hear me oh my goodness then what the [ __ ] is going on here oh we're fine not to worry you guys were freaking out for no reason can't wait for the real football to start what the [ __ ] it's been started it's been here come on 22 minutes in 22 minutes in throw in there we go let's [ __ ] go a freea get to it a freea good no off he's off he's off when the wiiz all the years have been in the league I love the Cubs that we want and SE I said when the whiz is next when the whz is up next TV TV spleen television oh Apple TV no that's not going to run it's still TV you'll be watching on Apple TV no you'll be watching on [Music] TV St Louis you'll be watching on TV I can't this is the this is [ __ ] me up here it's these two verses can we get a songwriter in thank you Kyrie Shelton why is everyone saying Orlando goal vamos Orlando where's the goal are you guys that far ahead what the [ __ ] here comes yeah good good good nothing nothing Liars you guys are liars there's no way you're five minutes ahead of me two minutes maybe five give us I said when sporting is the best team in MLS e seor see leis you'll be watching oh wait what do we do this idea idea idea what if we just get rid of this wait wait what if we just don't have that cuz I know the Liverpool verse doesn't have that I don't think they have a k I think they just have C seor okay well welcome to your girls favorite team welcome to the blue hell of SKC all of the years that we've been in the league all of the cups we've won and see see that's killing me um because all of the years of we've been in the league all of the years no one of the hold on here comes Orlando Orlando Enrique get in front of them shot blocked shot and blocked at the same time corner kick goal kick we're just celebrating ahead of time what a I am Adam everybody shut up stop trying to trick me I know you're I know we have they have not scored you guys are throwing me off I'm trying to [ __ ] Focus here clearly The Cauldron needs our help Shelton at Ryback is so devious hey Jesus H Christ listen to me right now he was useless everywhere else I mean he's got to be useful somewhere all the years we've been in the Le I think we're throwing it out CMP sounds silent shut the [ __ ] I see that's why until imagine this chant imagine this chant 880,000 people all of a sudden the stadium grows 80,000 people welcome to your girls fav team welcome to the blue [Music] SKC when when the whz is the next team that you see no when The Wiz comes to your house and knocks it down and steals your girl and kills your mom here comes a freea oh the god Tommy shoot it we are getting close Orlando hey Peruvian be careful Peruvian we're coming for you watch we're coming we're coming for you yeah you guys are getting nervous now all right so I think this is [ __ ] we're good here and then we need boom so the next one is all of the Corner cleared it good good good boys good good good [ __ ] fontas fontas good freaking Jakey you're so off fontas fontas you old ass man let see in my ass pass it out why there you go Tommy German German and got a hit there I got so much too much too much Sporting Kansas City is not my girls favorite team yes they are yes they are yes they are um all the years we all of the all of the all of the [ __ ] we give make a Vancouver white C caps chant as I am one we need to pull we need to pull up Vancouver Wikipedia and just start looking things up yes yes free Ki sporting free kick sporting take your time take your time set it up my ex was LFC fan and part-time inter fan good thing we broke up yeah that is there's crimes that is a crime right there that is arguably that could be an offense that's a federal offense actually sorry brother but your girl is in prison quy I know wait do way [Music] um maybe we then we throw in okay us I said what about that thoughts oh my God Kyrie just oh my God come on a freea a a [Music] freea guys you do not want a Kyrie Shelton High highlight on your ass I'm telling you this right now Orlando fans I tell you what I tell you what welos come on I find somebody good smart Daniel shot oh blocked [ __ ] stupid ass here comes Orlando though Orlando launches it straight to get it back to me no whatever [ __ ] it's better than shittily passing welcome to your girls favorite team welcome to the blue LC us I said when sporting cansas when sporting is the next thing that you'll see e St Louis watching TV welcome to the sport welcome to your girls favorite team welcome to the blue El SKC okay said with sporting is the next team that you see e St Lou you be watching a TV that's a banger that dut triple platinum that's yeah yeah that is I don't know I don't know that might be the hardest Chan in all of Major League Soccer come on Seattle never heard of it uh barbecue barbecue barbecue barbecue no dead uh spy Casey Dead all of these songs dead Banger send it Kevin I rolled K St and we're Ops now I see you're jhawk yeah what the [ __ ] are you kidding me Kansas State University in Manhattan Kansas you're not going to graduate you're not going to learn anything I don't know a single K State graduate that's ever done anything name one major one name one name one K State billionaire no no you're not going to find it you're not you're not say name one K State Legend you're not going to find it I'm sorry Will Chamberlain I'm sorry creators of basketball I'm sorry yeah we're massive Rock chock jhawk KU Kansas mizo can go [ __ ] itself all of Missouri can go can go die in my opinion in my humble opinion and I know that's going to Ru with some better betters but I can kill less Wily I Wily can kill less imagine I just walked off and just never said anything that's it what's going on they had a little break or what yeah uh we're going to call this whiz is your girls certified Banger certified Banger chat oh what a tackle that was go go kick go kick Li Orlando Orlando keep us what's up Julio what's up YouTube chat hi hi guys shy looks malnourished whoa whoa whoa as one skinny King to another you're not going to call him Mal okay just because his metabolism is working 300% Manhattan is dead as hell I'm not going to lie compared to I'm going to say Manhattan is like a Party City um it's just a place where you buy uh stuff for to go to parties no I'm just Kidd it's a it's a it's a college town it's a Lawrence Lawrence is the same I mean KU is in Lawrence you know what I mean so it's not like not a lot is happening but