CNN DESPERATELY Rehires EMBARRASSING & BIASED Brian Stelter

you lied to me when you said you'd leave our TV screens you lied to me yes you did yes you did you lied to me when you said you left donuts and Catering you lied to me you wait them all you wait them all the diva is back yes he is donut diva is back oh my God Dona diva is back Donuts under attack oh it is the immaculate return that we have all been waiting for as I was checking the markets last night I was wondering why the stock price of Duncan Donuts was suddenly surging since the donut Diva Brian stelter was fired by CNN 2 years ago well Casey I didn't think he was fired I thought they mutually parted ways yeah sure untalented unqualified men like Brian stelter they don't voluntarily leave jobs they don't voluntarily walk away from collecting woke welfare I almost feel bad for Brian steltzer because when he was fired by the cemetery News Network he was not qualified to get a job at the usual Landing place for deacons at woke United methodists when they lose their jobs in the mainstream media normally when someone in the media Lo loses their job the deacons they put them on the payroll at Club Shay where they can work the door as a bouncer or a coat Handler in the case of someone like Donnie lemon he shares the stage with the dancing queen Jackie momes where Jackie performs the Fufu in his tutu and Donnie shakes his lemons but the donut Diva he was not qualified for work at Club Shay he doesn't meet the minimum height requirement to work the door and do due to his dedication to body positivity he obviously exceeds the positivity requirement he's not qualified to work the stage for obvious reasons Chris Farley he could get away with body positivity guy in a little coat but even the G's and LGBT they don't want to see Brian stelter on stage and his bearclaw bikini but that's okay that's okay after two years of unemployment after two years of struggling for relevance without pay Brian stelter he will once again be paid for irrelevance because he announced last night that he was making his Immaculate return to CNN woohoo yes yes yes if you haven't already make sure to like And subscribe you can follow me on Twitter at kcbt l84 two years ago former president of CNN Chris lick better known to friends and family as Chris The Bongo licker and not to be confused with the other Chris Chris Cuomo hey it's me Chrissy C two years ago Chris licked he laid out his vision for CNN I want our Network to be the place for normal people I want CNN to be focused on hard news ooh hard news I am eradicating the woke fungus we will no longer be a network that provides 247 coverage of Donald Trump while tag teaming the Cucumber CNN will to having journalistic standards and we will return to being a reliable source for hard news now if you are looking to return CNN to prominence if you're looking to remove anyone from the payroll with an unhealthy obsession with Donald Trump or say bad one of the first decisions you are going to make is firing Brian stelter it was a win-win for CNN not only did they eliminate the million and woke welfare that they were paying the dut Diva every year they were also able to save 10 times that amount in catering when the donut Diva was working at CNN catering they did not order Duncan Donuts by the Dozen they placed their orders by the ton yes we need a ton of glazed wiener and a ton of the supersized bear claw we need this delivered every 90 minutes even though his tenure at CNN ended in huge uge embarrassing failure Chris lit he at least tried to eradicate the woke fungus current CNN president Mark Thompson he's not eradicating the fungus he is injecting it back into the network last night Brian stelter announced that he was returning to CNN I am so excited CNN rehired me as a chief media analyst increase the size of your screens because I'm back on TV thankfully thankfully it doesn't appear that Brian stelter will be returning to CNN as a host he used to host a show called unreliable sources show was cancelled a while back because just like everything else at CNN it wasn't drawing an audience if we could get that same result with Caitlyn Collins Katie r ktie r if we could get that same result with Wolf Blitzer wof if CNN would do the same with the Rue and the woofer the Titanic might have a chance to survive but part of me understands the decision to rehire Brian stelter when you look at the current lineup at CNN it's a bunch of anonymous names and a bunch of anonymous faces listen to some of these names Boris Sanchez bana Kyler Aaron Bernett The Situation Room with Pho Andy Cooper Abby philli Laura Co Cates looking at these names on paper you don't know if you're looking at the daily schedule for a Cable News Network or the day shift at Ruby Tuesday I mean seriously Boris Sanchez Aaron burette Laura Phillip who in the hell are these people so part of me understands why CNN would feel the need to rehire Brian stelter in a business driven by stars CNN they don't have one there is not a conversation in this country that starts with did you see what happened on Caitlyn Collins last night if someone at work mentioned Katie Ru in the office their ass would probably