EVIL MEN: Jim Morrison with Sam Burns | E:150

[Music] evil evil Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of [Music] e man [Music] and someone call an ambulance this man was so hot that he blew his brains out finally some respite from the heat well um you can still talk for three minutes after you blow your brains out is that true yes is that you see it on TV scientists have filmed it and I've watched it yeah wow also if you drown you can still hear and sing uh for three minutes I I think oh sort of a mermaid if you drown you can sing to Poseidon for three minutes and if he if your voice is pleasing to his ear he'll Grant You a New Life under the sea he's kind of like Simon Cowell he'll show you his stem not the whole thing just this top of his stem the root the root of all evil well speaking of Poseidon and the god of the oceans we have a guest this week don't we fellas we really do we actually do this is kind of cool hello hello um our guest is Sam Burns who's a hilarious comedian here in Toronto and we're really excited to have him that hurt Oh no you're okay oh sorry uh yeah thanks for having me guys big fan big fan of the Pod yeah Sam is super funny and your podcast uh with Kyle is really good you've been on it that's a great episode and uh man we drank coffees and laugh and great time little dogs running around oh yeah this is kind of interesting too I didn't notice on the far side of the table over there two guys with mustaches and on our side two guys with a beard and kind of a beard Mike has almost coming a beard coming in Mike's would be a beard soon if he left it summer beard I'm going summer beard this summer uh keep your eyes open you're growing your hair long and growing a beard for summer yeah to keep the lower Yukon beard to keep the lower part of my body cool I keep the top hot but I think we're burying one of the leads here cuz Sam not only do you have a podcast to know how to do standup comedy you're about to release actually the day this episode comes out your your debut special is out tell us about it it is out it is called element op it is a standup special that I produced I paid for the whole thing uh shot it and uh at the Spina theater uh back in November and a bunch of uh terrible annoying crap happened uh in the process of it the audio getting all screwed up uh Apocalypse Now or something like it was digital Apocalypse Now did you have a heart attack likea did I did I blocked out I punched a mirror theor yeah that was [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I [ __ ] upost million of your own money 20 million you dude are you [ __ ] kidding me dud in the I'm excited to see this oh Bruno jumped on the table why does he do that every time anytime someone mentions 20 million bucks Bruno tries to catch it gold digger Bruno's addicted to four boys can't help himself so you did like a GoFundMe for like 20 years yeah it did still a million a year is pretty good I know mil a year got some help from the fam and you're what about around 30 yeah 30 31 wow from 10 years old that's yeah that's some good foresight you had at 10 yeah yeah and I mean both my parents are they own uh Walmart so oh nice helped a little bit my parents own CAD berries Mike's Coca-Cola James what's yours again mine is um an HDMI cable company wouldn't know the name it is very lucrative very cool and we're not nepo that's what I like we decided to go down this way I I changed my last name and I Grassroots Started From The Bottom you did so Sam when a comedian releases a special there's so many things to focus on but the most important thing that I'm the most the thing all the listeners want to hear about how did you decide how to do the color grading on on your standup comedy special oh well I saw a couple YouTube videos uh I just gave that to a guy some some random my my friend Bob Hobbs he directed the uh the thing Bob Hobs Bob Hobs from Barry Barry boy Barry onario Bob Sam you're from Barry Ontario couple hours north of Toronto yes your buddy Bob Hobbs was this close to being called hob Bobs HBY Bobs I remember you telling me about you went back to your hometown and like you it might be not a good story but you were like you're bumping into guys at Barry guys in nightclubs in Barry and they're just like small town hoser types who don't seem that nice or cool scary very scary yeah I I was actually uh well it's not that funny but my friend's uh brother passed away so we went to uh the funeral in Barry and uh I'm laughing I'm not kidding guys started tailgating it was like 10:00 in the morning and and there's a guy bunch of guys from my high school and they're all standing around one of them has a backpack and he's like I got a couple beers in my bag if you guys want to crack into them they're like [ __ ] yeah and they just start drinking the guys like raas over there and I was like guys this is like like tailgating a funeral and they're like yeah [ __ ] what [ __ ] K Town would have wanted this he would have wanted us to be dumb lung heads for Life how did you not turn out scary bar I got out at 18 I honestly think that I would have it would have gone South because all my friends they're good now but most of them have DUIs like struggled with some sort of addiction thing but they're all good now but I'm like I not to sound cheesy I honestly don't if I didn't find comedy I don't know I honestly just don't know on your fifth DUI I could be on it right nowz yeah I did have a a friend who got a DUI by passing out in his truck dur in the Drive-Thru of Burger King really yeah shout out to that friend I don't know if he listens but it's a wild Aon EES no just kidding well he seems like a cool guy into Indie culture cuz he didn't it didn't happen at of McDonald's he went to like a cool obscure restaurant yeah he went to yeah well Burger King is produced by on SST records I know um but yeah I was going to say uh are your friends that are you know they they had their troubles in Barry growing up and but they're like you said they're moving on to better things now are they proud of you for what you're doing here in Toronto they are they really are yeah no they're very they're they're huge supporters of all this and uh I was the first guy to move and uh and you might be the first guest we make cry like Barbara Walter style oh that would be awesome yeah tell us your trauma you could say yeah they're pretty proud uh you remind me of a young Frank Sinatra who's bursting out of Hoboken New Jersey moves to the big city New York uh becomes internationally celebrated and the people of Hoboken are they're always proud of their yes they call me Old Blue Eyes back in Barry as well eyes the mafia is helping your as well the what the Mafia the mafia is helping your career as well yeah my parents work for Walmart so yeah Walmart Mafia there's some ties there yeah yeah can't really get into speaking of drive-throughs I know someone who drunkenly walked through a drive-thru late at night and got arrested he get arrested for that arrested yeah I don't I don't remember the specific details I think because it was like sir you can't walk through here and I'm a [ __ ] car beep beep officer yeah beep beep give me my fries that's what he's saying is if like is there a a law it's like only cars can go through this Lane I guess it's dangerous we need a lawyer to get to the bottom of it you don't see a car inside all right it makes sense yeah I I didn't know that was I feel like in Barry we did that once but there was like four of us and then they gave us food did you Did you sort of join together and sort of form a human car to like to trick the yeah for could actually trick we're in Wonder Woman's car wait there's four okay but it would be hard to walk in a squat like you're sitting one of your friends is pretending to hide in the trunk and uh don't no need to look in the trunk someone squirt gas in my mouth quick I would love it if like yeah four guys are pretending to be a car and then a cop actually pulls them over and finds a dead body in the fake car truck what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] honestly yeah we didn't know genuinely don't know how that he got in there we don't even know that guy what the hell who are some other famous barion banites what's the word Barry Barry barites barites barites um I remember my high school had a guy come who played um he played with the Guess Who April Wine pretty good Studio musician nice he was on the tracks there's got to be some hockey players and lacrosse players and stuff like that there is a guy from Barry H I've had so many people tell me this like NHL fans there's a guy who's I think pretty good probably like 100 from Barry yeah all of Eric lindross yes all of the Florida Panthers yeah the whole team all barites and I'm sure they're all great guys back in bar Barry Bonds yeah Barry Bonds is from Barry Ontario well I went to high school in oshaa Ontario and aswa is like the same as every other small town in Ontario but aswa had this like rivalry with the town Whitby were right beside Oshawa and they were like Whit thinks they're so great and people in Whit were like Osa or scum were a higher class did Barry have a rival with another also meaningless city or town um there's a rivalry in the town there was like a North vers South hated other high schools in the fam God we went to this one high school party and uh they hated us we hated them and then my buddies there kind of guys were they' do like they drink some cold shots and like let's let's get into a [ __ ] fight tonight let's just [ __ ] and so we go in and then my friend started chanting BNC buryed North collegia BNC BNC and then it ended up in a huge brawl and I remember Bob Hobbs guy who directed this nice shout out I was he was screaming at everyone being like you guys are all losers East View or whatever and a guy knocked him out and then I picked him back up and then