The THIRD Gallagher brother PART 2! Oasis Comeback, Real Problem with Liam and Noel - MA Show #139

as a celebrity Fan City is a massive Club can you hear me no can you hear me through the headphones yeah unfortunately I can hear you we're joined by Paul Gallagher um many of the MHL listeners yeah bye yeah there he is he's excited because he's here to break a record he's a guy who views himself as a legend of the ma show an MMA show then when I first met Paul uh nearly Jesus over two years ago now um I was a kid taking a chance but now I'm seasoned Charles parliamentary Bronx Tale John McGinley scrub Steve Van Zandt from The Sopranos Yap Stam actual Center not a not a delusional fan and not a conspiracy theorist Paul Gallagher has begged to come back on the show because he believed he came back to tell you what he believes he has more these headphones have got a dog tag on him he believes he has more to offer Paul Gallagher for the listeners who listen to you um a long time ago when I was a novice have the last two years been for you when you were a virgin virgin under ridiculous yeah yeah come on Paul let's get the business over the last two years been yeah it's been [ __ ] for everyone aren't they what's your day today Ben the usual a lot of gargle no no no no no no no no no no seven pound a pint seven pound is [ __ ] pint in England are you [ __ ] off your tits a lot of house drinking not really even though I've got a couple of bottles of shampoo in the uh foliage how often would you drink that's a month and only if it's cool do you exercise exercise now and again what what kind I'll walk around these circles until I just go [ __ ] it I've had enough of this [ __ ] you're a guy who views the world through a cynical prism yeah well come on it's full of dicks is that your route to happiness though do you enjoy being a bit of a [ __ ] I'm not a [ __ ] no but it's a cynical yeah that's what I mean when I asked you to come on you said to me it depends it depends I said it depends on what you go if I marched you that just could have been yeah see you next week there was no need for it whether it listen you're in dulston mate which is the ass end of [ __ ] nowhere it's not connected to get here you've got a lot you know you've got underground overground one volume three it's not easy to get to dalston from the North End what do you make a people who claim East London school it's shell which is cool though is it cool as a guy who saw coolness in the front row seat in the 90s do you think this is full of pseudo it reminds me of voc bags who are pretending to be creative yeah it reminds me of cheater Mill in Manchester and you ask anyone where cheater meal in Manchester is and they just go [ __ ] all it is but do you mean [ __ ] all in terms of the socio-economic situation no it is it look around you you've got [ __ ] eyes haven't you London in general I find it's a [ __ ] it's full of [ __ ] no it's a [ __ ] with a few nice bits it is it always has been would you ever consider living back in Manchester no because that's a [ __ ] with a few nice space but Manchester has a soul um really it's all the same Liverpool Manchester London Birmingham property developer Paradise it is where would you ideally live on the [ __ ] moon with a big zap gun pointed at a load of [ __ ] down below going [ __ ] Dodge this one how many people would you say you're like genuinely tolerate I think you tolerate a lot of people don't you but in terms of like them nobody likes anyone everyone's account everyone there'll be four or five people in your life you're like yeah well tolerate you'd like your album she was more asked about have you got the side owner out of the fridge have we got enough have you so you've never really liked anybody I don't like this tone of questioning where's it going do you like you uh no not today the fact that I've had to come to the [ __ ] other side of this [ __ ] hell to entertain a hairy face [ __ ] who took a gamble with me and now he's well now he's famous now he's our Bros the cynicism is it all banter or is it real no it's uh it's a bit both I mean I am cynical but there is times where you're a a sweetheart there has to be I mean you're making out of my [ __ ] you told me everybody's a [ __ ] they are until proven otherwise and I'm starting to [ __ ] feel the same that's because you're in London but I want to be told otherwise I'm starting to think everybody's my [ __ ] me is a cup I don't trust anybody yeah my best mates the mirror yeah that's reality you're telling me your memory is lying to you by the way you're telling me it doesn't get better um well no not in this country I'm not in this city this city is run run by would you would you be loyal to anyone no does loyalty exist no I don't think so not anymore I mean everyone people were pinched the I was my mother would say did pinch the AO to your head it's true she was right people would steal the eyeball out of your head but when you put on a few Tunes you like you have a radio show you're playing new music there's a reason you're doing it music makes you feel happy you're not taking the piss when you're listening to a good new band no no music never let you down music's the answer and football football actually down but as a city fan now who are buying their way to success let's rephrase that buying we are spending money that we've won from trophies Nah when you win trophies baby you get [ __ ] prizes what happens get real mirror what do you mean real all right we're buying football clubs no because you're you're Kickback your main road guys you guys felt better about City when it was Paul dick off and Sean gopher than you feel now get that dick off no I didn't did you not no I hated I mean hates but you know the Gillingham game yeah does that mean more to you than the European Cup Final does it [ __ ] I was embarrassed we were in that Division and I was embarrassed at the Champions League final when I was stood next to Andy Morrison the big [ __ ] monkey looking Defender and he's like oh man I'm not thinking what are you even doing here this is yellow [ __ ] Divi shirt on does new city feel the same new city city is it yeah the fans are the same but your identity was found that on being the inferior team of the city who had great colors were inferior we hold we hold the attendance recording bulletin we won a trophy 50 years before Arsenal no just the United States sometimes neighbors can be noisy listen they just have more sponsors than us even the glazes can't it's not milk anymore there's more romance though you go back to the babes you go back to the Munich air disaster well sorry sorry we didn't have a [ __ ] air crash sorry I apologize for that no no no no come on you bro man City's identity was being the kind of Soul team there's only one Jimmy Grimble the Gallagher brothers curly Watts as a celebrity fan huge heart but huge underachievement now the fact that you've Pep Guardiola You've Won limited spending no no no no no no hold on the same in the 30s 50s who were good the 60s we were good the 70s