It is W0KE but is it BR0KE ? | Dustborn

so everybody's been making fun of this game uh that just came out it's called dust borne everybody's been clowning on it apparently it sucks apparently it's lame so I was like you know what that'll be a fun video to make lots of stuff to clown on so I go to the store Page on Steam and what do I see mostly positive reviews and it's been out for 4 days I am quite confused used so we're about to find out what exactly this is all about dust borne the getaway press a to start hunted by Puritans our crew makes a daring escape from Pacifica uh also uh you're going to need a controller for this one o it's vibrating press a to start Pacifica 12525 miles north of purity October 13th 2030 [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] godamn this [ __ ] this isn't the best way to begin a story why are you starting it like this you're the one who got us into this you you [ __ ] the is just trying to help and I need to wiggle stick not dragging us into this would have been helpful no I'm not okay I'm the opp okay I'm oh we're flipping around we are [ __ ] we're a bit worse for where but we are alive for how long look at us hold to interrupt BL pain broken B be fair I never said it'd be easy we have plan you said stop it in and out before anyone realizes you said God told to use your Vox shut the hell up say hello to the power words biing please through the Republic Al I like that's how that's our super together um he yelling our friend to shut the hell up music mind there's pronouns on their Splash entrances artist gig economy proletarian best friend oh can alter her body with her vocals start over Theo heem 42 uh no vocal Powers he basic not anomal a noral not a noral the playing Shoreline tomorrow gome man we chose the wrong day to be on the Run they them 37 entrepreneur investor on off again partner permanently off comic book collector um how come all these people's ages say they're like 30 and 40 but like really that's a 37y old otherwise I have to kick you out of this vehicle she her I'd love to see you vocals provoke strong em that's that's her superpower is making people emotional by what she says I mean anybody can do that really is that oh Jesus absolutely not if you can't handle 8 Hour old cold coffee you got soft hands liberal hey leave my music alone oh [ __ ] I love you don't listen to Smooth Jazz you're a soft-handed little liberal [ __ ] boy trip you have to sing along this a real song that we know the words to Oh I have to hit B with the B Quick Time Event come on now hey sing along if you know what I mean they're good ways to cry for real going to swerve and you what you got to be [ __ ] me dude what just happened that was way too close for or is that one of their superpowers did that the police the worst and do not tell me we're lucky to be alive I've had it up to here with being alive then jump out just [ __ ] jump off the bridge uh you and me both but here we are all we can do is keep moving and hope all this will be worth it in the end do I have to press a button to say that or is that how it's going gnome's apartment I didn't pay attention to the first date so I'm guessing this is afterwards how the hell are we on the run and can afford a place like this look at this place not loving the music gnome tough cookies this is my place we can play a piano I'm not playing the piano let's go through with the story I playing a damn piano join the conversation you bet continue is that guy just St what do you guys think I don't know man this whole thing feels incredibly risky riskier than being a deviant in Pacifica why are you of all people so hot to trot are they talking about superpowers or being um look at that [ __ ] view you don't need the money you'd be surprised if anyone discovers what I am all of this goes away in an instant do you mean someone with superpowers or uh you're my only friends here what would I do without you well I have good reasons for taking the job I'm dirt poor and work what job I thought we were stealing a little monkey sloth mention that of the three of us I'm be outed you know what happens when I get stressed yeah your hands turn so they are talking about the superow finished your discussion not yet Theo get out of here manes imagine being a man thinking you could talk to us money we need money outweigh the benefits money oh thank God hey it's a me is that when you said tust Theo I was picturing something more lowkey do we rent this looking at a refurbished how much money do we make as part of this bander isn't she beautiful I love it I love it do you raise Jack Yu jack up what kind of name is Yu there's lady legs poking out from under the bus please did she just say there's lady legs say there's a woman stuck under there talk like a are you good jack won't respond take a deep breath going to try and pull you out stop stop my arm's caught you'll break it oh come on you'll be all right I can't breathe you need to do something she's freaking out what do we do you need to calm her down use my superpowers I can't breathe use my superpowers