‪@MRNate18‬ Henrys Crime FULL MOVIE 2010 Keanu Reeves Comedy Drama Crime 480

for me sweet Jesus don't you hear me calling you I need you Lord answer me sweet Jesus don't you hear me calling you I need you Lord Lord I run out the words to say all I can do right now is a mo I pray like all of the for let me know my pray is being sweet Jesus him be calling you I need you Lord Lord Lord answer me Jes call I need Lord I've held on a long time and all my action depend upon you I've been patient and I highly understanding now I don't know what there is left to do Jes call wow sit down thanks how was your night good how was yours good this is great your shift's at 8:30 you're not eating I already did you okay are you going to go with me to Cindy and bills this weekend sure what time for the baby shower all right I don't want to go to Cindy and Bill's you don't I want Cindy and Bill to come here Cindy and Bill are welcome here whenever they want Henry don't you think it's time you're talking about kids of course I am okay okay you want kids I love kids Henry do you still love me of course I do cuz I know that you used to what happened Henry Tor Eddie Vibes so how you been I'm okay what's going on uh we got a man down here was wondering if we could uh come in for a second Joe Joe come on oh oh oh you really okay I'm come with me just get right to the back okay let's I'm Sor right back to the kitchen godamn sausages at Pin Wheels yeah so uh we're in a little bit of a bind here Henry we got a big playoff game in the next half hour and Buddy Boy over there is our first baseman but as you can see he's not exactly game ready so what do you say uh feel like playing a little ball it's November yeah they keep the field in pretty good shape oh oh God okay okay so what do you say Henry so where's this game near Kaiser town about uh 15 minutes away appreciate you driving Tor sure just just pull right over here stop and get some beer money at the ATM good so uh hang tight we'll be right back keep the engine R okay FR mer see Mery AR here hey y free free look we know this wasn't your deal Tor these people aren't your friends why are you sticking up for them get a wife you get a job don't you care you're looking at 3 to 7 Henry all you got to do is say something the court sentences Henry torn to 3 years in prison for the crime of felony first-degree armed robbery hey excuse me here I'm Max Henry Henry good um what are you in for what what are you in for bank property nice clean simple I like it I didn't do it no of course not I mean mistaken identity what are you in for life just put it anywhere it doesn't matter it's not like you got a lot of choices there you go uh come on hurry up it's breakfast come on Monday is all we bunday what are you thinking nothing you can't be think of nothing let me guess you thinking how in the hell did I get here how do you think we all got here I don't know we committed crimes Henry but we committed to the wrong thing see that was a mistake we never fulfilled our potential see this guy here in the middle don't stare at him's heck there he wanted to be a doctor thanks I could have been a good one I mean good or bad I don't know but he chose not to fulfill his potential now look at so I'm talking about bad choices I recommend the is the greatest they really to give them a little extra please Charlie thank you see the real crime is not committing to your dream what is yours anyway my what your dream not sure I ever had one had a dream I mean what kind of life is that I don't know a pretty good one h i don't uh mean any offense Henry but you you're in jail are you going to reat the rest of this uh the whole week then no thanks Hi how are you I'm okay how about you I'm good look beautiful Henry something I have to talk to you about okay I fell in love oh I just I mean it just happened I'm really sorry it's all right you're not mad no I want you to be happy hey Max yeah where's your next review November don't you show us what you did the last time for the boy I'm working stuff come on one time come on come on show us us leave me alone once come on come on waai for H in the ass all right so last time um I'm sitting there and um the head of the board comes and says okay Max what are you going to do for us this time if we let you out I got the old twitch working a little bit well um I'm going to break into your house and then I'll kill your dog next at the house on fire then I'll dance through your garden naked like some mad crazed we and I'll bite and I'll mangle and I'll tear the tongue out of everything that's breathing and then I'll I'll hurl myself into the sky the Ethereal Sky flaming like gods Fus D Angel and I'll explode and H into a goddamn Heavenly Fireball boom boom you guys want to see this I can't wait boom what what you scared the [ __ ] out of me I tell you that well believe me I ain't going anywhere thank God when's your review coming up next month you going do the twitch like your Sul nope what you don't like it around here everyone knows Henry's innocent boy doesn't like it when you deny the crime I didn't do the crime hey but you got the time so you might as well have done it hey I going to like that that's that's kind of funny know emry if you did the time you might as well have done the crime I mean it's cute you're cute too kid get up you're finished get out of here thanks thanks you know you