it's not the 70s we were all right and then we had a tumble of course we did Steve daily and all that we sign in for a million quid who went down we got relegated Luke and all that [ __ ] nonsense we did go through a 20 year bad pitch but we always knew City fans knew if someone with a few quid just like everyone just like Liverpool got done by the Moors and everyone else got some money if they had a little bit of cash it was there and that's all the sheikman says when Man City win the league well if oh no but I mean when VAR Awards yeah that's where it's going consistently though when Sydney lift that trophy again do you feel the pride as a burnage man like what where do you know the way you know where you want Mayo to win the sound actually uh of course I want City to win where does the pride come from but um because it's resource-based success isn't it no it's not it's listening so Liverpool all right let's go United have spent the same as us if not more and won nothing nothing but they've got to sell their entire [ __ ] Squad at least nothing we're appalling word disgrace United are disgusting they are they why are they disgusting because they don't believe in Trophy when they believe in commercialization Manchester United that's that's the glazes yeah but at least we had the opportunity um to be this important and even our collapse story to have such notoriety because we've won European cups off an academy team good once you've got to be you've got to finish for me you've got to go 18th and be relegated Dennis Law backing or down there he got to go down there your crowd's got dwindle to 40 000 which will happen your Stadium's falling down you're getting battered from the under eight upwards it's not sustainable as she makes Liverpool what do you think happens to United I think number from a non-actual hatred point of view I don't hate them United fans they've give up I know a few of them like I can't watch them anymore they [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't know if you die hard Reds they just can't do it do you Fury and I are coming back what for they're not gonna come back your monsters we've done them you think officially yeah I think we've done them I think you think City's close to actually been maybe culturally more significant than Manchester than Manchester United there's only one two it's in 14 trophies to nil makes you insignificant we were insignificant for years we took it United winning everything whatever whatever but now they've got to take it they're making out you're bigger and better You've Won nothing but it's the famous man united Georgia best than us you guys are all aware of Anthony got him in this video you stole him from Leeds I'm a red Legend he's a he's a red Legends were you insulted when he did his video did you try talking out of it no we were Chris he's all right don't mind I don't mind anyone that leaves you know was he God like no what because he put his [ __ ] shirt up and because he conducted the orchestra oh really for then did they all go wild he played football like a music conductor did they all shake their big white white butcher coats that they wear they weren't far off they're trendy with the packages Eric Anthony no songs United Liverpool when you met him did you respect them I'm cool with everyone but when he met the king no we didn't bow we didn't shake hands it was more of a you know you know another one with the iron goals that's the same what happened with Ringo Star the same thing all right that's it then [ __ ] like oh you're amazing but how did the king get scouted to do the video for her I don't know you're gonna have to ask the other fella I don't I'm not involved mate I do my own thing I stay away from it as much as you mainly possible I can't remember but in my cynical self allowing the happy people because not allowed yeah do you hate talking about that [ __ ] it's an annoying mate I mean how many years is it now 30 yeah I mean how many times you can you say oh yeah it's just excruciating would you get asked daily every second day but just members of the public what's the story with the boys all right no with when you're out in the pool they'll be like all right the first thing is hello acknowledge me and the second thing is I mean it's like when are you gonna [ __ ] ask her yes give me four do you think we're zip together when you're that close to that level of cultural importance do you find it pathetic that people idolize celebrities because you're talking about Ring will start counting and I get that do you find it weird that people give a [ __ ] about your two brothers I mean listen I get it there's no stars in this country I get it and that happens to be true in my family I get it doesn't mean I [ __ ] want to talk about it it's a [ __ ] at the bus stop yeah all right mate or someone sees you on a video and comes up and could have a picture on me shoot get a new better one how much do you give no I don't care I just like to float around invisible yeah you know what I mean and people probably overrated it it probably doesn't take up as much as their [ __ ] life as you'd even think it's a Fallout I mean he gets stopped and they'll someone will ask for a picture or they'll insult me and go can you take the picture yeah well why don't you love them and I'll look at them why don't you love them I'll look at them the people who are the person who asked me with a scowl as if to say are you [ __ ] does Liam really don't I name the [ __ ] phone but yeah the odd time I'll just go to get rid of them give me the [ __ ] thing bang I hope it's [ __ ] [ __ ] we'll do it again see ya that didn't come out good asked don't don't [ __ ] up did you find yourself isolated because you're all you're all you're all a bit self-aware you're all a bit cynical but when two [ __ ] get that level of Fame did they ever get a bit too big for their boots and you could rail them back in and go what the [ __ ] are you doing no because I don't care and neither do they say something that The Hangover didn't agree with yeah and then it's [ __ ] it's like what the [ __ ] what's the matter with you oh not got a sense of humor today have we not anyway can we talk about something else it's all good it's all getting all that hot in here yeah I'm sweating my title artist off and they're nice considerable trips to be sweating off I can assure you is it weird to be associated with something you've no [ __ ] control over 24 [ __ ] seven well yeah I mean it isn't it is and it isn't I don't care and that's why I I will come across as sometimes rude yeah because you have because I'm like going you [ __ ] have to [ __ ] off really you have to I mean what are you gonna be the guy who's going around claiming you're the Gallagher's brother that guy's a [ __ ] disgrace this is off topic but I had a funny getting a DM yesterday people I know I understand people are shopping around for tickets there's the old firm game on this weekend yeah and some fellow donu is [ __ ] direct DMS mean goes there I'm looking for I never missed a Celtic