Arielle Dombasle & Pierce Brosnan - Around the World in 80 Days (Full miniseries) (1989)

e e e [Music] stop that back [Music] stop him stop him who [Music] [Music] I'm in [Applause] forer you called Mr foxer it's now 10:32 fer I'm terribly sorry sir I'll fet your clothes at once took notice of the thermometer reading this morning bath water was precisely 86 F when I entered the no matter 84° I'm terribly sorry sir thank you forer [Applause] [Music] it's 11:59 gr yes sir you may serve Mr fog but he isn't here sir he will be in exactly 1 minute at noon today being Tuesday he will take the white fish with reading Sals yes sir and a rubab and gooseb t with just a Mor of ches and cheese I'll see to it instantly [Music] sir good day Mr the white fish is excellent this morning sir a little less of the sourc yes sir well go on go on then what happened the bank notes were tied together on my desk I turned my back for a second you turned your back gone the bank notes were gone have you any idea what he looked like well well he was dressed like a gentleman very well McBain I want every clock who was on the floor at the time of the robbery to be questioned yes sir and I shall inform Scotland Yard Scotland Yard oh nink poops do you expect me to rely on them uh no sir we'll hire our own people oh yes sir mark my words this is the most Dreadful Scandal I want the thief brought to Justice before the week is out understand oh completely sir oh completely ready me 1 minute six you'll be here on the dot tell me what does fog do exactly we don't really know certainly not public employment I believe he has traveled abroad considerably he seems well acquainted with the various parts of the world one thing for certain about fog he'll do tomorrow precisely what he's done [Music] today gentlemen I believe at 6:00 Shall We Begin oh good evening on Friday last as you may recall you woke me at 7 minutes past 8 on Sunday the morning tea was teed this morning as you will doubtless recall the bath temperature was not satisfactory therefore after serious consideration I regret to inform you that you were discharged as of tomorrow morning at 9:00 precisely oh say some things forer one simply cannot forgive you will of course be given two weeks severance pay you're very generous sir don't mention it Foster don't mention it [Music] this [Music] AR you miss allow me to introduce myself Jean paspartu At Your Service yes well what do you want sir I am here to apply for the position of manservant French why no we shall see you've worked as a gentleman's gentleman before here are my credential Miss single I am previous employer Napoleon the third I served him Faithfully Miss in the Imperial household before the fall of the Second Empire did you indeed how I do admire your English Monarchy here miss long living land yes well uh I am not Napoleon thei but one does have certain basic requirements in one's household that oh I know I know I want nothing more than to serve a quiet gentlemen of strict but temperate Habit in peaceful surrounding I adore the Tranquil life allow me to ask um what time do you make it it is Miss precisely 10:00 you are in my employ Pas two as of this moment oh mer Miss thank you here's a list of your duties by the way your watch is 1 minute [Music] fast you Mr Fix Detective if you don't mind detective AIX sir have you been briefed I have sir and I flatter myself that I'm well acquainted with the devious workings of the Criminal Mind If I am to be entrusted with this appointment uh I'd certainly be prepared to go to the ends of the Earth in order to to apprehend this Rogue Bry yeah sir I sending detectives to every major port in Europe and the British Isles you will be here Italy ity you keep a constant watch on all passengers who arrive and depart I I welcome the challenge sir I have a working knowledge of the lingo smattering £2,000 to the man who brings him in 2,000 powerful well that will be all fixed You Can Count On Me [Music] Sir disgrace to Queen an Empire I get over excited we can get the money back what do you mean get it back where from fellow who steals from the bank of England isn't likely to get himself caught he don't have to lecture me I you forget a direct to the bank of England to me I'll tell you this the robber is a gentleman you call somebody who steals £55,000 a gentleman gentleman please can we get on with it your trick Mr Ral if I may say so what side course he must be a pretty shrewd man this thief personally I'm all in favor of his chances oh I don't know I don't think there's a country on Earth that it be safe for him oh I think the world's big enough was huh did you say something po it was once can we play gentlemen once it was once do you think the world's getting smaller he's right you know a person today could go completely around the world in a matter of 6 months 80 days I beg your pardon in 80 Days oh God now fog you must be joking we all know there are great improvements in the railways and the steamships but but what about um what about shipwrecks and storms and Railway disasters and so on and so forth included sir or theoretically as supp as it's possible but on a practical basis not a chance 80 Days wrong sir impossible 80 very well all right I would be willing for my own part to wager 10,000 that such a journey cannot possibly be made in that time then you would lose sir the devil I would if you think it's possible I defy you to do it sir are you suggesting Mr Stewart that I should Journey Around the World in 80 Days I am sir you advise that then sir that I should like nothing better gentlemen this really absurd now should we go on with the game my dear steuart can't you see this is all just being a bit of amusement doesn't really mean it but I do good at the moment I have a deposit of um £30,000 at bearings bank and I'm quite willing to risk the entire amount 30,000 good Heavens what dear fed you could lose a whole lot just by some unforeseen delay Mr Flanigan the unforeseen does not exist but think of it sir you would be jumping from train to steamer to God knows what until you collapse now let's put an end to this right now it's a very poor joke a true Englishman sir never gests about anything so serious as a wager if there's anyone else here who lacks my confidence then please speak up 80 Days 1920 hour or 115,200 minutes by Heavens or less I will match Stewart's wager fog £10,000 and I very well then now then do you think we can carry on when do you intend to leave the train to D leaves Charing Cross every evening at 9:00 you'll go this evening of course and and I shall return to This Very Room at 9:00 in 80 Days or less my check drawn from bearing's bank will remain here while I'm gone look here fog we don't wish to take advantage but we're quite willing to suspend this game right now while you go away and uh make your preparations for the journey suspend the game what on Earth for May I remind you gentlemen diamonds and trumps be so good as to play [Music] prare to leave the house leave miss you at once forgive me miss but did you say live within 20 minutes are you taking a trip Miss we are taking the train to do do and around the world the world around the world Miss in 80 Days or less uh Miss are we taking any trunk no trunks only this carpet bag two shirts two trousers three pairs of stockings for me the same for you we shall purchase whatever we need on Route I trust you have Stout shoes we may do a little walking and as we leave in 19 minutes I suggest you pack at once I'm ready miss m my branch you take £20,000 with this no you may as well take this whole L take very good care of this I will guard it with my life M you [Music] w [Music] [Music] my come on [Music] iand you know [Music] sir my name is filus fog and this is my man P two I demand to know why we're not leaving for 28 years I've been Crossing this channel only once in my entire life has there been just one ray of sunshine and you dare to ask me to put her Shore never no I tell you I will not disturb her not under any circumstances may I inquire I kept her identity as secret from all the other passengers aboard that was our wish your passengers from Cal have left the ship sure surely you can tell us oh yeah I not believe it I sced her myself to our finest cabin a Celeste she's going to remain there until she wishes to leave Captain the port director would have a word with you patience Mr F we will leave if not today tomorrow I take it this woman is someone of importance is it possible miss that you have never heard of her the great Sarah Bernard yes burnhard the Opera the the miss the greatest actress of all time of of anyone's time the the Divine Sarah Bernard she is French of course let's just see if we can't budge her eh [Music] budge Bud miss m no I'll take you do not disturb her no oh here we are as a Frenchman I cannot allow you don't be ridiculous as as a human being J prospal I am Lo to remind you but you are in my employee and as long as you remain so you will do as required stand aside oh dear she's taking a bath we must leave at once nonsense [Applause] who yeah we that is yes um I am English if that's what you're asking oh beastly you have no idea how beastly it is in Paris at this moment a civil Insurrection they call it the commun the par I call them commun oh it's so sad I'm exhausted be that as it may Madam I should appreciate very much your leaving the ship at once leave there's a carriage waiting for you on the dock but of course miss you will be so kind as to per for me one glass of wine [Music] you intend to enter France at a time like this miss my time is of the essence Madam M make yourself comfortable we will discuss the [Music] matter you have a very interesting face m a little closer we the eyes I think curve of the [Music] lips forgive me Madam but I am obliged to press on France M will always be there you and I Fate has drawn us together let us and enjoy a quiet afternoon two of us terribly sorry a why must you be so English what is this oblig that keeps you pressing on I am going around the world Madam the world indeed then you must certainly have all the time in the world 80 Days Miss I have made a wager 80 days not a second more what a dreadful Prospect perhaps now you may understand my urgency in leaving do as quickly as possible I understand nothing miss you nothing except oh M Oh indeed curved lips what a Pity what a w waste I shall never understand the English [Music] [Applause] [Music] B I would like to know if the criminal should turn up here would the Italian government be prepared to hold him for extradition no s I've told you before it's impos you have not complete description of the men you have nothing not even a oh all I want to know is that we'll get your cooperation whenever he arrives in brendy you say friends where we are now I know I said that I will Telegraph for the warant how do you know show up oh I know he may be clever he may be fish and clever but the time will come when he will realize that detective fix is always one jump ahead of him well do you think he is BR AR today no he'd be mad wouldn't he I mean even the most stupid of Bank Roberts wouldn't think of Crossing France today no one thing's for sure he's not in