These Teams Should FEAR the Texans! [2024]

riding through the [Music] city let's talk about expectations so we saw everybody at training camp everybody then showed up doubt we got expectations now that the season schedule is out what do you think so last year we won 10 games lost seven and we ended up first in our division two of those teams in our division we only cleared by one game we won to FC sou last year yeah God and two of them and we won it like the last week week before last we've been winning afc's championships for a minute yeah yeah but we went through a drought for a little while now we back we back and we believe we have the best quarterback in our division yep so let's talk about that we ended up first in our division 6 and3 in home games 4- four in away games tell me what are your expectations for the for the Texans this year big ones bro I got big expectations for us I started off I started off thinking that uh we can win all of them I'm looking at the I'm looking at the schedule man I'm looking like dub du du du du agree I agree with you but um I'm a bit more realistic I got my realistic expectations here I'm not when you looked at the schedule how many definitive wins do you think we got I got us going 13 and four 13 13 and four okay um hey hey hey sports sports illustrators have us has us losing at only four two they they were the one that made me change it I thought six at first I was like man some of these are tough six yeah yeah six L then you going to be pissed oh what you got 11 oh 11 and six yeah that's where I had it first 11 and six yeah 13 and four baby that's where we at so let's look at these games um Pastor um mind you the first preseason game is August 1st it's on the Thursday I believe that's this Thursday coming up we're going to be playing the Bears so football football time look our first game is against the Colts that's a dub tell vonte that's a dub against the Bears the Bears we would have size them up in the preseason in his first preseason game that's a DB that's two the next game is the Vikings I don't know who's playing quarterback for that team it don't matter they got Justin Jefferson which means that they could have something but jet that's a dub dub uh the next game is against the Jaguars I split the Jaguars I split the Jaguars I took one one l l or l home I don't know either you saying we going to lose one of them I'm not saying we gone I'm leaving room for spe for the oper for the chance we might lose hey what's funny is I split him too I took a l away though yeah L away I can see us he's back into the season I gave the bills next is the bills I gave the bills that D Allen they got a real good team that's going to be a tough match up come on bro Diggs is about to come back fired up boy what is you talking about man right that's a big when it come to digs bro he's getting 200 plus he's getting 200 plus but look I'm the way I'm looking at it I'm just trying to be objective about it I mean you know I win every game it's a tough game it's a tough game after that it's the patriots who started M Jones that's a dub why we even talking about about the PS the Pats you talking about the Pats now we talking about the Packers now we talking about Packers that's that's a l that's a l that's a l that's ify yeah I took that I marked that as a l not that I'm hoping we lose I see a du again like I said once again I can see a not that I'm hoping we lose I took I took a l there because they have ascended as well and it was at Lambo it's at Lambo too the next game is the Colts that's a dub Dante double time bab come on tell mon that's a d both hey put some money next they got the Jets they got the Jets October 31st that's Halloween game that's the Jets got a good defense but ain't no telling who going to be playing quarterback for this team old man Rogers might not even make it this far yeah we don't see him might and we don't know what he going to look like coming after injuring so then we we going to week 10 is the Lions where you got the Lions I gave the Lions one I the lions got a hell of a squad so we were getting like we're getting close we talking about the same te yeah yeah so I gave that one to the Lions even though again I hope we beat them yeah quar I believe Jared G is there I about to say over J golf played in the Super Bowl don't even don't that's not even if you put anything on the paper that's not a w I'm about to get up right now cuz week 11 we know what's going to happen let's not even talk about it it's the cowboy yeah come on man look come on I ain't never going to say we about to lose that ain't never a l bro never a l and it's a regular season we play the Cowboys in Arlington yeah man we on y'all yeah we on y'all you know what time it is I love when we go against the Cowboys because the energy be so hboy games they can get crazy and his little bro play on the team yeah dog he might be holding yes bro digs on digs that's wild that's crazy that's wild um Di's little brother play cornerback for the Dallas Cowboys which means on that week should everybody be healthy we should see these two guys matched up against each other little bro some some they was running in the backyard but NFL field it's going to be real deal and it's going to be high leverage because we don't take this game lightly um another game we don't take like we going to wear this with it we going to wear y'all y'all mad look at my look at my eyes you want to do something want to do something the tit answer for that nonsense they pulled when it came to our jerseys dub dub I'm not F to count dub and then the guy they drafted uh who's playing quarterback will Levis oh I I watched the draft his girl was mad he dropped out of the first round his mama and his girl almost left they thought they was first rounders no I'm just but we going at it the Titans got to see us we got new jerseys we using the colors and it's showtime hey what's funny is I got the Titans double dubs I got us winning both of them I got us winning both of them