Sweet, Savory, or Literal Piece of Paper? Mary Holland Cracks the Case

Published: Sep 09, 2024 Duration: 00:07:48 Category: Entertainment

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>> Taylor: WELCOME BACK TO "AFTER MIDNIGHT". LOOK, OUR NEXT GAME -- YOU SEE HOW MUCH [BLEEP] IS UP HERE. OUR NEXT GAME IS CALLED... "SWEET, SAVORY, OR LITERAL PIECE OF PAPER?" ONE BY ONE, YOU'LL GO BEHIND THE CURTAIN AND PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH. THIS WILL EITHER BE SOMETHING SWEET, SAVORY, OR A LITERAL PIECE OF PAPER. THE OTHER TWO WILL HAVE TO DECIDE WHETHER WHAT YOU'RE CHEWING IS SWEET, SAVORY, OR A LITERAL PIECE OF PAPER. >> WHAT? >> Taylor: IT IS 1:00 IN THE MORNING RIGHT NOW. THIS SHOW, PRETTY LOW STAKES. [LAUGHS] WAYNE, YOU'RE UP FIRST. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HEAD ON BACK THERE. >> I HAVE SO MANY EMMY'S. >> Taylor: I LOVE THAT WE ARE MAKING THE LEGEND WAYNE BRADY GO INTO WHAT LOOKS LIKE A FITTING ROOM AT A VINTAGE STORE. ONCE IT IS IN YOUR MOUTH, COME ON OUT AND LOOK TO CAMERA MEANINGFULLY IF YOU CAN. [LAUGHTER] TAKE YOUR TIME. OH. >> SO HE IS WALKING KIND OF LIKE A DETECTIVE. >> LIKE AN EMMY-WINNING DETECTIVE. LIKE HE IS UP TO NO GOOD. HE WAS ALSO IN THERE FOR QUITE A BIT. >> OH, WELL, I AM SEDUCED. IT COULD BE -- OH, GOSH, THIS IS GIVING SAVORY ENERGY. >> HE IS DEFINITELY SAVORING THE MOMENT. THANK YOU. BUT THIS COULD BE MISDIRECT. BECAUSE THE MOUTH IS CLOSED, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE COULD BE A HARD CANDY OF SORTS IN THERE. [LAUGHTER] >> WHY DON'T WE JUST ASK HIM. IS IT A LITERAL PIECE OF PAPER? >> Taylor: FINAL ANSWER. >> I'M GOING TO GO SWEET. >> I'M GOING TO GO -- I'M GOING TO HEAD OUT. I'M GOING TO SAY SAVORY. MY FIRST INSTINCT. >> Taylor: OKAY, WAYNE, SWEET, SAVORY, OR LITERAL PIECE OF PAPER? >> IT'S ME. >> NOT ALLOWED. >> Taylor: WAS AT ALL THREE? [LAUGHTER] AND THAT'S WHY HE HAS SO MANY EMMY'S. THIS IS GOOD TELEVISION! WOW. >> IT IS 1:00 A.M. [BLEEP] GOES DOWN AFTER 1:00 A.M.! I PUT IT ALL AND MY MOUTH AFTER 1:00 A.M. >> Taylor: THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN OUR PROMO. TONIGHT ON "AFTER MIDNIGHT," SEE HOW MANY THINGS WAYNE BRADY PUTS IN HIS MOUTH. SKYLAR, YOU ARE UP NEXT. >> IF I DON'T COME OUT ALIVE, PLEASE TELL MY MOTHER I WAS FINALLY ON LATE-NIGHT TELEV TELEVISION. >> HE LOOKS LIKE A RENAISSANCE MAN, LIKE THE PUNCH AND JUDY A JUDY SHOW IS GOING TO START. >> Taylor: WHEN EVER YOU'RE READY, SKYLAR, COME ON OUT. >> WHAT IS HE SMILING RIGHT NOW. >> IT'S NOT GOOD, BUT IF IT -- HE IS NOT CHEWING IT ANYMORE. >> HE COULD NOT SWALLOW IT, I THINK HE IS GOING TO TRY TO KEEP FROM SWALLOWING ANT. >> AND I THINK IT'S NOT THE HARD CANDY, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE EATEN HARD CANDY, YOU KNOW IT'S NOT THAT. YOU KNOW. LIKE I DON'T NEED TO BE CLEARER ABOUT THAT. >> THAT WAS ALMOST A CHOKE. >> WHICH MAKES ME THINK PAPER. BUT IT COULD BE SWEET AND HE JUST HATES SWEET THINGS. >> CAN WE AGREE ON THIS MAY BE? >> YES, YOU CAN AGREE. >> OH, MY GOSH. AND I NEVER THOUGHT THAT WAYNE AND I WOULD EVER AGREE. >> WE HAVE BEEN BEEPING FOR YEARS, EAST COAST/WEST COAST RIVALRY. >> YES, I THINK PIECE OF PAPER. >> Taylor: OKAY. >> IA TO THE [BLEEP] OUT OF THAT CHOCOLATES, Y'ALL. IT TOOK SO LONG, IT MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH, NOT IN YOUR HANDS LIKE PAPER. >> THAT WAS GOOD. >> ALL RIGHT, MARY, IT'S YOUR TURN. >> AND JUST TO BE CLEAR, THIS IS NOT A BATHROOM. >> Taylor: NO, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE BATHROOM. >> BUT IF I DID, NO ONE WOULD KNOW. OKAY. >> IT'S KIND OF LIKE SHE IS STEPPING INTO A CONTENTED COACHELLA. >> SHE GOT THE VIP PASS. >> IT'S A FANCY PASS. >> OH, YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. >> SOMEONE IS A LITTLE SASSY. WHILE I'VE ALREADY MADE UP MY MIND. >> I FEEL LIKE IT'S -- YOU HAVE A CHEETO IN MY POCKET AND YOU ARE JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME. >> I HAVE TO DISAGREE, I THINK IT'S A HARD CANDY. YOU HAVE THE HARD CANDY WALK. THE WALK OF I AM ENJOYING THIS MUCH. IT'S MY OWN LITTLE SECRET AND YOU HAVE A LITTLE THING. YES, C. >> WOW. THAT MAKES ME A CHANGED MAN, THE CHEETAH WOULD BE DISSOLVING FROM ALL OF THE LAUGHTER. I'M GOING TO GO HARD CANDY. I'M 2 FOR 2, BY THE WAY. >> Taylor: ALL RIGHT, MARY. >> THE CHEETO DID DISSOLVE. >> IT WAS MUCH BIGGER, BUT IT WAS A CHEETO. >> I'M HORRIBLE AT THIS GAME, APPARENTLY. >> Taylor: AND THAT'S TOO BAD, BECASE IT WILL COME UP IN YOUR LIFE AS AN IMPORTANT LIFE SKILL TO HAVE KNOWING WHAT PEOPLE HAVE IN THEIR MOUTH. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MADE WAYNE BRADY DO THAT. WELL, WE SURE MADE PEOPLE EAT PAPER. YOUR MOVE, SETH MEYERS. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL WITH HASHTAG WARS! STICK AROUND.

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