another guy walked by and knocked him out and I kept like picking them up and different guys were coming oh my God as I was walking them down the driveway have you been in a fight like yourself or was that I've been in like bigles and I'm always the Peacekeeper I'm always all right stop y yeah and then actually I had a I had a lady uh this is you beat a no no no I was hit by a lady though oh very chivalrous thank you I took the I took the blow yeah uh I was I was visiting this was actually I just moved to Toronto this is my first visit back did you put your jacket down on a puddle so she could step on it and then hit you yes and she thought that was rude for some reason I don't know why what the hell but I uh I came back and it was like Thanksgiving or something and uh I went downtown drinking with my friends and I was thinking to myself you know Berry's not bad you know maybe I just had to leave for a bit and miss it you know and then uh there was these two guys that got into a fight and they went down an Alleyway and they we made like a horseshoe around them so I was split up for my friends and I was next to this guy who I didn't know and this lady comes out she's like 60 years old cheetah dress Aroda oh awesome Monroe Pier say and she's like that the lip is a Monroe piercing I never knew that like cuz it looks like the oh you didn't know that color Monroe oh God a ber special snake bites all that uh but she comes out and she's like get out of my Alleyway get the [ __ ] out of here and then the guy beside me who I didn't know he calls her a fat [ __ ] oh hey fat [ __ ] and everyone goes oh and she looks at me and she's like you want to say that again and I was like oh no no no that wasn't me she comes up punches me in the face my glasses fly off I start bleeding no everyone's laughing and running around and then I was just like you know kind of lost my cool I just went you're crazy I didn't do that you're crazy you could have been like well I didn't say it before but now I kind of think you are a fat [ __ ] yeah it was terrible and then a cop showed up and I told the cop that that lady hit me and uh he said am I going to have to get you an ambulance no made fun of you yeah I'm going to have to get you an ambulance you guys we might need an ambulance for this kid yeah you should have you should have you what I would have done while he's he's making fun of me uh and getting Applause and laughs from the crowd you quickly just reach for his gun shoot him in the head that would be awesome that's a power move right there go oh do you need an ambulance yeah get an ambulance for your head now [ __ ] yeah where's the fat [ __ ] where is she and then you become the Crime Boss of Barry saw he become mayor I think wow yeah God that's a crazy story I can't believe the Cop made fun of you yeah and then I went up to the guy which maybe I shouldn't have but I don't know I was like hey man what you said got me punched in the face and he took his shirt off and was just like like all right you really want to do this all right I didn't want to eat drama tonight but let's go I was like no I just want I just want an apology and then he tried to fight me and then I uh I walked home I I yelled at all my friends too cuz they didn't have my back it was a whole thing we was this OD and then you moved to Toronto yeah next day yeah I was in Toronto yeah yeah wow geeez yeah and so far so good huh wow well we're going to go out and cause some [ __ ] after this you can come if you want sure sounds good it's actually it's completely out of my system now getting in trouble like when I first moved to Toronto I was like definitely the Rowdy one Ben stagger like the he was like the first guy I met cuz we went to school together and I remember him and I went out drinking one night and he played uh ding-dong ditch like that was like what's dingdong ditch ring the doorbell and you run away right classic just like a nice game I think it might have been Ben's idea and how old were you guys I grew up it was called Niki n doors you're Nikki n doors Chris Nicki Nicki n doors sounds really lame dingdong ditch actually sounds badass it sounds hard as [ __ ] I agree ding it's got a ring to n n that's that's what they called it in asosa as well Nicki Nicki n n Nicki ding wow so you so you the the small town hoser you know element from your past you brought it a little bit to to Toronto when you first moved here yeah well here's the shift though is because I was Ben or someone we were with they're like let's play ding-dong dish I went oh perfect let's do it and we went up and from Barry what we do is you ring the doorbell and before you run away you trash everything on their patio so it was Christmas time they had a big Santa Claus and I sent my foot through it and the thing exploded I remember Ben being like what are you doing I was like is this not ding-dong ditch it was a culture show he taught you how to do kitchen or waterl D you went too far went too far C down teach Barry how to be more civilized I think I think if I did see a 20-year-old kicking my Santa on my uh porch in at night i' think I'd hit them with a baseball bat yeah or a car or a car it's pretty terrible get a gun shoot them in the head you were young and you were making mistakes I know and that's and then I got out of my system I'm good now and I feel I don't know I don't see my want everyone shot in the head yeah what's that about well just some cops and uh landlords bad kids well no bad kids and and some cop in landlords well it depends on I mean sure some landlords most landlords what about a shoot to the knee what about that or is it got to be send them a message shots to the knee were big in '90s movies what the [ __ ] it would actually be so awesome if M totally added character got super into guns you go down to the range all the time I would weirdly love it but you just like the models like you're just into that like my family hon you don't have aingle and you have no children honestly this world would probably be a better place if Mike was allowed to go around shooting people in the head it would be it would be better you get one a year or something like that Mike a day yeah I'd be like I love it but like you don't stop in Toronto like you go all over the world all over Southern Ontario so you just be like a h man yeah Mike in you be like the ican what's that guy's name the Hitman oh I don't know oh well he should be a topic we'll do it the Iceman Mike Mike has his own sort of Batmobile but maybe it's I don't know what it is a limousine or something and he drives around and mik mobile bobile and I don't drive very often so I'm nervous to drive it it's full of very powerful guns it's super hard to park no speed bumps they like oh it's a one way try to it's impossible to drive around this city going to take the subway subway with a car honks at you and you get out and shoot them in oh yeah oh but then you'd be so Zen so calm just I killed about eight guys today feel good yeah I I love this idea Mike The Punisher uh gunman I'll never go to therapy but I'll shoot thousands of people in the head I saw a guy at the dentist office the other day filling out a form and he was wearing a Punisher shirt I was like seemed like a very in like a guy getting his cavi fi wearing a Punisher shirt it's very funny because he's probably going like can't yeah like I swear I I floss sir your mouth is bleeding I'm wearing a Punisher shirt yeah cool cuz he thinks blood's cool cuz of the Punisher Comics can you get a blood give me a bit of blood on my shirt please yeah um I wonder if the Punisher flosses his skulls teeth what's the punisher's thing I was just going to ask that he's just a guy who wants to Vietnam vet with like D and his some Mafia murdered his family family in Central Park and then oh what yeah yeah yeah I know and so he goes Mur him somewhere a bit more like murdery not yes and Aly like Batman's parents not in the park for God's or the alley in Barry yes where the lady lives FB was yeah exactly that your story is Like An Origin story for a superhero that you got punched in the face dude by a lady made fun of by the cops lady man and you you're you drive around in an ambulance cheetah print skirt and you have you flick your glasses at villains and they die but the villains are all teens boys teens and mean cops yes yeah I like oh here comes lady man stand back he's about to cry Legend has it he was punched by a lady by accident he didn't say the thing I didn't say it I swear at night you're you're dressed like her howling at the moon that's lady man let's get the [ __ ] out of here oh [ __ ] no we don't want no problems this is my Alleyway and then I pass it on then who I punch a kid with glasses and then just keeps going yeah like how uh werewolves wwoles and and meet my sidekick lady boy oh hey come up with a new name for that yeah it's like a SP my sidekick Tha lady Bo I didn't think that name through lady man and Ty lady boy walking around s telling people yes you did say the thing punching them I'm not fat [Laughter] either all of berries dressed like her punching each other well you got some something to talk about in your next special now yes yeah this is great this whole story well honestly I think that we should release this episode as your next special and then also uh Mike James and I get uh Sound Exchange uh residuals yes oh that'd be good sounds good sounds good split it four ways sounds perfect yeah sounds great is there any way to put each episode on sound I just had that thought and then we we make so much money yeah damn it um but don't uh don't let that Sound Exchange uh residual money thing get out cuz then everyone will record an album yes wouldn't want that to happen happen oh man the amount of uh YouTube specials too oh yeah just the variety people say people say it's a standup boom and then and it seems quite true seems like every