OG Prison Guard Shares War Stories From Rikers Island | Leroy Ebron

Leroy Ebron is back I can sell yo what's this all about you know I'm I'm laying in the cut they don't see me e on I'm laying in the cut they going in they teing the sell up yo that's that y'all snitching on me down here y bunch of down here man let me find out somebody snitching on me they come out say yo cat we can't find nothing we searched everywhere but see today the captain he got a bunch of Don these are officers that don't know what the they doing tance I never see the officers in my life I'm like that he couldn't bring the Goon squads the real officers that came in with me to C at yo you call me down here for I said since when you know me to call you down for nothing I said look who you br Beav and butts you bring them down here let me go in there he said tell him off going D I want him next to me I don't want him next to me cuz I'm going to go in that cell so I go in the cell yo E what's going on man I said Ain nothing I said y why you talking like that he said talking like what I said you don't talk like that you talking like what man I said I know you got something see you welcome back baby part three the people wanted you the people got you and and you haven't done any other interviews since you've been you've been saving out uh you hit me up all the time yo E when we back when we back when we back baby that's right and uh you're here with your third different hat oh so is every time you come you're G to have a different hat I like I tell you I can't spoil it but nothing nothing's better than the red hat nothing better you like that that was a lucky hat that was a lucky hat that's right million views wait tell you said how lucky this ha will do man people are still running into you all you said people are outside your house yeah yeah taking pictures and stuff like that you know that's so cool isn't it crazy social media your life could just change yes yes I met so many different people you know and even um I want to thank John Kennedy you know working with Netflix and Lulu Lopez that's who's I'm I'm working with you know what I'm saying uh and um CC Franklin they call me May Brown what's up CC you know he he hooked me up with Matt haer you know so shout out to M haa you know and um and also you're getting ready to do your merch yeah yeah my merch hopefully have it for this episode yeah yes yes we'll have the link here um all the proceeds go directly to Leroy Ebron um so make sure you guys get his merch we're trying to get something made with your face on it hopefully that'll be ready uh when we drop this or if not this episode the next one right right um but I really think people will love your merch okay I I appreciate it that's thanks to my man uh Big Mo in Delaware his crew out there you know they they put that together so sh shout out to Big Mo you know got to The 52 Pickup Teaser give him got to give him his props you know what I'm saying yeah so the last episode people felt it was a little too graphic you know listen listen they wanted real I gave them real I guess I gave them too much real well sometimes too much real people think it's fake you know they thought it was a little too over the top well well you know all I can say is people that lived it and they was there they seen what I seen so they understand and I'm glad them other people wasn't there cuz it was two over top for them they didn't see nothing yet yeah now before we start you know I got to ask you this question I'm going to keep asking you I got to ask you co you know what I'm going to ask you don't do it what the hell is the 52 Pickup don't do it don't do it let me cut my phone off man we need famous all the celebrities are calling we don't need that other yeah uh no phone calls this one all right no phone calls man you know saying no phone calls man what you got two phones now you're making me real famous bro holy [ __ ] CO's got two phones now go ahead I'm ready I'm ready now so what's a 52 Pickup Co you got to finally tell us yeah I tell you if I tell you I got a kitty I can't tell you yet I can't tell you yet baby all right one time you got to eventually tell me it's coming it's coming a theater near you okay so so one episode will be about the 52 Pickup oh yeah it's going to be a big surprise when the 52 come out okay awesome cuz I'm going have the guy that taught me to 52 I ran into them well I got my suspicions do um do do prison guards from Rikers that you're still in touch with do they what do they think about you like kind of exposing Riker's Island well you know um they all right because um they know the life I live was different you know what I'm saying no one's mad at you for for what for what I'm just keeping it real yeah you know you know you can't be mad mad for somebody telling the truth you know the be f facts I'm not throwing nobody under the bus I'm just giving it to you like they gave it to me they try to throw me under