Aaron went to England and came back

my guest today we are back in full effect the man to myth the legend Mr Aaron Jones he's an entrepreneur musician man of many talents he's been to England I haven't [Music] [Music] there he is I knew something was coming I'm digging it where's my my headphones Turn My Headphones Up Turn My Headphones Up what's happening player I don't know what have you got oh what have you got what don't you have this is John Daniels I'm bringing the fun back bringing the phone back got dude I'm how about that let's have at it salute how you doing man oh my God making children re repopulating the earth I have to wait get back up to your yeah yeah tell me all about that is your mic over your head let me ask you that it's the mic over my head yeah it is hear me bring it down I can but like if you lean back it goes completely way all right you know what no you're good that's better put this on in a bit all right let's get this adjust today you're adjusting that's good you're good there it is how's that how's that if I just bring it all that close now yeah thank you for joining us this evening boys and girls fireside chat with Jeremy Taylor yes you could be on like what was him light mix 99 you remember that station oh hi this is Casey Cas I'm bringing you the top 40 hits of the of this uh lovely Tuesday evened R start this off with a little Seline beond here we go Casey case dude he's dead is he oh yeah yeah he's long gone he's probably long gone bro you been to England since the last time we talked your mom's been to England no she hasn't I'm kidding my mom ain't never been out of mobile yeah we've been to England it was fun bro so what was that like that bad or they just like is that all like whatever uh you say bad now um why you say bad they ain't got to be bad well you know what I'm saying it's always been people have these you know people over there have bad teeth or something oh yeah I mean there's hold on I'm getting my volume adjusted here so I can hear you better here we go all right no more distractions get it turned up turn this phone down yeah so bad teeth England no there's people there's some their their hygiene's gotten better over there um their food's gotten better they're they're pretty good I didn't yeah it's I guess it's uh you know New England versus old England I guess was that the first time you've ever been over I know you've been like what to Amsterdam uh I've been to Amsterdam Mexico uh England a couple times couple islands and stuff like that I mean yeah I me like European countries yeah um with England timeses Paris um yeah not not too many places I I haven't traveled that much um I have I Heather to thank for that for getting me out of the house so yeah yeah hey me and my wife would love to get out of the house kind of hard well you're gonna be getting out of the house a lot you know you got daycare and you got to go buy more kids clothes and again tell me about that sir what are you doing that I don't I I don't want to be doing the same thing you are that's why get out of the house yeah yeah it's water there huh she had her tubes tied after our son right I I read that we were done and she was just you know not feeling well and and behold we go to the doctor and you're five months pregnant five months so so when's the big day is it uh is it like December or November I said December 4th is de 4 that's the predicted you know I think she's further along than that yeah who knows Thanksgiving day you're sitting down and watch the game and everything and all of a sudden you're like honey you got to go how I mean are you guys are are you excited now are you over the shock yet are you still kind of like man we still we're still how does this work out so you get your tubes tied and you get pregnant again uh I mean can you like go back and is there like a is do you like get your money back for that part of the procedure and all do they get to like chip in for child support or something on the end of it it's kind of like Hey listen we tried to alter out here and you uh here we are again so you can most definitely like sue them but we're not going that route I mean you know that's that's crazy we're you know I don't know man you've seen the uh the the the increase in the cost of living since 2020 in the last four years have I yeah I sure have because we keep that rate going you know it's like you don't want to sue anybody but come on no especially over human life I feel like it was meant to be I'm like this Joker is meant to be on this planet the universe is he is he is coming for a reason and he is going to be something else is all I can figure got got any name yet um you're struggling with that talking about that still struggling with that still struggling with it oh I've been talking to your mom a little bit about it she had you know some she's been throwing ideas you don't ask old people for names advice old name I you talk to old people you go straight to the source then I digress sorry mom your dad even shared the story of how he named you he was just at work chilling and it hit him man like an epiphany he just called he called your mom I D I totally forgot y'all used to live in the house across the street the one they're in now man we traveled far my friend far yeah directly across the street in that neighborhood I I dude all that stuff man like I get all you know me I'm I'm a reminiscer and I'm I'm going through all this stuff and they're they're telling me it's all like bringing it back to me and I'm like oh my God it did y y'all live like that's right any OG house the OG house what was that dog's name when you like back in like early 2000s that was in that yard oh used to call time we'd be over there hanging out Joker Joker that's Joker yep somebody I know had a dog named a doberman named Mariah Carey and I can't remember I see resemblance all right what it how same yeah right hey she speaking to be aest with the Christmas music so you know you hush your mouth about Mariah care because she's coming up next on Casey K top 40 she's coming yeah you name me one Mariah car song beside the Christmas song right you know what um can't do Dream Lover is that her song Dream Lover that is her song is yeah got Dream Lover that her song Come On Now Vision of Love That was her first song I had yeah anyway anyway so yeah Big Red's lawn care service this summer has taken over and I have not been able to do this this has been just it got out of hand man I've got so much I I like every day after work I work seven to four get off work I might do a yard or two a day and then it's starting to slow down and I've had three people move so I kind of lost but I I'm not mad at it because it's supposed to be just fun money