Kevin & Perry - Harry Enfield & Chums - Comedy TV

thanks mum kevin they're gonna thank you mum are you going to say thank you i just bloody dead forget it dave it's not worth it oh this is lovely mum how's the exam today more what was it today matt no no i'm sorry what did you say fizzy well we can't hear you if you mumble kevin here here's what i've done at school today i rubbed up against jennifer fisher and me brian went on hello curry hello perry how are you hello mr miss person how are you mom and dad all right thank you come on perry let's go kevin where do you think you're going with all that food bedroom snack your dinner's on the table come and finish it oh perry a perry can join us now come and sit down okay now do you want something to eat perry have babies pay soon are you sure he just bloody said no kevin don't shout at your mum i didn't say anything i'm perry i think you've known us long enough not to call as mr mrs patterson anymore just call us dave and sheila oh is that okay this was perfect so what sort of music do you like at the moment perry i think bad boys inc are rather fun red boys each other's pretzels [Applause] so who do you like then we only like snoop doggy dog oh from peanuts oh finished come on darling you've still got pudding oh i don't want any bloody pudding chocolate chocolate chocolate ice cream with chocolate sauce but you don't have to have any if you don't want it [Music] harry would you like please please please thank you please thank you have you got a girlfriend yet perry remember i got my first girlfriend when i was about your age tracy thornton i remember our first snog outside the cinema i was 14 when i had my first snog look what guy tweeted it's so bloody embarrassing why can't you be a nice polite boy like perry what's wrong with me what's bloody wrong with me eh hello hello miss carter yes barry is here yes i very well thank you yes would you like to speak to him please yes it's your mum no i don't want to no it's not fair wait you're you're so bloody embarrassing i hate you i go now mrs peterson thank you so you like him more than me do you i hate you i wish i'd never been born