The College Football Playoff Broke Florida State - Barstool Rundown - September 3rd, 2024

Intro [Applause] [Music] let's go yeah probably yeah clap play the date all righty it is the rundown Tuesday September 3rd boys football is back yes it is yes it is different vibe in the office different vibe in the air yep um NFL week one is officially here and a new season means new ways to get in on the action at draftking sports book an official betting sponsor of the NFL fans have spoken we want to bet on touchdowns DraftKings heard you guys and they are delivering uh it is the number one place to bet on touchdowns what's going on over what's a more Orlando move than this he has the [ __ ] Disney card I get I used to get reward points for it when I used to live in Orlando to do what he's got a Disney card go to Disney you get like points off and [ __ ] buy buy a fake card you could drop on the bar to impress people I do I already have that it's my Chase Sapphire card that's sappire yeah maxed out be an adult FKS what are you rocking Nick you got any designs on yours no dude I I don't have [ __ ] old school I don't even know I use cash that might be the ugliest wallet I've ever seen what it looks just like oh my God you got the ax that's big time that big stepp for [ __ ] T yeah move I made the move to the phone wall whoa yeah so wait trifold is for children is it byold is for men yeah yes really yes for sure should I get a new wallet yes new card all right he said mine was the ugliest wallet he's ever seen they're they're identical yours is just a one more yeah but you don't you don't have secret compartments yes I do no you don't where's your secret compartment like that's too much where would you hide something Nikki this where I I I hide all my [ __ ] right here they'll never find it there that's where I keep my Costco card and my periodic table that's how you know you're older than 30 yes all right let's lock in boys lock in SM you that was your fault you want to fill that wallet yes DraftKings nice betting on touchdowns this year ready to place your first bet try betting on something simple like picking a touchdown ready to do a touchdown dance your own new DraftKings customers listen here's the deal bet five they will give you $250 in bonus butts plus instantly one month of NFL premium on them download the draftking Sportsbook app use the code rundown that's the code rundown new customers 250 in bonus bets bet five one month of NFL Plus premium on us offer ends September 19th only on DraftKings the crown is yours you know you know I'm going to bet Tate how much okay okay okay okay all right all right all right all right it'll get declined anyway don't worry about it all right um listen John Rich sent over until I expire in July chill chill chill chill chill chill chill um listen John Rich sent over the most topics I've ever seen in my entire life he's got every single game college football which I am fired of to talk about I think we have to start though with the poop guy yeah yes we H so Jack College Football ma was working tirelessly on this case I I think Jack Mack is excellent at what he does I follow Jack Mack I I watch his Tik Tok this was a master class of Just Jack Mack getting 16,000 likes for finding this dude on Snapchat to yes to eat a turd a dog turd got his phone number yeah like that's wild uh got his fiance name was like I'm not I thought he said finances no fiance it's fiance yeah I put it together I was like damn he's about to like leak his whole portfolio so so just to CL and I'm sure you've all seen it but Florida State got embarrassed in week zero and then going into week one a random Twitter follower said if we lose to Boston College I will eat dog poop out of a red Solo dog [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm sorry the weird like how specific he was with like the container he was the redo that was I felt bad for red Solo cups yeah like like you think you're going to get filled up with beard and like the finest girls in the world are going to put their lips on you instead you got Florida State boy filling up with dog [ __ ] dog so then they go down they go down they're they're terrible everyone knows it now um deletes his Twitter deletes his Instagram deletes his Facebook and is just says I'm not eating [ __ ] well he's not even saying anything he's not he's he's do you have does he have to eat [ __ ] absolutely the [ __ ] not what no you can you can talk your [ __ ] on Twitter and not have to back it up that's the magic of the internet yes but people forget they can just be like no and then just log off well like for us it's different though cuz like we do content like this guy was probably just hammered off his ass like chilling he has no desire to be known on the internet so you're saying if a Barcelo employee made a big Grand promise if your team lost yes John do you know that John rich said he' cut his head off if Michigan won the national championship and people were mad at him that he didn't do it I John Rich you're a [ __ ] he has to cut your head off you have to I texted him last night I said why are people saying you have to cut your head off he said he was wrong on a bet he said but he'll do it once sales sells it I think I think correct me if I'm wrong can John Rich eat [ __ ] for this guy and be absolved of oh who is to say but he should try yeah we'll see how the internet decides after that I just say no just log off or just stop yeah stop you didn't have to say that something