Broken Family - Complete French TV Movie - Comedy - Julie GAYET, Bruno SALOMONE - FP

Okay, come on Cedric, go get ready! So there, not even in a dream! You're ill ? Are you hitting me now? Yes ! And don't make a miscarriage of justice, otherwise I'll do it again. Well, I didn't do anything, damn it! Be polite, please! You will come, that’s all! Okay, but you buy me sneakers. I want Black Mythic! What next ? Don't bargain with me! We are poor now, Cédric. You understood ? Poor people! We are even below the poverty line! Eh ? So that it gets into your little head, you will copy it to me a hundred times: “We are below the poverty line”. Pff, it’s a lousy education! Yeah, well you'll have to get used to it, it's the education of the poor... Come on, get ready, let's go ! Uh, what do you mean, “get ready”? I 'm not going there either, eh! But, you don't want to go get your father? No ! I can't believe it! And uh, can I know why please? But because everyone knows where it comes from! People will look at us askance and I'm ashamed! Well, you will overcome your shame. So. I get over mine well when I go out with you! By the way, does Dad know that you took Serge home? No. I'll tell him on the way. It will please him. Lets' go. We're going and it's non-negotiable! Oh shit ! Oh, hello Madame Lubac! Ah, Mrs. Matarasso! So, are we going to take a little trip? No, no, we're coming to pick up my husband. He was on a…business trip. Ah, that's interesting... So he's in business, then? Yes ! Notice there's no shortage of business at the moment , eh? No… excuse me. Come on, kids… There’s Dad… It’s a pleasure. Honestly, Dick, that's a pleasure . Which one is it? Well, for a business trip, he didn't go too hard on the suit, eh... See you soon! Ciao. Ciao Are you okay? You look good... Did you have a good trip ? Great. How are you doing, my little terror, hmm? Well , you have a red cheek. He just got one. It looks hot, what did he do? Nothing. Here we go ? Eh ? Leo, haven't you found anything else to wear for traveling? We 're known around here Well no I... I gained a little weight so... A little! Tell me! Oh my, Micheline! A 4600 from 1976 ! Come on! Hey Dad, do you know we took Serge home? Okay, hey Cédric, do you want to get another one? Come on, move forward! Well, why didn't you take the 4x4? Because we sold it! No ? …Why didn’t you tell me? 25,000 euros! To a guy from the Sentier with lots of money! She would have let me negotiate, I would have done better. 25,000 euros!... Hey Doris, is your brother's story true, did you take him home? Yes, my father wanted to intern him automatically in HP Doris, tell me it's a nightmare, I'm going to wake up in prison... Léo, the nightmare, it was for me. Eh ? It was me who sold the house in Ville d’Avray… it was me who was cheated out of Tajan’s because of you… it was me who carried out the move on my own… and then it was I work as a saleswoman in a perfume store for 1,200 euros per month, so eh! Hey darling, don't you want to lend me your cell phone? I would like to go and photograph the Michelin at the station. Well then ! So that you read my text messages? Ah yes… Well, Grace, a little respect for your father, please… Why would I respect him? He just got out of jail and he wants to go photograph a crappy train with MY cell phone. You got it! You got it! Yes! You got it! No but…. Grace ! Grace, come back! What ? There's no point in killing her, either... Hey, wouldn't she have gotten a little covered in it too? So you like it, Dad, do you like it? Hey! It smells funny... Yes, my grandmother had cats, remember ? Yeah it comes back to me… Aaah… Ah it’s… Ah it’s… Ah, Noisette, the neighbor… Hello! Good morning. It went well ? Oh well yes eh, I watched him sleep, but in my opinion eh, he doesn't dream of good things eh, this boy. My uncle Victor was like that, but he was deported. Oh? Yes goodbye. Bye THANKS. Thank you, Noisette, I’ll come see you. She's very nice, she looks after Serge for us when we're not there, but she's a little simple-minded. Yes… She's stupid, yes Cédric, go to your room, I need to talk to your father. Come on, go! You must have late homework, right? And my electric train, where did you put it ? Ah, is that what concerns you? In the basement. No, listen Leo, maybe it's time to make some good resolutions, right ? Yes ! No, no, I agree with you. We have to bring in our furniture, it's... it's gloomy here! Our furniture, but our furniture has been sold for a long time. And my father doesn't want anyone to touch anything in his mother's house, out of a duty to remember. Oh yeah, is that what he invented to annoy us? May I know what you plan to do? I was caught as a newbie in this story, but I intend to hold Bridgeman and the senator accountable ! I still remind you of what Bridgeman promised me : “When you come out, Leo, you will understand what the word gratitude means to me. » I don't understand this kind of mystical need you have to find excuses for him! Mystic... You... what exactly are you trying to atone for ? Pfff… Yes, my darling, come home. Oh, I'm good ? So, are you back? Oh yeah man! You have to make up your mind. Oh hey, Leo! Don't start looking for him, he seems happy to see you. So, it seems that you are going to spend a few days with us? Oh that... Only if I like myself. Yes, well, don't settle down too much, old man, eh? Because I'm back now. And I'm going to take matters into my own hands. In two months we're going back to Paris, is that clear? Jester! Did he just call me a buffoon? Ah! There are shelves to install and electricity will have to be installed in the toilets. I waited for you. I don't understand, did your grandmother do her business in the dark? No, because we could perhaps continue, out of a duty to remember, right? No ? I'm glad you came back. All this time, I had forgotten to laugh. Weren't you sleeping? I'm having trouble... Well... Apparently the hardest thing is getting out of the prison in a dream. You keep dreaming that you're there. In reality, we... we sentence you to 8 months in prison and... plus two years in a dream. I thought that, finally... I thought that you would want to... that you would throw yourself at me. Phew! You know the guys over there only talk about girls but that's just nonsense. In reality, if you're normal, you're afraid. You're scared all the time. Your bistouquette, it shrivels like a peeling. Watch ? Sorry... It'll come back... We'll find some time for the two of us... You know, what I missed the most was hearing you breathe next to me. It was terrible, this bed silent as a grave. Damn, I'm in a hurry! I have to drop the children off at school and I have to go and perfume the local grandmothers…. The worst thing at the end of the day is all those smells mixed together. I feel like I don't smell anymore... Come on! I leave Serge to you. You're watching him, right ? Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, we're having dinner at my parents' house this evening. Try to find something suitable to wear, even tight, eh? You still have a nice butt, huh? Well yes, what do you think? Poor, but firm! Well… what are you doing? Nothing… development projects. I may be depressed but don't take me for an idiot! Was there a window? A kind of skylight, on this side... You see, we stood on tiptoe like that, and with a sheet attached, we passed things from one cell to another. It's called the yoyo. It's great!... Did you have a hard time? A little… Less than me. Because…my own prison… …it’s there! Say, will you make me breakfast? No. You don't know how to heat water? I'm afraid of gas. Can you just light it for me? Damn, is it Shabbat or what? Come on! Yes hello Fanny, it’s Léo! Who is that ? Leo Lubac! Do you still remember? Ah yes, Leo… So did it go well? What, you want to know if I had good weather, right? You can pass me Mr. Bridgeman? Hold the line ! Oh, damn... He's on a date, he asks if he can call you back. Yes, yes, yes, of course. Wait, I'm at... 04. 