the bus and I ain't do that M I tell you they try to fire me yeah they forced you out yeah they forced me out Made made up a story that me and a guy named magesty my heart try to kill an inmate when we really saved the inmate you know that that's why you know it's crazy you said that because nobody get moved 2:00 in the morning they moved that in me out that I saved his life and me and M they moved him out 2 o'clock in the morning so when I came to work that morning 7:00 in the morning and I knew that was the the last witness I need I went to a cell he was gone gone poof Saving Piss Me's Life I'm like yo where's piss me at man I can never forget his name I love him piss me opin love you hope you okay out there [ __ ] I said where's he at they said Ebron white brass and them came in here with the white shirts took him out dragged them out 2 o' in dragged them out I said dragged him out then I put it together they don't want him and me to connect they know that's my way out check it out Other M inmate 25 the life he's serving 25 the life Majesty came tap me cuz I'm thinking I'm like what going do said e don't worry about I got you I'm like what you talking about M I got you my past day two days off I come back come back to work man just see have an envelope he said here Eon that's yours what's this he said open it I open it you know what it was it was the inmate statement telling them thank you ibam for saving my life he had the inmate statement notorized and everything I said how you get that match he said e you know you know all in love and you show these guys in these jail you know what they did said what he said I went to LA library and all of us signed and made a letter a kite that a letter is a kite to all the jails on ret Island all 10 jails and told them what they was trying to do to you and we need to find this inmate right here Bish me Hopkins we need to find him cuz they trying to man they F them come on what kind of love is that back you know and I want to thank all y'all that did that for me y'all you know what I'm saying cuz they try to Railroad me but this is why you treat good people good and come back to you absolutely and and for people that want to hear more of that story that you just elaborated on that's in part one and part two yes yes you know I mean it's show that was amazing now I believe you have a funny interesting show for us today oh yeah so I'm going to pass the floor over to you I'm going to let you take control of the ship and do your thing I'm you know I'm going to give you a lot of laugh you know a lot of pleasant days cuz every day is not a great day in jail like I said you never know what you're walking into you know what I'm saying so I'm I'mma give you one on my way to work Sun shineing come across rers Island Bridge and I hear this song in my head something something something something just ain't right something something something something just ain't right I'm you know I'm cruising across the bridge I'm like Chaos in the Jail but it's stuck in my head I'm like all laugh I'm singing it but once I reach to the jail that song Go zip like you scratch a wre soon when that door open all you see is officers running grabbing Shields grabbing sticks the alarms is ringing it's chaos that song is G out my mind now I'm walking into total chaos I'm like oh God it's gonna be one of those days so I go down to my area and then when I go into my area I hear this em singing I can't hear what he's saying but he's singing so I walk down the to real Clos and he's singing woke up this morning bought myself a gun and in your ey I'm like now this guy never sing this guy everybody always picked on this guy every time I come in his head is under the cover quiet guy but today I come in and he's singing woke up this morning bought myself a gun and hand you in your eye that's a soprano song If y'all don't know and I'm like yo something fishy about this dude so I keep on taking my count then I get to my house gang I said yo what's up with on boy man he up singing yo E we got something to tell you I'm like what's going on he got something what you mean he got something yo somebody came in last night he had a visitor last night they let him in here and you know we not supposed to have visitors but they let him in here and he went to his cell and ever since that dude went to his cell and the guy that was walking away said you got that he said yeah I got that he got something he BR he said cuz ever since last night he been singing you know woke up this morning for myself so I said okay they said eon know he got something I said okay don't worry I'm going to take care so I wait I go to a cell he looking out that window woke up this morning for myself and handing your uh I said yo son yo he been around hey Eon what's up man he all happy and feeling strong hey what's going on man I see yo crack sixl for me hey crack sixl on crack 6L yo E what's up what's up what's up with you man you all right