really they're the same but different what y'all up to today huh what you guys do nothing you guys watch the Premier League if you guys want me to check out something at halftime let me know or just tag me on twit if you want I don't know goals highlights I don't [ __ ] know you seen something crazy scores I don't even know what's happening in Major League World who's playing who I have no idea go go Daniel go an got anata ball up yes let it a freea hit it welcome to your girl's favorite all right okay oh I'll be mentioning you in some twe oh for [ __ ] sake what do you want how how's your team doing we're dominating Toronto but we can't score um Julio I'm going to be wait who you guys who you guys who who is your team Julio remind me um you know not honestly I haven't been paying attention because I've been making a new chant but it's we're still surviving we've had a few chances here and there Gesa has had to make a couple SS I call that success if and we got we got a little rotated Squad since we got the US Open cup semis woke uh Adam says I woke up at 4:30 to watch United loose in the worst way Adam we love to see it Adam don't we we love to see it yep big fan oh Houston right oh Houston I tell you what um uh oh good corner corner Orlando 10 minutes before halftime corner kick for Orlando Fernando Torres came in here just kidding corner kick corner kick staying nice and easy nice and calm don't worry guys also I got my migraine 5000s oh [ __ ] no I don't just kidding I don't I thought I did well I might get a migraine Midway through this stream but not to worry corner kick Orlando we're going to clear this easily easy easy out ball out yeah yes good job Eric yes and gets the ball that's what we like to see that's what we like to see yes cook him too cook him yes go go go go go go go go go go go go go go sporting sporting sport sporting what up Connor good switch good swi good good good Jakey Jakey come on Jakey come on Jakey just give us a banger Jakey no okay Kyrie get rid the ball Kyrie good no not back Kyrie get pass oh Kyrie you're cooking actually H cross again on the ground on the ground corner kick sporting what a silly little guy that guy was what a silly little guy that's interesting give all now I got it stuck in my head thanks a lot Chad thanks a lot corner kick stay focused thank you everybody on YouTube and twitch for hanging out Corner okay oh all the way through all the way through all the way through whatever chat what the freak ever am I right can I make this bigger yeah we're going to do that we're going to make it this big we're GNA do that we're gonna make this one even bigger so we can see you guys I want them see my Chatters I want to see my friends the only friends we have to is the friends is these friends is what I'm trying to say a look at us oh we're so cute aren't we Here We Go Orlando if we could stay nil nil before halftime boy I can feel the fear coming from Orlando fans I can sense it actually here comes Orlando good good good good pass it up good yes go go go go come on Daniel find oh look at Eric Tommy run okay we're going to Willie no big deal no big deal big thick juicy Willie come on come on you're twice as with my brother good lie bold don't do anything stupid yes what the [ __ ] are we doing Daniel you're more lost than me brother you are more lost than me out there good good sporting or oh it looks like King is real quiet looks like King is real silent right now there Tommy hit it oh my [ __ ] god Eric Tommy are you kidding me brother are you kidding me not to worry I'm not gonna lie bro I've been voiding your stream since the Copa America final what why whatever could have happened guys the glory is over okay so trust me it's done now all right next person's in in line next person is up thank you I don't want to deal with nothing I don't want to [ __ ] I I don't even think of national team I'm good I'm at peace now thank you Jesus I didn't even expect to win that last one I was like they don't care literally scyon was like you know we're not mentally there as we just got to fight dayto day you know to be champions again to think that we want it again and I'm like all right they're they don't care all right moving on now wow it's it's it's time for the kids to play Messi's going to be gone di Maria's gone end is going to be gone it's now for the youngs which means the other teams are going to be better you know their Columbia or urug Kyrie Kyrie a frea a frea yes what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] good but we're fine Jakey Jakey Jakey cross too much too much watching Prem and then MLS makes me want to bleach my eyes yeah well if you're watching Manchester United it's a little actually what what was the game Everton oh my God ladies and gentlemen Everton is the next major league soccer expansion team we're moving it from all the way from Liverpool they're going to be playing I'm Colombian I mean I guess it but it's all right it's okay if you think about this Jesus think about this think about it Argentina from 1993 to 2021 did not win a single International trophy nothing and in fact up until 2021 Colombia won one more International trophy than Argentina in that time in 2001 Columbia won the cop America Argentina wasn't in it but it was in Columbia Columbia 1 right we went to a World Cup final two cup America finals liel too much a freea [ __ ] so so if you think about it before I come on Willie William if you think about it um I had a friend say it's more painful being a Colombia national team fan you know I before 2021 and I'm like brother in your lifetime they won a trophy I was born in '98 we didn't win [ __ ] and not only did we not win [ __ ] we were embarrassed three times in three finals the biggest final you could lose in two Copa Americas finals two of those was against Chile a country Chile the most non-existent country in the world so and and then we lost the [ __ ] Germans in the World Cup final at first so up until until 2021 I'm like I'm not hearing [ __ ] from my Colombian friends shut the [ __ ] up you idiots you actually got to see them win if not if you didn't get to see them win at least they were in your lifetime and you were a baby or something for the most part my friends are my age so why would they be you know what I mean okay and then 2021 happened so then I'm like all right hey we got to see in one cup in our lifetimes I'm good and then the World Cup