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what's up DNC all right y'all remember this big old book from before when Colorado governor Jared polus ripped a page out of it this is Project 2025 the Republican blueprint for a second Trump term it is a yeah yeah boo it is a real document that you can you can read for yourself at kamah harris.com project 2025 you ever seen a document that could kill a small animal and democracy at the same time here it is you know how when you download an app and there are hundreds of pages there that you don't read it's just the terms and conditions and you just click agree right well these are the terms and conditions of a second Trump presidency you vote for him you vote for all of this let's take a [Applause] look all right do we got Matt here with us tonight is Matt here hey there he is Matt how are you sir all right Matt Now Matt I understand that you work as an AV Tech in Nevada and you make a decent hourly rage is that [Applause] right oh I don't I don't know if we can hear Matt can we hear Matt so who's going to fix it keep speaking Matt so we can hear you uh-huh okay that's good I guess we're going to move on from [Applause] Matt and this is Becky Becky can we hear you hi Keenan great to be here thank you all right good now Becky you're married correct I am me and my wife have been together for about 8 years oh that's amazing very very cute thanks but I have got some bad news for you I hate that on page 584 project 2025 calls for the elimination of protections for lgbtq plus Americans [Applause] so yeah right back to the Stone Age I'm afraid so right back to the Stone Age that's terrible yeah it is thank you Becky for being here and making that wonderful Point all right next up we have Nirvana Nirvana are you with us and your people are with us as well all right good now Nirvana I understand that you are on insulin to manage your diabetes yes yes and thanks to President Biden and vice president Harris I only pay $35 a month for my insulin that is great that is great but on page 465 project 2025 calls for millions of people people like yourself to pay more for prescription drugs like insulin why why well I guess maybe to help big farmer make more money that they can donate to Republican politicians I assume yeah that makes sense yes unfortunately it does make sense all right let's talk to Anita Anita are you there yes hello Anita hello and Anita what do you do for a living I'm an OBGYN who delivers babies and does surgery and OBGYN she is an OBGYN that delivers babies uh-oh uhoh yeah it's bad news isn't it it sure is on page 459 project 2025 resurrects a law from the 1800s it's called the comto ACT to ban abortion Nationwide and throw healthc care providers in jail oh my God that is awful yes it is awful all right let's do one more is Sharia with us Sharia are you there hey Keenan I'm here yes Sharia I love it all right let's talk to you um I understand that you work for the federal government yes sir I'm in the United States Department of Education I'm a proud civil servant and a proud Union president she works for the Department of Education and she's a proud civil servant well unfortunately for you on page 78 project 2025 calls for president Trump to purge the Civil Service of everyone who isn't a Maga loyalist are you a Maga loyalist Kina absolutely not I I'm just I'm just asking I mean you might as well be because also page 319 calls for the complete elimination of the Department of Education I yeah there there a there's a bunch of stuff in here but that's all we have time for at the moment just remember everything that we just talked about is very real it is in this book you can read it online at kamah harris.com pro202 and most importantly you can stop it from ever happening by electing KLA Harris as the next president of the United States evening everyone hello hello and welcome welcome to the Third third night of the Democratic National Convention my name is Mindy King thank you for those of you who don't know me I am an incredibly famous jenzy actress who you might recognize from the office thank you the mindi project or as the woman who courageously outed ala Harris as Indian in an Instagram cooking video yes you're welcome I am so proud to be here supporting my friend but the real reason I am here is that deep down I truly believe that as a woman of color and as a single mother of three it is incredibly important that I be appointed ambassador to Italy that's how this works right that's like why I'm here I've never been I'm dying to go and guys I just really need a break um I know it's not the priority tonight but just think about it I am actually here because I have known the vice president for a long time and I want to tell you one of a story about one of the first times I ever met her she wasn't Madam vice president then she was my Senator and we were filming a video where she came to my home to cook doses a South Indian dish yes it's not every day that a senator comes over and I was pretty nervous but when she arrived we immediately hit it off we talked about the love we have for our moms who had both passed away from cancer both of our mothers were immigrants from India who came to America and committed their lives to serving others my mother swatti became an OBGYN thank you kamla's mother shimala became a scientist with a PhD who dedicated her life to trying to find a cure for cancer and after speaking to kamla it was clear to me that shimala had passed down the same optimism and fearlessness to her daughter but the thing I remember the most about the vice president is that KLA Harris Can Cook guys she was so much better than me but she also knew that my family was watching so as she gently corrected my sloppy dosea making she was complimenting me every step of the way making sure that my daughter kit heard how good of a cook I am she had no desire to be seen as better than anyone else she just wanted my kid to be impressed with her mom and when she finally and when she finally B into my dosea she looked at me and said M really good and then never took another bite again yes yes but it is that warmth that generosity of spirit that I know she will bring to the White House as our next president kamla Harris cares deeply about other people she will fight to protect our freedoms because those are the values that her mother passed down to her