single person is a stand-up boom yeah yeah there is there is everybody's got their own unique take on having uh mental illness I love that it's an entrylevel job uh comedy and anyone can kind of do it yeah doing standup comedy Now is like working in a mail room yeah it's like mail room uh guys in media companies or whatever never like incorporate like they never made mail room man specials like the same thing you know yeah right yeah I mean if you just have a camera you can literally put out a special it's pretty well if you just have a pH fascinating you can literally do an interview where you say Hawk Tua oh my God we haven't even talked about HW Tua girl I just saw HW Tua girl they did this um oh what's the it's like a they go to her hometown and you meet grandparents she has like a documentary about they met her grandparents yeah and they're like well the Grandma's like I just hope she stays around so I can see her while I'm still here something like that yeah why you make it it's like a heartfelt documentary she's like I never thought my life would change like this you know it's about spitting on a [ __ ] while you suck it did the whole town get together that's how desperate America is now for like light-hearted fun did she spit on the mayor's dick and then go huh it's the thing I said I I taught her how to spit on a [ __ ] sucking well it's a Tennessee we really know how to spit on [ __ ] it's a tradition I saw a funny reply on Twitter because someone was like do men really want this and one guy wrote we want the Tua not necessarily the H you know want a bunch of green SL oh God no no no you know what I'm going to just come out and true like why do you do the like I'm just going to come out and uh be reveal something about myself I don't want a hawk Tua or even a tua on my wi I don't I don't I'm not interested you Sam a tua it it would definitely be a shock it'd be like a whoa okay just spit on my [ __ ] dick I want I want a girl to I want a girl to the I would push them off with my feet E I want a dry one I want a girl too um I did have the driest one one time we both were really ston oh no that was a very very long time ago with a in University I'm so embarrassed I brought that up what would you guys do if a girl was standing over your you know what and then she put her thumb over one nostril and then a big snot on your rocket on your you know what what my stepdad does in like the kitchen sink yeah yeah that' be good yeah that it's a it's it's sexy a VI erotic I'm going to [ __ ] P you want a girl to barf on your dick oh dear God that's another thing too like gagging is popular on porn I hate it it makes me so mad yeah it's it's it's uh just too much it's a little much it's and they look it looks painful for teen boys who haven't been intimate yet it's it's I'm guarantee it's breaking their brain 100% I don't think it's good I don't think it's good that that uh that that anyone can watch that stuff oo and it's just you can I mean I guess people have the prental blockers on their computers right back in my day they called it Net Nanny Net Nanny for real Net Nanny passed away recently no she's got a HW to if you really though Bruno knocked over a thing off the table if you I if I really had a teenager though I feel like I would be really like you can't look at a computer yeah or something like I don't know it feels not good I wish if there's any teens listening to this now and I know it's gross to talk about um but there was a teen at our or my mom brought a teen to our live show recently she's on our Discord they loved it awesome so I just want to say to anybody listening back in our day BJs were romantic got some candles lit yeah there were candles right by it right by it to compare a rose in it champagne po you poured champagne on it yes you would dip it into Mero it's true porn makes sex seem like a skateboard trick or something but it's not it's you know making it's a marathon well yeah kinds like wrestling yeah like WWE it's it's pretty uh these days porn is more like they make BJs seem like you know torture in like a third world prison like I have the codes all right yeah fine I'll tell you stop hot toing all over my dick well I feel like it might be going in the other direction right now oh I want romance back to the BJ well isn't there this whole uh bring it back start romance back to the BJ that be a Million Man March uh of men who protest or fed up with the unromantic so what do you mean DJ portrayal like the people have spoken it is too rough well isn't there kind of the the no nut guys isn't there like it's kind of like a business bro thing where it's like I don't like that's different it is different the only guys are still in my opinion not even close to being romantic well I don't think they see women as a human some of them I think a few of them yes yeah I think those guys are a little I don't know someone's going to spit on my dick it's going to be my boys no one's touching my dick until I die oh like a nobleman oh had this memory come back like a couple months ago I was in Ottawa someone touch your dick well yeah a man HW to it I was on the street and it was in my jeans I Hawk to it myself uh hey man I saw uh a guy I was with Kyle who I do the podcast with so just a quick aside I I love Kyle you guys are so funny Kyle's so funny when I met him a long time ago maybe even before I think before he even moved here maybe it was out in BC but I've always been calling him Kyle Patton yep since I met him but a year or so ago someone said Kyle Paton oh and that [ __ ] me up what and so now I don't say his last name because I'm like you had it right pen yeah yeah yeah yeah who the [ __ ] said Paton Paton I know who did say that I don't know I'm trying to remember but it [ __ ] me up okay so Kyle was it thirst Howell III from Gilligan's Island Kyle Paton Paton really classes them up a bit though no we were just at we were at a at a bar and there is a it kind of like a night Clubby Vibe and I don't know we were just like having some drinks and we saw these two like I don't know college kids Y and we were just talking I'm like oh yeah some ladies tonight and both of them pulled out uh what do you call it the cross on the beads and all that Rosary Rosary Michael and I have those both them pulled out rosaries at this like nightclub and they're like no no I'm like you're what are you doing here I was like just trying to socialize you know no drinks nothing just came out to hear some music some good Catholic Boys music going nothing for me thanks do you love the blood of Christ I do be to the father not even allowed to dance we shouldn't be here we're good all right great intro Sam so before we get to this week's topic just wanted to let you know listener that we have a patreon account that you can find at patreon.com evilman sign up you get two bonus episodes a month we're going to do an episode with Sam and you get to join our Discord ORD um check it out it's really cool also maybe if you don't mind you could review us or rate US Ridley we have a slightly low rating on Spotify I don't know why rate and pill so please get on Spotify and give us a five um and really that's it but thank you for listening and thank you for being on our patreon we really appreciate it and thank you uh to James hardip for letting us record in his house uh today oh condo you're welcome James har Net's condo got something for everyone yeah thanks for that actually pretty nice anyway now Sam yo Sammy B what up baby Mr Birds oh yeah oh my God Simpsons and my middle name is Montgomery no y that's not true that's 100% true holy [ __ ] were you born post Simpsons debut I was born 93 so your parents knew what they were doing maybe they kind of knew people were being like what did you name your baby after Mr Burns and they're like no Smithers Smithers no it's what my mom it's my grandma's okay maiden name real name fair enough yeah so yeah go I have a middle name Bartholomew really so we've got a Simpsons connection whoa and today's uh subject is not too different from bar Simpson actually oh my fullone name actually is Chris Hank aeria Sam you chose the topic this week who did you choose I chose the one the only Mr Jim Morrison the Lizard King yes come on I have no idea why he's called The Lizard King and I'm excited to learn mhm well we were talking and um the reason I chose him you didn't tell me you guys were talking I think we should put a light on you know what you can check it it looks pretty good the video I guess we got the light from the yeah but I can I can I'll double check so sorry it's just getting darker and darker okay you guys were talking okay uh yeah we were talking and I didn't know who to choose and then uh the I was camping while we were talking and a door song came on and I thought 1960s rocker what he's probably got some stuff what song was it it was the riters on the Storm yes they're Jazz Rock classic yes there's a killer on the road his brain is squirming like a toad oh [Laughter] well all right okay I would sorry Sor sorry everybody keep this in sorry everybody the [ __ ] so yes Sam when I got your message about Jim Morrison I was over the moon I I pumped my fist and I went yes Sam has nailed it um so yeah we're gonna do Jim Morrison shall we get started on the life of Jim let's go Mike I'm always excited when Mike digs into something uh so James Douglas Morrison better known as Jim Morrison or the Lizard King as you said Sam or also lizo was an American songwriter and poet who was the lead vocalist and primary Lyricist of the American rock band The Doors right hello I love you touch me come on baby Light My Fire like my fire rides in the storm LA Woman all so many hits so many hits Str when you're strange um Jim Morrison this was interesting I didn't know this he was born uh in 1943 in Melbourne Florida he's a Florida man wow I wonder if he was a um Miami Heat supporter