happened and then the other couple makers so you know what I mean whatever also I like colia I'm a big Columbia fan being a re plate fan we have Colombian Legends Legend probably the biggest players in Colombia's history on our ever to play played on my team oh Davis hit it Go B jaking [Music] go let's [ __ ] go welcome to your girls favorite team welcome to the blue of [Applause] SKC 40K the next you [Music] see Orlando you'll be watching on TV let's [ __ ] go let's [ __ ] go Jakey cooked your old team [ __ ] wo oh no no no no no coo my Orlando friends be careful be careful because the wiiz is here and we got big whiz Willies we got the biggest Willies of the wizard yeah yeah yeah we're going to [ __ ] win the cup holy [ __ ] four minutes still halftime King you're never GNA I'll tell you what king I said the first call doesn't count okay fine um King I careful King see what happens what's the saying if you uh if you bite the tiger the shark's going to eat your head off pretty sure that's something someone says that we are 47 and three when conceding first so this game is going to be a draw thank you sick not to worry what a quote yes F let's [ __ ] go chatter again a oh that was a foul too that was a foul let him play Let him play that was a foul don't [ __ ] it up here right before half mess with the wizard and get the wand fans said that fans said that but absolutely nice thi good circumference and a great length wand let me tell you yep that's why your girls favorite team is forting okay I'm done I'm sorry that's it that's all I just keep going guys let's just relax let's let's make sure we don't let them score okay conceeding before half let's actually enjoy this a little bit [ __ ] oh my God they cooked us that's a penalty fontas I never said a bad thing about you brother Fontes is literally tackling and diving in front of the ball that's a lcia product if I've ever seen one that is a oh it's a fly I thought there was a spider I thought that was a spider but spiders don't fly right that looks crazy I don't know if I can no it's not worth it maybe I'm scared I kind of [ __ ] that up no not worth it I was going to try to turn the camera why does that look like a spider good come on on 47 minutes in 48 on my why is my clock wrong whatever ours ours ours ours nothing ref said no no you purple nurples no no no he said he said that I said purple no no oh God I don't know how they missed that that was that should have been coal I thought the ball was going to be continuously rolling no one touching it and the referee was going to call a foul for uh fonty just holding on to him but I no and then if you shoot it if you shoot it it's too late like you shoot it's over Orlando is 1 eight and two when this is going to be a draw chat this is going to be a draw I feel it which in the in the short term I I love that because I don't have to change my thing because that wasn't the deal L long term we don't have enough games to drop point this is it we're practically in September I you know the ru you know the rules if nothing matters till September well we're there go Daniel Willie please you're pissing me off William you're pissing me off brother that's it halftime Chatters halim what do we think of the first half thoughts let me mute this I don't want to hear that anymore let's [ __ ] go chat let's go what's going on in the Major League Soccer World let's check it out together I need B to slap every individual in the locker room just little wake up wake up wake your asses up right now all right oh Jesus Christ King how many times you going to [ __ ] tag me here mother Freer all right let's look oh you guys can't sorry there we go um king so I'm so pleased King zenchenko beefing with our tet after today's game oh my god dude that is a star down hold on is he actually looking at let's let's look at the eyes I don't know is is he tracking oh yeah he's tracking his eyes turned a little bit more he is [ __ ] did he not get any minutes didn't didn't they win they won Arsenal won right oh what the [ __ ] was that bro I wish I had $185 a spare for Russell number seven dude yeah I I I don't have the money like that to be buying those kids I really don't there's no part of me that can buy these kits I want them bad this kid I didn't even buy this kit sporting gave it to me okay okay no no no if I'm getting kids at this stage of my life they're probably gifts from family or in this specific occasion sporting but the Retro kid is nice all right King that was a good one like good good what is this oh do you agree with all time oh all time Italy let's see let's see see buing goal absolutely gavar is probably one of the best defenders of all time ever period Maldini God bissi I don't know that much bergami I know supposedly amazing great Piro I know God toy Rossi up top the Pierro up top and badil I think this is clean what's the bench here right I mean someone might be like well keini needs to be here but I don't know but is he I don't know his whole thing this is spot on God delpo is so [ __ ] good man and poor bagio after missing that 2002 penal man if he oh my God if Brazil Lost That World Cup they would have four Italy would have five though Italy would be the if he didn't miss well they would have to Brazil would have to miss and then Italy score but let's pretend that happened Che let's think about it Italy would have five World Cups Brazil would have four would we be thinking about Brazil in the same way let's not forget that Italy has four World Cups right now put some respect on the italianos you know what I'm saying italianos are gods of fuci I got you okay I'm just saying just saying also Brazil won three World Cups from 1970 and back right they won in 70 66 was England when was P's first one was it was 62 Brazil I don't remember anyways they won three World Cups when the World Cup didn't even look like the World Cup that it looks like now it was that goofy little angel trophy that's that's the Brazil they won two in the modern era two do you understand what I'm saying from 1970 to 2022 they won two World Cups 1994 in 200 2002 from 197 so 1974 World Cup to 2022 is it a coincidence Chatters just think about this from 1974 to 2022 Argentina 13 who's bigger who's bigger 86 78 86 to 2022 that's three of the that's three of the new cups I don't think I think the math is mathing all right anyways you get your pity like you little freck you [ __ ] you Marcus