now it's like you opened their mailbox to see what the forwarding address is going to be yeah right you just follow them say hey yeah I think they're all like moved two of them moved into apartments and I'm like there's nothing I can do for you I hear a contract I know I just got one for some condos off here man and it's started dude it's it's legit it pays That's Where It's At man you go hustle and then you go hit up like the the grocery store parking lots and stuff like that and contract with them and you're just weed eating the medians I have a job though that's what I tell people they're like can you be here in morning I'm like no I have to go to work it always starts where it's your parttime or your hobby becomes part-time your parttime becomes semi full time and before you know you're like hey I can step out and do this I'm not cutting grass at my age full time about myself yeah I hear you on that I'm I'm so ready for cooler weather right now bro I have second thoughts every day about my life choices whole yeah but it's like you're doing something you enjoy and I don't mind cutting grass I really don't but it's it's um you know I've had a lot of fun with it and it's you know open like doors for to me see if I wanted to I could there's no doubt but I just don't I don't see it going at there I really don't but I have you know I enjoy taking care of your parents because you know I pull up it's a same thing dude every time I get done blow it off get done your mom at the door I'm G tell Aon you c i told Aon you cut the grace I still wait a few days before I pay you I'm like uh vinbo oh they want me to reset a password will he get paid this week yeah show me the money no but it's always fun to talk to them man you know they love to you know oh man they enjoy having you out there I'm glad yeah man I she was like the first person I talked to about everything with uh Amy and what was going on because it was scared to death like and I just I was in that all the anxiety had built up and I went over there to cut the yard that day and I you know went in there to speak to him a minute before I left like always do and it was like diarrhea of the mouth I just let your momar what was because we had told nobody that there was the possibility of being pregnant and she's like oh my word I'm like yeah this is real I come back the next time she's like I yeah she said I told you I said because we didn't know we didn't know she was pregnant full on but it was like we had idea man that's that's huge I know man it's crazy it's crazy but uh well congrats thank you yeah you you guys have got this if anyone else is gonna have this it's gonna be you so oh man we're trying we're just trying to be good parents as the uh this world is crazy right now but it's you know my kids keep me going that's that's the part about it it's they're they're holding me down but uh hey at least you got somebody that's going to be sticking around to help take care of them when you're older you know I know right right I look at myself and I'm like a crap I'm G have to teach these dogs a few new tricks they gonna have to learn they gonna learn today uhuh they I they've been trying to get me into the genealogy thing but we go down these rabbit holes of stories and one in particular was uh I brought it up oh I think we were laughing about the the CB's thing ain't that what it was called CBS yeah secets secets yeah which one is that what your story was that you wanted to tell me yeah that's where I'm opening the door right now all right man because yeah you said you had a you text me and said you had a funny story and I know I know I know and you know what and then you're like your mom told me a funny story and I was rolling and now I'm like I what on Earth is she possibly I've been trying to get Clues out of you like what are you uh what is this you gota let me go forward with it all right man but but it was graduation you nailed it today in the text message I'm not even li but you so now you get to help me tell the story but I I want to hear it as uh I want to relive it from you hearing it as an outsider so full disclaimer folks I've never told this story to anyone else um this should be pretty pretty comical um it's get it get it all right I I don't even like I said we were talking about that and it it came up um she was talking I think I asked for a picture of you in the uniform you know I need it and um I'm trying to remember how the whole conversation went and she she was talking about the grad when you graduated like I guess uh was was it that or high school that's what if it was um if it was if it was based off my my three clues that I uh text you today um I said did it involve um uh oh God what was it uh Casino let me look at the text Casino yeah I want to see how I worded it though um what was the three things I said yeah um how many texts did you send me since then buddy I have no idea to do the scroll yeah anyways um yeah something about Casino Navy uniform form and yeah and that was the secet and um was you graduating from high school in that uniform no no no what was you had the uniform on that's the whole basis of the story so I had a uniform on we were um I was I had to be about 16 and 17 uh yeah 16 or 17 at the at the latest um and it was one of their two to three week like summer basic pre-basic training kind of things you get to go to and and play like you know play boot camp and it was fun we did the gas chamber we did the you know the repelling we did you know we woke up at 4:30 every morning for R and then you know people fought in the back of the barracks and all that it was like you know like boot camp for a 16-year-old like Scared Straight if you remember those shows back in the day taking me at the traille and beautiful like hysterical story and you're like it was the worst time of my life put so beat out of a way it's like there was you like a week and a half in you know you get like your one phone call kind of like everybody gets called parents to check in we're all like I want to get the hell out of here I want to go home and you're like no you're not going home all right stay and get me so anyways we do the graduation and it's uh and it's the full on you're out the parade deck you march in you march out you're all that youve got the uniform and and it's identical dress whites to the Navy it's for the you know the badge it just said think dance and um so we do the graduation and we're leaving and on the way and because of where it was at like in Gulfport or buuy um parents were like hey let's just to the buffet yeah we're like we're gonna go get some crab legs exactly that's what say she said one of the you know the buffets or whatever but the buffet is attached