France M do you see what he's looking at his watch again mhm he's up to something I could swear it the Victor yug coming to par and they are commanding the CRI the [Music] oh I see yes why well shall we go [Music] Gentlemen of the press please we have some members in the library who are trying to read a little respect please now then I think we've given you all the information that we have at present Mr philas fog one of our revered members has undertaken a journey that well apparently it has captured the imagination of all London we have posted the odds for the benefit of our members as you'll observe they are currently 20 to1 against the gentleman where is he now we have here what we call a fog log a red line will Trace each and every confirmed portion of the trip we have been confirmed now only to DOA gentlemen we must all agree that Mr fog hasn't a chance however if this amazing feat can ever one day be accomplished then by heaven let it be done by an Englishman but come on step forward no one's going to bite you yes sir I understand you have some important information for us he was there I saw him in the bank when he took the notes saw whom him fog the man in the paper fog saw his picture in the St oh it was him all right the one who's going around the world willus fog the gentleman from the reform Club himself I'd swear to it I thought I better tell you FU by Heaven say it's beginning to pull together a socalled gentleman takes 55,000 pounds from the bank of England and then on the pretext of a wager he goes off around the world in order to elude the police I want a photograph of fog sent to every detective in the field yeah at once sir by God the man's clever he's probably now looking for some Sunny Villa in the Mediterranean to spend the rest of his life in luxury [Music] what am I doing what am I doing here should be up here on the ride what I'm was cooking some cook cook Trav ah here we are [Music] yes just say CL and F the not really the first sign of little trouble and they closed their doors what I must say I'm a bit disappointed well carry on where Miss I do not understand Miss we are behind schedule and we sit here in a cafe we are here for a purpose we are experience has taught me the most reliable information one can receive in any City always comes from the local bar tell him we can afford any transportation available that would get us out of France put forth the urgency of it with um something for his trouble I will try miss you forgive me Madam I speak not a word of [Music] French if you don't mind Madam I prefer to be alone alone alone not at all you'll give her 20 Franks for your insolence not one Frank sir out of the question so I am the servant of this gentleman here may I inquire why you stuck in shut I can't help thinking there's some misunderstanding here 50 Franks 50 suggest we leave immediately you spoke to the bman about our transportation all right very well then oh quickly huh thank you sir I must say however tell leave a great deal to be [Music] desired this way in all a fud the French people are consider the we had in pass so far it's hopess everything did you get the information good and what's this he said there is no way out I you there is no transportation in or out of the city nothing nothing Miss steady steady old [Music] CH well we shall simply have to think of something that's all she told me myin she told me to find nice quiet employment in a nice quiet house with a nice quiet gentleman [Music] [Music] get on I've got him yeah look at that that's positive identification you got the photograph you got the name oh this time I got him C he doesn't look very dangerous but they never do do they not the clever ones you know you have to go out and spot them admittedly this can be quite difficult at times but uh I must say I say this with all due modesty I'm a master at the [Applause] art gentlemen gentlemen I need your assistance please gentl very care please be very careful [Music] my no uh not down there it's his head his head forgive me miss um no P I'm afraid my English is not very good but uh we try are you a physician I'm not a practicing physician no but uh I'm in medical research a bullet grazed his head will he be all right a mild concussion nothing very serious I would think uh what brings you to Paris then simply on Route oh around the world a circumference of the globe in 80 Days 80 days or l i m yes well I admit that we seem to be getting off to a most irregular start in your country why would anyone even attend such a thing a wager sir and my word of Honor a wager Miss is a matter of money that's all but I do fear for your honor Miss do you believe in fate no I can't really say I do why I may be the instrument of your deliverance forgive me uh could you be a little more precise a colleague of mine a a man of scientific genius has been working on a device that will operate on Illuminating Gas with enormous power you mean something capable of transporting people that is the purpose a for stroke engine attached to a most remarkable vehicle you may have the privilege of making the first test of it you mean it's never been tested before Oh no why not frankly there have been no volunteers oh it is experimental but it will give you the Swift transport you are looking for he lives in Paris just outside he not very far his name is Lenoir if you like I would give you directions please do uh who shall I say send me Pastor Lou Pastor O O where am I [Music] you all right yes [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Mr oh oh forgive me I uh can I help you uh I'm interested in your um fourstroke engine yeah perhaps M you can uh wait a moment I'm occupied oh yeah oh yes yes of course well let's have a look around the place de what is it most peculiar ah here we are by Heavens don't you look at this apparently each valve has a fourstroke cycle simply amazing and what is that and this some thought of tubing curious look M the cube is attached to Z what the go what the go miss you help incredible I say passport two really I'm now beginning to understand what this is all about Rees what did you tell him told him not to shoot you will steal from me W you no such intention I assure you um we were sent here by a friend of yours who Pastor yes uh Louie Pastor excuse I'm sorry he said that you might wish a test of your um what do you call this L say yes the purple clude Cloud how far do you think it might take us as far as you want to go the Mediterranean but of course you want to see it come and see it come on be careful here come inside come on what could be more comfortable the engine attaches to this cabin exactly here I have had many discussion with count f v zeen Ze a German of course we could never agree so I've gone ahead without him with my own Lenoir engin forgive me miss I might to understand does this thing go up in the air like a balloon a balloon you wish to insult me what good is a balloon you cannot control a balloon a balloon is sticking by the winds it will go where it wants to go not where you want to go maybe we should think about it first here here in the you can fly to the end of the Earth it will be always a your commander sir I would not deceive you it's urgent that we leave France as quickly as possible here is my card I am a member of the reform club and I can promise you this should you allow us a test of this Airship I shall send a detailed account of the voidage the Roy Geographic society and give all the credit for whatever success we have we are in agreement Miss why have you never tested z purple Cloud yourself it's a good question well it's quite simple you see a mine such as this uh if you forgive me a mind of a scientific genius well it must be protected at any cost for the for the benefit of mankind it means it isn't safe [Music] oh well [Music] done marvelous marvelous very good indeed very good now okay it works very good very good [Music] wor [Music] okay leave me [Music] than please take off the [Music] L hurry up [Music] C quickly [Music] quickly I say master what are you doing down there get in here stand back back back back [Music] Bravo well done P well done indeed good show iest to close the [Music] door goodby yes goodby [Music] confirmed nowhere near Paris already days behind [Music] what is it she H [Music] who I believe I fell asleep mam I didn't wish to seem inhospitable but you have placed us in a very precarious position precarious what is this precarious oh I love the travel wait white any additional weight will put us in Jeopardy the Alps you mean we cannot clear the Alps risk we shouldn't have to face he is correct Madame seen my pity to Rose such Charming company but I fear we must drop you off drop you off impossible pass for two PR [Music] [Applause] [Music] where be SM [Music] [Music] s seem to L [Music] power relax M so we fall and maybe we die we cannot leave [Music] forever M we have landed on an Al it's quite possible we have Miss inde May I inquire what indeed Miss quite simple really Elementary you know what is wrong basic it's only a matter of fuel consumption we are out of fuel I'm afraid Len's projection was far off the mark must make you know of that that for the journal my God we are out of fuel yes quite right we are lost we are finished we are stranded we are Shipwrecked on the Alps we are going to [Music] die fog is a Vanishing man I cannot hide forever and you have checked the same places day after day time after time routine makes a great detective in my whole life you know n tee oh uh it's not my whole life no my whole life is uh my Millie who's Millie Mama man mild h worth we're going to get married on the reward money yes build a little house near maon my sympathies it's very nice of you I'm sure yes yes of course it's been a bit of pill for me to swallow you know and I I don't really believe it what I don't believe he's still in France I don't think any commune to perie he's fit to hold a man like that you know I think he's often running somewhere else and and found it yeah as confounded now please I'm sorry I know if I can only lay my hands on him just once you know I feel better I is you if you don't mind I'm freezing could I open the Brandy [Music] sh the Brandy please you want some more I want the bottle the whole bottle Miss yes if I may suggest Miss I think we should make it last as long as possible F be the bottle what what are what are you going to do M no oh my God G all of it gone there is no Brandy left it is crazy why have you done this Miss we are sitting on top of an Alp with no Brandy left slightly stuck you [Music] fish 1 2 bre me whatever happen to the per Cloud Mission there's got to be an easier way of taking up [Music] [Music] you [Music] [Applause] [Music] 1032 hours after this we made up almost gain the plan that we have is a miracle not at all 31 minutes we should be flying over roome there's only an hour to BR Dy but we will catch the steamer to S Bombay then I [Music] the Brandy please Z he's none we are out of control got to crash de look making not at the precise time e e [Music] are you all right Miss uh quite oh thank you gentlemen thank you well done sir well done oh yes of course my passport uh here you are see Eng