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Telemundo. Part of it that they did the telenovela. Oh my God. In Spanish Jesus Christ. I was giggling. My little ass off. I did have 30 milligrams of gummies before the movie though. Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Oh, classic Tony just lock up and drop Lock up and drop. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I wanted, I wanted to ask if I could buy the The. they had a sand worm popcorn bucket. >> Michael Haase: Oh God. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: That was. $30, and I was like, I really want the bucket but not the popcorn I wanted to ask. If I could buy just the bucket, the bucket cuz God damn it was awesome. But yeah, I okay say in terms of sequels that came so far after the original, I can only think of clerks too as one that's even on the level. >> Michael Haase: Oh yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: And that I'd say it's a bump. The level slightly. >> Michael Haase: Oh, I would say I would say it's >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: significant significantly above the level but I'm not. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: It might be. one of my favorite sequels of all time. >> Michael Haase: But I'm not the The credit. I'll give to clerks too, though. is Talk about a sequel that was like different than the first one though. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Right. >> Michael Haase: Like, where was reimagined? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: As opposed to like this was right. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: in line with the original >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: got it. They did a great job. >> Michael Haase: oh, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: They they I should say Tim Burton. Tim Burton always does a great job. >> Michael Haase: Oh, Tim Burton's a god. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: The genius. >> Michael Haase: and found my >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: How do? we, How does his name not come up as one of the greatest? directors of our generation? Like people talk about, Or even of the previous generation. Um, >> Michael Haase: but I think, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I mean. He's won. an Oscar right for >> Michael Haase: Yeah. Okay, Google it. I'm trying to think of what movie >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: you would have won them. I bet. He I wonder if you won an Oscar for my favorite Christmas movie. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Oh, nightmare before. >> Michael Haase: Yeah, I wonder if that one for like best. wouldn't be animation but like >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: And it should have been, he got best animated feature for their twice in 2006 and 2013. So that would indicate to me that. Yes it did, right? >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: No, that was >> Michael Haase: oh, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: It was for Frank and Weenie and Corpse Bride. >> Michael Haase: Corpse bride was good. Frank. was actually >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: He was nominated. I remember he was nominated for Best director for Sweeney Todd, which is terrific. And really underrated. But yeah, no wins for best director. that's insane. He got a nominee for Beetlejuice. He got a nominee for Batman returns. The first Batman movie, I saw in >> Michael Haase: Hey man. Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: theaters, that's a great. Christmas movie. >> Michael Haase: oh God, you want to talk about a sequel? Probably better than the first? And I'm not gonna say it's better than the first Batman. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: No. It, it's a lot better. >> Michael Haase: but it was f****** on the same level. Oh God. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: give it credit for >> Michael Haase: it's one of my favorite f****** movies. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Severely underrated, Michelle. Pfeiffer's performance. And as the Catwoman will never be surpassed by any female villain in the history of anything. She was perfect. >> Michael Haase: Oh God. those scenes, those scenes in the sewer with But the f*** is that actor's name, who's great Christopher walking. are you? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Christian walking. >> Michael Haase: Christopher Walken. I believe. Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Right. I am slurring my speech because I have covid and I am having my first beer and I just smoked weed. >> Michael Haase: No, would she God? That's one of my favorite scenes. when she's getting shots are getting >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: shot and she's just like eight lives Seven. mine like this. God >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Just oh dark as hell. >> Michael Haase: Owen, Danny did >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: My favorite. My favorite set design in a movie. Still to this day, is the Christmas of Gotham City in that movie. >> Michael Haase: Mmm. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: The Snow, the way that it just looks when the f****** Batmobile drives over it. All of it, the costumes. the costumes, Jesus. What a f****** and I I can't believe Michael Keaton had to be talked into doing that by giving him more and more millions to buy cocaine. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Happy. >> Michael Haase: No, that was. and I just that's the thing. I love about Tim Burton's f****** films. is they are so f****** dark though. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: They stay dark there. They never even let the light in. >> Michael Haase: Oh God. Just >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Here we go. Gamecocks for some reason. I am very invested in this LSU South Carolina game probably because Don's Staley's on the sideline. Yeah. they're killing LSU. >> Michael Haase: I'm not even, I'm not even into sports today, until this afternoon. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Through the twins. Gotta start winning some games. >> Michael Haase: Yeah, we'll talk about it. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Here they are. What if that the big three is? Okay, yeah, we'll talk about it. Um, So you enjoyed Beetlejuice a lot, then. >> Michael Haase: I f****** >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Did you see that? at a nice theater? >> Michael Haase: Yeah, there's a the theater. I go to here. >> Tyler Culver: Cowboys. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: oh, >> Michael Haase: It's a dine-in one and I got >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Hi. >> Michael Haase: Because I got f****** hammer drinking. margaritas at this Mexican restaurant in this in the mall here. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We got one next door to our theater. too. Yeah. >> Michael Haase: And so, like, I'm we're leaving with the group and I see the movie theater and I'm like, I am my visions blurred. I'm like, I don't think I should probably driving home yet. like I'm like, let's see when Beetlejuice plays. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Oh yeah. >> Tyler Culver: Nice. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: cuz I thought you were gonna see. >> Michael Haase: I was planning on it, but then this b******* ruined my whole >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: but, you know, >> Tyler Culver: Look at that. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: you're this b*******. This b******* we call Minnesota foul play-by-play. We are live on YouTube at Minnesota, or at foul play-by-play. That's right. We got rid of the Minnesota. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: It's been a while. It's nice to see you. >> Tyler Culver: You too. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Always nice. >> Tyler Culver: Nice, my white cup. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: that football. Season is upon us. >> Tyler Culver: disturbed. Look at that gizmos. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: yeah, everyone's maybe I got this from a pro wrestler. It says limit. >> Tyler Culver: I can't see yours coming. Nice. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I told him he was really great and he was, he took a lot of good shots. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: He was the second best. >> Michael Haase: You want to? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: wrestler at that show. that my colleague was wrestling in. >> Tyler Culver: I feel like I have. >> Michael Haase: We were talking. >> Tyler Culver: limits. I don't know. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Tyler. We were talking about. best Christmas movies and I would definitely throw >> Tyler Culver: oh, >> Michael Haase: this as maybe the premiere Christmas >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: That's one. >> Michael Haase: movie. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I don't. >> Tyler Culver: Right. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: even think of as a Christmas movie I recommended >> Tyler Culver: Oh well. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Batman returns. That would be my number one, go. to >> Tyler Culver: And then everyone says die hard too. So >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. Die hard. Die. Hard to Scrooge. Scrooge. >> Tyler Culver: Scrooge. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: just terrific, in terms of like an >> Tyler Culver: I Jim Jim Carrey's, Grinch has got to be my favorite though. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Oh yeah. >> Tyler Culver: Every year every year, I love it. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: It's pretty good. >> Tyler Culver: I love it so much. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: It's pretty >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. I love it. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: It has that. >> Tyler Culver: Mmm. Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Shrek humor to it, the dirty. dirty kids humor like that stuff. >> Tyler Culver: When he was in his prime. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: costume was incredible too. >> Michael Haase: I don't know. Jim Carrey. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I think. >> Michael Haase: I'm more of a dink, kind of guy. >> Tyler Culver: Not Mike. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: that man's always in his prime. How did you just say? >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Dane Cook's name in the same? sentences? Jim Carrey. Oh boy. >> Tyler Culver: Oh God, yep. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: And >> Tyler Culver: we had that is >> Michael Haase: f******. >> Tyler Culver: a take. That is a take it. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: that's, >> Michael Haase: f****** cook. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: a help take that we're guys. Remember. waiting. >> Tyler Culver: Mm-hmm. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: That's a pretty good movie. >> Tyler Culver: That's a great movie. >> Michael Haase: Actually, that was a good Dane. cook. Really? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: He was okay. in that. Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: That wasn't Dane Cook. >> Michael Haase: But the only one he was. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Great. >> Tyler Culver: That was Ryan Reynolds. What? do you? Wait. Oh, he was a cook. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: oh, you're right that was >> Tyler Culver: He was a cook. Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Here's a cook. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Dane Cook. >> Tyler Culver: Then Cook was the code. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: wasn't cook. Yeah. that's right. >> Tyler Culver: With the Italian spice. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: But Ryan Reynolds was the lead. God, he was so young. Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: I think that was him. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I'm gonna disgusting movie, though. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. hundred percent. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: It's got a lot of. cock balls that movie. >> Tyler Culver: The fur balls. >> Michael Haase: Was a lot of cock. >> Tyler Culver: in her furball was one of the grossest things. >> Michael Haase: but, >> Tyler Culver: I've ever seen in my life at that point. A big old. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: oh, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. Oh thanks for putting that image in our lives. >> Michael Haase: God, no. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Tyler >> Michael Haase: That was >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I forgot about that scene until today. >> Michael Haase: the best thing about that movie is when it came out because I'd been, right around the time like college and s***. So every party you'd see somebody's f****** ball. Sack on a table somewhere, just >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Oh God. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: randomly just >> Tyler Culver: Have ruined a lot. >> Michael Haase: f****** what the bubble gum. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Dude, did you guys see the Speaking of like great sequels that you guys see the new alien. >> Tyler Culver: No. >> Michael Haase: Not yet. I really want to. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: oh, >> Michael Haase: I really want to >> Tyler Culver: Is it good? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: my God, it's Terr. Like it's my favorite alien movie. >> Tyler Culver: Wow. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I've rewatched. All of them and I think it's better than all of them. >> Tyler Culver: Wow. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Up, it's incredible. I was shocked. It might. I mean aliens is still great. The second one um still holds up and I think it's another one of those sequels that might be better than the one even. >> Michael Haase: That's a hot. >> Tyler Culver: Okay. >> Michael Haase: take. I like the original alien. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I, mean, you're gonna really like this one. It is terrific. >> Tyler Culver: Jesus Christ. >> Michael Haase: I mean. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Tyler, did you catch Covid over the Internet? >> Tyler Culver: Okay. f*** you. dare you give this to me? >> Michael Haase: Oh God. it, we should be wearing masks. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Mmm. do have a Ilan Omar mask, somewhere around here. >> Tyler Culver: Grace. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: we can make a political statement >> Tyler Culver: f******. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: during this show. >> Michael Haase: oh, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Allergy. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah, for real, is it >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Hey, where are you at? work? Where are you doing a show? >> Tyler Culver: Over. and Beulah. We had to be showing Beulah last night, which is like >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Nice. Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: Our North at Dickinson. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I got family there. >> Michael Haase: No, just beautiful. >> Tyler Culver: Oh yeah. >> Michael Haase: country up there. Beautiful country. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. Beautiful farm country up there. an oil country. I think, >> Tyler Culver: Just a bunch of drunks. I love it. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: that was what the wrestling show in Chicago was like, just a bunch of drugs best crowd. I've ever been a part, of >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: course, I got. >> Tyler Culver: Everything's way more fun when people >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I, >> Tyler Culver: are drunk. It's most times >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: could I couldn't tell you whether or not I caught Covid from the person sitting to the left of me or the person's head to the right me because both call it cop all over me. all night. >> Tyler Culver: Oh my God. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: And it was just like, Oh God, I stopped drinking my beer, I was so f****** ner. >> Tyler Culver: Best crowd over. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: catching it, then I caught it anyway. But just a slight fever today. >> Tyler Culver: Cheese. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I think it's the last day of a fever, I hope. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Well. >> Michael Haase: Yeah, Culver's a myth. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. Yep. >> Michael Haase: Donald Trump 2024. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I might be moving to Chicago, guys. >> Michael Haase: I'd be awesome. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: How would? >> Tyler Culver: Okay. >> Michael Haase: That'd be awesome. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: you all? Yeah. >> Michael Haase: I'd love to have a place to stay in Chicago. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Okay. Well, or look. we're looking at houses in Oak Park. So, >> Michael Haase: Was that serious? You're f****** Dan a day. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Our Anna and Dave are serious about that. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We all want to move. >> Michael Haase: Oh God. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: to Chicago? Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: Wow. >> Michael Haase: I wonder wonder if they have lawyers there. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: They're looking at, they're looking at moving in the spring. >> Tyler Culver: Wow. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: You wonder if they need. lawyers there. >> Michael Haase: That's that. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: With that. I think we should start the show. We do have a quorum Even though it's a little early. >> Tyler Culver: Who's Brad, not coming? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I'm hoping Brad shows up around one, but we can start with twins talk. >> Tyler Culver: Sure. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: He doesn't really like talking baseball anyway. >> Michael Haase: He's going, he is going to a twins game tonight. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: It brings game tonight. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: though? Yeah. >> Michael Haase: So he probably is excited today. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We? >> Michael Haase: The one day of the year >> Tyler Culver: The one day you >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: will lead enough. We'll lead it off with the with the catcher. who, you know, b******* Durham. >> Tyler Culver: Let me get this s*** out of my face. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: and then, hopefully, gets here right around one. >> Tyler Culver: oh, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Somebody can text him and say, we're starting early. >> Michael Haase: I would doubt he's gonna hop on. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I guess we, I mean we all did. >> Michael Haase: He's on the road. >> Tyler Culver: how's my? How's my? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Okay. >> Tyler Culver: How's my audio? Should I just go to phone audio or should I use these pods? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: You sound, okay? Try talking over me. Blah, blah. Gaddy-da. >> Tyler Culver: Without our >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Seems to work fine. For each other. that's all that matters. >> Tyler Culver: I mean, the phone audio is pretty >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: All right. >> Tyler Culver: good too, but we're good. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Sounds good. Hello. and welcome to this thing. We call Minnesota foul play-by-play. I'm your host Anthony Variano and today I'm joined by our attorney on routine. >> Tyler Culver: The Teener. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Retainer Michael J. >> Michael Haase: Yeah, let's go. Mike. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Haase Routineer >> Michael Haase: let's go. Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: It costs a teener to retain him and Our favorite guest co-host and musician. Tyler J. Culver. >> Tyler Culver: Everybody. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Thank you for being here. gentleman. It's always great to see your smiling faces. Tyler. How's your body? You sound terrible, man. You looks like you got a call. I think you got covid over the Internet from me. >> Tyler Culver: I think you gave me your your vid >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Ah, I didn't. >> Tyler Culver: vid came straight through. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: know we could do that. I think we need to do some research. >> Tyler Culver: I licked the phone and you gave me covid. >> Michael Haase: You got it, Culver. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: You got to do better like vocal warm-ups before you go on to a show you know? You're just destroying your vocal chords. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: A team retainer. >> Michael Haase: Well, no. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: and retainer a teener on retainer. >> Michael Haase: it would just it would just be a retainer, okay? >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: I charger routineer >> Tyler Culver: Give me a retainer up. I'll represent you >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I'll repres. Alright, boys. boys. Well, speaking of representation. of somebody's probably that doesn't matter about his representation. He's probably never gonna play baseball again. >> Michael Haase: No. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: His name's Der. Bender. >> Tyler Culver: Idiot. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: He was a six round. Pick of the Minnesota Twins. He was a catching prospect, I believe. What? what league was he in anybody got that info in from? >> Tyler Culver: No. Single. >> Michael Haase: single A >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Low. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: A >> Michael Haase: Playing for the Fort. Myers. Mighty muscles. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Okay. >> Tyler Culver: Cool. >> Michael Haase: Probably the best jerseys in her organization. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: They are cool. >> Tyler Culver: I'm gonna. >> Michael Haase: My f****** love them. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: It's >> Michael Haase: Rick. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: muscles M u S S E L s. >> Tyler Culver: we're all getting one of his jerseys too. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: benders. >> Tyler Culver: With his name. >> Michael Haase: I really >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: A great name. >> Tyler Culver: I, >> Michael Haase: Actually. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Great name you should have >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: been a pitcher that throws a curveball >> Michael Haase: I really want to walk her Jenkins, muscles jersey. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: anywho, that would be ideal ideal because the man has >> Michael Haase: Just just sexy. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Muscles upon. >> Michael Haase: just sexy. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: muscles. Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: So sexy. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I, >> Tyler Culver: Do me. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: get distracted already. I know it's the first time. But Jesus we can't get walked into their heads and do a show. it's just not, but not feasible. Okay. >> Tyler Culver: I have a boner. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: So the man was was tired of playing baseball. That's, I mean catchers would get I would imagine. Um, >> Tyler Culver: First year. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: and started giving the pitch signals to the opposing batters. Allah Bull, Durham in order to shorten the seasons and miss the the playoffs. That's released by the Minnesota Twins. A media immediately upon finding this out and your thoughts. >> Michael Haase: Twins. Just won't let anybody have any fun anymore, you know. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: The game apparently, isn't fun. >> Michael Haase: I think. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: That's what it said to me. Was it was indicative of how much fun the game is. >> Michael Haase: Actually. well, this this was kind of a nice distraction for how. f****** poor. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: The twins have been playing since >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We'll get to that. >> Michael Haase: made up mid-August but this is I would love to hear your guys's takes because he got, I think he got paid close to 300 thousand dollars in bonus. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: yeah, that >> Tyler Culver: Wow. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: 250,000 signing bonus. Yeah. >> Michael Haase: and I understand, especially well, anybody who gets drafted? it's longer season than you're used to like in college or anything before that. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Right. >> Michael Haase: so I can understand. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Way. >> Michael Haase: Can understand it, dragging on. but just a like my I've got it. Typed in caps on my f****** Word document. Like Why would you throw your >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. Yeah. >> Michael Haase: baseball career away, right? When you >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: To in a moment. >> Michael Haase: like, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: He probably didn't think it was the end of his career, right? >> Tyler Culver: just, >> Michael Haase: Expect. Well, expect >> Tyler Culver: a minute. It's >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: and oh well, first of all, as >> Tyler Culver: What's a 22? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: criminals do we don't expect to get caught. >> Michael Haase: Well, no. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: You know, who's gonna tell the posing batters are gonna tell that they f****** >> Tyler Culver: He's helping me. >> Michael Haase: It was it was the opposing coach. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: was the opposing coach you two told our coach at the end of the game. Like, it's >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Wow. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Wow. Well and and Kudos to that opposing coach. >> Tyler Culver: Right. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: thanks for helping us make that >> Tyler Culver: Get him out of here. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: player, you know, personnel decision for us. Yeah, I, yeah. Is that >> Tyler Culver: My first started it. My first thought is that it What was the scouting process, are they like, How are you not checking his desire to play the game like In that shouldn't that be. on the >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: And today, they f****** draft. so many play. So many >> Tyler Culver: that's, you got, it doesn't mean you don't interview them. >> Michael Haase: That is many not. >> Tyler Culver: it doesn't mean you don't feel their love for the game. like that should be. Corner. >> Michael Haase: When? No. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: yeah, it was when they draft Let's see. Was it? Oh, Jose Berrios. Remember he cried. Cried. Tears of joy. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: when the twins drafted. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. that's why I loved him. >> Michael Haase: Well, no one. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah, I do miss him. >> Michael Haase: And well, that's the other like where I'm just really confused because Catcher is a position for this team. where the kids 21 were four to five years. We're gonna be needing a f****** >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: back up, catcher or even >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Work. >> Michael Haase: maybe a primary catcher at that time. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. doesn't matter. You don't ever get them long-term deals, right? >> Michael Haase: so it's well no, it's like if you're playing through to your mid 20s it's like this is a Organization where you might have a. chance to actually make it to the big leagues at that position because >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: that's a position in need in about half a decade. So, >> Tyler Culver: Right now. >> Michael Haase: It's just >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: That's gotta be the. shortest career amongst the position players in the League. I would say pictures probably the shortest and then catch you at probably be next. >> Tyler Culver: well, because it, yeah, they don't last very long there. They're studly. and go into their career, but usually turned it first. So yeah. you're right. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. Yeah. >> Michael Haase: It's just, it's f****** >> Tyler Culver: It's a >> Michael Haase: mind-boggling. What a f****** idiot. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: don't, I would take we would all take that. Just traveling on a bus f****** 80 days a year doing well, not even 80 It would be more like 40 or 50. >> Michael Haase: X, What else? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: And kneeling, I have tried to go and kneel with the catcher and during a game like while I was watching it on TV though. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: and like, around the third and you're like, okay with no gear on you're like and you're inside >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: climate controlled. and you're like, f*** this. I'm over it. >> Tyler Culver: that's why, when you see people, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: it's >> Tyler Culver: down on their knees like, actually on the ground like good for you, you get down there. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. And he's probably got, does he have a backup on the roster that he split in time with it all? >> Michael Haase: Oh, at that. At that level, they could have like he could handle this. so much better if he was just done it. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Take him out of the game. >> Michael Haase: the body was done, he should have just talked to a coach. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: They can. they could have found somebody else in our system either bring up or move over but >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: You just wanted to go home. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: I just I don't maybe but like >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Well, now now's what he was. He gonna do coach. >> Michael Haase: How to get a coach. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: He's not gonna be coaching. material, I know. So make pretty great coaches. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Well now this guy can't coach either because he's burned that bridge. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Yeah, you'd see him from our coaching. Dugout looking to the opposing coaching Doug yet. We're gonna steal this one. Still get ready? Throw it down. No, I just Too. Is this isn't like the old days where Like minor league baseball. I had. so much credit for like kids who would f****** play? not even kids adults who are not making? >> Tyler Culver: Grind. And yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Grind it out until they're 25-26. >> Michael Haase: yeah, and they're not making money >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Like this kid was like you get paid close. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: no, Bel >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: get paid 300 grand and like that's not enough like I would take that to go. f****** play ball. >> Tyler Culver: just, >> Michael Haase: I would take actually anything to just to go put on a uniform play ball. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: All. >> Tyler Culver: Mmm. >> Michael Haase: somewhere. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Somebody. give me what I'm making now. Actually less. I'll take less than what? I'm making now, if the benefits are good. they're not they're not. >> Tyler Culver: They're not. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: But you do have a team doctor. At every level, right? I mean you got Physical therapists. >> Michael Haase: I don't know. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I'm sure at every level. >> Michael Haase: I don't, I don't. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Massage therapists. Probably not. >> Michael Haase: I don't, I don't know if the twins have physical therapists in every level with all the injuries. We get to our bucket. >> Tyler Culver: A hybrid. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Right. transition. Hey, for the first time in a long time. Carlos Correa and Byron. Buxton are gonna feel today. >> Tyler Culver: There you go. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Oh, five. >> Tyler Culver: There you go. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: They're finally gonna it's playoff time. Yeah. They're trying to >> Tyler Culver: this is, >> Michael Haase: I think. >> Tyler Culver: That's what we're still there. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: It's just >> Michael Haase: No, I >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: still there. Dude, the f****** Ale Centrals >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: competit. >> Michael Haase: No, I think. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: as f***. Like, if it not The white. >> Tyler Culver: What is it? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Sox the worst team, since the 1899 Cleveland Spiders won, >> Tyler Culver: Like, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: 20 up. 54 games. This this division >> Tyler Culver: 220 Win percentage. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: would be credible. Yeah, yeah. >> Tyler Culver: They might they might not get as many wins as a team that only played what? 90 games in. What? Six 1916. I think they're at what 30 34, 30 What is it? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I don't, it's >> Tyler Culver: Chicago, still under it. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah, no. they're gonna set the the record set by the 1962 Mets since 1900. >> Tyler Culver: But even the 1916 team that played the shortened season. They had more wins too. If they, I mean, if they don't if they don't win another game, That is. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah, no. they're bad man. >> Tyler Culver: Hilarious. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I just guar rate fielding get. This is the first game. I think Mike, you might have to check this up because you and I've played seen a lot of games together. It was the first MLB game. I saw that didn't include the Minnesota Twins. Is that, can we verify that? No, it's not. Wrigley Field was the first, I saw the Cubs play. The Pirates one time. So but both of them are in Chicago. >> Michael Haase: oh, speaking of the pirates, I mean, I know there's Vikings football tomorrow but tomorrow at the Ballpark, it's Roberto Clemente day >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Oh God. >> Michael Haase: but should be f****** fun, but >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: That's gonna look real good on TV. That part always does. >> Michael Haase: See, but I'm here again. I'm screwed it up. Forget about the Vikings just for a little bit. >> Tyler Culver: Hmm. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We're gonna hold off till one o'clock. We got five minutes still. >> Michael Haase: Kayla. >> Tyler Culver: Dar. >> Michael Haase: Well, let >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Let's talk twins. Byron. Buxton, Carlos Correa. Are you right up together. I think they've only shared the >> Michael Haase: I would. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: field with Roy Lewis like 19 times all. >> Michael Haase: Okay. Okay. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: season 19 time. >> Michael Haase: Let's let's hamper. Expectations. though. Okay. we just we did just lose to the Reds. last night. Okay. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: up, not >> Michael Haase: it's four. Steak. Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: and it wasn't close. But >> Michael Haase: Buxton did Homer, though in his first game back so that was >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: All right. >> Michael Haase: f****** cool. But God this team is Scott. It just makes you so depressed. This is what I have to imagine this >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Well. >> Michael Haase: is what being married is like. There's like good fortunes and then you're just like Jesus. what am I doing? Like >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Huh. And then then there's no sex for months because everybody's on the il, the wife's got something and you've got something on how the bag hurts today. babe. I can't do it. >> Michael Haase: No, I think, with regards to Korea, I don't know if he's a hundred percent. Ready? Well, obviously, he's not a hundred but I think old Rocco. Looked at the f****** standings and >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: it's like, Detroit's only >> Tyler Culver: Needham. >> Michael Haase: two and a half games back. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We kind of need. >> Tyler Culver: Needham. >> Michael Haase: It's like, it's like we yeah, we kind of need to stop f****** around and >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah, running out of games. >> Michael Haase: which my only thing though is, and it's >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: You like us? in a one-game player. Is it a one game? playoff with Kansas City? Is that what we got? >> Tyler Culver: oh, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: got ahead of us? >> Tyler Culver: We could do that. >> Michael Haase: No. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Or three game series with Kansas City, at most >> Michael Haase: No, the way things stand right now. Vegas has us if the playoffs started tomorrow we'd be facing the f****** Orioles first >> Tyler Culver: ah, >> Michael Haase: round in Baltimore. And then the winner of that goes in place, New York. So, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Oh, fantastic. Just another goddamn years. A Minnesota Twins. Fan. >> Michael Haase: no, and that >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We >> Tyler Culver: Yeah, and then if we beat the >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: get the the best team and then the Yankees. f***. >> Tyler Culver: Orioles, it's like talk. Now the Yankees are gonna go. in advance. Well, you're gonna beat the Yankees. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. Hell no. >> Tyler Culver: gonna be the Orioles, but >> Michael Haase: Actually. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We can't, we there. We don't have a single picture, that can get through their Their three, best hitters without >> Tyler Culver: When's Ryan getting back. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: giving up. >> Tyler Culver: Is he gonna make it back for anything? >> Michael Haase: No. >> Tyler Culver: No, not at all. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: No. >> Tyler Culver: He's done. >> Michael Haase: No. >> Tyler Culver: I thought there was a chance he'd make playoffs. But That sucks. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. There there's been chatter there. it would be in my opinion impossible at this time. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: If I don't know what you >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: He could. >> Tyler Culver: If he? >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: be pitching already if he wanted to. >> Michael Haase: No, I would rather how to be nice to be on the other side of the. Oh, and maybe we will, I'd rather take on the Astros and then go play the guards. like, that's a way better. We have way better chances. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I don't know about that. >> Michael Haase: my opinion. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Astros are pretty. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: Put them in. >> Michael Haase: well, every team we're talking about it's pretty f****** >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: better than us, better than >> Michael Haase: you multiple oils are pretty f****** >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We can't beat. >> Michael Haase: good too. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: anybody, good and lately. we haven't beaten anybody period. >> Tyler Culver: No. >> Michael Haase: I anything can happen in short and playoffs. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We do have a pretty. easy schedule. The rest of the way though. we got Cleveland four times and then everybody else is kind of shite. >> Michael Haase: Yeah, that's well The Boston Series Boston's been playing about his f****** garbage baseballs. we have. So And then we end with Baltimore. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Oh yeah. >> Michael Haase: so, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: That's right. I want I said that those games would be pivotal playoff games and now look at us. >> Michael Haase: I mean. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We're would they don't matter at all? >> Michael Haase: What? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We're so far out. >> Michael Haase: Because that's the problem, like I'm looking at Detroit's schedule, which is equal. Well is probably tougher because I got Baltimore than a series with Kansas City then Baltimore again. then Tampa like Tampa's. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: That's right. >> Michael Haase: not playing for anything but they're not slouches but but they get to end the last three games of the season against the white. socks. Well, our last seat series is against the f****** Oreo. so it's like, we need to f****** win. these games. like tonight, like these f***? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: No. Yeah. Gotta win today. Tomorrow. >> Michael Haase: yeah, we need these two games like Just keep that cushion. I think we've only got like 15 games left in the season, so, But f****** God. I don't know if you guys have watched. it's so >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: No, I was gonna buy like what is it? Dove fubotv to get the games? And I was like, Boy, these guys ain't >> Michael Haase: Nope. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: worth watching Ha. >> Michael Haase: Well, known since the middle of August like we took three out of four from Texas. That's the last time we played any good ball then it's just been f****** >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: ASE. >> Michael Haase: like two losses. Okay to win. then four losses will get a win. Like it's just like I don't know why. I'm doing this to myself every day. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Ase that I don't know why you are either. >> Michael Haase: but, Whatever. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Hey, we do have. it's one o'clock Officially. I think that means we can talk about the Vikings. >> Tyler Culver: No. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We do have some hope in the Vikings. um, Is Sam Darnold. The the Week One MVP. >> Tyler Culver: Hey. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I think so, the guy was perfect. damn near >> Michael Haase: I, I would I would agree. I get so sick and tired of I was looking at like the Quarterback. like rankings after week one. All the quarterback rankings. There's like people giving him like a f****** see or a C plus. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: I'm like coming into >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: He missed. What says, I'm pretty sure. >> Michael Haase: It's like coming into a new team. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: There's, maybe one other team that looked as prepared as the Vikings >> Tyler Culver: That was the most impressive part >> Michael Haase: for Football Week One. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: San Francisco. >> Tyler Culver: Kansas City. >> Michael Haase: Quasi, who was the other team? Okay, maybe there's more than one. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah, San Francisco. looked ready to whoop whoop ass. Without Christian McCaffrey, who will be out tomorrow as well. >> Michael Haase: I don't. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: which, >> Tyler Culver: Really though, I mean. >> Michael Haase: I don't. >> Tyler Culver: he should be but It is big. >> Michael Haase: He officially got placed on the Il, so >> Tyler Culver: Really. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Oh, he's out for. >> Michael Haase: Our IR? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Ir. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: Mason's. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: About six weeks, something like that. >> Tyler Culver: no slouch though. It's not gonna be >> Michael Haase: Mason looked good Mason. >> Tyler Culver: any bit of easy. He looks really. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Well, they just >> Tyler Culver: looks bright. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: have a great running scheme, guys. >> Tyler Culver: They do. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Like they just block really effectively so that's gonna make it hard to stop. The run. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I get against anyone. but it might limit the, the passing, the screen passes to running backs that we have to defend. >> Michael Haase: Mm-hmm. And that's the, I understand like a lot of national coverage. Well the bikes never get national coverage hardly but It's like, Oh God, you beat the s***** giants. >> Tyler Culver: They were s*****. >> Michael Haase: Yeah, that's true. We f****** blew them out. >> Tyler Culver: They're terrible. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah, we >> Michael Haase: We blew them out though. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: kick their ass as we should though. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: We blew him out to look at f****** >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Buffalo Week one. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: buffalo should be better than the f****** Vikings and they did not look good week one. Yeah. they still won. But like, that's I just f****** love our coaching, like that's I don't. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Well, and as Sam Darnold, an under like they talked about how Kirk cousins in his debut with Atlanta was hardly under center and looked like he couldn't move at all, which is what he does. Well it's the play action pass and so is Sam Darnold. just a great play action pass quarterback. >> Michael Haase: I, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I didn't get to see much of the game because I was in a bar celebrating but Maybe you guys did. >> Michael Haase: Culver, you can comment it freaking. Jesus boy should not be playing, right now. His acl is not back like watching him. Throw the ball, like his inch, he's just not healthy. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Right. And >> Tyler Culver: Jesus boy. >> Michael Haase: like, Yeah, that's what I call cousins. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: because, >> Michael Haase: He's both Or the. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah, Jesus boy. >> Tyler Culver: Mr. Pizza Ranch. Yeah, no Kirk look terrible. And I'm glad we don't have to see that. Scrunchy face. >> Michael Haase: Mm-hmm. >> Tyler Culver: when he's about to get hit anymore. but Darnold, I mean, just like we've been saying the whole time. He's the best bridge quarterback. you can have. And That's what he's gonna be. And my, you know, obviously the mind goes to, if he does really good, we're gonna have to give him a contract. And now we have two quarterbacks which means we have no quarterbacks >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: but, I'm excited to see what he does this year. He really drops him in there nicely. He's got a good. >> Michael Haase: oh, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: As have some great touch. >> Tyler Culver: His corner ball. >> Michael Haase: When he? >> Tyler Culver: is great. It's beautiful. >> Michael Haase: When he dropped that dime. to f****** Jefferson with two defenders right behind him. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Bring the bread basket. I'm like, that was >> Tyler Culver: Even the touchdown Jefferson one armed. It just right there. Perfect. And it almost all of his throws were right there, right there. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Ha. >> Michael Haase: that like 35 Yard just dropped on, like this. >> Tyler Culver: And his he's got steady feet. >> Michael Haase: kids got a f****** good arm like >> Tyler Culver: He's not panicking in the pocket. He's, you know, he's not He's not trying to get out of Pockies, a legit pocket quarterback, but he can. he's got some wheels, not not as much as JJ, but more than Kirk So you know. it's That there's something there. There's something there. If Addison can not be drunk at the games and >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: oh, >> Michael Haase: Well, he's we're gonna be going. Madison did look good. >> Tyler Culver: It really did. >> Michael Haase: He's not gonna be playing tomorrow. It's not gonna be playing tomorrow >> Tyler Culver: I love him. I hope he's. >> Michael Haase: tomorrow though. >> Tyler Culver: all right, but You know, our younger Sievers. They got a chance to be something too Naylor. looks good. Jackson look decent in the >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah, I like nailer a lot. >> Tyler Culver: And the preseason. Get hocked back. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Defenses. >> Tyler Culver: I don't know defense. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Genius, this genius. >> Tyler Culver: It looked amazing. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: on defense. >> Tyler Culver: I don't know what pace is doing. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: And Kinkel. >> Tyler Culver: smacking. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I f****** >> Tyler Culver: someone in the face. But >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Van Ginkles, got Terr. >> Tyler Culver: Pace is just a baller. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: defensive instincts man. Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: He does, that was beautiful, and that's the other thing too. It >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: we just got a bunch of defensive players. I think that just have great defensive instincts. No! >> Tyler Culver: You know. >> Michael Haase: I'm just, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Where the ball is and attack it with f****** >> Tyler Culver: the whole reports of, you know, Flores being a terrible person from two or whatever. All that stuff. Then? why are all these players from his old teams coming to play with them again? Like >> Michael Haase: What? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Well. >> Tyler Culver: You know, he's got these alleg. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: he's a defensive coach. I'd say that doesn't that's an old school coach mentality. I'm sure too. would have said the same thing about Childress anybody of >> Tyler Culver: Mmm Zim. for sure. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: a former era I mean, Jesus, if you want to go play for Mike Tomlin, he probably say Mike Tomlin's. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah, I mean, Mike Tomlin's a hard ass? >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: No. it's zimmers the same way. I mean, I would, if I would >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: take Zimmer as a f****** decorator. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Any day. Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Any day of the week, head coach. >> Tyler Culver: now, I wouldn't >> Michael Haase: Yeah, probably not. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Now. >> Michael Haase: Well. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I mean. >> Tyler Culver: He is great. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I don't want them on my staff. No more. respect, especially old, especially >> Tyler Culver: It's a good decorating with. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: now that we have Brian Flores but >> Michael Haase: No, I want. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. no. I mean, as a defensive coordinator, he would make sense. >> Michael Haase: I want Flores. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: But he's not a people. >> Michael Haase: I want Flores for the next half, Decade like that. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: I think gives this team a legit chance at getting their first suit balloon. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: A man is a schemer. >> Tyler Culver: The only reason he's not a head >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: he schemes up some people. >> Tyler Culver: coach, is he's still in litigation >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. Oh >> Tyler Culver: though. So once that's done, he's >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: You think he's got another chance, >> Tyler Culver: Hundred percent. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: even after the two comments? Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: Oh yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah, the coaching carousel will come >> Tyler Culver: Oh yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: around his way again. >> Michael Haase: It's yeah. >> Tyler Culver: He was talking to the Giants, for >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: it should I >> Tyler Culver: their head coaching position. He's from New York. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: mean he's notified maybe the best defensive. he's talking about. What? Oh, the Jets. >> Tyler Culver: The Giants. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Giants. >> Tyler Culver: That was his team growing up. Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I would see. it's able, or of they end up firing that goddamn guy at the Jets. He could be considered there too. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Salah. That's his name. >> Michael Haase: No. our defense is. This is like I don't like rewinding the clock back when we had some great defenses where I just >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Of. the 70s, the Purple People eaters. >> Michael Haase: I wouldn't go like that. It's a different kind of f****** defense. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Right. >> Michael Haase: but like, I get excited when f****** the defense gets on the field where I'm just like, what is f****** >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Me too. I >> Michael Haase: floor is gonna do >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: like I like watching them on defense a lot. >> Michael Haase: Like, our line backing group. >> Tyler Culver: Linebacking course. Bonkers dude. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: just, >> Michael Haase: f****** good. >> Tyler Culver: But they're so deep. >> Michael Haase: and actually, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: please let them stay healthy. Just please let them stay healthy and pray for. >> Tyler Culver: too so they can they can >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: pray for Sam. Darnold's help. Do Sam Darnold. Please, we don't have anybody >> Michael Haase: Can we give a PBR toast? Yes. We are endorsed by past blue ribbon. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: No, we're not. >> Michael Haase: No, we're not. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah nobody would in their right mind would endorses show. That's got 175 subscribers. >> Michael Haase: What? Dallas? Turner getting his first sack week one? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Hey, yeah. our favorite draft pick, we had >> Tyler Culver: Hey. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: a great show in Las Vegas. If you guys didn't join us for that, you missed out. >> Tyler Culver: God, he's flies around. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: you give us the line again, Mike >> Michael Haase: but the line, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah, I think I got it. somewhere. I'll bring it up. Never mind. We'll just interrupt the show with it. The rest of the day. >> Tyler Culver: Give me. >> Michael Haase: oh, >> Tyler Culver: give me that. Give me that. Give me that please. please. Please. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah, that's how excited. Mike was for Dallas Turner to be drafted. >> Michael Haase: All right, so boys. What are the keys to winning tomorrow because I get it. I'm a f****** Homer. It's only been week one. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: We can beat f*** in the Niners in Minneapolis. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: We've been doing it since the f****** 90s. The f****** niners. Have not beat Minnesota since 1992 in Minnesota. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: You're kidding. >> Tyler Culver: Wow. >> Michael Haase: I saw that on the Mackie Phil and >> Tyler Culver: Wow. >> Michael Haase: Mackie show like this. of 1992 is the last time. >> Tyler Culver: Crazy. >> Michael Haase: The Niners came in too many apples into the metrodome and be happy. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: well, I would bet on them, I bet on them being due. >> Michael Haase: I don't know. they should have been due last year. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Like they should have won. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: but me, I I that. What's the, what's the line? >> Michael Haase: Five. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: And you know what the line is? >> Michael Haase: and a half, I think. >> Tyler Culver: Mmm. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Oh, I like the Vikings to cover for >> Tyler Culver: Wow. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: the first. >> Tyler Culver: Absolutely. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: time ever. I actually Which I don't know. >> Tyler Culver: I would say, the key is the keys ball control. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Take my advice. >> Tyler Culver: Keep it out of their hands. you know? Just hold on to it for 40 minutes. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: And you got a shot. >> Michael Haase: Exactly. Number one. How did we win? That's exactly what I have two. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Tyler. You f****** Aaron Jones. I think this is tough for O'Connell, though. Where? it's like, because he is so past happy. We've got a really good running back >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: Mm-hmm. >> Michael Haase: now. like his touchdown I was like God. That's awesome. Madison would never have done that. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: looks good. No. >> Michael Haase: You could just get a f****** just right? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: God, he looked really good. but you know, he's gonna end up hurt. >> Michael Haase: Just Tony. Now you said it. now you put it out there. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Just been. >> Michael Haase: f******. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: the god damn person. I've always been >> Tyler Culver: Oh, come on. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: That's what I was asked at the bar in Chicago is like you. How do you like Aaron Jones? It's like, I like to pick up a lot And he's like, Yeah. until week six, when he's out. >> Michael Haase: just, stop it. No negativity. No, like run the ball. f****** control. The clock. give your defense and breathers. Like it just don't turn the ball over, like if we can f****** win. >> Tyler Culver: Mmm. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Run the damn ball. >> Michael Haase: Let your defense work like that's >> Tyler Culver: it's >> Michael Haase: this will be a great test for >> Tyler Culver: Well. >> Michael Haase: Flores because I'm not Niners. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: The greatest of tests. >> Michael Haase: f****** >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I mean, I think San Francisco is the most put together offense that there is and even without McCaffrey. they're really damn good. >> Tyler Culver: um, >> Michael Haase: Oh no. But like, we were texting during the Niners. Jets game though, where it's just like Jets defense is taking too long to adjust to the run. like it's just like the f***. Are you doing? You're giving up six seven yards of f****** play. Everything's to the outside. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: It's like you got to change the scheme. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Like What are you doing? But >> Tyler Culver: We're not supposed to get up our hopes that high yet. Right guys, right? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: No. we can get our hopes up high when we beat San Francisco. If they go to no, it gets if they end up being San Francisco. I am excited about this team right up until Sam. Darnold and Aaron Jones, get hurt. and then I'm not excited anymore. This. >> Tyler Culver: They're like 18 in the power rankings right now. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Game of >> Tyler Culver: that would put them up to 10. That would put them up in the top then probably because >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: well, think of the stranglehold, they'll have on the division too. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Because Green Bay. >> Michael Haase: Own one. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: what are no? Yeah, Detroit's already. Well Detroit's showing that signs that they're beatable Chicago's >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: obviously beatable. >> Tyler Culver: Yep. >> Michael Haase: They should have lost that f******. game. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: They? >> Michael Haase: I f****** hate it. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: But I don't think. >> Tyler Culver: They should have lost again, that's some baloney. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Caleb Williams is gonna be as special. good. I think those are. those are still gimme games. So >> Tyler Culver: he will be, but not >> Michael Haase: I don't know. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: That that's that looks nice. >> Tyler Culver: he's not now. He's not there yet. But we do. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: No. >> Michael Haase: I think, short-term future. >> Tyler Culver: Good. >> Michael Haase: Go ahead, Tyler. >> Tyler Culver: no, nothing you >> Michael Haase: I was just gonna say, short-term future. We have to take one of these two games at home. We got to either win against the Niners or Texans. we got at least split. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: That's, that's a tough. Yeah, that's a tough ask even the Texans are really good. >> Tyler Culver: It is, they're really good. They're really, really good. but there But there are best friends. we're like Bros now. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Oh yeah. >> Tyler Culver: We just swap and players, you know? >> Michael Haase: Hmm. Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: we got, like, >> Michael Haase: yeah. They got Diggs now he'd come >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: to f*** you Bank Stadium. >> Tyler Culver: right, we got like six Texans on this team right now. I I It's possible. They look like they can play with anybody, so we'll see. We'll see. that's, >> Michael Haase: But, and that was the >> Tyler Culver: the line. Looks so good to that line. Looks so good. There is on O'Neal. Even brandled like They all look. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: so good, they were push. >> Michael Haase: I got. >> Tyler Culver: people around. They put, they took them exactly where they need to go. and that as, as bad. >> Michael Haase: oh, >> Tyler Culver: as the joints are, the D line is, Studly. >> Michael Haase: Yeah there. There interior. G line f****** owned our interior, D line, though. Like I mean, that's that's our weakness, is f****** Center. and right guard. Like >> Tyler Culver: Mm-hmm. Yeah. absolutely. But we got around it. I mean, >> Michael Haase: So that we did. >> Tyler Culver: It's not. >> Michael Haase: No, we did what? >> Tyler Culver: it's not San Francisco's line, that's gonna be a lot. Tougher. Even Houston's got a great deal and they got great run. defense too. So Those are. >> Michael Haase: Yeah, Eddie. What do we do? Like, what do we do with Ed Ingram, though? Like, he was f****** bad last year? I guess. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: I could be arguments. That he got a little better near the end of the year. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: I didn't see it this year. He still getting f****** pushed around like >> Tyler Culver: It's not good. >> Michael Haase: That. I don't like it. What? point in this season? Do we? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: What is there to do? I mean, >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: well, we got damn feet behind it, Like I what point of the season can we do have a backup come in and just be like Sorry, man. like you >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: You're an open window. >> Michael Haase: know if The f**** his name. If only Neil doesn't play this game, he's questionable. No, indication that he's not gonna play but you come up as question on the injury report. >> Tyler Culver: That would be good. >> Michael Haase: I'm f****** scared against. the Niners. >> Tyler Culver: That wouldn't be good. >> Michael Haase: defense, our whole our >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: side is just a question mark. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Good luck. Stand Arnold. good luck. >> Tyler Culver: Mm-hmm. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Move left. Move the pocket left. >> Michael Haase: last thing about last week's game, because I understand you shouldn't get overly excited. I'm saying >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: About. >> Michael Haase: Come. Well, I'm saying. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Over New York. >> Michael Haase: What gives me excitement those the way the game started. And I guarantee you guys had the same >> Tyler Culver: Yep. >> Michael Haase: approach, CJ Ham fumbled, the ball. where >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yep, same s*** different season. Yeah. is exactly what I texted you guys. >> Tyler Culver: Ham of all people. >> Michael Haase: Exactly. No, and that's like in my mind. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Almost never drops the ball. >> Michael Haase: Well, my thing is. >> Tyler Culver: Any. >> Michael Haase: The only reason he's on a team is because of Minnesota, nice. Like we don't need them on the f****** team. So it's just like what the f*** are you doing? Ball security. >> Tyler Culver: That is exactly. >> Michael Haase: Get him out of here. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: He lays some pretty good. >> Tyler Culver: Like you're looking to be on this team. But I I love I checked too. I was like, he's never fumbledore in an entire career. He fumbled once and and 21 I think. that's his only his second, fumble >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: What? >> Tyler Culver: ever. Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: He was just do man, it happens. >> Michael Haase: but our response though, >> Tyler Culver: He barely comfortable too. >> Michael Haase: Yeah, just to stay collected. not let that affect you. Like we blew him out. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Even starting off with >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: a f****** early game. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: Turnover like >> Tyler Culver: You're gonna be good. you got to beat >> Michael Haase: You know. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: last year, that would have been a one score game. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Michael Haase: I'm Tomorrow's gonna be fun. I just hope it's a f******. it'll be a game. I mean, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I hope Brad gets a good show. I hope it's not over by halftime. >> Michael Haase: I don't find it. I don't think it will be. >> Tyler Culver: oh, >> Michael Haase: I think it's gonna be a close game. >> Tyler Culver: Nice. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: It'll be a close game. It'll be a One. maybe two score game. If anything I think will be >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I'm kind of. >> Tyler Culver: in and at the end we just have to have it. roll our way at the end. That's that's the only way. Not gonna. >> Michael Haase: No, and this is this. This is sad. I wanted to turn into like an old school game. I just want to see f****** punt punt, just f*** him can >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. Yeah. >> Michael Haase: f*** like Real position. That was the phrase. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Field position game. >> Michael Haase: I was looking for. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. Yeah. I mean I don't >> Michael Haase: If I get a first down here, No, I do. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: want to watch it. I just that's the only way I see us winning. >> Michael Haase: Not damn. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Things I do. want to watch though. Can we get to the WNBA in the Minnesota Lynx? the number two, team in the WNBA? >> Michael Haase: No. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: No, not allowed. it's not allowed. Thank. >> Michael Haase: Yes. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: they've got a real good chance of winning a championship this year, guys. I originally wrote the description of this. This show at foul play-by-play on YouTube. saying that they wouldn't win and I'll tell you why but I went through some of the stats and it is hard to argue with the just Success of this team. they were successful. when the Visa Collier was hurt. I think in a world where Asia Wilson doesn't exist exist? In the feast of Collier is easily the MVP of the League. this year. >> Tyler Culver: This. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I know that Asia Wilson is the reigning defensive player of the year and I think Nafisa is a better defensive player because she guards one through five better than Asia does because she defends guards Better than Asia. Can defend guards? Um, and I think as an offensive weapon, she's more versatile. Because she can shoot the three and she shoots it. Well, and I think that's why. I mean, okay. So there's a lot, I gotta give props to Cheryl Reeve for turning this team around and into something that I never thought I'd see, they are. a defensive style worth that is ranked. secondly and steals per game, who wants to play fast and in transition and I never thought I'd see the day or that team would do that. Another thing I thought I would never see is Cheryl Reeve making the second most threes in the WNBA. this season. They are attempting a hell of a lot of threes. They're exploiting the corner. Three. they picked up a lot of players like a lot of Smith that I never even saw coming. who are leading the league in three-point shooting. the third thing I have to give Shel reef credit for she. Finally went out and got some f****** guards. She got some guards who can defend and They're f****** terrific. Hide them in, fantastic off the bench. Just a great defender. solid defenders of the ball. And now that you finally have that holy s***. Are they a problem for just about everybody? Like the only thing that can get with it between them and a championship, this year, is Bad shooting night. And that's the case with most teams that exploit the three like this. We saw it with Dallas in the NBA nights with, they just go off and shoot the three like crazy and kill you because they shot. so many quarter. threes more than any team in the in the league and hit him at a high clip. And then there are nights where they wouldn't hit. s*** and they would get their asses blown out. So, But this is a defensively sound team. Who's gonna be an in every game? They've got the two seed right now. They're a game. ahead of Connecticut or maybe a game and a half ahead. and they play New York. Tomorrow. Tomorrow afternoon and they play Connecticut Tuesday night. >> Michael Haase: So, how do we stack up against the liberty? Tony in your mind? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: We beat him twice. We beat him in the commissioner's Cup championship. We are team. that's suited to play them. well because we have those guards. who defend their perimeter. So, well, we can shoot the three on par with them. They're the best. they've hit the most threes of any team I believe in the league. We rebound the ball better than they do. That's gonna be the key is steals rebounds extra possessions. I think that the liberty is not our problem. I think the Connecticut sun is our problem and I think they're everyone's problem and they're at at least talked about team in the WNBA, which is wild to me because I think they're the best defensive team in the WNBA. I think they have the best tandem in the WNBA. despite Stewie and Sabrina and ask you existing. I think. think. Duana Bonner is the best. No one. stretches the floor outside of Caitlin. Clark. more than to wanna Bonner because she's a, she's a big who can beat you at the rim. and she can hit the three and that's insane. That's just insane. And >> Michael Haase: Who's Kaylin Clark. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: That the, the woman. >> Tyler Culver: Who is Dewana Boner. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: The hey she's a marrying. Her point guard. Alyssa, Thomas, and I think she's the best facilitating guard in the League. I think she's one of the I think she's the best defender of the ball in the league. She is the maybe out of Chelsea Gray, the biggest dog in the league, like just a problem for you. Just gonna be a f****** pain in your ass. Chelsea Gray. Alyssa Thomas. Jackie. Jackie Young. Jackie Young's got to be on that list, so don't talk, but she does all they're talking with her game. I'm really excited for these playoffs boys. I'm gonna probably gonna end up going to a couple links playoff games. It's gonna be hard. not to since s*** have. I've only been to one game this >> Michael Haase: Yeah, I thought you were giving up on the wmba after your >> Tyler Culver: Look. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: No, no, no. I gave up on the pwhl. The women's professional. Ha. >> Michael Haase: Oh sorry. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: and I gave up on the frost, What a great name, huh? >> Michael Haase: Still my >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: God >> Michael Haase: That's still my favorite thing. I've ever seen on television. We got asked, You're asked to be removed from that WA NBA. Do you remember that? Tyler. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: You guys didn't see that on >> Michael Haase: Sweet. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: television, you might decide you. >> Michael Haase: Gave you to us. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: You know, you saw it. >> Tyler Culver: Download. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: And I wasn't even. the problem. It was the girl who who got injected before? me? No, nobody covers the woman who gets ejected. just the man at the WNBA. >> Michael Haase: Get away. Crazy guy. just still yelling at the f****** cord like >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Game. >> Michael Haase: as he's being escorted out. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Hey, saw two. me. Yes, I created. This is. why professional wrestling? >> Michael Haase: oh, >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: rules is because I got hurt do something that made a highlight that actually made sports center. Like When do they? f****** cover stuff? like that? Well, when a guy gets kicked out of the arena and saw two. solidly blows a kiss the crowd and everybody Lose. That's when that's >> Michael Haase: So what you what you're saying >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I, >> Michael Haase: Tony's, it takes it takes a man to get the WNBA. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: No. >> Michael Haase: Ha >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I didn't say that. I didn't say that. Ice. what I'm saying is that the W is now on the level with the NBA because the because men like me care enough to get ejected from the game and two The asus the aces will do anything to win. They couldn't sued over the s*** that they did to. God a blanking on her name. They sent away. they traded away. Someone to the sparks because she was pregnant, basically, and then also they negotiated a contract detail. that was an unwritten part of the contract that they didn't live up to, which is, I mean, you're not you can't do that. so yeah. s***. Becky Hammond might be in some hot water, so like this could be the end of the Aces dynasty and it sure. looks like it is because they haven't played well. They've been picking it up lately. going into the playoffs but I mean, they're loaded they got four. f****** Olympic gold medalists and they're starting rotation for Christ's sake, guys. Four Four. it's wild that they're paying as bad as they are with the greatest goddamn performance by any woman's basketball player in the history of the game. Like, we're talking about Caitlin Clark over and over and over again. Asia Wilson's doing s***. We've never seen never seen and never will see again. It's insane. Insane. ah, I love the sport. >> Michael Haase: Getting excited. on. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I am. I'm jacked. There's only a few games left in the regular season guys. Yeah. so I couldn't watch Thursday night football because too many people were on. my uncle's prime subscription. So I ended up watching the The Liberty Blow out. >> Michael Haase: What you didn't miss much. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I think the wings Didn't miss much. >> Michael Haase: f***. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah, apparently not. >> Michael Haase: No. The Vikings are better team than the dolphins, which is surprising. surprising. >> Tyler Culver: Without. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Well, now that who knows? when two comes back. Yeah, I mean, they might >> Tyler Culver: Skyler Thompson. >> Michael Haase: What is that? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: their season might be over. >> Tyler Culver: he is nothing. He's not good. >> Michael Haase: Right. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Well, they had an opportunity. to go out and get their former Starter. Who's still available, right? >> Michael Haase: Yeah, you know. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: The guy from Houston. >> Michael Haase: You know, who I compared to it to? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Tennessee. >> Michael Haase: Derek Bender, like >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: not Houston. >> Michael Haase: That piece of s***. catcher. We just talked about the beginning of >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Why would? >> Michael Haase: the show like because it's like, do you want to play to it the way he Talked about it, ending your own f****** career. Just throw my f****** head into somebody's f****** me. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: well, I think that would be in indicative of a man who does want to play. He wanted to take that hit and it just it was a bad. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah, he's just trying to make it play. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Dude, we >> Tyler Culver: it. It was a terrible idea. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: He threw its own. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Our, who was our hall? The hall. kid, that that played one series. >> Michael Haase: Darren Hall. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: last year for the Vikings and ended up making a terrible f*** business. decision. Trying to score touchdown hit first >> Tyler Culver: Piece. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: and then concuss. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: himself. And where has he been? >> Tyler Culver: He's cut. >> Michael Haase: Well. >> Tyler Culver: Well. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Where's? >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Oh, I hope he gets. another shot. He looked really good on that drive. >> Tyler Culver: On that on, that gave me. did. >> Michael Haase: Speaking. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: He looked like straight garbage and preseason. Just terrible. >> Michael Haase: I got a prop that for you, which you'll never find because he won't be listed. I'd be willing to bet everything I own, which isn't a lot, but Johnny Mont gets a f****** touchdown tomorrow for the Minnesota Viking. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I like that. >> Tyler Culver: Mmm. Johnny man. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I like it. >> Tyler Culver: Yeah, I can see it. Deep at tight end. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I see it too. >> Tyler Culver: These guys are that's for sure. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Hell, yes. And then in a quarterback's best friend. >> Tyler Culver: Hell yeah. >> Michael Haase: Gonna need some help. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Alright. >> Tyler Culver: Oliver looks even stacked. more. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: I think we covered everything, guys. Tyler, you got them. you got a gig to prepare for. You got to pack up, some instruments and s***, right? >> Tyler Culver: Oh yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: You seem really enthused about it >> Tyler Culver: No, I am. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: After catching Co over over the Internet. >> Tyler Culver: it's gonna be sweet motor days, motor days and zap. North Dakota. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Yeah. I mean you got to take the gigs that you can get man. >> Tyler Culver: Oh, it's gonna be sick. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Hey, do you guys play any? Jerry? Reed. >> Tyler Culver: No. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: You should play. >> Tyler Culver: Amos Moses. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Amos Moses, they would love that s***. Yeah. >> Tyler Culver: Is that two people or one? >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: It's it's one person. It's a Jerry. Reed song. How do you not know this song? It's a great guitar, you know. >> Michael Haase: No, no. I think you should f***. You should f*** with North Dakota today, like in the middle of your said, just play an old gospel f****** song. >> Tyler Culver: Oh yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: No, they might need that. >> Tyler Culver: Yes. >> Michael Haase: Just below their f****** minds. >> Tyler Culver: Only base. Just a base solo for 10 minutes. Let's do it. I'm gonna >> Michael Haase: You don't know the trouble. of >> Tyler Culver: We're gonna get weird. >> Michael Haase: Thing. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Oh, it sounds like fun. >> Michael Haase: Yeah. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: All right, boys. Well as I always say it's always a pleasure to see your smiling faces. I'd like to join anybody who joined us on YouTube live at foul play-by-play. You can catch the show at file play-by-play.com where you can. also get just the PIP, the best playlist in professional wrestling. I do the work to record the picture and picture from every A&W show that I see. and put it up on the Internet for you. so you can watch it in case you missed it. It's pretty great. It's in standard definition because of copyright, but it's the best we can do. so deal with it. This has been Minnesota, foul play-by-play for my co-hosts, Michael Haase and Tyler. Culver thank you very much. >> Tyler Culver: Didn't. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Enjoy the day. >> Michael Haase: Drink. Drink irresponsibly. Drink irresponsibly. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: as long as you're at home and not driving anywhere. Here's mates. >> Tyler Culver: f*** Co. >> Michael Haase: Cheers. >> Minnesota Foul Play-by-Play: Love you. Bye. >> Tyler Culver: Everybody.