He was a VIRGIN... So I did THIS...

it was kind of like fear shock with a pitch of happy all at the same time [Music] what's going on guys welcome to rabbit's used cars you know I miss radio you know a lot of guys this is how I kind of got my start in media it's doing radio Automotive radio we had hot rods and happy hour radio show and radio show turned into a podcast you got extremely popular and I love it radio you know it's one of those things that's never going to die you know podcasts it may transition or whatever but it's always going to be around and it was kind of a cool way to get my foot in the door and all this you know way before the YouTubes way before anything the Netflix shows it was radio and radio is really cool I love talk radio you know it's just interesting and treating you learn things and we had a lot of fun doing it um that was the big thing so recently we've had a company reach out to us about doing a podcast again and you know we stopped the podcast about three years ago because just the schedule was insane I I just didn't have time to do it and really I don't have time to do it now but I enjoy doing it so much that I thought man you know it'd be cool to get back in the radio you know so this guy came down and we were talking and we were friends I know this guy from another radio company and and uh we got to going back and forth with some things and you know maybe we can get a deal put together but they got me thinking you have some of the best parts of radio were never heard on the air that's the cool thing about radio is is like you have the show you listen to but you also have the show that's going on that no one sees you know while we're talking you know you got in your mind we're just sitting there the jokes that we're playing on each other you know the things the when the mics are off the things that are said um which are absolutely hilarious usually not FCC friendly but that being said I thought I would share a really fun radio experience with you guys so let me set the scene for you we have been doing the show too too awful long and we had a little producer and keep in mind if you've ever seen like John Boy and Bailey or the Bob and Tom Show or Howard Stern Show or any show like that you have a producer in the studio with you while you're while we're recording it basically they adjust all the volumes and levels and make sure everything's set just right and timing things out and they're giving you hand signs while we're doing this so we know when to wrap it up or station identification yada yada and uh you know if you have a call in or whatever course to handle all that so we had this producer and I love to pick on people just like I pick on Jeff now and we pick on everybody that's just kind of my nature that's how you know I like you if I pick on you and uh I'm not gonna say his name because he may be watching these but the producer he was a young kid he's about 19 20 years old he went to a Christian College maybe 100 pounds soaking wet really good producer tried really hard but he was a little on the dirty side you can tell it wasn't quite a hit with the ladies you know we always aggravate them all the time hey going out on a date this weekend oh no he was blush you get red and then we loved it we love to mess with them so it was me Hot Rod the rap guy is now and in the studio and you gotta think about it you know we we recorded the podcast late at night we you know we didn't start recording like 7 30 8 o'clock in the evening and you know it was a nice day the week usually on Wednesday nights and we're sitting there in the studio and when you think about that's the thing I love about rainbow that door shuts is just us it turns the rest of the world off and so we got to messing around with this producer me and Robert going back and forth back and forth back and forth with them and uh to tell you the rest of the story I got to stop the story got to tell you another one so we've got that's scared of women [ __ ] I said his name they're scared of women and we've got a guy on the radio that is not and I'll put it like that have a lot of friends have a lot of female friends have a lot of female friends that do different things um I've got a really good friend of mine that um I'm trying to think of the best way to describe her so I got to be really careful how I do this um wholesome is not a word I would use to describe her um very popular she was a dancer in a club and uh very attractive you know maybe not exactly the girl you take home the mama but you probably take her on a hot bowling day um she looked the part I don't care I think I described that enough without getting myself in trouble so back to the story so we're sitting there and me and odd Rod are going back and forth back and forth at a hit I told the producer you're a virgin aren't you his face turns red as couch and he goes and he's just like you're shiny never said no or yes or whatever he's just like yeah trying to just try to ignore it well then I got Robert started on going back and forth like oh my God I cannot believe he's a virgin and we're going back and forth back and forth we were messing with him hard and they got me thinking about my friend and she's a pretty good sport so I pick up the old iPhone this is back in the day it was a different iPhone but the iPhone I shot her a text like hey what you doing tonight she's like oh I'm just chilling at the house I'm like we'll have some fun and I kind of briefly typed out what was going on and she's like I know what you want me to do I'm like yes ma'am keep in mind radio station's empty it's just us three in this building 22 000 square foot building this radio station's huge and we're in there all the lights are off just the lights are on just right there in the main areas if she lived close to the station she's like give me about 45 minutes I'll be there so anyway I walk outside to get something serious keep in mind the radio station has doors that lock automatically and you have to have a little key fob to get in and now which I had so I'll walk outside and sure enough right I want to finish that marble she comes riding up and this is in the fall so it's a little cool out but not cold she's wearing a long coat almost like a trench coat she gets out of her car and she's like so you ready to do this I said yes ma'am so anyway we walk in walk-in station walk through the front and we had this huge Studio that was all glass and you know it was like their main Studio downstairs and all the rest of the studios for all the other stations were upstairs and um so we're down there in that main Studio I always love recording in that studio and uh you know so we're in there and and I can see the producer in there and he's got his little headphones on and he's over here adjusting stuff and doing playback and all this so while he wasn't paying attention we walked past all those windows well the door to the studio didn't lock so she was waiting by the door no glass on that side and I walk on in and I told her I said you give me about 45 seconds and you come in so I pick up my phone and I'm like I told the producer since you're a lucky day he said what I said we're going to take care of that virginity for you tonight he goes what do you mean what do you mean as soon as I said that that door flies open trench coat comes off she is wearing nothing but a smile straight up naked as they come his eyes got as big as [ __ ] dinner plates and the look on his face I don't know what you could do to replicate that look I've never seen another human being with that aluminous face it was kind of like fear shock with a pitch of happy all at the same time and she came in and she started walking towards him so keep in mind set the space you got a square box and there's Windows all around so if anybody walked through the radio station they're going to see this naked chick standing there and The Producers right here I'm here Robert's here she walks straight towards him he jumps over the panel across the desk in between me and Robert and darts around behind her and runs out the door and she's standing there naked like what the hell and I said well go get him so she's chasing this producer around the radio station butt naked this kid goes into an elevator it just hits the whole button on the doors he locked himself in the elevator so here is me and Robert standing in the hallway of this radio station with a naked woman talking to a guy on the other side of an elevator door that refuses to come out because he thinks This Woman's gonna steal his virginity real world problems um so finally after after she put her coat back on and I promised that I wasn't gonna let her deflower him he eventually opened the door and he let her sit in the studio while we finish the rest of the show but she had to stay on the opposite side it was so funny every time she moved his head pick up and uh you know he wasn't our producer much longer after that I don't think it is necessarily this situation actually I'm telling you a lot it was that situation he requested a new assignment and uh our next producer was a little more seasoned so we didn't have to worry about breaking him in so much but this is so funny actually this kid ended up leaving the radio station to go work for a Christian television station but I just got a feeling when he gets his non-church going buddies around he talks about the wild not in the radio station that that one crazy Automotive DJ was going to steal his virginity this is the stuff that goes on you know I tell people this all the time about the order you've seen and you know I told all my boys this you know everybody Julie everybody when they come in here if these walls could talk and the things we've seen here the things that Jeff has already seen the things that Matt the old camera guy saw we have some of the craziest stuff going on but we have the time of our lives here guys we'll catch you next time at rabbit's used 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