yeah I'm good e you good I heard you had a visitor last night oh yeah one of my man you know he just came see me and said know did he give you anything you know anything I need to know about nah he man got nothing you know got some apples and bananas that's it that's all I got I said all right you know all right you'll be all right I walk out but meanwhile I'm looking around his cell you know like okay so go up front I call for a special Finding the Razor in the Cell search a special search speci on his cell for your cat want a special search on this kid sell all right say all right we be there come down crack six C crack hisself yo what's this all about you know I'm I'm laying in the cut they don't see me on I'm laying in the cut they going in they tearing the cell up yo man what's that going on yo that's that [ __ ] y'all snitching on me down here y bunch of [ __ ] down here man let me find out somebody snitching on me they come out say yo cat we can't find we searched everywhere but see today the captain he got a bunch of theuns the officers y'all don't know what the is these are officers that don't know what the [ __ ] they doing T I never see the officers in my life I'm like dang he couldn't bring the Goon squads the real officers that came in with me I'm like oh man so they looking at your C he ain't got nothing I'm like so C looking at me yo E you call me down here for nothing I said since when you know me to call you down for nothing huh I said look who you br be and bads abber cello you bring them down here C let me go in there he said tell them offic going D I want him next to me you hear me I don't want next to me cuz I'm going to go in that sell right so going to cell yo E what's going on man what's popping right I st nothing I said why you talking like that he said talking like what I said you don't talk like that so you talking like what man I said I know you got something what do you mean I said I give me two chances I bet you I can find it he said all right you got it I said I'mma take this right hand punch you in your jaw then I'mma take my left hand and upper cut you in your chin you said oh I said so give it to me he said all right you got it razor in his mouth a razor in his mouth that's right woke up this morning bought myself a gun and angel in your eye that's right he had a razor in his mouth he said e you going to disarm me no I'm not going to disarm you I know what the cats was doing to you down here you know what I'mma do for you man I'mma give you a job you gonna give me a job I'mma give you a job man for the simple fact that you was honest with me and no static came between us you had that rais in your OG's and Fear mouth we good all all right close the cell close the cell I showed the captain the razor a cap here go razor right here he said E I don't want to talk to you and no D officers get the [ __ ] out of here oh wow e now go leave I don't want to talk now the other IM y e you got it you got it you found it I'm like what's wrong with y'all ain't y'all the same ones that was [ __ ] with him look at that look Y'all Scared now look at y Y'all Scared we ain't scared e we ain't scared [ __ ] that yo what's that I smell what what you smell I smell ass I smell ass I smell your ass I smell fish I smell fear in the air that y'all thought he going to do to y'all I don't care man I told you he had something yeah y'all ass out y'all ass out by the way he gonna be on the team I'm giving him a job I'm giving him a job so y'all just be ready he GNA be on the team all right k at least he ain't against us no more yeah yeah see what I'm saying I that's how quick [ __ ] can happen if you're not on point you know what I'm saying not a point we had a uh a man come in and this is a regular house cuz sometime the big get quiet you know and they don't have no more B mates so they send you a regular house these are adults man old man come in don't mess with the OG's don't mess with the OG's man that's something you don't do not [ __ ] diesel strong man come in he even know me yo E what up man I had him before well up Pap how you doing all right he like yo what's his name don't worry about what his name is you just leave him alone even what's his name don't worry about him he ain't [ __ ] with nobody don't you [ __ ] with him he's an older dude but he te you and they somebody always used to want to try you I don't care who you is you're going to get a knucklehead so just like you got songs that you grew up with like play that funky music white boy or knock knock knock on going to knock knock knock on you know what I'm saying or the other dude got his record you know AJ AJ you know what I'm saying pop got his own song you know what I'm saying you know what his song is I I I had to tr it that cuz it's not a regular song y'all it's not a regular song I Came even it's a song that me and you wouldn't even remember where is it I got it right here I had the penny in my head cuz it's so old so