EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! DEBATE FREAX ANNENDUM - Twitter Freax

H anyway the reason that I need chat alive today is because we have to talk about something extremely important and that is the debate unfortunately we are going to have a second freaks a second freaks has hit the Pentagon on this of all days 911 20124 for folks did you see the debate last night it was so good I could not wait until Monday for this so um it it was just unbelievably hype going into this I almost even went live I almost was like let's do a live debate watch along but I haven't completed the Hassan transformation Arc just yet um as evidenced by the fact that I mentioned 911 without saying anything about America's role in it uh and who who deserves the blame for the actions taken on that day uh that that uh Theory still kind of escapes me um but I do want to talk a little bit about what was said at the debate because it [ __ ] rocks dude it's so godamn good uh so the previous debate I think we were all a little uh stressed about um it was like two barely sentient Golems up away past their bedtime one was just shouting and the other one was just like whispering and it was it was dark man it was not good it looked like elder abuse on a massive scale and admittedly it was also very funny it was such a bad performance from then President Joseph Biden I guess he's still president but then candidate Joseph Biden that he left the ticket that were those those are the stakes in this election so now it is time to determine you know did the DNC who rat [ __ ] him out of the nomination make the right choice in putting KLA at the top of the ticket and I think we can probably all say Yes um not only because she is in control of her mental faculties but also because this is so much funnier if one guy is cile if they're both scile it's just like going to the nursing home it's just sort of sad and like one of them's angry for a reason you can't really put your finger on but when one of them is scile it's like [ __ ] Abbott and Costello he just needed a straight man to bounce off of he was perfect the best debate performance I think anyone has ever done in their entire life Sans maybe exactly Joe Biden whose previous one was so good that it got him off the ticket it's so [ __ ] funny he was the most debatable person I've ever seen in my life it it was almost normal like the first 5 minutes it was almost a normal debate and then she said something was super innocuous it was like she was like the the the rallies that he holds these days people leave early they're kind of low energy compared to the old ones and like you know it's what You' been eight years that should be a pretty easy one to be like you know if he was if he was a reasonable candidate he could say some [ __ ] and be like you know uh I'm just so tired having to deal with the problems of this country but instead he was like oh [ __ ] no am I letting that go and he immediately pivoted into the craziest [ __ ] I've ever heard in my life let's begin with I guess the the quote from the week is this one in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats they're eating the pets is the larger quote so some of you may be normal and may not know what this refers to so uh president Donald Trump is referring to a story that's circulated between like the really online Nazis like over the past couple of weeks and what it is is they're alleging that groups of Haitian immigrants have created gangs and they're running around the streets nabbing up cats and dogs off of leashes so they can eat them this is amazing personally like just think about the logistics of this by the way even if this had even a a kernel of truth to it if there was a Haitian gang that was going around causing trouble wouldn't they just rob somebody wouldn't they just take your wallet and go buy food you know surely that's got to be easier than taking a dog off a leash and then killing it and eating it like I don't under oh my god um uh so he said this and then the person goes the moderator um who by the way was so unfair to Trump uh I I thought you were just allowed to lie in these the moderator was like uh that didn't happen he was like I saw it on TV there was a guy on TV who said that it happened and he's like do you what do you mean when you have you SE like what do you like what channel he's like it was just on TV it's on TV and it's that point that I realized he's just not all the way there he's just not all the way there anymore you know we all have a relative like did you hear that they're transgendering immigrants and you go that's not happening they go you got to watch TV they said it on TV he's just and so the guy was like listen we asked everyone who could have possibly given him an answer and he just the no it's never happened and he's like well we'll see we'll see which is fantastic it's just so good he's it was such a good one um so I I did a little of due diligence I tried to track down where the story comes from so I found I found three things that I think come like have coalesced into inventing this story the first is a picture of a black guy holding a goose in a residential area