never did tell me what your dream was Max what you never told me your dream I'm living it really well yeah I mean it's it's easy living in here I got nothing to prove uh what you really got to do is show up and they even do that fear so uh it's nice it's good this place is horrible Max well that makes me wonder why why didn't you ever talk when back then anytime you had the chance I mean why I thought maybe this was my way out was it yeah [ __ ] what do you mean I mean [ __ ] nothing's changed I mean what do you you're out there or you're here truth is Henry you're still the same guy sorry you got everything kid hey Max maybe you should think about getting out of here listen the only thing I ever missed in 23 years is maybe H bath I tell you the truth I don't think that's worth walking out of here for Tor let's go I open I'm up to see you again 100 days 109 know a man's heart 100 days 100 nights know one man heart and a little more before he knows his all you know a man can play the part of a s just so long for a day come with his true his true self un yes it does you may be mellow he may be kind tre good all the time but there's something just beyond what he's told Henry hey hey Debbie Henry's here come on in make yourself at home thanks don't mind me I'm just getting set up for my meeting hey you want a beer sure honey you mind getting Henry a beer hi hi I know that's everything you wanted thanks are you happy I am I'm glad what are you going to do now honey it's starting to arrive hey maybe you'd be interested Henry you could be a distributor for gin Chi it's Korean Kitchen wear the future of food storage plus if you recruit Distributors they you get paid even more you mean like a pyramid scheme no not no not it's a multi-layered marketing Paradigm anyway give us some thought listen Henry I I just wanted to say thank you you know for what for not giving up my name I don't know your name sure you do it's Joe you're welcome Joe I'll see you d accumulation of 1 to 3 in the lighter amounts mainly to the north around albian and Lockport with as much as 3 in in the Buffalo souths and it will be getting colder now you look at the extended out you see all these there really only going to be some scattered light snow showers so most of our accumulations will be tonight and a little bit more tomorrow take a chance on life take a chance on buffal what are you doing what the [ __ ] are you doing are you okay St I I got to call you back I just ran someone over okay you idiot you weren't even looking where you were going are you okay yeah is he okay is he all right don't get up I'll call an ambulance hey it's you yeah me you know he he just he just walked right out into the street no I I saw the whole thing you on your phone you weren't even paying attention yes I was I know how to drive you know something if you just park the car I'll take him to the cafe no where are you going just stay on the ground here we go here we go here we go so they let you out huh yeah thanks did you call an ambulance it's okay I really am fine fine for a guy who just got run over lucky I guess I think someone should look at you hello guy do you want to see someone you look familiar what oh oh that um what take a chance on life take a chance on buffal that's you unfortunately yeah uh I mean look you seem to be okay right yeah I'm okay great so I can go now right sure okay then goodbye and you know be more careful he he want see that face again so I figured it out you figure what out my dream oh that's good good so what is it the bank the bank is your dream yeah um what bank the one I didn't Rob that's your dream yeah what kind of cocki dream is that I did the time I may as well have done the crime time crime uh right so what do you say what do I say about what will you help me help you what will you will you help me rob the bank you came to jail they asked me to help you Robert Bank yeah I missed you Henry you've got your review coming up yes so so you can get out of here if you want to no no it's not that simple yes it is no it's not yes it is no it is not Max this is my home buddy this is not a home Max it's a prison I don't care what you're calling I'm happy here you know Max you can't die in this place well I can die pretty much wherever I want I'm asking for your help I need your help I got CS kid Max hey thanks come on look I thought about it I got a thing on my mind sure find it I got a on the Mind find it don't let my it won't come true CU I ain't lying down till I get my D I got a on mind I'm sure not going find it godness I love my I love it deeply I couldn't see out the train window I was crying so much oh but I must drink my coffee Bears coffee fears where's fears I'm sorry fears is sick today what he's he's he's he's sick he's sick I needs continue fine I'll pretend fears is here yeah thank you fears you dear old man I'm so glad to find you still alive I said I'm so glad to find you still alive he's a little deaf your brother Lena andreevich says that I'm an upstart money grubber he can say whatever he likes I don't care a bit I just want you to believe in me like in the old days I just want your wonderful tender eyes to look on me like they used to no no no no no stop stop stop J BL s it's too small it's too safe stop showing me that safe face good I won't but no no I'm not talking about you you're doing the best you can I'm talking