78. 14. 61. 86. Of course, it's noted! THANKS. Bye! Bye. What the… Oh, fuck! Oh, the idiot! Serge! Serge! Serge! Oh ! Oh fuck ! Oh stupid! Serge, oh! Oh, Serge ! Serge! Serge! Oh ! How's it going ? Come on, get up, get up! Damn it's heavy! Oh ! Wait...wait... Let me go! Let me go, no let me go! Whore ! How are you ? Oh ? Oh ? Don't call the fire department? Oh no, that’s enough, the uniforms! No, but look at this, you put fat everywhere, that's all you gained, eh. I have a headache... Well, you surprise me! But what came over you? I wanted a shot. I… I was like, “What am I doing here?” " and hop ! And hop ? Fuck… Wait, wait… No, but how old are you, Serge? Here, drink. Does it bother you that much that I came back? Yes, well, you have to get used to it, old man! And Doris is mine even though...she pretends not. Okay, come on! Come on ! You're going to go to your room, right? Are you going to wash your face, and then do you sleep? OK ? Yes, but what if I have after-effects? You already have them. Come on ! I scared you, though, didn't I? Yeah yeah ! Come on, come on, go! Yes ? It's me... Is it going well? Um… yes, great! What are you doing ? Um... I'm putting together a file here, to approach financial firms. I…I have one or two leads. And Serge? He is in his bedroom. Good. Don't forget, we're having dinner at my parents' house tonight, I'll pick you up. Doris, uh, as much as possible, you should avoid personal conversations. That is to say, madame, as there was no one... Don't rejoice about it, my little one. The misfortune of one always causes the misfortune of others. I've been watching you, Doris. You don't smile enough. I understand your situation, but you have to take it upon yourself. Here you need to... undress yourself from your personal problems. Very good, madam, I will apply myself to it. So, it seems that your husband returned from... his trip? Yes, indeed, he returned. Well, bring it to us one of these days, we will flavor it…. Alright. Doris, your tights are threaded. I'll give you one of my own. Come this way. He should have provided a disabled place for your brother! Ah, ah, ah…Here, you give it to him. Pfff What do you have? What are you complaining about? I'm not complaining, my pants are tight. It's a size 42 and now I'm wearing a size 46. Yeah, well I hope you don't intend to be so angry throughout the meal. What a meal ? Your mother's anorexic chicken or Commander Psy's canteen wine? The children are not with you? No. Oh well what a shame, I made a good chicken ! Should not ! You have more money! Good evening dad. Ah! My daughter… are you okay? Aaah… Good evening. Ah, you look good, old man! Eh ? You've gained a little weight, haven't you? Ah ! Good. Thank you… Hey, I met Madame Perrigaud, your boss, at the hairdresser! She thinks you could be nicer to customers. It's true that if you make that face all day... It's not with the clients that she would want me to be more friendly. It's with her. Clearly, nothing suits you... In the situation you are in, you are being difficult. Okay, so you old man... what do you plan to do, now that this nasty affair is behind you? Well uh… Are you going to work again or are you going to take it easy? No, but I... Huh, because... I was offered a job as an ambulance driver for you. No, it's okay, I uh... That's good, paramedic! It’s still the medical profession! Dad, Léo has a career in finance. Yes. It will be less easy! There are still one or two bankers who are eating out of my hand , but with your husband's insider trading... Dad, we've told you it over and over again! Leo is not responsible. He served of fuse to a gang of schemers. Let's see René, you're exaggerating! He is not involved in organized crime either. Well, well uh, I won't say anything more... Doris, will you come help me in the kitchen? Take the nougat out of the freezer. I took it from Touchard, it's still too icy... You know, I didn't want to intervene, but your father is right. Your husband worries us... At your age, you still have a chance of finding someone good, you should think about it. What do you blame him for? Don't bury your head in the sand, my little girl! You don't need a third child. These men are like bad lawyers, they are never ripe, they are too green and suddenly they are rotten. You didn't say that when he earned 200,000 euros per year! Oh, oh, oh, we told you that long before, your father and I! He still got reformed, right? That's a sign that he hates responsibility, right? Mom, I love Leo. I'm sure he'll pull through. And then he was released yesterday, he has the right to breathe, right? And you have a duty to think about yourself and your children. Of course, as you thought of Serge! What's still going on with Serge ? Nothing ! Does it continue to sink into the mud? No way ! He's doing much better! Impossible ! This boy has the taste of failure in his blood. I didn't make an entry. Your brother didn't walk until he was two years old ! Yes, and he stuttered until he was twelve! I think Dad, for a former psychiatrist, you simplify things a lot. Army psychiatrist. With the rank of commander. Mmm... But yes, mom, it's not worth it, we're between us... Dad has taken a dislike to Serge since he was born, that's all. Your brother's place is in HP. A few good electroshock sessions will make him stop wanting to be pitied. Okay, come on. Enough about that…let’s taste this wine. Mmmm! You haven't talked all night. E uh ouhat uh a era. What are you talking about ? It's your mother's nougat. Who did she recommend to you? To do what ? To replace me. I'm sure she knows a widowed dentist who's looking for a woman like you with two kids. Say, Leo? Hmm? Will we become light again like before? Do you think we can do it? How much time do you give me? Yes, Fanny? Yes, it's Leo. Can I speak to Mr. Bridgeman, please? THANKS. Oh, are you playing hopscotch with my money or what? Pardon. Excuse me. Hey, but I recognize you. We took the train together! Do you remember Dick La Scoumoune? Ah yes of course. How are you ? How's it going ? Hey guys, it's Léo, he's great! We traveled together. He was the one who paid for my ticket. Nah, but you don't trust the costume. He is one of us. He was in jail too. So, he is Fifi. Hello Fifi. And he's Rocco. Like Siffredi, but more modest. No no. It makes me happy, I say! How are you ? Yes, impeccable. Well, so do we, except for the climate. I'm sorry, Dick, I have to go, it's super urgent. I... Well yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give you a little coin. Oh no, no, no, no, no! No, yes, yes, yes, yes! No, no, it's my tour, it makes me happy. No no, no, that bothers me. Yes, yes, yes, I want to, Seriously? And then it reimburses part of the train! THANKS. THANKS. Hi. Sorry eh, I... Yes Fanny, I'm here, I'm here... I'm here... is he gone? What ? On a weekend, on a Wednesday? I don't believe it, did you give him money? What did your father do? Everyone knows he's taking it. What did he do ? Well, it's complicated. He was an insider. And is it serious? Pretty much yeah. Mine stole copper from the SNCF. It cost 300 euros. They gave him ten months. One month for every 30 euros. And how much did yours cost? Around 160 million. And he was… eight months old. HELL!...Damn, one month for every 20 million. It's not the same prices... And the money, did you hide it? It was a senator who gobbled it up. But we will get it back. Yeah, yeah, I get it! Your father was screwed! They split 50/50, the senator took the money and your father took the shame. He's honest, that's all. He has the right, right? Phew! Honest, what is that swear word? He's a pigeon, that's all! It’s a repositioning treatment! I am not convinced. I'll come back. Bye. Bye Madam. Stand up straight, Doris! It seems like you carry all the misfortune of the world on your shoulders. You are hurting me there, madam. You won't make any sales if you are stooped. Yes. Your