RHOSLC Season 5 Trailer Trash!

welcome to crappin don't wait a week for a new video join our patreon at the crappin on demand level for instant recap Access Link in description enjoy the [Music] show hello and welcome to Watcher crains a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about I'm Ben Mander and joining me today is Mr Ronnie carum hey Ronnie how's it going you know just so great just glad to be here I'm loving life love Mondays love dogs love the sun love trees just so happy I'm so happy no I actually am really happy how are you doing um I am feeling great I'm feeling great had a really fun weekend and ready to dive into um today this whole week of content you know Bravo doesn't have a lot of stuff on the air right now it's pretty thinned out we do have our love Island USA reunion is tonight we're going to have that ready for you guys or recap tomorrow tomorrow really excited about that and of course blow deck and we have Dubai later this week in Orange County but we're trying to like fill in the gaps a little bit now right now Twitter is going nuts because the Salt Lake City trailer is dropping later today and in fact I'm looking at Twitter right now Bravo has posted a teaser for the trailer which is just shows an image of an avalanche and it says the trailer drops today so we're hoping that if we saw long enough to tra the trailer we're hoping that we'll have by the time we're done recording this episode we'll be ready for the Salt Lake City Trailer episode which will be on the Main feed but for today in the super into Mormonism guys in the spirit of Mormonism in the spirit of Salt Lake City and in the spirit of it being blazing hot right now let's go to a cold place we are still going to do some Salt Lake City content right now which is we are going to do a trailer trash of a show you may have heard of called The Secret Lives of Mormon wives guys okay so I've seen this show talked about on a little station called the Internet it's huge um everyone is talking about the show I was like do we need another Mormon show I mean no offense to the Mormons but girl like do we have enough Crackers In Our Lives that's my those girls were like and I don't mean in the white person slaying although it works for that I just mean in the general plain assra Saltine do we need more of that then I started reading it because I was like well everyone's talking about it may as well see what they're talking about yeah girl there's some like moms of Tik Tok Scandal where these Mormon ladies it turns out they were in like a swingers club and they were all [ __ ] each other's husbands well not not Pokey in the Holy apparently it's called Soft swinging which I think is like what Carl invented from summerhouse because he's softt like so there's like soft swinging which apparently is like doing everything but butt [ __ ] well I shouldn't say but [ __ ] they just all they do is butt [ __ ] I think so I think it's like old Catholic school things where if it's not the it's not the VJ so it doesn't count I think I don't know we're going to find out in the show but apparently they were all cheating with each other and they're all influencers on Tik Tok which is what we were afraid the original Salt Lake City was going to be well this is all influencer moms on Tik Tok they all were [ __ ] each other's husbands and then someone started blowing it up online I don't know who did what it's all a mystery I actually stopped myself from reading about it because I was like am I destroying the whole plot of the show I like if there's twists and turns I want to watch him on the show so I figured we could maybe find out because it's like a real life mystery well it's a mystery because I won't educate myself what do you think about it Ben are you interested in this kind of thing or um I am extremely interested in this um oh wait a second did the Salt Lake City Trailer just drop as we speak oh my God no it didn't I apologize everyone this is deeply unprofessional that is well by the time it does drop it does not matter Focus Ben Focus I need I need to focus I'm sorry every I'm the last person to ever tell anybody to focus that's okay here's what here's what I'm gonna say I am excited for this I I'm excited oh no the trailer the Salt Lake City trailer is here little girl oh my goodness little girl sorry I didn't even I I didn't mean to play it right there I just wanted to confirm that it is an actual trailer do you wait do you want to do an impromptu pivot and do Salt Lake City we pivot okay let's do Salt Lake City first I everybody we're gonna listen up listen Okay Ronnie Vamp Vamp Vamp I'm gonna download the trailer aslo anyway episode that's the intro for the Mormon Housewives The Secret Lives of Mormon wives that comes out September 8th there will still be kind of a dir of programming on Bravo so we are thinking of covering that fulltime let us know what you think if do you want us to cover this show full-time also do you we we're still gonna do that trailer it's just that like you know Salt Lake City is here and this is and then we'll have the trailer out uh for this Mormon Housewives thing later in the week uh so you know enjoy this current oh sorry content play all the time turn it off I didn't wasn't expecting to give I wasn't I didn't know it was gonna make audio it's so into it you're so addicted no download it's hard to play it was very hard is it downloading it's downloading it's downloaded oh get it in that Dropbox girl get it in the DB y put it in the Dropbox um uh put it in the drop box get it in the drop box this is like a lot this is a this this trailer is live right now this episode is live all right well we can start talking about this Salt Lake City trailer first of all they let's talk about the picture that came out um of these ladies because it's a little crazy first of all interesting choice to go with the New Jersey colors did you notice that um yes I did notice that yeah we have this cast photo that's come out um and uh they are in the Jersey colors the other thing that's funny is that um all the single photos of people it's like them posing on a snowmobile which I think for some reason that like really amuses me like seeing Mary M Cosby posing with a snowmobile you know she'd be like I I don't write that I don't write things with that TS I don't write things with that well I wouldn't either after that story she told that season when she came over for Whitney and she's like well I you know I'm sorry I was late but one of the people in my congregation got in a wreck flipped out of her car fell down the freeway over a bridge onto another car under a train and then Tom rolled down a hill and a burglar broke in and then a girl so yeah I don't blame her um but anyway they released this beautiful cast photo everybody looks great in it and also I'm just so happy to see them again I've really missed them here for anybody on crappin on demand here's a really terrible uh picture for you to look at they're all in purple which is super interesting first of all they're on a heaven background I get that it's kind of a religious show um but they literally do look like they died and I'm kind of down for that like just ghost real house like I hope it's like that forever when people really do die that we get to have ghost versions of that [ __ ] on Bravo uh here's a picture now do you see it Ben yeah I put I just put it up on screen I was like did I how did I airshare that to the computer I'm you're like you're like guys breaking news espb works so it looks I mentally told the computer to put it up and it worked no I just air dropped it to myself and it showed up on the screen I was like oh my God the future is now Steve Jobs speaking of Heaven literally knows what I want even before and he's going to charge me 30% of my life uh savings for it and uh anyway so the picture's up now so as you can see it looks like they've all died gone to heaven and then heaven is like [ __ ] these ladies and spits them back out it looks like heaven is barfing them back up back down to earth yeah um it because there's an avalanche behind them there an the explosion of snow and we see the women they're all standing there they're in purples met sort of slight metallics um but if you zoom in for people who are not actually um watching this what we have is Heather's in the center and then to the left is Lisa Barlo to the m right is Meredith marks which makes sense by the way last week I highly recommended that people watch with mck gymnastics and if you watch rmic gymnastics you would see that the coach for the Israeli rhythmics gymnastics team looks just like Lisa Barlo which I just like the idea of Lisa Barlo coaching rhythmic gymnastics hi okay throw the ribbon now throw the ball hi oh she dropped the ball you know what you know what we need more help with rhythm I think I'm going to call Snoop Dog I'm G to call Snoop Dog over here for some B Snoop can I touch can I touch okay so then after she say she actually speaking of Snoop Dog this is a full circle because didn't she say she was on a uh plane with Snoop Dog and then Snoop do was actually at the Olympics this year representing America in the commentary yeah and by the way Bravo I mean NBC Universal why are you not putting any of your real housewives in Paris for corporate Synergy hello you need to get like the Salt Lake City women there you should have so after Meredith to the right of Meredith there's the new girl and if you zoom in she just looks like black hair Gina from OC well also she this reminds me of the shot from A League of Their Own which or a league of our own whatever it is and guys I know that my references are