old Ian it's an old song oh yeah there you Shimmy Shimmy Coco Pop go I'mma show you how old it is older than me oh he sing Shimmy Shimmy Coco pop shimy shimmy pop shimy shimy Coco pop shimy shimy pop what the [ __ ] everybody got their own song that's his song Shimmy Shimmy Coco pop simy simy pop then yo man shut the [ __ ] up pop cut that [ __ ] nobody know that wreck shut up Shimmy Shimmy Coco pop Shimmy Shimmy pop and they cursing him out shut up old man you old fat [ __ ] and I go I said yo leave the old man alone I'm telling you he's nothing to be played with yo he man [ __ ] that n ain't nobody said all right I told y'all I ain't G to tell y'all again I told y'all now I got to lock them out they all come out they all go in the day room old man come out like that right he go in the day room and look around cuz like I said they've been marking them looking around D they looking at TV doing push-ups pull-ups read the newspapers Checkers chest everybody doing anything he just standing and say Shimmy Shimmy Coco pop Shimmy Shimmy pop and I know what he was doing he wanted to see who was telling him to shut the [ __ ] up all that time Shimmy Shimmy Coco pop Shimmy Shimmy B ain't nobody say nothing I'm right there I already know what time it is he walk out the day when turn around why did the dude had to say something and that punck ass old [ __ ] I'm the one that said it and he walked right in and S the dude that said it he said Shimmy Shimmy Coco pop Shimmy Shimmy pop the dude looked at him and walk right by him right like he bad you know all of a sudden the old man walked behind him you know what everybody know it's going to be a fight every oh [ __ ] everybody jumping out their seat but the song changed it changed in an instant when he followed the dude out he said Shimmy Shimmy Coco pop shimmy going to pop Shimmy Shimmy Coco pop shimmy going to pop you get what I'm saying y Shimmy Shimmy Coco pop one more time shimmy going to pop and when I heard the record chain I said oh [ __ ] I went behind him and he went behind the dude and said knock that [ __ ] out and stood on and say s me S me cocoa Pop s me going to pop and everybody s over like the Friday movie you got knocked the [ __ ] out what up so now I go pop give me him again said pop n n n you got him away you got him you got him P you good you good you know and then when the kids suck Y and kiss yo what happened the whole house said simy simy cocoa pop simy gotta pop yo yo yo A Lesson in Honesty we cried laughing he was dizzy and I said you got what you deserve cuz I told you leave that old man alone and you did now you know what the shimmy is boy you know what the shimy is boy you got knocked the [ __ ] out I was laughing too cuz I told him leave him alone kid never touch him again never said nothing nobody bother pop pop looked at me wied his eyes yeah that's right this is this the how we do it you know what I'm saying for real for real man you know what I'm saying we like peace and Harmony man you know what I mean but let me tell you about this other dude that came in man dude came in he was faking all the time and I caught him faking he he had everybody all officer thinking something was wrong with him they talk to him he go oh are you okay can we help you I'm like wait a minute I just saw that dude on the phone young he was telling his girl yeah I got them wrapped around my finger they think something wrong with me I'm going to the clinic they giving me everything I want I'm looking at him like that he talking regular so when I go up to him I say yo son I know what you're doing I know what game you playing you ain't got to play that with me because I'mma give you what you're supposed to have just be honest with me okay your sudden the gig is up I'm telling you I know you faking I'm not going to tell you how I know but I know I'm just keeping it real with you that you ain't got to do that to me you know you could be honest with me okay that's how you want to play all right you want to play me like that okay what we having for child oh we have Frankin [Music] beans porking beans oh okay cool this guy loves to eat I said you know what give him all the parking beans he want give him all the porking beans and fanks he want you on at the at theend end of the feeding he had like eight trays in the cell cleaned out he burp all that I'm looking at him I said you all right you you ain't good you ain't good didn't I take care of you the whole house is laughing Ebron he can't talk why you keep trying to talk to this dude he can't talk the doctor come down and everything ion I just saw this [ __ ] on the I just saw [Music] this is your last time be honest with [Applause] me okay okay remember you did to yourself Toilet Paper Troubles walk down the chair I'm singing okay you want to play just a matter of time that's even what you waiting for I said we gave him so many beans and franks he got to take a [ __ ] and guess what I took his toilet paper