NEW YORK JETS 2024-25 Season Schedule Breakdown and Predictions

we are about a week and a half from the jet season starting and everybody's wondering what games are we going to win are the Jets going to fail again will I've come to answer your question and I'm going to break down each individual game and quite a lot of detail and describe to you why we are going to win or lose each game let's see I suppose we should start with the 49ers right because I mean it's a first game and it is going to be a very intense one you know I uh I really I'm not sure if we're going to win this or just kidding [ __ ] you thought we were losing a game you think we're losing a game there's not a single game single game on here that Aaron Rogers ain't carrying us to victory in fact not even carrying us to Victory our whole team is goated now not a single loss not a single loss we're not going to be a dynasty but this year we're going to be dominant not a single goddamn loss I promise you I promise you this who who do we lose against who do we lose against the 49 come on come on they're such a [ __ ] team of last year all right look 49ers nothing okay we destroy all of them who were going we're not losing the Vikings not losing to the Vikings they [ __ ] had to move it to England because they were too afraid to have Aaron Rogers kick their ass in their Hometown again don't want that to happen all all right we are winning we are going to the Super Bowl you know what matter of fact matter of fact you know what we're winning by week two we're going to win the by week we are so back we are so winning we are so winning it has been second grade I was in second grade I am bald now I was in second grade when we last went to the playoffs okay that was the last good memory I have so for the love of God please this is gonna happen it's not just gonna happen Okay it needs to happen because I mean first off there's a lot of apologizing I'm going to have to do if we don't make the playoffs this year because that means the blood sacrifices did not work and I'm going to need lawyers but other than that just for my sanity okay I already don't get to go to the [ __ ] Vikings game I really want to see Aaron Rogers play in person at least once when he's on the Jets and I live in Minnesota was going to go to the Minnesota game but uh the [ __ ] British get it I guess give it to the [ __ ] British [ __ ] wankers but like whatever you [ __ ] four Jets fans that live in England you have fun you have fun for me godamn it but we need this for my Insanity for all of Jets fans everywhere sanity okay for jets fans everywhere we need this no losses this year no losses could you imagine could you imagine how pissed off so many people in the media would be if Aaron Rodgers [ __ ] took the Jets undefeated this year and to the Super Bowl like oh people would be so pissed realistically okay to be honest maybe the 49ers game we'll lose that one maybe that uh I'd say we probably trade with the bills we got we got the Dolphins in December both games in December though so it's like I honestly I think we s sweep the Dolphins we sweep the [ __ ] fish this year um we're we're beating the Texans again we we beat them last year we're going to beat the Texans again okay but like you know what I'll throw a Patriots loss in there too even though we better [ __ ] sweep the Patriots once the last time we've swept the Patriots but I will I will throw a Patriots loss in there too so and maybe maybe let's say I'd say we maybe lose lose to the Rams maybe Seahawk so let's say got like four losses like four losses in there I like honestly I don't I don't see us going any less than 12 wins this season I don't see us going any less than 12 WIS this season I I'm stoked I'm stoked and a week and a half from now I am going to be crushed oh gosh I uh I didn't think you'd make it this far if you if you could maybe like give me a subscribe or like a like if uh if you really really were into it that much who who make it so people actually have to watch this [ __ ] maybe we'll get on the for you page or something but uh until the next one bye-bye