else is going to happen today and everybody's going to forget about this guy maybe some Southern Girl will say HW Tua into a microphone and everybody be like oh and they're going to forget about the the [ __ ] guy hypothetically though Nick you made a a [ __ ] bet a [ __ ] sure how would you if you had to eat dog [ __ ] out a red Solo cup how would you dress it up what would you do to to have to eat the [ __ ] you have to dehydrate the [ __ ] okay you have to dry it out you want it like crunchy you'd have to have it crunchy you would have to have it crunchy then would you put milk in it make it like a cereal no cuz that would get the stink back if you had moisture I'd imagine um but it's that's been a debate I've been having for a long time um I think I would just go like maybe lemon pepper on a real dry turd really yeah smokes what are you thinking I was thinking cereal I like the dry turd idea you put a little milk in there and then you just wens the turd cuz you doesn't have to eat the whole turd he just he never said how much turd no he just said he just has to eat a piece of you gave me this idea from saying dry it out could you dry out a turd kind of grade it up arm or right over like your ice cream that will not be enough for people online the thing is like people hate when you do something on a technicality yeah I technically ate the turd one little piece at a time so they the internet wants him to see a dog [ __ ] take eat correct I think that's what they want they want it probably fresh out of the dog ass I I mean there's a lot of loopholes you could do here cuz he wasn't he was specific about the cup it has to be in a cup must be in AO but like you could feed your dog you just like something you could give a dog a light diet and have a probably less nasty turd okay or you could go small dog turd go a little puppy well I'm interested to see how it ends um if if it was one of us we have to I guess if it's someone out there but at Le he didn't put that on your some of his are worse yeah those was 500 I'm mad at you by the way yeah I ran I like to run these type of ideas by Nick cuz he's got a creative brain everything the one that I am most afraid of and my girlfriend is terrified of is the Purdue Drew Brees birthmark yes that was a last minute adjustment courtesy I'm obsessed withth opra tried to wipe it off once after he won the Super Bowl she thought he had something did she yeah but I I love that thing and then I cowered I I cowered when big cat had me on the yak that I never said for you to get on your face I said get it anywhere I said on your cheek and you but I know that Nick said go cheek butt cheek but then big cat was like you'll get on your face right and I was like oh yes yes mrat anywhere you want it of course where else would I get it sir so now we need to beat Purdue now we need to beat Purdue but you will there's no chance you lose whatso yeah it's honestly 0.0% chance you guys aren't going to lose a game all year you guys are the Buckey you're Invincible you're the national champions already you're already Crossing off names on a list it's if the Buckeyes lose smokes weed a turd no also if if the butt guys lose he should eat my turd I would put a I would break up the turd and put it in empty pill capsules that could work didn't they do that in South Park do they put turds and pill capsules I think so not at all good idea uh White Boy Rick did text me he said if Indiana does beat us he will gladly watch hooers for 48 hours with me oh yeah just by volunteer but again there is no chance in [ __ ] hell uh everybody's healthy that's back in the country all right let's get off let's talk Florida Gators let's talk Florida Gators uh Florida got blown out 4117 by a Miami at home Florida Coach Billy Napier is now 11 and 15 something notable was that Florida's former coach Dan mullon who got fired retweeted a saying that said or retweet a tweet that said Florida Coach that went that got fired went to three consecutive New Year six games in three years and was let go in year four smokes talk Florida to me I don't know why we ever fired Good Old Dan like you said like we were in New Year 6 pretty much every single year is there went to an SEC Championship Game got boat raced by Bama and then we sign this [ __ ] brain dead [ __ ] who goes on a press conference saying we got to stop worrying about people tweeting from their basement in Florida you don't have basements in Florida dumbass we're [ __ ] sea level you meatball yeah and your doors open the opposite way no they don't yes they do is that true that's normal they go like this front doors usually no no your doors open out front doors open out what what's open Out Hold on the doors open the opposite way they come towards you see if that door open smokes I don't [ __ ] know anyway the Florida Gators suck I wish I didn't even watch the game Saturday yeah they got their back blown out Miami looks real deal Florida just looks like absolute dog [ __ ] with in front of all those recruits that the recruits they were like don't go here that that that that's that's like when you're at a when you have like would that work on you guys this this is this is like this is it right it's like you go to the club you have the table you brought the hose and then like CH Channing T walks up and he start starts pointing at your hose and the next thing you know your hose leave that's exactly what happened in that game losing H I will say one funny thing about Florida's game so I I came