it's like a dead goose in a residential area um so this has been posted all over the internet as proof that the Haitians are eating animals one difference between animals and pets and two this is like the they contacted the guy who took the picture and he's like yeah so that guy is not a Haitian and the picture was not taken in Ohio and I I don't even think he's eating the animal I think the animal has been like died on his lawn and he's taking it to the garbage or he hunted it maybe and he is going to eat it but like you can hunt birds you know that's not that big of a deal um that's the first one the second one is there was a mentally ill woman uh whose arrest generated a police report that they keep posting uh who ate a cat but that person was not Haitian and there's no gang involved it's just like a crazy person who ate an animal right and then the she's a white lady yeah and then the third one which is my favorite is a town hall uh meeting in which a guy gives up and giv comments and he's like the Haitians that are being put into our society are savages and then the guy gets interrupted because one of the city council members realizes that he's in a Neo-Nazi organization and the dude he's like what's your name what's your name and the guy goes my name is Nathaniel higgers and they're like the is it is your name Nate higgers are you sure are you sure that's your and like seeing all these like people be like I have evidence that they're doing this check out this post from Nate higer it's just a come on so my favorite reaction to this was seeing actual nightmare or like actual nightmare ass Nazis posting this clip and going you stupid [ __ ] you posted the clearly fake Haitian story that we had made to be a meme among all the gers so much that Trump saw it if if he gets on stage he's like and I got to say I saw a horse very upset there was no ban list very upset there was no ban list he was he was queasy it's so good oh my God it's amazing you know obviously I think they're repugnant and like [ __ ] suck but you got to feel at least a little bad for the Nazis oh man imagine your group chat leaks to this scale man no we don't okay we don't you're right by the way that queasy horse joke uh I repeat that in will of the councel uh it was off the Dome there here I it is just repetition sympathizer yeah the Roth child's really in on this type of thing uh but that wasn't the best thing he said last night that wasn't the best thing he said last night there's a better one this one [ __ ] kicks ass dude this this just came out of his mouth and like look at kamla do the [ __ ] uh iow speed I see you trying not to laugh you're being so disrespectful watch this now she wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison it's true she does she's going down to the prison she's doing a transgender operation on an illegal it's literally just mad Li [ __ ] like it's so funny that like the whole campaign is just [ __ ] that isn't happening like he's like you have to vote for me you have to stop the Haitians that are eating dogs you have to stop the illegal immigrants who are getting transgender surgery in prisons like he's just he's just watching like TV and he's like that happened he's like I think the late great Hannibal Lector thing is him being like he can't tell the difference between TV and news anymore and then of course my favorite quote uh was the one that has already entered my vocabulary permanently um so they ask him a lot about this is this is the one Trump position where I'm like he actually does have some ground to stand on for two reasons firstly he does this in the closer he goes if she says she's going to do all this fantastic stuff why didn't she do it while she was VP that's a good point but unfortunately applies to him too because why didn't he do his good [ __ ] while he was [ __ ] president right like they both already were in office but his the the the ground that he can stand on here is when it comes to the ACA he tried to repeal it a million times and they go but you failed you didn't get it repealed but he did he removed the individual mandate and without the individual mandate there's no money in this piece of legislation it only works if people who are not getting sick are paying into it so it's just this weird zombie piece of legislation that will run out of money within the next 10 years but instead of being like I did it it's done he's like I have to have a total and complete Victory and so he says I will do it in my second term so they go well how are you going to do it and he's like well I have plans and these mods they were not letting him have it they were like well tell us the plans and he's like I mean we've got a lot of plans we've got a lot of plans going and they're like well tell us the plans what are the plans he's like well I'm not going to tell you the plans are going to happen they're going to happen the plans are happening and so the mod goes so no so you're saying no you don't have a plan he's like well I'm going to have a plan she goes can you give us a date he's like no we're planning on it she goes so just so just to be clear you do not have a plan right and here it