to the casino so they go inside and here I am you're telling the story there's my details so you tell the story so it was a hot day in buuy Mississippi people were craving crab legs and a buffet and uh this this young man was in his and his whites from head to toe he's ready to go eat the buffet he's he's mosing on in they get stopped by the gentleman this young man is not allowed into the Buffett to consume the buffet or the crab legs so this young has to go the he has to go to the arcade the children and he's nearly grown and he has to chill like I can just see you a 17 years old little friend nurse dude in his whites he is bro you're so pissed like you're like fire engine red and you're having to hang out in the arcade and like little kids you could even there was there was just this this whole level of like all right I get it and uh but if you thought about like even when you're 17 you could really enlist in the military you know with yeah yeah you parent signature and stuff so um so the thing is like I could really be in the Navy right now and cannot go in there and get any crab legs are you kidding me full uniform full everything but I'm going tell you this I was hit back then with little 15 16y old kids that were in there I'm like yeah that's what I'm trying to picture they're all coming up there was there was a lot of mixed reviews you know kids were mean you kids were mean back then you know some were like who are you in the Navy that's cool like yeah go away nerd are you guys like this you yeah you can't really say it like they would back then why is this why is this man in here in his Navy outfit yeah like are we in trouble sir I'm a boy give me your quarters what I'm like he's in there like roughing up the kids taking their games and the guy behind the counter the ticket counter is like you shouldn't don't like that he did the bo I think she told me they had the like put a bracelet or something on you that you couldn't leave out or whatever oh oh they yeah you're known it's like underage uniform pull you so um yeah I got PTSD from that I guess you could say that's my uh that's my hard time in the arcade thanks for bringing that up that was in Area 51 she's telling me the story and I am absolutely about to follow at the door laughing oh yeah you guys start chuckling and everything telling it and because they're on the other end they're looking back like at the same time like oh that's that sucks for him but they're like so long ler they were going for the buffet they didn't care about your graduation they're like we're getting some crab legs you he's been gone this long he can wait a little bit longer and my dad's all like don't you GNA try taking that uniform off you're proud of that you wear it proud and you keep that cover on and you you make us proud in that arcade son you better ever have top shooter on that shoot game better get the best SC D I'm gonna check he was rocking the dress FES yeah I'm talking about oh there yeah I see if you if you don't know to know sound out his screen name there the kd4 you don't know how to pronounce it could do what is it I really don't know that's his ham radio license name name how's it pronounced it you have to say it like phonetically k d d l okay okay yeah that's his like handle if you don't know how to say it it's just yeah dcker oh oh um see you tell stories and then all of a sudden things appear from the past we just got a letter we just got a letter letter it's from like you just got handed some oh yes yes yes on today's mail no you didn't no you didn't this one actually isn't mine um like does it fit more like popey spach I eat spinach Pap man I need a popy hat so bad uh it's papy papy Pap Pap papy bro yeah man so I made them proud and uh I wore the uniform proudly at um whatever place they went got crab legs at and um she said she couldn't remember stuff like Treasure Bay or maybe IP I can't remember probably probably yeah I it probably makes sense like if Treasure Bay or something you know got to go in and fight the Pirates in the arcade so right exactly I would be telling people I was fighting I was arm wrestling like in the in the arcade I had him lined hey you come here I was taking all the seniors down right so why did you never go into the military I never I don't know if I've ever asked you that yeah persuaded otherwise you know I I wanted to go and um I don't know some things sometimes they they feel like they should be the right thing for you and then maybe they're not going to be the right thing for you and so you take a different path and uh yeah and then when I went back and tried to I had to many tattoos for the regulations at the time so are you serious you when was that when did you try to go back in oh did you try like you you so you decided to get for a while like early 20s like early yeah earlier 20s before going back over to Jacksonville and stuff like that and um and then when I was back in Jacksonville um actually looked at going back and they're like yeah got to many tattoos I'm like really so I paid for my own school and my training and that was that that was a wrap so I agree with your wife she said you'd have been too spicy for the military that's why I was persuaded otherwise so I would have been probably yeah you know you know us from back in the day we had problem with authority at times we did you know yeah it's uh yeah we like to put the F you and fun and fun f you yeah no I would have never I could I respect everybody who has served the military simply starting on the grounds that I could not do it because there's no way at that the the just the discipline aspect of it I guess I'm just too wild man I'm just like you know there's I wouldn't have lasted I'd have been kicked out I'd have been in jail I'd have been awall something I served uh I served a four-year tour of uh DEET and uh Southern Mobile Alabama from about to 90 or 96 to 2000 right roughly yes yes now I drink to forget right your wife is a Navy officer and she says you don't even listen to her I don't I don't believe that for one minute I I listen you do listen I listen yes I listen in my own way yeah I I listen I yeah so what what do you you did um do you do you care about talking about school is that like I always ask people is there stuff you don't want to talk about like I it's just not it's just boring you talking about like school school like as far as all that how long did you homeschool like all of it or just shut your mouth oh I'm sorry I ain't no homie who you talking about cuz I ain't no homie here I got friends that listen I got friends on here I got friends listen safe word is whiskey whiskey whis whiskey whiskey no no it's uh toward the end of the high school years it did like