This was so much fun! | Guardians of the Galaxy REACTION

Intro hey my name's Andy and welcome to the channel so today I'm jumping into Guardians of the Galaxy for the first time now I don't know anything about this at all obviously I know the name I mean I'd have had to have been buried under a rock for the last God knows how many years to not have heard of Guardians of the Galaxy I just don't know anything about it I'm guessing it's like a group of superheroes I mean you know it's Marvel so it's going to be about superheroes but I was just thinking if there's anything else I need to add to that about what I know but I don't there is nothing it's just I I've heard the name a lot but that's it pretty much I don't know if there's any of the ones that we already know in it like Iron Man or Thor or whatever so uh yeah going into this one completely blind before I do start though I did want to just mention that if you are into full length reactions you can check those out over on my patreon the link is in the description below you can find the full length reaction to this one as well as all the other stuff I react to on the channel as as far as Marvel movies go I'm about two or three ahead over on patreon so if you are impatient then uh there is that option but uh yeah with all that said let's jump into this this is my reaction to Guardians of Reaction the Galaxy [Music] 1988 awesome mix [Music] yes don't know who this is oh he's got a black eye you got a present there for Peter don't you looks like [Music] okay that's some alarming 26 years later not on Earth I guess Guardians of the Galaxy would suggest it may not always be on earth then must been diesel I don't know what I'm looking [Music] at I'm assuming this is the boy that we saw at the beginning [Music] [Music] then well this is already nothing like I expected [Music] drop it there hello it now go man no problem no problem at all guys move I forget this oh [ __ ] [Music] okay o like a some sort of magnetic gravity pulling thing [Music] it's that troll floating around the toy I mean not an actual troll oh that's cool yeah is troll you're alive cing me I will find you I will put a bounty on him but I want him back alive I told you when you pick that kid up you should have delivered him like what he's had to do he was cargo delivered him to Hugh Hugh who well we do need to worry about who else out there wants that or so is he quill is he like was he taken from Earth for a reason or was he just a random kid that got picked up a thousand years of war between us will not be forgotten you will never rule Zer no I will cure it it's the house of the Dragon opening thingy he has an agreement to retrieve the orb for an intermediary non as the broker I promised Thanos I would retrieve the orb for him Thanos off me you will not fail have I ever so were they both Daughters of Thanos did they just say I know the name Thanos look at Mr smiles over here where's your wife old man oh looks like we got one 40,000 units rot we're going to be rich the orb as commission I am but I want no part of this transaction if Ronan is in who whoa whoa whoa farewell Mr quill hey we had a deal bro D what happened ah this guy just backed out of a deal on me you have the bearing of a man of Honor well I you know I wouldn't say that not I'd ever say about myself I mean that's one way to do it or not this wasn't the plan oh in put him in the back just don't after him o should have learned I don't learn one of my issues Jesus you got to be kidding oh he's a tree though [Music] oh o I live for the simple things like how much this is going to hurt yeah right little man oh subject 8913 drop your weapon oh crap by the authority of the Nova cor you are under arrest right it isn't star Prince [ __ ] some good news looks like we've apprehended one of ronan's compatriots Gamora the adopted daughter of the Mad Titan Thanos okay they were Daughters of him kind of by the sound of it they call it Groot 89p13 personal house plant SL muscle personal house plan transport all four to the Kiln I ain't going to be here long I've escaped 22 prisons this one's no different the what what's the word I have no words for an honorless Thief yeah we know who you are who is she I brud yeah you said that I had an agreement to sell it to a third party you what that's going to wear real thin real fast hey put that away take those headphones off that's mine feeling 1973 that song belongs to me [Music] D like I said she's got a rep the last the day tops the guards will protect her right they don't care what we do to each other inside [Music] take her down to the showers it'll be easier to clean up the blood down there Jesus who dare you know who I am yes here Drax know Ronin murdered my wife and my daughter camar I dare and he left qu he killed my family I shall kill one of his in return I'm no family to Ronan or Thanos