here to watch the stream or whatever on Saturday it was like 8:30 in the morning I was whipping up some croissants and Chef Donnie's kitchen pouring some cold brew I get a FaceTime from Nicholas smokes oh boy I thought he was going to be like hey pick me up a coffee on the way hey like you want a donut hey what's going on this motherfucker's eyes were through the back of his head he was he was barking he was Gator chomping he was saying Florida wins today he was putting the U Down why you it's my dog that's my boy and then no you're right that's beautiful 8:30 a.m. I'm [ __ ] slugging a beer like Dana beers and barking at Tate through the phone he was he was drinking out of a glass baseball bat like beers um smokes some people are saying you weren't ready to play I was not ready to play no I couldn't even [ __ ] walk we're talking about the team now oh yeah no Florida definitely was not ready to play they looked horrible yeah they're dead and and they got a long schedule ahead of them I'm kind of glad though that we got our back blown out the way we did cuz now you you just know you're dead you know like had we won that game we win the next four now we're 5 and0 and we go through that Gauntlet of games now it's just like okay like [ __ ] it like I'm just here to [ __ ] on Florida State now that's my whole objective yeah they did steal your thunder yeah yeah there's you can't even lose right because even getting attention from that which is fine yeah that's fine speaking of losing we do have to talk you know everyone's got a team up that's right yeah uh let's talk West Virginia no [ __ ] fight Tate no [ __ ] fight we went I went into this with like high expectations this is the first time I felt hope for this team uh since Will Greer oh wow um shout out Will Greer CID user hell yeah do it yes um it it there was Zero fight um did you drop any back in my days while you were watching I I don't know this team used to have toughness this this team used to be relevant nationally uh no there was just I had hope going in and I shouldn't have and then just the two biggest [ __ ] dorks in the world Connor Griffin and Jeff DLo just having to text them and having to see them oh my God like that's what you guys don't get the [ __ ] dorks oh and then just like Neil Brown the head coach rolls into this game with a brand new goatee and then like lose horribly and then press conference goatee is gone like Kobe changing his numbers let's forget about that he walked into the game with the goatee and then shave it for next day next day that's [ __ ] next day get actually don't hate that yeah I don't hate that that wasn't me that yeah you got the wrong identity change could be a good thing for the team going forward uh listen not an easy schedule uh who do you have next Albany I think no free wins I didn't cross you off my list though cuz wait what Penn State Penn State's you think West Virginia's competing for a national championship not no once you get off the list you can't go back take them take them off uh the secondary the secondary is bad I mean there were some bad uh there were some bad officiating with like that push off catch um but it wouldn't have changed what do people in West Virginia do after a loss like that same thing they do after a win yeah I think just like a like you hit you hit the ball in the needle huh I think that's it have you needled no God no I've stepped on tons but second hand needle yeah other notable games I don't have much here but uh Georgia looked great uh USC huge win for the Big 10 yeah Ohio State you son of a [ __ ] Ohio State looked great and obviously Michigan struggled um against Fresno State so yeah moving on anything else on college football um yeah Michigan what do you think you think they look good no I think they look terrible but I will say this they play Texas this week and I'm disappointed I truly am because I want like Texas is going to wipe a for yeah and then every by the time Michigan and Ohio State play Michigan's going to be 8 and three seven and four whatever but is does that scare you more that they this is all they have to play for I just want to be the team to do it okay let me ask you something yeah when our boss comes in here tomorrow are you going to have the balls to tell him that when we wipe the floor with you you're Crossing Michigan off my confession he's waking up with a fever waking up with a fever when DP walks in the office tomorrow like you better stand on business my entire my entire like thought of what Dave Porto is has completely changed in the last two weeks wow I used to be like he comes in here and people are like scared of him and this and he runs the show and everything he is the softest [ __ ] at this company oh my God he is he listen he came on to my turf not once but twice I wanted nothing to do with Dave pornoy he started chirping at me out of the clouds quote tweeting me quote tweeting me and I was like uh okay double or nothing to bet since then he has done nothing but run away hasn't responded to me doesn't talk to me talks about me on the college football show talks about me on pickham talks about me on this but then when I want to go with him oneon-one he doesn't talk to me Dave Porto softest [ __ ] at the company per Ohio State I you can only go by what you see Dave just he doesn't he always finds a way to win though no matter what situation and a lot of people think a deal with theil well I disagree with that if it's it's either win or if your team loses change