to you what are you doing me yes what I'm I'm I'm listening listening well it looks like you're hearing and to hear is to be weak to listen is to be strong why because to listen is an action now what what is that it's an action I'm listening I mean is that is that what you want is is that what you mean no Jula mhm okay then what do you want you're performing you're performing you're performing nothing comes out you're just performing per well that's what I do Derek I'm an actress you can call yourself whatever you want but so far you haven't shown me anything real you see here on stage every moment everywh word every breath should be a risk where is your risk Jula I don't know Derek in your ass good finally she's listening from the top everybody I'm going to grab some coffee well you do that Jula go and grab a coffee let's all have coffee and think about what we're willing to risk in life always C what are you doing here are you here to sue me 10 minutes no good okay 20 minutes I don't care Sim is it always like that what don't care that you mean a rehearsal yeah it's a process looks complicated yeah it is Madame Julie coffe Pier you want one sure I thanks you look like you were listening yeah yeah really in a way yeah no I wasn't I wasn't I was playing it safe you know Cherry Richard was cheze off's last play he was dying when he wrote it it's kind of perfect why because it's my last play too here in Buffalo I'm leaving right after this is done so who are you you mean my name okay I'm Henry well I want to thank you for not suing me Henry Mr Saltzman could you please tell the board why you believe we should grow Grant you a parole come on Mr saltsman what have you got for us this time Mr Saltzman come on max George I knew you could do it yeah um where was your car I don't have a car you don't have a car I saw what is the matter with you I mean you come to pick me up and you don't have a car I mean that is not the way you pick up a person yes it is I'm here I'm picking you up I really don't know about this um I think I'm making a pretty big mistake you know look Max the bus station is just a short Mar bus station don't worry Max Carl hey Dave let me in will you open up Max it's going to be okay are you kidding me this is your plan an old cartoon in a pissah it's a start no this is 80 years ago wait I tell I tell you what we do we do it the old fashioned way we go in with guns no guns what why someone could get her that's that's very sweet of you Henry maybe the tunnel is still there Max yes I'm sure it is right maybe it is maybe it is but maybe it's not I tell you what we do first thing we do is we go to this old Bank us and we'll see if that's there it is I'm I'm sure it is but maybe it's not now which kind of account would you like to open uh which kind of you got uh savings interest only commercial excuse me excuse me for interrupting um I was just thinking you know it's such a small world my uncle my uncle he put all his money in your Vault when I was a kid I mean after we came from Europe and before the war the brown shirts and what was my point anyway uh yes and I remember him my uncle telling me that your V would probably be here for 300 years well we hope he's right man was never wrong uh how long has that Vault been here uh since 1891 wow and and I'm I'm just assuming it's in the same spot on BET right yeah yeah exact same spot I'm not tell you it's all about history now as I was saying we have savings interest only commercial again pardon me but um you're going to have to just give us a little time to to decide which one of those we prefer oh but I want to thank you so very much oh well no thank you no thank you for being so kind yes okay we'll get in touch with you nice day gentlemen the vault is somewhere in here a tunnel runs somewhere under here and ends up somewhere in there yeah virtually robbing itself wasn't it take off sh Jesus Henry hi Julie Max Max Julie how do you do what are you doing here uh I was uh I was just showing Henry uh the place where I used to perform oh what that's lunch jul oh thank God yes check off can be extremely difficult it sometimes takes a cast iron stomach well you know check off of course uh next to gov he's my favorite Russian excuse me would you mind terribly if I uh took a look inside uh it's been maybe 30 years since I've been in there really yes uh yeah sure very kind of you how you doing great I'm in hell home again what shows did you do M what Productions were you in ah some of the greats uh Shakespeare of course uh Ipson uh Yates Williams Yates Yates what what play did Yates right no it was about Yates when he was a young man excuse me Julie um Mary wants to fit your wig at 4: and Derek says to stay hungry [ __ ] him got it um can I be a bit of a nuisance please I'd very much appreciate a small tour around the old place if you wouldn't mind he used to perform here well I supp it's okay oh great you Henry sure go ahead JY thanks so much is that your dad no he's a friend really cuz he seems like your dad it's peaceful out here uh in a sanctum like yesterday down here people often make a mistake of going down but in check off you must always always go up bring back some memories indeed let me tell you something did you know that there used to be a speak eesy here uh doing prohibition yes and they hid the booze in the bank exact exactly did you know there was also