woman your words mean nothing to me you know if killing Ronin is truly your sole purpose I don't think this is the best way to go about it she betrayed Ronan he's coming back for her and when he does that's when you why would I put my finger on his throat oh no that's a symbol this this is a symbol not slice a stone what I'm saying is you want to keep her alive don't do his work for him you know where to sell my orb how are we going to sell it when we and it are still here my friend rocket here has escaped 22 prisons oh we're getting out how much was your buyer willing to pay you for my orb 4 billion units what holy [ __ ] that orb is my opportunity to get away from Thanos and Ronin if you free us I'll lead you to the buyer directly and I'll split the profit between the three of us I'm bro four of us asleep for the danger awake for the money as per freaking usual kamoro May yet recover the orb no our sources within the kill s has our own plans for the old Thanos requires your presence now I only ask that you take this matter seriously the only matter I do not take seriously boy it's you demeanor is that of a pouty child you alienated my favorite daughter Gamora return to me again empty-handed and I will bathe the starways in your blood [Music] H so they said he was a Titan right Thanos where security bands to control their ins and outs I need one leave it to me no I really heard they find look it's 20 ft up in the air and it's in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison it's impossible to get up there without being seen now this is important once we have it we got to move quickly so you definitely need to get that last oh [Music] [Music] dear Animal Control is he going to help them yeah e crey little beast oh yeah I love her hair need this good luck it's internally wir I'll figure something out ow drop the leg drop the leg and move back to your cell oh dear you man who has lay with the asarian AV hi spare me your foul gaze woman why is this one here we promis him he could stay by your side until he kills your boss here you go oh I was just kidding about the leg I just need these two things what budy was it [Music] buddy on my command Roden we are ready for your plan hold on he was in pey blinders the guy that's counting him him okay he turned off the artificial [Music] [Music] gravity I told you I had a plan oh that was a pretty good plan huh get them to the ship I will be right back how are you going to possibly just keep the Milano close by go go for his wman he my neck if we don't leave now we will be blown the bits no we're not leaving without the orb behold so listen I'm going to need your buyer's coordinates we're heading in the right direction for now if we're going to work together you might want to try trusting me a little bit and how much do you trust me guessing it's some kind of weapon I don't know what it is if it's a weapon we should use it against Ronin put it down you fool you'll destroy us all or just you murderous not a princess nobody killing anybody on my ship we have an agreement I would never be partners with the likes of you and quill your ship is filthy oh she has no idea if I had a black light this would look like a Jackson poet painting got issues quill oh God Ronan the Nova cor has sent a fleet to defend the prison send necrocraft every corner of the quadrate find the or in this place NOA can't know what we're after cleanse it sure I'm assuming by cleanse they mean kill not give it a deep clean or something Karina your people do have elbows do they not we do Master then use them our guests will be here soon elbows what is it it's called nowhere the severed head of an ancient Celestial being oh [Music] Jesus that is [Music] cool watch your wallets that was really sweet we are to wait here for his [Music] representative my father didn't stress diplomacy Thanos he's not my father when Thanos took my home world he killed my parents in front of me he tortured me turned me into a weapon why would you risk your life for this my mother gave it to me I happen to have it on me when I was when I left Earth what do you do with it you listen to it or you can dance I'm a warrior and an assassin I do not [Music] dance the melody is Pleasant no what the hell I know who you are Peter Quill and I am not some storyy wave here to succumb to your your pelvic sorcery pelvic sorcery oh I going to have to write that down lady Gamora I'm here to fetch you for my master with her elbows we house the Galaxy's largest collection of forer relics and species of all manner I present to you tanier tan the collector we have what we discussed before creation itself there were six singularities and the remnants of these systems were forged into concentrated ingots infinity stone oh that was a square a cube stand back no oh [ __ ] I mean Jesus Christ what the do you still have it for Peter listen to