like super old and I'm sorry but you know what else is old me okay about to get older even yeah but um a league of our A League of Their Own so in that movie they it was the first female baseball team and they were taking promo shots and all the girls had to look like really sexy really really cute and they were getting these cute shots of everybody and they had a girl who's a really good player but she wasn't very cute so they put her really far away and so her promo shot is just like a little stick in the back she and that is what they did to this poor lady like is she even is she across the street can the lady get she so far away okay sure she like the her hair is sort of lightly giving magic a dispel Al though not with her the Bob is not as severe as magias but somehow it's like making me think of it I think it's because the purple too I think the purple and the Black Bob are like just taking me to Magicka dispel space and then you have Whitney who is she looks she looks like K she looks like uh Kyle Richards in a way um but she's wearing a very older lady like older lady at a charity function kind of a glitter dress with like the sleev new girl yeah the new girl yeah it's a very matronly outfit which I think matly is always in in Salt Lake City we love maton you know where it's always in watch what crappens we love by way it's a compliment it's a compliment yes we love a matronly girl now um also something else I have to say real quick um it's very difficult to tell what she looks like because nobody on this show looks anything like this they all are so photoshopped they look like the bottom of a foot all every single one of them every single one of them looks like someone is getting a pedicure on the of their feet also photoshopped Heather's face onto Whitney who's the next one over Whitney is wearing a big half Cape I think that's a half Cape would that be considered a half Cape it's just like a it's actually like a shoulder Cape it's like a cape dedicated one shoulder cap and um she's like it's like one of those window dressing a curtain it doesn't ever actually cover the curtain it just goes in between the wall but never does anything it never covers the window it looks like a big blue piece of fennel a blue penel she's like but I love celery it looks not unlike a blue shallot skin she's like I don't think this funnel is working because I tried to use it to pour oil back into the tube but then it went all over the counter I need to buy I need a new I need a new funnel in my kitchen so I bought a bunch of funnel seeds to grow one who would who would eat a funnel salad do you know that there are some carnivals where you can literally grind up funnels and turn them into [Laughter] cake it's how Justin got so much money from China into his account I'm the funnel one um summer should be funnel so yeah she has this I actually like this look on her I I love I love her her little dedicated shoulder cape you know what I look I like on her this look of non-c confusion which is a lie I'll tell you that lies look good on you because she's like my arm is in front of my stomach and my hand is under my chin and let me tell you I'm thinking about something right now and her eyes are kind of squinted girl you are not stop stop pretending now I will tell you one thing I read about Miss Whitney Rose is that she I'm becoming gayer by the day by the way I don't know how one person can get gayer but I am Let Me Tell You by I didn't know if I could if I zoomed in on the photo on my screen that it would zoom in up here that's much very helpful by the way there you go it is actually helpful yeah um H who's be I feel like someone's behind me I am no no one's there I'm on the show too behind you I'm on the show oh my God I'm on the show Gina we know it's you my God so Whitney what I read about Whitney is that she got rid of Whitney Rose products which by the way we just had to sit through five seasons of you rebranding this [ __ ] and Justin savings or whatever but now she rebranded it and now it's like officially an MLM because before remember she's like it's not an MLM how dare you everybody this is not a MLM at all it's a business that it's not a pyramid it's a square but now it's just like hey you want to be on a higher level sell more [ __ ] I don't know she's like sell it out of your trunk anybody can do it Mom's you night which is kind of Utah's thing so good for her I think she heard about this mom's this mom's of Utah thing she's been hiding her own swinging and she's been hiding her MLM Tendencies now she can be out of the closet about everything because those ladies are about to be famous so why shouldn't she be a [ __ ] mommy blogger with you know an MLM who soft swings yeah um she's also holding up her arm with her other arm and she you know she's like my my left arm is actually fall to sleep and I'm holding it with my right arm and the fact that you're not honoring This Moment For Me shows that you have no respect for my childhood [Applause] trauma I feel that I can't feel anything in my arm I feel nothing and I feel nothing yeah Whitney um Meredith um God it's Gina it's Gina hi I'm on the show it's hi I'm Gina meets magic at dispel it's kyl Gina who's magic a dispel I wasn't gonna ask you but now you keep saying it so I have to ask you magic here magic a dispel is um uh she is not a real person oh she's from the Darkwing Ducks she's from DuckTales she's a major villain from the Scrooge McDuck comic that's funny I'm glad I asked just worth it she's giving some magic of spell a little bit like I love it but it's like not full it's like if Magicka dispel had a soft turn in her life um Maga it's like before mag if before Magicka dispel you know got fancy and became a um a charity lady because she looks a little punk in these pictures that I'm seeing right now yeah now this is Magic of a spell older her kids have gone off to college now she's working in charity yeah yeah she looks very mean magic I hope that she's as mean as magic a dispel oh I would love it I would love someone who brought true magic a dispel energy to this show yeah me too I'm I'm GNA show people just who don't know who magic a dispel is who it is okay can you see her on the [Laughter] screen wait and just as a frame of reference all right this is why you really have to get crap at on demand people this is a this is a full this is a 4D experience but it's funny okay so now why don't we start with I am not amused by you calling our new friend who doesn't have a name magic a dispel she's a unique woman and she's not a cartoon whatsoever and I resent the implication that you would say that you'd call this lovely lady Matt look we are best friends I am best friends with magic of a spell okay so let's get going we we real quickly we should we should at least acknowledge Angie K I'm so sorry um okay I am Greek thank you so much foring the camera over to me I am Greek she's wearing ice skates she's wearing ice skate heels that shit's Hil are they all did I just not those are those those are ice skates girl look oh no is she wearing an ice skate heel she's wearing ice skating heels turn it over is everybody no just her I love it or is it just like an artifact that was not properly photoshopped mother you are mother she's mothering me right now oh my God Angie how was your birth CU you just mothered me I love her dress actually I like the color of it and I love the way it pulls out onto the floor CU I'm sorry andie's not going to be in the first few episodes because she just gave birth to me she's mother icon G oh my God your mother's milk tasted like tziki just saying so hard because I'm trying not deat bread right now I got milk mother I got milk mother you sorry I just brought some Heather de bro in there you ever call me Mother's Milk again we don't say anything about Mary but she is wearing feathered sleeves um so that's good and Lisa just looks like maybe 13 and she looks like she's in an anime and and I'm not not really sure it's like an anime version of Lisa and I just mean cartoon cartoonish right not really sure what's going on with her um and Heather you know Center Square looks looks great sare sare always G be square good old Heather um yeah uh I was going to look up another photo but I think was I think it's time to move on to the trailer I think it's I think so um unless you want to see Lisa Barlo on top of a snowmobile but I think we just move forward well I hope that she pays the rent on it because she's being sued by like 10 people for not paying her bills you know that right we by way yes we do have um two friends ofs do you want to see the friends ofs sure we see um I'm gonna do you know what never mind I don't have them ready they're too annoying to download so we'll everyone will see them in time I think someone I think someone I think someone's named bronwin which turns out there are more than one there's a Britany there's a Britany b r TT an i Britany Britany baitman and a Melly Workman oh there's not a there's not a bronwin maybe that's the other Mormon show okay um well let's go let's go do it you ready open with of Heather who is doing her line her receipts proof timeline um what oh wait what I just put up on screen oh thank you it wasn't not up there uh she's doing her receipts proof timeline okay this was great loved your line love that you got on the news love that you an international icon that was fun I never need to hear the line I don't need to hear the line every time I see anything about this show enough enough with the line I love the line and I'm always happy when people say it I don't know it's weird I love it I think it's it cracks me up every single time