teams with that guy so and like let let's be realistic Ohio State should beat Michigan if they do lose though you will be like another homeless bum on these Chicago Streets like there's no way you have enough I don't I don't think I don't think I think that he throws around $100,000 here $100,000 there $155,000 here but he knows it's not you think he would just waste a $100,000 on something useless I'm just saying that I I don't think he takes the bed [Laughter] anymore thanks Nick that that that was a Nicki smok joke I don't know if you picked that up yeah I I oh it was towards you much better I thought he was talking about oh no that's a good J your that's a good joke now um but yeah it'll be interesting so he's here when's he here tomorrow yeah okay see that was [ __ ] great we'll see uh um hey I will say you should duck him I think I think he Ducks me he Ducks you I I truly I don't want to get too much like he like I don't want why don't you grab a folding chair just set up in the lobby till tomorrow camp out like concert tickets cut that John Rich that's a good idea I'm because here's the thing here's C out tonight I'm going to camp out and wait for him to get here because he I truly think this he surrounds himself in everything he does with like yes men that he can bully and punch down on and then he came at me and I have clearly shown back that like dude I can go Toe to Toe with you in this little jawing whatever and I have the better team and now he's like well I don't resp I I don't I don't consider him an Ohio State fan he's afraid all right you guys need some more energy to finish this rundown yes I do yes I do then you should talk to proper wild deliciously juicy energy shots energy gummies that deliver the perfect boost whenever you wake up uh whenever you need to wake up and stay fun no weird ingredients just good clean caffeine bestselling flavors peach mango strawberry kiwi and blackberry four to six hours of energy provided five times more caffeine than a shot of espresso use the code wild 30% off proper wild.com code wild 30% off uh do you guys want to talk about John Rich put the hot dog contest get the [ __ ] out of here we're not talking about hot dog contest in September bro world record was broken Chestnut broke yeah 82 and 10 what else do you have anything good Paralympics going on Paralympics the the paral Olympics are going on okay you a big fan um I think they need to Rebrand no no shut up I think the swimming I saw a clip of the swimming and there was a guy who was shap built like a wishbone and from a turkey no arms um and just all leg and he was he was swimming like this well he didn't have arms so how does he swim his leg I'm I'm worried about how he like decided to start swimming I think his parents are trying to get rid of him the old Sinker swim yeah just um um no the Paralympics are going on impressive Feats uh F ETS the archery guys with unbelievable with their feet Yes Bull's eyes this is better than the Olympics it is it is and some are calling it the Olympics that's i' i' I did you like that one I just came up with that you guys are on that's pretty [ __ ] good no but the guy without arms uh lost because because the guy that beat him was able to put his arms out but you got to see a clip of this guy wait he put his arms out in swimming and beat the guy to reach he beat him up wait what was that guy's he headbuts the wall I think one of the guys was just dumb which there's a whole other so he had he had full limbs no brain he just head butts through the wall like the [ __ ] Juggernaut he's like a hammerhead shark yes exactly so the guy he lost to full limb just slow up top I believe so that's like the requirements to get hired here yeah we could run the Paralympics yeah we could have our own I'm pretty sure we did a couple weeks ago when we the summer game yeah but they wouldn't trust us with bow and arrow so they gave us big inflatable softball like oh my good yeah I think but again I think there's I think there's a another Olympics that we could compare our crop to and let's say Scottie Scheffler they're all right um let's talk Scotty chef Scot Scott sheffler won the Tour Championship listen he competed he completed what people are calling the best golf season in the history of the PGA Tour 2024 alone not including endorsements $62 million of earnings that is 3.3 million per tournament 830,000 per round and $112,000 per shot he has taken on tour Onre we're in the wrong industry I mean why didn't we choose to be the best golfer that's a big mistake do you think so we why would anybody ever decide to be a [ __ ] teacher when you could just be a golfer unnecessary shot unnecessary or Graphics you know what do you know what I made as a teacher 40 Grand a difference I made difference smokes you did not make a difference that's why you left anyways no no you molded young minds are you making another joke no okay thank you Nick no I I I my favorite teachers changed my life there you go do you think you were anyone's favorite teacher yes someone was in the one of my students was in the Tik Tok weeds the other day I I made a Tik Tok about my Ohio state bet and someone was like man could you imagine like having to see that your like son or daughter this is the what who the teacher was and then one of my seventh grade students said this is the best teacher I've ever met and and got the highest English score I've ever gotten there we go and teachers do a lot worse than go work at bar school yeah um High