US Presidents Predict Week 1 of the NFL Season

Intro okay boys it's that time of the year again where the NFL season is about to start and that means it's time to make our weekly predictions for every game and keep track of how many we get right and wrong I am the Football Genius I dominated you bums last year and will win so big this year I got cadarius Tony winning the NBA Championship sleepy Joe what the actual are you talking about pickle ball I think I'm excited to be a part of the Season picks this year and I'm excited to see the cheerleaders oh yeah if it wasn't obvious already Bill and GE will be making predictions with us this year Obama stop yapping already let's talk ball to kick off the Ravens vs Chiefs season we got the Baltimore Ravens taking on the defending champs the Kansas City Chiefs I'm a football guy and I'm going with the Ravens shut the up Bush I run the show around here the only show you run is the prison talent show this Ravens team will be just as good if not better than last year and will get revenge on the Chiefs I got the Ravens taking this one Bush don't be a dumbass you never pick against the Chiefs we all know Chiefs win and they win big like I do Kansas City seems to start slow early so I wouldn't be surprised if the hungrier Ravens team goes out and wins this one Ravens ain't winning nothing Kermit the Frog going to expose that fraudulent ass Ravens D Chiefs will win this easy the Chiefs may have the Super Bowl hangover but I worked better when I was drunk so I'm going with the Chiefs I think I have a hangover okay so George and I got the Ravens winning while Donald Joe and Bill got the Chiefs now we got a Friday night Packers vs Eagles special with the Green Bay Packers going up against the Philadelphia felia Eagles remember this game is in Brazil who's Brazil again I hope we get to see some baddy Latinas let's just pray none of the gangs with the teams otherwise will have to invade Brazil boys Focus the Eagles are the best goddamn team in the NFL they will beat the out of the Packers and make Jordan love look stupid love is a one-year Wonder sleepy Joe get your head out of your ass Philly will go undefeated this year holy the meat riding is crazy I can't wait for the Packers to Humble the Eagles after ending last season so poorly eagles need to start off hot give me the Eagles in a close one hell no Obama everything the Eagles can do Packers will do better Green Bay will win this easily Bush you don't know what you were talking about eagles are better in every single position group sleepy Joe shut your dumb ass up Eagles will get exposed I think the eag girls will win this you mean Eagles yeah the eag girls okay so Bill Joe and I got the Eagles while Donald and George got the Packers next Cardinals vs Bills we have the Arizona Cardinals versus the Buffalo Bills this Bills team will definitely be worse than last year here and it'll be interesting to see how Josh Allen plays without a bigname receiver but it's the Cardinals Bills should steamroll them the Baghdad bills are going to blow up this year but they should still win this one the cards D is not great and Josh Allen cooked them Buffalo wins but don't get it twisted Arizona will keep this one close shut your mouth Bush Cardinals ain't doing against this Bills team James Cook will run all over Arizona and the bills get an easy W I have no idea what to expect from this Cardinals team in week ones I'm going to play it safe and go with the bills typical Obama being a as always I think this one is pretty easy to pick I'm going with The Cardinals what the sleepy Joe are you crazy I may not be old but I'm also stupid that explains why you are going with the Cardinals okay so Bill George Donald and I got the bills while Joe's got the Cardinals now we got the Steelers vs Falcons Pittsburgh Steelers taking on the Atlanta Falcons two teams with a brand new starting QB I'm kind of with this matchup yeah dri cousins will go out there and drip all over the Steelers Atlanta will go out there and start the Kirk Cousins and Raheem Morris ERA with a win keep dreaming creepy Clinton Steelers have a great run game that will the Atlanta dline all day Steelers will dominate the time of possession and win this one in a low-scoring one with great running and lock down defense Trump's right I don't care who the Falcons have on that offense this Pittsburgh D is way better Kirk will be having nightmares of TJ watt coming off the edge stop over hyping the trash ass Steelers Russ is washed and will go out there and disappoint like he always does the dirty birds going to be smoking on that Steelers pack all day sleepy Joe you're a dumbass if anything the Falcons are the ones that are being overhyped this is going to be such an easy