okay you know how whenever they talk about Seline you start hearing the Titanic thing that's not the same as this that's okay this is not okay you see what I'm saying you are not Seline you you understand okay that's what I'm trying to say there's no flute there's no recorder here playing stop it okay I I I I I get it I understand it um thank you that's you don't have to agree with that I just need to be seen you need to be seen you are seen thank you mother okay so um here here She Goes let's see what she's saying let's hear it again proof timeline Traer all the time oh see that's a throwback for her I'm on play all the time do you ever pause yourself no I'm gonna play all the time uh so we start seeing little shots to the ladies and their real house in New Jersey purple background ripoffs uh Angie K I'm GRE twirling like I have shoulders look at me I have shoulders this is actually she's actually we this is her uh lying on her enormous mattress it looks like she's standing but she's actually just rolling on her mattress the purple mattr it's just one small section of her enormous mattress now we did a thing last year of making fun sorry continue I was doing her Greek dancing do do do do Greek dancing am I right um we talked about last year how she kind of does this thing with her head like a robot I want you to notice how still she is staying she put a stick on her spine and she is purposely staying still please to anybody who listens to this show stop it this is not for you to listen to this is for us to make fun of you mercilessly and if you change anything about yourself we're just G to make of the new stuff you cannot win hurt people hurt people I was hurt one time and that's just it you're not going to solve my childhood trauma just stop trying to fix it okay she is what's funny is that she's trying to spot like a ballerina you know like ballerinas and figure skers have to focus on spot she's like trying to spot but she's only doing a half twist she's like she's acting like she's doing like a triple Lux or she's about to do like some a whole bunch of spins she's like oh my goodness I just saved myself from getting dizzy well she's always doing the look at the exit sign so you don't fall down but she never stops looking she's like oh I broke my neck my neck is broken wow they teach you this at Greek Mafia school she spots but her body keeps turning and her head just breaks off Mary Cosby is Mary Cosby is acting like she just told someone to wrap up her dinner she's like M I'll take that to go she's like I can get my head completely over the back of my shoulder speaking of awkward head turns look at that good for her Marion Cosby is like I told you everybody wanted me back CU she's finally back fulltime she's like suck it oh here is um uh Lis coming up is Lisa Barlo singing the opening parts of Bad Romance like or who caught in a bad [Music] romance C wolf I don't remember any of the Lisa Baro jokes um love that love that like we forget love [Music] that she's at a sporting event um so I think that Jaws are like Ikea furniture where they only send you the exact amount of screws that you need and then if you lose one you're completely lost like cuz I think she dropped a jaw screw and she's like it the Box only came with one what am I supposed to do why is her jaw like that who unhinged her I don't know it's like someone said hey Lisa what is your please sing your favorite syllable of the Star Spangled Banner okay [Music] oh oh I I can't get you new syllable until you Release Me Oh say can you see by the Mary's Mary Cosby's like I know the answer too but I won't saying it oh say can you say say hi say can you see oh the that's her singing the American flag that's her trying to remember the lyrics of national hi her trying to remember the national anthem oh say hi Oh Say say can hi America ja okay so Whitney I'm Whitney Rose America great Whit what is Whitney doing okay Whitney is swinging around her little mini shoulder Cape with mode just in case a bull comes at me I want to be ready she has fallen victim now I'm someone who loves some Botox and I have fallen victim to this as well in the past so that's why I know what this is she has fallen Fallen victim to the overb or the misplaced Botox Groupon coupon over one eye because she's got one walked now look at that it's like she's always kind of winking at you hello it's me doesn't she look like her voice is going to be like this this season hi it's me Whitney Rose hi Whitney Rose Missouri thank you for coming to my show There's No Business Like Show Business Like no bus here I am boys boom here I am world it's [Music] me everything's turning up Whitney roses is uh she's also doing a magic trick she's like guess what there's going to be a rabbit that shows up under my Cape as soon as I'm done swinging it ready here it is oh I turned into meridi that's my trick now I have a bruise on my arm and before I didn't okay I know abraa dabra I turned to Meredith now I'm back and I'm Meredith no I'm back say can you hij jack hi hi guys watch I'm going to move my arm and then I'm going to turn it into a dirty [ __ ] ready well I resent the accusation calling me a [ __ ] hi I was formerly Whitney Rose but I was turned into me by magic people listen at home who are not watching are so confused right now I know we're coming we're coming from shot to shot to shot of the women and it's like frames but in real time but like we're going so slowly that it's ridiculous so now Meredith is like the rumors are true and then we cut to Whitney and look at this Whitney shot do I have something wrong with my throat do you have a popsicle stick to hold down my tongue and it's a really big deal H she's just singing a note doesn't even matter how does she say really let's see if she says really let's see it the rumors are truth and rumors are Tru the rumors are true rumors are true and it's a really big deal little girl big deal I love it little girl but Mar can't even doal little girl she's so funny she's like I don't say really like that so she goes it's a really big deal you tell them Whitney little girl little girl did they give an I guarantee they don't give Angel oh no they do they give her sunglasses say I'm Greek I'll bet you anything let's see I feel like this is a love letter let's see truth and it's a really big deal little girl wait what's my line I can't read the T prompter with these sunglasses on oh they gave her a shitty one I missed it missed it let's fix it said it's all am Greek I am Greek Greek Oh Say Can You Greek [Music] I'm rapping like this because I am I am chest bu can't touch this I'm [Music] GRE I'm great I'm GRE you got to pray pray you've got to pray pray you got to pray just to make it today in grease all right to to the Greek to the Greek toque hey hey that's enough of that all right you've had your of games the the pun section of this Preamble is over I think it's time we get to the trailer and if Lisa Barlo wants to dance we're gonna have a problem oh stop dancing this is how I dance in Colombia wow I'm doing it like this because oh yeah lift it lift it it's a new Mormonism we dance we dance new Mormonism I really learned yeah yeah hey Angie sing that song again dancing I'm gonna get in trouble I do not want to get in trouble I will not keep sing W merid said the season five trailer never was a conversation either way if the trailer was going to ride but you can't leave uh oh it stopped playing we shorted it out all right wow well we have officially we'll go back to the images we'll go back to the image no no no it's okay I'll I'll get a hack up it's just uh that's how much we were [ __ ] around with it we messed this whole thing up Mary Cosby is just sitting here waiting for you look they're all waiting they're just staring at us okay okay so here we go uh we've gotten oh wow we made it farther than I thought we're 17 seconds in that's pretty good all right and season five trailer here here it all starts in three two one oh they're the two friends those were all the new people okay let's judge that let's Okay so Angie's like GRE Greek Greek and then we go to okay so we go to the Kyle Richard dust lady charity Gina Kyle Magicka Okay so this girl Maga is 90 or is she 90 or 20 she like my arm is 20 but my my my right arm is 20 my left arm is 67 and going to a fundraiser luncheon this lady has been put together by a bunch of different people I feel like they're like she I feel like she's legitimately wealthy because she's got like 10 different stylist and each of them are assigned one part of her body someone has assigned her shoulder and her arm and and then the other person has assigned her other arm and then someone else has designed her the front of her hairline and someone else gets the back like there's so many people and none of them they're all fighting right now she's like I'm a fit model for Fisher Price specifically their hair so when they're designing new hairs for their Fisher Price figures they use my hair as as a guide I legit cannot tell you if this is AI or not we're entering that time in history where we just don't know if [ __ ] is real like Salt Lake City pushes the boundary this could be like an Alexa you know don't you feel like she was in the process of taking off like the top part of her dress and they're like oh no we have to film you right now she's like but I'm I'm I didn't get my my arm out of the sleeve yet no we have to film you okay I think they're just like a focus group is putting a bunch of ideas together and seeing what we're going to like and I feel like they're going to get to one of those dinners they're going to be like hey I have an idea let us play