School teachers especially yeah speaking of golf um Nick would you like to do the honors of talking about the bar stool golf time ad let me just see if there's anything in here that catches my eye yes I would like to do this ad the bar stool golf Time app is giving away a free golf trip of a lifetime a free two night stay for you and up to seven friends at Rigs Cottage on Pinehurst number two and he will leave his bedroom door unlock so you can panty raid while you're there I guarantee it here's how to enter for a chance to win download the bartool golf Time app and start booking all your tea times with us because the more times you book The more entries you will get to win get all your rounds over in the next couple weeks because time is running out be selecting our random lucky winner October first the barol golf Time app allows you to look to book the best tea times and the best prices and redeem rewards for free Baro golf merch play with us you'll never have a chance to win a golf weekend getaway for you and your friends and you'll never forget it good luck barcal golf time shout out rig are you going to try and win that one I've entered yeah I've your boy yeah Sor no it's uh yeah he's helped me through a lot of tough times yeah that's what I thought shout out rigs uh Hey Clark Vs. Reese last thing here Caitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese you guys dabble uh are you talking about the all-time single season rebounder Angel Reese I didn't see that one coming um so your team Reese um yeah she we're in Chicago we are in Chicago but listen Indiana Fever beat Chicago Sky by 19 over the weekend cheapest tickets to get into a women's basketball game I will say Shout Out w NBA $161 to sit in the last row nose bleed God damn um Angel ree showed up in a Dennis Rodman Jersey she was chasing a double this must be written by a b Angel Reese was double double chasing uh Caitlyn Clark was taken out of the game in the blowout Caitlyn Clark fans are upset because ESPN is still calling Angel Reese the number one ranked rookie uh what do you guys any takes on the situ I mean I mean anyone that thinks Angel Reese is the best rookie in the WNBA is an idiot yeah I don't think anything else needs to be said yeah I mean I you could come here on Friday watch us play pickup and we have about 10 Angel Reese's here you being one of them that unnecessary where what are we doing over here well we're boys I'm just keeping it a buck what what about my game resembles Ang you miss layups and get rebounds you know who really is Angel re at this office is EO EO all he does is Miss layups and then get his own rebound and then continue to miss layups why what but she's getting the rebounds why doesn't somebody else because she's throwing it to herself off the backboard that's strategy she broke the game yeah that's a good strategy smokes I have a legitimate question for you I would stat pad my ass off if I could do that have you watched an angel re game oh I'm I'm a clip Merchant I just watch highlights I got you I will say uh Caitlyn Clark is if you actually watch a game substantially like she's incredible she changes everything they went Dave got him at 100 to1 to win $10 million they're down to 18 to one now yeah and you're trying to bet against him I'm telling you like you're just you're dancing with the devil he is the devil not who I thought he was um Clark and Reese are both candy bars clar bar what's better uh Reese's cops are way better I never heard of a Clark yeah hold on I'm trying to think of a joke like when give me a second give me a fat person um Brandon trying to decide between Clark and Reese's him at the checkout of a grocery store there we go I actually like that one put that one on a graphic um okay hey two inside AR Reese this is tough man I me we're going off bars Reese when was the last time you had a Clark Bar I didn't even know that was a thing M the only bar I've gotten name Clark was from a guy Nam CL XX okay yeah uh let's talk a little inside BARC to end it here obviously two miny stories were put on the list did Aftershow you guys see him nope you didn't see NOP the car oh I saw him yeah yeah I mean listen all in a day's work that 4- second clip and it's like he it's he's going there look at him he's peeking over the edge right now uh I knew quigs was salivating just wait when he saw that and just he was ripping I kind of wish I kind of want to have one of those cars here and have mincy whip around just how he gets to and fro and he was just locked in too did he mincy come here did you win hurry up miny I don't even care about he's had a he's had a hell of a two weeks first like now he's doing Mario Kart week before you broke sobriety yeah wow that's that's not the order you want to go in I broke sobriety and then I got I had a viral car clip did you so I don't even care about the car clip it was funny it was 4 seconds did you see his fantasy football Bitcoin oh no he got bought into the league right someone paid $57,000 for miny to represent them in a fantasy football league and I need to hear about how the wa a minute wait a minute mincy is he still up there he he should be coming down 57 bands for him to run your team he has backers man has shs what for just did he get lost on the way down here I don't think he understands Min he's not up here he just down okay there he is all yep here he is he looks like a dad who's coming home and his son hasn't mowed the lawn yet little pep in your step man a a whole Bitcoin