rashford versus Brighton oh my God is he pulling an endrick let's see 65 minutes he didn't even play the whole game zero goals zero assists zero shots on Goal Zero crosses two off sides that's bad CR look kind of peeved he isn't a starter for Arsenal oh that's true the little he look he went like this you know I don't know hey they're winning um I'm not going to be questioning artetta if they're winning but it is what it is what the [ __ ] is this how in the [ __ ] is he first of all that's not a normal horse is it that horse looks small what what Mongolian archery on Horseback what this is a pony this is a pony but how is he like this how H I guess I'm going to like that I don't know what that [ __ ] what where do you find these I can't stop smiling at this top oh top two Ben White moment what the [ __ ] are you doing why did he launch it at him oh dude if that hit his that didn't hit his face right it hit his hand or yeah hit his hand or arm I don't know what that it oh my God chill dude he's like famously a little little cuckoo in in the head no that's it oh [ __ ] setup alert set up for tonight let's go okay Jared love that I love seeing a little setup action I love that [ __ ] yeah all right um let's look at some scores around the league because I I really am interested major league soccer games and then I guess we can look at some go some highlights right embarrassing game the offsides from zery was oh my God does someone have a a image of that garnacho almost scores but his teammate touched the ball which in an offside position in an open net well I don't think it's his fault but Jesus Christ dude that's got to suck and then that that would have gave United the lead right it was one nil at that time I don't something like that or 21 their way before the op I don't know oh you can't even see what I'm saying cool uh so Seattle beat Minnesota 32 maybe some goals there uh Chicago and New York City is 22 already in the final minutes of the game inter Miami 2-n Cincinnati The Shield peeps with a red card who got a red card Thomas of course Alves good ales what the hell Ales oh who let those [ __ ] [ __ ] from mat toits win a game 5 nil what in the hell they don't have a keeper over here in Montreal 14 shots they have 12 shots on target 4 six n [ __ ] had every shot on target was a goal we might need to watch these goals Charlotte New York Red Bulls 111 [ __ ] FC Dallas and DC 43 wow um look at this one [Music] chat that's us that's my team wow Austin is beating Nashville right now Houston Toronto nil nil and then later tonight rala Lake San Josie snooze Portland St Louis snooze LA Galaxy Atlanta snooze these games suck these games are ass chat all right let's look at mls's Twitter and see if they got some goals uh there it is okay okay oh let's see I want my friends to see Chicago ties it so a little penalty action o yeah he definitely smashed that I'll tell you what this is crazy I want to see that oh guys this is us this is us hey King pay attention this is massive King this is just for you bucko let's go oh Hamburg Jersey okay Marco Royce on the bench for Galaxy wow here's Austin's first goal or only goal so [Music] far good good good all right let's see let's see some of these goals I told you I [ __ ] told you this goalkeeper whoever this guy is is ass six shots four and five goals six six shots on target five of them are goals this explains everything no brother time to retire my friend all right what's this goal so New York City was up 2-0 wow I loved how that I loved how it hit the net just oh nice and tight net that's a tight net oh all right Chat net talk net talk do you guys like a droopy net you know tight than droop or do you like a nice and tight n tight tight tight tight tight let me know below let's see this hold down let's see let's see how saveable this is maybe not no this is going to be a tap I don't know what to say honestly who is this keeper oo oh what a dummy W that was a good goal that was a go I don't think that's saveable right there I tell you what the [ __ ] n it there's not an evil empire I I don't know if th this has to be it Tom Brady are you kidding me the hell is brother leave us alone you [ __ ] jump scare the [ __ ] you doing here you have there's a team in New England and a team in or is there no there's not a team in Tampa [ __ ] where do you live idiot I don't care you're retired Brady and in are my two worst enemies dude for real oh there's Marcos Roy oh no that's just too awkward for me a penalty save oh my God Brad Brad stver saves and oh no did he save it oh he did boys are out ladies and gentlemen All Rise 45 more minutes 45 more minutes oh boy ball boy chat this is going to be crazy there is an Argentina Jersey there is multiple Argentina jerseys on screen right now let's [ __ ] go Sporting Kansas City massive they're growing the movement is growing Chatters the movement is growing that's what we like to see that's what we like to see mhm yes yes I would like to say Messi had nothing to do with that I would like to thank all this guy all of this guy right here second oh there's Benny Benny the goat being inducted today as a sporting Legend what a God yes he gets a jacket I didn't even realize jacket's a thing there he is f Benny I forgot he came back in 2019 for 2020 that was Co has deleted a lot of my brain cells I'm going to be real here we go second half Benny yeah he's he's definitely one of the most likable that we've had second half kicks off Chatters and let me tell all right here comes Orlando Orlando Oh I need sound sound come on spotting flowing did my timer not started my timer should be started timer you're working oh I'm touching it I'm touching time as we speak thank you thank you guys thank you yeah this is some people call this a comedy show yep big big big on Comedy here we're huge big comedians you like that now we're a little lower do we like this level a little better we're big fans here you know what let's make this the there we go prob we like this a little closer here little little little personal hey chat hey guys welcome welcome to my stream my name's Kevin big big sporting fan here we love sporting yeah sporting major leagues the biggest team in major league Major League Soccer You Are My League s are we going to see any are we going to see Johnny or any of the main the main boys here are we going to see Alan poo potentially potentially chat thoughts what are we thinking I