the paral home school kind of thing and it so I could go to work because my parents had me in a private school that was a 45 minute drive away through the back Country Roads God it was in cenell the other side of cenell oh my God that had been one of like those church every day every day there and back that's like a hall Man 10 years 10 years every day you're driving like I mean for drink to forget right realiz like citronell is like Backwoods rural area from lower Alabama where we're from and um that's a whole I mean it just it's not like you jump on the freeway and run 45 minutes to work I mean that's that's not really a push because I mean I'm pushing 40 minutes every day there and back and it don't seem like nothing but 45 minutes from where we grew up to citronel was there was no easy way to get there cars that didn't like just Breeze at 65 and 70 miles an hour either right they chugged along yeah I couldn't imagine that was uh I imagine that was pretty gross yeah I got car sick most mornings and God yeah it was fun we just prayed about it and kept on going to school praise God he said we just not all right bro did you ever have like people in class that just like vomit for no reason you ever like in elementary school and stuff there kid just like puke they come in there like Ralph I remember that a little bit yeah with a cat I did have public school days in my younger days you know yeah yeah I did the orchard time yeah orchard Elementary yeah I did I did time in Orchard and then they let me go that was uh I had a friend I used to like you know they had little remember the little milk cartons chocolate milk in them yeah bro I'd wait till he get a mouthful like chocolate milk and I would like Goosey like like he like shoot it out his nose and he get so mad at me I was like in the fifth grade and it just made him so mad and know I had a bunch baseball cards on the inside of my jean jacket one day I collected baseball cards like a mad man and uh he caused me to steal my chocolate milk on the inside of my jean jacket on my baseball card I'm like I deserved it but at the time I like cried you know I mean it was uh it kind of broke a record because I cried every day in elementary school from kindergarten to third grade I think I think I remember you crying about that to me one night after a show I may have chocolate milk my baseball card I had a kid RI Jor bball card he got milk all overk I don't remember like 1990 Don rust R card and he got all my chocolate milk on it it had definitely dude it uh I don't know man like I remember that I remember crying about that in fifth grade and being embarrassed I don't know why CRI from kindergarten to third grade though it was like every day I wanted to go home I'm going to first aid lying about being sick and crying want to go home you start thinking about stuff like that sometimes I don't know see a pattern seeing a pattern I still cry some days it's okay oh manown men do cry easier count the days I don't cry I guess okay I am okay uh but yeah 97 goport Mississippi arcade flashbacks every time you see a crab leg you flip out I go to the casinos now can I mama can't stop me oh my God anyway Jesus I don't know bro yeah I wondered about that though I mean I wasn't trying to like you send you some weird no no no no no you could lot of people now they are homeschooling because they're all like you know my C ain't going to that Joe B Elementary yeah but and today it's normal it's normal for a lot of stuff you remember also internet dating was a thing back in the 90s too and everybody's like you met your you met your girlfriend where onl online oh on that internet that boy stays up all night them they met online they would always talk crap about people who met online like did you see so and so they met online they're strange who does that that's so weird yeah yeah now it's like who meets in public yeah last time somebody met in public everything we grew up with is completely opposite you know don't get in cars with it's like all the memes you see don't get in cars with strangers and don't do this now we got Uber and they were taking food from strangers you know and then there's grinder I mean when what is grinder we've been through this no we have not ask ask your fans ask my fans have we ever been through grinder what is grinder is it like an app I'm Googling right now yeah go ahead grinder che check out grinder look I hope it did you you said we before I think I asked or I made a comment and you asked me what grinder was well that my B grinder is like a DeWalt Grinder comes up like right away oh that's good you're your search for like gay folks to date okay dating is a nice way to put it it's more of a hookup site oh okay yeah it's more of like if you're on the app and somebody else is on the app it will flag your location so you can see where each other are at and you can meet up for a social Gathering social check this out I gotta run this one by you all right so I'm like didn't real Mobile's got like this little booming kind of little comedy scene which I think is great you know and uh so I'm like you know they give these people like couple minutes you get up do like open mics for comedy yeah I'm like I gotta do this I got to go see if I'm as funny as like I think I am you know I might not be right but it's like the so they're having it like the main place to have it some of it is like gay bars and I don't care I have a whole bit lined up for this now it's fun yeah I'm and it's like you're going to I'm like I don't guess it really matters nowadays does it I don't know I mean I'm not gay but it's like you know I can uh I don't know I don't know if I'm too old with my sense of humor to go like to I don't know if these people nowadays like get the same I have I'm like the Bernie Ma you know that's my cat Williams and the you know some of these people I like and Bernie Mack was a funny funny guy oh dude but I don't know if I'm G try it I'm G try it I'm go in there I don't even know if I'm let Amy go I think I'm just going to go by myself go in there one night you check it out and be like yeah my first time in a gay bar you know kind start I thought my dad was gay for a while but you know that kind of uh I'm just kidding dad he's not but uh I don't know man I don't know my Dad don't watch my stuff anyway I think his white does sometimes but if you see this dad's wife I don't think he's gay I really don't but uh not anything wrong with that for him I reckon I don't I'm I think just go in there and just tell a story about yourself and how you ended up in a gay bar on whatever night of the week it is that's what I'm thinking you're right there with me that's what I'm thinking like how did I end up at Gabriel's