a game what what kind of sex do you like with your husband and she's going to be like I'm all about that Bas that Bas That Bass no drama they're going to be like is this an Alexa because literally everything I ask you you just play Megan Trainer songs like um ma'am new lady uh you should probably look into the camera we're speaking to the camera right now she's like aren't I aren't I looking at the camera oh oh she has a side she okay she does not look directly into cameras look she's like I'm only going to show my left side that's her thing thing because to me it looks like she's using one of those webcams that corrects your eye so it always looks like you're looking at the camera even when you're time oh I didn't know that was even a thing it is she was like I put some I put a lot of time getting my hair to stick behind my ears so I really want to present that yeah she's C looking but pretty like I'm not really sure what's going on she's just robotic and I don't know if it's filters I don't know what she some who doesn't normally wear this stuff that's what this reads of like I think when we see her in this season she'll look like she'll look much more more like not effortless but like it'll it'll it'll work more I effortless I'm going to tell you that I'm just saying I don't think she normally wears this like Formal Wear I think she's like an F Leisure girl I think we're gonna see her in fabletics all season long really because she has like a a charity face like a CH I think she's trying well she does have like the season one Le unlock and blush on oh wow those are fighting words okay so then we get to uh a girl who's like two and she's putting up the the finger representation of two so that we know that she means the number two and not just you know to she's really hot uh but I can also see I can imagine going to a bar and she's there she's like hey you guys want some shots you want some shots I'm just like one of the guys I don't know like I can see her being like that girls hate me because I'm too hot um maybe but she's like do you guys want shots how many three two can we get some shots three set you she just always does that no three shots pleas I'm sorry two drink two drink minimum yeah well three should work oh I'm sorry two drink minute maximum okay so we'll get two orders of we'll get an order of two shots and an order of one shot okay but for the order of one shot you have to have a two drink minimum she also does the thing where she like irons her hair and does a blowout and does this whole thing to make her hair flat and then scrunches like one little part right here so she looks casual one little part is she's like I'm just like a casual get up out of bed girl and she's also love beer I love beer she's also got kind of the Rachel on the sides here I don't know there's a lot of danger signs about this person and I like her so far yeah she's I feel like she's yeah I wasn't that's not say you know why I like her because she's super hot she's like super hot guys she's hot but it might rattle people which is fun I'll tell you who's hot who who just got back to the house with a bag of el poo Loco for the guys working hot yeah that's it is hot that I love that [ __ ] guy I love any man carrying a bag of [ __ ] fast food for me okay so let's see who's next so then oh so this lady of every single Real Housewife of all time I was gonna say this is Dolores Kelly Ben Simone Teddy everyone this is so many of them you're right she's going to be a [ __ ] starter she's saying one I am the one you took you took every real housewife and I am the one congratulations welcome to the one password version of a real housewife do you guys want drinks sure could you get us three one no three two two no three one oh say can you see one two one two 30 one two one 45 4it wait a waitress I could use a drink waitress waitress two sure one sure where's the bull listen I may not be full of I don't BS but I'm ready for a bull um I don't want to be annoying but waiter yes withit me you EXP puted my [Music] vagina hi Whitney just waving her sleeve she loves that sleeve okay so then we get to Angie in her sunglasses because that's her thing and then we get to Lisa Barlo sucking a straw trying to be casual but looking terrifying she's going [Music] Lisa looks like you just pulled up on her in traffic and she's like oh you're watching me drink us coffee in my car you know what the part of that movie where the robot the robot lady Megan where she finally turns crazy this is Lisa for where they just finally show you Megan from a different angle she's like it's me she looks scary and also she cannot feel her mouth look how she's drinking from the straw that's like when you go to the dentist and you get major dental surgery and then your mom gets you a frosty this is how you drink it I can't believe that other car is looking at me at this stoplight oh oh gosh all right you know hea's GNA do Heather's gonna do receipts proof timeline I want a tub I want a tub on set I don't think that's asking for too much get me a TB this really speaks to the hierarchy on the Set uh which is that they give Lisa Barlo a $2 7-Eleven Diet Coke and they bring in like a $2,000 tub for Meredith Marx's shot but I like that they can all be like described by props of some kind right like Meredith Marx gets a bathtub that's her representation um Whitney gets just a sleeve that she doesn't know what to do with you know Heather's GNA get big receipt I feel like Heather's going to have a big long receipt like she just went to um like the supermarket and bought one like she went to CVS and bought like a one deodorant and got a receipt that's like five five miles long yeah yep I called it I called it did you watch this before I did not this is live this is I'm telling you this episode it's not a live episode but you know when they say it's a this is live you know on Survivor like it's a live it's a live Tribal Council yeah well she does here she is with her big long CVS receipt that's funny good call also hair I don't understand she looks like she's from Little Madam little Madam what's the movie what's the movie that the South Park guys made where it's not South Park though it's marionette puppets and they're like America [ __ ] yeah yeah uh team team America or something she looks kind of Team America she's looking a um just the botox is working projectile the projectile vomiting version here we go it's a full moon because it's reality TV it's the only kind we get what do you mean you're full I need help I'm not feeling very well what am I supposed to do about the air conditioning in malls no not Dr moon is full the actual moon is full oh well thank God all right I'm on my way tell them I'll be there in five minutes wow it's a tennis ball so the Boon is full a fork to scratch my face but I also have fingers so I don't know why I'm doing it it's just I have it because it feels better when because it's more it's more um it's a the yes it's like sometimes I scratch my back with like if sometimes I have an item and I'll scratch my back with it instead of my fingers because it it's just more yeah it feels like yeah it do it feels better when it's a you're doing you are doing a full aerial though right now just so you know what does that mean like when she like basically sticks a fork in her hair oh Aral the mermaid I thought you meant like an Ariel shot I was like oh no does this you can see me like you're in heaven okay I'll I'm sorry I'm supposed to be be where the people are full moon oh no what's the deal with that W to see them sleeping okay let's go bravo bravo bravo oh our favorite thing a temple with a lady on the top she's like I can balance better than all of you I can have Valance hey how's that lady standing on the top of the tip of that building I've got Joseph in my blood sir also I'm attached I was built on it was I don't really I don't really have any separation between my feet and the SP secrets of the Mormon temples the lady on top is attached at the very end for whoever gets to the end of The Book of Mormon it's just like a cement oh damn it all do is skip to the back okay by the way this trailer is significant because normally we open up in broad daylight this is a very daylight show last season although last season we had oh no that was the opening episode where they all were walking around like the Payless shoes with like walking dogs and coming out of like Range Rovers uh but yeah we are we are not looking at Sunny Snowy Mountains we're looking at Salt Lake City at night it's dark it says a dark season yes uh and with this building I think it's just some kind of Temple or something or maybe it's a building Capital yeah yeah it kind of looks like House of Cards it looks very like o the intrig what's coming up there's a lady about to jump off the tip of a building What's happen season the Scandal it goes all the way to the top a bus a blue bus going to drap her joh or maybe it's gonna will there be a stop for Kachina Kachina Tuscana oh oh girl some violins hold on I have to rewind it because I want to hear the viol I sounds almost like the deers Diamond commercial like House of Cards into De Beers mixed okay you ready [Music] y never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy that is the most Heather gay monologue first of all if there's anyone who loves saying never in a million years that I think it is Heather gay I mean she would like you give her the wrong name at Starbucks like um he he he is he here never in a million years did I think after coming to the Starbucks you would ever mess up my name Heather not Heather well I don't think we'd make it into the show but