Holtzmeyer-Mikiami Vacations with Alec Baldwin (Parody)

hi I'm Alec Baldwin award-winning actor and Patron of the Arts I have seven wonderful children and a beautiful beautiful wife named halia I'm always trying to find amazing deals to help us go to the hottest spots for vacation time well I'm here to represent the Holz Mami Corporation and tell you how your family can get a destination vacation at a bargain in the hottest spots in Gaza uh was that good make it sound a little more down to earth what what the do you mean down to earth what the does that mean just listen pal who the hell are you I was in Beetle Juice you know oh what the have you ever done direct Corbin burnson in a Campbell soup [Music] commercial listen pal the help never gets in my way and they never order me around do you think that New Mexico was my first time that's just one of the easy ones they found out about and I paid that judge right off please put the gun away