28 | Fire vs Messi-less Miami & USMNT Abroad

Intro [Music] someone said why am I going to pay $500 for a picture of a hob I always thought Kyle beckam was a good player fire sticking the foot knit they said they were going to cut my food ratch cork soaking there is no possible way to articulate the malays the lack of ambition the the way it's felt for so long to be a fan better than he [Music] did Welcome Back to the enemies of the fire podcast this week we will talk about all the exciting things Americans have done over the globe in the world of soccer we'll check in on unfeathered capitalism and how good or not good that is for you and your family and um the Chicago Fire are about to play a messy List Miami which is still pretty exciting gentlemen I am FC Neo Tokyo this is James this is DPG how are we doing today what's up what's going on wait it official is it really official No Messi No Party mess Messi's not playing it's been official since the minute like the minute that you got that picture of his foot in Argentina remember in the C America that picture of that oh my God so much for selling my tickets I really I really thought I thought thought he was going to come this year like I I I am legitimately like never once did I think I never once thought to sell my T anyway what does that mean that means that means that uh Messi's never gonna play against the fire in Chicago because next year they won't play against the fire in Chicago yeah we'll gentlemen gentlemen we will get to this when we talk about the Chicago Fire well now let's talk about the Messi of America Pulisic is the Greatest American footballer of all time no in all seriousness uh p i I should be I'm not gonna tell you who I was going to transition that into now oh well you said the messy of America that's got to be he's the greatest American right now right oh but I think so do I don't I mean Dempsey and and Donovan were amazing but I mean even is another it's another level man and he's lived up to the hype where Freddy Ado never did you gota bring you had to bring up Freddy Ado and looks it looks Freddy Adu breaks Toke like to froze as soon as you mention FR do so so I mean I think you might have set him off there man I know he's might have broke his brain or his computer but uh I know that Christian pich had a good weekend this weekend over for AC Milan so we were also wondering how else the other Americans did well Anthony Robinson started over the English Premier League he just reminded me um my brother-in-law is uh is vacation he's on vacation in Italy he actually went to go see AC Milan oh really really recently yeah yeah I think a few days ago oh that's sick so I you reminded me cuz uh my wife tell me oh yeah he's going to some place called Sano and I turned around looked at her I'm like is your brother going to go see AC Milan he's like yeah he's going to a soccer game I'm like yep wow sounds of all right Tok is froze again unless he's just that unless he is just stuck that way look yeah uh look at that I think I think we broke them the internet travels must be the storm coming it could be the storm Wi-Fi yeah you seem to be having Wi-Fi issues yeah bro get a better router or get I got the best one they'll sell me get the wi connection [Music] hardwire but that's all right all right oh we were just we were just talking about uh his cousin is at the S my brother my brother my brother went to the Sano of AC Milan got to see Christian pulk play along with a couple other amazing players right yep yep they play so to so I know uh I know James broke you when he me when he mentioned uh Freddy Adu and I think he's still broke it he's still broken Karma two Milan one and Christian pulk was the Lone goal scorer what so did they play in Santio the a few days ago let's see uh they play or was it inter they played in the N tardini so he must have gone he so let me look at the the torano game that was at the Z and that had Malik Di duvan zaples and Alvar Alvaro marata and Noah okaf for yeah so yeah he he probably yeah he want to go see a game of sensor it must have been that one then still that's a sick thing to do like what did he say about it did you get to talk to him I haven't talked to him yet I want to ask him about it but that's kind of like I I I said if I ever go to Europe I I I'm going just to watch games like yeah like and I'm all cool I mean I'm all for looking at you know ruins and you know Roman statues and all that I'm all for that but I told my wife this but you got to give me time to go see a couple of games like on game day let let go be able to have enough time to walk to the stadium like you know go to check out the local th stop by one of the bars on the way grab a grab a p bro it's so it's crazy because like the stadium etiquette in like Italy or maybe just around the world like you could legit buy food outside like the food vendors and you can go inside the stadium with food but I thought you don't you can't have alcohol or something like that you can't have alcohol you can't you could buy a whole you could buy a sandwich and then walk into the stadium with it it ain't like here wild it ain't like here where if you buy a sandwich yeah you better eat it before you go through security cuz you know no outside food oh yeah that's wild so it's crazy man and to still broken bro well we'll pause for station identification here and uh we'll be right back enemies the [Music] First Break (Technical Difficulties) fire y down there hey Pulisic Reprised there okay technical difficulties aside you guys brought up sick and and yeah I need a new laptop how about let's the GoFundMe for my laptop no um but so you guys brought up croen PSC and I'll tell you this he has a Champions League title right I you forget that like he played most of that game I I I think by far he's already his legs could explode tomorrow and he's already the best American player in history yeah until someone wins two Champions Leagues well I mean they got to do more than that he's scoring goals you know he's I mean he's creating impact the next the next American player has to be like in the running for like the Golden Boot yeah to take his crown you got to be a Golden Boot Contender you gotta be winning champions league you gotta like that is a tall Mas we got Chris deed Christi P said that he's not even third top 35 Wingers in all of the world talking about top three player in the entire world all positions if you want the best American soccer player you legit need to have a guy like a a random dude could like that could be like the the Catalyst for like a team like Everton to go from like the the mid tier bottom all the way to the top so think of like Eric can with Manu in the early 90s you need that kind of catalyst player that's when you'll have your best do you get to drop KCK people in the in the in the stands I hope he does I hope you know I hope he does there's always somebody Ming there's always some somebody Ming some bad stuff man buying Cantona with zadan I I'm I'm just happy he's found his he's found his home you know he's he's returned to homeostasis he's scoring goals um tell me so you're telling me that he's going to be like like an AC Milan Legend is that what we're trying to tell me here I actually yeah I kind of think he'll have a good fiveyear run here where he when he leaves like the the the Ultras are going to like lift up a banner with his face and say Legend I mean he might not be that's the trajectory he's on yeah I mean he might he might him leaving early for some place like Real Madrid which I don't think he's going to no he's not down I mean if he plays well enough don't put that curse on him don't put that evil on him bro don't that point it's his career like even if like let's think about this let's say he has three Good Seasons here at Milan and somebody loses their [ __ ] mind and Barcelona's like here's $153 million for him get p in his leg snaps who cares he's paid you know what I mean like guess in that sense you're right and in in the individual aspect you are correct but an American who has a Champions League title who played in the game yes Zach Steph and I see you but like but I but he like no one can touch him yet you're going to have to do some pretty incredible things to be the best ever American soccer player after Christian P SI like you got to turn everington into a Powerhouse