what's so funny is this is the voicemail that Heather left us after we asked mon after we nominated Monica for crappy award never in a million years they watch what crap is with a platform oh just kidding just kidding so good old fun guys um this is also it's another year another terrible house that they've rented you know it's true this is like big and it has dirty carpets you just know it House's new house I think this is Heather's house that she had this is that bad Mormon money built the house built on bad Mormon oh I love it yes sexy bad Mormon I mean it's not ugly or anything I just mean like it looks big and ground but on the inside you know it's got a dirty carpet but not I just thought it was a vacation home because they're fighting you know yeah I want to say I just want to back you up on something that like now once we hear especially with the audio these opening shots do definitely seem like a DC Thriller like every DC Thriller always starts with those aerial shots of DC at night and you see cars driving along like the the pomac and everything or whatever that's the tidle Basin or whatever it is it is this definitely feels like a political thriller right now for sure okay let's see in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy I and then we go red which is you know everybody knows satanic okay yeah then we go to a a farmhouse we go to a light blurring us into The Farmhouse the Scandal takes us into a modern Farmhouse where Whitney Rose is defending her honor about would I have to assume our allegations that re she reached out to Monica which is that was all the gossip that was all the rage well Monica went on a podcast and said that he asked me to come back and do something in the finale but some of the housewives refused to let me back and I can tell you that it was not Whitney Rose or Meredith so I guess it was Whitney Rose and Meredith or no one of them probably Whitney like you said if this is Whitney's house this is a new house I think for Whitney which is good because I could not stand that strange planned Community she lived in it's also well yeah remember because she put her I think we read her listing on one of the crappy hours and it was hilarious like her real estate listing was her house but then it would show the living room but then on the big screen is a picture of her and Justin getting married like scenes from the show or then in the bathroom it was all of her face products lined up it was like her her Zillow ad was like a realist or like an ad for all of her businesses [Laughter] thought out proof and was given the proof you're recording us I am disgusted Meredith Mar's bellowing out from yet a new house okay so now she's just fully moved into like a concert hall she's I was gonna say now she's just living in like [ __ ] super villain house above the city looking down on everybody well we decided that this year's rental is going to be the Sydney Opera house but the one that sits in Utah not the one in Australia please stop looking at me I'm trying to have privacy in my own home uh ma'am I'm a painting well stop look at face the other way I man I can't move I'm a painting please I now live in a giant eyeball with the eyelid coming halfway down okay so Whitney says I searched out Pro or I sought out proof and I was given the proof doesn't that sound biblical I love this show yeah I sought out proof and he saith I have been given given it the proof line and then Meredith you're recording us I am disgust ma'am I work here it's my job on TV I forgot all right I actually put a mic pack on you all right a terrible we haven't seen anyone we're just looking at houses by the way we're just hearing voices uh and looking at their houses you know let me tell you what I'm seeing here um I am trying to remodel a house I'm not doing a great job not going to lie it's kind of an arts and crafts hodge podge up there so far but what I'm noticing looking at all of these exterior shots of homes are how much they cost do you know how much all these bushes cost that [ __ ] should be free do you know who made these bushes God okay did God charge you to make them because that shit's free why why should I have to pay for that it's like having to pay for water that's natural I shouldn't have to pay for that no look at all this Landscaping this [ __ ] costs so much money look it's I want it to look like the Wilder you're in the wilderness why do you have to pay somebody for it to look like that I want my house to have a lot of natural features I want my house to look like wow it's the natural Utah landscape and there just happens to be an enormous wall of glass and light coming out of it very natural very all right let's see I am disgusted I am disgusted you're the biggest liar in Utah you big fake Mary the good thing about Mary is that she could be talking to anybody and we'd believe it you know she could be ordering door Dash like I don't know Mary has the biggest doorway in all of Real Housewives even bigger than Teresa's old angel Wing doors I mean this is like an arch and then there's an there's a big arch and then a smaller Arch and then the door is itself an arch it's like triple Arch it's like when you uh it's like an it's like an infinite Loop of when you aim like a camera at a TV but you also you're like recording the TV but you also have a feed from the camera onto the TV and see the TV TV TVV TV that's like what her draway is yeah like when you're a there's a mirror behind another mirror or in front of another mirror and when you look in the mirror there's like a million mirrors you're like wow it's kind of like that but I think that probably just like passed to McDonald's and was like they have double arches I need a third one and then had a third Arch belt just to compete she like you're not GNA beat me but she spent all this money but her door knobs are uneven see that's what I don't get about rich people like really you needed three arches but you couldn't get them to screw on your [ __ ] doorknobs the same you see classic Mary yeah classic classic biggest liar in Utah pink City you're a big F you're lying about you're lying about me I didn't do it to you you're lying about me you are lying about me I didn't do it to you who said I do it to you I love this I love all these I love how I love this just external shots at their homes at night with all the screaming going on like as if like at night they're all screaming at each other in their households it's great behind closed doors you're lying about me I didn't do it to you who screams I didn't do it to you it's Lisa sounds like Lisa Lisa that's just like her scream voice her scream voice is a different like I didn't lie about you you it's just a different didn't do it to you I can't wait to hear what Angie K is Angie K is not gonna be scre she'll be like Electra come here give me the salt she does sometimes so be why are you ignoring me at this party do you want a piece of me why don't you have your husband stop sleeping around with half of Salt Lake City you know she's going to try to one up her you look like a trampoline with eyes comment so she's going to have some really strange like analogy you look like a cardboard box with oil spots on it you look like a brick with boobs you look like a piece of wood that fell down a mountain and also rolled into some marinara sauce you look like a pople covered in pepperonis you look like a stack of nickels that someone stepped on with an ice skate I gape we were friends how could you do this to me Jesus what is that Angie was that Angie that was a different voice I don't even recognize the voice but I think it's Angie's house it sounds like it's probably Electra how could you do this to me we were friends that doesn't even sound like Angie's voice is that it looks like Angie's house because it's modern but maybe it's I don't know let see we were friends we were friends I think new lady I think it's the new I think it's the new matronly charity lady how could you do this to me we were [Music] friends yeah I'm guessing it's her let's you do this to me this season on the oh God now running games Whitney's sex dancing on the ground everybody Whitney was anticipating brat summer with her green shirt right there she's she is ready for it look at me she's like I'm pole dancing look at me on the pole like no you're just very close to the ble but you're not actually on it oops Whitney is entering her show tune era because before she's wearing that Cape that she was swinging around like Mama Rose and now she's in like a la Manelli glitter Thing by the pool with glitter impressed Meredith is not impressed Meredith is sitting there Whitney I appreciate whatever this is that you're doing but unless you have on some sort of garish pattern I'm not interested in talking to you right now yeah let me guarantee that anybody who's friends with Whitney does not want this from Whitney you know what I mean it's like hey guys oh we're on a group trip how fun being with all my friends anyone want to hear me sing My Way karaoke and we're like no how would you think that this is this is Whitney's version of that just like sex dancing on the ground I was like oh Jesus here she goes again I'm just trying to enjoy my margarina yes what a feeling I'm on a yard and I'm wearing green today okay let's see oh I am Greek mermaid in holding holding oh I'm surprised Barney what's Tamara doing on this show that's Tamara right who's this that's Heather that is Heather but she looks sort of like Heather looks a little like Lindsay too Lindsay hubard too wow she looks totally different here so they're Girl Scouts okay so they have a unicorn thing going on then