English yes do you have anything to declare uh well not a thing actually you see we've just had a most delightful trip in this marvelous Airship and I should like you to take this record of our journey and see that it reaches the Royal Geographic Society in London I must inform you that you have desecrated a National Monument oh terribly sorry now then could you direct us to the rail station I must have plac you under arrest how many are you two we have a guest inside which is having a bite of lunch at the moment a woman [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] how could we possibly have made a res we just got off the train sir surely there must be some sort of accommodation available every cabin we have for Bombay is a booked unless yes you are willing to share a state room with who Egyptian Stone Smiths seven seven m in one state room nine of us that would be quite satisfactory thanks thank your ship the Mongolia is living in 15 very good good day sir what's their fans's name the Englishman who just booked on a Mongolia I cannot reveal the names of our passengers right ever seen one of these before fix detective will be fix on duty fog Filas fog got to stop him the ship is ready to leave senor well and hold the ship it is the property of the peninsula and Oriental company we have not the authority to stop it for any reason whatsoever but then book me a passage on it I'm sorry seor full up did you know what this is an international criminal nothing at all Senor unless you are willing to share a space with a Turk what a Turk never mind what a Turk get me on that boat I want to send a telegraphic dispatch to England I would take it sor for them to send out a warrant for this man's arrest out to Su 600 please for the dispatch and the steamship ticket I back together oh that's quite reasonable well ask 600 well but you can keep the gra you better hurry yes right [Music] de [Music] down [Music] here where are you [Music] all the way this indeed all I agree but [Music] adequate follow me [Music] sir uh St huh this is the cargo hold must be some mistake [Music] eh you will be in the cell with the prisoner mustaf prisoner if there's anything you need sir do not hesitate to call uh stare ahead [Music] afternoon you got it good good man right keep your cards up to your chest that's it don't let me see your cards let's continue now then Spades are trumps okay so Mr Abad will take the trip understand [Music] excuse me sorbs the fog situation well aash deair tells me that a Mr philus fog has landed somewhere in Italy how did he do that it's an extraordinary thing sir it seems he emerged from around large purple object what are you diling about it seems he emerged from a rather large purple object seen in the Sky by thousands of Italians all over Italy well never mind all that now I want a warrant for fog's arrest sent to our detective in brindes Hicks hick well whatever we regret we must leave you now Mr fog it is written to part with a friend is to leave part of oneself behind thank you very much gentlemen was lovely to meet I am soy name's comedy Chiefs of a Kolkata anything you need to know about inja I'm your man fil F very decent of you mind you one thing our Indian chappies can't do is make a decent Brandy French nothing else will do mind you I tried a bomb Brandy once by job turn me scarlet lit up they can see me for 20 M distant get out of oh cutie would you be going ashore here in SE no why oh it's a fascinating City I'd like to show you around found it really some other time H so obviously this is not your final destination no no where are you going to from here if I may ask uh Around the World in 80 Days a wager of some kind a wager you're sure there's not more to it then there do you mean no I don't mean anything there's just some marvelous shops here you know if there's anything you want to buy I'd help you shirts uh we need more shirts shirts we left so quickly didn't bring anything but a carpet bag oh you left in a hurry did you how long have you been in the service of the gentleman if I may ask only a few days he's a very wealthy gentleman isn't it is not for me to inquire that of Mr Thug Miss if you will excuse me oh dear God it's her there's no question no question about it what it's Madame Sarah burnhard good heaven she's not coming in here a woman in the reform Club she wouldn't dare excuse me Madam how Silling it is to be here among such distinguished company and so I thought you should know that I was fortunate enough to spend many many bewitching hours with your Brave Mr fog in my state room on the channel boat we shared moments I shall never forget he begged me to go around the world with him but um my schedule simply would not permit Madame do you think he will succeed gentlemen I have never known a man with more determination than Filas fog I call him Filas I am convinced that absolutely nothing will stand in his way and that is why I am here to place a way 20,000 but but Madam that will change the present odds considerably my confidence is unshakable any man who is capable of entering our woman's chamber and then not gentlemen at toast to my adorable enchanting [Music] F so you don't intend to stay here in Bombay no we're leaving straight away for the rail station C most Liv in oh 42 minutes hi George I'm taking the same TR shall we [Music] um have you looked everywhere are you absolutely positive we have nothing as I told you I sent them a a wire from SE and I'm telling you no warant was sent to this department well an issue one on whose authority on my authority refuse don't you understand plain English he's at the railway station at this moment I master uh I must War if and when this war arrives in bom we shall be happy to assist you it will be too late l a d whatever it is look I've come such a long way for this I've got so oh my condolences train you [Music] mine right which is the uh calcat Express that one matter I'll get a ticket on B look at it now where going now going without me I take the VRA local the VRA local a different roof you will reach Kata 12 hours before the express the local gets to Kolkata 12 hours before the express does India where is he [Music] here these the clubs my trip gentlemen [Music] [Music] [Music] R Rell end of the line everybody out I say what's the meaning of this why have we stopped end of the line here in the middle of nowhere we still have 50 miles of track to lay down between here and alabad where the line begins again you will have to find your own transportation to alabad really how curious they call this train the kcasa express it will be sahab when the track is put [Music] [Applause] [Music] in no no no get away get away did you tou it no probably the tuy go to death they say it brings one frightfully bad luck tuy yes for intering tuy country now they used to strangle their victims in honor of gods not anymore iust no the British government will [Music] stopped pass for two [Music] isn't he beautiful his name is Ki he's not for but you can buy him for only6 and there was throwing a GU for Nothing by him by him what on Earth would I do with an Indian Elephant ridiculous I say of you to give me a lift like this [Music] oh [Music] what's the matter what did he say he said he doesn't know well can't he get the Beast moving again I I a what is it do you think Heaven the fog is f [Music] [Music] [Applause] we stay here now [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] H the goddess of [Applause] [Music] [Applause] death a human sacrifice the young woman will be put to the torch and burned alive [Applause] C was her husband and now she was [Applause] joining worse but if she's Left Alive they would treat her like a scurby [Music] [Applause] [Music] dog Al Al the cor was the Roger bundle where have they CH go of and then kill at dawn will be burned to death Dreadful businessman but there's nothing for it of course I suggest we move on no I beg your pardon we must save her save the woman Mr for I still have 12 hours to spare I can devote them to that my dear fellow what you suggest is totally impossible we must save this young woman m is it possible you are a man of heart after all I do pr to guards everywhere we must get to her first it's impossible place is surrounded by GS always our chance it [Applause] [Applause] they're going in now that's too I feel he's left [Music] us theyed her [Applause] no get me stop stop by S e e e e h [Music] [Applause] [Music] in the previous chapter of Around the World in 80 Days Victorian England is rocking by a major bank robbery stop that [Music] man have you any idea e e e e e up yeah [Music] stoping w [Music] oh [Music] M if you please I'll suggest you leave at once [Music] quick R stay now stay stay [Music] a [Music] [Music] I say B Johnny good show thank you s Francis but I think Pastor too deserves our Applause of course of course have a brend brench you now oh Mery [Music] [Music] sh [Music] how is she miss little brogy I fear what are we going to do with there if we leave her here now she's bound the fall into the hands of her execution as a again we should take her to kcasa I suppose there's really no other cause [Music] [Music] hero Yes master the elephant is yours Master you really mean that I can keep him for your devoted service but he's worth a fortune indeed feed him well farewell Master farewell [Music] and name is sleep I yeah yeah you might browse through this the writings of a poet King ukaf goodwall you might find it a bit more stimulating than your maps and time schedules I fear that poetry has never appealed to me [Music] [Music] you speak [Music] English [Music] yes who are you the name is philus fog this gentleman is a Francis karti the man next to you there is my man pasp two I don't understand how are you able to a long story tedious at times and hopelessly complicated the important thing is that you're safe now we're on a train to Kolkata here now um no need for that H they were going to kill me yes I know we were able to prevent it how can I ever thank you well in point of fact uh my servant here pulled it off he's French but uh they resourceful all the same [Music] that's it I'll try and get a little more sleep only um me see oh 21 hours 39 minutes from Kolkata I feel so very tired of course you do lie back and close your eyes [Music] [Music] The Shining Tresses divided into two parts encircle the harmonious Contour of her delicate cheeks brilliant in their glow and freshness [Music] well now here we [Music] are uh do you uh by any chance of any relatives here in Kolkata no um might we have one moment please frankly for this is a bit of the sticky with what the girl no I tell you with these fanatical people she's not rarely save anywhere in injur they'll find a way to steal her back believe me there must be someone here who can help her yes exactly [Music] you I mean to say you ask for the responsibility but don't despair life is full of strange twists yeah I want you to have this my parting gift no thank you Stout heart goodbye fog see you about yes goodbye M she say she has a par in on I beg your Parton a Pary as I am a Pary Uncle oh marvelous that happens to be our next destination well 7:35 we have from now till noon to