gnome keep her calm working on it hey oh gnome's got the calming superpowers okay how you doing hey it looks like he's lifting I mean look at this form right here it looks like he's lifting this damn thing up hey robot let's do this let's go am I supposed to mash oh I'm supposed to mash okay my bad my bad my bad oh come on nope I don't have enough strength I don't have enough strength for this all right uh use uh what's the other uh person's name s Sai I'm not going to remember these goofy ass names you to do this for get over here okay use your man hands yeah or just run right into me I'll do it this isn't working also why I got to beg these people to use their superpowers we literally got superpowers God damn [ __ ] that's heavy uh you oh the YuYu is this automated Jack right here I'm barely able to keep it level we need that also isn't her superpower just uh Rock hands does that make her stronger voice activated box always bugs out maybe you just have a a regular as Jack is back degree in electrical engineering okay then what a dick uh I still need help getting out you what the hell is this terminal is there anything I can do to control the Jack from here do you know how to gain access to secured systems never mind how come I'm sitting here trying to come up with Solutions and everybody's like oh no you can't do that well [ __ ] you I'll just let you [ __ ] die under that bus what does it say check on okay I'll check on you you good down there are you able to free your arm no it's completely stuck I guess I'm going to have to go find a sawall we're taking off that arm I'm sorry I still need help getting out uh can we is there anything we can do here oh this robot can this robot help us kick it's your lucky day Russ bucket oh did you antenna you break this again you have to answer to me uh wiggle left oh oh oh oh okay oh no this way oh almost right there right there right there right there up up there we go oh uh oh there we go hey uh I still need help getting out oh my God I hate this [ __ ] is so annoying oh can we control the robot okay we got the antenna working I'll check it out why didn't you say anything about that 30 seconds ago looks like the network was down and the terminal couldn't reconnect oh so that's all I had to do reting the connection I didn't actually have to Pilot drone got it Luna systems rebooted voice command should work again Y open it up bus lift the bus ho look at that there we go [Music] finally hey you good me that destroyed my back you good maybe pull me out before the wheel yourself out you're on a damn slidy scooter thing that's the last time I'm ever trusting the YuYu Voice Assistant with anything good thing you guys showed up when you did welcome to the castle how was the trip um bro just let us drive out of here just let us drive out of here oh he's sweating he's sweating what's that about you did what lady we didn't do anything we didn't do nothing we just save pafic Authority patrol car it was an accident caused by your car I think that big ass truck was drinking I don't think that was our fault are now the car's Off the Grid it can't be tracked you can't risk it you ask about the you got Bulletproof you got fix in time there's no damage I think the what is that drone doing he's sitting there finger painting on ain't doing [ __ ] anyway we can't risk it you need to leave Pacifica today if you plan to make it into the Republic that wasn't neither exploding patrol car you're kicking us out seriously she's like hell yeah you got to get a [ __ ] move on I'm grateful for the help and I draw heat to make sure your mission is it's too risky we need to get you across the border today Nova Scotia will understand they'll understand de there's a weave terminal downstairs you can make contact with Nova Scotia there as for you yellow hat y catched up Don't You Know My Name comply acoss the Border wearing that shirt and the open bullet wound okay for you we have a dock downstairs critical injuries it gets the job done finish your drinks folks I'll get the elevator all right let's get it cranking is this going to be a problem Theo I don't think so look how big that look how big her hands are look at that can then we'll be on the road God damn we have the bus we have the let's do it we're just starting our journey Easter day early should we worry Theo Luna's being extra cautious I get why but I don't think there's any reason to be concerned the bus is ready we're just leaving a day early I trust you on this uh pax's choice of words has nudged Theo towards okay Dad one of the three possible codas Cod is affect the personal relationship you have with your crew and unlock new dialogues branching narratives and unique character endings use d-pad left or right to access theoda screen uh okay D okay so uh way of the Mind our girls learning from the masters of the Masquerade okay Dad the's himself as a father figure to the crew uh homegoing gnome okay all right sure the elevator's waiting I think she's getting impatient uh let go let go to the elevator instead of making a run for it couldn't your people