me we cannot allow the stone to fall into ronan's hands we have to go back to your ship and deliver it to nov right all right okay or we could give it to somebody who's not going to arrest us for a whole lot of money you're despicable dishonorable oh no it last oh bollocks you called Ronan [ __ ] Ronin the accuser you killed my wife you killed my daughter it is Gamora she is escaping with the orb no oh God [Music] [ __ ] God [Music] ow I doubt I remember killing you either well I'm trapped I can't make it to the Morano if Ronin gets this Stone he'll kill us all you will already be dead Jesus [ __ ] aome it is done damn it what are you doing come get me I'm all yours rul you'll die in seconds [Music] I couldn't let you die where's the orb well they got the orb what welcome home Peter [Music] they're all idiots quill just got himself captured come on Groot Ronin has the stone I am Groot save them how I am Groot I know they're the only friends we ever had there's only two of us three the orb is in my possession as I promised bring it to me that was our agreement however now that I know it contains an infinity stone I wonder what use I have for you if you not Thanos is the most powerful being in the universe not anymore oh dear Jesus you going to kill my father you dare to oppose me you kill him I will help you destroy a thousand planets oh [ __ ] so both daughters are turning against him then listen to me Ronin has something called an infinity stone I know what he's got girl then you know we must get it back he's going to use it to wipe out xandar no you kill me now you are saying goodbye to the biggest score you have ever seen she knows everything there is to know about Ronin the shot was non damaging what the hell if you don't hand over our companions now he's going to tear your ship a do one I'm giving you to the count of five rocket it's me for God's sakes we figured it out we're fine oh hey quill what's going on the this is what we get for acting altruistically I'm Groot they are ungrateful what's important now is we get the ravager Army to help us save xandar we have to stop Ronin how I have a plan you've got a plan yes I don't even believe you have a plan I have part of a plan what percentage of a plan do you have guys come on yandu is going to be here in two seconds he expects to hear this big plan of ours I need your help I for one am not going to stand by and watch as Ronan wipes out billions of innocent lives stopping Ronan it's impossible unless they can find another infin Stone to fight him with which would be the cube thing which I can't think of the name of qu I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies I will be grateful to die among my friends I will fight beside you see my wife and daughter again I am a how what the hell I don't got that long a lifespan anyway bunch of jackasses standing in a circle remember boy at the end of all this I get the stone you cross me we kill you all let's go get him [Music] boys this seems very very risky though doesn't it I received a transmission from one of the ravagers he says r is in possession of something called an infinity stone and he's headed towards xandar did he say why we should believe it he said his crew just escaped from prison so we'd have no other reason to risk coming to xandar to help he says he's not and I'm quoting him here 100% a dick do you believe him well I don't know that I believe anyone's 100% a dick ma'am I mean do you believe that he is here to help yeah Fleet approaches they appear to be ravagers she looks incredibly cool even though she's on the wrong side not that being on the wrong side means you don't look cool [Music] but oh dear hello cover down [Music] Christ all Pilots di they're beneath us [Music] there's too many of them rocket we'll never make it up [Music] there Peter Quill this is dinarian sa of the Nova with the record I advised against trusting you here they got my dick message [Music] [Music] oh dare yes we're just like Kevin Bacon oh amazing we have been boarded continue our approach but the novacore have engaged none of that will matter once we reach the Sur the dark Aster must not reach the [Music] ground locked in oh that is cool I can barely see when did you learn to do that pretty sure the answer is I am Groot the flight deck is 300 M this way it's pleasing to once again have friends you quill are my friend thanks this dump tree he is my friend and this green [ __ ] she oh you must stop Gamora oh dear you have always been weak you stupid traitor nobody talks to my friends like that the fight I'll shut down the power to the security doors y order your men to turn on the NOA oh Jesus that was very cool I didn't realize he could do I I'd obviously seen him use that before but not oh God nebula please yeah but they're both kind of doing the same thing don't they aren't they even we're both going