game this season apart from the away wanting such and such I'm really looking for a ticket for the semi-final you've got contacts can you get me a ticket I'm like where the [ __ ] are you yeah because I got contacts with Celtic I've Got Friends he's like and he's asking me because Champagne Supernova came with the artist of a guitar he's you know what I mean he's asking me because he knows we're Celtic fans or blah blah or were the Celtic thing's a bit overrated though Celtic you pick and choose that one you're not a massive Celtic guy oh he's got to see Sally in the in the 80s you're a city fan though yeah but we just got we used to run buses to Glasgow I mean my friends what do you mean minibuses between run them run them [ __ ] like hire them jump in go [ __ ] Glasgow I don't see Celtic and come back again usually battered not right physically yeah mentally but you can't you can my belief is that Scotland first of all is too close to England and second of all you can't have two teams you can give a shift at one football team but takes your heart or it doesn't [ __ ] Celtic do you care yeah it's the Irish in it I mean I could ask you about Irish Rugby do you [ __ ] care no because I don't give a balls about them big [ __ ] divs running around in a [ __ ] yeah cauliflower do you ever watch it no never the odd sign when they played England if Ireland got the World Cup final with the Gallaghers get together and watch that show no what the [ __ ] rugby don't care about rugby mate would you know who Brana Driscoll is yeah yeah yeah Ron nogara yeah Paul O'Connell big long yeah John Hayes yeah yeah but I wouldn't I mean if they walk past me in the street I wouldn't [ __ ] I wouldn't know them why don't you care about rugby because you think it represents the over the middle class it does but they're Brave concert really aren't they get stuck in if you're looking for values and Sport those cons get hurt I mean it gotta be big to play it ain't you he can't be [ __ ] the one or two positions on the picture if we're fans of athleticism and if I do do that Paul Gallagher I want you to bring in a [ __ ] machete [ __ ] everybody come on don't be [ __ ] it up you're Dublin [ __ ] girl I thought you wanted a Gallagher no Gallagher there's more romance to me pronouncing a Gallagher as an Irish man Gallagher sounds like I'm just talking to a taxi man in Dublin how are you going boss there's something more to that yeah but what I will say Gallagher is a university sport they played it in my school and it wasn't it was just a Catholic skill it's the same in Ireland the big lump well let's break down the sport there's cons beating the shy out of each other for our entertainment if we're into sports I don't know I prefer that in car though I mean they're not touching each other hell they are sometimes do you not think the guy players override their toughness and it's just part of the whole Irish kind of mythical [ __ ] yeah but it's also an amateur sport if we're getting paid for it I'm sure there'll be more be like the rest the rest the rest would make it less lenient I mean if they're getting essentially contactless it's basketball with a bit of kicking that's just because people interfering it should be like Aussie rules and that's like you know that's contact yeah but you can call marks on that hi Mark yeah yeah no no Dave no hold wrong [ __ ] word you've got to be Mark who who's who's A.D who no yeah I'm calling Mark Mark yes I've caught the ball we've got the mark yeah I'm gonna kick it along to Steve 45 yards with a 37 degree angle and you can call Mark as well hi Mark they're a fascinating monologue they're scary to be nonsense [ __ ] get the ball put it in the net put up the bar put it put it where it's meant to be how cool are you because occasionally you do um don't abuse me yeah okay about Dublin guy oh yeah because come on but I'm not a guy and I appreciate it I know you're not because yeah you go down this road once an episode and I appreciate it um he appreciates the abuse yeah but that is that a that's a part that's how Apache would respond to Pash abuse is it what do you want pushes to do get angry no well you're not gonna do that what do you do throw it throw your toys we'll do nothing so what do you want to do not what do you want exactly what do you want us to do when we are [ __ ] accused of being pushed I can't even see your face anymore now you've got you've got a big you've got your turn up Mike round I mean I can't I can't abuse a guy I can't see I want to ask you about male girl yeah not that I give a [ __ ] I don't care about Hayden I'll [ __ ] shame I don't care but does Peggy Gallagher watch the games no I always tell her the score afterwards I'll say male one she got oh that's nice does she care she did used to care I remember we went to Ibiza on holiday once not a place to take your mother by the way did she go yeah well mayor we're playing Kerry who else went oh man anyway so you find a bar male or playing Kerry in the final come on we'll go and watch Mayo in the guard they gotta beat these scary clubs on stage yeah [ __ ] Carrie win again I remember we're going back to the gooch Cooper days here yeah I mean my mother said don't carry [ __ ] they always beating us in finals and then [ __ ] Dublin roll up so yeah I think she just stays at home and goes I don't want to know the score did we did we [ __ ] lose again mailed to win the Sam or City to win the league next season if you win it this year Well we we've won the league loads of time so yeah Mayo win I mean just the [ __ ] just come on I'm 56 I've never seen you win I mean the odd little [ __ ] League thing nothing what do you think the problem is resources no you've a lot to say about Dublin Dublin obviously have you have a huge problem with the blinker even though they're the city of GAA what do you mean City you didn't win football with the arnotts on your shirt who didn't win football we can't go through still beat United but you're neither teams that were in uh competing for leagues and European cups um city and Dublin are quite similar in nachos kit but in uh ideology resource-based success you can't hate Dublin and support City amateur sport American Finance come on what do you mean by American Finance hey what the [ __ ] is AIG American intelligence yeah well that's a nice local Dublin [ __ ] I mean you added locals so what do you want to happen you want Arnold what do you want to happen I'm just saying you've used outside money in an amateur sport what do you want to happen so what do you want to happen I want you to be [ __ ] well I'm not demoted or split I just anyway you're in division two now yeah but what do you think the solution is to Dublin dominating yeah well you're not dominating anymore shots at you they're on your case I get it from everyone get it from scousers get it from [ __ ] people from Tyrone Dublin Kerry you know sometimes you just have to say just win it once once I'm not asking for [ __ ] 10 on the truck what in my lifetime because somebody's shadow man if male did win