catch the Hong Kong steamer we shall Journey there together [Music] hi [Music] the rangon where she headed for Hong Kong via rangun in Singapore put me cabin there is nothing left sah his Ser H bang of BMA will be aboard with many of his servants you mean he's taking over the whole bloody ship all but four cabins and they're also taken oh where is he i' better have a word with him sir his Serene highness is the direct descendant of King TTI of the tongu Dynasty and he is the half brother of the present ruler king Minden well my mother's Daisy fix what of it to have an audience with His Highness requires weeks of preparation and you must fuss oh no [Music] M here look ah get out where we are welcome [ __ ] [Music] [Music] uh this way please uh yes uh but um this is the dining room it's reserved s for his certain highness you must come this way please here we are my father he was a merchant in Bombay when he died I was forced to marry the Raja somewhat older than you I take it he was 84 and cool I tried to escape once but I had no one to help me so I jumped into the river you oh yes from the rooftop one night good Heavens I swam to the opposite bank but they were there waiting his Gods extraordinary I come from a proud and Noble family Mr fog I weep now when I think that most of them are gone but you do have this relative in Hong Kong yes he left Bombay before my father died it's many years since we have set eyes on each other he'll be delighted to see you again I'm certain rest assured I shall place you in his care Before We Say [Music] Goodbye well I suppose we should retire I'll see you at breakfast then precisely 9: shall we say good night Mr fog if you wish that is um you may call me Filas [Music] so [Music] [Music] ow a [Music] [Music] wake up wake up feed [Music] I R it [Music] it put that lady down put that lady this is an outrage absolute outrage [Music] [Applause] [Music] as for two find fresh of these dly buffins intend to hold the prin for ransom have the bank notes getting down here Vis drop one yeah drop one now every 5 minutes do eyes [Music] go go go fore [Music] I'm tell it tell tell it now my apologies gentlemen you speak English five languages and in each I would beg the pardon of you and the young lady well not to worry couldn't be helped Kyo keis the leader of this band of Cutthroats had brought me here to hold me for ransom cukis his very name is Strike Terror into hearts of my people well M I'm certain of course that the ransom will be paid no huh BMA is ruled by my brother who will moan my passing but refus to pay Ransom on principal no I'll be put to death as you as we I have hardly enough time excuse me time for what to prepare myself for death [Music] [Music] come your way hang out way [Music] the re of a royal princess I am pleased I am very pleased I shall make you one of my wives I say how [Music] [Music] thank you easy Miss huh [Music] slowly they will come to sunrise tomorrow who the guards they'll come for you first Mr fog you'll be shot and given to natwa Nat Wawa a bear Mr fog a burmes bear a devil Beast who must be fed oh think of it Miss to end here now in a belly of a bear [Music] sure seem they're [Music] coming there's something you should know before we P yes I have found your service altogether satisfactory and I would recommend you to anyone you would without hesitation oh miss coming from you that is a great compliment go goodbye miss Goodbye Mr fog I'll pray for you sir farewell [Music] it the be check [Music] [Music] he get those SC down there time get this [Music] hold hold the kn [Music] here alive you are alive obious hey [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh are you all [Music] right yes thank god oh see here none of that now I I I agree it's been rather nip and talk for a while but our British troops have arrived God Save the Queen [Music] they have surrendered all of them we oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] um h come on now going move I believe these are yours ah then you did find the notes one of my men spotted a fiber on the road and then another by the time we reached the woods I knew we were on to something well done sir well done indeed Mr fog I believe this is yours I would like you to be a guest at my Palace you and your friends are welcome to stay as long as you wish I'll see to your every desire it's too kind of you although I have lost over six precious days and hopeless as it may seem I must press on tell me Mr fog if you should leave for rangon immediately I fear it will take me another 10 days from Rangoon to Hong Kong but I have no other choice you do Mr fog I shall see to it that you arrive in time the distance across Burma by land is oneir of that by sea yes but there aren't any roads Mr fog you have not only delivered me from the scourge of Kaio keis you have delivered my people as well I give you my word that you shall arrive in Hong Kong on your schedule but not in those Ted clothes [Music] yes an absolutely impeccable Source he boarded the steamer at Kolkata where where he was set upon by Bandits and murdered tragic really tragic yeah I quite agree and yet to be perfectly fair I don't think we should cash the czechy waged until the 80th day arrives yeah here only his forting well to tell you the truth I never really liked the man so distant too private it's certainly a brave Englishman nevertheless pity pity [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you thank you very much [Music] good [Music] morning I'm we shall require a suite of adjoining rooms if you please for the day we leave on the cantic this evening we have been advised the ktic is having boiler problems and will not leave until high tide tomorrow well then we will require the rooms for the evening I want you to go straight to the dock and book our state rooms on the cantic and buy yourself some proper clothing give me the bag and I shall set out in search of your uncle Mr sing and you my dear must have a nice long nap while we attend to these errands would you care to register sir we have the Lord Nelson sweet at your disposal our very best know Lord Nelson oh I see well I suppose it will do wake up what is all this in sleep on duty I look for far I look good no see he you give me money now than you you have FID to sleep you'll be multi-millionaire by I wouldn't you no you give me money I look for far better no not one cent hey you sick shut up go to sleep at last [Music] I would like two bests please two first class State rooms on the cartic for Mr Filas fug sir it's been delayed I know z may I know where you're staying in Hong Kong sir why in case there is another change on the statu oh uh the bay front [Music] Hotel thank you see [Music] hello again you a small world isn't it where are you what are you doing here me you oh uh Hong Kong you know it's always been like a magnet to me Hong Kong the Orient you know what I mean where is uh Mr fog uh well we have just arrived oh have you oh perhaps you could to have a drink later on perhaps um if you like excuse me the bay front hotel I have I have found Mr sing's home address we can be on our way did you book our passage oh wa good I hope you don't mind if we stop off with the tailor on the way I've ordered some new clothing for us which should be ready within an hour you you have been so very kind to me I will think of you often Melle I I take leave of you with a pain in my heart farewell [Music] farewell OD what do you suppose going to her well I should be back um I would think uh within an hour or two yes Miss thank [Music] you yes well should we take one of those here we go same hello [Music] [Music] interesting I'll have to pay you later I'm afraid all right then put it down Chop Chop that's better come on you too get out a bit better you I'm looking for a Mr fog detective fix you just missed him sir hi I saw him leave just now do you know where he went no sir do you know when he be back I don't know sir no you don't know much do you I don't know but now come em promise sir I have a message for you from the steamship company the ktic will be sailing this evening after all precisely at 10 p.m. Mercy that was wonderful news would you inform Mr fog of the new schedule I will be happy [Music] too don't fear the two of you stay on guard as soon as he comes back with a girl arrest him you can give a description but he's a tall English gent I tell you what the Indian girl is ravishingly beautiful got it oh forgive me sir where would you be I'll be keeping the Frenchman away from fog if he finds out there's been a changing schedule he could slip through our fingers again [Music] now you what an unexpected pleasure again yes I just happen to drop in to talk to an old friend of mine how about that drink now Miss may I ask you are you possibly taking the ship cartic to Yokohama cartic we me you is possible the reason I ask is because well you see the voyage has been delayed delayed until tomorrow yes I knew that you have heard of no further change why is there one oh no Miss well uh since we have so much time um I would be happy to have that drink with you oh but but not here miss no uh the Water the drinks oh let us uh have a brandy or two in the nearby Bistro brro uh one moment please yeah I would like to leave a message for Mr Thug yes well I do find it quite satisfactory we could use you on saval you that we there yeah oh my oh down down [Music] yumy another one like [Laughter] and another one [Music] cheers excuse me we're looking for Mr singj pleas C where Holland Holland are you sure two months ago he meet a Dutch woman he likes very much oh yeah [Music] de we're here now not to worry uh we'll think of something no hasty decisions yes [Music] yes freaks freak I how is everything everything is well well I will [Laughter] that please [Music] pleas you miss zo you miss it I miss Millie wife no not until the reward [Music] than [Music] who your wife a bank pleas sweetheart does she still we drink to mil would you mind doing that so Milly Milly we're drink [Music] [Music] it help [Music] me up the English [Music] odd these sticks I suppose one gets used to them do chicken's quite marvelous pigeon Pon you've never tasted pigeon before never I have heard the palet of the English is not very adventurous unlike their foreign policy I beg your pardon oh I mean no personal offense Mr fog I was referring to the English practice of invading and occupying countries other than their own oh oh I greatly admire your Queen Victoria for her Devotion to her subjects but I fear she wants more subjects than any country deserves don't you agree I've never given politics much thought may I ask you a question of character Mr F character oh you need not answer but I have thought of this many times since we met tell me why Mr fog why did you Rise Up from the jungle to save my life when it could have meant losing yours well seemed a thing to do I think yes you are a most unusual man Mr fog oh oh no not at all you are the bravest man I've ever known no come now I see no other possible cuse we shall simply carry on as we have been and when we reach England we shall take the channel boat to Holland you have done so much for me already but believe me I expect nothing