out his sell they like where he they said he he's sick something wrong with I'm telling you no sooner than I said that yeah you waai for this yo co yo Co e yo ain't that the kid that that be acting like moment I'm laughing yo C the the US thatat that be caught on I said yeah yeah I said I told you not was wrong how' you know now I can tell you he was on the phone was telling his girl that he had everybody food the clinic everybody food he was getting everything he wanted he going to play it but I told him he didn't have to do that to me he could still get everything he want but yet he want to me I said okay y see I said all right let me go down there man let me go down there I walk down to the cell I'm like yo what's up man yo EBR oh you know my name yo e stop playing man I know you did it I know you did it what' I do I know you did it what did I do you eat my stomach man you porking beans and franks yo E I got to take a got to take a man yo e stop playing I said what you want what you want he said I need some toilet paper you need toilet paper I said you need toilet paper he said yeah I said tell me again what you need he said even what up play I need toilet paper you know I did E I said you you do you got do e stop playing oh I don't understand and I walked away soon when I walked the way I heard [ __ ] done [ __ ] it on itself [ __ ] it all on itself son W up sh I I got that got that I went back to it I look at [ __ ] R down the legan you like he that F down why didn't you just use the toilet though huh he had he just didn't have toilet paper you took his toilet paper cuz he tried to stand on the gate and tried to talk to me and when I did that same [ __ ] back to him he could you love saying [ __ ] on himself he yo he did it you said on say it wasn't my fault try to play me he got played did did it smell so bad you had to bring out the annihilator oh oh don't even talk about that I saw you walking in here brought back some memories y let me tell you something y'all sometime the house was smelling so bad I tell you you get rid of the butt ass smell but it comes back it don't stay gone because every time you get a new group of inmates a new smell come with him a new smell come with him Now and Later: The Sweet Smell of Success and this day it was smell so bad but I noticed I was chewing on something you know what I was chewing on I was chewing on some if the old time y'all remember now lers I used to think they were called annihilators prison yeah but these are a classic prison candy I got to actually search up the original yeah is now lers everybody remember now ladies from back in the day this is the new package they come in now back in the day about like that different flavors now later right so this I got these in my mouth and they taking away the butt ass smell the they I'm like yo and they mopping the tear down with the the green and the yellow you know soap detergent soap balls but I said yo if this is blocking the smell from my nose what would happen if I drop couple of these inside the bucket so I dropped some of these inside the bucket and they was like abon what you got in there that just smell good I said I'll let y'all know later I said hurry up mop the tear with it they was mopping the tear with they was like oh my God Ebron bring some new detergent they can I clean myself Ebron clean yourself with it go ahead clean yourself right they clean it they oh we love this [ __ ] they e you got to tell us what you put in there man I said right I'mma tell y'all I do some nail lers in the slot bucket they said Now ladies yeah some big bows bubblegum I said Now ladies and some big bows they was like oh my God right they said oh it smell like frood Loops up in this [ __ ] you know what I'm saying so all of a sudden after the cleanup I'm looking around I'm like yo where my work is at I don't see none of my work I walk by the cell they not in the cell I'm like wait a minute then I walk by the slop and when I walk by the slap sink I hear noise in the slap syn and then when I opened the slap syn door they was on their knees digging in the slot bucket so I'm like yo what y'all doing and when they turned around their mouth was red blue green yellow they was eating the now lady this house of slot bucket I said y'all [ __ ] crazy y'all crazy this e you don't know that's New York that's our Taste of New York I said y'all it's crazy I said man y'all come on get out of here man I give you a little bit of n l you a got to eat that man right so they sprad the next day I came in the house still smelling sweet like Now ladies so I'm like God damn why is it still smelling like that Ian I go in some of their sales they got the nail this sitting up top of the the the the level with the seink at they using it noways as air freshener I said what the [ __ ] I said what y'all doing they i e I'm telling you man we went I sell the smell good now and later so I said but why is it smelling so like it was just yesterday