"Shop Talk" Rabbit's Funny Stories (18+)

within 30 minutes I was seeing Jerry Garcia like bears were dancing around in Maggie Valley [Music] what's going on Guys Mother rabbits used cars the boys say hey Rob you always talk but you never sand or anything like that so we had to shoot another video so you get to watch me actually doing manual labor but we were talking earlier and I know I'm not saying in Kobe we were talking earlier what five next question was anyway we were um we were talking about crazy car show stuff so you got to think about it probably between the three of us thousands of car shows yes this week exactly a lot but we're talking about some of the crazy stuff we saw we got to talk and every guy you gotta think about it this is then we got talking about Kind of a Funny subjects we total of 10.99 to turn this camera off so we're talking about the crazy stuff you see at courses to keep in mind hold on a half hour then of course there's all over the place all three all of us have been right in the middle of that N/A you know probably what's the wildest genre of car show you've done many Trucking mini trucking for sure I'm with you on the mini truck guys how about you Kevin the Euro stuff uh you would go for this no I'm dead serious like not not just the bolt swinging stuff but just the euro in general that's you know your Audis your triumphs you're everything weirdos well exactly and that's a wide range of people I can feel us lose the subs as we speak they're always just defending to one group at a time weirdos no the reason I say mini trucks so we've done dub shows and they were wild they were fun um actually did a show with juvenile yeah it was old yeah juvenile is like a senior citizen more like it but but you know the back of the mini truck shows probably the drugs has ever been in my life was in a mini truck show with that guy um the one I carried you like so we were I think I carried you you might have carried me no no so Southeast mini Nats Maggie Valley North Carolina which is nice one of my favorite places in the world for me it could be we're actually talking about it the other day that I ain't fishing Hill being a lot like Maggie Valley for some reason I just hate Maggie now I mean there is nothing to do there and it's hot it's getting better from what it is it's getting a lot better over here Maggie Valley no so so but anyway so you have different car clubs are still huge with mini truck you guys like basically you got to be in a club to be anything in any trouble that's their thing so you've got what 500 600 different trucks there yeah about that and you have all these different clubs ground level freaks of nature uh was it relaxed atmosphere ground pounds Pebble pushers double push shout out Charlotte what's it what's up right something phobia uh acrophobia yeah um anyway clubs for days okay it's a funny day clubs how's the sunset that's another one but anyway you got these guys and they all like stay at their own hotels they got their banners and they got their colors and their hats they got your batteries on their trunks but the thing that's funny is these guys like to party if you go to the commercial mini truck and car show you know it's like a typical car show with mini trucks but at night that's when the action starts so keep in mind we've been in a hot blistering ass Sunny Maggie Valley to build the demographic it's just a huge ass field in between two big mountains pretty much so you get no Breeze no shocking rainstorms yeah just all of a sudden the bottom will fall off um so anyway it was hot it's crazy and we go back to the hotel for just a minute and they'll already breaking the blues out at this point and everybody cruises up and down the main drag right there in Maggie Valley so we chill out for a little bit we grab a small bite next thing you know Robert's like you hit the liquor store get a little something drink so he gets I forget some lights and this is why I quit drinking yes and this is why I really you know I was explaining somebody the other day when I drink enough and this is one of those ones so anyway we're in Maggie Valley and we're sipping on something I don't even remember there's a brown one but anyway and uh oh my God to go Georgia yeah oh we got to go back to that we'll go back to that so yeah we're back about it well there was one of these guys from The Freaks and Nature's car club this dude was like this tall and he had one of the bills on his hat flipped up said freak on it yeah had the uh have they braided goatee or the colors in it yeah so you know because remember the same great guy yeah and uh hell I didn't know he had one so anyway he had this Mason Jar full of gummy bears and they look so good they're like juicy looking oh there we go and he has pyramid stick your hand out he just like shakes them out you're wet so I got a handful of wet gummy bears in my head well what do you do all right I just put them down they were soaked and moonshine as every Gummy Bear should have beaten oh my God within 30 minutes I was seeing Jerry Garcia like bears were dancing around in Maggie Valley and we go back to the hotel and I told Robert that I don't think I can walk like I gotta get to a certain point I just can't walk anymore and Robert actually picks me up and Carries me to my bed I remember that I don't even remember anything after I don't remember the next day pretty sure what we put our show but yeah like I remember like we got paid for it so I mean we did it yeah we made it through it but I don't remember any of it like it's a blue I don't even remember getting hope it's just like I remember like Monday and having a headache that's what I remember that was Saturday night oh my God to call Jordan oh my gosh so we're doing a show and Dakota Georgia doesn't have a lot going on um if you ever get the opportunity to go to go to Georgia don't pass total pass um so we're in Toccoa Georgia and there's no restaurants there's no bars no there was one restaurant remember we went to Quincy yeah we went to a Quincy's family steak yes only one left in exist too yeah there was divorce South Carolina and Tacoma Georgia the brothers had them and that and they're wanting tocoa ain't there no more yes so it's finally closed but anyway so now Dakota has no restaurants so but there are three liquor stores they do we're staying at this ready hotel with the doors on the outside Motel not a hotel yeah one level and we start drinking in the bed of my pickup truck and this is back when the professor was still with us yep and he uh let's see yeah he was he was true yeah he was already drunk by the time we got down there we rode with us well then we go eat then we go by the liquor store get liquor then we meet some really