I know what I watch him this is literally guaranteed yeah I spell it wrong and what you know what I mean you know you s a flare up yep thanks Lauren won't be a minute is that a fish yes Lauren it's a fish give me a minute look s next to Johnny takes up two seats I've got feelings too you know feisty one you are why are you talking like that it was yod from Star Wars it's the same impression I was doing on the couch for about an hour oh was that what that was oh good I thought you might you know have a problem or Aspergers maybe wrong again have you ever been tested for anything good one he rubbed my legs well that's what you get for leading on pedos you oh I'll just off actually oh no don't leave my kite oh no it's not that it's just I've got to go see a man about a dog then a woman about I do know what that means [Applause] right hi Carly oh you put a sock on is it a bit drafty get it out NE I better kill it it's the kindest thing to do it won't survive back in the sea now much more dignified end for him you just punched a fish to death now we can take get back and E it it says here I'm going to work at a garage yes why are the people who don't stream on Twitch all all of a sudden start saying like it's R what's your point Mackenzie I wrote to the local paper sir to Shadow a journalist there maybe even write a few pieces myself go on Don how you doing M you're G Don you on Snapchat I'm not really happy about it to be honest mate okay it says here that southernland is expected at the newspaper case closed well then there's clearly been some sort of mixup I don't mean to be rude but look at him no offense n taken what did you put down as your first choice otherland airplane driver and that is someone who drives planes you mean a pilot do I you did what's your second choice work in with cars mess me now have you ever wanted to work at a newspaper no sir have you ever read a newspaper not really okay does seem there's been some sort of mistake here somewhere well that's okay mistakes should I go to the paper tomorrow no no you go to the garage it's all booked s you just need to go outside take your beating from a child like a man and then we can all leave I just wonder what he sent to them anything Kevin come on we both know well he must have said something he had to walk back through the town center soing wet and barely clothed Mr Gilbert I'd H you'd take this more seriously he wrote to the paper especially to get work experience and instead I'm picking frogs forn out of his underpants would you excuse me just just for a second [Laughter] [Music] what if Carly finds out about me in that girl oh no maybe she still won't go out with you right looks like it's time for Plan B oh right there's a plan B is there it's just plan a was so brilliantly devised I wouldn't have thought we need a plan B what is it climb over her fence it's a bit higher than I imagined dear Jay I've just baked you a finger pie why don't you come SP C and taste it oh mate that's so awny where do you think it's from your dad y funny let me this Jay you massive stud please please spaff on my from your Valentine's yes and on my face did you just drop us off here so oh don't you want to live to school yeah this is close enough don't be sing getting out of this no thanks mate every girl had a j yeah that was me but my my Valentine cards were legit actually I might get out too fine see you at school but why don't we at least attempt to have a sophisticated conversation I know it's a toall order and I'm not expecting sparkling but let's give it a go eh as it is my birthday Donny what are you on about how much Lego can you stuff up your bum sake now just like when you was younger how much could you get up there you are Grim mate why were you sticking Lego up your bum not a lot just like a rectangular one and a long one couple of singles maybe when do you ever go to London all the time I went last weekend where was that the to of London the Tower of London what did you do after you cut a head off we're going up to London on Saturday clubbing do you want to come which club are you going to we're going to one of the big ones one of of the big cool ones right in the middle of London all right which one um the land sound we usually go to the atoria and that's exactly where we're going no trainers new business if that's no trainers can I borrow your shoes this a blow job what I'll give you a no got it no no I just want your shoes get to the back of the cill you four I sorry do you mind if I stand my back to you I just don't want them to think they me no that's fine actually I'm glad we've got this opportunity to chat as there's a couple things I want shut up sure the Headmaster in his infinite wisdom has decided it would be a good idea for the six forers to participate in the Duke of Edinburgh Awards scheme there's a couple things I want shut up sure the Headmaster in his infinite wisdom has decided it would be a good idea for the sixth former to participate in the Duke of Edinburgh Awards scheme so I'd like you to coordinate it me really the Duke of Ed for representative for the entire year yes I am honored sir thanks very much why me you're a virgin aren't you Mackenzie sorry a virgin you haven't had full sexual intercourse um no I haven't well there's your answer now get out maybe we should arrange a weekly meeting just to check on my progress you can if you like but I won't be there or maybe I could compose a regular memo with how it's all going okay why don't you drop that in my pigeon hole great where's that then sir any Ben any rubbish bin you see in or indeed out of the school just pop all your thoughts in a rubbish bin and they'll get to me you sp your pants in the common room during the day when there were people around yes and then your pews fell out yes I think this is way out of my you are banned from going inside why because you do something like steal my mom's knickers to sniff and then with with yes with and then you'll take great pleasure in telling me how you wrapped my mother's knickers around your and use the friction generated whilst thinking about a to make you come hello will oh hello Mr coer you go to an old people's home and off doesn't that seem weird to you sometimes I even slip a finger up my ass while I'm doing it who's that oh God no I'm so sorry don't worry love I've Seen It All Before I thought it was empty your mom's settling in okay I think this is Jay he's helping out as part of the Duke of enra scheme how nice thanks for looking after Mom how's your revision going yeah not bad pretty good got an excellent schedule sorted calac coded and balancing my time well got some drinks here to help Pro Plus that sort of thing right and nothing's going in nothing I mean look at this I'm must have read about the accountability of legislatures