Colin Gilbert and Amy Weaver: "unknown title"

sometimes a broken heart refuses to mend itself instead choosing to bend backward into a bob why field of false hope she is not coming back and so I'm left with this blank cross word for home and hon a seven letter word for never pops forever only exist and love poems and she still read on every inch of these walls that remain why I'm left rushing to the phone when it rings but only two women call my phone after a breakup I have been in both of their vaginas fortunately for me I only remember one of those experiences my mother and the the rebound girl don't act like you don't know her she the first girl you far for to put that Humpty Dumpty heart back together again bat girl Barbie awaiting the universal call distress yes that'll be your drunk ass on karaoke night belting out one too many bad love songs like Bon zobie ain't got [ __ ] on you in a Flash she's there in all her glory a superhero God is fully equipped with utility belts and ability to flect my pickup lines off her breast baby you can call me drunk and horny in a single breath she awakens a sleeping monster my Lim Lao she is the penis Whisperer vagina my gateway drug sixo contor of skin and Claw mov cocktail while [ __ ] chasing rabbit dog look M no hands all packed into a reverse lus so inspiring you invite her to sleep over rebound fou if only to fill her warm body bandaid against your broken heart here's to the rebound girl but that'll make a morning after pill for regret we just met and she tells me she tells her therapist she thinks she can fix Crazy Glue she had a dream while we were sleeping crazy [ __ ] we were having a fall wedding dangerous [ __ ] and I was taking her last name what is her name what is her name she tells me it wasn't sex it was making love and she's Wai for us to start Coupes counseling next Tuesday but all I can think about is cleaning house what's the perfect sa move to get her the [ __ ] out you see I clown now realize that the rebound girl much like the TRU goes down much better whiskey or tequila name your poison oh admit she was good to me in that fast food way quick convenient best at 2 a.m. but man I was just driving through what's on the dollar menu I didn't expect one Not So Silent Night to End with I love you my third eye was wasted now I find her shoes beside my bed a vampire bruise upon my neck and something yet to be diagnosed on M flagrant fail never let her leave a [ __ ] here here or here now she's the penis blister scorched vagina and she's stuck to be like the pages of my first play boy and we become like a bad episode of cops Bo Bad Boys you want to look away but it just can't comes for you run forest God must [ __ ] hate me cuz maybe I'm a little stuck to her too I won't lie I do love the [ __ ] the free passes the sexy naked Camp the way she drinks me like I'm her Fountain of Youth but my baded heart reminds me of how vicious love can be so I try to let her off e said down and say baby I'm sorry it's not me it's you [Applause]