Vinny - Public Access: Labor Day, The Ghoul Show, It's Casual & More

we're doing Public Access again this is our third one and this is the Labor Day special which you know we just did commercials last week so mad clown was on a mad tear to get this segment going did not have to do it but did it and here we are so we've got a Labor Day special for Public Access some of you may be wondering Vinnie what is the deal with Labor Day well let me show you enjoy yourselves and uh before we go I think it's time we sing our our traditional Labor Day song as we leave you guys tonight sure that's right now we do this at every Grill party this is called Labor Day Labor Day oh Labor Day Labor Day cutting some watermelon on Labor Day and we're grilling some food on labor lab day and we're cooking some meat here on Labor Day and I'm catching squirrels and putting them on my real because I'm fruity on laor day and what can you do this holiday Labor Day and what else is good for this day mustaches mustache labor and finally heat up that Grill on Labor [Music] Day that's right ladies and gentlemen thank you so much much for watching have a great holiday weekend you sing the song you do the grill good night everybody you just got cooked so so that's the Labor Day tradition as you know and uh this has been a tradition for many years now and people bring this up to me a lot and once again I will tell you that was all improv I didn't know we were going to do a song um I hope you all have your labor day watermelon now before we move on I can show you a little something special for Labor Day some something you might not expect all right we're GNA we're going to get that special thing now that this is from this is from like 12 years ago Labor Day happy labor day now the key to Labor Day is if you're going to labor make it a labor of love here I am in the backyard with some folks enjoying some fine cooking on the grill there look at that that Labor Day wishing you all the best this Labor Day thank you for keeping this Labor Day alive hey you're going to labor you labor with love Labor Day so there he is there he is he texted me the other day he was like you know you know it's Labor Day so we got a to do something so he's he's a great dude I saw him last year too we got a chance to hang out in New York I don't know why the quality of that video was so low but you know what it's probably for the best so anyway I just wanted to show you my public access experience with Labor Day and now we can begin the segment I don't understand what any of this stuff is so we're going to see some stuff that I have absolutely no explanation for if you're ready for such a thing all all right here we go where are they where are they I called them like 20 minutes ago this is insane where could they oh hello where were you H are you in the me yes I am what I'm agent mder and this is my partner Agent Scully uh I understand you called the FBI can you tell us what the problem is please yes I saw an alien an alien [Music] chicken H they're just chickens that that's good uh you know what I watched The Simpsons episode of The X Files and I didn't realize that they actually had D chovi and Jillian Anderson on The Simpsons and it it was good so yes the eggs files I would watch this all day every day on public access if it still existed except I'd probably watch it once uh this next one is gaming with Peter Hill [Music] 1993 his name is David dni doovi David and chovies [Music] I'll come back hey dude how you doing it's another rocking episode of playing games with your host Peter Hill hey we got three games today and I got a brand new game for you the last game we're going to play It's called cross word puzzle and hey I got a special guest here his name is Gavin hi I talk a lot we're going to play some games what are you say hey we got some guests over there on the couch so let's give him a little wave over there camera hey guys how are you these are the coolest streamers of all time guess man okay now let's go into our very first he he talks a lot so I push my mold button and it's called the letter game so then I just check it off okay what are you a good speller Gavin um yes I am of course why do you think what category you think we should take how so they're just doing word mystery word doing words right down to mystery word with Cookie Monster that's one of the harder things this is a kid game I know I saw this I just push check mark you see the wheel that's going around there that works for me yeah just like that and you get a letter that goes down okay well that wasn't the that wasn't the right letter but you're going to guess the right letter pretty soon so he pushes his check mark button and the J comes down there and then it starts jumping around that means hey it's the right letter is this just guess the letter wait which Muppet is that just okay now what kind of word you think you got it starts with a J and there's three letters in it how about a jar jar what do you think maybe either that a jack whatever I think it's definitely going to be J oh darn it so you wait for that a that's going around like that and we get to the right place just push your check mark button hey what is it Oh I