and I wish nothing in return at all indeed I I hope you don't think I Harbor any ulterior motives uh motives of a personal nature shall we say I wouldn't want you to think that I of course not I understand our relationship will remain as it has of course and Mr fog f i too would not wish you to ever think that my only hope at this moment my fervent prayer is that you arrive in London within the 80 Days how very sweet of you my dear and I most certainly shall hold up hold up F left F [Music] left sir you will come with us you're talking to me you're under arrest they must have found out I'm not your [Music] [Music] wife the bo [Music] I I don't why you for me wait for me [Music] I am P first CL you just made it sir thank God because you see I pass for two P the two that's all where could he be I have no idea well he certainly knows the boat leaves at high tide in the morning you be back I will bid you good night then good night my [Music] dear Auda [Music] yes how my dear [Music] good [Music] night good night we picked them up last night about 9:00 come here they are now please sir we don't want to have news if this get back home my mother is not as strong as she was she sure scares me this is not fog what did you say not fog this is certainly no princess she is in my eyes Sir oh you are wonderful get them out of here this is a mistaken identity sir I can't believe it believe what you slip to our fingers again and where were you you didn't have the right papers not even a warrant well I'll tell you one thing I'm going to chase that man to the ends of the Earth and if he's not there when I get there I'm going to chase him into the net would you too mind explaining to me and my bride to be just exactly what's going on here right to [Music] be we have passage on the cantic cantic sailed last night a change of shedu we notified the passengers no one told me I can assure you that all P when is the next passage a week from tomorrow a week do you suppose Miss Batu sailed last night he would have told us well we shall simply book passage elsewhere [Music] I'm going on the [Music] have chance no go sh come on CH I could make it worth your while after y you can't I got my commitment this Caro goes the sh I ain't about to change my course perhaps I could buy your boat I am serious sir and I am contracted to go to Shanghai and so I shall I must reach Yokohama by the 1st of September lus I have a wager I am going Around the World in 80 Days it is600 m to yokahama 1643 from there we take a steamship to San Francisco what steam ship I um hold on let me see I have it right yes wa ah yes here we are the ulyses grant grant yes the 's gr you're in lox Bo she's out of shy these the 30th of every month just a days to make it and if your luck holds out a good one will get us there with time to spend Captain I am prepared to pay you £300 for the passage of myself and two of my colleagues ah can believe immediately how on your life not until I get this TR loaded how long will that take now an hour and a half I think I can use the time to good Advantage thank you if you're late we'll stay without you yes indeed indeed [Music] H there the in I couldn't help noticing you're preparing to sail might one know the uh destination Shanghai couldn't make that yokahama could you oh but I can take it to a ship in Shanghai that'll take it to yoh right you're on but it'll cost you £700 he I tell you what I'll give you a draft on the bank of England negotiable anywhere but I'll need a receipt against the eventual reimbursement oh yes oh that's lovely now uh I'm in desperate need of sleep that a rather difficult night take monkey for lovely when are we sailing an hour an hour and a half you couldn't sail just a little earlier no I never said nothing anybody here he's about um 6 ft tall speaks English and French and I fear he's come upon Foul Play please make a thorough search certainly sir thank you good day [Music] sir sir that couple that just left they answered the description of the two we're looking for impossible but they left for Yokohama last night oh show me the line prepare the Hoist of Main [Music] do you suppose we shall ever see M pasp to again I refuse to think otherwise however one must always look to the future the future is oh good morning sir you must be our other passenger pleasure to meet your sir my name is f and uh this is Princess audo GL to meet you I'm sure and you sir you're yes oh uh FS Wilber F well sir I'm certain we shall have a most enjoyable journey together uh if the weather holds us yes yes I say haven't I seen you somewhere before I didn't think so your face seems somewhat familiar to me tell me uh do you by any chance play with now yes oh no matter I shall be Happ to teach you [Music] over the M the wind seems to have picked up considerably Captain we've gain a good deal of time then my lack is holding no no the wounded from the help with the main sheine the cat would like us to stay below and oh sorry well if you're you're doing a bit of laundry you might just want to help thank you don't be afraid you do all right the captain thinks just a caution to stay below I say perhaps we could play a game of Wis to take our minds off this go and make sure we hands to the stairs and [Music] play hang on I know up the moment our schedu has been kep [Music] [Music] [Music] help [Music] [Applause] [Music] I don't believe the storm's tap it off oops Captain B me Captain BBY what trou yeah find my anle one moment please I fear I have additional unpleasant news you see uh captain bunsby and his crew well it appears they've been washed overboard lost at sea bil is who's steing the ship then at the moment no one we're floundering Billy is yes what is it my dear we're thinking I beg your paron this water everywhere the ship is sinking oh well obviously we can't stay here come along my dear [Music] quick not not give me my hand I've got to my hat I can't leave without my please please I've got it I've got it not on that l [Music] party my dear you know exactly where we are trying to [Music] see he's alive he's still alive in point of fact he's even saved the life of a Burmese Prince amazing Act of Bravery where is he now Hong Kong gentlemen for the very first time I believe our wager could be in serious Jeopardy there is still 42 days to go I had this vision of him seated at this very moment in a saloon of a steam ship out of Hong Kong dining on white fish with reading sauce with rhar and gbury Ted for dessert not a bloody care in the world [Music] yes you can it that's it thank you well onward shall we I don't think I can walk oh don't worry Mr pish we're not going to leave you here no no no but will come on hello we need help help [Music] [Music] off yourselves hello hello uh shipwreck uh man hurt uh he help oh yes I should certainly think so how far away are we here from Shanghai 4 days journey is there a quick awake you are pressed for time well I should like to catch a steam ship the ulyses gr leaving Shanghai on Saturday at noon well transport can be arranged we simply must be on that ship oh there's a problem you might find certain roads are closed at this time closed yes the ab of China is on route to Shanghai at this moment and therefore no one is allowed to travel in your case Mr fog the daer empress has a marked dislike of the British nevertheless should press on you sir you will stay until your ankle is better no no thank you all the same Reverend I've got to stay with them PA [Music] a uh look here chap sir on your feet please [Music] [Music] okay [Laughter] [Laughter] got [Music] so distress yes Mother B disobeyed our customs yes Mother bring them in are you of the same blood that shikin yes how so the a of my father's father has such blood it is the wish of my mother Empress of all China that you'll be set free I worship your generosity Majesty as do my companions no they are not of your blood your majesty I regret to say they must lose their heads then I too must die wait a moment if you please I am responsible if anyone is going to die let it be me this gentleman is my guardian I would not wish to live without him your guardian will be set free he must die I die no no it was my fault I am the one responsible for putting us here if someone is going to die then it must be me but he's your guardian yes it's a great puzzle you may live rise thank you your highness [Music] now this Communicator says Mr philus fog accompanied by a young Indian woman left the city of Hong Kong on approximately the 24th of this month now we have that confirm sir the Man's Alive we have here a man of such infinite cunning he will surely become a case history in the annals of crime without question sir fortunately we still have one good Prospect yes sir that remarkable detective hix oh fck sir oh he's staying very close to fog sir waiting for exactly the right moment to arrest him quite so this point of time every hope every expectation we have left eyes is in this one man detective hicker hick damn fine fellow fix [Music] ohon afternoon I am so so very embarrassed embarrassed for the lie I told his majesty I wasn't aware that I mean inane that you were my my guardian under the conditions it was quite understood indeed you saved Our [Music] Lives if I may say so you were quite remarkable oh but I do not want you to feel that you must be responsible for [Music] me we are simply two people who have met under extenuating circumstances and will of course eventually go our separate [Music] ways yes what was that if you will excuse me [Music] oh there you are you find me somewhat embarrassed Mr F oh you too I feel impelled to make a statement well I don't think you're going to quarrel with anything I'm going to say I mean a man any man you know who who claims to be a man but he's got to do his duty doesn't he I'm sorry I don't quite follow don't follow no it's just the other way around isn't it I mean that is the point follow Mr Fix have you been drinking no oh no wouldn't touch your stuff not unless it was in the line of duty duty that is what we're talking about isn't it is it [Music] anything that happens I don't want you to take it personally Sarah I want you to bear that in the Forefront of your mind I mean don't take it personally well at least don't got there off my chest good night oh man [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] passport Jean we were told that he arrived in Yokohama on the kartic what can I say m the French Consulate don't keep records of every Frenchman who comes to Yokohama but he just arrived yesterday and we nevertheless we're going to try to investigate but before I would like you to F those form please forms yes in triplicate sign each one of them three copies is that what I say why you wish to discuss our policy or do you wish to find your friend I assume that both would be asking too much [Music] this [Music] more pacce more Miss allow me to introduce myself I am Jean paspartu once renowned of the famous C I am busy what what do you want to work miss you are looking at a true professional are you strong look at this I want a tri your some assult on the high wire can you sing lucky bird can you sing standing on your Edge many times I do it for enjoyment