a tunnel there was a tunnel I know that I know that as a matter of fact um that tunnel that tunnel was um I know where it is I I'll show it to you really mhm um you did some acting yourself didn't you I could tell Cherry Orchard so what's it about a woman returns to her family estate in the Russian Countryside um and she realizes that she has to sell her beloved Cherry Orchard which is um the magical place of her youth it's it's the only place she's ever felt safe and it's about um being forced to let go of the past and create a new life in order to survive now we're going to have to be quick because Arnold doesn't like people in his dressing room Arnold oh Lakin of course hello and I think it was right here here m h amazing oh boy lots of whiskey filled with ladies and gentlemen the good old days can you imagine and I think they sealed it up in 1931 when they built the theater huh yeah times have changed well all good things must come to an end unfortunately so what's your story Henry my story I me like what do you do I'm figuring that out does that mean you don't have a job I uh just got out of prison prison sounds worse than it is really cuz prison sounds bad why were you there what are you murderer or something no do I look like one no what do I look like oh this place is just full of treasures thank you uh so much it was great thank you back to you Simon my pleasure thanks and uh I'll see you tomorrow tomorrow yeah Max has kindly offered to volunteer at the theater oh work work it's time to work you lazy Americans even you Jula top of AC people work what are you doing after rehearsal why you like Chinese yeah yeah Jinan yeah it's okay CL sure okay okay great pleas stay out of prison Jula please yes yes can we start I'm here good you're coming in stage right I can see it all hry the bank The Vault the theater the tunnel see we had all the pieces is the puzzle sitting right there on the table all we got to do is put them in the right order the only thing is the dirt where does the dirt from the tunel go what about the Vault I'm thinking dirt right behind me okay how do I look huh how do I look you look like Henry you going to be all right oh yeah we had a great day kid go go have yourself a nice down Julie sorry I'm late that guy's a total dick hi Henry hi so how was rehearsal I feel like Duck yeah I think I'm good reviews are mostly good but you know problem is you know I just don't just want to be good I want to be great you I don't just want to be great in Buffalo where then don't laugh Hollywood I guess that's where people go yeah you know I just don't want my legacy to be a buffal commercial and you know what it's not going to be because the moment this thing is done I'm out of here I'm just I got to get out you know before it's too late sounds like a plan yeah I hate fortune cookies I like them going anywhere in particular you want some no no come on take a chance take a chance on one there's a whole bunch of bodies down there churning around caught in the current so what did you do before jail Henry I worked at a toll booth yeah which one Eden no yes hey I had family that lived on the other side we must have seen each other 100 times so uh wow you're were one of those guys in the to with the uh those weird uh those rubber gloves yeah it's so funny just you were watching everyone go someplace and and you were going nowhere that's funny yeah it's funny sad so what did you go to jail for Henry for trying to rob the Buffalo Savings Bank what I thought I was on my way to a softball game but I wasn't but now I'm going to rob it for real what I'm going to rob it for real you're going to rob the bank that you already went to jail for robbing yeah there's a tunnel what tunnel runs from the bank to the theater my theater yeah you're [ __ ] hilarious Henry you know what what I'm hungry for what ice cream ice cream let's get some ice cream I can't believe I'm sitting here neither can I I want to dance and clap my hands I think I must be dreaming you know God knows I love my country I love it deeply I couldn't see out the train window I was crying so much page 21 one could you read L pin sure I have to go to carob on the 5:00 train such a bother I wanted to stay and look at you and talk to you you're as wonderful as ever read the next line even more beautiful and dressed like a Parisian you could blow me down um can you say it like you feel it like like it's real just say it to me okay even more beautiful and dressed like a Parisian you could blow me down you're good that's really good you know what I want you to I want you to keep reading we get up and walk around your brother Lenard Andre Le Leonid Leonid your brother Leonid says I'm an upstart a money gr yes you are Henry you are you're a bank robber he can say whatever he likes uhhuh I don't care about a bit I just want you to believe in me like in the old days again I just want your I just want you to believe in me like in the old days I just want your wonderful tender eyes to look at me like they did then say without the book now I just want your wonderful tender eyes to look at me like they did then I'm so glad I ran you over me too good morning good morning Henry morning Max Hey listen I figured it out the dirt from the tunnel goes on the Roof Company good morning Max sorry about the um it's all right she knows she does I didn't know the dirt from the tunnel