surprised that unicorn did not knock over that that Frappuccino over there on the counter like that is like with the way that that seahorse head comes flinging around you think like Angie K is is just trying to get a drink it's like ah missed it again also it looks like it was made for that unicorn because it the unicorn's beak would fit right into the edge of that coffee people who invented the top of this cup by the way is this supposed to help anybody it's a stupid top it's like oh supposed to help it's supposed to help the whipped cream it's like we don't want to crease the whipped cream so let's let the let's let the whipped cream have some space I'm like great I can't wait for the my the first bump I hit on the road for all that whipped cream and coffee to come flying out of the cup for those listening at home it's a coffee cup that has a big open circle at the top so way the whipped cream can can Thrive what a stupid lid I don't get it okay so then they're Girl Scouts and I can guarantee you this is where they're like let's play a game girls yeah this is a very standard what we have here this image is a very standard Salt Lake City um setup which is that um since they are the the the run of the litter sort of I feel like budget-wise they their scenes are like let's get a bunch of foldout chairs from Costco put them out with a folding table and congratulations this is your elegant picnic and then you just compare this to any scen Beverly Hills whenever they have a picnic and they have it catered it's like a $10,000 picnic with like champagne glasses and bouquets and here here it's just you know they're putting out their Solo cups in the background there there's like a thermos girl look I mean look at this park they even had to bring in their own log to put in there you can tell look it's like leaning up against an old logol bring your own L it is very uh sad but I think also they're not allowed to film a lot of places in the city for some reason yeah but yeah it's it's sad it's another folding chair party for Salt Lake City but you know what some people sat as another person's treasure that's it everyone today the dress code is the hill behind us okay make sure I just want Heather to look like a pair of floating eyes everyone everyone the color scheme is Hill and fire pit okay everyone do that dress like that I have the perfect jacket looks just like a Girl Scout outfit but it's per it's fa do you think they're going to make Mary Cosby come to all the events because I feel like as a friend of she wasn't as obligated so she could hang out on the side now that she is a full yeah I think she's in the red oh can't you tell she's the one who was clearly like I'm not gonna wear khaki I don't do khaki I'm gonna wear red Girl Scout party I'm gonna wear bright red yeah yeah I think I think they probably told her if you're going to come back you have to show up I would think but I don't know okay let's see MCH the mountain MCH the mountain okay welcome do we look like a serious driver you do so wait that's the matronly lady so she's like 20 old she's not used to wearing that kind of clothing see she look oh my gosh you're right I thought she was like nearing 70 in that other picture wow she's like 20 years no she doesn't know and now she's sitting on tires which is the true trajectory of a real housewife of Salt Lake City City one moment you're in sequence the next you're on a tire and then back you know or it starts on the tire then ends in sequence and then you're back on the tire oh they let's not bring Sonia into every conversation you know what I mean they also don't like her and you know how you can tell is because when she says do I look like a serious driver they all say yes like very quickly to be like oh my God shut up they're like do it right now far away do I look like a serious driver you do you do shut up okay um I don't think you're supposed to be jumping into this okay now they're standing on a cliff and jumping into a waterfall is that what's happening Whitney's like I'm gonna go on point right now it's like Whitney you just coyote you just did Wy coyot yourself off this Cliff what Arab surely I'll make it okay it's not that high I was like she's gonna die ché Chate uhne you're legs are still together J I have a reservation for oh I love it so Lisa's gonna have her own dress up party and make everybody dress up like her that's what it looks like everyone looks like they're dressed like Lisa right now that's the ultimate Lisa revenge for all the costume parties she makes everybody come to a for the leases and she tells the hostess uh I have a reservation for eight Lisas I pay people to make me look like this what does this mean no what does that mean no animals maybe only only service animals maybe or no service animals oh okay usually means imagine animal and service like I think it might be a service issue service animal issue because they're like hiding the sign it's like the housewives are coming hide this sign we don't want to doesn't it look like uh that hand does not attach to Lisa like there's someone behind the the reservation Podium that's like help me it's Monica Garcia oh my God girl they punched me help me up girl um hey I Googled that and it just brought up a page in Spanish come on guys why aren't you translating translate let me go to Google okay oh I'm still on Turkish translation from below deck how could you do this to me I agree okay okay no one cares about the stupid sign okay I get it why don't you guys care no one cares about how to ask other languages about animals and restaurants or what what am I getting here I have a I have a reservation party of 800 English English no I want it to be what is wrong with me I'm sorry say it's just gonna say s Service animals wait let's okay all right what it says facilitates poaching animals cease see it's good facilitates poaching as animals cease to fear humans so there that's what the science says at the restaurant facilitates poaching as animals cease to fear maybe don't poach don't poach animals don't poach animals and they'll stop being afraid of humans maybe that's what it means maybe guys let's all take the the advice of this restaurant stop poaching okay but there she's maybe that's why she hid the line the sign because Lisa came in and Lisa loves wearing her Furs she's like please stop V take that sign down all the leases are coming they're gonna call eight managers when they see that sign okay reservation for eight Lisas eight Lisas I love love love that I love that I love that I love that do you love that the way not happy and now we this looks like Angie K has forced him to Greek dance in the pool she's like guys do you know I am Greek poachers wait [ __ ] poers [ __ ] poachers dress like my Aunt yes so Angie made everybody do water aerobics like GRE Dancing In The Water yeah water dancing but can you see dot dot dot dot okay so then uh they're on vacation I guess and Angie and uh Heather are being wacky do you eat pasta let's see uh wow wh's got a huge styrofoam I love that this show just doesn't give a [ __ ] we've seen fur now we see a huge Styrofoam cup this y this show is just like just start the Earth on fire and is that the new is that the friend of in the background with the fan she sort of not now she looks like Lisa Hawkin back there I was gonna say it's Lisa Hawkin it does they're just showing us footage of anywhere but Utah right now oh my gosh here's I love this new Mary I ate dirt okay yeah so they have Mary out having fun this season and Whitney loves it and now here comes the new lady uh um she's going to be wearing a some sort of jacket that looks like a giant heart but or or it looks it actually looks like two chicken breasts two red chicken breasts it does it looks like two expired chicken breasts ma'am I don't think you're supposed to be eating those or it looks like a tongue it could also be a tongue or like the back of an angel's Wing I guess I don't know she's wearing but she's wearing kissy pajamas too so I guess this is supposed to be sexy I don't know straight people Valentine's Day maybe it's a gallentine see now she's looking matronly Again by the way just want to point that out I can't believe she's like 20 I'm never going to recover from that shock okay let's see yeah oh this is my friend bronwin bronwin is everything you could want in a friend she's funny she's witty she's got the best wardrobe bronwin crazy okay bronwin is starving look at her walking down the street okay it is cold and it is gloomy in Salt Lake City okay and she was like okay I saw what Ang K did I'm going to I'm going to top her so she's wearing a bathing suit a yellow it's like a yellow cheetah print bathing suit with boots and like a yellow puffer and I guess she's going to a restaurant she's stomping down the street in a bright plastic yellow bikini with matching boots and jacket looking angry like I know that guy didn't just look at me right now on the straight I can't believe people looking at me in this like 32 Degree March weather she looks ridiculous I love it okay so she's like that's her thing she's like got crazy and then she's like and then all of a sudden she's now she's like tweey bird um yeah I mean I kind of like her because she's kind of alt right she's not like Erica Jane or Sutton where they're just wearing crazy expens or maybe these are crazy expensive things are they they probably are she's definitely like Angie K is not going to know what to do with herself cuz Angie K was the one going for extra looks and now this woman has fully just taken over like there's like a we get new looks yeah she's wearing like some kind of fur feathered dress