pushed it at the wrong the word jar was innocent in 1993 say dude jar j a r you know what I'm saying so I see the r going around push my check mark button you see that you got to get your head into you're right Peter you read a script no this is just complete info here man J just a wild guest hi that guy's like what are video games I think it's probably the f a word like uh fun fun yeah that's probably or uh foot or something like that this game sucks chat just check off that app it's no wh I'll tell you that much it's no I think it's probably a foot fox how could it be foot one right there I into a brand new category what do you want to go into Gavin um one little word mixed mixed case matching okay so I push my two button and I move go over up there on the video remote you've got to say that yeah video way remote no other remote could do all this or no kid without this can have no fun that's right okay so I think it's p no it's just matching a letter no no I think the word p could be but he sees a p out there right he sees another P going around in a circle he says hey those two are the same thing those are both the letter P um that um chat are you smarter than third grader why that's the question here okay let's try Jay let's see what happens okay so I push Jack why not you're supposed to be smarter than a third grader th down and that's why they call it mixed case get the camera out of the dude's face mat okay so I push my check mark okay then I push my seven are you smarter than a third grader absolutely not I'll call it the uh the wall the Great Wall it move back the Great Wall of Great Wall of video Great Wall of brick yeah okay I love this commentary I got to borrow some of this for my streams how did I get on to video way well that was just a ComEd what are they playing what is this it's you it's a video game console with a TV remote crazy game and they said hey you're a crazy guy you you you should have told people that cuz people always wondered yeah they've always wondered dude okay so remember that you push your salmon in your n you going back and forth you know what I'm saying they man just they should have set up a Genesis or Super Nintendo or something fish what what is it they know where to go every year they go to a big waterfall like every year every year the fish migrate to this big waterfall whoa Chad he's serious look him in the eye and you know he's serious actually those are games on a cable box you had in Quebec Canada so he's playing with the TV uh remote for real oh okay and nobody tells them to do it they just know it instinctively cuz it's in the mind whoa it's in the mind and when he said no I I knew there it was Canada e the fish leave it okay brand new game I'll take this one okay now give me some commentary here give me a play by play like this dude's outfit he's like wearing everything couple green bricks and the ball comes back down to the paddle the paddle moves over it hits the ball the ball goes back up hits a brown brick once and then hits another green brick holy cow you're just a multi talker man you're like me who what David burn big suit this kid's wearing a David burn big suit Rex and now wait a second cattle hits the ball if I hit that fish what would have happened you would have gotten another ball chat that kid in that suit is how old I would have been in 1993 he could be streaming on Twitch right now he could be me which is why I'm here to reveal today that chat this kid is in fact not me that's right so just pretend it happened give me the commentary okay so you want another ball and here's another fish there it is and it's coming from the waterfall and I got it but I missed out this game looks so fun there opportunity out there I'll be like in my '90s and still still playing games man right on that's going to be just like me though when I'm 90 I'm still going to be here playing games and I did I just get called out like cuz I'm approaching 90 soon H my hair will look exactly the same except they'll be real white yes yeah dude I'll still be making the same money the same faces man maybe you'll even be here in 9 years and by then you'll be in University or something like that now blocks and Rex joh W that just got real it's in the mind game for kids now what do you think happens first do you think the dog goes down there and he sees the bone or does he go up the hole with the bone already I it looks like there was put the second one first so go for the second one okay no we're going to try the first one cuz we know it's wrong let's see what happens when we do that oh I check it off cuz we know it's wrong you hear a sound it goes it's saddam's bone hole correct it gives me like a pleasant sound like a and then you say to yourself what level do I want you know where am I at at this very moment in my mind this dude could play a live action zel from Final Fantasy 8 that's then you go to level eight you check it off you say to yourself hey there's a story out there and we're going to find it closest thing I have to animal you guys over there on the couch man why don't you give me a fish face towards that big wa wait wait why do they have big suits that's fish language man you look like big bass he you watch fish in the west hey Larry give me a net I got a big one out there hey I think the guy's in the couch okay how about what a dog impersonation can you pull it off okay so you need a like a wacky shirt with a lot of colors and polka dots and all that and then you need big suits otherwise it's not the 90s oh this is great streaming oh man got to send it to the sbca man got to put put the fans out of the mercy you know what I'm saying got baby wait don't do that the fire's burning the fire's burning what fire is wait wait was the studio on fire wow uh so I man this reminds me a little bit of Club Mario but more innocent and it reminds me of um it reminds me of of me this is like the very beginning of video game streaming on Public Access TV I mean they're not playing good games but it's kind of neat swallow dude yeah and I know like it the the guess the letter game was kind of fun because you just had to guess a letter and then who knew that 30 years later that would be the biggest craze on the internet guess the letter wow wow so yeah that was fun good afternoon uh you're watching uh Dr greo this is a hotline Studio live uh I don't have any guests on the show huh and the topic is uh UFOs um hey Luigi happy Sunday I guess do you like inad okay chat that's weird that's weird okay two reasons one we're going to be talking about UFOs later and it is Sunday that's hang on a second that's really really weird how do you know [Music] why does it sound like someone's [Music] pissing you hear that it's weird the eggs files all right sorry let's continue enchiladas yeah yeah they're okay oh I I uh if they're U if they're cooked on a spaceship I like them oh have you ever seen any aliens aliens yeah yeah but I don't really like to talk about it oh okay no no that's yeah I've seen some that were disting distinguish probably alien oh where do you where do you see him around at I've seen him at various shopping centers uh I think I went to school with one in second grade uh and another one was a mailman I saw this alien and it was blue uh-huh and it had green hair but it kind of scared me so I don't like to talk about it did it have like suction cups on the fingers or whatever I'm not sure oh hi Dr guo Hi how are you I don't think this guy's a doctorat your name up there the character uh that's actually uh Dr Guido right there that's that's Dr Guido yeah is that a cat uh actually it's like a a stuffed toy was a Dr Guido we used it on another friend of mine show quite a bit but he has it the actual Dr Guido did you win it at a fair this is kind of like a a painting of them uh uh I don't know how he I don't know what what we're talking about here the dropped off by a UFO or he found it in the yard or his dog brought it up to him I I honestly don't know uh UFOs are the topic I think what's up bitch I don't know who that [Laughter] was so okay you may be saying to yourself boy they would just put anyone on public access well yeah that's what happened everyone and anyone would just be able to make their own show with a little bit of effort and that was what this service of public access was um now anyone and everyone can just go live on YouTube and any other medium so I mean it's still the case it's just it was a lot more exclusive at the time and the thing is I bet people thought Dr Guido was like semi famous he might have been even like a little bit of a local celebrity where when someone sees me they're like Vinnie what are you doing at an anime convention I'm like I don't even know how I got here that they were probably another alien 71 [Music] [Applause] this is a cat that's communicating with UFOs on another planet uh it's a very bizarre how are you an alien molder that's a cat I don't know about that one I actually uh have some footage uh that has has a lot to do with UFOs and I'm going to be showing that like uh right now hello again welcome to cooking with I don't know why this is not coming up I got color bars [Music] on okay uh there we go [Music] wait Chad that's very unfortunate for them to cut off the [Music] guitar in the big Mothership they store all these things and they say that the Earth is going to go through an upheaval and then down the Earth will be wiped out and then they will recede the Earth from these samples of forms that they have stored up in their flying saucers now that's what they told her but many of the case histories have a very high strangeness factor and they they make out like they're this thing or they're that thing and they tell you different things and it's all conflicting information so finally you're U you find out that that you don't know anything and there are a lot of abduction cases that are uh like for instance one guy got up too close to Flying Saucer and it burned a grid he got up next to a grid on the Flying Saucer and it burned the grid marks on his chest a lot of people have suffered look like sun extreme sunburn from getting Chad talking about aliens makes your lips dry [Music] wow this is really award-winning TV I I aspire to be as entertaining and as professional as all this as a streamer comment's pretty good too wait what what comment's pretty good too I don't know what I don't know what he's saying [Music] wow I mean this is very experimental um no way it went to air like this Jerry well thank you very much well there's physical evidence of that sort there are some ongoing Flying Saucer cases that have been for thank you Jerry well thank [Music] you I directed A Public Access TV program television program this was the accomplishment of my life Comet the kitchen cleaner was uh was pretty good uh yeah Chad I don't know really what I just watched I don't know how much of this was part of Dr Guido's like show or if all of this just went to air but the dude with the [Music] shears this is okay so I'm gonna just go ahead and say out on a limb here that um stuff like this is why people don't believe in UFOs to some extent because these are the the people that you kind of Imagine are talking about UFOs meanwhile who knows how many aliens we went to school with how who knows how many aliens are up there uh watching us and and yet these guys are trying to get them with kitchen shears or or like garden [Music] shears so thank you Dr Guido I don't believe in aliens anymore it fixed me chat I am cured uh Robo shithead it says [Laughter] [Laughter] here oh this is another borderline experimental thing [Music] what the hell was that music haircut [Music] City yeah it's actually New York City city Floyd Rocco what's up guys hey how you doing I tell you this haircut City it's a we've been through so much together I mean we grew up I mean what do you say I mean it's like I've seen a big change coming over here you got a lot of new kids coming into the city I I think there's still some hope left for haircut City I'll tell you they don't know what to do right now they don't know what to do you know what to do I know what to is award winning let you know haircut City yeah hey haut City what's going on bu this is going to be like 2002 you could just tell by the haircuts see that is that painted on a Troy just like he used to be a whoever you are you're going to make it in haircut City I tell you right now he a tops it's a tops you guys you guys are crazy I'll see you I'll see you guys later drugs there there is drugs involved 19th Hole in New York City where is that I got to talk to the president City I got myself a me hey I'm here to see the president of haircut City go right in ah thanks ah hey what's up [Music] boss what is [Music] it well uh the thing of it is uh I I got kind of kind of a little problem my God so many haircuts to be monitoring I I I I don't have time he sounded like Neil million I ain't really that in a haircuts no more I'm sorry that you don't like what we do here nothing's changed we're not going to change for you we're not going to change for you Troy we've been here for thousands of years Troy I I really don't understand why someone like you feels that they have the authority to come into my office and tell me what to do it makes no sense get the hell out of here okay th this looks like they just filmed it at the public access station in man look at this place okay holy [Music] [Applause] shit halflife 2 zombie that was a halflife 2 zombie Jeff Bridges that's not the same Jeff Bridges that's a different Jeff Bridges chat I I don't understand what we just witnessed obviously oh you can see where this is obviously it's borderline experimental but none of it like I don't know what what the story was I don't know what the editing was I don't really I couldn't I couldn't follow but also when you're just like putting nonsense together for a public access show you know who cares just do whatever you want and that's clearly what they did um it says Robo shithead skit I think Robo shithead might be the name of the comedy group yeah all right give me great name give me a you give me Chad this is the ghoul show the go oh I tell you it's that not stupid a I wonder what's behind that Luigi listen to that a They're Playing Our Song yes sir Bob salinski you know the name of that song well come on down I wonder what porno is behind that that's not enough well listen if thatat don't do it for you how about a guy with watermelon attached to his two feet huh executing the ice skating scene from the movie Flash Dance a you get her right here on stupid day on stupid day chat this is what I wish streaming would have become he I'm really tick off frog I order my bug boy double decker hamburger sandwich no fries how am I going to make every day can be stupid day I'm going to enjoy this thing without fries I asked you help idea just occurred to me what's up S why don't we a frog fry here on the show no let's only wa come here get in that [Music] frog look at [Music] that he's he's a french fried frog now jul here he is the old Toro okay kid off he goes puts it in gear there he is down to his neighbor driveway neighb Chad this this segment is like rewriting my brain chemistry and he goes after brother room right what year is this get rid [Music] of he stuck under the tractor again I could not 1971 to 75 holy shit I've got little electrodes on my fingers and go this doesn't look like 1970s dude that's ET this isn't the 70s I know go home that's go just go okay okay that's just for go not go no no don't don't do that don't do that now no no no no he no don't do that no no they predicted ET this is the beginning of ET C up the ghoul show invented ET oh my [Music] God I had a nightmare last night oh thinking about it your show is the nightmare dude creepy oh and a just hearing that froggy music makes me want to get phys Al fit if you know what I mean I mean nothing like getting in shape with stomping the snot out of the old little frog why do you want to do that to the Frog I call the little horny toe down right now the little green slime and kick him around the studio plunk your magic twanger over there froggy oh oh higher go higher higher higher higher higher it's it's about time you on somebody your own hey frog cool over Mr Co guy Chad that was his grey Leno I need a I needan I need a second here okay I I'm feeling this is like labotomy content and I need a minute I wasn't expecting this level of brain deadness okay let's continue is stuck in the porcelain receptacle room of the night come on hey a d oh man oh now hey you talk about getting cheesed off come on gang oh I can't hey come on hey someone El Guy this is toilet humor total lost your wallet may be gone but I guarantee she left you with a little something what are you talking about what are you talking about I whispered in your ear what she left you with was herpes froggy herpes oh no look at that the whole thing fall little frog bu on M what am I going to do what am I going to do hey I have to have a cure staple gun won't hurt that's how I put my beard mustache on okay why do you keep doing this to the poor [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] frog okay hey going you st my little hand right okay wait a second there a little this is designed for people to like tune in at 3 in the morning high or drunk on something what are you doing to me you dummy here I'll change channels and see this and stay on the channel for 5 minutes there you go guy how about that what what what's that supposed to do go H and there that no longer un passionately doing the voice of the you're a Smurf now you got Smurfy oh fuck right off he gr over there welcome to the brand new exercise show well I'll tell you this Show's a little bit different from all of the others all the day that's right I mean instead of the usual gut busting sweat popping SMY straining daily exercises we've got a better easier way for you to just shed that fat what we do is actually beat the fat right off of you come on you're ready bastard dead totally real human being [Music] I heard that too I heard ratio this this is fucking insane this is just insanity but you know again whatever lowbudget shit you can do with one dummy and also you know another dummy that you can throw around on was a dream I heard it was a dream in the adob enh music what are they doing just just on top of like of heavy duty embarrassing down dirty underarm perspiration that's right unfortunately good question in chat good question chat how did he get him them to do that how did he get them to do that and I have an answer free dinner when I worked at Public Access if you provided a hot meal for people for free they would drive 20 30 minutes go to the studio and and just do whatever nonsense you needed them to do that's all it took dinner with the solution simply slide in your bug Boy Restaurant order one of those double-decker hanger Burger sandwiches take the patties from the bun and slap one under each and there you have it five day gloater and Pad okay [Applause] was there a point where someone was like maybe we shouldn't give this guy a show just think Chad if he was born in the 90s he'd be in like like tled that they are guarded by the scientific Patrol and Ultra goul but in another part of town hey honey why don't you make us some hot biscuits in that new microwave oven I bought you okay I'm way ahead of you darling you'll be done in 3 minutes Bob The Blob was in the microwave though a radiation leak and it's bathing one of the [Music] biscuits oh no oh God it's Bob The Blob again fuck wait is this Pink Floyd The Wall now buly Town an abominable do [Music] man just it's you Biscuit Eaters bootleg State puffed marshmallow the scientific Patrol a do man huh we'll take it from here the D man's headed downtown what does that tell us Mory yeah he's not caring a lot of cash no GTO he's probably going to take over the city that's my guess and our BET's headed for the highest building we got but why sir because all the monsters we fight do that that's why now I want you two to get out there and stop him before he gets flower all over the r end right away Chief right chief BL wait [Music] Chief there's something you don't see every day Chanty what's that edar chy white blimp coming down the street oh I don't know good here maybe advertising a sale you're probably right chat this ghoul show put that building down influen Ghostbusters and ET [Music] good warning you you better put that down or you're going to be in big trouble I don't want to be in big [Music] trouble this looks like a job for Ultra with more out of the way oh it's a superhero car Tiger Stadium and becomes Ultra G and leaps into battle wow did you see that right in the Old Rad basket oh I bet that knock the stove top stuffing out of [Music] them it