Peter Kay: "I should only be on the news if I'm dead" | BBC News

so you appear on our Telly box on Sunday night in the middle of I'm a celeb yeah with that incredible advert please tell me that you were sat there family waiting for it to come on yeah and I were thinking it got 29 minutes past now and I'm thinking there's not other commercial bro yeah this is Costa fart you put this on luckily all stupid and um I said we should put it on and I'm a celebrity because it'll it'll take people by surprise and we filmed it me and my friend Matt we were editing at arrows and we went down in Marquette filmed it on his iPhone it was my car it was my mum's house I put an iPhone down my shorts and put it on voice memo so I recorded my sound and then Tesco was about like 12 million on this advert and we've done it in 10 minutes on two iPhones but hilarious do you know anyone working in advertising right now is like Peter can you stop we're all going to be out of jobs that's the way to do it but listen huge outpouring of Love everyone's been so excited you know I could not get over I was lying in bed on Monday night with Susan because I had a show on Monday night of practice oh yeah and then if you know any jokes tell me and Hugh Edwards was on the new use with a picture of me about he was doing the Queen's funeral and he's talking about me I'm going I'm on the news the main news how's that up there this this is ridiculous on ITV do some Mary Nightingale and BBC News I thought It's gotta be a slow news day aren't it I brought to internet yes basically a website crashed it was a website crash yeah I wish there's so much crash here all the time but the love must feel wonderful you know what I cannot get me head around it I thought we should have called this to a Peter who because I haven't been around for five years I thought ooh honestly well no not give her monkeys but being on the news can you get your head around that that is [Music] if I'm dead [Music]

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