win for Atlanta Steelers are allergic to playing good offense Joe's got a point there is a chance that this Steelers offense is a mess and Atlanta's D is pretty good in it of itself Obama now you don't know what the hell you are talking about I'm going with Atlanta in a lowc scoring affair ELP okay so Joe bill and I got the Falcons while Donald and George got the Steelers next we have the Jacksonville Jaguars vs Dolphins Jaguars versus the Miami Dolphins we got the Battle of Florida in this one in that case I got the Florida man winning this the weather is still warm so the Dolphins should play well Miami will win no Miami wins this have you seen their offense these might score 80 this year I'm not buying the Miami hype in this game Jags had a rough end to last year and will come out hungry and desperate I like the Jaguars pulling off the upset on the road Obama disrespectfully the Jags have no chance in this one to a tugboat Viagra will sling The Rock just like he does his the Dolphins should win this no question Easy Money Dolphins I get that the Dolphins have a good offense but let's be honest their defense is not all that this game will be a shootout and I think Trevor Lawrence outplays Tua and leads the Jags to a win nobody outperforms to a tugboat Viagra Bill who do you got the girls in Miami Are Young and hot I'm going with the dolphins okay so Donald Joe George and Bill got the Dolphins while I got the Jaguars now we Panthers vs Saints got the Carolina Panthers taking on the New Orleans Saints the Carolina Pussycats will somehow be worse than last year give me the Saints by manslaughter sleepy Joe finally making sense Saints win this despite the fact that Derek Carr has worse accuracy than the guy who tried to shoot me against the Panther's car will look like Brady I expect a big game out of Alvin Kamar he will lead this Saints team to hard hard earned W against a Panthers team that's gotten better the Saints hype is undeserving they are not good and the Panthers will expose that Carolina is pulling off the upset creepy Clinton you're tripping Panthers defense and offense straight up sucks while Saints are not horrible Saints are worse than the Panthers you'll see I actually think these teams are more evenly matched than most people think but this Saints team is pretty solid while the Panthers may need some time to gel together and get used to to the new system it will be close but Saints will squeak out the W Obama we all know this will not be close Okay so Joe Donald George and I got the Saints while bills got the Panthers next we have the Houston Texans versus the Texans vs Colts Indianapolis Colts this game is going to be absolutely ridiculous I can't wait for this one the CJ strout Anthony Richardson battle should be fun I'm going with the Texans in this one the Texans are proven winners and I only pick winners Texans pick up the W here I don't think the Texans will have an answer for Anthony Richardson's running ability similar to how they didn't have an answer for Lamar in the playoffs Richardson will use his feet to lead the Colts to a hard-fought victory Obama what the actual are you talking about you think even for one second that the Texans will lose no way Houston is the best goddamn team in the AFC Houston will steamroll Indie simply because they are Texas don't overlook this Colts team George read my lips Obama Texas don't lose Bush you clearly are on that goofy if you think Texans even have a chance in this one what the hell are you talking about Colts are better than Texans in every way possible offense defense and special teams if the Texans manage to lose by less than 30 it'll be a miracle sleepy Joe are you on crack maybe he clearly is if he's picking against the Texans Colts win this honestly I'm trying to get some of that oil money so give me the Texans okay so Joe and I got the Colts while Donald George and Bill got the Texans now we Patriots vs Bengals got the New England Patriots it's taking on the Cincinnati Bengals I think we are about to witness a murder on live TV we already saw that on June 27th 2024 the Patriots are a very young and inexperienced team and even though I do like them young the Bengals will win this easily this is cincy's Revenge season the Bengals start off hot and destroy the Pats honestly I can't even make an argument for the Patriots they have no chance in this one the Bengals got this in the bag the Bengals will not only win but they will win big just like I do Cincy will win but it will be closer than people expect we all know the Bengals like to start off slow sleepy Joe sto being an idiot Patriots will be lucky if they manage to score a touchdown okay so we all got the Bengals winning this next we have the Titans vs Bears Tennessee