nice people traveling nurses traveling nurses I was just not going to say that but okay so you felt like we were safe we yeah exactly responsible something was to happen yes they were super nice well they got to drinking with us well Professor is a was a professional at this act he's like oh we got to go to the liquor store again so we go to the liquor store again and the liquor stores down there don't close until what midnight 11 I think whatever it was it was late and we got to drinking again well Professor got a drink Parking Lot Party keep in mind well part of this Motel getting for schnipping yes and professor gets really really hammered because it was his birthday matter of fact it was his birthday weekend it's my birthday he got so tore up that when he passed out we woke him up the next morning to go to the show he woke up took one more shot out of the bottle got in the back of the truck and this was in July he passed back out and we've I don't know did we forget to roll the windows down or so we didn't roll the windows down but yeah we left him in the truck with the women's side and somebody walked by and I said we're pretty sure there's a dead guy in the back of your truck and that was like 2 30 in the afternoon and this was like eight o'clock in the morning when we left him there keep him out of the hot sun and believe it or not Helly woke up and just walked everything like good morning yeah and then walked to the gas station and got a beer got a beer but but yeah the funniest part of that story was the traveling nurses they were really good sports hey we were talking about talking about how it was his birthday and Richard was passed out so we might have took some compromising photos with him and the nurses we did we did they got in the bed with them and not naked but they got into bed with them and cuddled with them and everything else it was funny though they made for some funny pictures and a lot of good laughs oh my God speaking back to meeting ads yeah how about the night all the trucks burned to the ground yeah I wasn't there for that one they were so it was us speaking of Indian hats yeah we had three trucks burned to the ground in a row within an hour well I mean one was cruising Dragon it caught the tank on fire one burned down in the line pulling out I'm like the rest of the world I watched that one from uh YouTube on the side in a car trailer wasn't it yeah I think so yeah trailer and I think the other two were on the road the other one was pulling out and caught fire one was on the car trailer that morning the other one was pulling out of the show called fire then the other one was going down they were they were cruising and he dropped it and next you know the tank exploded and it was just all it well it was just a dragon gas tank this thing was engulfed in flame it was and the thing is you know the whole big thing is sliding with mini trucks so basically put like tungsten bars over the trucks and when they dropped they are suspension on them the wheels back wheels will come up off the ground and they're sliding on these blocks at those pretty Sparks well the only problem about these pretty Sparks is when you lay the body down look that it puts the gas tank really close to the ground also or if you have a gas leak or if you have a gas leak and this thing this S10 truck like literally the bed caught on fire the guy literally pulled it right into the middle the media and he just got out and walked away and this thing's engulfed in flames a minute and what and then what was so funny about that one is the next year when we did the show Minnie Mouse foreign I actually auctioned off that burnt gas tank and brought like 600 for a charity for a burnt gas tank I will say this though nobody parties like the mini truckers they do parties although I do remember a Camaro show and I remember it yes we did so we did the was it that one called like the Gathering you still feel like so we did a Camaro show for the fifth for like the late 16 Camaros it was in like Winston-Salem yep and these guys now that was a funny one so it's weird those guys they all hang out by groups of color of their car and there's one color and I still remember aqua blue metallic yeah it was a Canadian group too of course all came out of Canada that color or whatever these dudes like to party so you had about 20 of those teal green Camaros sitting there and they made jello shots in this big giant cooler full of jello shots we're riding around on golf cart me and Robert parked like this circle in the hotel just having a good time you know just just enjoying the car show nice cool evening and they start feeding Robert jello shots and Jello is one of Robert's favorite foods and it's true that's true so they made these shots and I told Robert I said Robert you big old boy and I know you can hold your own but then things will stick up on you about 50 later oh yeah he's like if you keep him up he probably had 30 yeah in about 10 15 minutes every time we make a round they just hand me another handful and you know I don't want to be rude so like the inside of this golf cart is full of empty little cups and I mean like they're spilling out of it at this point and Robert's like oh they're weak as papay pass and he just keeps getting more and more slurred says though and next thing you know this hotel didn't have a elevator also had steps that went upstairs on the third floor and I told Robert Robert was like leaning against me and he took all I could do to hold him straight and him walking and we made it to the steps I said listen up if you stop I'm Gonna Leave You here you know that and uh I actually ended up somebody helped me yeah get you upstairs yeah we had to like be on stage that night and talk and everything and I know I did it we did it I I don't remember it thank God we didn't have to talk much but and I was all right I was responsible and these bastards and these Camaros just kept laughing and handing me more laughing and handing me more he was nickels you know we've had a lot of headaches from car shows but I will tell you I've had some of the best experiences in my life some of these shows oh yeah we have a blasts in these things I don't even like drinking that was a fun night yeah that just turned me off every time I see Jello I think about that now anyway I just love all the night life down in at the turkey rod and we have a blast on Turkey riding that's that's a store for another time this is very incriminating things it is we'll leave it like this Daytona's a fun place yes especially after dark you know what we need to get our hands sanding about as fast as her lips are moving yeah for dinner time yes we'll catch you next out of rubbish used cars okay [Music] foreign