well all so many d songs mention the Miami Dolphins as well so yeah yeah that's why Dan Marino yeah uh his his mother was named Clara and his father was an army man he was Lieutenant George Steven Morrison a future rear Admiral in the United States Navy and um in 1964 I thought this was interesting Jim Morrison's father was commanding US Naval forces uh off the coast of Vietnam during an incident called the Gulf of tonin incident which was the Catalyst for the Vietnam War basically wow it was these Americans were doing these like secret uh amphibious operations and the North Vietnamese fired on them and then things escalated and the US used this as a pretext to like for to to uh declare war on Vietnam so his father was right there in the action Mr Jim Morrison's father nice Isn't that cool um he was doing amphibious actions and he gave birth to the Lizard King yeah oh my God most men don't even do one of those things in their life uh he had uh a younger I don't think I don't know if a lizard is amphibious right can they frogs are frogs are is a lizard because they they live in the desert they probably can't survive in the water I don't know I don't know either God right in the comments producer Jamie can you look that up for us Jim had sister named an and a younger brother named Andrew uh now he Jim Morrison and his his siblings they grew up as Army brats right Jim his father was in the Navy so those Bratz dolls with the big eyes the big butts and they're so sexy Army Bratz with a zed salatti bobie call it so the Morrison Jim morson had a big butt and they uh the family LED like yeah that typical military semi nomadic existence and his brother Andy said that his parents uh didn't use corporal punishment so they never spanked the kids but instead uh his father used uh military discipline something known as dressing down where he would yell and berate his children until they're reduced to tears as a form of punishment and so and discipline call his child like maggot and stuff basically yeah Full Metal Jacket style like that basically yeah it's like you're never going to be the Lizard King you're never going to die at 27 in Paris you make me want to puke can you pick up your toy [Laughter] please um and this because of his father's you know very intense discipline and yelling at him all the time um once he moved away and went to college he basically broke off all contact with his family and never really talked to his parents again whoa wow wow yikes um broken home damn dude cold coldhearted you better not break off all contact with me when you move out of this [Laughter] house sir yes sir he had his fingers crossed behind his back if if anyone is watch this have you guys seen the Oliver Stone 1991 movie The Doors I've seen it like three times dude I've actually never seen it staring Val Kilmer as Jim anyway if you've seen that you'll know that this is like an incident that is dramatized in the movie so in 1947 there was this incident that Jim Morrison would always talk about as being this like moment of inspiration that like changed his life when he was like three years old he says his family were driving in the desert and they saw a car like the aftermath of a car accident in the desert and they saw some overturned trucks and a bunch of Native Americans indigenous people lying injured on the side of the road bleeding and dying and he described this incident as the most formative event of his life and he believed that the spirits of those indigenous people leapt into his soul and that he was quote like a sponge ready to sit there and ab absorb it so he believed that he possessed or like he inherited the spirits of these uh dying IND sounds like Scientology like thinking the thetans go into your body or what huh so this is maybe sign a that he's sort of dumb yeah dumb I wrote here though that this makes he was like sort of like Rachel dozal that's what I was thinking indigenous people yeah yeah he doal it right yeah right don't worry it's okay he does indigenous ghosts uh flew into my body he does seem like he'd be talking to a girl like you know I actually have indigenous Spirits in my body so yeah I saw about 30 of them dead on the highway oh and I ate them all up metaphorical their spirits that is they Spirits I ate their Spirits his family disputed his telling of the story though and and other members of the door said that yeah he always talked about this thing um but his brother was like uh or sorry his sister said that his version of the event is exaggerated and that he says we saw a dead Indian on the side of the road and I don't even know if that's true so he his brother and sister always say who are you going to believe us or some Dead Guy also he was three I don't remember anything when I was three oh if I was a dead person in my soul if I was a dead soul I wouldn't be like I'm going to go in this weird kid's body you wouldn't well maybe would you guys go you get a br brand new fresh life doesn't last that long but yeah it would actually be a ripoff you might as well have gone in a 50-year-old yeah as soon as he's like fat and Bloated near the end they're like ah [ __ ] A bunch of like indigenous ghosts arguing in their body I wanted to go you want to go now we're a shitty we have to find another baby I want to see the Oliver Stone film about those guys yeah we have to find another baby now you idiot it's like weird cartoon voice acting inside out but it's like the spirits inside Jim Morrison's body one of the spirits is like how how was I supposed to know the 60s were about to happen so Jim he grew up all over America he went to school in California Virginia Texas All Over America must have been a big guy he a big well he certainly got Joey when Jim Morrison sits around the house he really sits around the house also New Mexico thank you uh in 1957 Jim Morrison attended High School in alamaa California uh and in 59 his family returned to Virginia where he graduated high school um so when did he get the big beaded necklace Chris you're you're putting the the beads before the [Laughter] horse he he attended High School in uh Virginia and he maintained a grade average of 88 and tested in the top .1% with an IQ of 149 so he's a smart guy and that makes sense because a dumb guy couldn't have written these lyrics to Road House Blues you got a beep a Kucha Hong Kong Kong kadant you know that part in the song starts scatting going a be for hucha anyway smart guy so he's really SM L to it after yeah um reading about him I was like oh yeah he was just the most annoying sort of like uh Arty high school kid who ever lived because he loved like nii like the philosophy of nii and the apollonian and daian Duality that nii wrote about uh he loved uh French poet Rambo William S Burrows Jack kowak and the Beat writers and it says here and most of the French existentialist philosophers as a teen well I was thinking on the way here uh I think he's influenced a lot of douchy guys oh didn't you don't you think uh the the Canadian band the tea party I always thought Jeff Martin the lead singer was doing kind of a Jim Morris a little bit tiny interesting that guy must be from Barry no he's from Windsor Windsor OH Close met Metropol I'm the beaver King I can do anything my friend told me one time like I forget but they he saw this interview with him where um they were playing like little drums and stuff that someone brought back from like a tour like around the world and he's like my friend gave us these tools but they were like tiny little like wooden drums and stuff and you called them like ancient tools oh God that's the Tea Party Guys not apparently he would get mad if you asked him about Jim mors he'd be like [ __ ] off it's not like he would get very he was touchy about it because that was everyone's first question like do you like the doors anyway yeah it's like imagine the the the doors played outdoor uh patio gigs on Lake Simco sponsored by laat Blue so smokes pting oh sick smoke poutine presents the d tea party we're going to hear about Jim morson's first brush with the law so in 1962 remember this is a time before cell phones before YouTube uh he started attending Florida State University in Tallahassee and uh he was arrested on September 28th 1963 for disturbing the piece and Petty Larsen what happened is he got drunk at a home Florida State seol football game at uh the Stadium he started making fun of the team and the uh the fans and he got in trouble then he stole a policeman's helmet out of a car and an umbrella and then he got arrested wow very countercultural yeah this kid's trouble yeah he stole an umbrella rock and roll I mean I don't hate that yeah you're right it's fun really the only bad thing so far is the native Spirits yeah mhm so [Laughter] now no no I mean that he thinks he absorb them not the spirits themselves yes yes yes yes Mr Mojo Rising Mr Jim Morrison goes to La where he attends UCLA's film program uh and guess what he was profoundly impacted by studying the French surrealist playwright anonin arau and his ideas about theater and performance which in influenced his stagecraft now he uh he graduated with the theater from the theater uh arts department of UCLA's film school and he refused to attend the graduation ceremony he was like [ __ ] you and they uh they mailed his diploma to his mother and he was now living in Venice Beach it's sort of a beach bum he lived that's cool a Bohemian lifestyle in Venice Beach on it says the rooftop of a building so he just lived on a roof and he wrote the lyrics to some early Door songs like hello I love you on this roof and according to his fellow UCLA student Ray manzer who later became the organist in the doors also known as Kyle mcglaughlin from Twin Peaks right oh does he play him in the Oliver Stone movie yeah well rayman's Eric said that while Jim was living on the roof he lived on canned beans and LSD for a few