A Late Night Visit | Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise, Renee Zellweger)

hi I'm Jerry McGuire hello you're just the way I pictured you I'm her disapproving sister Laurel honesty thank you thank you Dorothy Dorothy your boss is here hello hey you hi hi God thanks for inviting me over sure where's uh where's the little guy he's sleeping oh yeah sleeping I'm so glad you're home you know I just that uh loone thing it's not my specialty oh my god oh yeah oh my God uh well I broke up with Avery you just uh that gosh you know that's too bad no it's it's better because we're still going to be friends and you know it's better now than later sure sure you know I mean I'm I'm dying here aren't I yeah it's a really bad cut yeah well just think if I got her the ring she really wanted [Laughter] yeah why don't you have a seat I'll uh I'll get some aloe vera for that cut do you have something to drink sure I heard no kidding I looked over and saw the shadow of two curious shoes in the doorway of the kitchen Dorothy this guy would go home with a gardening tool right now if it showed interest don't use those use the Frosted glasses thank you you're welcome I warmed up some of that chicken with salsa oh that's the girl I love I'm not going to say anything I'm just going to say this you have always been very responsible with Ry and I think it's right for him to wake up and hear some strange man's voice in the house wow some drunken oh is opposed to 10 angry women Lean Forward okay I've got it oh still edible change your shirt everything's fine hi Jerry hi Ray AR uh you supposed to be in bed yeah yeah I won't tell the human head weighs eight pound Jerry Maguire I think it's this one you should be dreaming about me baby I should be on your mind constantly my agent should be thinking Rod Tidwell that's when the big dollars are going to flow that's when we truly will materialize the Quan who is it who is this you were speaking to the rod tid I need to speak with my agent I need to be my agent my agent and I should be one are you a football player am I a football player I'm a school teacher about to W your ass put Jerry Maguire on the phone I'm not saying anything else just one more thing you don't have the luxury of falling for some Drowning man be practical practical all right which top high turtleneck sensible or low v-neck sexy turtleneck turtleneck come on don't tell me to be practical do you know what other women my age are doing right now they're out partying in clubs and they trying to to get a man trying to keep a man not me Laurel I'm trying to raise a man this one I've got a 24-hour a day reminder of Roger for the rest of my life I've had three lovers in four years not bad and all of them ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath look at me Laurel I'm the oldest 26-year-old in the world now how do I look good yeah thanks 72% of new buyers are africanamerican I am africanamerican make the connection you talk too much no no no talking is only a primitive form of communication it's fun talking to you bye R Jerry I'll make a sandwich good idea you have sandwich I just want to say one thing you do listen to me well I love you may yeah as it's a matter of religion my daddy worked for United Way for 38 years you know what he said when he retired he said I wish they' given me a more comfortable chair wait years he said and then my dad died my mom took me to the zoo and I love you no wait wait cuz I I want to tell you more about my dad when no let's go to the zoo okay okay I'm hogging you're right but I don't know it's just my whole life I've been trying to talk I mean really talk but no one wants to listen to me you know that feeling they just look at you they just let's go right now let's go to the zoo R the zoo you know zoo is closed right you said yeah I did I uh is that I won't tell well then I'm going to have to take you so I got to go to bed my mom's coming I got to go to bed San Diego I hear my mom I got to go to bed hey thanks for listening sure okay drinks food and I called you cat good idea oh and we should keep our voices down have a little boy sleep right our company yeah okay okay look uh little uh little speech before I go do not worry about your future you and your son we are just fine still have a job but let me tell you something about Jerry Maguire okay you come after me and you will lose you know because I am a survivor I'm a Survivor Dorothy Boyd you are with the lord of the living room the the king of the kingdom and I am drunk we meet again here truth sure I care about the job of course but mostly I just want to be inspired me too what you wrote inspired me I don't know no hey I'm working with you because of that memo I love that memo mission [Music] statement well sorry about the hand and H you know that feeling uh you're not completely embarrassed yet but you Glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment don't worry about it boss oh you said boss yeah I did no I feel like Clarence Thomas oh no no don't feel like Clarence Thomas no no no I do I feel like Clarence Thomas I'm like harassing you right now I may not too [Music]