and you sing on your edge with the top spinning on your left foot I like it best that way and with a saber balanced on your rat a a you you mean a Shar on both sides [Music] sharp well why not are [Music] [Music] [Music] h [Music] [Music] now for your pleasure and present the famous long noses [Applause] I [Music] [Applause] good Heavens it's pass [Applause] two pass two h m is it you is it really you oh miss oh I never thought I would see you again oh miss I'm so very happy nothing would stop us now [Applause] [Music] nothing e e e e e e e e e e e [Music] oh [Music] thank you ma'am say what you will about fog his Rescue of their prince has miraculously healed our relations with the Burmese government just when those relations were coming apart a remarkable display of true English character map tell me sir would you make a hero out of a Bank Thief certainly not gentlemen Mr f cannot Escape British Justice no that would be wrong yeah but under these trying circumstances can't there be some graceful way out of this for the sake of our Burmese relations and for avoiding the Dreadful disappointment it would bring to our British subjects your majesty I think we have a solution to our problem we've just had word of Mr fog yes lost of sea your majesty the China Sea all hands were lost there are no survivors mom indeed lost what a very great pity lost frightful [Music] well here also a warrant for the arrest of one Phil's fog at last it was sent here on the mere chance this fellow might reach Yokohama yes if only the authorities had shown the same Zeal earlier on what a damn shame you can't arrest him right here but papers of extradition from the Japanese would take months of course do you know where he is I know where he will be on his way to San [Music] Francisco if my calculations are correct Pastor no thank you at 12 knots we shall cross the Pacific in 21 days in time to catch the Central Pacific from San Francisco oh right on schedule from San Francisco to New York on the 26th of September New York to London by the 5th of October London and I never thought I would see it again you should arrive at the club several hours before I'm you there then of course there is the matter of the princess yes uh she has been acting most peculiarly lately she isn't com to dinner no not hungry I have noticed to miss a strange Melancholy you have seen the way she looks at you looks at me yes I wasn't aware of any I am of the opinion that she I believe that she abers emotions for you other than gratitude what are you talking about we French would call it uh an affair of the [Music] art you mean to [Music] say no no utter nonsense is it well of course I admit I do have a deep abiding affection for the princess but I don't think I've ever given any reason to believe that well that well on the contrary I I think I've made it quite clear that no no you must be mistaken perhaps I think I know what it is she's homesick homick yes yes oh that would explain the whole thing wouldn't [Music] it wa miss here thank you [Music] the last one I [Music] her teeth glitter between her lips like DW drops in a passion flower's half enveloped breast beneath the silken Foams of her tunic [Music] for [Music] [Music] oh here you are I uh I couldn't find you anywhere these um these past few weeks have been I believe they've aroused a most peculiar feeling within me oh yes you see you've preoccupied my thoughts in many ways well that is to say um your resourcefulness your uh your knowledge of the World At Large your your courage do you think a young woman with a bit of knowledge and courage to be remarkable what I mean to say is um well that is I I I don't mean um what do you mean filus what I have to say is far more difficult for me than I ever thought possible indeed perhaps more so than going around the world I oh dear how can I ever put this try Filas the point is I I'm a very private sort of man you see I've never felt it necessary to to reveal myself to anyone in point of fact I've always felt incapable of expressing my true feelings to others you are not alone many others have that problem they do yes of course still a very private man a man completely set in his ways a man who has lived alone for most of his life and finds that Arrangement quite satisfactory I see I would never presume to speculate what your feelings are towards me but as for myself I I could never contemplate a leon with anyone it was Shakespeare who said I believe love is nothing else but an unsa you thirst enjoying complely desired [Music] object do you feel any less private now what are you afraid of nothing at all that is we should be parting when we get to England [Music] and we will still remain good friends I trust friends yes [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh oh forgive me I oh I uh I don't know what came over me I you don't oh I'm profoundly ashamed of myself to have uh taken advantage of a a simple affectionate Moment Like This I do apologize and now that we understand each other I'm I'm very grateful that we had this little chat chat yes quite you have your emotions under control now yeah I I do now thank heavens what a Pity I beg your pardon God help philus fog should he ever be carried away how awful that would be to allow something so uncontrollable to enter your punctual head good night philas I must hurry off to bed or I might be late for breakfast I may even forgo it all together [Music] s Francis [Music] there was so much to the right this have to check your pistols please [Music] sir please this way sir thank you so for me [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I uh I have the information miss the train leaves tomorrow morning at 7 secure the tickets we miss but uh we cannot have a compartment until we reach a place calleda there uh we will find CH [Music] if you excuse me a moment [Music] you would you care to dance you you dance I have a certificate in Ballroom proficiency at the Garder Folk School of the Arts and bled on Stoke of course I was only 12 at the time but uh I don't believe one forget these things should we ever a go [Music] it's [Music] I [Music] lordy look at that huh Jesse well I tell you I got to have that we're not looking for trouble got [Music] to you I'm cutting in hi B I'm taking over move look here I'm stranger to your country and not familiar with your Customs if the young lady does not wish to dance with you I must ask you to leave it alone you want trouble I never seek it out sir I never shrink from it either move sir I resent your tone of voice you're going to be a corpse if you don't get out of the way I equally resent your choice of words now excuse us please unhand me [Music] sir no got a gun should you wish to continue this I suggest that we go outside and I trust Queensbury rules will be observed someday you and me are going to meet up again I shall welcome the opportunity to thrust you once more to that end sir may I ask your name James James Jesse well Mr James Jesse I can only hope that you're not representative of the American character good evening Mr Jesse I'll see you again thank you for your support pper two but it wasn't necessary I also attended the haps brickson Academy of pugilism shall we no why not I've never felt better in my entire life did you say what the was no only that it was something we would need for the trip what all I say what is the matter look it's Mr Fix good morning good morning good morning and lovely morning it is is it not yes you're going east uh East West I just love travel that's all unless it's by Rick Shaw or r boat I draw the line there are you waiting for someone yes P two oh 3 minutes look you a p Miss you're earo I beg your paron Jesse Miss the notus gunman oh James Jess you that SC what never mind that P to I must tell you that quite frankly your lack of punctuality is getting out of hand where the devil have you been I will show you look voila I buys them at bargain prices M now we are prepared now they will never dare to attack us who Indians we're aning the UNAM with the West Indians [Music] but come on out with it man out with it philus fog is still alive sir how can you be certain the British Consul in Yokohama sent word out days ago but the telegraphic service there sir has been interrupted by a power failure in Japan and so we just found out yesterday found out what philus fog arrived in Yokohama with an Indian princess and detective fix fix fix yes sir and all three of them got on board a steamship Bound for San Francisco I tell you McBain it gives one heart H sir fix steadfast to the last if ever a servant of the government should be kned for his Services he's a private detective sir quite so makes me proud to be an Englishman yes sir fix detective fix God bless [Music] you the Central Pacific to Ogden the Union Pacific to Omaha Coast to po 3,786 Mi estimated time Cal 7 Days 5 hours and 32 minutes any questions how many days do we have left 18 good now then let us begin shall we right [Music] [Music] hear me now Jesse you just keep low for a while let things cool off PL Toth right when you get to Omaha give him my love to Z yeah we'll do [Music] is it loaded of course we must learn how to use them if we are to shoot Indians why why learn why must you shoot Indians because [Music] uh I see what you mean uh you think I speak of India Indians but no no no no no not India Indians it is American Indians you want to kill them do you not think they have been killed enough already B have they not been killed and starved and made miserable by the people who invaded their country just as my own countrymen were invaded by the British no I do not blame the Indian for defending his homeland you will please put the gun away Point well taken has I do hope however you intend No Grave reflection upon the British we do after all be speak of civilized society throughout the world whereas these Americans no than no no be fine excuse me sir I should like one of your local phants uh with a little touch of sage perhaps we can all share heart attack [Music] chicken chicken Miss and by the look of it it must have had a long and difficult life and quite an unpleasant death well now what do we got here mister I think you and me got something to settle up you are of course not thank you pick [Music] do I assume here that you demand satisfaction over our encounter last evening take your pick it's very kind of you my servant has brought along several weapons I'm certain one of them will do we'll settle this at the next stop then stop I have no intention of stopping anywhere if you wish to engage in a jewel sir I see no reason why we can't settle the matter Here and Now on the moves as it well M tell him it was a mistake you must tell him what's going on here keep out of this you don't talk to me like that you not worry sir it's all right although we intend to settle a certain matter here we have no intention of delaying this train asper two my weapon if you please Mr I don't know who you are but anybody puts up a gun at Jesse James it's a dead man oh I take it sir you are proficient in Small Arms fire he could take you blindfolder at 50 yards oh philus you talk too much now let's get started no okay everybody out out out come