it yeah there's something wrong with the mic yeah it keeps spinning yeah there should be a guy who's orchestrating that he's happy he's the mic is too heavy yeah the microphone stand I need you need a proper producer when you're doing this kind of content come on I mean I can turn it upside down we just don't have one as you can see we'll get one in as you can see yeah it's it's finally now yeah you're making it worse you're making it worse do you want me to put my chair down and become a [ __ ] and I know I'm not allowed to bring it up but maybe just do a Liam Gallagher then maybe here we go I'm not a [ __ ] I'm back to being five foot one POG alert do you think if you tried Dave a [ __ ] can you sing if you were doing a karaoke needed to do it was 100 at the end of the tunnel could you bang out Bruce Springsteen or could you bang out an oasis cover that'd be pretty good I wouldn't do that do you have it I know you wouldn't do it no one says you care but in terms of your ability a core it's genetic I could sing yeah can you sing yeah yeah like in Key would you only do it in the shower I don't do keys are okay not normal drug addicts yeah no don't even don't sing anymore you got You've Got Two Fellas in you in your family that sing what the [ __ ] are you doing singing I think someone was saying could you I could yes you're not some Crow I choose I've made you hear him saying the [ __ ] babies are crying next door man there's Windows Breaking All Around yeah there you go that one it's just Cameron Diaz My Best Friend's Wedding I mean yeah no I can sing but I choose not to sing can you play guitar secretly no I don't do that [ __ ] can you secretly no you've definitely tried that's why I give it to know but you've picked up the bastard give it to him when I was seven I was like do something with that or my mother will kill me for wasting money on a [ __ ] guitar okay so you got the guitar into the Gap yes she's annoyed about them because she's oh yeah she's Catholic they don't like spending yeah and you convince have it become the John Lennon of his generation take it away give me [ __ ] off my ridiculous influence to have on culture he gives a [ __ ] I mean listen Liam's play the violin yeah you should put that in the parking of all the ludicrous [ __ ] instruments to play I want to play The Lion then because everybody was playing the guitar why don't you just play [ __ ] football I get it that people play guitars at school when the sixth and seven and you want to play it we ever afraid Lim Galler in his tough days mid 90s when he was proper [ __ ] rock and roll oh no [ __ ] baby brother Melanie yeah afraid of him for getting you get in the cot be quiet nobody just saying it it's still strange now that he picked up a violin I mean well you won't be the Nigel Kennedy for me the music's very good the banter of the Gallagher's made the massive where's the humor come from Peggy must be funny she must be cracking a few Gunslingers she must get her yeah she's a bit she's dry yeah when you're mocking her she must get her yeah well you don't want to mock her too much she'd be like get over here she's you know she's trying she but there's a humor that is the undertone oh yeah you wouldn't you wouldn't be going Toe to Toe with her she'd she'd tell you [ __ ] don't you yeah she'd point out your flaws like every great mother wolf she didn't [ __ ] him out she would make you feel like [ __ ] if she needed to oh yeah she could do that she's good at that we we we like our family's very good at the silent treatment okay you say one thing you're on the bench for three months you don't know what you've said but you're like going and you can feel this without a cold in here yeah have you spoke to where are we ringing your mother and have you spoke to the other fella yet but it'd be no names did we all call the other fella have you spoke to the other family yes and then uh that's an Irish way yeah the other fellow even find that in personal for us yourself you're in good mates and there's a Fallout within a group of maters have you spoken to other other yeah there's I mean irishness is nearly caused the ridiculous level of this Fallout it is very bizarre and you don't know this is the Betrayal of humor it wasn't banter said exactly it wasn't bad exactly serious [ __ ] getting involved with with the crack that's what I'm saying that's what they understand about how wasn't someone joked it off yeah exactly I mean the crack is the crack is the crack is the crack is the crackers the crack is the crack is the guy yeah do ten more and when someone [ __ ] betrays the crack and goes I'm serious yeah offended offended by you I fine I I'm offended that you're [ __ ] offended yes yes that is the story here yeah and yeah my family can take be very usually vended a little thing you wouldn't even imagine so that's what there's something one day we're not gonna name names but decide to be a fan betrayal of the crack exactly good good name for a band the Betrayal of the crowd the Betrayal of Minecraft I'll be lead singer will do wheatlands we'll do work once and then we'll dwindle out we'll dwindle we'll be back on the mics in three years we're doing after party in Lily bartellos and think it's the 90s have you ever been out after partying yeah you should have taken a machetian well this was the 90s I've got a few good stories from there I know you have opinions on the Celtic tiger the Dublin portrayed its entire ideology in that six to eight year period that was the Celtic tiger we started thinking we were a major city they're a major city for three star hotels you [ __ ] unsurpassed yeah I mean how many three stars do you need in the one place oh you don't need more than we got 43 star hotels 46 on paper Northern New York Hotel in Dublin three star accommodation you get a fine fry in the morning it's like that the [ __ ] is there no thought police living that City the portrayal of the crack is such a fascinating um why does it happen it's because people is it women no the woman comes in people think people think their [ __ ] don't stink don't they they're like oh you think that you go for the crack no no they've got Notions now I mean the Celtic tiger perfect example yeah I have Notions that's what I'm talking about the Celtic tiger was symbolized a lot of people who came from working class background suddenly shifting on a property 20 million in the back again the crack's gone I'm now a rich guy they forget their past and that's why it all went [ __ ] in their face I have Notions you can't speak to me like this anymore I have no shoes he's got Notions too so Nola guitar he was the Superstar no adore them and [ __ ] annoy me on a Friday night in a pub when I'm [ __ ] someone's going I'm on the box shut the [ __ ] up I can't arrive I didn't ask for this so Liam just stayed real well we kind of all stayed real but guys didn't know what he was talking about when he actually started thinking because I was kind of putting on a show was kind of funny I'm a rock and roll star and Noel started thinking he was