Titans versus the Chicago Bears this Bears team is fraudulent Mayo boy Levis will go out there and expose them give me the Titans here this Bears team is most definitely not fraudulent Caleb will become a superstar the receiving core is looking great and our d is solid this should be an easy one for the Bears Obama chill out with the meat riding the Bears are going to be trash not this year Donald this team is legit and they'll show everyone when they blow out the Titans Caleb Williams is too fruity for my liking Titans win this one and all over the Bears Caleb will be a top five quarterback this year of course Obama supports the dude that paints his nails this Bears team should be pretty good and the Titans aren't all that I'll take the Bears beating the Titans plus Titans got a new head coach Bears have all the advantages that red light district in Nashville is something else but I got to go with the younger guy in Caleb Williams and the Bears okay so George bill and I got the Bears winning while Donald and Joe got the Titans winning now we got the Minnesota Vikings taking Vikings vs Giants on the New York Giants the Vikings will go out there and beat the Giants darnold will have a career Renaissance and this team will overcome all of their injuries I like the Vikings in this one too giants look like a mess right now and I have no idea what to expect from Daniel Jones you guys are mad stupid the Vikings are trash the Giant win this one easy after watching that show on Hard Knocks the Giants should just fire everyone and burn the whole building down creepy Clinton you don't know about ball I know Vikings pull this one out no way in hell Vikings win this give me the gmen Daniel Jones going to remind you all who he is the Vikings will make the Giants collapse just like Bush did Sleepy Joe what the does that mean it means I'm going with Minnesota okay so Joe bill and I got the Vikings while Donald and George got the the Giants next we have the Denver Broncos vs Seahawks Broncos taking on the Seattle Seahawks this game makes me want to throw up nobody wants to watch this yeah this is one of the ass games this week Seahawks are going to curb stomp the Denver donkeys this one will be a blowout bonx finna get exposed so badly by this Seattle D the Broncos season will be over by halftime you guys are being way too hard on the Broncos I see Bo Nicks going out there and putting together a great performance that shows everyone why he is a caliber NFL starter Bush stops smoking on that Mile High pack Broncos ain't got a chance stop acting like Seattle's secondary is all that they are mid at best the Broncos will destroy them through the air and take the massive W to start the season honestly what concerns me most is that this is Mike McDonald's first game as a head coach and he's going up against the legend Shawn Payton Shawn Payton will out coach McDonald and the Broncos will win Obama don't be an idiot Denver is trash I can't name one goddamn player on this Broncos team I'm going with Seattle okay so George and I got the Broncos while Donald Joe and Bill got the Seahawks now we got the Las Vegas Raiders vs Chargers Raiders versus the Los Angeles Chargers this should be a good matchup anyone can win this just like every other game Bush Jim Harbaugh sucks give me the Oakland Raiders baby sleepy Joe you better put some respect on Harbaugh's name Harbaugh and this Chargers team are overrated the Raiders will run them over I have absolutely zero faith in Gardner muu as a day one starting quarterback just for that reason I got the Chargers let's stop the Lolly gagging Herbert is a stud and will pee pie up this Raiders D we all know the Chargers will win this I think you guys are jumping the gun with this Chargers team no we are not this Chargers team will need time to adjust to the Harbaugh system Raiders will take advantage and win this one Obama just watched Chargers are winning this this Chargers D is big and strong and will shut down the Raiders non-existent offense it will be ugly and it will be close but the Chargers got this okay so Joe and I got the Raiders while Donald George and Bill got the Chargers next we have the Washington Commanders vs Buccaneers commanders taking on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers if the commanders win this one they earn the Redskins name back now that's American the commander hype is cool and all but I think it's pretty obvious Mike Evans will on this Washington secondary Baker Regan Mayfield will look good as well bucks should win this one fairly easy what Commander hype they are ass bucks will dog walk these bums sleepy Joe watch your mouth I'm smelling an upset here Donald what are you talking about the football genius has cooked and the