on you gentlemen if you will please to stand back to back in the middle of the [Music] car all right I'm going to count to five if the count of five each man will start to the far into the car where you're turning far understand well let's get at it if this man win whichever body falls first that body be removed from body the train ready gentlemen ready I'm ready one 2 3 4 everyone been going a lar sleeper [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I thought you was a mar what you do P what a card act no M sure the guns you put them under the seat I gave you one and all the rest have gone gone someone has stolen them no I hidden no may you never have the blood of an Indian on your hands my dear don't you think it'll be in just a little shortsighted considering that they are present [Music] [Music] there's an Army Fort up ahead if we can signal them we have a chance please do got to reach the engineer have him blast the steam whistle somebody's got to crawl up the Locomo crawl on top of the carriages oh well I shall undertake that at once M forgive me if I have said myself but it is I M that have the acrobatic experience you will not deny this no bo I go at once really good [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hey what the devil listen don't you here oh God bless that's our boys in blue well done place at your service any casualties a few minor bruises Captain nothing more thank God the engine where's the engine Captain the Indians appear to have stolen the locomotive indeed uh there's pass for two oh look at that pass for two there you are pass two well done let me give you a heart well done that crazy engine it would not stop oh never mind never mind as you're not an engineer we can hardly blame you for that but what have I done to you we are stranded here on the Savage American Prairie no we shall press on how there is no other Transportation Miss well who could have foreseen the Indian attack I mean Mr Fix as far as I'm concerned the unforeseen does not exist come along oh wait for me [Music] I wonder yeah if we had continued exactly according to schedule we would have arrived in New York 12 hours before the departure of the boat to Liverpool we are now exactly 20 hours behind so 12 from 20 8 hi we have only 8 hours to regain as we sit here yes but we're not sitting in a train are we excuse me are you in need of Transportation yes we are for what purpose in order to leave here oh allow me gentlemen to introduce myself Mudge is the name Benjamin yes yes well for those in Urgent necessity of moving on it's a catastrophic yes it did yeah you have something in mind sir meat and cheese yeah cheese and meat I holl it in monthly from Omaha and I haven't paid those railroad thieves one Thin dime do you know how much they charge for Freight per pound hav a clue how many have you got I beg your pardon well how many in your party your party um uh four four three four what do you weigh sir that would be $36.96 you mean you have transportation yeah [Music] [Music] watch [Music] excuse me sir can we buy the tickets on board everybody does how much are they conductor depends on where you going New York uh what time do you have conductor precisely 12:30 p.m. cor sir we have a boat leaving New York Harbor tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m. all the boat we should arrive at 6:30 are we on schedule for 20 years I beg your pardon for 20 years haven't lost a second yet you can absolutely depend on that have a wonderful Tri haven't I seen you somewhere before depends on where you've been [Music] [Music] [Music] well what now unfortunately Bradshaw's timetable of transatlantic Steamers shows the next departure 2 days hence perhaps yes we could find a car ship as we did in Hong Kong my very thought going to Liverpool why not would it one of the world's largest seaports ships from all over the world now then I suggest that um uh you and pper two make your inquiries west of the Hudson and the princess and I will make our search on the Eastern docks you want us to split up now we are pressed for time sir in 11 days I have to be must be in London we have no other course we shall meet back here on this exact spot in 2 hours time Pas thank you very much come along I feel like following him why it may never come back Miss promised he would be here in 2 hours and his word like that of all English gentlemen is as good as his bur be [Music] [Music] [Applause] just p [Applause] may I inquire sir is this ship about to leave at dawn with the passengers in evening dress a bonvoyage party Mr Vanderbilt always has a party before leaving for Europe Europe Liverpool uh would that be uh Cornelius feril himself well my dear I think perhaps we found it do you think Mr Vanderbilt would accept any passengers no then how can we the situation demands that we store away oh I know I don't like it either I don't like it one bit smacks of dishonesty but you simply have no other choice what about Mr Fix and P Lo them in apology and an explanation when next we meet I'm certain they'll understand well come along my oh good evening your name sir I Mr philus fog and this charming lady here is the princess Auda of P India I don't believe I forgive me sir you're not on my list how odd well Cornelius insisted that I bring the princess with me as he so wanted to meet her well uh please inform him that I did arrive but obviously some Clark has made an unfortunate mistake under the circumstances sir I'm certain that Mr Vanderbilt would wish you to come aboard thank you so much than no thank you having fun of M yes your chin is twitching really I have never ever in my whole life willingly and deliberately lied before I fear it's left me profoundly shaken are so nice to see you again Cornelius oh well shall we vanderbelt awaits oh I [Music] ah Mr van you're looking very fit I don't remember fog philas fog oh and the princess Auda of P India [Music] Enchanted Captain how do you do sir well I must say Mr vanderbelt princess and I certainly wish you a very happy Bo sir than [Music] FAS your chin is tching again yes I know thank you very [Music] much what are we going to do when they've discovered that we've stayed on board we shall simply tell them that um that uh thank you very we had one too many we became intoxicated and [Music] cheers I must say pH for someone who never lies you are very clever at [Music] it that's 2 hours and 10 minutes where are they they will be here oh yeah of course they will of course he could have been lying to us couldn't he so miss what are you saying he has never once lied in his whole life well what is it that man uh spoke to F you don't remember his name oh several weeks ago you made a wag in Bermuda if you recall that a Mr philus fog would not make it Around the World in 80 Days fog that's the same man same you made a wager of $5,000 sir and here we are leaving for Liverpool I believe they intend to stow away well we can't let that happen can't we Captain with your permission sir I'll deal with the matter at once please scary excuse me sir would you come with me please [Music] excuse [Music] here [Music] this look what's the meaning of this what are you doing UNH that woman you did say you could swim yes you're Splendid I can't still don't relax okay relax extraordinary what you what oh nothing nothing what do you say to that eh something must have happened yes it has and I'll tell you what it is both of them on their way to Canada by now I'll never forgive myself for having neglected my Duty after having traveled over halfway around the world in order to to what yes indeed there's a noise there oh Michelle I knew it I knew you would be back but but uh what's the matter the boat it is so small small to cross the Atlantic good Heavens cross the Atlantic in a rowing boat are you mad what have you found a steamer then we did H oh that's wonderful it wasn't they threw us overboard and you pass I take it you had no luck nothing well that's not quite right they did tell us of a small cargo ship leaving for Bordeaux Bordeaux is it leaving tonight yeah no no it' be early tomorrow morning but it is no good Bordeaux is on the wrong side of the English Channel one step at a time pass two one step at a time on [Music] no sir stand by to cast off sir but sir it's important that we get to Liverpool the answer is no sir we're Bound for Bordeaux and Bordeaux it'll be but you have no cargo and we're going in ballast sir and you have no passengers I never have passengers Captain I will pay you to take us to Liverpool absolutely not over there who is the owner of this vessel perhaps he will listen to reason oh well now sir it just so happens you are speaking to the owner of this vessel and I tell you we are going to Bordeaux JX whenever you're ready we'll get underway sir get captain would you consider then sir taking us to Bordeaux I would not take you to Bordeaux sir if you were to pay me $2,000 I will pay you 2,000 H 2,000 as you wish that down a pece as you wish you're mad no Captain we are simply anxious to leave or don't [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] 120 20 50 please just pered is transported to New York on the Pittsburgh forway in Chicago Railway arriving in New York is one thing getting out again another Ferguson the times made inquiries there's only one passenger ship that could possibly bring him to the shores of England on time and he's not Bor like you so unless you can swim the Atlantic we've got him we've got him it's almost a shame poor fell he tried so dreadfully hard [Music] excuse me but you people are going to have to go below I want to keep this deck clear for the crew more than happy to comply sir one of this hand is [Music] finished how soon is here any moment now they're playing with fire Mr Fix I have crossed Paris at War the Swiss Alps the jungles of India and Burma I have rior through China and when reaching America undertaking a duel with the Mr James Jesse you really think I intend to give up now TR what what is this what that me Mr T help your let me out thank you very much this is Mutiny you know pure and simple Mr fug will take responsibility you know what he's doing well done Mr jenss well done indeed gentlemen you're now heading a course for Liverpool at Full Steam by my calculations we should make the crossing from this point in 7 days keep up the good work I must get to London and just over one week's time hi I sir all right man back to [Music] work come in [Music] oh uh forgive me for intruding but I um was that is are you all right yes I didn't see you all afternoon on deck and it occurred to me that perhaps we ought to have another um chat yes [Music] the thought came to me this morning that uh as we near my homeand you must be getting quite homesick for yours no no is that all you wish to say I would you seem so [Music] very melancholy is there something wrong wrong what could possibly be wrong I mean we shall both be reaching our destination shortly and that will be the end of it we shall say goodbye [Music] I dare say you remember s Francis karti yes before he left us he he gave me a slender volume of Indian poetry the passages has launched itself in my memory and [Music] I hope you don't find is