goes on the roof don't worry I'm not going to tell anyone could I just have a second with you u Way what do you mean you told her I told her she told her everything we're doing yeah Henry it's a crime a crime is supposed to be secret it's okay no it is not it's not Kosher how do you like your bacon crispy so what were you in prison for Max I was a confidence man you mean a conman I um I don't like that word uh confidence is a little more elegant confidence comes from the Greek word fetus which means uh faith and belief G I was Latin well yes it is it is now mhm so essentially you make people feel good and then you rip them off yes but I was always a little better at the feeling good part than I was with the ripping off part and hence jail aren't you guys worried about getting caught well it's kind of a win-win situation for me why I like jail what about you H you like jail no I like it out here so why would you take the risk what is it the money well it must be the money wellit you are a criminal you're a greedy little criminal your brother Leonid says I'm an upst start a money grubber but I don't care a bit I just want you to believe in me like in me oh cute you remember cute excuse me excuse me what um what exactly was that it was check off check off of course yeah we read it last night yeah well you're so good you're really good he is a natural is MHM um I I thought you guys were out on a date last night we were so now going on a date is reading check off yeah uhuh I got to get to the theater um excuse me excuse me um can you give me a ride to the theater why I'm I'm a volunteer now you were never in any of those plays were you no but can you give me a ride why don't you listen to me why you can't turn back the clock now poor dear praying praying oh God it's driving me crazy what we could be digging right now we couldn't yeah if you were in that damn dressing room it's a rehearsal there are people everywhere right just pissing me off well what can we do Max what I got an idea what what if you played leakin what if you played leakin we could get in the tunnel anytime we wanted to they have a lacket what what if they didn't what do you mean what do I mean what if they didn't have a lacket you want to I can't be lcking I'm not an actor well you're not a bank robbery then you doing I aren't yeah that's come on listen she said you were a natural so so a natural is a natural and a natural means that you can do it no it doesn't yes it does you're going to be leakin there has to be another way no this is the way I don't know Max listen you want the Banger don't you yeah I want it well then you're going to be leakin end the story you're going to be great I swear to you it's crazy you're going to be great wa Derek she's taking a phone call in the middle can you not take a phone call in the middle of I did not take it that's exactly what I did not do I was thinking right here you could step backstage what you what what's going on you unprofessional Mr M [ __ ] AR's quitting what he quitting one it's Willie lman we're talking about the West End a Canen Waterstone production oh no a can Waterstone production oh the heavens have open you're a lucky boy well go yeah run to that banding populist water down piece of a [ __ ] can water stones and his finest Productions huh goodbye Derek I'm sorry we could have auditions this afternoon I have a list of That's a [ __ ] list what do you want me to do I can't hear you when you're yelling I don't know know what no no no no no no sorry sorry I I can't give you away I I don't want to um before I start I just want you to remember that you said he'd be a natural Stan let me call you back what Henry Henry what he'd be perfect perfect for what Philip pocking you mean Henry should play leakin yes what he what the [ __ ] he's not even an actor exactly exactly he's natural I mean he' just be playing himself just just just just give this a little a little think here Julie look the man is leakin I mean he's a man who's come from nothing he's a man who's not afraid to create a new life and Brass behind him and he's a man in love with you uh madam rinsky renvi what did I say rinsky I did it's renki that's weird okay can you maybe get him in to see Derek what's going on here Max H what's going on what are you doing listen the truth is you need a leakin and leakin needs a dressing room you did this it's in you okay that that's fair enough okay okay confidence man now get out I was just I was getting thanks you have no training you never been in a production then you don't even know the play I read it I think I know the scene oh you think you know what you're a peasant and nobody bother me right start your brother Leonid androvich says I'm an how could you perform Che of and not be able to say andreich say it andreich good got the name right you your brother Leonid andreevich says I'm an upstart a money cber a what a money grber really are you no no no no but convince her not me convincer your brother Leon andreich says I'm an upstar a money grub he can say whatever he likes I don't care a bit neither do I I just want you to believe in me like in the old days I'll do you Jula you show me tell me yes please can you show us something we don't know good God in heaven my father was one of your father Surf and your grandfather surf before that Waring it's all have to come from here speak with your heart