they said cuz once the smells get weak we take it and we lick it and The Incident with the Honey Bun put it back up there and it come it's stop smelling that's actually genius I've never heard you know they probably do that with Jolly Ranchers too yeah they probably do those that smell they have a strong smell strong smell yo I didn't I don't know what I thought uh now now and lers were overhyped they were too hard yeah yeah I think they make them soft those are softer but the originals are hard as [ __ ] yeah the original man I used to love me some oh man but yo I got I got to tell you about this this this this before I tell you about that what you got first US you got a good story for us right I got a good story but before I tell you a story yeah I got two I got this one guy came in I know him from around the way you know but I'm trying to teach him what jail is like I I got this you ain't got to tell me about no jail I got this I know what I'm doing I'm getting ready to go to trial man I know he don't know nothing about jail cuz I see the way he moving certain things you do in jail you don't do in jail he's doing everything you're not supposed to do in jail if you know about jail you know what I'm saying he go in the day room he don't know nobody then sit right down on the Ste table looking at TV you don't do that you don't do that but he doing it so I know he don't know nothing so I'm trying to school him yo you ain't got to tell me nothing I got this all right you got it all right I'm G fall back from this dude he don't want to take my advice he got it I know he ain't got it I go tell his he got no Comon C he got nothing you know what I'm saying so I'm giving him extra bananas and milk and orange and apples when I can you know but remember he told me he know about jail so now I walk by his cell and what do I see he's eating honey buns he honey bu he like this he like this he he like that I'm watching he opening oh God honey bar oh God she good oh man and I said yo where you get that honey bun from son huh where you get the honey bun yo your man gave it to me my man yeah when you boys you know if you know about ja you you don't take no honey bun from somebody you don't know so my man come behind me y eat what's up you gave him my honey bun yeah I said you know your son you know what come with your honey bun right what you mean e what he gave me honey bun gave me honey bun my man come across my should uhuh he said what you talking about you Ain ask for nothing you owe for that honey bun what you mean I owe for the honey bun you know I ain't got no commentary I'm on trial I ain't got nothing to give I said yes you do he said why I got to give he said later tonight your buns buns for buns [ __ ] buns for buns don't buns are mine later you know what I'm saying I walked out to cell he said yo E yo yo C now C he he calling for help now yo I was crying I was crying I went back to a cell I told him you told me you know about jail but yet you eating the next man honey bun you know how it go you eat don't let them violate me don't let them violate me I'm sorry I said okay I'm not going to let him violate you but you told me you know the jail house ruls and you don't so stop lying to me okay okay okay okay okay okay I didn't eat it all give it back to him give back to him bro said give it back to him never take that honey bu never take that honey butd man and if they leave it on the pillow nothing nothing don't take nothing from no one take nothing you know but yo you know what you know what people take stuff for granted but it's a certain meal that we like you know we call them sausages in New York you know why we having sausages but this right here this ain't called sausages in jail y'all y'all know what I'm talking about you know what we call this in the be these called donkey dicks we say what's for chow donkey dicks is for chow y'all we having donkey dicks that's what they call for CH donkey dicks and don't let a female come down when they serving donkey dicks cuz then you really got a problem you know what I'm saying cuz they be on the B playing with it and stuff like is a you know like it's a penis or something but Ain but he's a donkey dicks in the jail just in case you don't know a regular sausage you know what I'm saying but the story I wanted to tell you I got two this is crazy y'all I might have to take my hat off for this one you know what I'm saying I I'm trying to figure which one to tell you first oh he got two more um CH I ended on a funny note or or I think ended on let's let's go out with a bang Leroy give us the fire of this of this featured episode right now give you fire you want the fire give us the fire okay here Go the fire that's what the people want you know yo listen midnight tour female officer fell asleep in the Mau area if y'all don't know what Mau modu was like like a module half a gym or something if you think with 60 beds in there on that midnight tour sitting in