shocking I'm listening it goes [Music] beneath her long silken lashes purest reflections of a Celestial light swim in the black pupils of her great Clear Eyes is in the sacred Lakes of the [Music] Himalayas how very lovely why should I be shocked whenever I think of this passage I think only of you my dearest I do know this that I care for you more than any person I have ever known but the very thought of [Music] yes it's too late for me it's it's too late for me to even attempt to impose my rigid way of life on someone other than a servant [Music] no perhaps you could change Phillies there are those people who can change their lives but I feel I am not among them no I am not the one for you my dear [Music] Lula I would that I were someday philes someday you are going to be even lonlier than you are now [Music] [Music] [Music] but I have a word words sir yes of course Mr J you're going to have to make a decision very soon no what sort of decision since New York we have been keeping up on fo Stein yes I know we could have gotten to Bordeaux on shortsteen but not like this just exactly what are you trying to say Mr JS your coal sir is giving out soon we'll have to go on very short steam now it'll take a couple more days that is the decision you present me with yes sir Mr jenss yes sir I want you to feed those boilers and keep the coal burning at Full Steam until it's exhausted yes sir bring the captain on Deck now now Captain traitor pirate pickaroon good afternoon captain I do want to apologize for any inconvenience you will pay for this sir deis see what I had in mind I should like to purchase your ship Never by all the Devils you shall not sir Captain I regret to say that purchased or not I'm obliged to burn her what did you say at the upper part of her at least you see the coal has given up burn my ship a ship wor $220,000 in pound that's um I'll give you 30 what did you say say I'll give you 30 sure Qui F you will give me $30,000 it's [Laughter] yours may I speak with you sir private this is not easy for me sir see I am an honest man and I cannot deceive you this ship is is more than 20 years old I probably couldn't get more than 15 so thank you sir um you are now the new owner of the Henrietta thank you very much sir my first order will be a terar apart Mr jensx what yes sir I want you to chop up everything wood everything frames bulkheads bunks seats tables everything holy moly [Music] [Music] oh not much left now sir but the wheelhouse tear it down and when it's gone 47 mil left to Liverpool that's all we need yes sir [Music] [Applause] [Music] anything Miss not yet everything is gone there is nothing left to burn what's that who wait wait a moment it's a SEO Miss no no by Heaven it is not land England my friends England [Music] I have 12 hours in which to reach London we can make it easily miss you have one [Music] Mr F excuse me sir uh but would you be so kind as to tell me what's to become of the Henrietta it's all yours sir oh thank you sir you're a true gentleman sir Mr fog yes that is Mr philes F yes what is it Mr Fix we are once again on British soil sir we are indeed sir I arrest you in the name of the [Music] law I beg your pardon now it is incumbent on me to hand you the this waren no robbery Bank of England I am a detective sir good Heavens always have been just a detective trying to do his duty and now so if you'll accompany me to the customs house you'll be held there in custody until such a time as you are TR transferred to London no you cannot not now he will lose the wager no P to stop that stop that let him go do you hear me Mr Fix detective fix if you don't mind sir if you represent the law then I have no other cause than to come with you excuse me sir it's 10:30 McBain I'm having my tea but it is urgent sir damn it it's always urgent bring him in [Music] I would like you to meet Mr folston sir please call me Hal he has a notion well he is under the impression sir that he is Henry the four has but his identification proves otherwise have you interrupted my tea in order to introduce me to a lunatic have a look at this sir look inside you'll find that are £55,000 in banknotes what oh my God once more under the breach dear friends once more oh oh These genuine they're more than that sir more I have identified these banknotes as the very same that were taken from this bank and if Mr folston does think that he is Henry IV well I can readily assure you sir he is our Bank Thief stop him [Music] [Music] Brave swords St F fight on feed the troops fight on cry go for England Harry and St George oh I think I hope so it's been a long it's over now princess no question about it there is no time somehow I I feel that I have failed in no blame yourself won't help I did not realize until this moment how much this meant to me come on you're free you're free Filas fog you are free Mr Fix please I'll problem get a hold of yourself there's been a mistake it's really quite Dreadful but the bank robber has given himself up positively identified therefore you're free Mr Fix are you saying that now after you've kept me here in this room for over 4 hours I am free to leave yes you're free [Music] hello thanks very much thanks much when is your next Express train to London you've just missed it sir the next one's at six no no no no that won't do it all tell me do you have any special trains that can be hired for a single occasion we've got two locomotives sir the the Shirley Rose and the d drop but the cost is a fortune I'll pay for it whatever the price you'll have to go to Stockport to get the locomotive sir notified the the engineer immediately tell him there's a generous reward if he can reach London within 5 hours yes yes sir stop stop wait for me wait for me that's better right how dare you how dare you put your fat in front of us sir what have you made me thinking I'm a man of honor and a true professional if you want to know the whole truth I've just lost £2,000 I beg your pardon £2,000 that was the extent of the reward wasn't it well now there won't be a reward will there I've going all the way around the world for nothing it serves you well serve me right you mean that is what I said oh furthermore I was going to get married yes oh oh look at this this is uh Miss uh mild hapworth my shupure L we have a cotage picked out thatched and all now all my dreams have been shattered to Smither re I so you I very well have Victory within your grasp but there could be no victory for detective than [Music] [Music] see rails can't do much without wiing tra you mean they haven't got one oh we've sent for one chier Within an hour or two well can't we get around this somehow oh she's a beauty that surely rul but she ain't much good we out track onwards oh wait for me a [Music] [Music] D stop stop [Music] D we are too [Music] late my condolences to come so very close indeed indeed drive on [Music] um passort to M would you please show the princess our guest room but of course Miss come get up come on [Music] no breakfast no lunch no dinner not a word silence we must do something yes you're quite right I will break down the door even if he takes the damage out of my salary Amma still take that risk no stay back I [Music] go Miss May I be of service I should like to have a moment's conversation with the princess audo the door is unlocked we miss you speak to him do something come in my dear come in please sit down W you these last few hours I I've been going over in my mind the events of not only the last 80 days but my entire life I've reached an inescapable conclusion my life's been a total waste oh philas it's true the ingrained habits of my existence have squandered my life and I've gained nothing in exchange change I have no real friends and but you do here you see this clock on the mantle there sits philas fog a punctual machine indeed a machine that is now fail the ultimate test of punctuality and for that I should feel desolate but I don't in point of fact I feel I feel that there has to be more to life than a membership in the reformed Club there has to be more to living than the temperature of one's bir these 80 days have not been in vain they've allowed me to meet a person with whom I should very much like to share the remaining years of my life if you could somehow find it in your heart to overlook my many faults then I would be bold enough to ask you to be my wife oh philli before you answer I must tell you that I am penniless I have only a few pounds left do you really think that matters to me my prospects are questionable to say the least but I am still of sound mind and body and I will do my very best to provide provide for you in any way that I [Music] can her eyes her lovely eyes as in the sacred Lakes of the [Music] Himalayas could you could you consider my propos yes oh yes Pas he's here here I am here congratulations congratulations I want you to go at once to the The House of the Reverend Samuel SMI and notify him that the princess and I wish to be married in the morning at his convenience at once Miss at once [Music] [Applause] ah Miss uh if you please I am the servant of your good neighbor Filas fug who has just returned from a trip around the world oh really has he indeed oh yes and he would very much like you to perform a wedding ceremony in the morning uh that's your convenience well I dare say it won't be convenient at all you see I have Sunday Services tomorrow uh he will have to wait until Monday but but tomorrow is Monday no no you're mixed up I'm afraid today is Saturday and therefore tomorrow is most definitely Sunday oh no no no that cannot [Music] be today's paper [Music] [Applause] [Music] quickly quickly hurry look it is Saturday Saturday not Sunday you did it as for to I'm afraid the strain has been too much for you no M I tell you it is Saturday the Reverend Samuel's wife swears to it and he is a man of God are you trying to say that I miscalculated by one full day here is today's paper look it is truly Saturday so you have it m the evidence before your very eyes let me think let me think is you oh dear God yes yes yes of course the answer is so simple it is we did not take into account the sun the sun we traveled Eastward continuously and always toward the sun yes I know that ah but the days therefore diminish as many times 4 minutes as we cross degrees in that direction they do there are 360° of circumference around the earth 4 minutes time 360 gives one precisely 24 hours or one full day M I have no idea what you're saying but I can tell you this the clock look at the clock we have only 15 minutes to reach the aarm club oh dear my jacket my jacket please k k to the reform Club Pi me wait for me come on wait for [Applause] me important news you can win your bet after all it's only Saturday not to worry gentlemen philia fog is lost already as surely as we stand here coming [Applause] [Music] [Applause] frankly business is [Music] [Applause] 1 minute left [Music] [Music] 35 [Applause] [Music] seconds out of the way out of the way out of the way [Applause] [Music] Ellie go on go on [Music] gentlemen it's precisely [Music] 9:00 anyone for a game of whis [Applause] go [Music] [Applause] 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