figures for the month are distressing. But I'm watching you, you're uncomfortable in your own skin, how do you persuade customers to buy products for theirs? Come on, relax, don't tense up like that!... I'm sure you need to confide in someone. I'm here for that too, you know, that's it... And here, am I doing you good? Excuse me… Don’t let go of the… Sorry! No, but I'm dreaming! I dream ! It's past eight o'clock and you still haven't set the table! Oh well, we were playing to see who was going to wear it. And I'm the one who wins! And you, haven't you found anything better to do? Well, I have the right to breathe, right? It's only me who works in this house. Just read his newsletter. You didn't even see him! If ! “Distracted, absolutely not concerned. Not up to par. " Ah good ? Did you get that? Oh that’s okay, don’t pretend to be interested! Is it true, Doris, that he had written that in his report card? Because if it's true, I'm going to hold it against him. Don't make me laugh, I made a mask for myself. Because what was written in your locker: “Scammer? Pigeon ? " Well done ! Do you want to be punished again for mistreatment? Because if I report you, you can say goodbye to your probation. Come on Grace, come help me set the table! Where is your brother? Cédric, at the table! What did you do today ? I went to ANPE. If I want, I can clear the markets for 7 euros an hour but hey… Madame Martineau has moved on to perfumery. She saw you fraternizing with homeless people in front of the post office. Oh no, it's Dick la Scoumoune, you know the guy on the train... Super nice, he gave me five euros. If you ask me what else could happen to us... It must be Noisette. I hurt you ? Grace ? Please… Leo, this is for you. Oh gosh…Michael! How are you…boss? Sorry... Figure I was in the corner, I said to myself I'm going to go say hello to my friend... Leo. Did I not do well? If ! Yes, yes, of course uh... I present to you uh... Michael, a friend of... of... ... forever! Did you go out? On the run, old man! Can you hide me? But no, I'm joking! The nuts were removed the day before yesterday. No no. I came to pay my respects... at my parents' grave, in Verneuil. And…and here I am! For me, parents, friends, it's sacred, right? Yeah, yeah... for me too... Ah, my little sheep head! It’s really nice! And… did you, did you eat? No. But, but, but, I'm not without ammo. I stopped at the local bakery there. I bought myself two quiches. It was to close, I got a price on the last two… A..a..sit down. Don't you want some hash instead? Pardon ! I have big feet. I wear size 48. Size 48! How much do you wear, dad? From …43. It doesn't matter ! Your father has small feet, but a heart like that! Huh, my little sheephead? Aaah…It’s a beautiful family you have there… So you, it’s Doris. It's a nice hiding place, my Leo, because with a woman like you at home, I escaped straight away... Hey, I recognize you under your mask, you're Grace, the plump one. Ah well, thank you. I'm sure she's jealous of you, it's fatal. Huh, isn't that true? No way! What do you do for a living, Doris? At the moment I sell beauty creams. Oh ! Then you are not only the cream of women, but the woman of creams. If you don't eat your quiches, I really want them... They're yours, my guy! Let me guess... You're the famous one. To what? Yeah ! To what Serge! You're talking that no one had ever made that one for me. Aren't you a former stutterer? Me? Do you hear that? I'm like a wolf in the forest, I hear everything. No, but anything! GOOD ! … After this gastronomic stop, I’m going to go there. Ah, it’s good, freedom, eh, my Leo? Ah, well that’s for sure. It's good, huh? It's clear Come on, it's time for a walk. Put on your jacket. Come with me to the station. Bye. I..I… Repeat! What did you just say ! Say again ? No, but, I can't do otherwise, Doris... It's out of the question! Finally why? Because I don't want a... a guy in my house who wears size 48, that's why! that...that would stop me from breathing. But I have to! How is that obligatory? Did you sign a blood pact? Almost. Doris, if I'm here, it's because of him. No, but you can't imagine what it was like. He protected me constantly, from the guards, from the detainees... He stopped them from choosing me as a Turk's head, from hitting me, from... extorting me, from raping me! Yes, okay. But now it's over! You don't plan to go back, right? No, but Doris, if I was able to sleep every night, it was because he was watching over me. It is one of the strongest social bonds that exists, that between a prisoner and… his protector. His protector! No, but that's it, he thinks he's a whore!... Well, I don't want this thug in my house. “Little sheep’s head”! And you, blissful, with moist eyes ! For a little bit you would start bleating! Mbêêê! Come on, stop, you're ridiculous. You're the one who's ridiculous! This...what is this prison mentality, huh? Wake up, Leo, now you're in civilian life. The regiment is over, the bullshit… Okay now, that’s enough. We sleep. So. Tomorrow I have to go and get groped by Madame Perrigaud. And I don't have a protector! And do you have any appointments today? No, no...I...I have to make some calls, I have...one or two calls. How are you ? Here, finish him his cereal, I'm late! Yes, but on condition that it makes less noise. Oh ! Am I making noise? Do not cry like that. But what are you playing? But what, there's no point in... waking Michael up so early, let him sleep, this poor man... Ah well... What, what's the matter? Nothing, I can at least silently cry out to the Lord, right? Hi ! Ah hello, can I take you? No, I only have class at eleven o'clock. Eh Grace…oh, please… We have a guest sleeping in the living room! Well we'll find out! Will he stay long? Hello, company! Everyone slept well? Eh ? Hi Mickael. Have you heard if Lille beat Bordeaux? Eh ? Oh no. No sportsmen here?…Will you make me my coffee, little sheephead? I'm not from the house...Like in a cell, huh ? Well-groomed ! With a splash of cold milk. Were you not from the house there either? We had our little habits. Little head, then you'll go buy me a pack of cigarettes, the local newspaper and Foot-Matin... Yeah, yeah, no problem. Okay, well I'm going! Mmm… Are you the one who smells good like that, Doris? If it's not you, it's me, right? Do you want sugar? Yeah. Leo, come see, I’d like to talk to you for two seconds! Hey wait, I have to go get my bag from the car! Well, hurry up, I'll wait for you in the entrance. Ah thank you, that’s nice, my little heart. What is this thing he has on the ankle? Well, a bracelet… An electronic bracelet. Like the ones we give to rapists? Yes…well, not just to rapists…to everyone… To everyone? Wait, are you kidding me, Leo? What did he do ? Why did he go to prison? But, I don't know... a scam on a credit company, something like that... Frankly, if they released him with a bracelet, it's because that wouldn't break three legs of a duck, eh. It's... it's like a conditional. It's... it's as if he was in prison, but with us, that's all. In prison at home? Yes ! He notified the prison registry. Everything is in order. Do not worry. Wait Leo, tell me it's a bad dream! Can't he get out of here? But if ! Two hours a day, in the neighborhood, to get some fresh air. Well, I have to go there, because... he's waiting for his milk. We'll talk about this again tonight, right? Do not worry ! Okay, come here. What's funny? Can I laugh too? Thanks dude ! I'll get you back for that... And my football diary? I didn't have enough but I looked: Lille made it 4 to 3 against Bordeaux. How are you ? Did he keep quiet? Like a dog. I'm going to teach him how to paw... Hey, I've got a problem here, huh? It might be time to get started, right? What frichti are you doing to us? I...I don't know. I'll look, I have... maybe a frozen pizza... Let's see... the obituary is what I prefer... Ah! “Villeneuve: Baptiste Raoul Morillon died at the age of 93, mourned by his family”. They never mark “To the general relief”…Did you know him? No. Why would I know this Baptiste Morillon? Hey, you're not going to smoke here, I have asthma! Damn, you're annoying! What illness don't you have? Hey, you're going to overdose on mascara! If only he would let go of this one! That little cockroach on your jacket is pretty, did you sew it? It's not a cockroach, it's a butterfly. Dad ! You tell mom that this evening I'm going to work at Alizée! Disguised like that? Does this Alizée run an American bar ? And you tell your fellow inmate that he's forgetting me a little here! Grace ! Well, old man, if I had one like that, it would waltz eh... Hey top top, don't touch that! I'm moving it, that's all. You don't discuss orders! And when you pass by this suitcase, you take a detour ! Because it has his record collection in it. How's it going ! I just moved it. What are records, first of all? LPs… from the time when we were still making music: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, the Stones, Ozzy Osbourne… Let’s see…. Slowly, eh!