have used words with the police I'm not sure uh I think they're racist my stone given the circumstances I don't know how that would have helped and my Vox were you been bulletproof if you turned yourself to Stone gaslighting I don't really see an immediate use for that I can't believe her powers are literally gas gas gate them boss my vocals are only good for short cons and making other people feel bad my superpowers is making people feel bad okay yeah I assumed that's my superpower what happened happened she assumed we had real superpowers not just making people feel upset you oh my tummy hurts sure am I pregnant just oh we pregnant sure that is not the face of someone who is not about to [ __ ] themselves just putting that out there let's get you patched up yellow hat it's packs damn there's some plants down here give me a minute I need the toilet I knew sh through the kit I'll go with you I really have to pee The Weave terminals are here Theo and I'll just s right here can I not Sprint what's wrong with you nothing just need the camp bathroom very much the same I haven't pet in San Francisco I won't be long take you look like you're suffering more than me oh wait but that's not what I'm saying hey what do you think of that Luna lady you saying exactly how you walking faster than me you like 500 lb hey hello all gender restroom I'm saying YuYu has a terrible track record and they exploit gig workers oh God should be investing in oh we going to throw up I thought we was a SE on the and money they and I'd love to I'm not buying into OB you can forget the pitch it's not happening you're oh and we're having a uh W oh we tripping tripping that look is that kid we need to sleep soon what do you mean we you talking to us hey a game with working mirrors game a I'll be say what you want about the cringe they got working mirrors come on I said I'm fine I'll be right out I'm Hur here yeah let's flush real quick no one need to see that there was nothing in there all right let's take a shower real quick I know she's got a dookie but are you done yet hold on a second I got to look at the poster with open arms got to check on the poster great come on p hold on a second I had to look at the all right hold on let me dig through the trash find some Clues all right I guess we can head out now oh my bladder is about to explode yeah I think it'll be all right you said I could go first what can I say I'm a magnanimous [ __ ] I'm not reading all that Aller at the crew y'all com to the bathroom with me now hey sigh hey oh she did okay can I really not Sprint wait there we go Sprint you look pale I recommend medical attention stat I just had to throw up a little bit I'll be all right oh yeah reassure use my there you go prob something I ate I was talking about the gaping hole in your arm but okay sure yeah happy to hear your bows are good maybe get yourself patched up now uh Sig B already on my way to get it fixed you know you're not alone in this you have that's why I figured I thought you were my teammates literally my crew and after what we went through last night don't worry I can handle it I'm not your responsibility anymore Jesus I'm just trying to be here uh I can do that apologize I'm so sorry yeah I know I ain't mean it sorry I ain't mean it I'm happy you here oh we got we got a good Circle up there in the me a lot to me I didn't mean to okay it's okay go get your arm patched up all right you don't want to end up with a cheap plastic substitute like this idiot where's the Sick Bay where's the Sick Bay where's the Sick Bay 8D that ain't it BC 88 you're missing the point yuu is actually contributing to the economy walking on the backs of millions of gig economy workers in stiletto heel Shing their poets where the hell is the medical Bay where's the S Bay uh in here uh no this was the [ __ ] [Music] um through the power of editing I am about to go find the Sick Bay spot can to C I did not find the S Bay but I am locked in this room so I guess we'll do this first are you feeling better let's get you Pat yeah I'm good pardon me let's get me Pat yeah let's get me patched up I guess we got to ask about the terminal oh my God hit hit the button bro hit the butt there we go we should get started what are you doing contacting New Jerusalem new library is still online before we leave Pacifica so far nothing Luna you're sure your lines active very sure okay uh let's go get patched up right a dock oh this is the S Bay we're just doing this in a cubicle okay is she the doctor oh my God hit the button there we go bam my name's Pax right I'm Luna let's check the damage that's a lot of damage hold still oh she's looking right at the camera L actor dude L actor Zoom to enable interaction interact while zoomed add a topic to the conversation where'd you get a dock same place that's helping you across the Republic Nova Scotia pulled some strings or paid some bribes I don't know what we do without it we get a lot of people coming across from the Republic and some are in a bad State I've seen kids as young as four or five tragic stuff the doc's a literal