she's your angel beg her beg her for forgiveness because you're going to destroy her life ask her for forgiveness my father was one of your father's surfs and your grandfather's surf before that but you you did so much for me in the old days I've forgotten all that I love you like a sister more than his sister you piece of [ __ ] don't you ever not bad Jula give me a hug give me a hug give me a hug oh come in come on I want to hold hands Simon oh does this make me an accessory I think so depends on what if I get CAU things have certainly got more interesting since you showed up you mean since you ran me over it's not about the money is it no then why are you doing it I used to go along with everything I didn't know I could change it so now I'm changing it and robbing the bank is changing it it already has we have everybody gather around please Derek would like to address the cast thank you for coming everybody I would like to introduce to you Henry Smith from today he's going to do the part of laking you pleas thanks thank you looking forward okay let's take 5 minutes we'll pick it up in the top of act three top of act three people he lower that is a ship highly dirt yeah I think we might need another pair of hands play what aend no no no you got to be kidding me you suck you suck you suck how could you possibly suck anymore you suck no I suppose that's him yeah that's him no no no thanks for meeting us sure how are you Joe how's business you mean the pyramid scheme yeah it all fell apart we were banking on that money Henry and now all I got is a garage full of dumb Korean plastic ex me um what does that mean kitchen work you see what happens when a person tries to go legit it's killing me it's going to be okay really it is you know how much diapers cost huh you know how much it cost to send a kid to college you're planning on sending your baby to college no of course not but the kid needs stuff stuff that's expensive stuff he deserves listen Joe we might be able to help yeah how we might have a job for you no fool these things are hot I'm on fire so what do you think I think we should get some guns and go get the money through the front door no guns people could get hurt what about fake ones they're still guns Joseph we're not doing one of those stupid robberies with tellers and tears and jump chains we're digging right through to the belly of the Beast Henry Derek wants you on the stage now Henry I hope we don't get caught he's on this way pleas oh thank you for join joining us Henry I hope you're worth the wait okay uh places for leaka Gard right pick it up from there places please speech some people say you got to fight for a love that's true clim Every Mountain to see every trial and tribulation but I'm here to tell you ooh that's only half the lesson yeah now if you want a girl to come to you you got to leave a little room for guessing yeah oh just be easy baby that girl will come run to you if you just be easy baby I she the E don't you know a woman don't want a man down on his KN no running her down like a mouse at the cheese you got to be mellow if you want her affection you get too excited and she's off in another Direction so be easy baby that girl will come running to you if you just be easy baby so what do you guys think if it's a boy do I cut him or not a stick you're talking about yeah you first I see you guys in the bank then I see you guys in the alley next to the bank now I see you coming out of a theater behind the bank I know what you're up to gentlemen so what's on your mind Frank indigenous currency retrieval and exchange once a month a truck goes to all our partner Banks across the border of Canada takes up all the currency and brings it back home i' say on average 8 to 12 million held in our vault for a short time before it's picked up for redistribution only a bunch of fools rob that bank any other time I could give you the date I could help you with the alarms I could be your guy on the inside um hypothetically let's just say that you were right about KN one what we're doing which you're not of course um why would you help us Rob your own bank got my reason this sounds like a setup man I don't [ __ ] around kid like I said I got my reasons well you just have to forgive us right we have to the hero wife got sick a few years ago Insurance wouldn't pick up all the cost so I went to the bank they wouldn't help cover the difference we're going to retire to France the laah valley we had to use all of our savings to cover the bills spent everything we had and she died I've been 30 years at that place I'm sorry November 23rd when he dropped off at 8 and picked up at midnight I retired in two weeks this is it he up that table I'll make sure dinner arrives hot look why should I be ashamed to say it um why should why should I be ashamed to say it I love him I love him my love is like a stone around my neck and it's dragging me down to the bottom but I love my stone I I I can't live without it for God's sake the man has robbed you no no no no no don't no don't say that he's a scoundrel everybody sees it but you a petty scoundrel a user and you are what 26 or what please please please please stop no Jula I can hear you because you're acting very loudly but I can't feel you can I ask you a question it is very personal mhm have you ever been in love of course huh liar [ __ ] you Derek yeah then show us show