the blue green chair and she got the nerve to go to sleep go to sleep y'all a The Incident in the Prison Dormitory female I got to take my hat off to this y'all I got to take my hat off to it cuz y'all know I like to visualize I like y'all to take y'all where I was at so I'm about to take y'all where I was at I'mma take y'all where I was at this is what happened remember a female fell asleep right female fell asleep picture her y'all now what you think happened when the female fell asleep y'all huh tell me the guys haven't had a woman and I don't know how many months every every time they stand up to go to the bathroom Pinocchio was sticking out their underwear like 60 pinocchios walking around out they DRS and you got the nerve you got the nerve to fall asleep this is what happened when she fell asleep and me Sur around her ha how we beat off how we beat off it looked it like this when we walked in there oh and is all over your face what two they was all over a fake y I can't help you the inmates were singing and it's all over your face they already knew they was in trouble they knew they was in trouble already so then they start singing and I tried not to laugh when we walked in but they were singing [ __ ] like this J juice jizm juice she got the jizm juice and then you got the other guys over here saying super super super sperm sperm so what do they do to the inmates what happened I'mma tell you what happened we came down we can't Godly we came yeah we came down and we saw her yo when I seen her and walk by her she smelled like crabs like fresh crabs that's how much SP was all over crab crab juice they were singing get them with the JM get down with the te then the other super super super they knew they was in trouble so they didn't give a [ __ ] so now they said how we going to find out who did it guess what happened the de walked in and said okay this how we going to settle this see those guys in the back they add like they sleep the 30 guys in the back they act like they sleep and the dir guys up front the duty guys up front they innocent the duty guys in the back they guilty cuz they done bust the up and they fell asleep they bust nothing and they fell asleep oh God oh God I can't help it I can't help it y I can't help I got so much to tell brother you look so different without a hat on yo oh I can't help it get the man's hat back yo yo yo yo you got me going oh God now we got the silly STG all over the place that's yo but I had to give them a visual I got to give the people a visual of what I've seen and what I've been through y for real for real man you know what I'm saying now I get yall that and this is the last one because this one it you know it's cool I like to give you the B with the sweet and this one it was a guy back in the'80s keep it real Caucasians the white people white guys they don't get locked up that often they really don't they'll go to court and they get built out right away for some reason that's how it is but this time I walk down the teer and he got this white guy in the cell and he got he like surley chisel you know who chy Chism is it's good [ __ ] lollipop it's a you got to look up it's a female it's a and um she's the actor her name is I'm saying think Shirley Temple I'm saying Shirley Temple I'm thinking about the jizm juice jizm juice I'm sorry it's stuck in my it's stuck in my bra surely Temple I'm sorry yeah that sounds a little bit more familiar yeah oh no I'm sorry chly Temple right he got here like I can't get that jizle juice out my brain I'm sorry all right youo stop looking at me like that yo I'm going to be scarred for life watching what I just saw and I thought I was ruined the last episode with the ketchup packets and the and the uh the Tootsie Rolls y you think you see it all yo listen so he said he got he like Charley Temple that's the name right so I'm looking at him but I noticed his arm is bandaged all the way up from his wrist to his shoulder so I'm like why did they let this kid down here like that and nobody told me I had somebody like that in here cuz when you see somebody like that in there that's a red flag you know what I'm saying so when I'm looking walking he's cutting his other arm so now he's working on the other arm obviously he tore his arm up already they bandaged him up now he working on the other one but nobody told me they bling this kid down here so yeah he all the way up to next to his wrist where you know the main Vin it now if I mess around and try to hit the alarm he might if he he to come up some he might you know so what what do I do so I just told my man go he he jump he takes it and put it to his side I said you all right man he said nah I want to kill myself I want kill myself SE I said nah man you don't want to kill yourself man let me kill myself SE and he bleeding he uh he bleeding I see it I'm like damn man you going to kill yourself that means I'mma lose my job like I tell you she caby bangers too I pull out my