against Thanos bom in the city bollocks hold your positions starlord [Music] finally you will never make it to Ron everybody shoot them before they hit the ground finger tier throat means [Music] death [Music] metaphor [Applause] oh your wretched peace treaty will not save you now it is the Tinder on which you burn oh God [Music] [ __ ] hold on son I'm don't think he can well you got to hurry the city's been evacuated but we're getting your ass kick down here Gora hasn't opened the [Music] door [ __ ] sister help us fight Ronan you know he [ __ ] sake o [Music] it's not going to have touched him is it you did it surely not [Music] no oh Jesus you'll die why are you doing this we are Gro a retrie I call him an idiot oh [ __ ] [Music] you killed Gro behold your Guardians of the Galaxy and his brother people of Xander the time has come things are going to get easier EAS then bring it down hard put it together what are you doing dance off bro me and you what are you doing I'm distracting you you big turd blossom oh [ __ ] I realized in that last Split Second that you can't touch it my hand [Music] take my hand [Music] [Music] Peter you're mortal how said it yourself [ __ ] we're the Guardians of the Galaxy well well well ain't this sweet I don't know who you're selling this to but the only way the universe can survive is if you give it to the Nova cor hand it over son y you do not open that orb it's an empty one isn't it cuz they had different their loads probably good we didn't deliver him to his dad like we desire to do yeah that guy was a jackass he's going to be so pissed when he realizes I switched out the or model [Music] when we arrested you we noticed an anomaly in your nervous system so we had it checked out I'm not Taran you're half Teran your mother was of Earth your father well he's something very ancient we've never seen here before that could be why you were able to hold a stone for as long as you did I forgot about that actually we like to express our profound gratitude if you will follow dinarian day he has something to show you we tried to keep it as close to the original as possible thank you oh he's got a little pot with a stick in it but if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove his spine also so illegal I know these last few months have been hard for you but I'm going to a better place and I will always be with you my precious son my little starlord [Music] [Music] we'll follow your lead Star-Lord [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] I think I found one what do you let it lick you like that for gross your Burn's going down Review of all the things I expected from that I did not expect to be crying over a tree oh that absolutely killed me and the bit I I no it was it was that bit when Groot just grew the thing around them like the Cocoon and it was just I don't know it was just really nice and like selfless I didn't expect this to be in set in space I was expecting it to be kind of a fairly grounded one I don't know why so the fact that it was all like on different planets and spaceships and stuff was unexpected although to be fair the the I guess the clue is in the title isn't it really Guardians of the Galaxy it that does scream space travel and stuff so I should have maybe guessed but that was a lot of fun I likeed that a lot I didn't expect a raccoon to be fair or tree that was interesting though because obviously we were introduced to Thanos and up until this point I didn't know if he was one of the superheroes or if he was a bad guy I mean I'm guessing he's going to show up in a future movie so unless something happens in one of those and he turns into like a superhero maybe I don't know I don't know that much about him though so I don't know what he's done so far I don't know how bad he is as to like if he can be redeemed or not yeah one of the bits I did find quite interesting was when we were being shown that the orb was an infinity stone it did show the blue cube thing from Captain America which TCT is what I'm thinking of yes that so and I know somebody in the comments I think it was to Captain America did mention that it was an infinity stone so yeah that obviously confirms it so obviously very powerful which we knew anyway because of what was happening with the Tesseract but just to kind of see it in a different like environment yeah so I'm guessing we're going to see the Guardians of the Galaxy again at some point I don't know if there's like a sequel to Guardians of the Galaxy like a Guardians of the Galaxy 2 or if they show up in other movies like like the other Avengers movies or anything so I guess I should find out obviously don't tell me if they do cuz I kind of want to find that out for myself but it's just me kind of wanding aloud basically but yeah I think I'm going to wrap this up so I will see you in the next video bye-bye [Music]