an intellectual well this is this is what Money Changes Everything money changed Dublin money tailed Island because I'm can't be bought or sold do I look like a sheep but you stayed in the cheaper corner you could have played Devil's Advocate years ago you could have played both sides I could well then uh yeah I remember Richard Ashcroft saying to me once he went and this is before we yeah anyway he went um are you still [ __ ] like he's still putting out the fires I'm like yeah I'm ready there the fella is in the middle of the North Sea with the phone yeah putting out the wildfires yeah yeah so I felt like Reddit air for a few years but no not anymore on fires I remember yeah my rich is saying that we just stayed on one side no no I stayed in the middle you stayed in the middle but it stays in the middle till someone run me over with a with a [ __ ] 4x4 and then I had to crawl on my hands and knees to safety admirable still here yes and you still want to talk [ __ ] to me how long do you plan on being here it's all the fella upstairs what's your thoughts on Mental Health car number nine do you believe in depression no what do you think depression is a construct of modern times it just means you're a bit down you're supposed to be down for half your life anyway I just think people should just give up drugs if they're depressed drug the drugs don't work well no they don't work anyway what about uh antidepressants no I was saying you throw them no what for no just asked you no No Rest no you go to a doctor for a sorry doctor I'm feeling very down why don't you they [ __ ] love it they are legalized drug dealers for the government they're going [ __ ] Mega you're down have all these tablets and because you're down so much we're going to increase it so you'll be [ __ ] permanently down they love it stay away from two things in life doctors and coppers they [ __ ] both work for the same [ __ ] Queen lizard I don't understand it personally I mean you should know now living over in the shittiest part of London yeah it's like living in uh One Flew Over the Cuckoo's yeah it's like having that bed permanently on the street in London with all the [ __ ] mental patients around you're going I'm not as mad as you I'm [ __ ] don't blah blah no you're not because you're here you're with us you're [ __ ] I bet there's no good Irish bars here either is he nothing [ __ ] gone I bet they're all coffee shops you can't get it you can't get a Guinness I mean I I got the shit's coffee there before while I was waiting for you to turn up oh you aren't waiting you you arrived that the catholicisms never left you you're told three o'clock you're here at 1 30. you did this last time too no no no you're an early guy no I said it to him on the way I go Gallagher's gonna be early the Uber driver was was a Italian Ethiopian and I was [ __ ] confused how that worked until he told me that Italy had obviously taken control of Ethiopia many many moons ago and his granddad was Italian we got chatting anyway and he was killed he says you need to go up there I says I need a coffee first so I got a four ounce coffee three quid I went are you taking that where's the [ __ ] other two ounces here I mean four six is about perfect but four is like [ __ ] I used to think you're just making everyone's experience or stop complaining about the prices but when you think about it there's a [ __ ] who's operating that business there's a contest of siding to charge 680 forever again Beavertown and I [ __ ] as well India parallel yeah [ __ ] garbage because someone's drawn a [ __ ] cartoon Sesame Street on the side of account the can is for quid the [ __ ] inside it is a quid yes and then someone else has put tax on it it's graphic designer it's called [ __ ] crap so you're a straight-up Guinness no no I've not drunk Guinness in the UK for 18 months I refuse to touch it just every time you hear they say in the world you take it it looks great everything looks great it's aesthetically looking sexual but as soon as you [ __ ] take two pints and you're like pass me in the good lot they've got lots kicking in and if you go to six you're [ __ ] asking for it yeah there's nothing no worse hangover than a Guinness one this is actually [ __ ] Guinness I'm a single guy I think that uh that doesn't surprise me no no listen yeah you've got you got the air now aren't you I've got the bar in it you got the I mean you're all in black yeah Jeremy I'm trying is what I'm trying to say the only thing you're missing is a Harley you might have to settle for a Suzuki no oh no I'll just do a bicycle oh yeah with no brakes on well is it three weeks oh no I wonder if actually I'll just do a straight up uh rally I've never understood that fix one let's go to Hollingsworth Town below I mean do you know have you heard the name Temple I know you know origin Temple logos no no I've heard of it you haven't heard of Temple yeah the Gallaghers know what Temple logos guys hold your heads high you're important in this world I can spell it t-e-m-p-l-e-o-g-o-u-e yes there you go so that means Noel Liam Peggy [ __ ] everybody knows what Temple log is go to the morgue tonight and have one on me you matter but what I'm saying is Paul single Hood yeah what about a story about it I think it's great is it yeah I mean if you if you can't decide on one decide on none do you enjoy the freedom of it you couldn't be clamped down and also there's the paranoia of dude that like me because my brothers what is the story no I've never give a [ __ ] about that because I know I'm great oh no no I'm saying you're not great well there you go but what I'm saying is that what there must be a bit of a thing that like well it's changed now society's changed you better go to the pub and you'd meet a girl yeah cost you [ __ ] nine grand and then you don't know who you're meeting when you're on those trips you're doing the photos you're doing the DJ and you're on the back of a Liam Gallagher tour are you still taking on Roadies no that day's past you got nephews you've got nieces you can't be a bourbon like that no and plus you folks because the boss is the boss the boss is leaving I'm here there I'm just diving off doing a few hours coming back making sure I make I've make that boss at 2AM because that bus is gone for nine hours unless I've got a hotel and then he's playing catch up the next day back in the 90s would you have been picking up the uh depends I mean Define a fan a fan is a fan but Oasis were so big that there was there was yeah but I wasn't really I was more asked about getting drunk you kind of hate a waste has been big um loved it the boys fair play you're in the bedroom but seriously this is ruining my [ __ ] life Kinda Yeah but this is ruining my [ __ ] life for myself I'd end today it was there was there was rules when there wasn't rules you can't do this you can't do without you why would you have rules based off what two others decided to do with their career that's my question how do you how do you rationalize that the reels wouldn't them it would come from