Coolest Craps Table Ever! (I am NOT Tony Romo)

all right I'm at Gate City I got ,000 I'm playing hybrid craps today I bet on a screen but I roll real dice let's make like 8 million all right this is it real table I got the pass line I'm obviously betting 10 on all the hards setting the bets on let's do it baby probably just do it yeah yeah come on baby let's pick the lucky dice we got our boy Nick on the stick Nick on the stick I rhymed I didn't even try come on baby what do we got easy four all right all right this is what we're going to do doubling our odds we're going to go by nope replacing the six and the eight for 50 buying for 50 everywhere else Max bet 355 in play 635 left let's go baby let's get a little hot here huh let's get a little hot here huh a little four ball that's a Niner that helps that helps with a Niner come on baby so he puts the dice in that little circle tells me I want a Buck 22 we place our bet back and I'm going to start juicing up the place a little bit let's do it I'm going uh 10 on the hard let's go come on come on boys let's get hot here let's get hot here that's an 11 a yo nothing on the yo right now does absolutely nothing for us I mean hybrid craps is sick let's go baby come on let's go on a little runski here why not us why not us for a hard six and seven out lost 415 647 left we need help send help please all right we got demoted we're going to let a professional shoot come on baby huh no never I would never come on baby we need this good luck need a fre no no of course not some old guy telling me I'm not Tony Romo it's just a hilarious jab but you know I kind of get it you don't want me yapping while you're rolling but also guys when miserable people try to get in your space try to get in your head just laugh it off keep doing what you're doing be positive combat it with positivity I love you and maybe you try hard enough one day you could be Tony Romo subscribe come on baby what do we have [Music] here what is it n it's a nine little Niner freaking Buy place place byebye last that's the board that's what we're rocking with come on baby come on now come on baby little little easy six come on now your little bit extra little bit on the hard SE come on baby good luck come on [Music] now eight ball Corner Pocket love it that's why you leave it up to the professionals we have 405 out there 339 behind we need help come on come on 11 ball means nothing y 11 please yours last call place your back NOS good luck come on [Music] baby that's another eight ball eight we love it smashing the easy eight call full press 435 come on four baby come on [Music] now come on now it's time to place your bets come on baby place your bets no more bets getting it back up there come on 7 out God damn it lost 465 how are you and behind how are you got to reset all right we are down almost $600 we have another professional shooter coming up to the plate we need help here I'd like some hards something come on no more bets here we go baby good no more bets we need help we need mental physical and emotional help right now come on give us something now come on now Niner again can anybody hit this nine we've been chasing this freaking nine come on man the field isine I mean what am I going to do keep the 72 there we are we're fully leveraged 437 out there let's freaking go good luck come on we got a hybrid roll let's see what we got here why not Niner let's go now we got a professional let's freaking go that's huge huge for the ner let's go baby come on coming out I got a weird feeling about H low weird feeling about high low good luck try to press it even more come on baby we got a real professional this time not the other schmuck come on fiver likes those nines and fives come on baby working to way to make a living um we got 40 left let's buy the six we got 527 out there we need a long one here come on baby we need help no more good luck come on now come on now shoot that shot come on seven out and down 1 th000 well that didn't go well Vibes at the table were off the whole time we got $300 this is called the Hail Mary extra time huff and more puff baby come on now we got like 12 spins if we brick them all we need a bonus get our thousand back let's go all right baby it's extra time it's freaking huff and more puff why not us come on man a nice little Wilder laying down pig in the middle would have helped instantly down $75 in extra time ooh just kidding we won $143 more puff can you start more puffing for us come on come on we need six hats or three buzz saws if you live under a rock come on man I the amount of time times I've spawned without hitting a bonus in this stupid game should be studied it should be studied we're already down $150 come on now come on do it do it one more oh my God just can't get that third bus saw come on I mean something would have helped down over 200 doll hairs oh God this is uh this vlog's going like that horse racing Vlog you know what I'm talking two more oh my God last full spin can we do it no we can't I'm doing it all right why not just make it an even 1,500 Loser on the Vlog $200 you know where I'm going we need a heater let's freaking go all right these are $5 chips cuz I got to try to grind it out I'm going to put 15 on each number can you put that all on green we got the numbers can we get it back two in a row and we're back that's our board baby we're dark Navy let's go see what happens come on man two or three spins if we can hit him here and we'll get back 1,500 or bust why not us come on now give us something now come on and a 33 absolute brick all right one more spin before we lose the whole 1,500 doll hairs why not us come on that's the board we need one here we go all right baby come on that's the board with the Navy chips we lose this we lost 1,500 on the Vlog what are you going to do but can we hit it but can we hit it no we can't freaking four God damn it you ready for the worst feeling ever look at this oh the Sun hits you you realize you're a freaking degenerate schmuck listen outside of Gate City absolutely shattered on the Vlog lost, 1500 what are you going to do we red hot and shorts so I think I only lost a couple hundred today but I freaking love you guys the least you could do is subscribe if you're still here and you're not subscribed what are we doing out here but I freaking love you guys I'll see you for the next one you're all beautiful don't gamble look what happens when you gamble you look like me I love you goodbye