League yeah on take take pop a squat right here sit in front of Nikki sit right in front of everyone please sit yeah just have a seat sure if you want pop AE whatever you're more comfortable yeah get on get on your knee mincy is it true that someone staked you in a $57,000 fantasy football league yes it's true Did did is it somebody you know yeah it's it's two of my good friends that oh those your the backers that you've had for other yeah they're flush yeah they're not fooling around they love you are they happy I got I got I got a 5% free roll like they put up the money but I get a 5% free roll but the winner of the league is six Bitcoins and keep in mind the payouts not till the end of the year so Bitcoin could be way more oh my God we way less so so they reached out to you and said meny you fantasy football Guru you we want to pay you a Bitcoin to be in a fantasy football league no so what happened was I don't want I can't name names of the people in the league because they want privacy but uh I was reached out to by please don't I was reached out to by somebody in the league saying they wanted to get me in the league and I said well I damn sure I ain't got a whole Bitcoin to give you but I know some people that will and I hit up my guys and I was like look I think I have an edge in this league it's an auction draft which I've been doing auction since 08 and they were like let's go like they literally both my guys were just like sure no problem just have Bitcoin run it so they must have a huge return on investment from you if they just well float you 56 they up on the miny backing business absolutely not oh but they're not messing around no they're not fooling around but it doesn't seem like this is your wheelhouse though no and I feel good about it and I I went in that draft and I was like look we're putting our nuts on the table we're not in here being conservative I went and got Christian mcaffrey uh spent the money I got him my homes oh it was an auction League yeah it was an auction League I went in coming out blasted I was like we're we're not doing this too scared to you know mess around here um but it was it was wild and then in a classic move of mine my dumb ass thought the draft is Monday night at 7 pm so it's like 6:30 p.m. Sunday night and I'm chilling in the hot tub at my place and I look down on my phone and get a message that my draft is about to start and I planned my whole weekend around the thing being Monday at 700 so I kind of just got it together so did your draft all wet uh no I ran up and uh toled off and I was sitting there on my laptop I was watching the LSU USC game Sunday night you were multitasking on their draft well I was watching the the the game on a mute you can plead the fifth whenever you want miny yeah but they're not messing around no it's serious I can't believe but 5% of that you know you know 5% of six Bitcoins is lot of money I can't do math but that sounds like I get a free shot at like 20k that's amazing yeah and I feel good about my team so do you feel do you feel more or less pressure when you have backers I mean I've known these guys 30 years so they're they're kind of just like we want the best for you and we believe in you I bless them yeah yeah know they say shy isn't dead yeah and especially because I've certainly lost him some money in the poker world to follow along at the Fantasy Football Factory yeah presented by DraftKings new episodes every Thursday morning we're going to be doing DFS teams oh amazing nice yeah yeah it's gon to be fun and then I did Pearl Jam Wrigley Thursday which was nuts and then did you see the videos from Wisconsin of me riding the go-kart unbelievable to get you one for here yeah that the the go-kart thing was pretty you were locked in did you tell did tell the camera that you uh they came and picked you up drove you all the way to yeah shout out Wisconsin Timber Rattlers the sing high single a of the Brewers came and pick me up had my own site got to throw the first pitch and actually Tate I don't know if you saw it it was not a not a horrible first pitch I'm proud of you and you did the sign [ __ ] for uh Old Miss yeah and then I did I got to shoot the BR zuka I was dude I was riding around the thing shooting out BR worse everywhere it was like I felt like I was throwing Marty gr beads but Wisconsin you shoot BR worse instead of beads and then it was the funniest thing was I go by the visiting Bullpen and I was out of brw and they were yelling F you MSY cuz I didn't have BR who was yelling that the the visit the quad Quad City whatever their name is other players yeah cuz I went by the bullpen and didn't have a br for him but they were up like a million in the game they didn't deserve a they should be happy with what they have but how was Eddie veter dude still got it yeah it means he's from Chicago so you could just see how much it meant to him playing rig League uh okay let's bring that up smokes didn't know who Pearl Jam was oh that's big you should know I told Thursday I'm like I'm going to see Pearl Jam and he's like who you should know Pearl Jam do you think I should know Pearl Jam yes he has a Disney credit card you're sheltered I'm not sheltered I'm Silver Spoon smokes what I'm just kidding what' he say Silver Spoons oh yeah no I grew up on a silver spoon yeah but then the spoon got taken out of my mouth and I became a man overnight no your way way way smaller yeah all righty not mouth size anymore that's the rundown that's the rundown