with a puffer over it like a neon puffer over it and then she's wearing like a wallpaper dress from the 50s with rose slippers like she's freezing and then that one because in the other two she was able to get a puffer going but now she can't get a puffer like in this look she sort of has like a a Winona ryer Shannon dhy look she's basically the cast of Heathers I think she's like Kinley from Project Runway do you remember her what was her name k also has a little bit of Hester in her yes oh God Hester's the worst though I hope she's not like Hester oh my God okay let's see she's got the best wardrobe rahen is not here to make friends you don't want to hug for me do you and I don't trust her you're going to need to get your words in order with all of this group because you have been telling everything body a different story if you don't want my support you don't got to take it I like her yeah she looks different in every single shot I don't get it I like her and then here she looks super rich like she and her attitude is super rich and she also looks yeah she also looks like a completely different age here and then here she's like alt and like working in a Barnes & Noble and being like if you don't want my help then I won't give it like I'm sorry I thought you wanted the calories account of of a frappuccino like what do you want from me she doesn't her hat doesn't even have a smiley face on it it just has a flat face like I have no reaction to your women right now like I have pride but it's like why you know so Heather has found somebody else she doesn't trust but I like her because she says you don't want to hug for me do you to Lisa Lisa Hawkin by the way you know Heather's whole thing is going to be this she goes you know what after last year after we let Monica into the hallowed space of our homes around our families around our childrens and our careers and our friends and all of our loved ones I don't know if I can open my heart again to someone new and they're gonna have to earn that trust because this time I'm gonna be a lot more careful it's gonna be about Heather like will Heather ever be able to open her heart to someone new oh yeah Heather's just going to be traumatized have you your black eye okay I don't trust her you're going to need to get your words in order with all of this group because you have been telling everybody a different story if you don't want my support you don't got to take it she's like I'm missing a tooth so don't [ __ ] with me no they're just shorter than the other ones and we're not used to that that's her season one teeth because I can guarantee you by next SE she'll have a whole new set of chompers because this is Housewives now yeah they don't let you back with season one teeth yeah that's your season one teeth price of admission that is your natural uneven teeth line from season one and I like this is Heather's [ __ ] down uh [ __ ] um what was I trying to say dumbfounded look where she it's just all tongue she's like and that's uh Meredith's uh I think I left my Mach yato on my car roof face did anybody see that I just ate something look oh god I've got something about something what's Heather pointing don't you hate when you eat something from the Sherie board and you get a little stringy piece of bjo in your back tooth and you just can't get it out that's what I'm working on right now why are you staring at me ma'am uh I'm a camera oh I'm gonna go back I'll go back to this is it crunchy or soft I can't even you know I've almost got it out just I think if I just put my tongue in that back tooth I can get that oh no it didn't it's very fibrous can't get that Pudo out can't stop staring at Heather's finger oh God I'm I am getting sleepy fing just going back and forth I really hope I didn't leave my macchiato on the car roof I hope I left it inside all right sorry if you don't want my support you don't got to take it you know how that would kill me if something ever happened to you just felt like a stain you have to know I love you more than anything a oh yeah he got in a lot of trouble so Mary's talking to her son and they're crying and she's saying if anything happened to you I would be so sad but there were all those pictures passing around of him doing drugs showing off drugs or like taking pills and did he get arrested or were those just pictures I think May well he there were the pictures there was just like there were some real issues going on with him and oh this is I hope he's I really hope he's okay because that's sad and you know and that's hard on a parent too so yeah we won't make fun of that my daughter does need me like I don't let her sit and game till 2: in the morning how dare you ma'am okay your daughter we will rip a party Electra is fair game okay you gave that [ __ ] a horse and if she's not listening to you then she's got a problem ma'am she's telling Heather they're sitting in her City bed you know her giant bed that's as big as a city saying um I don't let my child stay up until two in the morning gaming who does that losers how dare you okay we are very productive people and we stay up till 7 in the morning gaming all the time yeah I think let electric play her games let her play Elden ring or whatever it is that she's playing she can't where's your husband oh you know he got a pearl necklace he's really tired oh that's I can't believe you're saying that on camera no it's right there on your bedside do you see it this side of the bed it's just behind the orange beverage you brought into my white bedroom you know colors are not allowed [Laughter] here oh my God some Lisa with a pile of hair on her head let's see what Lisa with a very wide chair you know Lisa's very upset because she's like I have curly wig today okay and I'm in an office chair let's go let's go let's go why does that brick background look like it's green screened in she's like I'm actually in front of right now I'm in front of a green screen and I've told the producers make sure it looks like a brick wall it's more I only want to be in front of walls that are the same color as my scy if I swivel this chair there's a good chance it'll hit a brick how dare you say anything about me I'm I'm drinking my chemicals out of a paper cup today how dare you how dare you I'm making my patio chairs look just like office chairs isn't that amazing guess what you thought you were in an office guess what it's a patio we're in a patio right now I can only relax because I can only relax when I okay see about my parenting I'm a great mom that's a blow blow uh oh There She Goes she's going to cry you're talking about my parent I'm a great mom that's a jack let me tell you something would a bad mom would a bad mom let her son have puffy bangs I don't think so that's good Mom good mom and uh her jaw is straight here I just want to point out because I was ripping her part earlier but her jaw is straight here which means this is before she lost the screw so that's just she keep in mind for people who are who are paying attention to plotting that's good okay who I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately even oh wow I don't think you've been a good friend to me we didn't need to rewind for that but I did have to rewind to say Lisa looks absolutely gorgeous here look at this that's a beautiful shot oh there's the snowmobile uh she looks great Meredith marks is like I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to attach a dog collar to my to my neck but stop staring at I'm a I'm a Bread Basket all right well okay does her does her does that label say Cadillac what does it say on it it says baddies because I think or bubbles no bubbles because they are having a motorcycle day or well I mean I know it's a snowmobile but I think they're trying to be like badass motorcycle people because there's leather there's a lot of leather but doesn't it look like the snowmobile is about to suck in Meredith's head I almost wish it would because I still have not gotten over the tragedy that is leaving my macchiato on top of my GMC truck okay there's a lot of things going on here one there's tea with a rosemary it's not just a rosemary sprig it's a rosemary Branch get that the [ __ ] out of my drink okay get it out you can't charge me $20 for putting a plant in there okay stop it look at how big Lisa's mouth is I forgot how big her mouth don't think that's a low blow ah ah oh okay so she's yelling and let's see what she says oh I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately you've been aing [ __ ] to me you've been a [ __ ] [ __ ] to me that's Angie scream I love how Angie always gets her she doesn't just point she like revs up her hand to be like here it comes and here is the finger I mean Cher's back there just watching uh so we get a shot of the new lady she is also staring at the pointing like Heather was staring earlier at or no like Meredith was staring earlier at a pointing figure there's a lot of staring at pointing fingers in this Whitney is how we know this is a motorcycle event because she is wearing a full Harley vest also known as her pajamas she has a bright bright red lip on somewhere Tamara judge is watching this and like masturbating oh okaying [ __ ] toet you're not always a victim no I'm not have a good day okay have a good me for three years I got the memo uh oh we knew this was we knew this was eventually coming you're not always a victim no I'm not please stop staring at me I'm a lion ma'am you used me to get closer to my tiger photos and guess what the gig is up the tiger will see you out now and if you see my ma out there I would appreciate it if you at least gave me the courtesy of not driving away