don't know we also have a US Open cup I'm going to say this just to be transparent Wednesday I I I am employed Wednesday I will be working I cannot stream Wednesday which hurts me so much because I've already getting I've been getting some uh indie1 DMS that are kind of crazy and I would so badly like to be live during that but I can't that being said no one's going to stop me from tweeting they're G to have to pry my phone out of my hands am I right chatters we will be we will be tweeting on Wednesday and uh if we could win that game if we win that game we are guaranteed spot in the coner C Champions League correct someone verify because that is not only massive but one of the funniest things ever oh [ __ ] clear it yeah yeah nice and easy nice and safe corner kick corner kick shatters corner kick this is how things get moving this is how things get started ti ti taka ti ti taka okay here comes a corner kick here comes a corner kick from from the God someone can someone tell me where I can get a sport in Kansas City 1998 kit that's pretty B like it's badass it's sexy and it's my birth year cleared yes can someone tell me where I could uh acquire this horor Orlando big cross shot into the crowd go kick milia Ania anata ANC anata oh I didn't even see where we were standings wise I guess we could do that a little little real quick oh that is oh that's me I don't want to move me there we go all right so we're not making a lot of movement here plus we played this is our 27th game and a lot of teams above us and below us have played a game or two less than us we are in we are in some serious trouble chat we have to win today we have to win and win the next game and win all of them all of the remaining nine games or no we have eight games left how many games what are we on 27 fre oh yellow card whoa Willie and Jake kind of going back and forth Willie telling him to calm down shut up Jake is saying think that's crazy that's that's crazy chat let's not do that let's chill out a little bit well you know what good for you Jake good for you he's over here like hey track back what's up kurter bger what up Burger boy what up Berg City nothing much nothing just another Orlando attack cross oh no good clearance Torres almost got to it good come on Jake go Jake book it cook good send it Tommy again pass or shoot it or [Music] shot go we're winning the C we're winning everything we W it all baby there we go Daniel Where Have You Been Daniel Where Have You Been these whole [ __ ] 30 months huh four months you didn't exist today you do good pass Eric Ah Ah that's good that's good daddy Daniel that's good that's good that's what we like to see hungry hungry hungry Hungarian does it again right in front of your mom right in front of your sister and your mother and he scores right in front of them Mr steer girl Hungarian style yes oh get ready to learn Hungarian Orlando Chatters get ready to learn Hungarian wow wow how hungry was Daniel shalloway he just said wow that was the when is the last time we got Daniel to score a goddamn goal I tell you what Lord have mercy King says King I'm F to crash out hey pilot since you're a pilot over here you're gonna have to fly your way into a you're gonna have to you're you're gonna have to fly to Cancun buddy you're You're Gonna Fly to Cancun because your timeline's GNA be crazy brother I tell you what I tell you what right now okay chill out what's the most dangerous lead in all of fuchie pool exactly of course they scor eyes on a toilet hazard in the toilet you go get your ass back on the toilet go get out of here go over there and sit on that toilet you can still have the Stream up on your phone but you're you're definitely not going to ruin this for us we need the juju good throw throw Orlando Boys Boys Boys Boys doesn't matter when you score in the 94 oh god dude I okay San Diego what a sight a happy Kevin this is crazy this is absolutely crazy we made a new Banger song a platinum selling album I've already sent it over to uh uh the record people I sent it over they said this is a certified Banger don't worry about it Kevin um I've already talked to the president of The Cauldron uh when you guys weren't looking I just did a quick call they said this is a this is great they said said we're going to delete control out Delete uh the barbecue song The Sporting KC chant and we're also going to get rid of that horrid we believe that we will win and um and I think and I'm happy we're winning two nil oh [ __ ] all right 54 minutes in let's stay focused though because we are that club we are that club yes go kick happy Kevin while my team is losing is the closest I've been to death that this started all from both ends King if you want to look back at this replay they're pla it back here look at Jake Davis absolutely cooking the field seeing his man switching the play Eric Tommy nice and patient sees Daniel behind him Daniel touches once shot goal unbelievable could not get any better honestly gal more like gasse thank you all right the O this is OG burger burger all right Snap Dragon Stadium San Diego next weekend's going to suck holy [ __ ] okay Landon's first game was today as coach correct or not I thought I saw a picture of him but I was busy and I couldn't I didn't really pay attent ah ah we lose it [ __ ] here comes Orlando big counter Orlando 55 minutes in Orlando booking it there's a lot of space now let's not get too cocky boys stay high pressure nothing nothing nothing nothing get up get up get up good good good good oh my what the [ __ ] are we doing brother buer is he's not that guy right now but that's okay 56 minutes 2-0 and the greatest children's Merc park in the world his first game was Tuesday oh they won two-nil oh [ __ ] I didn't even realize so it was his first like League game what the [ __ ] was that oh the that little tournament or friendly good Eric good there you go cross a Jakey not to worry oh Eric a come on Willie just dive okay okay we got to stick C is this a sign for the open cup well this is a rotated squad for the open cup now I'm more nerv nervous about the open cup I was like okay we're going to struggle today which is you know that's fine we're this is the only cup we have a chance oh here comes Johnny um but now that we're playing so good now I'm like [ __ ] are we going to play like [ __ ] against Indie are we going to get embarrassed probably let's be real give me Nico and Duncan Angel City