us what love is all about how rips you apart and then puts you together it carries you to the heavens and then smashes you to the ground now if you want to become a great actress then you have to reveal something juler what are you so afraid of H maybe you want to die old alone unemployed is that what you want H Jula that's right Jula run Buffalo Run you're very good at that 5 minutes people it's 5 minutes everyone what are you okay I hate him I'm a good actress I am a damn good actress but I have to love someone to to be a great actress is horseshit I've heard it my whole goddamn life what and I'm cold no you're not ice cold Arctic C this is it I got the place South Beach Florida incredible I'm talking palm trees all you can eat sunshine I sayy Beach surrounded by grapefruits the size he had now is that living it is that living it what sounds good yeah that's limited what the hell is that check grapefruits Henry grapefruits large large grapefruits who is it it's me Joe I'm sorry Henry the same bank [ __ ] Henry now that's poetry how you doing Joe hello hello um who's this guy I'm your new partner who's this guy I know the whole story Joe over here told me that you guys need someone to help get you into that Vault and I don't dig dig I'm sorry Max somebody tell me who the hell is this guy I'm in or you're out Henry how about a cold one huh let me explain something to you this poor guy doesn't know what he's talking about he's a drunk bum he makes mistakes drunken bums make mistakes now you please get the hell out of that chair Henry and I go way back we went to high school together didn't we Henry yeah I knew you so just relax old man Max Max Max okay Max I know it all right I know it all right I appreciate you keeping your mouth shut Henry there's one quality I admire in a man it's loyalty what do you want idy the American dream Deb says we can't have sex till the baby is born he says the kid'll know about it get the [ __ ] out of here Joe just shut up and go home please so Henry what about that beer huh [ __ ] opening night [ __ ] what opening night yes so that's soon you're correct so let's go dig it I'm going to have to leave well of course you're going to have to leave you rubbing a bank for Christ sakes well Max maybe we should wait wait for what a bus what you what are you talking about it's a one-time deal the GU retire we can't what does it matter with you anyway come on you what what I can't do it you can't do what I can't leave her Max leave who do what I can't do this Henry Henry listen you forced me out of jail to help you and I'm going to godamn help you see I got from my whole life with my mouth you know [ __ ] I've been nothing but a [ __ ] coward but now I am going to do something so here's the deal Henry we're going to dig this tunnel and then we're going to rob the bank and then we're going to take the money we're going to put it in the car and then we are going to drive away do you understand hry yeah yeah Henry to the stage please Henry to the stage little pocken to the stage that's actually good be right out take a chance on life take a chance on bu oh I hate this commercial I like it why you're in it come on I'm starving let go we have to do it opening night what it's the only time we can get in the vault that's in 2 days yeah so you're leaving yeah wow wow [ __ ] [ __ ] Henry I was thinking we could meet what I was thinking California you were thinking that we could meet in California yeah you know what you really are a thief Henry I mean what California why would I go anywhere with you you can't even cross a [ __ ] Street you wreck my play you make me an accessory to a crime I mean I should call the cops and you should go to hell I didn't know it would happen like this but you're Henry you're a bank robber you're a bank robber Henry you're a bank robber that I mean you you knew that you had to leave right you knew it I me that's exactly what you wanted right that's right could be don't touch me don't touch me you know what you know what we screwed a couple of times right so what it was more than that no no no really it was just a couple of times I mean we both knew this would never work out right I didn't I did go rob your bank go you're a good man Henry yeah tonight my dear players we can show our audience that the future is something we really need to fear and to recognize that knowledge itself is never more real than in the beauty of our imagination as was saying in my home country go out there and break some dicks off the cushion in the corner double into the center pocket 10 minutes people 10 minutes curtain thank God the train is in what time is it almost 2 it's light already how you doing Frank doing good Bernie do arrived on the train I oh my Nursery my dear sweet beautiful Nursery I used to sleep here when I was a little girl your train was 2 hours late how do you explain that is that good management I'm still like a little girl you ever think what you could do with all that money I know what you do you buy the bills and put them in the first place I take a lot more money than that hey get it in there get it in there I guarantee you I'd get him back in the Super Bowl within two seasons perfect a chance to lose oh my childhood my innocent childhood I used to sleep in this Nursery I looked out from here into the garden and I woke up happy every morning oh my Cherry Orchard well