I don't got us losing at all because this is the second Jaguars game and I already mentioned I split that let's talk about this next game the next game is against the Dolphins which I'm even room for us to lose as well because the Dolphins got a real high powerered offense they starring Tyreek Hill TOA Vala just got his money and if he is worth the money that he just got but he stay injured bro yeah but he I know he did they get who what Odell though before that he was fine didn't they get Odell too I don't know Odell is a non-factor at this point in his in this point in his Korean mean okay we can spend time talking or we can talk about jayen Wad and Tyreek that's who you talk about let's talk about that next game is against the Chiefs um obviously I leave room for there and I believe that's my six right there because when we see the Ravens uh the uh Christmas Day we ain't playing that's a big d That's Revenge that's a Revenge that's a Revenge R game and that's going to be the one that that Cults us and gets us ready for them that's a that's a Christmas present I'm on the couch in the Jersey my with my Texans chill yeah's up man new Texans cup probably my wife always getting me some Texon gear it ain't going to be cold but some hot coco if it's cold but it's not going to be cuz it's Houston Texas but and then January 5th is the Titans double again d double Dub Dub City you're done um is dehop over there cuz if is over there doesn't matter doesn't matter we here for that's what I'm talking about so so expectation wise I think you need to lower those wins down to where I I was going to say over under on 13 wins but I'm going to say it's got to be under you just agreed with me I'm going to say over I'm going to bet on I'm going bet on the over I can't say it but I'm going say it right now I wanted to say 11 Texans to the Super Bowl damn it I'm claiming it right now look at this jersey I got on you see it this thing is fly when I tell you whole time I knew I wanted one of them Battle Red Jersey Riz off two times K times come on two times because I went in there and I had like a t-shirt or two I was going to get before I learned she get 30% off then it was time for the new I couldn't even just get me one I had C with me so I had to get him a St one too but he's on the team now he's on the squad now I think um I'm I'm mad excited about the season I think we going to be lit um the hype is real let me tell you they they've been hyping us up it's not just us in the H that understand what we what we capable of this [ __ ] it's everybody around us this is We on ESP and we out here we outside yes we came out they came out with a list it was a group called The Boardroom the 2024 enterprising 8 where they picked out the eight most marketable players under 25 in sports CJ st's number one CJ St is nor it's not in any order TJ St is on that list K Clark you'll see Angel re on that list wiim Bama I didn't know Michael Parson cuz they was doing stuff together but no Michael Parsons didn't make this list it's hard to make this list as a football player because you wear a helmet so yeah word up everybody know CJ just has that it Factor about him that's not the only time he came up I'm excited because the uh the NFL and Vegas MVP odds list just dropped CJ was number two on that list behind guess who M who's number one oh there's only one number one really it's Patrick Mahomes why but I mean Patrick Mahomes is the best Patrick Mahomes could be the best player to ever play that position he just don't have a resume to show it but the itest would show would tell us he likely is he's right he right on Tom Brady CJ got the second odds for that which means it's a it's totally a thing he can accomplish he could be MVP and you don't get MVP having a bad year uh First Take was debating yesterday or last week who wins a title first between CJ um stride and Ant-Man Anthony Edwards for the Minnesota Timberwolves who's playing on Team USA right now that was a real debate who wins a championship first you don't get into that debate unless you big time CJ is Big Time first take also debated who is the biggest threat to the Chiefs three PE today you know what the overwhelming answer was Houston except for Chad Johnson was on there and he said it was Cincinnati of course oh my God cuz he a Cincinnati guy but it was us they said it's us they said it's the Houston Texans because the Ascension of CJ stoud and the weapons that they just put around DS we're stacked man the hype is real I got us the over on 11 wins and if we win two playoff games this time I feel great about that although I think we got the potential to win a Super Bowl yeah I'm on the same page but you know I do that every year but this one I really feel very strongly strongly enough to say let's just put a little friendly wager on it I get we get we getting it on camera how about the loser has to buy the winner a shirt we going to do a j we both on the same team what do you what do we wag we going to wager who's closer to the wins and losses okay yeah whoever gets closer yeah and if if I if I win you buy me a little t-shirt we ain't going to spend no grip on it if you win you I get you a little something something I want dinner dinner I like steak okay oh my God going you have a t shirt I can get a Ste n no we going to switch we doing dinners and that's what we both going to get then I'm cool with that a dinner for a dinner I'm straight putting it on camera cuz I know I'm winning this one dund what you got 13 yeah so so if they go 13 or over so you going to have me you going to have me hoping we lose after we win 11 games that's on you bro that's not on me baby that's on you bro I'm taking I'm taking uh I'm taking 11 but I want to win if we hit 12 too ah how is that [ __ ] Fair because I think we could totally get 12 if we get over 12 I think you win ah let me tell 12 let me take the under on 12 the under on 12 you take the over on 12 12 makes it a drop so the push yeah so 12's a push yeah bet let's get it [Music]