to Citizens 50 times and I still don't know what it means I'm starting to doubt if legislatures is even a word it that Mackenzie sir I need to go to the toilet again yes well you can't sorry that could be the fourth time in an hour you'll have to wait I'm pretty sure you can't do that sir if I have reason to believe you're cheating I can and I do so I have now get with you paper oh God no sir Phil Phil Phil oh no Phil oh Jesus I thought it was a fart sir oh class I thought it was safe I just don't think it's right we see each other anymore I think you're a bit too sensitive for me no I'm not I'm really not I promise you but you are for me and you're a bit needy and it scared me cuz I'm not ready for that kind of thing just you know tell me what you want me to be and I'll be exactly that I'll be exactly that just just please don't split up with me where's your bit then I thought you'd be out here up to your nuts and guts no I had to uh had to give her the boot did you I thought you were already into her nah she was like fr and she wouldn't have this freesome even though I organized it with a top leer model and was too big for her come on let's go this place is cursed oh my God it's haunted no Neil well it might be like one of those ghost stories you know like Harry Potter or the Bible oh my God M where is Neil's dad can somebody call me an ambulance because I'm in trouble time is moving really really slowly and everything is flat I need you to call me an ambulance or failing that my mommy yeah I really want my mommy because and I'm not being dramatic but I think I might be dead we after an putting you in charge of the money for Tomorrow's Fashion Show the last time they had a collection for charity nearly half the money went missing and then the organizer started turning up in new trainers well sir well I'm really pleased that you think I'm trustworthy enough to oh it's not that I just know that if anything did happen I could break you right well the thing is I object to the Fashion Show on a moral level I'm sorry it's not about raising money it's a popularity parade it's just the self-elected Attractive people using charity as an excuse to show off well this is the first happens month you do yes great so you understand why I'd rather not compromise my principles yes I do totally unfortunately for you it's not the first world war you can't conscientiously object so you either collect the money or it's detention starting now and continuing indefinitely oh you would if you could though what off that's not what I meant yeah I bet you've tried it we all have I managed to thank you very much Zach take two month brother nothing right a weeks after school detention for both of you oh what two weeks a come on Sir three weeks but sir four weeks detention starting tonight see you later I tried it no tried it the enemy I hate it it's always wrong it's basically still doesn't stop me buying it every week right every week yep so you buy every week yeah not every week though yes every week so every week uh but he got so nervous he drunk a bottle of VRA and passed out in the staff toilets please will we take his place me um he won't do it he thinks it's exclusive vanity right no he's talking painkillers of course I'll do it great what you hypocrite okay right you clamp it CL itum it and give him a ticket yeah he's fine he gets grumpy when he's tired wait a minute is that my phone table on the fire my picnic basket I thought you said look for stuff to burn what burn words not my stuff do a dare won boring so what if I eat this bonsai tree I automatically become fun and interesting do I yes fine well I'll eat it then and we'll see go on then I will what are you doing fire's going down stop burning my things guys I'm going to bed so can you try and keep it down yeah what are you doing question two fingers I'm sorry I was trying to saiz their bravado if you think about it private at a bonsai tree as I'm sure you're aware there's been a Spate of vandalism recently culminating in someone adapting by the main road that it now reads we come Village oh you think that's funny do you Mackenzie well a bit doesn't make sense we come Village what kind of morons would do that I think you know exactly who did it what I don't know sir honestly I don't oh come on McKenzie you're the sort of busy body that knows everything that's going on you can't resist getting that beak of yours into other people's business beak yes your beaky knows if you don't tell me who did it in my role as your ucast referee I will your application up now sir come out here you coward I think we should all take a breath try and calm down you're telling me to calm down calm down H smash the your garden and see how you like it okay I've got a really bad hangover in the moral is that what you're doing okay as I say I'm going to close these now you think that's going to stop me I'm closing them now you think I give a about to close get a bunch of bandles and a but I want to deal with you myself I will deal with you he's gone who wants a model that looks like a spotty baby with the Statue of Liberty Statue of Liberty he hair oh yeah and you and him can have my room she looks like um is it Sharon out of East Enders same hairstyle thanks sis I'm not M the idea of you having sex at all L as well know you doing it sowh comfortable oh absolutely only in heaven okay I meant in my bed oh surely that's it surely that's a good one H I suppose I just always thought that we might you know we might we have to go I've got to go I'm sorry I'll see you soon time what we might what say it come on M love was it m love oh I'm going to have to go got a Miss call from Ral luren didn't ring did it I think I'm going to be a dad noil you have to go for that to happen I know I did it with this bird from Asda and now she's pregnant what did it feel like all right all right anything else no one's expecting d but did you think anything other than this is all right my legs ACH okay I think I get the picture souland cool look isn't this exactly the think about page you know the one with the photos but it takes a week to find out the advice okay and this encounter did it take place on the school premises or with a fellow pupil no good well what I think you should do is turn around get out of my office and we'll pretend this conversation never happened all right cheers for that I had one bent over the table here there was one up here I I was just to one on the floor I'll tell my dad that Benji did a in the house did he well no but if I say he did we'll have to keep him outside then I can freely without him judging me your dad the dog right sorted now you owe me, 1500 quid take my car I'm right oh yeah the way I look at it it's inable that the car's going to go in the lake I suppose it's nature you can't fight nature