on Conta Street doing open white comedy at almost 47 years old Gabriel's is still around yeah it's like I mean it's you wouldn't recognize downtown mob I don't know when you came back when you come in town January did you did you go down there um no I didn't I mean uh last time I went down to do any socializing or anything like that was um Christmas a few years ago we stayed at the hotel down there and um oh yeah that's right stay down there yeah and uh and we walked around it was like we're getting to walk around right yeah no it's uh restaurants are like everywhere you look down there they turn like every little kind of the that typical Southern hipster Vibe you expect to [Music] see which is good it's the weird Greaser mustache but they still have an accent you know it's like a weird Greaser well you see like the dress attire and you're like oh this guy looks like he's from Seattle or Portland or something and then he talks he's like do you like me make you a Manhattan or would you like an oldfashioned you're like oh I want you to repeat what you just said you want a Moscow me I'm confused you want yourself a hurricane I want you to stop this you got to quit I don't know I'm gonna record it though and probably put it up and see if it's funny I don't know yeah but you know I think the same thing it's like we got a we got a lot of local little bars and uh restaurants and stuff uh in our spall areas that they all do the same thing they encourage the open mic and get up and you know play some uh play some music blow your nose or you know do some open mic comedy and um it's uh it looks appealing but I don't know it's like I feel like I'm gonna get up there and freeze because I you know I always hated public speaking everything no dude I've already got a whole bit I have like all these notes of stuff that I I want to like this is random stuff I do out through the day it's like uh just just random stories and random stuff to put together some of it me and you have talked about some of it it's just been you know it's like I don't know why and it's always like been a funny thing to me you remember like as a kid then you might just think I'm just off the walk when you saw somebody naked was it funny like a kid and you're like accidentally see like grown person like naked or something it's yeah and it's still funny like if you go to YMCA today you guaranteed for whatever reason for whatever reason there's going to be some guy from like the early 1900s that's gonna be in there fully naked for no reason he had a shower a half hour ago and he's just been hanging out literally and know walk in and they've got one leg up on the uh the bench which that I'm impressed by alone that he can get the leg that high we're talking 95 years old yeah because but things happen when you start aging right Beyond old yeah it's much like a tree that gets bigger and and it has rings it's like your your nuts decide to want to hang a little lower the fruit hang hash marks down your thigh it's like you got a leg up on the thing you walk in and it's just this like what is this bean bag stretched out every YMCA or any gym for that matter I just say ym MCA because that just seems to be where old men hang out probably but any gym anywhere it can be a spa like a spa treatment we've we've traveled and as a matter of fact yes we were in England and there was Spas there and you know the pools and stuff like that and we're changing and you know Heather goes in and takes her shower and she changes and comes back out she's like that was nice you know I'm like yeah so was mine you know greeted in there guy Sprout out sitting you know bear ass on the Locker seat and everything it's just like well I mean you can dry off and then just like put on some underwear or something come on why it's uh you know I was working at a chemical plant for a little while um with a contract whatever and in the locker room you know a lot of people man a lot of these younger guys they they didn't take a shower before they went home you know they kind of encouraged it they even you know they're like yeah you can go you know we're supposed to work 7 to 7 but we work 640 to 640 so you had like a 20 minute you know if you if you wanted to hang around in the locker room and take a shower because you could you had to leave your work boots there because of what was on them and everything anyway so we're like WR down for me of course this guy that's been working there for like 57 years just like you're talking about brother got on like What's that name brand I see him on the TV all the time what's that uh F The Loon fr the Loon man them expensive drawers uh who they call them uh they made out of of fire hose some of their pants their pants are uh the buck naked stuff or the yeah yeah yeah Buck Naked underwear what is that call Buck Naked underwear I think no they they called something anyway I don't know is it duth or something duth yeah yeah this dude had on like the Whitey ties with the duth yeah the waistband and it's like every day he just slow bro he get down to them tidy whes and he would all and I'm like trying to get my work boots off trying to get my stuff together because I man I'm tired of looking it's like every day dude you look over and it look I just didn't like to see it so you know but he always no we and we shouldn't be subjected to that every time you want to go into a public Gym Bro and he like slides his old drawers down while he's sitting down he stands up he'd always take his hand and go on his butt and walk off into the shower I'm like why well you know and then so I come out one day and it's like you know I'm tell tell yourself it was a good game that day flap ass and you know it's like a good p in the back so I'm just like slap yeah good [ __ ] I asked one of my co-workers one day I'm like bro they come in there and they're like uh was talking we had just talked about that morning because of course there's like this like 6 fo8 black dude that worked there and I come in one morning to get ready and he's coming out of the shower and I'm like you and your pet anaconda have a good afternoon you know yeah yeah whatever everybody's like laughing I'm likeo for real do you have like a license to carry that exotic pet but anyway oh this they like and I got he said uh at least you had seen bird who whoa whoa and I'm like what you talking about bird nest and he said you don't know who bird's nest is I'm like no and he points and it's the dude that like right by me the old man I'm like hold up why you call it bird never mind look down like baby [Music] bird that's what he called they called him bird nest like terrible imagine that being your nickname Bird that's your future it is it's my what you talking