Lifesaver there's mostly tissue damage with some vascular trauma bone looks intact doc will get you patched up in no time it won't fix that Bloody shirt though you should change before you leave hello is she still [ __ ] yes PX is she still [ __ ] Sai everything okay okay the [ __ ] alarm just went off uh what we do next we there's no not okay just just let she uh yeah that's not an option uh no we got to go right now we need to staying right here nothing you say will change my mind I got superpowers [ __ ] listen what's going on with you what's going are you serious I thought I was about to tell her listen we just did iist on the Puritans anybody got time for that I know not helping I just I'm the F for Vic let's go no luck huh bringing out the big guns I guess the big guns s what I pull out a damn Desert Eagle what do you want from me huh press y to be triggered you made a promise we need you I'm sorry say literally just my superpowers to I can't help it I'm trying my best I really am okay this is exactly why I shouldn't come with you I'm going to keep messing up I agree we need to cut her we need to cut her off she she ain't cut out for this game [ __ ] useless packs good stay in the damn [ __ ] Theo we need your help why didn't I just grab the door when she opened it I could have stuck my foot in there what's going on SI not responding we need this door open uh are you sure that's the right solution could be hurt no if it was up to me I'd leave her in the damn bathroom may have triggered some bad emotions I cannot get over that her ult is triggered her ult is triggered I'm sorry oh oh I thought she disappeared get out of the damn shower you okay I really just asked if she's okay she just told her she ain't okay this is home now s go away please no she needs I'd leave her in here as usual I have to come in to pick up the pieces [ __ ] fine come on get in here what are you doing get in here oopsie oopsie shut up nerd oh turn around there we go sigh you're overreacting what what are these little codes you're actually doing fine everybody's ready to leave now so just come out oops she turned into water thanks for the verbal tranquilizer I know what you're doing they literally just gas lit her don't get too used to it Gaslight gate keep they boss are you good I don't know man we're supposed to have a human driver the well one of us just drive Luna she won't be here until the morning so one of us drives the bus it's not rocket science just like I be allowed into the Republic we need someone with the license and skill set packs ma'am I'll be happy to serve as your driver look at this goofy ass I'll punch you right in your robot nut you that I'm fully capable of operating this that is the only option is to push don't touch me what was that Vox washback packs use words on the robot but that doesn't not on machines uh don't touch me again tinan I was only trying to okay robot she gave you D we being racist towards the robots look I'm I'm sorry racist or nothing it's just the driver packs the robots saved Luna's bacon earlier I can't be that bad so we have to refuse the robot okay you're not problem no there's no problem no I hey it's okay right oh we're getting gas lit this isn't don't worry about it oh we're getting gas lit okay there's no problem uh latest Intel says the 0 is cleared to the east all the way to the Republic border bet I'm sorry I have to send you on your way but we have a whole network to protect this is not just about you it's about the libraries and keeping the weave operations keeping the weave operation you got to be kid me I understand good get your cargo out of Pacifica and through the Republic to Nova Scotia and your name will be in the history books we're not out to make history we just want to do this job and get and get paid let's go nice shirt by the way thank you I see you're still here yeah it's cuz the cut scene just ended I haven't been able to hit the button yet [ __ ] [ __ ] uh enter welcome on board please find your seat shut up oh we looking out the window cougar Cruiser fully restored 1986 coug so at this point in the story this thing like what uh this 20 what 20 30 like 50 something years old buil in the Republic Mobile headquarters are home for the next 3 weeks converted to run on clean energy because of [ __ ] Cor are luggages on board all of it ma'am all of it ma'am this is pretty sweet Theo this is what you call Sweet a damn public bus that someone bolted a couch into you got you smoking rocks this seat's mine not sharing plenty of room to sit on top of each other in that case vintage feels love it I'm not hating this so what do we call her K it's the cougar Cruiser the boss they need a name boss you do that on purpose don't you it's a bus hot dog next up Nevada somewhere in Nevada uh-oh do we get stopped by the cops I hope we get to the famous that famous Infamous scene in this first video so I can use it as clickbait I'll probably do it anyway Nova Scotia won't be happy about this pack so let them know we're taking a different route through to do that I need access to the