be fired so somewhat understandable to bring back Brian stelter at least he has some level of mainstream recognition but here's the problem when people recognize the bald bull they immediately changed the channel no one likes this doofus before he was fired ratings for unreliable sources they were in the pooper and you got to remember this was towards the beginning of CNN's ratings decline two years ago ratings were nowhere near as bad as they are today if you compared his ratings in 2022 to the abysmal ratings that CNN's drawing today Ryan stelter he he would barely I mean barely make the top 10 he would barely make the top 10 at a network that doesn't have a rating draw that's okay that's okay because this time around things will be different yeah according to Brian stelter he is not going to be the same insufferable biased Trump obsessed delusional [ __ ] that he was during his first in at CNN Brian stelter is claiming to be a change dut Diva he now orders Donuts by the Dozen instead of by the ton he also claims to have been paying close attention to the mainstream media over the last two years in his careful study of the media it has caused him to change perspectives he moved out of Manhattan in New woke City and moved to a farm so he could carefully study cow flatulence and its effect on global warming if wanted to study flatulence there was no need to move to a farm he could have just walked a few blocks to ABC Studios and studi the yentas on The View they offer a variety of flatulant mouth farts boodle Breeze if flatulence get you going you can count on the yentas to keep it flowing but this farm that Brian stelter moved to it is located near one of Donald Trump's golf courses really of all the places you could move you chose to move next to the Trumper if I were the Trumper I would be looking into a restraining order this Obsession that Brian stelter has it's starting to get a bit unhealthy the donut Diva first day back at CNN's next month day perhaps we should give him the benefit of the doubt perhaps we should temporarily believe that Brian stelter is a change Diva but for some reason I'm having a really hard time biting into this [ __ ] sandwich for starters if you're really a change Diva the last place you're going to return to work is CNN last year Brian stelter hosted a panel at the world economic Forum the panel was titled the clear and present danger of disinformation the panel was focused on false advertising apparently dunin Donuts announced that they were giving daily customers a lifetime discount of 10% but before the discount could be implemented Duncan Donuts raised prices by 10% the donut Diva he committed his time to combating this dangerous misinformation another reason that I am struggling to believe in the new and improved Brian stelter it's because of something that he said just three months ago back in June Rachel mattow she pushed this ridiculous theory that Trump would round up the woke Army in the media and put them in camps if he was reelected now if Brian stelter was truly a changed man if he was committed to the dangers of false information he would have done the right thing and classified this Theory as [ __ ] instead he did this watch for yourself we use the words that Trump and his allies have said and we use them to talk about the future jail of course is the extreme part of the spectrum imprisonment is an extreme part but think about IRS audits think about government pressure on media companies think about other forms of government interference there are a lot of pressure points and frankly Rachel mat is not the only member of the media thinking about this I've talked to the heads of news organizations CEOs of media companies that are thinking through not in dramatic fashion not because they're afraid of going to jail but because they want to know what could Trump do to use his power in the second term to punish the media maybe I'm a skeptic but I'm just not buying into the new and improved Brian stelter now this is pure speculation on my part but I don't think CNN is done bringing back familiar faces I mean they got to do something their Prime Time lineup is sinking faster than the SS lizo maybe they bring back Donnie lemon I mean I don't think it would be on a permanent basis I don't think Donnie would return to hosting a Prime Time show every night although he couldn't perform any worse than the current huge embarrassing failures hosting shows in prime time at CNN but I don't know I don't know we'll see G to be interesting to see though if Brian stelter has actually changed we'll have that answer next Tuesday after the debate if my sports book was taking bets my money would be on Brian stelter not changing a damn thing but what about you do you think think Brian stelter has changed has he went from clearly biased to unbiased has counseling helped him get over his obsession with the Trumper also why do you think CNN brought back Brian stelter is this a sign of desperation from a network that is rapidly sinking you tell me sound off in the comments below like subscribe share the video appreciate your support best way to contact me is by email at BTL kc84 gmail.com and I'll see you guys later