months wow was he both will [ __ ] you up yeah so he didn't grow up like rich I guess hey CU his dad was in the Army just a military family right okay cuz he almost seems like a rich kid imagine Timothy liry got into uh canned beans instead open the whoa look at that farting Bean guy he's writing really groovy Tunes overweight people farting at like Grateful Dead concerts hello I love you won't you tell me some Timothy ly expression tune in and tune in eat beans tune out or whatever yeah tune in eat beans can't be out when you think of La in the 60s you think of yeah the beach the Sunset Strip people eating beans in the sun right on a hot [Laughter] [Music] roof now the beans destroy my ass Break On Through rooftop smells like [ __ ] I'll trade you these beans for some acid said Jack to the [Laughter] giant check this out Blue Angel whoa so while Jim is living on the roof and farting and writing songs uh he and Rayman Eric uh they decide to form a group and uh man Eric was impressed with Jim's poetic lyrics they then met the guitarist Robbie creger and drummer John denmore who joined they became the doors uh all three musicians except for Jim shared a interest in the Maharishi uh the yoga meditation practice at the time and they went to his sort of seminars everyone but Jim went to these yoga classes I guess he was too busy uh hanging out the roof and farting embarrassed you don't want to do yoga if you're full of beans F his spandex shorts had a hole where this butthole was hey uh I also want to say as a music lover for sure they were inspired by the seeds and question mark in the Mysterion I think so yeah like cuz they sound like a continuation of that a little more like refined and less like garage yeah yeah but uh that would have been happening yeah on the Sunset Strip um the name the doors uh famously was inspired by the title of aldus huxley's book The Doors of perception which is about unlocking the doors of perception through psychedelic drug use and uh beans they're definitely up their own ass a bit eh a little bit I mean he just comes across as the most like precocious and annoying like uh like the stuff you're mentioning though is not bad stuff it's not bad but it all the people who who like it including Jim Morrison have given it a bad reputation it's like the most annoying guy at a party like I actually read Beach poetry yeah it's kind of the birth of the douchebag right like the I guess now is like the the wonder wall guy who plays guitar at a party Wonder like this is kind of the beginning stages of that yeah he's the uh father of a million terrible hipster children uh let's talk about the Jim Morrison famous look those leather pants and the no shirt when he was young anyway um oh [ __ ] can you help me with this ruin I just ruined the leather do not light a fire near me oh my shirt blew Light My Fire right now my shirt blew off again from one of my huge ones I'm rip ripping ass today boys [Music] um Robbie ker and Ray maner claimed that Jim Morrison was inspired to wear leather pants by Marlin Brando uh from his role in the movie The Fugitive kind which I've never seen it's good and the uh the biography no one here Gets Out Alive says that I like everything that Jim Morrison likes up to this point so I really feel like you guys are hating on stuff that I on you yeah you hate me but un am I a hipster [ __ ] well you're wearing leather pants right now yeah and it's really hot yeah and I also want to not wear a shirt and have a giant Beed necklace I guess you are kind of paralleling Jim's life right now you also want to get so drunk you want to get so drunk that you do your your vocals for the podcast lying down on the ground yeah Chris did do an bonus episode lying on the couch that's true I'm a piece of [ __ ] you guys want dead no the uh biography no one here Gets Out Alive claims that Morrison uh put his look together he was drawn to the look and posture of Alexander the Great so to take that with a pinch of beans love so everything's like calculated I guess so he's putting together a look he's a uh you know he he wants to be an intellectual bit forced yeah yeah uh he got arrested again though can you believe it even though he was reading all these books uh his next arrest came uh three years later in 1966 he was taken and this one isn't isn't very funny he was taken into custody on charges of sexual assault so during a road trip with some classmates they actually busted him in the time it happened it's not like one of those rock singers were retroactively 30 years later people go you know what yeah no they didn't dig up his the corpse in chargeing with but you know what I mean like the stories didn't come out right right he got arrested actually was like being affected by his behavior then yeah he got arrested while so here's what happened it's weird story during a road trip with some of his classmates uh one of his friends named Phil oleno went missing hey what's it what's it de with Jim Morrison he Jim Morrison J brother J Jim Morrison joked that he had killed his friend and buried him in the desert and people are like what and the family were distressed and went to the police during the investigation into the missing friend it came to light that Jim Morrison had kissed a 14-year-old girl without her permission and he was arrested then the missing kid returned home and the charges were dropped so he but there was no conse there were no consequences if the missing kid returns home and the police see that he was not actually murdered and buried in the desert yeah then does the kiss on the 14-year-old girl still count does it get rever that go in reverse I guess yeah to the using cop logic how old was he I miss that that would have been 1966 he was born in the year of Our Lord 1943 so he was 23 well they say it's half your age plus seven so that's probably still a bit too young that is scary that a man like just and he's probably like you know I read a lot of philosophy oh yeah according to nii I'm supposed to do this I'm standing like this because that's how Alexander the Great stood the the girl described him to the police as a man in leather pants and farting he kept saying pull my finger come on baby uh no but it's awful what he did uh in June 1966 Jim Morrison and his group the doors were per performing at the legendary venue the whiskey Agogo in La um while Van Morrison's band them were playing and Van Morrison influenced Jim Morrison uh in terms of stagecraft and the way he you know took in energy and fed fed it back to the crowd they became friends makes you wonder what Jim Morrison might have been like if he was still alive to this day if he'd be like in the fallowing the shoes of his hero van Budd yeah mhm they could have released an album called the two Morrison they could have he could have released an album is going to jump on the table again he's showing off for you guys I wrote here imagine how stinky the whiskey of Goo was with both Jim and Van [Laughter] Morrison Well the leather pants to me in in California that's got to stink Let's do an KN out James I bet you when like Lenny Kravitz's leather pants Crotched burst open his penis was actually like happy to get a breath of fresh air yeah you actually could see the you could see the penis gasp you can see it go thank you yeah James can we do an act out I'll be Jim Morrison you be Van Morrison from Belfast okay hey van you got to check out this the these beans these American beans what do you think I've never had beans like this before in my life and seen um clip that in 1966 the doors released their first single Break On Through To The Other Side it only made 126 on the billboard sh single a but what was the other side God that's a great Point these uh be death oh [ __ ] well it wouldn't be too long till he broke on through to that side oh my God right now this is sad so we know about his uh Navy Papa so yeah Navy father his dad was not supportive of Jim's career choice and uh Jim's brother tells a story about one day bringing the door's debut album home to play it for his father and upon hearing the record their father wrote Jim Morrison a letter telling him quote to give up any idea of singing or any connection with a music group because of what I consider to be a complete lack of talent in this direction whoa a lot of a lot of our topics have really mean parents yeah yeah when I joined the army um that's how my sergeant T that's what they said to me too don't sing maggot let me hear an E minor flat I write you from a boat um Break On Through To What side in 1966 this I thought this was funny the doors played gigs uh at high schools they also played a huge gig they were the opening act in Queens New York for Simon and gar funcle the doors played to 13 ,000 indifferent Simon and Garfunkle fans with borrowed equipment and Rayman zerak describes this as their worst gig ever just a bunch of fanatical Simon and Garfunkle fans man I would love to be in the same room with Jim Morrison and Paul Simon the testosterone off off the charts they would look cute together they look like a little cartoon or something like that yeah hey Paul you should try wearing leather pants sometimes on stage I feel like some of girl guncle fans too probably kind a douch eh oh God back in the day for sure sure I just think of yeah like college boys wearing sweaters yeah like reading poet poetry in CAF cute and twe trying to like score young chicks that's the that's all it was and then they broke on through to the other side with Jimmy and then I think this is where the grit started to come out of men so they do Break On Through Sam in 1967 they signed to Electro records and their single Light My Fire spent 3 weeks at number one on the bill board shs they brought the grit with that classic keyboard sound yeah so badass and you guys know the story of uh their appearance on their one and only appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show