so all the new iPhones are going to get apple intelligence are they well why don't they put some of that intelligence in their customers and you may have heard recently that not only are Apple copying all of our Android features with their next iPhone but they're also copying our employees loose lips and so much information about the next iPhone you'd think it was a Google pixel and so here it is introducing the iPhone 16 and if you think this looks a lot like the iPhone 15 that's because it is yet not much is going to change with the design of the next iPhone in fact the only real notable change is this whole new camera button on the side w a whole new button after 17 years of hard Innovation they've added another button wow well done incredible although since they took out the home button don't they technically have the same amount of buttons as before nothing's changed and before you say oh what about that button that replaced the slider switch that's a new button isn't it no please put your Pekka back in your pants because even this old Blackberry had a customizable button on the side in fact I might make this a mute button to make you shush so this new camera button is there apparently to help the users take photos and videos in the correct landscape orientation because as you know apple is welcoming of people from every diverse orientation except portrait also the cameras on the back are going to be lined up vertically now so that the phone can take those 3D spatial videos for all those Apple headsets out there all five of them and now introducing the iPhone 16 Pro it's going to feature some fancy new OLED panels that'll be 20% brighter than before so that soon even normal videos can be as bright as those annoying HDR ones look forward to that oh and those displays will be made by none other than Samsung what an amazing moment okay so let me get this straight they're going to get a new Android button their displays are Android and their CEO even looks like an Android well looks like we're winning this race in fact to show Apple use is just how much they've flushed their money down the toilet the best pro will come in plop Brown how fitting finally Apple will also maybe introduce the iPhone se4 in all of its not y glory in fact the back of the device has also cheaped out with only a single camera being there but that's actually a feature see it's to indicate to people that the person is too poor to afford one of those Apple headsets and so they don't need to record those spatial videos poor people don't deserve three dimensions the all new iPhone 16s coming soon while Android is folding flipping and flushing Apple has put a new button on it and called it a day