this is it Frank we got you something little uh retirement gift oh thank you guys we wanted to get you something from France where is he where is that old Gyer stinks in here we'll break a leg please already started Max all right oh goodbye goodbye confidence maam go go go nice of you to join us old man all right just do your goddamn job what what now oh no no no not again je sorry sorry you're a [ __ ] you know that Joe you're a real [ __ ] get off the court what should we do tell us what to do I tell you every day every day I say the same thing over and over you must rent out the Cherry Orchard in the rest of the estate for Villas at once right this second the auction is coming up very soon that is all so vulgar welcome to my world [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah is the Cherry Ard sold yes who bought bought it I did I bought it wait a minute don't rush me I'm all dizzy I can't talk when we got to the auction dragonov was already there he been 30 I've been 40 he been 45 I've been 55 you see he kept going up five while I went up 10 well it didn't take very long and the gamble sounded and now the Cherry Orchard is mine mine God God in heaven the Cherry Ard is mine tell me I'm drunk tell me I'm out of my mind tell me I'm Dreaming said it yes it is what's that Eddie it's a gun Max Joe take the money and put it in the car now Joe just stay where you are don't don't don't [ __ ] with me old man what are you you want to shoot and go ahead you're going to have to kill me all right listen stay out of what are you doing Eddie welcome to the party Brando what are you doing Edie it's money Henry money come on Eddie we're here we're done come on shut up Joe take the money out to the car now Tor move move no happy ending for you my friend you animal Max Max places Act 4 places Act 4 act four places people it's going very well everyone I got to get on stage son of a [ __ ] The Peasants have come to say goodbye they're Good Fellows here Malay alexich but in my opinion a little stupid you gave them everything in your purse Luba that was wrong quite wrong I couldn't help it I couldn't help it won't you please come and drink a glass as a Goodbye Oh man stop the car Joe stop the car you can't stop the car Henry it's the getaway car stop the [ __ ] car Joe stop the [ __ ] car Joe stop the [ __ ] car what the hell are you doing just leaving leave grapefruits as big as your head Max oh you can eat Sunshine okay kid I'll be seeing you yeah I'll see you what's going on just forget about it let's get the hell out of here drive don't speed dear mother used to love to walk about in this room my sister my sister Mama I'm coming wa I had to come back I couldn't get on the train the moment I stepped on the platform the blood drained from my heart I knew I would never see you again what is he doing I had to come back oh come on Henry what is this what are you doing this is the only way you'll listen well you you should have gotten on that stupid train you made a mistake the mistake would have been getting on that train and not telling you how I feel no don't pretend you care about me cuz all you care about is money you think this is about money yes it's never been about money you know that my sister is everything all right you need any help get out Lakin don't you have a train to catch get out go away well here he is ladies and gentlemen the selfish peasant who's taken the orchard right out from under us was destroying it right in front of our very eyes sometimes You Must Destroy in order to create we have to let go of our pasts in order to live you are no angel I see what you are by your actions I came back didn't I I came back for you God damn Henry just leave meet me in Moscow get off the [ __ ] stage what what are you running from what are you afraid of I'm Not Afraid yes you are of what Henry tell me you're you're afraid because I love you what meet me in Moscow tell me you'll meet me in Moscow go with him meet him in Moscow Henry you're bleeding meet me light lights down 10 then more Jula say yes a [ __ ] Henry let them knock up on my door until the hand hands are black and blue I'm not answering for no one until my man and I are through oo when we're making love you know the world ain't got love oh nothing to do cuz when we're making love I won't answer to nobody but you oh nobody but you Bab I ain't going to answer to nobody no no they can call me on the phone but no matter how many times that phone rings I'm not picking up for no one until that F lady s we will make it love now you know the world and ain't got nothing oh nothing to do when we're making love I won't answer to nobody but you oh yeah yeah listen now people they ask a lot of me always want more than they got of me yeah let them say I'm hard to find I'll do what I got to do and bring it home home to you it's your love I got on my mind let them wait let them where I go and what I do oh yeah yeah I'm not answering to no one until you and I are through when we make it love you know the world ain't got nothing oh ain't got nothing to do no no when we making love I won't answer to nobody but you nobody but you nobody but you I ain't going to answer to nobody but you baby oh no matter how many times the who knocking at the door going to answer no no no no no I ain't going to answer no no no no ain't going to pick up the phone try nobody nobody nobody but you