turning around Angel City got be careful they we gota be careful League scary scary scary oh no no Daniel Daniel that wasn't it good pressure Lial good pressure everybody go back oh my God counter Here Comes Orlando good a free fight good oh a freea good he just hit a or is that a freea who was that I can't tell okay who did he hit subbies subbies Orlando muel Here Comes Your Maguire Maguire coming in and gulo out all right all right this is getting a choppy now Chatters let's be real we probably have one of the worst teams that dips our heads on the worst moment all right so let's let's finish this strong some might say sexy one hour in chat one hour in no begging King no begging I told you you're going to be scared you didn't believe me you laughed even you made fun of me you said haha and I said you don't know you don't know anything about the Wizards do you you [ __ ] with them you [ __ ] with the pointy hat you get the wand you touch our beard we zap your ass [Music] M Orlando has three Strikers now what are we trying to do um pilot I would say score a goal that's my thought I would say they said three Strikers means one goal per Striker we win the game 3-2 I'm pretty sure that's what your coach is thinking but little do they know Peter vermes is a tactical genius genius some might say one of the smartest guys in the league confirmed head injury head injury I didn't real Daniel shaved his head or I mean did he shave his head no okay it's not skin bald but you know how do you say that guy's name Thor hson Thor if we want to score a goal we don't sub on mudel now with that attitude pilot what kind of pilot are you I don't want you to be my pilot you're kind of a bummer you're a bummer you're flying my plane I'm worried I'm very worried oh [ __ ] hey guys it's me pilot haha ah for [ __ ] sake I knew I shouldn't flew Southwest God damn it this guy is such a bummer Thor H Thor Thor hallson Thor hallson no no oh Alano let's let's see Alan let's see what you can do here brother you've been useless as well Daniel has been useless but then he showed up Allan you've been useless oh [ __ ] we're taking out Eric all right pudding [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't know if this is the call guys I don't know you know what [ __ ] out of US Open cup I'm more dead dedicated to this win forget these Subs these Subs are stupid I won't sleep tonight if we lose as the saying goes just keep making up saying you stay up past the wizard The Wizard will come to your house the [ __ ] does that mean my timeline is going to be hectic yeah might need to log off brother I mean are you guys hectic is it going to be he you guys are still in like playoff contention you have a good team you know what's going to be hectic we're going to win let's pretend we win this game somehow our timeline's going to still be nonsense what's up Lucas what's up hola hola welcome to your sister's favorite team welcome to the blue L of SKC PV says I forgot sporting was playing but oh my God they're winning that's right Pat that's how we live our lives wait we're playing today oh my God we're winning turn that [ __ ] on right now brother Here Comes Johnny Russell Johnny let's see what you can do Johnny Al also has been kind of struggling so good pass Jakey Jakey on the ground I knew it him and Willie are kind of going at it Will's giving him a stare down like brother put it in the air but Willie you haven't done [ __ ] League's cup prediction I think lafc wins I think so I think they want the Revenge I think they might get it gire gire dude so many people have this kid I want this kid so bad offside no way you cannot be a [ __ ] [ __ ] and get it offside you cannot be that stupid and get an offside there no way you're an idiot okay what the i' if that wasn't Major League Soccer I don't know what it is what the [ __ ] are you doing just pass it straight on the ground just pass it you don't have to get any Fancy with it just [ __ ] on the ground on the ground that [ __ ] to it what are you doing okay go come on Alan poo please if you miss any if you if you suck today you go back to Mexico I'm sorry liis is calling oh Johnny Russell don't do it to them oh that should have been a goal please Ben Johnny Russell just cooked whoever this guy is he sent him back he sent them back home he sent them home he said ciao guys stay focused stay angry no no no no good my song good that's a foul though what the [ __ ] oh I thought it was a foul okay go go go go come on P up Jake Davis Jake Davis you big boy today you're a big boy today yes Jake Davis is Bing people I don't know how that oo hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey you're gone wow what the [ __ ] are you doing that's a straight red that's not even a oh [ __ ] Christ Willie what is your problem dude you [ __ ] absolute idiot what the [ __ ] is wrong with you what is going on what the [ __ ] is it going to be here for it's a straight red they're going to go to V to just switch it to a straight red who gives a flying [ __ ] it's a suspension who cares is it oh [ __ ] Christ Willie Willie this you got to be the stupidest idiot ever brother look where you are on the field dude oh my God you're so dumb you're so dumb how is he going to do this in a just say say it after reveal just straight red okay so what he gets one more day off two two more games is it one game or or is it one more game two more [ __ ] [ __ ] 18-year-old Jake Davis told you to chill the [ __ ] out what is your problem you stupid idiot great 20 minutes down a man Geniuses and we made our subs with two guys have been useless this year all right not okay Johnny not as much but Allan does not track back no a straight A straight red should give you another match ban it's not just one I I thought cuz what would be the point of them it's not better to have a straight red right because if it's better why would they do like what it I don't get it it would be ridiculous oh my [ __ ] god two game suspension that's what it is I wasn't sure if it's two or three what a [ __ ] Willie man all right I'm gonna I'm gonna say it if there's a if there's a straight comeback it's it's it's on Willie clear yeah good Allan good he's dead he's cooked he has no knees please teammates pass it to a teammate pass it oh my [ __ ] god Allan you're [ __ ] terrible dude and the ball goes out Alan PLO brother Alan PLO you are you got to start learning [ __ ] Spanish you're