about but uh I don't know man it it's just things like that you know going back to the I'm like I have too much that goes on up here now if I could actually put it together in a to do a standup comedy that would you know for a few minutes that'd be one thing but right I don't know that I could I'm gonna try I really GNA try I mean I'm not scared of I mean who's gonna laugh or make fun of I laughing to be good but if they make fun of me or they don't like me whatever it's just like everything else who' done you even practicing music and stuff you just you write write it down you take your notes and you just practice it you you know set up a timer and tell those stories and see if you can you know work on a delivery and everything else and just go with it and uh if you got enough to fill that few minutes keep people chuckling yeah go rocket that'd be funny it' be like where you go I gotta yeah I I have a show with Gabriel going to hang out with a friend [Laughter] Gabriel is this sister G Gabriel I'm not gay no Gabriel don't make it awkward don't make it awkward I you know I think I've been to Gabriel's like if it's the place that's been there for like 40 years I think I've been drugg into Gabriel's down in Marty gr before and stuff it's like oh my wife said she used to go there every Sunday and eat because they it was like Kara I think they had karaoke and stuff going on there I think we end up doing karaoke at Gabriel's bro I remember seeing you doing karaoke downtown on Dolphin Street the old SE loue the old Seaman's Lounge dude you don't remember that night you went on Dat Heather cover your ears no you were there he dated people before you we were out I was working the door cell block or something and you was out with a chick like on a date and y'all were just like out having drinks or something and I'm like where y'all going and there we was texting each other back and forth and you were like we're down here at this place like to go to uh you and this chick were in there doing like car and we come in and I like buting your balls about it yeah no we weren't dating or anything uh no no no no I mean I was like I was just I kind of remember who I was down because there not many people I would have gone done like karaoke with you know for anything so I'm not like I say I don't go do karaoke with a lot of people but um there was um I do remember uh going down I think we went into like Reds and Haley's all those places sound familiar uh familiar and then I think yeah Seaman's Lounge was like down in the all the way down street yeah it was it was like it was it's a restaurant now it was that I think yeah we were in we were in there doing you 90s rock and stuff like that I didn't remember if you went down there or not that's funny I did I called up with you that night down there and I was like I remember that your wife said you go to Gabriel's for the crab legs the crab leg let's get this straight I go for the crab Lego any who any so England any so yeah um I think you should do it man go do some open like go do some comedy at the uh D at Gabriel's yeah like it yeah I don't really care where I mean they I mean there's other places they'll have it's just like the different nights of the week and I told this one guy he's going keth come on here and do a show um a local comedian and uh just talking to him some other people and it's they have I mean it's I can't go at 10:00 on a Wednesday night you know what I'm saying I with having work the next morning and and everything like that so I'm G have to try to go to one that's on a Friday night or Saturday night or something like that I can't week nights no bro them days is over with I mean I'm cting down the minutes I'm like trying to run to the bed by 10 p.m most of the time but during the week you know what I'm saying right right back in the day we could stay up for two days and not blink harly you know but yeah yeah yeah those back yeah those were the days not so much we try we try that was without the help of the cocaine or anything either that was all natural I all that BS we were just we didn't have no Red Bulls we a had no monsters we had Mountain Dew cigarettes baby that's all we needed we can stay up for like two days Fuel and CDs like a good mix of CDs and cassettes you know depend upon how far back you want to want to throw our age around yeah yeah and um no it was uh it was fun times though but I don't know how I think it was just being young and just full of I don't know wild raging testosterone running the streets anding Ruckus I don't know any like younger people do it in their 20s now they're like you know people I've met and worked with they're like oh my God 9 o' on Friday night I'm like dude what are you talking about I can't imagine it's like back in like 09 2010 out of the house we were like when the band was playing I told this dude at work the other day he's 25 I said look I get off work working seven to5 I would get on a Wednesday get off work at five o'clock we would load up our band gear drive to New Orleans from mobile almost three-hour drive would not go on Stakes almost 11:00 at night and get back home and sometimes I went to work in the same clothes I left in the day before no no drugs and like to keep me up no nothing yeah it was all No Monsters no Red Bulls no nothing and it was like you know and then play somewhere you know Thursday night and then Friday night Saturday night be out of town you know and and do they like oh my God I couldn't imagine I'm in bed man I'm like that's how in Jacksonville man I was playing with Mana Zen and um there those other guys there and yeah and I was working at Toyota and stuff like that and I'd wake up and be like uh oh no I had like 20 minutes sleep in my car in a parking lot I hope nobody saw me hydration I need hydration oh my gosh and yeah you just got through the day on like tropical smoothies and Gatorade and like whatever else you're just like oh please keep it down please nobody talk to me oh dear God bro Emon man I like people nowadays they don't uh they're not built like we are bro they're not the the fruity 2y Vapes and the white Claws and on you yourself a good hard Selzer and a nice flavored donkey poop uh Vape flavored you know whatever yeah unicorn farts it smoke a cigarette like a real human being yeah yeah we didn't smoke to be cool we smok l canc the rest of us you miss smoking do I miss smoking cigarettes yeah no no really sometimes dude I smell one every now and then and I'm like like an oral fixation you have a drink you want cigarette and it's more like boredom but no I I chew a lot of bubble gum I enjoyed smoking though back when like man there sometimes and I'm like did it Style we made it cool it's like you know