which is Iconic it's dramatized in sort of incorrectly in the movie but uh Ed Sullivan's sensors asked them to change the lyrics of Light My Fire from girl we couldn't get much higher to girl we couldn't get much better and either Jim because Jim Morrison sang the lyrics as they were either he did it on purpose as a [ __ ] you or some people think that he was so anxious that he forgot and he was used to singing it the correct way either way they were banned from ever appearing on the show ever again W while in real life if you watch the real footage right after he sings it he goes like this he goes girl we couldn't get much higher oh god oh sorry Ed Ed oh my God Ed I'm so sorry they did another thing that upset Ed S when he was like you can't say those lyrics and also you can't eat beans on my show and they all ate beans oh [ __ ] hell yeah in the movie they really lean into it right where he like looks at the camera like girl we like but that didn't if if you watch their performance he just sings it normally right yeah the beans of perception Mike keep going I'm turning the air conditioning down farther because it's still too hot sorry feeling hot hot hot he had a really bad uh stage fright though right he did which is maybe why he he started drinking more and more uh he wasn't a natural performer at the beginning of their career I think meeting Van Morrison uh inspired him and then the more they gigged around the more popular they became he gained confidence because I was reading that he at their early gigs would sort of sing with his back to the crowd and right the band would be like come on Jim you can do it right right van he's still alive Van Morrison he is yeah yeah he was antivaxer yeah yeah oh yes yes I remember that I remember that so by the release of their second album Strange Days the doors now are now one of the most popular rock and roll combos in the US um and they're doing their original songs and and interesting cover versions of songs such as the Alabama Song by Bert old bre and Kurt v um and one of their longer experimental songs would be the end and the song Celebration of the lizard which was adapted from one of his poems that has the line I think it's in that song I Am The Lizard King I can do anything which is why he has the nickname Lizard King I've never heard that song Oh James you must about what's the point he just singing about a lizard there just some people celebrating it it's like his poetry was like mystical like based on like acid hallucinations all right a hippie dippy yeah yeah he's like the king of the hippie dippies lizard maybe his penis as well no oh well yeah could be the original version was I am the Dong King I could do anything and then they changed it I have to drain my Lizard King I am the penis King a bit on the nose I am the king of pissing so he guess guess who gets himself darn arrested again oh this guy darn it yeah is this when he yeah okay this is not the one maybe you're thinking of but uh this one happened in 1967 at a concert in New Haven Connecticut where Jim was arrested on stage um what happened was before the show backstage Jim morson was making out with a woman in the showers for some reason a cop was there and told him like stop you two stop that and Jim Morrison told the cop eat me like Bart Simpson would do holy crap I guess the cop's like just on my daily route yeah just check out the showers don't have a cow officer why is he kissing her in his shower wouldn't they be awfully stop that wet or stop that Lizard King stop that um so we told Lizard King you're under arrest hey hey you heard the song so he told this comp to eat he said eat me and the cop maced him whoa you know what let to be like you know to Jim Morrison's credit it does sound like America was pretty uptight at this time so maybe he maybe he was doing all right pushing some stuff I'm on his side for that one you're allowed to make out in a shower yeah I don't know guys I'm not on his side about forcibly kissing a 14-year-old with but the other stuff some of the you know what about chivalry you should be making out in a bedroom or a couch at worst Netflix and chill or dinner or [Laughter] a ni sa sash son sash spit on my wang in a sauna and it just sizzles away [Laughter] probably hello I love you won't you kiss in the shower so uh he got mace in the Goddamn face and then uh took the stage he told uh concert goers an obscenity filled version of what had just happened then the New Haven Police arrested him for indecency and public obscenity because you couldn't swear on stage I guess that was illegal uh the charges were later dropped but definitely see why people in the 60s yeah were like yeah he's a mman he made history as the first person the first rock star arrested on stage what for real yeah that's kind of cool too it's pretty badass I'm telling you it's not that bad yet the 14-year-old girl is [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah but he just kissed her so who knows the dumb context of his mind he's being a [ __ ] no no I'm fully not like I'm 98% not sure he's being a [ __ ] could have been on the forehead he could have thought it was his niece I don't your honor he was 98% against it me why would I go to prison dude you could go to [ __ ] jail for talking about Jim moris yes hypothetically oh my God it the 60s yes we need another Jim Morrison to loosen up these days and times well well said Peterson we got him yeah Joe Rogan Jordan Peterson Jordan Peterson is always getting in trouble for making out in the shower and cry I want to kiss you in ear so badly sir the showers are Jordan Peterson's tears sir are you eating beef in that shower put some ketchup on it no ketchup I'm sing it in the shower so a month later I'm not please can you I'm not stinking up for the that part I'm just kidding kid oh my God we know but you know what Chris this is going to blow your mind but counterculture is important yeah at this time absolutely that's all I'm saying man less about about a month after the shower incident Jim was arrested again Counter Culture and spirits entering your body when you're three Jim Wasim arrested again okay this is the one right the movie yet he was arrested a bunch Jesus Christ he was arrested about a month later for public drunkenness now he had been he had been come on he had been pretending to smoke a cigarette like a joint and security guards that's what I did when I was 14 at a concert became irate with his behavior he taunted the security and got a whack in the head he was arrested but also took his taunting to the police too he was taunting the cops he was then strip searched and thrown into a cell uh and uh he called his girlfriend or the a [ __ ] then his girlfriend paid bail let me guess was the prison called the house on taunting Hill it was my bad come on well he's also what 23 24 at this point a Taun he's doing the same kind of stuff you were doing n nck it says here it says here he was punch in the face by a woman in Barry ditch ditch dive dingdong dingdong ding dong ditch Ben stagger convinced Jim Morrison to stop behaving like this um Ben stagger went whoa Jim Mor crazy behavior so by 68 the doors they they're releasing their third studio album waiting for the sun uh around this time that's not the right is that the one PE frog no I think that's LA Woman no it's not it's not LA Woman anyway peace frog is actually a sick ass song and that song is about the native spirits that entered his body oh um around 68 about frogs just chilling around 68 already Morrison who had already been a heavy drinker started showing up for recording sessions visibly drunk now we got a problem he should try you should try damp January yes you did damp J I did damp January how's it different from dry you can still have like a drink here and there but you're just cutting it way back that's fun yeah with dinner yeah I a couple of week dry as none damp as some what's your regular called oh very very wet um H Tua what H Tua well Jim Morrison was doing soon life Jim Morrison was doing piss your pants every night January come on uh so yeah he's getting a little too drunk he's also frequently appearing live stoned Saturday or drunk and he's [ __ ] up the lyrics he's not giving a great performance he's annoying the other members of the band that'd be like if we showed up to one of our podcasts drunker Stone you don't do that sounds like Joe Biden doing a debate Break On Through To The oh come on you know what I mean you know what I mean you know that you know the day destroys the night um Koso the day destroys the we all live in a yellow submarine no that's Beetle oh sorry sorry growing up I was a beetle I was a beetle what get them off get them off the Beatles of perception yeah that's my favorite Beetle song man so I'm showing you guys a picture of a shape like Jim there with a nice head of here I would do that so I'm showing the fellas a picture of young Jim Morrison where he's very spelt he's looking famous photo I would say that's one of the most iconic photos of all time it just he's exuding rockar T square and that one yeah but by early 1969 formerly fit and sexy hot Jim Morrison he already started to gain weight he's growing a beard looking kind of rough he began dressing more casually wearing like bigger billowy clothing to sort of you know you're supposed to wait until you're 34 to do that Jim like I did it says he abandoned his tight leather pants for slacks jeans and t-shirts oh ugs Crocs and I have this picture here of I think so he he died at 27 and this famous picture of him with a beard and genuinely looks 48 he looks he looks old as old he looks as three's age he looks older way older than he's sitting at a table with bottles he's one eyes clothes one that one bottle is ketchup yeah that he's just drinking ketchup now goes with the beans yeah come on ketchup find those beans down there