going back home what are we doing okay not to worry throw in Orlando good Jake good Jake Jake it's been you today it's been you Here Comes Orlando I'm that next goal is going to flip this game Chas don't want him back I know [ __ ] Christ now we're chasing boys we are chasing ball good k very good [ __ ] Allan why would you don't even foul in there yeah it's a qu it's a f what is Johnny crying about come on come on come on it's a little counter foul it happens a little look they're going to make a break you you little tap a little tap little reminder hey drop them on the floor real quick stop the Play No Worries Johnny's like that's a [ __ ] red card it's a [ __ ] red okay Chad no worries plenty of time Alan if you could if you could shut me up that would be amazing chip good chip that's a little just throw in sporting throw in sporting time wasting sporting water break in debe in debe in debe wal oh my God oh my God we're back we're back we're back we're massive I [ __ ] forgot the man who terrorized St Louis the man who terrorized the man who terrorized we're fine we're fine we're fine everybody stay calm stay calm not to worry chat not to worry everything we'll be fine I know you guys were getting nervous there towards the end nothing to worry about nothing to see here sell Allan tarez that's true that is true they got some money over there I'm so glad I support bar on a daily basis barca's barca's in trouble I can't wait to like fully just put my Barca hat back on the minute laort is exe uh is eliminated from the presidency oh brother I got a vendetta on that man I tell you what I got a vendetta on that man I tell you Barca did win today so that is the difference that is it was a close one but they did win um Miami ended up end up winning 2-0 Austin's up still 1 n Toronto is beating Houston 1 n 77 minutes San Jose is beating R Salt Lake 2-0 let me say that again Last Place San Jose is beating Ralph Salt Lake third place Ralph Salt Lake two nil thoughts I'm excited when Barca pays back all the loans they have oh Jesus the how do you ruin a club legitimately how do you ruin a and debe is back in we are probably the biggest team in the world yet again Remy wal is also in hold holy God and debe is back getting some more minutes after his injury good throw in sporting R fate got him got him roasted boom boom roasted got him C CCC throwing inbe andbe with the ball the Belgian the Belgian um Belgian the Belgian bomber yes that's going to stick I think the Belgian the Belgian what's it we did this before but I waffles what are they good what are they known for [Music] Belgium known for fries no what is it that they're chocolate what it's like some food waffles chocolate the Belgian waffler what's he waffling about oh Daniel good throw in good Daniel good Daniel good if you can't tell I am a little nervy a little Nery just want to Orlando scores a goal we lose 3-2 it's just a fact it's a fact of the matter french fries oh yeah they why isn't it on oh Belgian fries don't call it french fries they are offended by that they told me do not do not french fries Belgian fries that's what I call my fries 78 minutes in 79 minutes in Orlando with possession looking Nico Torres out wide Muriel straight yes yes Mia good run up good good good little over 10 minutes chat plus added time which I'm sure we're going to get it some no you're scared no you need to sit down come on boys nice and smart don't get too cheeky now now ref says nothing ref says play on okay not to worry Here Comes Orlando this ref this ref is just letting things go you know just play on everything Alan what are you doing Allan find it what are we doing boys Allan is Allan gets the ball and just books it he like has happy little happy toes it's like I gotta go Gotta Go Gotta Go Orlando with possession now guys guys I'm scared dude oh brother me refresh this Let me refresh this a little bit I'm still my mind is still blown that San Jose is winning still a whole other half to play over there good Danny good rosero another sub for Orlando sukar sucata number 34 out comes fako bye bye girl peace peace love and two World Cups come on how's this guy is he good he looks young as [ __ ] I have no idea who this kid is but he looks fresh he looks like he just came he just came into life actually throw in sporting in dembe eight minutes plus added time chat if we can actually hold on to this fast forward this in December and we are MLS Cup champions we signed him from our B Team oh okay is he like 17 he looks like it oh he got the MLS draft oh what school probably like a California school ah for some reason they're just good at finding players or uh actually there's some East Coast teams that are good hey West Virginia oh [ __ ] that's okay yeah West Virginia San dieo wave lost with GMA and Shaw out yeah 2-1 was that the game Burger Toronto beating Houston is also a shock to me 1 n with 5 minutes left and debe is looking up good just stay calm boys stay calm and debe good good Remy good fou uh is MLS going to absorb the NW I have freaking hope not I hope not God that was that would actually suck I I like I like nwl being its thing it's not just the women's American League that's also like MLS exactly it's different it's his own thing I want it to be his own thing trap that'll do it brother if you're not very organized that [ __ ] will bite you which makes sense because new coaching staff blah blah blah could Johnny good Johnny he knows what he needs to do that is a foul I mean not nothing more though okay I thought he was about to go to his pocket chill free kick sporting Enrique glaas fouls Johnny Russell and here we go Chatters here we go free kick what are we going to do here are we going to try to go in the Box are we going we're going to go quick to yeah we're going to go quick we're just going to try to waste time we're wasting time yes we are time wasting let's go here comes I can't even tell who who is that oh Allen wow what a weird pass that was come on in then from there hit it from Belgium whoa no careful careful oh do not let them get a single goal in the collapse will start do not let them get a single shot on goal actually even a shot will will boost their [ __ ] oh no Enrique Ros let's go MIA launches it the new PSG French player was good morgan needs to retire yeah she's been as Donan benched turn and she got on in the second half was she pissed that she was benched did it look oh no what