with it on your roof so then uh Mary gets mad at her and leaves and then Meredith says you've been using me for three years so we'll see you later looks like they're some sort of Museum or public space yeah it looks like an art gallery because all the all the art is the same CPA toned weirdness but I don't know maybe it's not because one of the art pieces is just a lady in a Utah hat you know the the Kyle Richards felt hat yes you're sneaky little snarky little leave me alone get out of my house how dare you kick my bangs out of this house look at all the work that I put into this these bangs are a ponytail how dare you look I have bangs and a pony look I'm edgy edgy on this side and on the other side I am not Audrey he yeah here I'm Aubrey Audrey normal now I'm Audrey heurn when I ran through a fountain of lawnmowers I would like to show the table how I planned to open Mary's front door with my head here we go and push and push and push and push one okay I'm I'm out now it worked it worked uh how could you kick me out when I'm wearing ae's husband's ey Cal on my neck um that is a pearl necklace I know get out of my house who's this Ah that's Lisa Barlo she said wow I makeup can really change a person who even is that I don't even recognize her I know and she looks so sad right there so this is I guess the motorcycle party because she's wearing like a fanny pack I think she's getting ready she's like in her closet deciding on a look with stylists okay so she she's looking sad and getting ready let's see what she says you shouldn't open up to anyone in this oh a stylist that was Mar I dare you well I have style so I'm a sty I Believe In Style so I'm a stylist that is what I believe that's my religion hold on one second let me show you what my hand looks like when I enter in my pen at an [Laughter] ATM I hope you didn't memorize that because it is a security risk now we're just playing Meredith swinging her arm around and pointing all over the place like a crazy person it's like let me show you what I do if you ever want to poke several people in the eye all at once do this poke poke poke poke poke we need to make a gift of this because this is amazing and I can't do it smoothly enough but it's so good okay uh so she's telling Lisa you don't need to trust anyone in this group Lisa anyone in this group and Whitney's listening from behind the door she's like guys let's listen from behind the door but be quiet Whitney is that you by the door no Whitney uh I think that's just the uh I think that's just like the the room with all the modems and stuff sh it's the router room Whitney no no there's speaking in there no there's just it's just nothing but cables and and machines no sh sh they were saying something NGK we doing her evil eye thing again yeah and I'm sure she can hear me now no I can't get away from the door Winnie I'm not by the door this is just the sound of your door speaking to you these walls have ears but the doors have maths Whitney running away from the door after she got caught who's the woman in the orange calf tan is that the new lady is that bronwin it's got to be it's got to be bronwin because it's kind of crazy right she's like I'm already in motion she's like you guys are just running away from the door now but I was already walking away I anticipated this I have built everything I have on the back of other people wig off your head you'll never be me oh my God I revoke your Lisa ship your Lisa citizenship take the wig off you're not allowed to represent me at this table I know coming coming for someone while you're dressed like them is really something else while you're dressed sort of like Lara Croft yes and then L is like I'm I'm so mad at you I'm going to SL the table I worked for everything I have do you think V built itself do you do you think vaa built itself who do you think hired six lawyers Lisa's casting a spell and Whitney is like trying to deflect it with her hand she like no deflectus deflectus deflectus no wig take a wig ofus deflectus deflectus take a wig ofus take a wus petronus wait a minute your petronus is me dressed like you exactly I'm my petronus stupid petronus I'm suing ponus Connecticut Connecticut that's just a state and even I know that Connecticut there is a lot of just finger pointing in each other's face this season wow lot of it wig off your head will never be me oh my God she is Lisa is telling someone you'll never be me at a party she made everybody dress like her and call themselves Lisa she made everyone dress like her just so that way she could make someone like undress be like no you're at least revoked I want to I want to pay for this B with my credit card okay try to guess who it is to sign is it yours no that's Whitney she'll never be me everyone that's Mary she'll never be me either now everyone after this luncheon we're gonna go to the Museum of Art and we're gonna steal something and I'll be a bunch of Lisa and which Lisa is the one who did it I don't know Lisa Barlo Affair okay off your head you will never be me oh my God she is a li call my wife a she's a liar she's a liar don't call my wife a liar Lisa um you're wearing a fake gavoni shirt Justin looking very natural in that gavoni T-shirt with a Blazer he's like yeah this is totally my everyday look Justin who would never Mis represent every anything wearing a fake t-shirt Justin is about to do a PowerPoint for like a new uh like a new iOS update on his Cricket you know Justin I saw Justin at Bravo conon he's 9et tall first of all he's very cute he has a super cute face this hair is really it's like an 80 80y old's hair who's doing his hair why does he look like the guy from the actor Studio who's doing that to you it's just like it looks like his it looks like his hair was airbrushed like is it a Sten time birthday celebration like what are you doing someone did a face tune on his hair that's what it looks like it has sort of like a a blurry non-distinct look it's like making the Hat painting the hat and then you hear stop looking at me it's a it's a painting of me on the wall Lisa Meredith I'm all confused who I love that John who the Gham to the black the black blazer party that's what I want to know um so I love that Lisa is fighting with Justin and John's laughing he's like John's like he's gonna get in so much trouble for this later he's going to re oh God you didn't stand up for me you didn't stand up for me Jen Jen why they're they're at uh they at Angie K's house we know because there's the family portrait of Angie Sean and Electra yeah and then Heather's watching this fight she's like oh my God I can't believe it I can't believe I will fur for this okay let's see she's wife you say no nothing she's a liar she's a liar okay so this is the soap opera thing where we get everybody at a party dressed crazily with hair tendrils with hair tendrils yeah a lot of lot of wig hair and curls and giant costume jewelry and then dramatic music as we close up on all is Angie getting remarried why is she wearing a corsage guess that would be someone else getting married okay so Heather face and then we get Mary face and then we get face amalgamation I was going to say it's a I forgot Brook Brook Burke face I really love this lady I love the amalgamation housewife I think I'm GNA really like her I love your work on on uh Curb Your Enthusiasm she has zero lines in this preview I think I don't think she said anything but I like her I like her face she takes on lots of people she takes on whoever's face is near as hers which means that somewhere uh somewhat never mind go ahead which me somewh I couldn't think of the name so I just move on um so they're all shocked something wel she's a little Rael Welch in this one like she's someone there there's like an old Raquel Welch People magazine lying around that she took on doesn't she okay let's see Whitney performing Okay Whitney okay now is the section where I throw grape leaves into people's mouth who's going to catch this dolma h okay I don't think she has a recording device in here how do you know well I've watched a lot of Television so this is before they find out they're being recorded and Heather says I don't think she has a recording device in here well I don't know if it's before or not but someone's recording the cast I love this it's not actually stupid do you think theyve they well they they're all I think they're all like really traumatized by Monica I think they now feel like they they're they've been invaded they so I think uh violated their privacy their privacy so traumz so this begins September 18th so almost exactly a month from today everybody I mean looks pretty fun I'm excited I'm so excited yeah it's GNA be a good one oops Andy Cohen says that it's gonna be a good season although he he often says that but Andy Cohen lies lies like hell he lies he says everything's gonna be a good season can't trust him well everyone uh thanks for being here this was this was amazing we thought we're gonna be recording something else entirely and then it turns out we got Salt Lake City instead but we are still gonna do the Mormon one come back later this week because we will be releasing probably Thursday is or Friday I don't know one of those days we'll be releasing ing The Secret Lives of Mormon wives and let us know in the comments of this here recap over on Instagram uh what you want us to cover do you want that Mormon wives covered are there other shows that you want covered because we're going to take something on that is non Bravo related yes movies oh yeah yeah if you a possibility yeah movies are a possibility just let us know we're we're open okay talk to you guys next time bye uh