other their agents they should have got two fingers of their hours well no then they try to get rid of you that was the the deal they try to get rid of everyone connected to that band it was very weird a very weird time but they're key years 20s and 30s to have some guy in a bedroom with an acoustic guitar and some complete charismatic Enigma singing it you're probably the guy who gave them a lot of the humor you all knew each other well they decided to do it and suddenly the controller your family is getting taken out of your hands the tabloids their haircuts their haircuts were more important Princess Diana and [ __ ] it was disgusting your mother's kids have been talked about every [ __ ] day what kind of Life what a waste of time no no no no no fun with the tabloids I'm afraid and I still hate them every one of them and I think I've told a few of them it's a long live concert why do they do what they do why do they do what they do because they've got because they've got no Talent no they've got bosses you've got an agenda but why why enter Tableau journalism back in the day back in that Heyday how did they not know this is wrong ethically of course I mean you know you know when they know when they tap your phones and everyone was going to phone hacking they hacked my phone but the last thing I was doing was gonna [ __ ] tell them they've hacked my phone because I know I know how they work they'll [ __ ] carry on hacking you so I just kept quiet yeah I mean they try to get they try to get access to my bank account to find out how much money I had in it I mean I've you know I mean so they can write a story about it so they can write a story based on how much you either get off them or how you're left out of the whole thing exactly and I just find it offensive so there's any Tableau I mean I know where they are the Tableau journals well I did say at the time it's a long life const and I know your name so that's not a threat did you ever check it out now do you ever check them out now no no but if I run into them on the street what would they be up for now are they still Tableau what does that level of Journalism get you long term [ __ ] those I think there was one of them that worked for the Tories didn't he Andy whatever you call him he ended up in jail didn't he they threw him under the bus yeah there's a certain level of bus that you will go under when you work for them people you're working for them and they're keeping you out you might be hacking phones and doing [ __ ] but they've got [ __ ] on you you're only there for a certain amount of time before you not need it anymore and you'll find yourself strangled by a cord off a tree just accidental death that kind of vibe careful what you wish for when you go there would have been times I presume where you wish there was another [ __ ] sibling if you're connected to a big band back then nobody schooled you for that nobody taught you that was coming nobody knew it was just you blind as the whole my dad hit me [ __ ] a bit over it well I mean it happens doesn't it I mean these are young men that have kids that don't really want to have kids who don't have no idea of the world itself but because of the Catholic Church oh you've got to be a certain age you've got to settle down and am I 18 oh you gotta settle down so they just they can't write that one until it is in a way that the Catholic Church passed on the Catholic Church passed on there because it wasn't Tommy Gallagher Tommy Galler had [ __ ] pressure on her shoulders and he didn't want to be this guy Society yeah you leave school at 15 16 by 18 you've got to be married 21 you've got to be five minutes who puts these rules in place you're still a child technically you've got little [ __ ] screamy [ __ ] going I won't stick and you're going I don't even mind yeah okay weird I I don't know I'm trying to make a joke out of it but the Catholic church has got a lot to answer for especially in Ireland but is there ever a stage of feeling sorry for no well for because he was the victim of that culture yeah and his kids went down to be [ __ ] yeah so what I mean he's like Stockholm syndrome I mean well you know shake hands with your kidnapper sorry mate it wasn't your fault but is is if you quit going obviously you wouldn't think there's any argument just give them 50 around the shot give me 50 Grand to shoot me up [ __ ] off me if am I getting expenses today it cost me one again if you died tomorrow well [ __ ] I'm very much alive because you have an iconic quote on our 100th episode oh really we did a montage of all the great guests who've been on oh oh I'm great Emma yeah according to mention listeners but there's a there's a moment in which I ask you would you fear death and you quite profoundly say and are still uttered in the the streets of from kimmage to rap mines people are still quoting you there's tattoos saying for what Boris in power I want it to come tomorrow it's [ __ ] brilliant you're Fearless did you not self-impose that no no it was a few years ago what I will say if you died tomorrow I don't care mate yeah we get that my neighbor you've done that no you're not you're not gonna you're not gonna you're not gonna get as profound as last time but what I will say is that they'd be getting the band back together and they'd be hugging each other and the perhaps will be outside they both be at it and suddenly the field will be over this doesn't exceed life or death this is not Cain and Abel and I'm not I'm not a blood sacker care about your nephews no they kind of finding the way in music are they good um I don't know Have you listened to any of their their tracks well I've not had anything to listen to that's that I deem worthy to play I mean we have a little bit of a ding dong are they gone from the Black Country New World kind of [ __ ] what are they going for I don't know I mean listen not everyone joined a band is gonna be banging they're very young and we'll see what we'll see where they go mate I'm interested but I'm not [ __ ] you know do you think that the capability to write culturally significant music I like those two Folkers who live in the room next year and by the way ruined your life who knows that closely I mean Define a rock star now I mean you got the guy from the Foo Fighters you broke his ankle got on stage play the game I like yeah but his new records difficult I don't know how we got rave reviews I went who the [ __ ] is this who's reviewing this I mean you love these first four records first four records are [ __ ] remarkable this is gonna it's gonna be like I think it's a Fleet Foxes moment their last record was a bit difficult but when I got into it I loved it and I think it's going to be like that it's not going to be instant they can't play in US did you go to the game didn't I no I'm not going to the Barbican you know it was on there it's not going down there is that is that's a posh con thing to do yeah I've done a photo shoot down there for a while ago and I remember them trying to Usher me out when I was I was just trying to