basically you got you gotta show up at Real Madrid you got you got you got to show up at Real Madrid and be like if you're not scoring goals and you're just like a center back you got to be Sergio Ramos so basically you know what I mean you got to be the guy in Valencia that scores the the two winning goals against Real Madrid and and Madrid that's all right so you you're not wrong but I wna I want to move us along for a Split Second um I just realized we're all AC Milan's plans for Yunus Musah raring red anyway no what I seriously wanted to talk about is po of six teammate unisa I was I was a little afraid this AC Milan move was a little too much too fast and last year you know he was used sparingly but like so far he's I I mean I I think it's he started this weekend and he came off the bench the first game oh they lost you know like he's I mean they yeah buta though they lost a way TOA and it's not necessarily his fault this isn't the world's strongest AC Milan team but like honestly to see Unis musen someone's plans like an AC Milan like this you know I could see a a don't don't throw the tomatoes yet but I could see like a con level kind of like upgrade progression in his career you know what I'm saying Champion that's a tall order right there buddy PR to drink in the states he's only like 20 years old still okay okay okay okay okay okay I'm not saying it's not possible but as his current trajectory it's not really are you kidding me he's in their plans no th this is where he's this is the start of the launch because now he's in a big team's plans finally and not just on the bench and not just like oh [ __ ] I didn't know he had a Unice Musa like at Valencia you know what I'm saying so like Valencia's a whole it's a it's a it's a crap show right now he's 21 years old what did I tell you what did I tell you this kid has the that he has it's one of those like Michael Bradley things it was like when Michael Bradley came to the United stat to the US team it was like oh cool Michael Bradley he's doing something and then like at by the end it was like holy [ __ ] he was like the captain he was there forever so like Unis Musa could be the same thing he's already been in a World Cup this kid be the look look I get it cold water on me I I get I get it all right I like I know I care about this US Men's National Team just like any other red blooded American right all I'm saying is this at the way we're going in right now the way this team has set up the way the US Men's National Team has set up the best we can do is be that Scrappy Blue Collar team that's made out of all sorts of Misfits and individuals and I'm not talking about sergino D you know but but all I'm saying is that yeah we could we could be like this Rough and Tumble bluecollar team that you know we might not have the Finesse of a of a Spain or an England national team but we can ball when we have to what do you guys think that potina is going to do uh cuz as you say I mean like the talent on this roster is you know suited for various strengths in soccer yeah yeah he you know what I probably would want I would want a lot of defensive effort I think the the counter would be the way to go with the type of you know agility oh my god with death and Jedi we talk about Jedi I'm not sold on Jedi okay I saw that man get CAU up by DPG's Jedi Robinson slander by the best of South America so yeah it happens to the put there who do you put there besides Jedi Virgil Van Dyk might not stop one game but he can stop the other two games don't worry viril highly disrespectful DPG to Fulham to myself to Jedi Robinson this is all highly all I'm saying is this is that you put so much stock in that on that back line that the cop America just liter L expose how weak it is even with our strongest Center back Jedi we didn't have our strongest center backs we didn't send our best and brightest who do we who do we were missing our left back um now you dude don't make me relive the summer of trauma we're past the the summer soccer this summer look man we you ever seen the cartoon you know the cartoons like you know you know I don't know with the coyotes sometimes they get that b bat and just hits people in the head yes that's kind of like what's going on right now bro it's like everybody saw how how how bad this us M national team is you know everybody saw how dis organized you know whatever whatever credibility we had kind of just got washed away but you know PPG there was still some potential in that there was still like the spark of pulik there's still some of these connections that we were seeing between him and Raina and um sometimes way some sometimes he play wght Jedi don't forget he played with [ __ ] Wright a lot when they were in the youth teams they they really like playing with each other and guess who's turned who's coming into his own as well yeah I mean [ __ ] Wright scored this weekend am I right do we want to do we want to cover any of those other Americans or do we want talk I want to talk about everybody I love them all they're all my favorites I wonder who patino is going to bring in first of these guys you know who do you think is going to be his first three goalkeepers Gaga sonina could be one of them I mean Gaga wasn't Gaga like coach under Does Pochettino rate Gaga Slonina potina when he arrived at at Chelsea I mean yeah but like come on dude that's a meat market there no I get I I get it I get it but at least he has some sort of player profile on Gaga just say I'll leave it at that he has a great player profile he has Chelsea player profile on them that will tell you a lot about Gaga and how how people see him depending on if P if pettino pulls brings him in instantly or not I think Gaga's situation was you need to put him in the right situation that's all it was that's all it was he seem be the right one now yeah you put him in the right environment bro you know and this is him on a Burnley team you know you know this is this is him on a Burnley imagine putting him behind some of the world's best center back lines yeah like Austin trusty and Cameron Carter vicer oh dog Jesus don't don't don't I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding guess how old is oh in 19 20 look at that he has the makings that maybe one day he might be the one that goes for Real Madrid just saying I mean for real like he could be a Kaylor n you know like Real Madrid's not afraid to sign a 32y old goalkeeper if he's one of the best in the world right you know what I'm saying this kid got another 12 years it's 32 you know what I mean absolutely so you know it's I mean I I get it I mean I'm excited for puntino Will US Soccer get in it's own way see what he does but I also want to see how much restraint the the the front office is going to put on him you know what he what front office he can't sign players what do you mean talk you know what I'm talking about you know what I'm talking about you talk there is no MLS mandate I get it I get it but the US soccer is like almost like a front office bro if you're not one the boys then good luck well then why hire him like I I'm I kind of see Crocker as a guy who because if Crocker doesn't get this right he's going to be out of a job so at this point it's going to desperation mode so yeah and that so that requires that requires giving up some power so I mean to get a good coach you have to man you have to give up power so I don't care if patino walks into into that office you know and says hey I need you to get me 10 like data analysts for this team oh they'll do it oh yeah just say yes just say yes you know just you know just say yes so I I got I got one for you here I got a dark horse Pino walks to the office he puts his hand on his shoulder the guy the guy's like I just got to say it just say yes okay I need I 10 analyst I need fight tomorrow get the get the cinman chopper out all right so here so we the Midfield is kind of a big question because Weston McKenna is that Juventus is like we're gonna put you in the night gown but we're not bringing you home so like he's never playing Tyler Adams is you know what w mcken reminds me of what's that it's like this I don't know I don't think you guys know this but it's like this really old SNL sketch yeah with um with uh with John Belushi's brother where where they're running um uh when they're running that uh that uh you know what they said cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger oh the cheeseburger joint yeah Pepsi uh no Coke just pep yeah yeah that's SK yeah when he freaking he kicks out his cousin cuz he wants to get some like guard dogs and you know Bill Murray plays a cousin that's kind of like a little you know he's he's not you know he's not there so you know or he's not that is that he's misunderstood yeah and he kicks him out throws him out he throws him out and then when when the dog guyy like yeah it's going to cost you this much he goes outside and grabs him like okay okay you're back you know so that's what Wes mckin reminds of like the guy that that yeah you're here but I'll kick you out but then when I realize I got to pay money for someone better come back in you're in our plans again I mean they're they're selling uh a they're selling a midfielder oh crap I just I to now I forget to who I saw the news earlier today on Twitter so I mean they might need Weston more but really there's there's places that are Su are levels of success that you can land after a Juventus right he's got the he's got he's got options up to him what I want to talk about level of success what what level of success no I mean he I mean you you telling me South you tell no you telling me southampton's going to turn up their nose at Weston McKinny you telling me like you telling me Florentina is gonna you know ask do those clubs have Deep Pockets though well I mean he's not he's kind of on the cheap but is he this whole this whole time I'm trying to I'm trying to tell you dark think if somebody offered to pay 10 million Juventus would take it well Mo that's what I'm considering cheap yeah dudes are going for 80 you know what I'm saying like I don't know if anybody's offering 10 million for Weston at the moment oh I'm sure an MLS team is but uh Tanner Tessman to Lyon dude Tanner tessman Tanner tessman just got a move to Leon and like they are all [ __ ] about it and I know he wasn't playing at benzia because they were all salty that he was trying to leave but watch out because like I said punch catino has no bias yet right well notino is coming in with a clean slate exactly so don't get don't be surprise I know the first friendly or whatever I think it's against Mexico I don't know he's not even going to was Canada no but but but but what I'm saying is don't be surprised if his first lineup is like a mismash of all these randos that you know we might have heard bits and pieces of you know well he's not going to force a Tyler Adams if he's hurt he's not going to he's not gonna force it he don't give a [ __ ] yet oh imagine he's bringing Christian p s oh yeah well oh that's the other thing as Americans Gio Rena played nine minutes but you know at least you know they they they you know at least he was wearing the outfit man he Josh Sergeant scor yeah Josh Sergeant's on a tear Brendan arenson yeah Brendan Aronson scored but ah Leeds I'm kind of angry at Leeds Leeds is a weird so Patrick hold on we Leeds & Bamford's bad luck injury we just brought up Leeds Patrick banford hurt himself the most hysterical way ever I'm guessing it was one of his children played on the team but he was at like a youth soccer game and there was AIT a melee that started breaking out and so he runs on the field and tears his hamstring or something and he he was trying to was he trying to fight someone cuz he just walks up no no no he was trying to like break it up obviously like it's obvious he was trying to help break [ __ ] up but well the fact that out there and then he starts rolling on the ground like he's in a game like him why he's like yeah yeah what's going on here oh my so that guy that guy played so poorly that guy played um just shabil levels of misses when when Jessie Marsh was there I'm telling you this no one will talk about this but Patrick banford is the number one reason why Jesse Marsh got fired at leads number one number 150,000 number one right there and no one will talk about it he was shabil levels of Misses well you're talking about it right [Laughter] now it's like it's like having a loud megaphone talking about being cancelled so he was that leads uh so B bamford's been at leads uh since 2018 he's still there he's got 56 goals in 177 appearances he plays I mean he had one huge season in the year before Marsh got there um when uh their coach got poached but yeah he what year was Marsh there 2022 so let's see the right he scored a lot of goals in 2020 2021 and then he scored two goals in 2021 2022 yep there we go there J Mar he only played nine games yeah but he played the first nine he helped dig that hole baby oh Dam man but I mean so PSV apparently is killing everybody Ricardo Pepe scored again because he just he has to he's compelled it's like a serial killer he must he must score goals he want job there yeah he does and uh who else scored the other American Tilman Malik Tilman which I always I always get a kick out of the Tilman Brothers to be perfectly honest I like I like watching Timothy on La and I like watching uh Malik play wasn't Timothy wasn't Timothy supposed to go to Europe I mean there's there's there was talks but like you know he he he had a little bit dip of form I think really is kind of what happened and now I mean listen it we have differing opinions but I think you could have a good three foure career in MLS and then still get a move to Europe I feel like the Dynamics have changed I think the American player used to be looked at in a sense of like if they were not a Phenom at a super young age nobody wanted him it was only phenoms they they were only trying to score they were only trying to hit so Mix Diskerud's stolen valor you're basically telling me he's going to he's going to mix discar rud's career I wouldn't say that although mix has any man done more with less than mix discar rude because actually now you'd say I think mix disc screw has himself a couple of Premier League [Laughter] titles no way I mean seriously he play no dude City just had him like the 19th player on the team type of thing for a long time going his transfer profile right now he he I think he I don't know if any man has done more with less than mix discar and to be fair guy that gets a freaking leag Premier League uh medal he does I he's got a Gold Cup winner and he's got two mysterious trophies what are they are those Premier Leagues cuz he was on man he's a Cate Cup winner he's a cypriate Cup winner for with ammonia niia I love it the Cyprus cup no Champions he has no Premier Leagues the crazy thing he's only 33 years old no no way yeah he's 33 years old dude do you remember like I I was telling you guys this when we first got on and we weren't recording yet but I remember just pouring over like I would hit refresh every so often on ESPN soccer.com or whatever I couldn't wait for the Americans abroad like article just to read that 99% of them sat and didn't play and like that one time you would just hear somebody got a goal or just like Frankie semi got seven minutes awesome Terrence Boyd had a goal in the third division Bundesliga you literally said Frank Simi that's a name I haven't heard in a long time that's when Benny fail hober was in was on the Underground that was like before Benny felher like that was the first album right that's like when Benny fail hobber was that sterious European player um God Bobby Ki was playing it oh my God them days was when Taylor TW used to play for 18 1860 what Munich oh yeah 100% I remember those days and now we just have a we're like oh yeah po sick hasn't scored in three games what the hell is wrong you know what I mean it's more interesting when we hear about R Rando like doing something like oh yeah that guy huh dude dude I know this is kind of breaking topic cuz it's MLS but I didn't realize Bobby wood was still alive he scored two Bobby Wood and the Revolution goals he plays in Colorado bro that's yeah I thought he he he plays in New England oh yeah he does Oh I thought he played with Georgia yeah he does he plays in New England I thought so wasn't he playing Colorado I could have sworn he could yeah I thought he start got to start there hold on I mean I'm sure he did at some point so AC Milan got a cut raid deal on pul they guess how much they bought for what 35 mil like you play R so late 20 mil Euro and now he guess what he's worth according to