not the stressed out smoking like oh was like you like Axel Rose said or whoever it was you you smoke a cigarette with style smoke my cigarettes with style baby that and yeah well it started off smoking them because it was stylish but then yeah then you found out you got longer work breaks and um you know if you took cigarette breaks you could get a longer work break and you're like this isn't fair bro I think we're look here I about this was that mobile or Jacksonville no it was mobile yeah you were there it was our show you got your stuff stolen you remember I had the snare drum and um some symbols where cell block and it was at the back and the the back hall yeah yeah yeah yeah get our stuff and put on stage and like main portion of my gear wasn't there I was like what happen you know my snare drum was always flipped upside down in my floor tom with the clamps on it so they had to unclamp it get the snare out of there and then they reached in and grabbed the symbols I forgot about that dude yeah I forgot about so that's like that happened to you we uh I had my own lights and stuff like when we go on the road and some wirel like siser brand Mike's and we uh had a book bag with some other stuff in it and the guy that was playing bass with us such a goofball at the time not talking about Jake another guy I was like dude watch this book bag you know and it's got mics in it two mics some are mics you know they're over $100 a piece blah blah blah he I look up he's standing back inside with us I'm like bro where you're not outside with the Gear walk back out there book back go kid you not not even six months later we're in pasula Mississippi that was in Panama City Beach Florida then not even six months later in Pas goua Mississippi doing a show Almost same exact thing except for it was like the symbols got stole oh dang they got stol in Birmingham too when Jack was playing with us drones we were going into the hotel and he left his symol bag and we were going back and forth making trips and come back out symol bag was going I'm starting to see a pattern here around you Jeremy Taylor book bag symbol bags get stolen they gone but yeah that was uh yeah mean who does that right I don't know yeah hopefully somebody else had more fun with them a some broken symbols from you and blood all over a snare drum they' be like yeah you know I had never seen a man that canar some symbols up like you bro you had to you was hit them like you know I mean just intensity on another level on another but you were Play There was so some of those are like thinner you know so you had to give it a that too yeah it was uh you know you guys made me play pretty hard out there see if reminiscing about drums let me just break out my old um my old case here there it is I was shopping on eBay for RO Ranger stuff today I'm not even gonna lie look at these look at these what is that they're Light Up Sticks Light Up Sticks like drum were they made out of fiberglass or oh my God like acrylic or something oh okay they flex light up yeah they really light up how about that I've never seen that maybe one day you will my friend have you still got a drum kit yeah I still got a drum kit I'm supposed to have practice tomorrow night with a group of guys been um jamming out with and like a classic cover band but um had to cancel that due to everything was happening this week so it was at the Red Cross wasn't it yes yes it was we're having a reunion tour um re what was that man name again getting the band back together a Salvation Army I got my pencils I'm ready thought I got real sticks this time that's why I carry them that case everywhere I go bro you carry that briefcase everywhere with that Ro Ranger make my father proud I was amazed like looking on eBay at the role Ranger stuff and I came across an actual website that they sell all the stuff new still the churches there is a Royal Ranger Tik Tok page if you ever get bored I don't have Tik Tok I'm sorry no I don't have one of those Tic Tac page Tic Tac Tik toac to TI tacky I got no TIY tacky I got no TIY tacky any yeah they had like all the like OG books I started looking at that stuff on eBay so I was thinking about this earlier like what was the uh what was the books they had back it was like Buckaroo handbook buar pioner pioner Trailblazer Trailblazer that was that was like the the older big dog that that was like Cub Scouts Boy Scouts spread eagle scout uh thing it was started out like when you're like what five it was like straight arrows and then you got up to because it had AE thing like inside the cover the like and then you get up to like eight nine it was buckaroos yeah and then at like 12 13 L up then you get to like a 12 13 I'm gonna be aing out one day dude carrying over to the uh I forgot about all but the pioneers and then from there the older teenagers like were uh Trailblazers they had yeah so but then it was dude it had all that on there it had there was one somebody in Pensacola they had the whole shirt for sale that had all the patches you can imagine I just want the white T-shirt that's got the star on it 14 bucks on the website baby brand new done the next podcast I both have them all I was gonna buy a flag the flag is like 60 bucks I'm like $ for a t-shirt but you want $62 for a a flag if I get that flag I put you know what you know what the first rule and we go through this every time the first rule of the Ranger code was now was to be alert and I'm G tell you if somebody selling a flag for $60 I'm gon be alert uhh I ain't paying I'm very alert I'm very alert whatever do that's not happen Hab dashery I couldn't believe it I was like bro I was gonna buy it put it out there on my Sasquatch in the front yard I mean how cool would that be him holding holding a ro Ranger flag that would be great oh my God bro everybody else d that that would just be the Envy of the neighborhood they loveed my sasquat you know people be like you know because we decorated like holidays and everything like that Christmas Halloween Amy does stuff on it Marty gr and things like that but uh kids in the neighborhood come up with their parents maybe walk in the neighborhood and they over there taking pictures with it so yeah that's fun oh dude I love it absolutely love it I love it yeah man she said don't give AR Sasquatch ideas yeah that's another story about that okay next time I see you I may have a uh I may have a gift for you if if Heather had her way yeah it would already be here so watch I love it yeah you would dig this yeah I want to find him I need to go like to the uh you know I don't know how well I would bear up in uh Seattle and all all them places of Oregon and all that but where he's supposed to be in the upper Northwest but I'm sure out in the woods and stuff would be pretty pretty Serene and away from everything crazy I think the Sasquatch lives over on Cody Victor Road area around there you see him around there lurking behind the shed in the bushes sometimes dude don't talk about your uncle like that but no man with your uncle no Dad yeah it's not squat you see him peeking out just he got the same Antics he'll peek out around the corner like just disappear he could move the Vans out of the way for me to cut the grass I'm like yeah I know I know I'll hurry but I need that I need to buy one of them Vans my God all the children I'm having d but uh yeah you're gonna be trading the uh trading the Old King Ranch in soon huh King Ranch B Gone you don't remember what I had last time you were here oh wait you had like a tund no not a tundra GFC Sierra oh that's right though 371 boy DMC hey look I'm trying to get in shape like to lose some weight well you're driving GMC you might walk enough break breaks down get sh that 5 a beast don't would you have you ever used one of those Shake Weights I've always wondered if they like really work or not it might be in set up for something here yeah yeah no no no I've never used one personally no personally no I've never used one and I've I've I've never even thought about buying for anyone I had a friend one time though that bought one out of a out of a joke and a gag for his wife for Christmas one year and um he thought it was hilarious because it was when the commercials were out and all Shak W and they like you can work out this way you can work out this way get two of them he thought it was hilarious yeah so he bought it as a gift one day and uh it was for Christmas and um when time he was telling me when time it came um for her to open it he's giggling hysterically she opens it no Giggles no Giggles no no he had to return it the next day um I get the store that he purchased it from so fortunately I've never had to deal with that ever um he heard hilarious story I think I think he was very sorry he was meant that it was a strictly a joke like not not as like you gotta work out or anything or nothing like that but but more as it was just funny it's like you're downhill skiing you got one each hand what what she doesn't know is um is my friend almost bought two of them um because he thought that you know like if one shake weight wasn't enough that you can work both at the same time baby you got to work out both sides fortunately he didn't do that one no no I mean you you you just when you try to help somebody achieve like would been awkward have been awward yeah yeah yep I don't even know what time it is how long have we been chitchatting for we an hour in baby yeah we are at the finest hour so Matt B's like what did I just come into uh Shake Weights we were talking about the benefits of using the shake weight you know you're training for like downhill skiing or like the exertion this way yeah mountain mountain climbing uh you know various yes there is there is the mountain climber there is the um there's the rowing sometimes you have to get two of them you know side by side and this way yeah the skiing though is the favorite one yeah yeah yeah get up [Laughter] here yeah yeah man it'll shake weight so um yeah man well I'm glad we've caught up a little bit like I said we're gonna I'm back back in full effect aon's gonna be doing a little co-hosting with me hopefully he's uh he's always a hit all every time we do one together people are like you to are idiots together and it's hilarious so I guess thing right yeah I mean we've got some fun stories to tell and you keep texting me you're like man we got to tell these stories we got to tell these stories I'm like I don't know if we can tell these stories but you know what think we'll be able to tell these stories it's uh mama knows that we were crazy oh mama knows we crazy mama knows we you know you know hey look I brought out the video on her she loved dude oh yeah she dropping it Like It's Hot day she's like I was worried that my sister was going to like think bad of me but I wanted to have fun that was my baby's wed I said you do yeah exactly everybody we had fun and yeah got sometimes I had a uh just real quick it was a old hard drive external hard drive that's where I found that video and I have a good bit of pictures from y'all's wedding on there I'll have to email them to you yeah because I don't have too many yeah yeah it's uh there was some like uh you know yeah anyway that's a whole different story but yeah I will I'll give them to you you Che me like a good email because you know it'll take a while to if I tried to send them through text oh yeah we'll talk about it now we probably won't even have these pictures by the next time we do a podcast or something no bro I got you I got you I I take it to work with me so it's that's why I did that day I I just snatched up out of my little Studio here and I took it to work and I'm like man I can't even remember what's on there I had like five phones and Amy's two phones since we've been married worth of pictures and stuff on there all the way back to this is the iPhone like 15 and this is all the way from like iPhone 4 when I had my first iPhone so that's how long back yeah I've got more photos on my phone of my own dogs and my parents ever looked at me as a child so I get it I get it um yeah there was a lot of good stuff funny you don't even have like you don't even have photo albums anymore you just have old phones you're like to few years and this is my phone from you know U from my second child and my first oh this is my phone from high school I should that one right yeah you didn't have phones in high school jokes on you right no we just had beepers that was it beepers last time man yes Pro pager 2024 bring back the pager let's do it Revolution all right man all right we G to do it again soon like I said aon's going to be doing some co-hosting with me and um and we're we're going to have some more I got some guests coming up here soon and and some different things going on so uh the yard lawn care business has had me kind of tied up this summer but we back in full effect he's got the visor on he's got the head turn them Headphones Up Turn My Headphones Up bringing it back with the top 40 we're going to be bringing it back to you live with like truck driver yes sweets oh thank you sir I always enjoy it love it's the only time I ever get to talk to you so yeah I know man hang on a second pick your phone but maybe go in public and have our conversation with everyone so you all get to enjoy so no no we're gonna sign out but you hang on a minute we're gonna talk behind the scenes oh oh stay tuned my friends [Music] later hello