weave and that won't happen until we get to soft Lake got to get on the weave your plan and it's not like you've been forthcoming on everything like the contents of our cargo why does the flash drive look we stole data from the Puritans our one way ticket off this continent we can't lose this kid it's the second most valuable cargo we've ever I told you I don't actually know what's in the data we hijacked from here you got to be [ __ ] me we don't even know what's in this damn Purple Monkey one purple people know the better motion St transport our cargo to Nova Scotia and we don't ask questions that was always the plan and you agreed to it look okay I'm not your enemy Pax is it just me or is Theo turning into a crew dad protect you all of you okay my friends Theo protecting This Crew is my job okay Bet and taking a different route across the Pacifica border into the Republic is part of that informing Nova Scotia about the detour is not our only problem why does The Detour even matter happen this morning the longer we stay in Pacifica the riskier it gets are we literally trying to leave right now we're already working if we don't show up for our booking in Winnie Maka Tuesday night wi Maka we'll be in violation of our Visa oh uh res must get to Chicago by the 23rd or we'll risk being stranded in the Republic that's right we're we're ahead of schedule so why not make an extra stop on our way to Nova Scotia exactly we'll still make it to Nevada on time maybe but I planned this route weeks ago now I don't know where we're going or why you don't know where or why or what counted for unen delays but this one didn't have to be fine I'll tell you why we need to go north just go sit down yeah just go sit down have a couple bruis I'm sure there's a mini fridge somewhere on this bus oh he got a little stuck there for a second yo Theo what you up to my man the you up to my man what's with the tiny paper map hey uh uh everyone listen up what's happening what's happening I know the original plan was to cross the border East into Nevada and from there onto Utah and the Rockies okay but we'll be taking a different route North through Liberty Oregon before we li Liberty I would actually like an explanation Ziggy Ziggy I need to see my sister your sister are you [ __ ] serious had a sister I did not Zig I did not she's one of us he an anal I we can't leave without her I mean we could we're going to Liberty we most assertedly could those may not be the only reasons but for now that'll be our little secret oh so we got extra Secrets tell me you had a sister we a terrible leader we're keeping all kinds of Secrets if you told me it was because of family I would have hey none of us have been home in ages what makes you so special I guess the main character if we're detouring for pax's family why not drop in on my parents at the same time you know yeah why don't we all stop and see all of our families this is my no my family members got superpowers and I'm the main character so we're just picking up my sister scrub and then we'll continue the journey we transport the cargo across the Republic to Nova Scotia we get our money and then it's up to each of us to decide what's next right bringing any more surprises on us apparently we do we saw it in let's not get into that just yet fine no [ __ ] it let's go to Liberty at least one of us gets to go Liberty Liberty what about the plan we're just abandoning that no we're making a detour to save my sister she has superpowers you know that if you listening nothing huh okay we haven't even told them everything yet we're keep way too many we need to do something to clear our head how about smoking reefer nope playing music oh Quick Time Event Quick Time Event I think press a to start YX Y X [Music] Y YX y y x [Music] a uh what am I supposed to do oh here we go we got another part YX y x x y x y x o x hey look at that dude I might actually be good at playing video games after all if I don't say so myself oh we're starting with x this time it's getting crazy X he he he X Y damn she's struggling x a hey hey come on we can be a little harder than this come on now I can handle a little harder than this oh [Music] boy all right one more one more we got this we got this w y x y oh y oh missed that one oh boom hey he oh okay okay okay okay okay we're getting a little faster X oh oh come on that one was that was there we go there we go there we go we did it easy dub easy dub oh she came up with the song that's and all the memes making fun of this games talking about where the new xyb uh feel I press some buttons what am I supposed to feel well that's what we're here to find out it's mostly about those electrodes not so much the buttons so what are the electrodes telling you I don't know yet we'll have to run this data through the okay I deserve that look I'll tell you more once You' studied the screen and pushed one of the buttons okay oh oh I see the same symbol I'm pushing it again a yoink and we've talked about the Proto language before how it helps you vocalize I'm gaining insight into how your vocals work