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[applause] toa he breaks free lawrence toa touchdown nos the great blocking isn't just on the offensive line running backs helping running backs royell williams the bamit transfer this time gets out in front gets a block on clayton po lee at safety Read more

Boston College vs. Florida State Game Highlights | 2024 ACC Football thumbnail
Boston College vs. Florida State Game Highlights | 2024 ACC Football

Category: Sports

He has to control the middle of the line of scrimmage for the florida state defense castalanos a little pitch fit the pocket starts to collapse slips one out on the edge nowhere from m gallan to go that was a good read rifling up towards the line of scrimmage oh it's got to be k ty robish show this... Read more

Boston College vs. Florida State #shorts #news #boston #eagles #florida thumbnail
Boston College vs. Florida State #shorts #news #boston #eagles #florida

Category: News & Politics

I wish i knew before watching this epic game that boston college would leave us all speechless by defeating num 10 florida state in a jaw-dropping turn of events boston college roared to a 28 13 victory over the n0 ranked florida state seols this wasn't just any win it marked the debut of bill o'brien... Read more

FSU's Ryan Fitzgerald Boots 2 50-YD Bombs In 1st Half thumbnail
FSU's Ryan Fitzgerald Boots 2 50-YD Bombs In 1st Half

Category: Sports

Who scored 115 points last year this a 52 yd attempt from fitzgerald and he's able to drill it 59 yd attempt to tie the game at the half by fitzgerald and why not from the english premier league watching this game he he might get signed it's going to be a liverpool a chelsea a manu signage happening... Read more

Florida State's Kentron Poitier Fights His Way Into The End Zone thumbnail
Florida State's Kentron Poitier Fights His Way Into The End Zone

Category: Sports

Mari j ami jackson one of their best cover corners their best cover corner that's a smart play call by mike marell fortier again fights his way through contact all the way to the end zone touchdown brees a lot of life back into this football game and the crowd back in it as well you see him right down... Read more

Nation's Best Ball Hawk - Xavier Watts Season Preview | PFF CFB Show thumbnail
Nation's Best Ball Hawk - Xavier Watts Season Preview | PFF CFB Show

Category: Sports

All right our number five safety in college football is the reigning nersi award winner which is given to the best defensive player in college football so you might hear that and say how on earth is this guy number five in your rankings we'll get into some of his negatives a little bit later d but it... Read more

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ACC football has to be more than Florida State & Clemson

Category: Sports

Hopefully everyone had a wonderful long weekend hopefully everyone watched all of the football they could possibly watch and now you're back in conditioned for the rest of the season you know where your your favorite spot on the couch is you got the glare off the tv you're ready for a season i'm also... Read more

Miami Hurricanes vs Florida State Seminoles Preview & Score Prediction | HATE WEEK! thumbnail
Miami Hurricanes vs Florida State Seminoles Preview & Score Prediction | HATE WEEK!

Category: Sports

Have you seen this the the neighbor put up a florida state flag out of all the weeks are you serious no he's he's gone too far this time come on i'm doing something about this out of all the weeks and i know he did it on purpose too because he knows i'm a miami fan their van's gone at the moment do... Read more

Notre Dame VS. - Post-Game Review against Northern Illinois University - 9/7/2024 thumbnail
Notre Dame VS. - Post-Game Review against Northern Illinois University - 9/7/2024

Category: People & Blogs

Welcome to notre dame versus where we explore the week- to week happenings of those who dare to face notre dame in the past present and future weeks of the 2024 football season i am your host kenneth tims class of 97 and lifelong fan of notre dame football and this is notre dame postgame review you... Read more