… This one is worth a fortune: it's a vinyl of Kurt Cobain with Nirvana, autographed by himself. Wow! And yeah. The Mona Lisa next to it is a kinder surprise! He committed suicide by shooting himself in the head, Blam! He was n't a soft-ass, him... Don't put your fingers on it, eh! It must be ugly, like his... Okay, that's okay, you can't like it, you're too stupid. There's a garage sale on Sunday... Maybe you could try to sell them... My collection at a garage sale? Do you want me to tell you what's wrong with you, little head? You aim low. Yes, but I still fell for insider trading of 160 million euros. Oh yeah, except you weren't really, initiated. It was the others who were ! You just paid the bill… But wait! This story is not over ! Bridgeman, he will eventually compensate me. You know what he told me: the day you get out, you will understand what the word gratitude means to me. Yeah. You want me to tell you what it means to him: Move along, asshole! He is right ! You don't get involved in adult discussions. When we want your opinion, we will ring you! You see Leo, I wonder if you aren't letting yourself be led by your wife, your kids and your boyfriend! You should take control again...mm? Here, come here! What do you want from me? Leo entrusted me with your supervision, I am watching you… Spread your legs. What is that ? Nothing. A trash bag. I have some things to throw away. He really takes me for an imbecile! You know, I was a monkey before you, so from now on you respect me and don't offend my intelligence. And if you want to kill yourself, you ask me for permission first. Understood ? Yes. Yes sir ! Yes, boss… Ah, Madame Lubac! I didn't recognize you... Ah, Madame Roustang. “Rostang” Ah… Ah well, you need some to feed these stomachs, eh? How are you ? Is your husband acclimatizing? Mmm That must make a change for him, huh? With Paris? that's for sure. You know... I met him the other day in the street, and it's immediately obvious that he has nothing to reproach himself for. He was walking, quietly, with a friend, a good gentleman, a very decent gentleman . Which friend ? Well, the one who lives with you... Oh no, but he's not a friend. We… we rent him a room for uh… for… uh… To put butter in the spinach? But, that’s understandable. To find work now around here… In any case, I gave him ten euros. To my husband? No ! To the tenant... he was collecting for this poor Mr. Morillon who died at the age of 93, with no one in the neighborhood to take care of the crown, do you realize? Ah… Well, well you don’t need it anymore so I ’ll take it…. I'm wasting your time with all this chatter. So see you soon ! And go to the store, there will be sales. My memory to your mother! Oh my God ! Here, here’s a euro! For the caddy! Where is he ? Where is he ? Michael?… He went for his walk. His walk! Wait, you mean, his racket! I don't understand anything you're saying... Do you know what he did? How do you want me to guess? Okay, uh, that’s okay, stop playing the zen guy, eh! Do you know what he did? He charged Madame Roustang ten euros to buy a crown for a 93-year-old old schnok. A crown of what? A funeral wreath! The guy died and he supposedly did a quest for him. Ten euros for this old top, hats off ! Honestly uh... no but, I don't even know her, she jumped on me in the street as if I was part of her family. It's incredible, I don't know anyone here and everyone knows me! Everyone treats me like I just barely escaped the guillotine. Is it thanks to your parents? Oh it's okay, leave my parents out of all this, eh! Leo, I want you to kick this guy out of my house! Let him go and do his pathetic mischief elsewhere! It's simply impossible, Doris. This is against my ethics. Your ethics? Do you see where your ethics have led us? You said the same thing about Bridgeman: “oh well no, I can’t do that to him, Doris! » And look where we are. No, but it's... it's crazy what this... need to be in adoration in front of someone, to be... to be their thing! Why is it never with me? I am disturbing ? No way. I can come back after the argument. No, no, but it'll... fit. It's what ? Well, flowers, “And may the humble present be sweet to your beautiful eyes” Do you understand what is saying to me there? Well uh… It’s by Paul Verlaine. It's the only thing I learned from school. But it goes with everything. Well, go get a vase anyway. Dory! Dory! Where are they all? Cédric is playing ball, Serge is sleeping and your father has gone shopping. Do you want some coffee ? I left some. Oh no, I never drink it. I'm already pretty fast. You make me laugh, you always address me in an impersonal way, have you noticed? In my opinion, it's because you don't know yet whether you should use familiarity with me... or refer to me. Do you want me to tell you why? You don't know yet if you're a kid or a girl. Or if you are a friend, or an enemy! This little bear that you sewed on your jacket is pretty… It's not a bear, it's a panda. There are always animals sewn onto your clothes… Does that bother you? Is this a sign of recognition? No. I am grateful to no one. I'm sure it's a sign of recognition... between thieves. Anything ! You are the thief. Exactly and I recognized you. You tax your clothes in the stores by cutting the lock with a cutter. Afterwards, you have to hide the hole, so you sew little animals. It's not true ? No ! Do you want us to look in your bag? I'm sure there's a cutter... And even? What does it matter to you? It would be nice if you spoke to me informally. What the hell does that matter to you? Well, there you go. We're between us now. Sir ! Sir ? Whoa! Woohoo! My Sir ? Monsie… ah! Hello, Hazelnut. Are you in great shape? Well, I'm fine, apart from my anemia which makes my legs weak... It feels like a thread that I'm dragging behind me, Mr. Bellucci. Balducci, Hazelnut. Oh yes. I knew a Zanucci once. Um…Toby Zanucci. But...he was...deported. Yeah. Come on Noisette, our little affair there? Oh well, you know, it’s calm, eh! Yesterday, I got... a 27, and this morning, an 18. But, I marked them for you. So. I was waiting for you to arrive, because...I'm a little cold. I'm going to go home and then it's raining! There are a lot of foreigners now, huh? In the past, there were fewer. Yeah. Come on Noisette, eh! Go home. Don't go getting a cold on top of your anemia, eh? Goodbye Mr. Bellucci. Goodbye, you are kind. Cool ! ... You see, he only asks to go... Just don't stop him. It's like with women. That's because you're tall. Ah, ah ah…You can never be big enough with girls, son. You look at them while sticking out your tongue and wagging your tail, while they can see you without looking at you and without wagging their tail. So, what should we do? Ah! I'm not going to give you all my tricks at once. Come see ! Already, you tell them that they are not mature enough for you, it works every time! Okay...and you, uh...did you have a lot? Ah, well, modestly… I scored a few baskets. Tell me, I need to consult some wine sales sites, can you help me? Well yeah. Are you an alcoholic? As with daughters, son: not obsessed, enlightened amateur. Come on… Damn, you’re pissing me off! Well, I say so! You're impulsive, you. This thing is shit! It's my mother's old pourave. In a packet of laundry detergent, she found it! By the way, couldn't you take care of mine laundry ? Are you crazy ? What next ? She already doesn't wash her panties! And I, in exchange, will give you a cell phone. What brand ? The one you want. Are you coming, Cédric? And uh… The Player 500? Are you going to buy some wine? No, son, I'm going to sell some. Ah… do you have any wine? No, son, but I'm going to buy some... Wait, wait: Pauillac, Premier Grand Cru Classé, Château La Terre Bénie, 1982, rated 100 out of 100, 2850 euros. What ! ? 