dodge them why you always getting ushered out of the place because I think it might be you yeah it could be me I mean you're getting Australian more places I've ever [ __ ] heard I know but I mean that's you know the show is starting on theater one and I'm not going I only want the [ __ ] stairwell in this Gaff because it's red and the carpet's red and I've got this shot in mind and can you really [ __ ] off and go and Usher them [ __ ] drinking coffee over there into the place you've got a pretty heavy Instagram following on and you do pictures on do you get paid for them ew there's young women who are getting their artists out and betraying every single value and they get like 30 000 followers you've got whatever 60 you think do you get money for it for your Instagram yeah no they come up to me the other day I mean I posted somewhere on a pea milk and my mate's coffee thing and they went uh we think that's branded content oh it really missed the [ __ ] odd bot [ __ ] how about you giving me all the [ __ ] fans back that you shared about me for the last two years because I said something that you don't like yeah [ __ ] off Bots you're pretty active on Instagram well you have to because I have a poster show on the show onto there and then it connects it on so that's kind of yeah I ignore Twitter's full of [ __ ] idiots you say anything there someone has a hissy fit raspberry with you they come on they come at you like you like the Red Arrows you know them airplanes in the sky will they come at you from all angles the single hood is the answer going forward you've no intention of certain level to partner [ __ ] yeah unless I've been decapitated both mini both big legs have been shots I mean even even if you can get listen I've had smashed ankles before so I can get around it's kind of connected to a weekend away I was in uh where was I hmm it's kind of after that it's the aftermath of a weekend your ankles were fine your ankles were fine well not having it I'm not having it no no I've got I've got seven seven screws in uh three plates in one of them uh yeah but but no interest in long-term partner would wreck your head I mean company okay dog and go hey let me see do you not like the idea of someone challenging you someone going oh no no I'd hate that the [ __ ] you love the freedom yes yeah am I I can't can you imagine me sitting down with Eminem imminent reading a book with like no wireless headphones looking at [ __ ] Corey with the modern version hey what's meter it's not gonna [ __ ] work Richard's back and Maxine's in trouble I've not seen it for years since someone died call him you generally enjoy having your own Rhythm to go through exactly imagine do you think you're arrogant no who no I don't think you're arrogant though but I think there's a no one's changing your mind nobody's changing is that survival yeah I mean it's the only way you could survive well listen fell as growing up in an Irish Catholic Family you have a lot of people controlling what you do and even when you don't fit into the sphere of why are you not married and having kids yeah do you get that question from a Peggy no no she doesn't but she's never never done all that but there is I've Got Friends and I don't have a question of sexually apparently what I didn't request intersexuality no I'm would Liam ever go to you [ __ ] Eve I think the only time he did that when we got dressed up as women at Alan McGee's wedding in in the Caribbean you said you enjoyed it too much though yeah yeah well we I we had a disagreement in Los Angeles when I seen him the next time what happened I was like are you walking now I went listen [ __ ] we've got me and Chris will come up from three colors red decided to be Alan McGee's bridesmaids yes no because we went like Tony Curtis some like it oh we did not look like [ __ ] women to anyone apart from the judge on the island you're not gay no no I'm not would you deny it if you were though that's the question I think what for if I was gay I'd say you know what I mean you're right wing give a [ __ ] you wouldn't you wouldn't do you like George Michael uh he was all right you like Thomas hisselsburger who's he he played for Villa played for Germany he's come out you like Gary Thomas you wouldn't come out of here again it's just not the culture mine CUNY and working class Guitar Hero slash Catholicism background you'd no option if you were gay at the hood yeah but you you live in that's [ __ ] hard it's tough that's that's [ __ ] Souls isolation PG do you wish there were some chicks on the radio with nice coffees name go on son oh no no that's not me you get close and then you get you know he's one of them it's one of them one of them Blackpool Tremors have you had long relationships I've had a few of them six years I think is about that's the tip of the answer six years six years yeah it's like the the breaker heart no it's like the black the Blackpool tram moment in curry when Rita was there so you haven't watched him just basically like just like [ __ ] off under the tram seal I mean you're a six-year relationship a few of them yeah but would have been a few of them what was the longest six it's always a six year cut off point if you get to six years a long time yeah but that's that's when I was young and stupid now I'm old and cynical there's definitely getting ridiculous you've been getting six weeks over the last six years you wouldn't even dare go on something like Tinder no no what for hi people who go on them things go because they've got no people skills and that's why they go on them because it's easy I think you've Amen to people I'd just rather go with a pub yeah I think if a men's Charming dog everyone you know if you've got dogs what you want to have sex well okay don't go to it back okay dogs get your dates this isn't two and a half man Paul this is reality dogs get you down it's true there's something there where's the women I know loads of ugly people with dogs met this bird the other day in apart it's like seem like me poodle it's like what the [ __ ] but the deer now a dog is two grand now it used to be [ __ ] Nish I like your style but I believe you're an impossible guy it's impossible to be figured out no no no not to be figured out once you know your way and no one's getting nearer no one's touching those emotions and how could they how could they even put in the back foot yeah man's been keeping the options open for years yeah you get yeah you got you got clothes you know what in a way in a way there's a weakness but in a [ __ ] way there's a strength what what's the weakness the weakness is when do you open up what for because everyone needs to have a talk everyone needs to have a talk I talk no no we're the monster no no it felt um it was a kid who died from Sligo the other day yeah I was [ __ ] sad and I don't know the ins and outs you can kind of guess it's kind of a mental health suicide but all I know is that he could play football yeah he could be rare yeah that's sad it went 18 or something [ __ ] stupid although I've seen people after