is so just yes or no you still do not have have a plan I have concepts of a plan it's so good I've been saying this all day he's like I've got concepts of a plan it's this is me describing every sideboard I've ever built in my entire life it's just it's so rough man it's so rough I mean it's there there was a lot to to critique about the debate you know obviously it's scary that a guy this [ __ ] clearly scile is this close to the presidency it's scary that he overperformed the other scile guy so well last time we had to kick him out uh the commala stuff about the most lethal military ever was in here again and I'm like what is going on there she still kind of failed to differentiate herself from Biden and importantly she's still like super bloodthirsty about a bunch of stuff including the Israel Palestine War but it was really funny La if if I couldn't I couldn't bring myself to be a huge Doomer and upset and crying at the state of America yesterday I'm sorry I just had fun watching this it was it was the first presidential debate in I think a decade that I've watched and they were like we're now doing closing remarks and I'm like closing remarks [ __ ] I could do another hour of this it was just entertaining it was so entertaining [ __ ] man it was so good oh man that's all you can do now just enjoy it exactly and it is it is you know theatrics it is it is uh it is just pageantry and you know pageantry is fun for a reason oh man it's so good I I hope Trump runs in 2028 the best case scenario is Trump loses and then runs every four years until he dies it's I I hope to God this never ends uh and then at the very end the worst possible thing that could have happened in the history of time for the Trump campaign happened uh after yesterday posting like a piece of AI art uh implying that Taylor Swift was on the Epic Trump train Taylor Swift posted on Instagram a deepthroated endorsement of Kamala her Biden endorsement was super lukewarm I don't think anyone took it super seriously this one was like she she basically said Kamala is brat in not so many words and she was she self-identified as a childless childless cat lady uh it's something like 200,000 people have registered to vote since the post went up it's oh my God it's rough and then who had to chime in but the weirdest guy on the planet Elon Musk with I think the most disgusting tweet I've seen on the platform if any of you are women you may want to have lubricant on hand because your [ __ ] is going to dry the [ __ ] up if any of you were men you will need a pair of tweezers to pry your penis back out after it shrinks inside your body here we go fine Taylor you win I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life awesome I mean so good uh holy [ __ ] [ __ ] man uh I don't understand why people don't want to advertise on the website I really hope Travis Kelce beats his ass for this I hope he he flies to his compound and he he [ __ ] dumpsters this fraud I just oh man oh what are the blocked accounts his endorsment is in line with demographic Trends thank you uh thank you the rabbit hole 84 100 awesome really cool of course the upside to all of this is that people have been able to riff about it all day including the one the only boy dog Ze now they want to do fusion material operations on illegal ojamas that are in prison they're trying to give them the ojja modification they're eating dogs in ojama country oh man it's too good man he's so [ __ ] good I oh man oh you you guys got some riffs for me all right what are we working with then tomorrow I'm doing 911 did he do it they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pits of the people that live there that's pretty good that's that's close this is so good in Spring Field they're eating the cats they're eating the dogs they're eating the pets in Springfield it's so good oh man in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats that's ex this is exactly how I reacted by the way let me see if I have they're eating the dog they're eating the dogs just like hearing the the dog eating come out of his mouth they're eating the dog don't tell her don't tell her um hearing the dog eating come out of his mouth I was like I can't believe it I I almost like put it on a bingo card but I was like there's no way he'll be so stupid that he's going to do the eating the dogs they're eating the dogs oh man this was one that I think didn't go over well uh it's not like in all of the uh all of the Recaps but it was great um if you guys remember about a week back he was like I lost the election by hair and all the gers were like they had Nick Fuentes up there being like well what the [ __ ] did we go to prison for dog like we thought you won and were cheated and now you're just going on TV and saying that you lost so um they asked him about that they were like so did you lose like are you saying now that you lost and he's like I was doing a prank it was satire it was satirical it was a social experiment it was a it's so good what an incredible an incredible response I was just doing a bit I was being sarcastic I really did win it's so good dude oh [ __ ] wow he did do 911 well congrats to him I didn't