2850 euros, a bottle of wine? Who drinks this? Most of the time, badgers who don't know the difference. Hey, look, there's the same cheaper one there! 150 euros per bottle. It's not the same. 1997 was a shit year. Thanks, that's the year I was born. For the grapes, not for the children! … Tell me, do you know anything about things like photo editing? Well, yeah, I defend myself well. Look, I did it. Wow, I mean, you know that something like that could earn you for life! You know what, I might have a trustworthy job for you. Like making fake wine labels? For the children, it was a very, very good year! Um…I thought about it. I agree. For laundry. You surprise me ! You do the ironing too, okay? If necessary... Well, give me the directory. Sit down. Let's see. Filloux Isidore. No, with a name like that, he must be at least a hundred years old…. Figueroa Antonio, Portuguese, therefore bad temper. Ah! Oh yes…! Fioravanti Lisette, I feel that one…give me your phone ! Give me your phone ! Are you on “hidden call”? Um…obviously! Yeah... Does it still work? I believe. Here we go!... Hello, hello, am I at Madame Fioravanti Lisette's?... Hello ma'am. This is the water company's reimbursement service... Yes. We have a... an overpayment there in your favor... No. In your favor. That is to say, we owe them to you!...yes...189 euros, 05 centimes, 54.4 cubic meters... That's it. But yes, of course, ma'am we will reimburse you for them, don't worry ... We have two options: either the amount will be deducted from your bill at the end of next year, or we will credit your account. Obviously, the first formula is much more advantageous for you because you also benefit from 1.05% interest. That is to say… almost 2 euros. It's appreciable... It's not money that's lying dormant!... And it's more interesting for us, you know, because it gives us cash, to improve the network... No? … Are you sure? Because it simplifies my life, you understand, it allows me...to avoid doing paperwork... There, you are being hard on me, Mrs. Fioravanti!.... Good, good, good, good, good, you Don't be angry, we will transfer the amount to you. You can either send us a RIB, or give us your credit card number... Is that it? Okay... But hurry, ma'am, because I have to go to lunch there. 51? 99… 6226… 3332… 5628... Expiration date, please... 07.12... and the three numbers on the back. On the back, next to the signature... 420. It's perfect, Ms. Fioravanti, everything is in order, it's as if you already had the money... In about a fortnight. Goodbye Mrs. Fioravanti! Well, get over it, chick! What is the cell phone you want? Uh…the…the Player 500. Okay. Go for the Player 500. We'll call your operator. Hello miss….yes. I would like to order a telephone please… Mr. Lubac? Where is Mr. Lubac? Yes. He is here! Good morning ! What did you notice there, compared to 2009? Incar… a quarter of what? …cere. Tight ? Ah! Incarcerated! Well say it! Incarcerated... I'm leaving. You are always in a hurry. You'd think I'd scare you. No not at all. You're not making enough use of your physique, Doris. It seems like you don't like each other . Your face is still the showcase of our products, you know that? You have beautiful eyes. You should put on a more appropriate eye shadow, you know, when you want to highlight a shade, you use the complementary color. I'll think about it... No, you won't think about it. You don't think about yourself enough. Do you know what we're going to do? You will come on Monday, we will be quiet and I will show you how to take advantage of yourself. You need it. All right ? No… I need my Monday for something else. Dory! Doris? Your trial period is coming to an end and no one is happy with you : neither the clients, nor your colleagues, nor me. How do you explain that? Maybe it's because I don't like women, ma'am. In this case your place is in a garage, not here. Do you intend to continue being so… unfriendly? I don't know. Well, you better know before the end of the month. So, little head. Where were you ? I was starting to worry. I had a job interview. Oh ! There, you disappoint me! Do you want to go scratch in an office with the subhumans? Eh ? Are we not happy here? We get free accommodation. Doris brings back enough to pay for our extras… Hey! Have you thought about my diary? If you like sports, you... can very well run to the street corner. Someone come and help me, shit, it’s heavy, huh! It seemed to me that there was a pretty woman in distress... Are you okay? Did the day go well? No, neither yesterday nor before... What are you doing? Well uh, can’t you see that? Do you know how to iron? Yeah ! You shouldn't have done Saint-Cyr, either! Especially not. And what are you ironing? A new blouse? Finally ! Is it the Gestapo or something! What does it matter to you? Well, Grace, please speak to me in a different tone! Whose shirt is this ? To Dad ? Your father never wears pink. So to Serge, I don’t know! I'm doing you a favor and this is how you thank me ? Wouldn't she rather be at Balducci, Grace? Grace, why are you ironing Balducci's shirts? To help you at home! If you're not happy, just finish it yourself! How are you ? Great. So, did your interview go well? Yes, yes, uh, to be continued. They have to call me back. Don't worry, it'll be fine. Oh yes. Well, in the meantime you could get rid of this guy! It's everywhere: in the living room, in the kitchen, in the toilets! I feel like I'm sheltering an elephant ! In a month he will be gone. Well listen, you... explain to me how you plan to go about it, eh! In any case, if you want to eat, you'll have to go shopping yourself... with the money from the funeral wreaths!... And I suppose you didn't even realize that your daughter was doing his ironing for him . Oh poor guy, I hope he doesn't pay too much for it... So much the better. Nor that Serge obeys him like a poodle and that your son is speechless with admiration in front of him. He bought her some sneakers... Terrific! This guy steals your family and you play quiet train! All he needs is sleeping with your wife. You would never do that. Oh yeah, you think?... You don't touch me anymore, it's as if you became a faggot in prison... You know, Léo, eh, I don't have any ethics, eh. If he's the head of the family, I'll sleep with him. Well no, you'll be the one to sleep on the sofa... You should go change that light in the toilet. What are you making…Aquiserge? It’s not clear what I’m for? I sort waste, no one does it here... Just don't mix, that's all! Doris, she throws anything with anything ... Look at that... paper, with fabric! Hey, hey, hey, show! Given ! Ah, the bitch! It was the most beautiful! Piss off, it’s nonsense, eh! The aluminum trays with the poly ones… Did you go to Chemistry school or what? I would have liked that. But my father wanted me to join the military. Military, you? Poor French army! …According to Leo, Commander Psy is an idiot. He said all the time that I was a zombie and that... my mother... she had made me with the testicles