deep de you know the C TR finds the beans deep inside my gut my [Laughter] gut the doors find the beans kup be [Laughter] I actually love that song Jim has four words in it I actually love that song Sorry I'm Jim Morrison whenever I need to put ketchup in my beard it's always H's ketchup I'm taking a drink uh this whiskey tastes like tomatoes no that is ketchup someone put ketchup in my ketchup oh yeah hope your hungry Spirits in my body where eating we're eating loads tonight um the the spirits in my belly are doing a Ketchup [Laughter] Dance the celebration of the ketchup I'm supposed to let the ketchup rain down into the beans oh my God it's a really revolting image imagining beans in his stomach and ketchups work working its way down and the guy going they made it I'm picturing this all happening in Fran's Diner This is the End beautiful meal the end this is the end my friend I paid the bill am I good to go she put a smiling face on the bill she likes me do you think the waitress liked me father I want to drink ketchup mother yes [Laughter] [Music] son the Soft Parade the door's fourth album was released uh at this point oh that's the one that no one listens to they put a big like Symphony on it and stuff oh is that the one and horn section I got a dream to put some horn on the album but there's one hit from it and you can tell cuz it's got the big is it touch me come on come on come on come on now touch me baby yeah cuz that's horn section right the big hit I am not afraid yes the Soft Parade had uh touched me and that I guess was the big the big hit from it I'm going to that does sound a little different for doors it was a little big Bandy it's sounds like they went to go too big and then that's why they peeled scaled it back after one of their producers called him the rock and roll Bing Crosby because of his like cring voice and kind of that he he thought they had kind of like a light jazz kind of thing to that and he would beat his kids with a golf club I mean his beans beans he would stuff ketchup down his throat with a golf club to make sure it mixed with the beans I've lost I'm going to tell you some jerk Behavior Chris jerk Behavior Jim Morrison here we go so according to the doors guitarist Robbie creger he wrote in his Memoir set the Night On Fire living dying and playing guitar with the doors he said that during a visit to New York uh the band went up the Empire State Building in 1969 and as they entered the elevator Jim Morrison swiped all the buttons to every floor so that the elevator had to stop at every floor along the way I looked it up there are 102 floors parate buildings there were tourists in the elevator he was a crowded elevator got some brat in that is yeah very brat hey Charlie XCX brat we brat the original brat also Bart Simpson what would n do right what would the existentialist do uh here's the incident I think Chris you were you kept asking me about this is the the famous Miami incident so during this is one like I heard about in school growing up like Jor went on stage and jerked off so during a concert or he pissed on the crowd that was what I heard as well during a concert on March 1st 1969 in Miami a visibly drunk Jim Morrison attempted to spark a riot in the audience in part by screaming you want to see my [ __ ] and other obscenities as they took the stage uh he also he was accused of simulating masturbation during the performance and according to some witnesses he exposed his wooo so people are strange when you can see my [ __ ] you want to see my [ __ ] come on come on please you want to see my [ __ ] so um he uh six warrants were issued for his arrest by the Dade County public safety department for indecent exposure among other accusations uh a bunch of future concerts were cancelled uh so it affected the doors live uh schedule and this sort of there's a trial then or like he kept having to go to court for like a year um in 1970 did he wear a suit in court not a suit but he wore a wool jacket adorned with Indian designs oh it says I thought it was going to be a Kirkland hoodie or something yeah uh he was eventually sentenced to six months in prison and a $500 fine however uh he by paying a big b $50,000 Bond uh and he appealed he never had to serve time in jail I feel bad for the band I feel bad for those guys good point they'd be so annoying yeah yeah the notoriety definitely you know the big stage presence helped notoriety helped but then it's like we're actually dealing with a [ __ ] here do you think his partying and his actions are actually bigger than than the doors like it's I mean they were pretty I mean they're kind of the butt of a lot of musical jokes but they did have like a ton of hits like there's a song on the well the first album's like perfect in my opinion and there's a song near the end before the end you know that one that's like time to live time take it as it comes yeah that song's amazing take it easy may you know take it I don't know what either it's almost like a Proto Punk song in The Ron did a cover of it actually oh [ __ ] right um but yeah his I think he was also he influenced Iggy Pop who's like he did yes the best but maybe done some bad stuff but I think he was becoming sort of a distraction and getting his his Antics much in the way that Justin Timberlake's Antics are taking away from his music I see oh no this is going to ruin the tour um let's talk about his oh no talk about some of his relationships now he was he was known as quite a ladies man he was highly sought after by uh the rock and roll crowd he was hot yes he was can't take that away from him so he slept with uh lots of uh models musicians uh groupies and stuff uh many Jim more like MIM he had several serious relationships many casual ones uh MH some of the uh famous uh partners he had let me see here uh were I wrote them down the famous groupy Pamela dbar uh Nico from The Velvet Underground Grace Slick from Jefferson Airplane oh awesome as well and this was interesting and I was like hey cool for Jan Joplin uh he and Janice Joplin had a very short-lived I don't know if it was an affair relationship some sort of runin uh David Crosby tells a story about a house party where Jim Morrison treated Janice Joplin Cru cruy he was like pulling her hair or something and she reportedly HIIT him over the head with a bottle of whiskey and knocked him out and good for her good and then therefore or sorry thereafter referred to Morrison as quote that [ __ ] whenever his name came up great he yeah certainly nothing nothing seems super evil other than maybe kissing a 14-year-old but he just seems kind of like a jackass like jackass he's a self-absorbed aole yeah at the time do to boot it at the time of his death there were 37 paternity actions pending against him oh freaking hell that's not good got some babies man it's called a condom yeah look it up actually don't just look it up put it on ask your dad he was in the damn military uh he was known to become he was sort of like a Jael and hide figure when he drank people said he was very sweet and nice and funny and thoughtful when he was sober but when he drank he became an [ __ ] and very unbalanced and uh people didn't like to be around him in that state believe but then when he was 27 he sobered up forever goodbye says it like a baby so we're getting towards the end the decline of of Jim Morrison I've heard of recording to Jim I've never heard of decline of so the final albums after the Soft Parade the doors that they release Morrison Hotel not a hotel I'd be in a rush to stay in if you as me oh God that place would stink terrible service you got a free complimentary can of beans on your pillow the elevator stops at every floor every time you you hear a knock on the door and every time you look at the little pee pole you see his dick want to see do you see this yeah yeah you want to see my [ __ ] yes um they then in 1970 reconvened to record their what their final album with him LA Woman oh yeah I forgot they did one more right uh they did one at least without Jim Morrison yes oh good um were they yeah good call guys were they ever Jim Morrison and The Doors was that ever a thing or was it always just the doors I think it was just the door I think you're thinking of Iggy and the Stooges or stinging the police did they do that I think they did no I think they were just police the police maybe Greatest Hits albums later like that might be right okay okay okay um so their final concert with Jim Morrison this is sad they uh they had a disastrous December 12th 1970 concert in nans uh the rest of the band bailed on Morrison during the set due to his narcissistic between song tirades at one point he told a long rambling misogynistic joke about a blind man passing a fish market oh uh and the crowd booed and they were wrestless I I don't know visually impaired I don't know what the joke is but I know what the joke is course right I got you this is one of nii's favorite [Laughter] jokes so he's not doing well he's looking like [ __ ] uh by the time he died I read he was drinking two or three bottles of whiskey a day F dude along with beer and other like shots and other stuff so um not he's not exactly being Heart Smart MH the next section is called death are you guys ready yes okay so after recording LA Woman with the doors where apparently he recorded some of the vocals drunk lying down on the ground uh he decamped for Paris to visit his longtime girlfriend Pamela Corson who he'd been with throughout all of his his Dianes and Affairs and stuff they sort of had like a open-ish relationship so he went to Paris is that me Ryan oh did she play his main squeeze in the movie must be um he wrote letters to friends about his life in Paris where he'd go for long walks through the city exploring uh during the time he shaved his beard lost some weight that he had gained so maybe things were looking up he even telephoned