Football Genius sees the command winning does the Football Genius see the L also Donald you know you my dog but taking commanders here is crazy this Bucks team is legit commanders are nowhere near their level you will all see surprisingly I actually agree with Donald commanders have a great team and Jaden Daniels should be really good from the jump there's usually a lot of Chaos in week one and I think commanders could actually pull it off first time Obama actually said something smart Okay so Donald and I got the commanders while Joe Bill and George got the Buccaneers Cowboys vs Browns now we got America game of the week the Dallas Cowboys versus the Cleveland Browns the Cowboys will absolutely run this Browns team over it won't even be a competition the Cowboys are better in every way possible and will start this Super Bowl winning season by destroying the Browns Bush the cowgirl suck they ain't winning I love it when the Cowgirls suck I'm expecting a deshun Cosby master class he needs to prove to everyone he's still that guy and this season he will Browns will beat the Cowboys they won't just beat them they'll kill them cowgirls are poverty and won't even put up a fight you two don't know what the hell you were talking about Dak and cidi will cook The Browns by themselves Dak and cidi are going to have a real tough time against this Browns D it's going to be a dirty and physical game with the Browns coming out on top this one is easy for Cleveland Browns dline will be feasting all game Cowboys will embarrass the city of Cleveland and brownie the elf those Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are too good to pass up give me the Cowboys in a high scoring game okay so Donald Joe and I got the Browns while George and Bill got the Cowboys Rams vs Lions next we have the Sunday night matchup the Los Angeles Rams taking on the Detroit Lions nice little rematch of last season's wildcard matchup look it's cute that the Rams think they have a chance in this one but we all know the lions are winning this and they are winning big it's going to be tough to pick against the Lions this season I'm expecting the Rams to have a great season but their D will struggle bad against this Lions offense I like the Alliance to win this the key for Detroit is to just run the ball down the Rams throats if they stick with the Run game the Rams have absolutely no chance the pressure on Matthew Stafford is crazy if he doesn't play well his wife will Jimmy G and for that reason I'm going with the Lions sleepy Joe you're Wilding the Lambs will get exposed and Matthew Stafford will turn into a cuck the Lions glazing from you guys is absolutely wild this will be a close and tough game but let's be real here this Rams team can match up well with the Lions this game will be a prime example of week one chaos the lions are a matchup nightmare for the Rams Lions have the better offense and defense this game won't be close Rams bout to expose the real Jared goof since Kelly Stafford is being passed around like a blunt I got the Lions since I'll be next in line with Kelly okay so Joe Donald bill and I got the Lions while George got the Rams Jets vs 49ers in the Monday night matchup to wrap up week one we got the New York Jets versus the San Francisco 49ers maybe Aaron Rogers can make it through a full quarter this year very funny sleepy Joe but the Jets are legit this season Donald the Jets are an absolute mess right now all the reports are saying they are completely dysfunctional and all the signs are pointing to a disappointing season that's just fake news being spread by the woke media either way I got the ners winning this this team fell just short of a Super Bowl and is absolutely unbelievable this will definitely be the battle of the defense but I got the Niners coming out on top the Niners will dog walk the Jets election year Bosa will be a different breed this season stupid ass picks Niners are going to underrate the Jets and get punched in the mouth to start the season the Jets will walk into San Fran and beat the living out of them I can never pick against the 40 miners we all already know who I got in this one Brock turty is a bum and the ners will be ass this season Joe you must have forgotten to take your meds today hold up Bush let sleepy Joe Cook Shanahan is a massive choker and the ners got a ton of internal problems the Jets should actually be good this year when they are healthy and will beat San Francisco to start the season Joe Jets have no chance even though Aaron Rogers is older than me he's still that guy okay so George bill and I got the ners winning while Donald and Joe got the Jets winning and these were our Outro official picks for week one 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