just happened uhoh oh hit him right in the head okay he's a little dazed he's dazed he's dazed right now concussion protocol go go go go go go Johnny Russell what day is it okay few minutes left Chatters few minutes left why are you guys freaking out right now what's this what does that mean WrestleMania yeah that's right what's this does that just mean give me the ball what the [ __ ] was that okay I think he's fine I think he's fine chat I think he's fine that or he's going to lie about it um but let's go US Open cup semi-final Seattle versus lafc August 28th Sporting Kansas City versus Indie 11 as well Kyrie is going to get the ball a little drop ball action yeah you're going to have to change your profile pick to for lawdale you thought you thought you were ready bucko I didn't see but probably it doesn't matter when the Midfield can transition from defense offense happy that M skill is injured what oh oh okay well the only thing the thing I know about wave fans okay is this is going to there's going to be some Panic okay I've just seen a lot a lot of panic from from wave bands I mean I think rightfully so hold on Orlando [ __ ] [ __ ] no oh okay good we're good we're good we're good look what's up Michael what's up all right one more minute plus add of Time come on chill Lis FC for real for real good good that's a foul getting [ __ ] up a little bit what do wait all right come on come on first stream back in a win first stream back in we invented a chat that's the most iconic chat of chance of all time and we win today and King has to change his profile pick to for uh answer Miami for 48 hours maskill Mill is actually better Savannah we're changing your name at this point Thank You 12 minutes of outed time are you [ __ ] me [ __ ] how many minutes how many minutes are they going to have 12 oh [ __ ] Christ okay not to worry boom go V of France France z z zizu Reby Z let me let me chat we don't want to sing it do we we don't want to sing it do we huh everybody sing it from home everybody come on out together come on welcome to girl favorite team all of us together arm in arm welcome to the blue LS [Music] casc us a with Cas that you see [Music] e St Louis be watching on TV let's go let's [ __ ] go oh my God India is so [ __ ] dude Indie I I I won't say that I won't say that but but this is a very good sign uh what's up peace and thought what's up okay breathing good night King King I want to see that profile big right now I want you see I want you see it immediately right now the minute this final whistle let me tell you the minute this final whistle is blown I want you to change that profile pig to into Miami respect your French Connection respect us respect the B respect the B and respect the Stars respect respect thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you I did say the US Open cup would finish mid-table not first wait oh wait oh I US Open cup I read that so wrong Orlando City Soccer Club you did say that and I did oh you know what king you better not be out get the [ __ ] back in here I had your goofy ass team as as first you are embarrassing me now we have to go at the end of the season I have to pull up this stupid uh table that we thought of together all right and all of us except for Burger boy all of us said Orlando is coming in hot they're going to be in first place they're going to be lights out and what the hell is going on here huh you need Jesus that's what you need Orlando Jesus 94 minutes in with this 12 minutes of outed time can I say it say what kevino curse I don't think it's a cavino curse when the chat agreed except for Burger chat agreed I also did say Miami would finish first okay you know what Burger there's still time they won't you're not that smart Burgers sh calm down we still got seven minutes of this game [Music] is herk out at ESPN H what where' you see that I literally I talked to him pretty recently well he's not going to tell me obviously did you see something let's see n no way he has everything oh my God Alan poo save your career Alan poo Galo go back go back go back to Le Maes please he said goodbye to his ESPN LA family oh my God maybe he's going to the New York branch because there's ESPN in New York oh my God Hercules cavino linkup when where where did he I did see a photo what the [ __ ] is going on with the audio today Jesus again Instagram that's what it was 97 minutes just ended come on I can't believe we had a red card too Jesus Christ Willie great clear just get the [ __ ] ball out guys did we move position on the table we definitely didn't but you can dream oh god king you changed everything there we go King can't wait to see it free kick free kick Orlando Johnny gets a yellow card for what reason I would like to remind you King this was your idea I didn't even come up with this you did [Music] so free kick B up oh hits the wall and goes over hits the wall and goes over corner kick oh [ __ ] that was a little scary 100 minutes of playing fuie ball not the best for us when we have to play Wednesday oh Shez venom venom we invented a new chant you need to bring it to The Cauldron now don't listen to chat it is a banger it is a banger you need to go back in the footage later on probably on YouTube it is a banger two more minutes if Kevin starts to lose an argument he'll bring up this game I'm not known to be a petty [ __ ] just kidding just kidding you got me Utah one H one more minute here comes Orlando NADA just blow blow the way so referee end it come on 30 seconds good night King good good night we'll see you tomorrow come on that's it we won a game we won a game we freaking won the game we are going to be MLS Cup champions come back to this video MLS Cup champions the Run starts right here ladies and gentlemen we are freaking back we are the freaking biggest CL in the world there's the biggest club in the world thank you guys love you guys highlights some other time tomorrow I don't know when spread that song in all all four corners of the goddamn United States I tell you what we are launching now thank you guys for hanging out today I'll see you guys next weekend Thursday for streams if you guys want to join we have uh we play EC some times we do it on Friday as well Saturday watch alongs I can't do the watch Along on Wednesday unfortunately employed uh thank you guys so much I love you I will see you later highlights on Tik Tok Instagram Twitter and um tell your mom I love