John denmore from the band to ask how LA Woman was doing on the charts uh and it was good but then on July 3rd 1971 Jim Morrison was found dead in the bathtub of his apartment at 6: a.m. by his girlfriend Pamela Corson he was 27 years old now the official cause of death was uh listed his heart failure there was never an autopsy done on his body because it wasn't required by French law interesting well he he was drinking like three bottles of whiskey a day on top of shots of other things and beers and probably and smoking now and also I think it was Foul Play well you joke Chris but let me say this uh some people say including maryan faithful that his death was due to an accidental heroin overdose oh he's doing heroin too oh come on yes he needs to come down off all that whiskey and there is a Paris nightclub owner a club called Rock and Roll Circus nightclub claimed that he had found Morrison unconscious in the club's bathroom after a heroin overdose uh the night before he was found and his body was taken from the club by two of the drug dealers who gave him the heroin back to his apartment because there was never an autopsy no one knows if there was heroin in his body oh but the club owner claims that yes also if you have an addiction problem it's not funny no I hope you do not go Jim Morrison style don't die because of the tury circumstances under which he was found there are conspiracy theories about his death some people do think he was killed some people think there was a CIA plot to kill him of course they wanted to shut him up cuz that joke was bad well in 1983 a British journalist the CIA should take care of a lot of guys out there these days telling bad jokes really the blind man Fish Market request permission to uh terminate life of Morrison uh in 1983 a British journalist published an account that uh the CIA killed Jim Morrison as part of a plot to eliminate counterculture figures that actually seems plausible at that time especially the way um Nixon went hard on counterculture it was very blatantly he tried to get John Lenin out of America ni did yeah yeah the reason why all the drugs were like not even able to be studied for medical benefits like LSD uh psilocybin and all that stuff until the late 90s was because he just banned even medical experiments on drugs everything he wanted like yeah he was intense we should do now some of the other some of the other conspiracy theories about Jim Morrison's death say that he was killed by the French secret services or by a Zionist plot so I don't know no take your pick uh maybe it was all of them maybe it was none of them how did he [ __ ] uh [ __ ] piss off the Zionist I don't know just being an a-hole yeah he's done a lot he did a lot in 27 years he did more than I have yeah yeah I mean according to this his life was a fully well-rounded sounds good Mike isn't there a thing where handle things properly isn't there a thing where therapy well back to my home planet isn't there a thing where Jim Morrison Kirk Cobain and and Jimmy Hendricks all died at 27 that's the 27 club and Janice Joplin right Amy wein house Amy house yeah yeah Special People Brian Jones as if you don't die when you're 27 you're not special sorry guys there's a club for a reason how old was Jesus he was about at most 30 Jesus was 33 we're told but using today's technology he would be 27 well with today's face care he would have looked 27 and he parted yeah he drank a lot of wine also stank everyone stank back then guys come on come on and come on just before we end I'll just say that the uh yeah the Oliver Stone biopic from 1991 the doors uh the band and people who knew Jim Morrison hated it and uh didn't think it accurately represented Jim Morrison Ray manzer said uh quote it was ridiculous it was not about Jim Morrison it was about Jimbo Morrison the drunk God where was the sensitive poet and the funny guy the guy I knew was not on that screen I've heard that quote before too and it does make me kind of sad for the band you know they've had all these experiences together and I watched the movie a lot as a teen because you know when you're teen and that's when it came out like counterculture stuff was so exciting that's when you're eating it all up like those books that Jim Morrison read Etc yeah but yeah it was like super um Sensational clearly it was ridiculous it was big and so yeah I guess if the surviving members of the doors are go to a theater and watch it it's like pretty embarrassing yeah but uh it was a huge movie though and it gave their music like a whole when I was around 10 I remember there was the doors were really popular in the early 90s for sure yeah um so that's I was 13 or 14 I'm slightly younger I'm slightly older well that's the life of Jim Bravo Mike excellent very well done Mike you could have been a history Professor oh come on now you should you still could so good I'm gonna punch this in go to Ed think about it I'm gonna punch this in because I forgot to do it and and it will affect our scores so punch in when we were talking about his relationships uh let's go back to that moment uh Jim [ __ ] spent the majority of his life even though he was having all these Affairs and and uh flings with a woman named Pamela Corson uh she was described as Jim's other half and um despite their sort of they had a kind of rocky relationship but they were sort of like soulmates but here's something I found out that was didn't paint Mr Jim in a very nice light um there was a story that Jim Morrison one night F found out that Pamela had been doing heroin which he didn't approve of and that she'd been sleeping with her dealer and he locked her in a closet and set the closet on fire who that was in the movie right okay not uh not not so chalous this time yeah okay so there there that's one of the worst things I think on that list yeah not great yeah well is it time we get paid to visit from [Music] the eomer oh look at him he's wearing tight leather pants and he's got a big bushy beard and he's he's got three bottles of whiskey that he can't stop chugging oh eomer please think of your heart oh Jim so uh Sam if you uh you may know that the eomer is a machine we enter in evil scores on from zero to 10 y yep so who wants to go first on Mr Jimmy boy I can go first okay I'll do it m 1.2 more of a douche more of a douche more of a douche I mean I guess lighting your closet with your girlfriend and it is bad okay H 1.9 1.9.9 yeah 1.9 okay yeah I mean you know you're like you say you're comparing the guy to Hitler it's pretty different yeah I do think he's it's not his fault but he uh influenced a ton of douchebag guys so but I'm gonna go with a 2.5 okay 2.5 I like it yeah you're right just douche douche Rowdy guyh yeah I'm going to um everyone makes mistakes everyone locks someone in a closet lights it on fire every now and then the thing is is if you communicate after about what happened you know having an argument is to be able to argue well is an important part of a relationship and after you do that you just have to be able to talk it talk it out you know what never did it again you only did it once yes yes yes yeah he was going to do it again I'm gonna give Mr Jim Jim Jim Jim uh I'm gonna give him like a 5.5 I think locking someone in the closet lighting on fire kind of bad kind of bad yeah um pretty bad also uh yeah pulling Jan's hair even though she got she got one over him she busted a bottle on his head uh yes the the Legacy he left that influenced a lot of insufferable people usually young young men uh he should be punished for that um and he wrote uh I guess too much poetry I'm can give him 5.5 5.6 5.6 Fair very fair totally fair okay and I'm starting to remember guys that wanted to emulate him in uh like grade nine when that movie came out yeah it was bad there was a guy well he was dating my friend so he would like come over to all the parties and he loved Jim Morrison he was the worst guy and he would black out and he would play harmonica he'd pull it out a party and he would write his own poetry and it was about like we're dogs barking at the moon and oh God we all just had to sit there and our friend was you know we were like in high school but she's like oh my God he's brilliant where is he now do you know someone ran into him I think he's kind of the same guy wow from what I heard I don't know is this in Barry would he still be in Barry bar yeah right yeah so Sam oh boy yes you have a podcast you do with Kyle Patton Pat now I'm scared to say his name and you got a special coming out tell us about those uh the podcast is Battle the bands with Kyle and Sam uh it's with my friend Kyle we like very different uh genres of music and then we show each other band and we try to sell the other guy on it um it's very fun it's out every Sunday we have a great time and then the special is Elemental P it's on YouTube right now please check it out I I love it I'm very proud of it I really am I'm excited to see it I'm not I'm not yet yeah I couldn't make it for the recording but everybody I know that was there said it was like awesome and you killed it really fun it's uh and it looks amazing and yeah just I like the performance cuz you know sometimes you're like I don't know I was like and you had to sit and watch the edit you had to edit it yourself or I've watched it I think like 200 times wow funny to me anymore I just can't even I can't look at it anymore but well we'll put the links to the special and the podcast and your Social Media stuff in the show notes for this episode amazing well thanks for having me it's it's an honor I'm a huge F you for being here if you stick around and do a quick uh bonus with us that'd be awesome sure um before we go I'm just I'm my asset is starting to Peak right now do you guys mind if I share some poetry with you yeah um save it for the bonus got to go well thanks Sam that was another excellent episode of [Music]