inside... It's finely observed, for a psychologist... Don't you want to take a bit of the air ? To shoot some poultry? Eh ? Note, girls, it costs! You wouldn't have the means... I have all the means I need! I've been receiving a disability pension since I was little, and I spend nothing... How much do you have? Eh ? That would allow me to calculate how much I can save you... In euros or in months in prison? Stopped ! You could show all these idiots what you're worth. Everyone thinks you're a poor guy in this house. I'm a poor guy... And if you want, how much can you make me earn? A lot. Doing what ? By investing in a business that I am starting. What kind of business ? Wine, old man! There is more wheat to be taken from wine than from oil. Always explain... Okay, but stop being a garbage collector. Listen ! We buy a bad year of a great vintage, we change the label for a great year and we put it at an auctioneer. You can multiply the starting bet by fifteen or twenty. It's risk-free. Even an expert will say that it is a bottle that has traveled badly or has turned. Here, let's get down here! Yeah. OK, let's go ? Yeah. Damn, I'm freaking out my race! The same, then? Okay, here I go! Um… hello? Yes. Yes. Madame Lemasson Sylvaine ?... Yes, yes, hello madam. Um, I… this is the gas company… no, no, this is the water company. So! Um...actually you have a...we let's...a...a...a, oh, shit! What do you say, you know, when you've made too much money? No idea, this has never happened to me. It took you a long time! Can't you take precautions first? How are you ? No. There are... there are too many people. You find ? What do you want, that I clear the street? I don't understand, what are you afraid of ? I feel as small as an ant. I, I'm afraid that people won't see me and then they'll crush me. Come on, let's cross here... No, no, no, not there... it's dangerous, I don't like it. We'll go further, then. Yes, no, but I like crossing in front of the church. For what ? If anyone asks you... Because sometimes there are funerals in front of the church, I like that. Don't you think you're a bit annoying for an ant? If you're not happy, we'll go back, eh... how much do you want? 2000, for starters. You'll have 1,500, not a penny more... And then you'll wait for me outside. You... you must be used to standing watch in front of banks... You're seriously starting to annoy me, son. Afterwards, we'll go buy the wine and we... we'll stop by Touchard's. We'll have an almond croissant for me and half a meringue for you. I don't like meringues! Yes, but I do. But one is too many. Mr. Lubac… Mr. Lubac. Ah, hello Noisette. I wanted to tell you, I have numbers! Ah that's good ! Otherwise it's going? We didn't see you yesterday. Ah well you know, it's... I don't have much time to take care of myself... In the morning, I go to my injection very early, to the nurse and then I have to watch the street... Of course. Well, well, good luck, eh, Noisette! Ah, hey, hey, Mr. Lubac. Don't tell your friend that I give injections, eh... no but because, while I'm doing that, well... I can't watch the cars eh... Well... yes But... but without that, I have my anemia who gallops and the doctor scolds me. Mmm! He'll think I'm not serious. The doctor ? But no ! Your friend, Mr. Bellucci! Mr. Balducci? Oh yes, that’s it! So, when you see him, tell him that I have two numbers for him: 42 and 84 but they didn't stay, eh. No no not at all. I saw them just when I was going out, and... and I 'll tell you something... I think... they weren't men, right, they were women... because the men, they put them all in a truck... With who you know, eh. Of course…come on! Goodbye uh… Hazelnut. And here is the prototype! Look at that, son! We have just transformed the wine into gold. Isn't that a real miracle? I ask to see. I ask to touch! We make about ten like that, you take them to the auctioneer : once, twice, three times! Awarded! 25,000 euros! Pass the change!... Shit, I broke a nail! Hey, who is it? Grace and her girlfriend. You would see them! Three thousand years of civilization to get here... And the cork? did you put a date on the cap? Do you read the traffic jams? Well, if there’s just that to please you, we ’ll print some. You know what ? Maybe we should do a test first. A test ? But, on whom? Oh, hey, it seems she had her penis enlarged! Yes Yes ! I read it in a magazine. Ladies. I am disturbing ? Uh no ! He’s… he’s my father’s friend… She’s Alizée. " Go for it " ? It's a great name for a girl! … I'm kidding. Hey girls, are you good at manicures? I want to open a nail salon later, then! Just look at her nails! Look at mine! I don't really like the color, but hey, that's personal. Okay, so no jealousy. One hand each. I broke a nail, I need a little cleaning: skins, a polish, a massage,… Hands are important, right? You, I'm sure, look at the boys' hands. Well, it happens to me. First the eyes, then the smile and the hands. They... they're really big, yours. Ah, those aren't wimpy hands. Full of fluid! When they touched you, you don't want anything else. Here, I'll give you an experiment. But, don't be afraid! You're a big girl, right? You feel ? What ? Animality. It counts. You have some animality. Oh yes ? Yes… Okay, push yourself. I don't just have that to do, eh! Normally, you have to soak them in water to soften them. Here are women: as soon as they have a man, they only think about softening him up. Not me. That's great ! I don't ask for more from life. And you girls? Well, there are one or two more things that I wouldn't be against. I suspect it. You want some money, right? Like everyone. Real stuff, not yellow coins! But, for that you have to do a little business... Are you following me? Which ? One can know ? No, you're not mature enough yet. We'll see when you grow up. Hey ! I'm not stupid. You want to make us sell shit! No, lily of the valley! But we will wait until May 1st. …No, no, no, but it’s okay. Tell Mr. Bridgeman I'll call him back... Goodbye Fanny. Oh, Leo! Hey, Leo! Ah, hello! The family is growing from what I see. How are you ? It's decadence, old man! Finish on a large surface, guys at our level ! What did you buy? Oh, things, uh... to repair the electricity in the cabinets... Ah that, the little corner, well lit, well heated, that's what we miss the most ! Hey, watch what happens! Oh oh ! Houlala Houlala! That’s not entry-level! There are all the options. Hey, miss, a restaurant ticket or a little kiss! Look at that, it makes you look proud and it's messing with badgers. Ah, that’s okay! Come see, Dick. Um, tell me, I...could I ask you a favor? Yours ? You laugh ? You kill a guy, I help you bury him in your garden. Word! René, are you coming? Guess who's there? What are you doing here? I... I came to offer... Your apologies? Well it’s time! But no, Doris’s… new tenant. Michael Balducci. My father, my mother. I am delighted, madam. I didn't imagine you being so young. Pretty, I knew it, because of Doris... But... it's... an honor to know you, my commander. Ah, everyone speaks of you with so much respect. Oh well, I hope so! After all the trouble I've gone through, I'd miss more than that... Ah! So are you still at a standstill? No, no, it's going very well, I assure you. It is not seen. And then stop blinking when you look at me, you know I hate it. Let's see René, don't act like a mule, you're intimidating everyone. Sit down, sir. My husband was an army psychiatrist with the rank of commander. He appreciates strong characters. Ah, let’s see, leave it… no one is interested! Allow, allow! I drink in his words… I bet he used to bully you when you were a young girl? Oh for that… I was losing my temper, I… stammered, I stuttered… Like me. I'm sure you paid for it with a man like that. Yes, I admit we had some good times. There's no shame in that. You know what ? I brought a good bottle. Serge told me that you were an expert, sir. That too! Mm, we can definitely