Jerry Lewis and Carol Burnett

[Music] Cynthia come in here I want to talk to you for a minute before the young man gets here Cynthia yes Father what is it today you are meeting Dexter Wentworth I fourth this is not a casual social event it's not no it's not then what is it it is the potential merger of Two Fine families and two great fortunes it is yes and Cynthia do me a favor try to talk more like a lady I can't help it if I've got a postnasal drip I suppose so but do try and get along with Dexter when he gets here well what should I do first I suggest you offer him a drink a very strong drink [Music] yes Dexter where are you confirm it here I am here Dexter I'm here now and about time dexa yes Father how long does it take you to save I I wasn't shaving but what was that steady hum I heard I was playing with my trains Dix do you think that a man of 35 should play with electric trains why not as long as he's careful sit down Dexter on the chair Dexter but don't hit [Laughter] now Dexter you know of course that a meeting has been arranged between you and the Charming young lady a charm young lady yes she won't like me what makes you say that you're my father and you don't like [Laughter] me of course she'll like you Dexter and understand she has a simply Grand personality oh really yes what does she look like you remember you met her a few years ago at the Junior League ball Cynthia vanderhof Cynthia Cynthia vanderhof think C vop oh a tall skinny girl with buck teeth Yes red stringy yeah that's right what would a gorgeous thing like that want with me a good question and I hope it doesn't come up oh you'll do that in 5 minutes Dexter we up I'm up and Dexter yes listen to be carefully yes if you bot this one I'm going to do something drastic you wouldn't take away my trains worse than that you won't go to camp this summer you want stand Dexter oh no dear all right up Dexter up up Dexter For Heaven's Sake this is ridiculous now get going and uphold the family name yes I'll do my very best and Dexter yes [Applause] Father do me a favor Dexter yes take off the those ridiculous glasses until she gets to like you yes all right I I'll I'll really do my very best goodbye Dexter [Applause] [Laughter] hello oh hi you must be Dexter you must be Cynthia yes I am won't you come in oh thank you are you yeah I'm awful sorry but I don't see too good with just the contact lenses oh I I don't either I'm I'm a little nided myself [Music] [Laughter] oh I I'm terribly sorry I was so clumsy that's nothing that's at my debut at the aster Hotel I fell down a whole flight of stairs did did you get hurt no luckily I fell on my mother would you would you like to sit down oh thank you would you care for some champagne no I I don't I don't like champagne me neither it tickles my nose my [Music] hot uh where did you go to school huh school where did you school oh I I I went to the Naval Academy but I flung out what I wasn't very good with buttons did did you did you did you have fun in college well no not not very much you see um you may not believe this but uh I was a very hobly child really my father suggested plastic surgery oh when are you going to have it I had it [Music] already they did a very unusual job thank you Dexter H would you like to dance yes with you okay I'll try I'll turn on the radio yeah that would help keep rhythm yeah [Music] [Laughter] [Music] who [Applause] you certainly do dance well Dexter I watch a lot of Fred stale movies all this activity just made me breathless what's it out again yeah it made me nauseous yeah you know something I'm glad we met each other I I I feel funny oh no maybe you coming down with a bug no it's not that it isn't no what is it I think I'm in love oh I'm so glad you said that because now I I think I could say something to you no offense now but you've got animal magnetism I probably caught it a camp I'm glad [Music] cythia would you would you like to take a walk in a park yes oh yes I you know I go any place with you and you know something else for the first time in my whole life I have a funny kind of a feeling that well maybe I won't be an Old Maid [Music] [Laughter] wow Cynthia after we're married yes and we have a child yes I really hope that you're not too disappointed the way it looks what do you mean well with me the father and you the mother it ain't going to be no Raquel Welsh that's [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] funny wow is right we should we go for a walk now yeah I like that you know I never really thought that I would need anybody to H Wonder [Applause] [Music] [Applause]