think he had it in him oh man it's oh what a night you know things AR going great here but and the most you can do is laugh but sometimes you really get to laugh and last night I was I was yucking it up I I will I was having a great time oh do we have the Tony's a at home stuck thing just going to say it the big change that is happening starting now is that uh I will not be making any more references to the interactive web comic known as Homestuck it never occurred to me that this might be wrong to do until a couple of days ago uh when well I was in the middle of making a sequel to my earlier video I got a girlfriend at the homestuck convention it's an altimer time to go on Google Images and get some pictures of embarrassing Homestuck fans to use in this video so the viewers can laugh at how much purejoy they're experiencing that's it I'm joining the Homestuck fandom yeah I I oh my God it's so good dude I can't wait I love that he always goes to the same McDonald's by the way oh I just know this real Tony Zer heads know that there's like five rooms he films in this like conference room at a Wei work that singular McDonald oh I got to I got to watch this oh [ __ ] he made this specifically for MBT so if you donate enough money to Tony zared he will make a skit of your choosing and I am at that level on his patreon I have not asked him for anything I promise I'm not Behind These they just happen to be made specifically for me all right last thing I want to talk about if I can find it if it hasn't been epically Shadow ban is uh jael's new uh uh featurelength film power of the elements everything uh this video is really fun it's it's really cool it's really interesting um you got to go to the replies what these replies I don't I don't think so uh but I don't want to I don't want to like spoil too much much about it but it's a a really interesting kind of I don't think I can even really say it's like a thesis because you know it's not like it's making a super overt statement but it's a real nice I guess look into the mind of of creating on YouTube and uh also a bunch of uh specific Neurosis that jaxel has um you know I don't resonate with everything in it but I do think that is a really powerful piece piece of work and I I do like it a lot um there's not a lot of stuff like this in the Yu-Gi-Oh Community obviously for pretty clear reasons you know only so much you can do with the Deck Profile but I do appreciate that some people are kind of pushing the boundaries on it um also uh uh I hope that he's all right because it's really cool for him to post uh a uh a video like this maybe intentionally or unintentionally coming to the exact opposite conclusion of the post that he's made underneath uh my repost of the post uh I I hope he's all right I wonder if the yeah not to I hope he's doing okay um I do want to do want to uh exactly read out this of the four Images I posted I said at the start of the year jaxel made a post about how he wasn't going to make an everything you need to know about fan Photon Hy Finny video I thought his videos were an incredible resource for the community and I contacted him to see if I could ape his [ __ ] using dire to replicate his editing and myself to replace his Zoomer raised on YouTube interludes with Millennial raised on Homestar Runner asides after watching the video I realized I might as well have asked him if I could be allowed to shoot him in the head I which I I think is probably the case author G thank you for the 555 generic support bits appreciate it there's also a a bit in it where he uses one of my shorts and I saw a post by jaxel a couple of weeks ago that was like does anyone have the long of Joseph's like he puts behind everything and uh he ends up grabbing it from like a longer than average end screen and then looping it at a particular part and uh him and saw in this Twitter thread go at it like trying to figure out how to do it and I wanted to just be like jaxel I can just give this to you but he didn't name me and I didn't want to be presumptuous and be like I know what you're trying to get is the bgm to my shorts I can just send it to you and but I didn't want to I didn't want to make the guess if I was wrong and I I should have you know it would ruin the surprise well I don't know I I'd like to I guess I think this video opens up some really interesting uh dial this is the other thing is I don't want to be like I'm older than Jael but a significant amount of of the stuff in here are inse ities and and um uh I I guess sort of anxieties that I feel I've grown out of and uh I will say it all felt very familiar but I don't know to anyone who has watched the video and found it personally affecting I have always felt as if or I I I think one of the the most unfortunate things that I ever had to learn is that in terms of the content that I'm making and the niche that I inhabit it doesn't have to be me it could be anyone but it isn't you know so and I think think I think jaxel really is doing what no one else is I the platform is is so so much better off because of his appearance on it no one else could have done Pegasus challenge well we tried it with two different people