transfer market 72 no no no no 47 double 40 mil Euro dang I mean that I mean you guys you guys make fun of me but pck is a truly good like a extremely sometimes I feel I feel you're still that guy that's clicking Refresh on the ESPN soccer site listen there will I'll probably always there will always be a part of me that is that guy and and if you were that guy you're probably one of the guys the early guys in big soccer from like the early 2000s oh no I never I would never dare despite listening to winning ugly and matchfit USA I um I would never go to on the big soccer I I didn't have I was going to say guess how much AC Milan paid for Unice muda from Valen 7 mil or 6 mil 20 mil oh damn that's cuz Valen needs the money though well I mean as mil a Milan wanted you know they're they're will to spend money like I said you know what like I said he is a part of their plans and that is a very good thing for American soccer so if you would like a very good thing definitely stay around stay next segment I think oh I think we should mention MLS and League's Cup Final and whether anyone did or did not watch that or whatever but uh gentlemen I think the future for America is bright stick around everybody want it oh my God Second Break [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] Leagues Cup Final (Columbus Cre vs LAFC) welcome back fellow enemies of the fire I I I take a deep sigh because what is that sigh for is it for a League's cup it is for League you what I see I thought thought it was a sigh of somebody waiting on the line for 40 minutes not yet that's rage that is Rage so I'll say this I watched the league cups final and it's because I well it's because I wasn't doing [ __ ] else and I had the iPad next to me while I was playing video games but I did feel a little dirty because since the fires exit out of leagues Cup this is the only match I've watched in the entire tournament and so what do we think I mean I I from what I understand attendance was up but it was mostly just the fans of Mexican teams who got a chance to see their team for the first time you know you saw MLS when MLS play teams played MLS teams those stadiums were mad super EMP you know even the final was not as bumping as it could have been but I will say Columbus more than most teams got behind their team and kind of supported so what do you got lot say I got a lot to say about this now I want to compare this in the Cucho Hernandez is the Truth (Superman & Robin) light of Chicago Fire real quick because Chicago Fire went and spend out like 13 14 million on Hugo kers right great goal score in MLS however here's what Columbus did they went and got the greatest player in MLS not named Leo Messi for just under 10 million euro and they got him from Watford and he's young he's way he's the greatest player in the league not named Leo Messi he's not only a he's a number 10 number nine he's everything you need where Hugo's kers need someone else to function cooo is anything and everything you need he is an alyon he is a self starter he is the he is the Alpha and the Omega meanwhile kers kers is nothing he went there he went there guys kers is nothing but a robin he needs is Superman meanwhile coo is his own he's his own Super Friends man this man just say he's the Alpa and Thea what the co is his own Super friend he's his own Batman and Robin plus he's got Batgirl and uh and Nightwing in the back truck like Co can do it all meanwhile kers needs a utility belt he needs luck he needs Batman and he doesn't have Batman or Superman he he's Jimmy ol basically without Superman imag Jimmy ol Jimmy ol's just delivering the paper but without Clark Kent with those fire stories without Lois Lane with those fire stories Jimmy olssen ain't making bank I'm not actually it's not a good comparison with Jimmy olssen may be a little insulting the more accurate comparison is Robin but which one Tim Drake Jason Todd is he the one that gets beaten in by the Joker with his with a cro that is my question so so wow that was insane I was I I'm I'm morally objected okay so I'll say this cooo Hernandez is a revelation because don't forget this man had been in the league before right he bounced in and out and now he's he's killing it but it's not just him you you want to talk about Batman Robin they got Diego Rossi as well they got they had um uh what's his F uh not I can't even think of the name but they've got darling nagby I know you're talking they got darling T nagby pulling the strings oh so you're telling me they have a GM who actually knows how to put a team together unlike the Chicago Fire oh my god well you know the guy who put this team together just got like a super job somewhere right Tim B binko look him at yeah he got some big high paying overseas job yeah he's done with MLS or no he's he might be like a main guy at MLS actually one of the two but he he got promotion he got Brinks truck backed up dude this Columbus team like watching them beat La in this final they they own lafc it doesn't matter Drew scored which was pretty cool to see is this LFC has Marco Roy no La no we'll get to that but but that you got to think what eight months ago this same Columbus team whooped up on lafc in the MLS Cup Final and like really they they did it again they they knocked him around the park I know it was a closer game than the MLS Cup final but it I never really had a lot of question that Columbus was going to win that game I mean and then like it ended three to one you can't you can't bet against Columbus right now man it's hard to like penko left to go coach Black Knight football club I don't know what that is I think that's more of like you know like City Group it's giv me a lot of NHL hits like I don't yeah because the knights or whatever but like I'm I think he's like the like GM for like an Umbrella Corporation like red or city football group I think that's what it is I think this like you know they own a couple teams type of thing like I said man's getting paid he he put together a hell of a team I don't know did either of you guys actually watch this game because I did no I I don't waste my time okay did did you have not I did not see it either did either of you have a moral objection to it no I did not I mean I don't I really don't care I just that's exactly sums it up yeah I really don't care man oh [ __ ] Indy Eleven and the US Open Cup you know what we're Miss in Indie 11 play in The Uso we well we it's 10:00 at night we probably already missed and I don't care about Indie 11 but it sounds fun toar man it doesn't say if it doesn't say Chicago I don't care right I'm telling me you don't you're telling me that based on how leagues cup went based on the fact that it [ __ ] exists you don't want to see Indie 11 win the US Open cup funny as I would think of that as funny as I think it is no I mean I really don't care if it doesn't have Chicago Fire FC at it then don't bother me I don't want to see I don't want to be one of those Fanboys that likes LA Galaxy I don't care for Miami inner Miami I don't care like Leo Messi which I I admit that's one of the reasons I on every once in a while I don't care man I don't care I don't care if V Milan has like old school Barcelona playing I I don't care you just hate fun don't you I don't hate fun I just support my team I'm not going to be drooling on the on the I'm not going to be drooling on the window you know in front of a a Marshalls you know looking for the red what's it called the red Marshall no no no no what's um the the BB gun from that Christmas movie I don't care the Red Rider yeah I'm going to be staring on on the window looking at the Red Rider all right I mean I that's what you two guys do you guys like to you know put your faces against a mirror and be like oh my God Messi's here well yeah because what are they giving us here in Chicago dud exactly Hugo kers that's what they're giving us I mean Hugo kypers the past few weeks the past few weeks this team had well this team has given me something yeah I mean they're the a heartbeat at least right about that should I maybe I should say it maybe I won't sa it save it it Marco Rues why don't I why don't why don't we move on and how about I eat some [ __ ] right now okay because I have been the biggest hater of the marro Royce to LA Galaxy move what's wrong with that by by the way lafc uh already got a goal from uh former French Superstar Drew yeah I said that earlier yeah Drew already scored of course but uh I'll eat crow on this one man Roy scored a goal in his first game for LA Galaxy whoa um I don't know do we see it happening or or will I eventually be proven right and he'll be a man of glass I think he's going to be fine he's going to I think he'll be fine but we'll see three games in blows up inj injury prone um I'm not sure where you can bet on these things God what else what else happened oh DPG I would like for you to know and for the everyone watching Jordan Morris Jordan Morris currently has 14 goals in MLS has currently has 14 goals in Major League Soccer brother okay so Jordan Morris theorem having having 14 goals having 14 goals in MLS is like getting getting the participation try or particip Chicago Fire has no 14 goal scorers that's fine that's fine again I don't know when the last was I'm I'm again I'm not a window slobber I'm not a window slobber okay I'm not you guys I'm not you guys staring at the window like oh my God it's a Red Rider BB gun no I told you this before all right I think J Morris is going to be an MS lifer that's it to me he he's going to go on the line of uh oh what's a good what's a good one he's gonna be he's going to be another a rozov oh my God which is it there's worse things in life to be than another onti RZ off man that's it I mean he's basically other than four games in Swansea before his knee snapped he play he's a one club man Seattle Sounders through and through Seattle boy like yeah you know I mean it's always hard to play when you're playing against kids right dude I I don't know I commend it I like I said I call it the the Jordan Morris theorem a player happy will play well hey you look up MLS stats I'm wondering where sh go kers is oh don't look it up I was going to save it but he has 10 goals okay so he doesn't have 14 okay break he's gonna break that glass ceiling dude he scored it from outside of the box this weekend he can he did he did he did he did that was a nice laser we we were supposed to save this for the Chicago Fire section let's save it and talking about the Chicago Fire yes I'm gonna I'm gonna Toke's Ticketmaster rant bring this up now since there's really no other MLS news here it comes I I you know what I was so actually ragy today that it's kind of gone already but Ticket Master Ticket Master Ticket Master Ticket Master [ __ ] monop how how do we allow for Monopoly to exist in this the in this Society like seriously I sold tickets on the 1 of August for the game on the first of August because my car exploded so there was no way I was going to bridge view right surved though yeah yeah I mean it didn't really explode so I I sell the tickets everything's lovely and I'm looking and I'm just like I you know you pay attention to your bank account I'm kind of like hey I never saw that little bloop you know right I never saw and so like I asked DPG earlier I was like how long before you get your tickets he's like oh his Dig's like a week to get paid for your tickets yeah yeah it's like that is uh 27 days later so I call I I try to look it up you know I try to do my best on The Ticket Master stuff I go to my account it says sold right there on the [ __ ] tickets I go to my email there's the email I got from Ticket Master it said sold I go into to the to the website make sure all my information is updated and it's like nothing it they show no record of it so I call I call Ticket Master and after sitting on hold for a good 20 minutes a recording made or you know going through a bunch of like options right it was this [ __ ] options it's just like none of this is g to help me you're just making me angrier and then what what should have tipped me off was before the person actually connected there was a recording that was like now remember please be courteous to the to the to the customer service agents and it's like oh so this is about to be some [ __ ] [ __ ] so this dude actually to his credit was polite to me which is the only reason why I didn't [ __ ] have an aneurysm while talking to this man and so he's like oh sir we don't have records of your tickets being of any tickets being sold I was like oh well you know that's okay because I had I could send you right now a screenshot of of my app of the Chicago Fire app that says they're sold or I could just email you a copy of the email I received from your company and he's like but no I don't show it I'm like that's fine I have the proof I can give it to you very easily like any form you need text email you know it's crazy how it's crazy how that works cuz uh remember I told you guys I got a new grill and I had I had scratch and uh and you know some are chipping away like obviously a brand new girl and already has a like a gash on the side and I call and I called the the customer service people oh I think I was on the phone for five minutes called them the guy said hey can you take a picture and can you text it to me here's the number text it boom okay we'll go ahead and replace it in a few days like that that is not what happened so we went back and forth between I have this proof let me give it to you and then him being like no we don't show it and it's just like oh my [ __ ] god he goes so after about 30 minutes of this he's like oh wait is this a sporting event I was like yeah no yeah it is I I think we established that earlier when you asked me what the event was and I made sure to Oh and godamn it God forbid the [ __ ] stadium was called SeatGeek cuz he's like oh so you sold him on SeatGeek I'm like no the stadium where the game is being played is SeatGeek oh so you sold them on the seek site no no I didn't oh no wonder they see seed geek they're like oh seed GE yes seat GE no you no sell hearing on seat GE so that is a leg barrier because they're just reading seat gek it makes sense and so he goes okay dog he didn't call me dog but he goes okay how about this it's a sporting event I think I got the right phone phone number there's a different division that needs to talk to you to do this I was like oh dope please give me the phone number I appreciate it you're getting passed along no so yeah I was like you can't just forward me he's like no I was like dope give me the phone number so I I I I I I get the phone number I type it into my little phone why can't he for you that's not right heally for you because do you know who picked up the phone number that I then called hi this is the Chicago Fire oh great oh okay great great great so then instantly hang up and I call my boy my ticket rep and at this point I'm getting so heated that I'm talking to him and I'm literally like uh so I finally I talk to him you know and I'm like okay so so is this something you can actually help me with or did they tell me to go [ __ ] myself and he goes oh no I think it's the ladder because we can't do [ __ ] and I was like oh boy and so then I started getting pretty upset and I was like it listen dude like I will cancel next year's season tickets they cannot just take money from me they double dipped they I they took the money I got for selling these tickets and I bought them right so they're double dipping I'm like I'll cancel I don't I'm I've done worse for Less right and so he's like and I'm just like and this team's so [ __ ] terrible and he's like well he's like it's not our fault you know and I'm like I know it's not your fault but their customer service is leaving don't worry I was like their customer service is so poor it's messing with your business I was like listen when the team is this bad any hurdle to enjoyment is really bad for business and and he's like okay hold on man let me talk to my boss let me see what's up so so currently it's not resolved yet right so currently um he got all the pertinent information he needed from me to then basically he's now making these phone calls trying to do this so big shout out to the Chicago Fire ticket sales office because that dude has been cool so far this season real [ __ ] cool cat I don't want to throw M what was that I don't want to throw out names but you know I do got to admit that I I mean I also got to cool rep like I think he's more active than the last guy I had I I'll just leave it at that I I don't know if I'll ever get paid but I I was I was rather heated and still am would you take would you take a Chicago Fire legitimate Jersey uh that's a good question depends on who you take and what player current player what you know well hold on cuz here's where the real rubber meets the road you know I got a family situation that cropped up so I'm going to have to not I'm going to have to sell again the tickets from not Miami but the following week and then there was already the one game I knew I was going to miss all season long which is Toronto because my buddy's birthday big [ __ ] trip down to St Louis to go see a game there with him right so that was the one game all year I knew I was going to miss so I've got two more games worth of tickets to sell and I'm not going to do that until this is resolved and then like what am I going to do like it just I'm I'm [Music] upset you oh oh man you know it wasn't this when I sold stuff like like first I had to proof that I sold stuff Chicago Fire had to prove that I sold stuff because when I try to get more stuff they were like no budy no you made enough more than enough money for yourself so um he had all in his records it showed I sold he was like I've got your back here we've got your back so oh my God no that I'll tell you this since manuo has bought the team one thing that has actually improved year after year after year is the relationship between the team and the fans it's not perfect but it is uh metric T better than it was yep so I just H I hate to hear about your ongoing war with Ticket Master no I mean just call me Pearl Jam this will be a [ __ ] blood this will be another Best Buy all over again I told you guys about that blood Feud I mean I try to be I I I don't know maybe I'm a Jer I try not to be but anyway all right so that I actually appreciate everyone thank you for letting me get that off my chest and this is why unfettered capitalism is bad anyway anyway stick around because there's actually a lot of fun stuff to talk about the fire for the first time in a long time so I'm pretty jacked everybody so all right we're going to talk to fire when we come back kick that like button make sure you look it in the eye and pun it Third Break [Music] [Music] is [Applause] The Great Chicago Fire welcome back fellow enemies of the fire we are here to do what's supposed to be the fun part of the show talk about the Chicago Fire we all read wore red for the occasion gentlemen how do we feel after this past weekend where the fire were down 2-nil for quite a long time and came back to tie that game did you guys watch it I I The NYCFC comeback watched it I didn't watch it but here's let me bring my two cents into it before you guys who watched it actually you know could make some sense out of it all I have this to wonder if you are an honest to God MLS team that's letting the fire tie or beat you then you have no business in winning the MLS Cup so what that proved to me is New York is not a true Contender they a pre they are a pretender for the MLS Cup once playoffs comes around start watching what teams beat the fire and what teams fail against the fire and Flounder those are the pre that'll sort out the pretenders versus the real the real players and bet on those real players listen to you money mindset [ __ ] look what what I'll say is uh I think the fire and Frank Kos in general tend to play to their competition so when we play a a San Jose we look like utter unbelievable garbage and we lose we play at Columbus and we play him tight like I really they're a Vibes team you're saying they're a Vibes team well not even a Vibes they just play to their competition or they beat the competition it was tough Andis I you know we are a point away The Playoff push from the playoffs and I feel like so was the whole rest of the conference the that's the thing rest of the conference is in fact three points out basically either you're in the playoffs or you're three points out in the entire Eastern Conference however the Western Conference there are a couple teams that are basically out well the the e East is kind of the Hales and the Have Nots right there's a big disparity between the top and the bottom but a lot of people are cred the bottom you have a team that that has 50 something points and then the bottom is like everybody has 26 27 points I mean should we not say Miami is pretty gosh darn good team 56 points they're leading all of MLS they're number one in the league the second place team behind him is in the Western Conference that's LA Galaxy with 52 points Andy that still exists wow well he exists yeah like Messi who currently not oh my god well Messi so I guess we're burying the lead right we're taking our time it's messy Messi week... or not week everybody I I mean wait so Miami is coming to Soldier Field which is is highly talked about highly anticipated but Messi has been hurt since the cop America final which I oh when it happened I really was like it'll be okay this is fine he'll be better in time which apparently he's not so are we excited like James you actually took me to this game last season it fun I was I had a blast and like my girl is she's like ah no messy whatever I'm backing out so I asked my buddy if he wanted to come he goes well can you guarantee me that Luis Suarez is gonna bite somebody I said well the best I can do is I can tell you this there is not a 0% chance there not z% there's a greater than zero percent chance saying there is a chance exactly but no I I'm pretty psyched to see busets I'm pretty psyched to see Suarez and Jordi Alba and the other people I don't know who else is on I'm trying to remember who else is on the team no they've got some pretty decent players to be perfectly honest with you it's just you know they're not named buett and Suarez and [ __ ] you know you don't notice all the time oh Yedlin are you talking about oh my God yin's gone dude they played Yedlin last week what which yeah Yedlin went to Nashville yeah it's oh that's right we covered that listen I you you guys think I like Jordan Morris I love DeAndre who SKS is playing Cent is playing Center back I mean he's re if he's playing Center back he's playing fron bachen Bower soccer because he's he's still pulling the strings there's no like seriously Jord playing like left Midfield sounds sexy I mean he was a Winger at times for that Spanish team yeah you know what I mean like I Miami's a like there's no Shack this year to show up big in the in a big game do like what do we think on the field first do we think the fire are going to compete do you think the fire are going to win do you think the fire are going to get embarrassed without Shaq there's no there's no fire in this team that's G to push this team over the edge to make that happen I don't see that happening no but you just mentioned earlier right earlier that this fire team plays through the competition so it might be a tight game you know right I mean it one thing is beating Miami last year 4 to one it'll be a whole different story if they beat Miami four to one this year here's the thing about the statement win that was Miami last year they didn't [ __ ] make the playoffs no they didn't follow up with anything in fact they kind of [ __ ] the bed the next two games this year they still have the opportunity to make the playoffs will they there's three there's three straight home games here so how many points do we get out of these three games starting with Miami I mean you know a logical team would want seven a a crazy person wants nine and what we will probably get is two [Laughter] no I mean in all seriousness we'll probably get four we'll probably beat Miami and then get our asses kick the next game and then tie the following eight games left in the season I you know can I say something as much as I love this team which I do somehow for some reason I I kind of don't want them to make the playoffs because I feel like if they do it's just like wow well MLS I hope they do I want them to because they' be the biggest f You by Frank to everyone who discounted him yeah but come on the points total is lower than last season they could still make the playoffs and have a lower point total than last season you know what I'm saying that's where that like there's no as though that wouldn't there wouldn't be an asterisk on their playoffs it still show made the playoffs I have a couple questions that doesn't feel right to me man that feels dirty you know what doesn't feel dirty g g g g Greg bear GGG incoming? halter rumored to becoming the next Chicago fire head coach there's some uh some rumors uh passing through the uh the windmill you you heard on the rumor mill so what do we have here about Greg and Chicago Fire honestly we talked about this last week I I'm terrified they're going to let him have full control terrified that I I don't want him signing players I want Greg coaching the team give me somebody else signing play would you rather take another incomp of GM or would you rather let Greg Balter kind of run it for you I don't know man like when you say no question Greg are you Greg what do you mean no question has he ever shown he can sign players he ran US soccer he ran it hey how many players did he sign for us uh he got a few over the line he he he's the one who landed once his line yeah well Mr I didn't I didn't get off the bench this weekend balagan mhm oh [ __ ] DPG you okay yeah I think I'm like kicking something and I think I I I must have turned on like one of my kids' toys I hear in the background I'm like no that that's that's to's microphone whenever he moves it no that's not it that's not it no so the hell I mean what do you James do you really want him to be GM yes I do I I would I'd rather have him be GM than any name out there that I know of right now not named Tim bag don't forget gar lagerway yeah and gar lagway that he just signed a deal right I'm just saying that this guy knows he's going to know what he wants he's he amongst all the coaches in MLS did Bruce Arena need a GM once you signed Bruce Arena no you didn't I think Bruce Arena's going to take anybody's word besides the guy that owns the team and when you signed what's when you signed um okay hold on though do look at that New England team that when you signed Bradley did you need to GM him no just let Bradley do it basically let him hire his guy like and I feel like Greg's earned that respect I I do not not the way that we pitchforked and [ __ ] torched him out of the US job we can we can we can do worse than Greg bar halter you're not wrong we there's two things could happen here velovic could show back up don't bring the soup guy God two things either GRE halter turns turn turns this team around for the better or he goes the way of Jason chrry and you know gos down in OBC obscurity yeah but like dude we have The Suffering been suffering for 10 [ __ ] years do like I can't I can't have Greg bear halter right off into the sunset off the back of us sucking for three years so so keep in mind CBS fans had to suffer for like over 100 years and oh my God don't I I I am a Cubs fan don't make me do that from birth until a couple years ago and then two two [ __ ] and then the Cubs winning put us on the worst timeline scher's not walking through this door teams making the playoffs so let's we can discount him and best guy out there Greg be halter hold on what what about this mind [ __ ] Greg bear halter GM and then he hires coach oh he h Zante Razo oh wait where is Zante right now I think L he a g me he ain't giving him up a California job for Chicago I mean for those Chicago the of the man I mean I mean I mean the guy the guy isn't the guy from originally from Southern California anyway so he's from California yeah yeah so why would he give up his hometown or whatever to move to like you know here man sometimes that home that you know that head coaching gig he excelled out here that's why I mean that is true um so yeah I was I was going to ask you guys this though do you guys think the fire are better with or without Shaq we briefly touched on out you know what's funny is the problem is I think the eye test they played better with him but the results did not also follow and I I just he's didn't have enough around him man I I feel like when they were on they were more dangerous with him in the lineup when they're with him out of the lineup I feel like they are no matter what they're they're less dangerous however they're also less vulnerable well let's talk about this though that's what Shaq made you he made you vulnerable yeah there's a big hole in the center but you you talked about not Hugo Cuypers scored 10 goals having that killer bite can we just for a second give him his flowers for the goal and also give him his flowers Hugo kypers is a double digit goal scorer nonetheless year one year one you know let's not pretend like sometimes these European guys don't have trouble getting acclimated to the league Year One true that is true he got a point and and so like I mean I feel like he's got at least two more in him right and I'll take a 12 goal season out of him especially on a bad team you know what I mean let's put it this way if he scores more than 12 goals they make the playoffs and it's no longer considered a bad team right you know there's no way he scores more than 12 and they don't make the playoffs you want to know who else has Lucho Acosta is the best player in MLS more than 10 goals and the names might surprise you okay well Lio Messi du 12 goals Hernandez 13 goals Louis Suarez 14 goals are you telling me are you telling me that that kypers Hugo kypers is only a few goals away from matching those guys wait for it Christian bente 17 goals well maybe not that guy Jordan Morris 10 goals and Georgie mahovich 10 goals no way there is no way Georgie's got 10 goals 10 goals and 21 appearances well see there there there you have it though there you have it Georgie's issue was always that he was inconsistent half the time he looked lost and half the time he could be killer he's scoring more goals per game than uh uh then let's see then Navaro aost luchano aosta Hugo kers he's got a better goal per game output than Hugo kers well he played less games went to the Olympics he went to the Olympics and sucked so he scored so he did more with less is what you're saying I mean he did but then he played so poorly in the Olympics isn't that wild like he really did he play he was he was one of the worst like players on the team and then you come back to MLS he's killing where is Colorado in the standings even this stat is insane the league leader of assists the Le messy still it's in the stat is absolutely Bonkers I wonder if this is some sight of record or if it's going to be soon luchano aasta how many assists do you think he is in 25 games played 11 it's astounding not 11 say more not 11 15 dramatically more 22 19 okay okay 19 assists in 25 games the next closest is a Vander with 13 and 21 13 assists is the next closest to 19 from Luchi Lucho aosta that's crazy well it's good to see uh Evander still doing good things to be perfectly honest I'm happy to see that wasn't a bust but can can I tell you this I'm pretty sure it might still be true that Lucho luchano aosta was involved in every single goal that that team has scored L has 11 goals 19 assists so he has 30 goals accounted for in all insane 25 games this guy is a goal creating machine now I I was saying that cooo is the best player in the league it's Lucho it's luchano aosta and then cooo coo might why don't we why don't we sell our young number 10 and let him do his European dream and just give Cincinnati whatever they want for Lucho aasta whatever comparatively coo has 2 one goals combined uh goals four with assists and goals so that's 21 points compared to 30 that is insane that is that's actually and don't forget he was suspended for a hot minute for what we still don't know what for all right Messi's 12 goals in 12 games okay wow oh that's good damn that's crazy that is pretty crazy let me see his assists are oh he's got 13 assists in 12 games so he's that's 25 goals in 12 games accounted for 25 goals created within 12 games holy so next next next closest guy is Lucho aosta with 30 holy sh n that's CRA like this is why people like you know what did I I forget what I sent you guys grle with everybody wants to talk [ __ ] about MLS you know what I mean like every time there's some crappy play they slap it on the internet like this is only happens in MLS and then we saw what the [ __ ] ever Everton was doing last weekend you know what I mean like come on that [ __ ] happens everywhere it just it goes to show you there's some good performances and finally unlike in the old days people you you like expect and count on and paid to do that are doing it Messi Lucho aosta you know back in the day it was just a like you'd pay Christian he's got 25 goals combined 25 points goals and nine assists so he's up there too back in the day you'd PID Christian Gomez a bunch of money because he won an MVP and then he'd fall off the planet Diego or David Fiera or the guy from uh oh what was the guy's name in Dallas did Davi Fiera something like that but like these like these guys who would have one huge season and then just disappear and then you never know who was going to be good now finally you're paying Messi he's actually really good you pay banga he's good you pay Lucho Costa he's really good like these guys aren't flopping like they used to you know what I mean like like not FL not on the field but like the deals the the contracts they're not flops anymore which is just exciting like major league soccer is getting exciting but even in the salary cap League you see the halves and Have Nots and when we talk about have and have not it's not money it's brains you guys heard of Aer yes Evander yes he's got 25 goals account or points combined also in 21 games avander crazy if I'm not mistaken Portland is not that good of a team this year and he kind of all they got going on well he is all they he's amazing yeah Evander Evander was again he was one of those guys that came in and had that rough first season or first half of that season and then finally got his feet under him who and now he's playing have you heard of Gabrielle pek I have heard about Gabrielle pek LA Galaxy he's got 10 goals 10 assists la la is back baby I'm pretty sure we were one of the first people on the internet to be talking about how the LA Galaxy were not going to be terrible this year Georgie's got 10 goals and eight assists I'm eight that eight assist is doing a lot of heavy lifting too man so wait where bring up the standings where's Colorado I don't want to touch anything on my computer for fear that it will melt it will um it will it will let's go to MLS uh table and you want to see where the Colorado in fourth place with 41 points they're in fourth place they're just behind Real Salt Lake who sold their stud Striker recently um LA Galaxy's in first lafc's in second Real Salt Lake in third Colorado in fourth Seattle Sounders have crawled back they're in fifth place Vancouver in sixth Portland in seventh Houston Dynamo in eighth Austin FC has crawled back into contention they're in ninth right now FC Dallas still has a shot Minnesota still has a shot sporting K is falling farther behind St Louis is basically done and San Jose is uh they're still recovering from the earthquake did did did you guys see um uh par Paul arola and Sebastian Legette both scored this weekend really yeah I Dallas put like five on whoever they were playing over the weekend um but that's wild because Did we miss on Chris Armas? because I remember at the beginning of the Season Colorado was struggling and we were like oh than God we didn't get Georgie and it was like oh man didn't want Chris armis and now they're in fourth place rocking and rolling man how do you feel about you should you should have let Chris armis manage the team BR wish we got both of them but you know we had you guys really want Chris armis you know what we have the smartest GM so mean he's in the playoffs solidly with Colorado's lineup or better yet Colorado's pocket [Laughter] let's take a look at their lineup that they recently played they got Navaro up front Jonathan Lewis on the left mahovich they got a guy named moso over on the right I think I was just talking about him um Basset Ronin not the type of ronin you find in Japan Sam Vines oh [ __ ] Abu bakar and maxo as their center backs and Keegan Rosenberry is their right back St oh Keegan Rosenberry is pretty good and abubacar Zach Steffan Renaissance & Matt Turner Magic is pretty good Zack step Zack Stefan having a Renaissance baby Zack stefen dancing on Matt Turner's grave Zack Stefan been stabbing that Matt Turner Voodoo Raphael Navaro is their Striker I mean good for him I I I I he's brand new he he moved there on June 27th I apologize I've been not paying attention to the West like that I can't believe that Colorado like here I am on my high horse like Chris [ __ ] armis and I didn't want Georgie we had Shaq and now look at us now look at [Laughter] us maybe I should just shut up and accept Greg be halter in my in my heart dude he's gonna be great if we ever get if we get him I at this point I'm not so sure you don't think that like who the hell else could we possibly be getting like someone horrible of course I I mean well they're gonna pull like the second assistant they're gonna pull the second assistant from Lugano to coach the fire oh God no they're gonna find assistant what was his name I forgot his name that's gonna hire oh I forgot his you know what they're going to do they're going to fire Frank they're going to keep uh what's his face is the The Darkest Timeline in Soccer history nagamura nagamura way you can't oh my God oh my God oh my God do you want to know what the worst possible timeline is this is the worst possible thing that happened Garrick Heist steps away Frank Kos becomes GM and nagaura becomes coach no don't say that don't say that please why does that instill this person with hopelessness I said that way too late at night I'm nightmare Frank makes a playoff I think that's enough time I think that's we had enough fire talk man we're talking crazy all right guys make sure you guys comic predictions for Miami hey are either you guys going you sold your tickets right DG I'm not going it's a fantasy football weekend they're still active they're still active okay if they sell between now and Friday I'm not going if they don't I'm going you'll think about it all right well I'm going so you know you should go I'm bringing my kid so that'll be fun I'm definely father Sunday that'll be fun but no messy right but Suarez will be there so it's going to be better than last year already so I guess my my kid gets to see a liveaction shark you get to see Alpa uh liveaction shark uh I mean he has been watching wild crat so I me the best Chicago striker of the last three years and H go 10 no n n n Nik n oh dude when when kypers is gone don't give me that don't give me that [ __ ] Golden Boot don't give me that about the Golden Boot what else did he do for us after that what do you do after doesn't matter doesn't matter he can't win he can't play defense either come on he can't play he can't the team he can't eat the soup I want this clipped and in three years we're going to be like Hugo kypers was literally a God that a whole a whole religion has propped up around him call the hugs I think if you give H you if you give hugle The Supporting Cast he'll knock him in bro 100% yeah but that's the thing we got to go get our cooo we have the goal scorer we need we just need everything else we need our zel ryen we need our we need the the gas yes good shout we need our gas to this uh to this engine man where's our Brandon purau or our Justin map or our uh Paxton Paco oh oh oh oh did I see that Christoff croll owns some kind what whatever I'm not prepared for that I saw something on Twitter that there was some restaurant he owned anyway in Chicago no I think it was actually in Poland oh that's fun I know I know I know vocals panovic is coaching staff including vocal himself like they're scattered around Chicago really Valco is in Chicago he lives here I think h no please tell okay let me let me set the scene let me set the scene vop panovic serest and your boy FC Neo Tokyo are heading down Milwaukee towards the viagara triangle going to the night clubs baby that sounds like a fun time sounds like a fun time M's going to be serving superp all night man oh my God he's got good soup out here no that's got to be a euphemism something well so once we start talking about going to the nightclubs with the coach I think it's time to wrap it up James do that like button make sure you guys look it in the eye just right where that hole meets the needle when you pump it up that's the eye I'm talking about right there that need or if you want place it right there on the on the Little Dot that you have in your mind and just take that penalty gck and score it Upper 90 whichever direction you want to go just make sure there's nobody in front of you when you do that just say left or right that's all right see you guys oh God this is a