Banger and I slipped my wrist just lightly so he can see me little scratch he looking at me like you going to kill yourself I might kill myself too I said I done lost my father my sister my brother my girl left me now you want to kill yourself I'mma lose my job let's go together man I sat right next to him and he looked at me he said see are you for real I said yeah I ain't got nothing to lose won't you kill yourself I'mma lose my job I lost everything else I don't care no more let's just do it and he looked at me I see him go like this see you for real I said yeah I got nothing to lose man he took his arm he put it on my shoulder but I'm looking at him but I see the sharp object on the radiator and he hugged me on my shoulder he said come here so he pulled me in I got my head on his head he said you ain't got to kill yourself it can't be that bad cuz you're a CEO you got everything I said I got nothing man I got nothing to live for just like you I don't lost everything he start patting me on my head like a the dog try to comfort me see y you ain't got to do that you ain't got to do I yes I do yes I do he said no you don't I said but you're going to kill yourself so he said you know what wait a minute there's a sink over there he got up and he reached for some bandages the goals and he grabbed my hand he stood over me he start wrapping my cut that I had on my wrist my scratch and I'm just looking at him and he said don't worry to you ain't got to do this I said you're not going to kill yourself he said no I'm not going to kill myself I said I'm glad you Ain going to kill yourself that mean I ain't got to kill myself you said no you ain't got to kill yourself I said I said you hungry he said yeah I said come with me okay he said wait a minute we got to Buton your shirt so nobody can see you got the bandage on you I said could you Buton my shirt for me he but my shirt for me I said come on I got off the bed he got up with me while he was getting up the little cutter thing he had I slid it from the radiator slid it in my side pocket he even noticed that I said come on let's go get something to eat I took him in the kitchen area I gave him milk juice peanut butter bread jelly he walked out like this [ __ ] full of food and milk and he he A New Sense of Purpose walking like he just got a whole new spirit a whole new life he walk into his cell and he get in there he said all it's for me nobody going nobody going to take it I said I got one better thing he was like what I said I'm G to give you a job you going to give me a job see by giving them jobs y'all it give them a sense of purpose to take their mind off that [ __ ] that they going through and he said yeah yeah so I said I'mma give you a job he said but them guys ain't going let me work said this is my house you going to work for me you'll see he said okay told my man close for and when he closed for I just peeed and looked at him and he was in the cell just dancing he was dancing I like yeah yeah I kept him with me for like eight months no problem and when he was getting out he said e I'm getting out getting out he said thank you for looking out thank you for the job I said I love you kid he said I love you too and if you seeing this episode man I never forgot you that's very wholesome love you wow you saved a lot of lives in there Leroy oh I saved some offer lives too but that's another episode if you got more time I tell you but you know I don't know how much time you got but yeah well well that'll we'll have to do another episode on just saving officers life that could be a whole one yeah that's deep remember you want to you want to sprinkle them yeah that's what that's what we say sprinkle them that's what we say yeah but uh Leroy thanks for coming back today man thank you it's always nice to see you you too um curious what color hat you're wearing next time wow you know I don't know man you'll surprise me I'm surprise you yeah I got a whole load I got a whole load and shout out to the new driver oh yeah shout out to Black Friday my new driver and new driver shout out y yeah and uh being a loyal supporter putting you're putting her through a lot by being now a public figure oh man come on y I can't uh I can't I can't explain all the stuff that's been happening since I've been with you you know all of I've been meeting some Stars man that's awesome me some stuff like M half you see you know what I'm saying and uh well you deserve everything coming for you you know but uh we we like I said we just getting started bro absolutely you know locked in exclusive with Leroy hold up not yet Moses I love you that was my other driver he went down south what up Big Mo we did it again because darl that South Carolina Mama gotta say hi to mama always I always love my Mama she's my baby girl got to do it where I can do it you know what I'm saying absolutely until next time uh next time and we're going to know what the 52 pickup is I'll let you know [Music]