smell the vintage, eh. Pure 82! Amber, fatty, with notes of plum, roast... You smell it like plum, right, you smell it? What a palace! And you Réjane, you… do you feel it? Oh me... Oh me, you know, I don't have my husband's palate... Tssst! Tssst! No false modesty, I’m sure you have a… royal palace ! And this finish: long, fleshy… Long, fleshy, Réjane, do you feel it? Yes, that's exactly it, I...I was going to say it. I think we should go there. I'm tired here. NOW ? But we're just getting started! Ah well, this boy has always been a killjoy, then! Shit ! Shit ! Whore ! I already told you, Leo, cooking is not a man's job. Well, supporting six people is not a woman's job. I'm going to set the table. Are you coming to help me? No ! It's a cogwheel, then we end up cooking. Hey… one more chance ? I need to talk to you. Normally, this is by appointment. It is important. Go next door. I'm coming. What is this construction site? Wait, but... we don't run hot water on the whites, you'll block the sink ! Hey, frankly I think I would prefer to clear the markets, eh! Well go ahead, go ahead, go shopping, that way at least you'll do something So, what do you want? Uh… uh… there… uh… we… we agree. To do what ? Well, to sell the… the lily of the valley. I don't know if I can trust you. But yes, yes, yes, yes, I assure you. It's great, from Morocco. I want fifty euros for it on the 10th. The 10th of this month? But no, the 10 gram sachet, stupid! Are you sure you have the qualifications?... All the extra money is for you, and no scam, eh? And uh... you... don't need... uh... ironing? No, the service is not good enough. Neither uh… nor anything else? I'll think about it, mm? But it's not forbidden to make suggestions to me. Do you want something special tonight? No ! I'm not hungry. Tell me, Serge. Mr. Philipeau called, it seems that you… withdrew 1500 euros? Hello professional secrecy! What are you planning to do with this money? Is it to contribute to the costs of the house? No. I'm going into business. Oh, did you put them on? It changes your mind, push-ups like that! Oh yeah ! I'm super stupid. I'm going to beat everyone at the race! Hey, look! Wow! Did you see ? Oh yeah! Grace, are you coming to help me? I call ! And you don't touch him okay! Nor do you look at it! Or even talk to him! And you keep your animality to yourself!... No, he's at my house, he's my guest!... No! Otherwise, I'll beat the shit out of you! … Well, you go through me. For all commercial questions , you go through me! It's me who deals! Seen ? Grace, did you hear me? Damn, that one pisses me off! Yes ? We sell it for 100 euros on the 10th. But no, not the 10th of this month! The 10 gram sachet, stupid ! You added too much oil! Grace, come at once! This one is starting to seriously annoy me, eh... Serge worries me, he's doing a bad job... If you go that way, everyone in this house is having a bad time. We could open a spinning mill. He took 1500 euros from his bank, eh! I'm sure it's for your boyfriend. Serge? I doubt ! More stingy than him... Tell me, things always go badly with this Madame Perrigaud? More than ever. She gave me the deal to be her hands: either I sleep or I squirt. And so, what did you decide? I'm not a lesbian. She would be disappointed. I think I have a solution to fix your situation. Oh yeah ? It's what ? I'm suspicious... Well, what do you want? Come give your father a hand! As if that’s all I had to do! Can't you see I'm on the phone? Wait, you'd have to be blind and deaf, you spend your day on the phone. So don't come crying for your loss! First of all, what is this phone? I... I got it with my points. That’s it! Take me for a fool! No but, wait! Hey ! Excuse me, but Thanks has work! No, but now, I'm totally hallucinating! Give me back my phone, right now! No, I want to do some investigating first to find out who owns it. Confiscated during investigation! If that's it, I'll pack my suitcase and leave straight away! You, pack a suitcase? But then you overestimate yourself, my darling! But give me my phone! No ! Dad, you tell mom to give me back my phone right away! Cédric, I don't want to see you in these sneakers. Eh ? But finally, why? They belong to Michael. Give them back to him! You speak, he wears size 48! Cedric, take them off immediately! Oh ! You don't need to encourage him, eh! It's for me ! It's for me ! Give me back my phone. I'm waiting for important news . Hey, where are you going? Don't move, take off those sneakers first! No ! Oh, Cedric! Finally, I would have some tapioca… Very good my darling. No ! It's me who answers. Hello ! Doris, are you okay? It's me ! Yes mom, impeccable. Okay, so I'll pass your father on to you. Yes it's me. Who is speaking ? Well, it’s me, dad! Ah! Good…. …listen, so, as you give us little overall satisfaction… …I told your mother to call you…. Once is not customary: you are average ! to… to what? This boy ! He came uh… …to introduce himself, a good point for him, eh. Yes, polite, uh...witty... ...very, very impressed... By what? By me ! By the house… …and even by your mother. He’s going to sell us great wines. It is the height ! So that’s the height! You know what ? He wants to try to sell them great wines! No, but what is this scam? You realize, he wants to try to steal my father now! Impossible, you can't pluck a rhinoceros... Would you say that's mayonnaise ? No ! Oh, that’s not true! Oh ! Shit…. Grace!... Grace! Come here, I need to talk to you! Again ! But of what?... Are you going to give me back my phone? Come right away I tell you! Okay, you give it to me! You received a message... Did you read it? ! But…you’re disgusting! It's private ! Give it to me ! So, what does “I have a client” mean? nothing ! It's...it's a joke! It’s a friend playing a joke on me! Thanks… What do you do for 200 euros? Well, nothing! Are you crazy ? What do you think ? Are you a prostitute? Are you crazy? Your mind is really twisted. Grace, come here! Let go of me ! Let me go, Ouch! You hurt me ! What do you do for 200 euros? What is the price for? Answer me ! This is the price of blowjobs! Does that suit you? You are happy ? Okay, tell me the truth… Is he that guy? What… what guy? Him there! But what are you going to get! Well, in any case, tomorrow I'll find you a pension... Go to your room. I believe in it, well! And with what will you pay for the pension? I'll have to lend you some money ! How are you, little head? Are you getting through it? Where you go ? Leave me alone, you're so stupid! Grace ! Hey, well, we're not bored at your place. Grace ! Doris, are you there? Open me up… No, leave me alone! What's going on ? What do you have ? You cry ? What happened with Grace? Well, what's the price for a blowjob, huh? What ? But what is this question? Doris? What do you want me to know about it ? Open up for me Doris! No ! Go join your friend. If you want, you can come sleep… with me. Say, sorry, I wasn't listening but I heard: a good blowjob costs 50 euros... Who wants to do it, your wife or your daughter? Because, if it's Doris, she deserves a little more! Don't be angry, I was joking! Little head, don't lose your sense of humor! Can I use your computer? Well yeah. What do you want to see, train stuff? No. “Michael Balducci” What do you want to know about him? I would first like to know who it is. You can't see it, right? “Michael Balducci, says Mike the Rocket…” …He’s an American football player, I’d be surprised if it was him. Note, he's really good at basketball, did you know that? “Michael Balducci, vegetarian restaurant in Brisbane, Australia…” No, that ca n’t be him either. Well no, he downed half the roast by himself! Trumpeter, uh... South African politician... Hey Dad!... Why don't you try uh... Michael B in short? “The marmot gang – 13 hold-ups, 3,600,000 euros in loot, dismantled thanks to confessions of a certain Michael B”. Do you think it's him? “This gang is suspected of 13 thefts in a few months. The