was gone if you're in trouble you should talk so you can see out where where it kind of is but that is [ __ ] sad how can you not talk at 18 I mean and I've I've had friends in Ireland what's the lowest you've been not going to the net worth all that bollocks there must have been a time when we drove the Memoir 96 the Memoir you wrote you wrote that Tunisia I'm writing this because I need to survive myself yeah well that was that money was that money that was more Matt was more been persuaded to write I wasn't really asked about it no that was part of uh yeah maybe if I had my time again I wouldn't have written it did Nolan Liam want you to do that no they wanted to kill me okay there was there was no brotherly loved that was like [ __ ] off you and you went The Late Late what was gay Byrne like sitting up sir he was a [ __ ] was he yeah yeah you're gonna upset a lot of Irish listeners when you go inside Jay Burn was a [ __ ] Paul Gallery April 20 22. no no no no no because you go in them places and they ask you beforehand is there any questions you're not comfortable with say it now and we had my father's family for me so you know you'd there'd be certain things you wouldn't want and you'd say I don't want to talk about Dash and they'd all want to talk about it yeah the Green Craft code in Ireland it [ __ ] Stitch you up and I've seen I've seen the clip doing the rounds recently I never look at anything I've been on or back that was the day I met Jerry Adams he was there and Martin McGinnis in the dream room oh and Christy Moore were the strapped up no but including Christy Moore were they strapped oh no no this is surreal so you're coming in a taxi you're coming into our tea studios in ballsbridge I didn't notice these fellas in the trees and they're [ __ ] troops obviously the Irish the Irish Army are in the trees not really though yeah yeah so you're looking around Bonnie Bros that kind of Area road yeah so you're looking up going what the [ __ ] going on there's conspic arms and camouflage in the trees they're in the trees but they're in the trees and I'm thinking are you seeing those things no no we're dipping into the drugs no nobody tells you Christy Moore Brian Adams and Martin McGinnis are in the studio no Jerry Adams huge difference he comes out with his hand is the hand and he goes good luck with your book and I'm going good luck with yours oh were you promoting the bulk at this time yes that's what it [ __ ] was about then you got Martin again with his steal eyes looking through you as if to say McGinnis was a genuine politics it's [ __ ] look it like he kind of pierced your soul you know not because if you didn't say good luck with your book Jerry back in the [ __ ] perfect time you could see him just going I'm going to kill you what are you making my guitar to the milk snatcher she stole our milk in 1972 didn't she we were getting a little bottle of milk tiny little thing in our primary do you think she was a good politician no I don't think she was a good politician I think she was a Tony [ __ ] it's all the world off would you ever vote Tori never I don't vote any of them labor oratory ah voting is a waste of time says yeah well listen if voting matter it'd be illegal doesn't matter who you vote for they're all the same what were you thinking when them they went up and they endorsed Tony Blair the Brits well see McGee Al McGee was um he's a labor supporter as well yeah yeah and he gives are you still in touch with me yeah he's a friend of the show I wouldn't give them anything why are you giving the establishment money why are you giving them air time I don't I mean I'm not I got no buzz off it I was on that lying bastards one two three four five six so how many [ __ ] years have you got you can't trust politicians I mean right for instance let's go let's do this the moral way everybody knows a footballer true yeah everybody knows a pop star everybody knows [ __ ] I don't know someone who works in Tesco nobody knows a politician they don't sit with you you don't see them in the local you never yeah uh Henry can I talk to you about that parking issue you don't [ __ ] see them they're like ghosts there's a gang of consonant um he's probably uh well he's dealing with constantly what do you think it was a man strong right oh I wouldn't be I mean Ryan's bears in the woods can you see he's evil no I think he's protecting his country what are the people that turn around and say he's a [ __ ] animal yeah he's Savage he's barbaric cool I just said he's a power freak oh cool I say look at Syria Afghanistan Libya Iraq they're all connected America the American Military seven trillion they've stolen off the American people to buy arms to rule the world how about ruling your own [ __ ] country I'd like Russia just for the crack now don't be [ __ ] quote me on this yeah go into the other end of Russia and firing a few Rockets into Alaska just just for the crack yeah say how do you like that then [ __ ] you know what I mean so the Yanks are the source of all evil capitalism was the problem Paul yeah they've been at War since 1776. if you asked Noel to go for a point and said Liam isn't coming he's not coming do you want to go for a point the King's Arms would he show up no say I want to talk to you he's just got off prostate cancer no I've prostate cancer no he wouldn't go if he'd prostate no strange family but a family that Infamous all of our Lives I know but still [ __ ] strange on the ground we'll get there I speak for the listeners I don't want to make them think like we didn't leave it all out there I just want to ask you one more time is it over that's it over I've just finished my dinner come on is it done no you're the mediator you're the only guy who's a sibling to both we're all just fans you can do something nothing's happening nothing's happening I can't do anything nothing happening Liam's [ __ ] flying yeah no one's saying no one's not flying can you not say to Lane would you give him a text no we've done this before you've given one Taxi's blank that we've done it before there's been a text that's been blank yes we've done it before so there's been messages left and been ignored all right Paul Gallagher an absolute pleasure to have you on again again I didn't even slag I didn't even you're editing about where are you in the league the seventh I I predicted you'll finish eighth yeah well hopefully because I don't want to be in the conference League next season Paul Gallagher listeners hope you enjoyed them thank you for coming on to sort that [ __ ] Feud out do what you can I'm sick of it listen there's nothing wrong with my food no you're [ __ ] Feud no Feud no feudals you can do more than what you're doing what do you mean I could do more listen it's done stubbornness it's immaturity guys they've recorded all the songs they've done all that it's done you've got your music get [ __ ] on with it and buy a t-shirt on the way out see you again cheers [Music] no need to go just take your clothes [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign