Danae Hays - Dick in My Nightstand (Lyrics)

[Music] where does the time go thanks for the nachos and two for one tacos good thing the killer does what it does I didn't catch feelings but I caught a bus I see you talking I'm over here smiling cuz I'm fantasizing about riding my shevy off into the sun as soon as this boow of guacamole is gone cuz there's something better with it home I got a dick in my nightstand I can use with my left hand when I'm alone it always treats me right never too tired on a Friday night some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan bigest fence with a little white house on a hill with some nice land but me I got a dick in my night standand M yeah all of my friends saying that I need affection but I found Perfection it doesn't talk when I'm trying to read it doesn't poke me when I'm trying to sleep I got a dick in my kn stand I can use with my left hand when I'm alone it always treats me right never too tired on a Friday night some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan picking fence with a little white house on a hill with a nice laying me I got a dick in my ni standand it doesn't get mad at me when I want to watch graay anat ofy it won't piss on the toilet seat or drag me to a Nable bees I got a dick in my nightstand I can use with my left hand when I'm alone it always treats me right never too tired on a Friday night some girls just want a good man with a good job and a good plan pick a fence with a little white house on a here with some nice land oh but me I got a dick in my nice stand you know I do I see you talking I'm over here smiling cuz I'm fantasizing about riding my Chevy off into the sun as soon as this bowl of guacamole is gone damn it the batteries are dead