team was particularly targeting jewelry brokers and their marmot, that is to say the suitcase containing the jewelry. It was the confessions of a certain Michael B, about whose identity the police remained particularly discreet, which would have led to the partial dismantling of the gang. » Shit then! It's a scale... It's ugly. What are you going to do, Dad ? I'm taking care of it. Grace ? Hey, are you there? Yes, I'm sleeping! I have the right ? It's not Sunday! Hurry up, you're late! Hey, come visit! And what a visit! You could lock yourself in! Oh no. I was locked up for two years, it's going well that way! Well, you're not saving! What are you afraid of? Of me ? Certainly not ! So in this little quarter of an hour, nothing at all? What quarter of an hour? I don't understand anything you're saying! But if. That little quarter of an hour where you forget everything. It takes a few in a lifetime, right? I swear to you that by noon we won't even think about it. Except for a little memory there. Grace ! What are you doing, little head? I'm going to repair the electricity in the toilets... Oh well, it's not luxury! Well what do you have? What do you have ? What's the matter, are you crying ? What do you…you…you…you want me to do something? Shopping for tonight? No, no, it's okay. Dissatisfaction is the natural state of women. Didn't you know, little head? No. But...fortunately you're here to educate me. Hey Grace? How are you ? You cry ? But, is it a disease in this house, or what? Listen to me, I have an important favor to ask you. I need you... You have to manage to get the combination from Michael's suitcase. He can die, that one! Grace, please, you ask to see his records and discreetly you look at the number. You can do that, he likes you. I don't want to be involved in your prison schemes! You are poorly brought up! Hey, do you want some chips? They came back ! Yeah ! The municipal police! Incapable and lazy people! Hey, where are you going? Hey, Dick? Oh no ! No ! Can I use your toilet? Certainly not ! You go out ! Afterwards, we're leaving! Okay, then go ahead. No, you get nothing! Touch nothing! Go for it ! And flush the toilet ! Oh, a princess! Oh ! No Sultan! Sultan, don't you sniff ma'am, we haven't been introduced!... Let me pass! But yes ! Hey, ma'am, a little kiss for a poor leper please ! But anyway, Peggy, what is this circus? They've been here since this morning! Doris, please take care of Madame Laforge . Of course Madam. Hello Doris, Hello. Is it for a gift. Miss ! Can you give me a little scent? Um, yes, Sandrine, perfume it. If that will make him go away… Well done Dick! Go ahead my Dickou! Hey, Fifi, come on! Come and get perfumed by the lady! You go out ! You go out ! that's enough ! Out, out, out!! Sandrine, call the police. Tell them they're back. Wait, I'll see what I can do. Come on guys, let's pack up, let's get out of there! Doris, what did you tell them? Oh nothing, ma'am, they are friends of my husband. I do what I want with it. I told them to leave. But I can also tell them to come back if you want. Oh you're beautiful. Oh, take the little apple. When do we eat this rabbit? Nobody wants to kill him. Ask mom. I have the suitcase combination. It's 666. The devil's number. Ah good ? But how did you do it? Well, I told him his record collection sucked. Then he saw red and he took them out. Men are fools. Hey ! Thanks, eh. And women are sluts! So, did you open the suitcase? Shh… What was in there? A marmot. A what ? A marmot. That’s what jewelry reps’ cases are called. Shit ! And there are jewels in there? Full ! But that's not all... you know, his electronic bracelet... Yes. He took it off to sleep. Do you understand what that means? No. That means it's fake, Doris, otherwise the cops would already be here. His bracelet is fake, he makes us believe that he is wearing it to...to stay here! But why is he doing this? But because he's hiding! He's hiding out at our place. I saw newspaper articles, he exposed his accomplices. He must have stolen the groundhog from them and now they want to kill him! That's why he asked the neighbor to watch the street! What ? Noisette is his accomplice? But no, no! He just put her in charge of monitoring the car numbers. This guy is evil incarnate... Maybe he spotted you in prison. That's why he protected you! He must have thought you were the ideal pigeon. Yes, that’s true… We should throw him out, Leo! NOW ! You have to kick him out of the house! No ! No ? So I'm going to do it! No no no no no. Yes Leo! No no no ! Stay here We're not going to stay here! No, stay here! This guy is dangerous. He 's dangerous, he was part of a gang! So, you have to call the police! Yes, that's it, yes! To find yourself with lots of cops and journalists all over the house? Do you want it to start again? Let the whole town know? No ? No ! So you let the pigeon do its thing and I'll take care of it tomorrow. I still learned a few things in prison... Come and see a little here! What, what is it? Show something... Let me see... What are you doing? Leo? What are you doing ? You do not see ? I am fulfilling my duty of memory. But what are you doing ? Well you see, I break things. But why ? To relieve me. And...Can I relieve myself too? Oh yeah, go ahead, no worries. Can I fuck the portrait of the grandfather? Oh yeah, yeah, go ahead, yeah. I didn't know we were allowed to do that. Oh, me neither. It’s Commander Psy who will be happy! My medicine! Go to your room ! Go to your room ! Go to your room ! But what happened here? There are guys who came. There were three of them and they were looking for you. Eh ? They broke everything... They broke everything... they... they got me, they told me they were going to come back. They're going to come back for you…you…you know…you…that's what they did…. You could have warned me anyway. Imagine if the children had been there ...What would these guys look like? I don't know... uh... I don't know, I... There was one who had an accent, I don't know, he sounded like a Bulgarian or a Yugos... Wasn't there one called Cassidy? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know... they stole your suitcase, with your records in it. EH !!!! And you let them do it! But, are you stupid or what? Wait, but what did you want me to do against these three guys, uh... Still happy I'm alive! Wait, I...I'm a stock broker, I'm not a boxer! Ah! Holy shit! Okay, I have to get out of here. Don't you have a little wheat for me? Oh no... no, I have nothing... Look, maybe the bread money, there, in the little brown box. There are six euros… But, if they ever come back, what do I do? Nothing !!! You gave them my records! What more do you want to do? Is it that serious? These records were a security for my old age, you can't understand. Okay, come on, I have to get out! Eh ? Well, good luck... Yeah. I could use it... Your place really stank of cat piss! Thank you… Grace! Grace ! I'll take you back. Come on, Don't be stupid... Come on. How are you ? Are you all alone? It can not be seen ? You shouldn't always believe what you see... Yesterday morning, for example, in the bathroom , I was all alone. You're kidding me! No. I was all alone. Sometimes, being alone, we do stupid things. And I was lucky you got in… Not me. It doesn't make you happy to... to see that your mother can also have a bad report: “Distracted, not concentrated, not at all up to par. » I had a moment of distraction, I wasn't up to it at all. When you were little and you had a nightmare, we wrote it down on paper, remember? And they threw him into the fire. Let's just say we both had a nightmare. We write it down and then burn it… Do you have a sheet of paper in your bag? It still leaves a void, huh? Well, obviously, a typical guy who wears size 48! You're not going to stutter again! Did I stutter? Yes, I heard! And you blinked too, I saw you! You're blowing me up... blowing me up! Ah, are we annoying you?