Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis Meet Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton) [CLIP] | Beetlejuice | TNT

I say we open it. Maybe we should knock first. Yeah. Adam. Babs. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Why? Do you know how to pick em? Let me ask you something. Is this relationship really solid? Do I have a shot at her at all? Excuse me? Sure. I overstepped my bounds. Just help me. Come on. You know what's really beautiful about this? You two kids pick me. You didn't have to, but you picked me. It makes me want to kiss you. Guys! Come on. Come on. No! Give me one. Come on. Ha ha ha! All right, let's get down. You're right. I got a card around here somewhere. Here. Here. Who do I have to kill? Here. Hold that for me. Would you Whoa whoa, whoa. There you go. You don't have to kill anybody. Ah! Possession. Gotta learn to throw your voice. Fool your friends fun at parties? No, we just want to get some people out of our house. I understand, I understand. Well, look, in order to do that, I'm really gonna have to get to know you guys. You know, we got to get closer. Move in with you for a while. Get to be real pals. You know what I'm saying? And save that guy for later. My wife and I would like to ask you a couple of questions. Sure, sure, sure. Go ahead. Shoot. Well, for. Instance, uh, what are your qualifications? Ah, well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague, and I had a pretty good time during that. I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy. Now, what do you think? You think I'm qualified? Well, what I mean is, can you be scary? Oh. Oh, I know you're asking me. Can I be scary? What do you think of this? You like it? Excuse us. Please. Sure. Talk amongst yourselves. Let's go. I know, honey, but I think he could be of some use later on. We can make something out of ourselves. We just have to try. Yeah. Hey hey hey. Excuse me. What? Excuse me. We are leaving now. Oh. Oh. Come on, don't go yet. Hey, guy. Come on. We're simpatico here. Look at this, huh? We even shop at the same store. Hey, hermano. Yeah. There you go. Ha ha ha. Hey! Come on. We're like peas in a pod. The three of us. Let's face it. You want somebody out of the house. I want to get somebody out of your house! Come on. Look, we've been to Saturn. Hey, I've been to Saturn. Whoa! Sandworms. You hate them, right? I hate them myself. Come on, kids, what do I have to do to strike a deal with you two, huh? Don't you hate it when that happens? Let's go. Barbera. Wait, wait, wait a minute. Come on. Just come on for a while. We'll talk inside. Come on, come on. I'm not staying here another minute. Don't pay any attention to it. We have to get out of here. I agree, but. Are you fixing something to eat? Oh, home. Home? Barbara, how did you do that? Hope you like Italian. Where'd you go? Hey! Come on. Hey, where'd you go? Oh, hey, come on, you gotta work with me here. I'm just trying to cut a deal. What do you want me to do? Where are you? You bet, you losers. You're working with a professional here All right. Nice f****** model.

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