how your superpowers why you just call them superpowers why you got to call them vocals you got call vocals you make your so intrusive it is intrusive it is brutal and and that's what makes it so incredibly fascinating what's even more fascinating is is how every anomal has access to different protol language stems giving them you different abilities we know that's because of the broadcast but but we have no idea why it only happened to a a tiny percentage of those who were exposed exposed what ever do you know of any anomal who's learned new vocals uh before we continue could you make another selection we're I hit the button new vocals you mean post broadcast I don't think that's possible according to our research it is it is when I was why fing I had a device that let me record Echoes and mess around with the recordings until I played This Strange you can make your own super power voal it's how I learn to block and Trigger people that's but that's how I learn to block and Trigger people a Twitter story this device would be extremely valuable I don't have it but I might be able to get it Pax if it works the way you describe it Nova Scotia would pay a fortune for isn't it just a tape recorder I'm glad you trust me enough to tell me I really got to keep clicking these buttons parate in these tests I came for the money and stayed for the company how much we getting paid to do this oh oh oh we got a glitch PX um oh it's walking away after we're done it's walking away go out for a drink or um like a bet are you okay oh we about to pass out pack oh what the hell is that what that's kind of cool I kind of want one you I get one of those from my house oh oh it's going to face hug us it's going to face hug us oh we tripping we big tripping now ooh oh we have lost it we have lost it ooh damn there are more of you we about to fight get swacked oh I missed oh oh oh God damn oh these controls are very awkward bro come on I'm an expert at WWE 2K I know how to do this oh yeah oh heavy attack oh nope it was rigged the game was rigged from the start oh oh no this is good oh we're doing good never mind I knew exactly what I was doing you see that's my ult right there oh you good where already at oh back to sleep yep back to sleep pacifical border 2 miles from the American Republic I'm sure the cops think it was just an accident yeah oh that was a self-driving truck no way they're blaming US border patrol check oh oh is this the scene I can use for the clickbait where yes yes is it is this the scene automated border control normal procedure normal procedure uh-oh we're cooked uh we are cooked guys guys is that oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you might want to uh Drive we're still being scared [ __ ] that let's just go gate won't open until the scan's complete as long as the vehicle ID isn't flagged in the system it should let us through make it past the gate won't they catch up with us they have for us real quick what's the problem now get off the bus oh [ __ ] that's it don't worry we're just going to play a little song for you at least no one's paying to hear us huh how bad can it be I regret every choice that led me here so I'm guessing we actually do know how to play music though we practiced I scribbled down some lyrics for that tune we jammed on last week what the [ __ ] does that even mean I hope they don't hear us talking right now just follow my lead guys here we go this The Banger of the century right here take a listen the dust born oh yeah all right here we go this the best song right here you've never heard a better song ever let's see if I can play oh God there's two at once oh [ __ ] oh oh oh oh oh oh oh God a lot of A's lot of A's oh [ __ ] oh oh oh god oh the song's making me break my concentration so bad oh god oh [ __ ] oh my God oh [ __ ] oh oh I [ __ ] up the Y oh [ __ ] we're going to get we're going to get caught oh I [ __ ] up oh I'm messing up the long notes we are so cooked we're done we are so done oh okay okay uh okay oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we're cooked behind we are so cooked okay I will do give this to the game's credit uh playing this game it makes it really hard to focus on what they're saying so it's not um it's not it's not that painful to listen to because yeah this is this is actually kind of difficult oh [ __ ] or maybe I'm just bad maybe I'm just bad at games but I am struggling I'm having such a hard time oh god oh [ __ ] uh there oh [ __ ] oh oh oh oh I did not play a lot of uh Guitar Hero when I was a kid I'll be straight up there we oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] did we do good enough to not get caught that wasn't terrible I guess we usually warm up before each you've caught us by surprise well okay I'm going to end it off there I played this game for a little over an hour 10 minutes uh [Music] there's been a good bit of cringe I might play a little more give it give a little bit of a shot seeing is how uh basically all I saw was that little clip of that uh song we just played um yeah see yall in the next video [Music]