actually does look like Ultram man they knew about Ultram man look the d man is needing alol to death oh wait he's broken free [Music] is this wait wait wait is this the the William Tell wait wait wait wait it's like the Clockwork Orange version of the song look at that has open up William Tell Overture right something like that and there you have it the Dom man is done for flly cooked by the ultra girl's arm fit Armory I've got to get rid of him somewhere I know I'll throw him into the Bermuda Triangle get rid of him for good I mean you got to admire the tenacity apparently this guy's show ran for decades coming crescent roll we didn't order any Crescent Rose Tattoo Sorry boss I just call him as I see him be sure to be here next time with alter cool hat it out with a giant tub of soft margarine okay we'll change the scrip guy don't get [Music] mad Applause oh that was horrible that was awful I've seen better cartoons on a bubble gum rapper now mon sty okay look at that even if you didn't embarrass us I want to tell you what you look at someone just said so people were always like this yeah they just had limitations and how much but people were always insane already it's really SW they're coming to take me away wait wait the be for second this is fucking insane did for I'm turning over a new leaf frog all the years of punishment I've Reed upon you're bad what do you mean goie you mean oh I don't believe it hey that gou be a nice little Uncle froggy frog ask for anything you shall receive guy well I'll tell you ghou I've always kind of been partial to the game Pac-Man what's say hey frog Pac-Man you want Pac-Man you get a my own Pac-Man game do would you look at that froggy has a own pet Pacman oh boy oh boy I'm so happy I'm jumping for joy oh boy oh boy oh boy me need holy fuck also mad clown seriously Round of Applause for mad clown uh the editing and and the the fucking Adobe enhancement like it was uh good for dmca but it also was just funny holy shit okay um are you lightheaded from laughing I got close for a minute chat this was utter Insanity someone said if you could just skip around every frame is like without even video or context every frame is insane in some way case in point case in point good enough yep yeah yes why not all of it every time you skip around to something it's usually crazy um okay so I have a couple comments about this again knowing people that did public access I would say that there's something I admire about people that would just do shit like this for years apparently this dude had a show for decades and like it would go off the air and come back on the air that's what I'm gathering from what chat's saying I don't know how true that is but I believe a guy like this just had some latent desire to to just be crazy on television and this is the way you could do it if you were born in like the 50s or 60s and um when you're producing stuff like this I don't think you're expecting to become a superstar so you kind of have to imagine that this dude knew he was going to be Public Access man forever and probably also held down like a job and then this was his like enjoyment this is this was his hobby I would imagine if that's not the case I will tell you I knew a lot of people where that was the case they would come in and do some crazy shit it wouldn't make any goddamn sense they would go home they fed everybody everybody got dinner and then they would come back in a month or in a week with no chance of it going anywhere other than to just entertain 20 people or 30 people or whatever so I find that to be the most pure form of entertainment in a weird way and uh that wasn't always the case I mentioned this last time but I also knew people who thought Public Access was their ticket to greater things and tried really really really hard to um you know to turn their their stuff into a career like you know people that thought they were going to be late night hosts and replace Letterman that was definitely a thing that happened um this dude Ron swed who is the ghoul was born 1949 and he's got a whole wikip pedia page about this show so it did run from the 70s um it was it was running in the 70s apparently it ran in maybe the 80s and '90s as well I'm seeing here the ghoul returned in 1998 so yeah I mean this this show just kept coming back there was someone who called himself son of ghoul and got sued by the ghoul for infringing upon the ghoul's character but he lost the case the judge ruled that no infringement occurred as most horror show hosts portrayed the same basic character a ghoulish individual who pranced about in costume performed comedy routines and showed horror movies wow yeah I guess so um he did pass away so I'm hoping that we can honor what he brought to us for all these years um by showing you his finer moments like putting cheeseburgers under his armpit and P you know rest in peace ghoul all right next public access is maram after hours Ruby are you there get ready now for tennis tips with Carrie stanbury if you watch your local Pro hit the ball was she just on a bridge make it look very difficult when they hit the ball part of the reason is cuz when they're moving to a ball their racket is set and ready to swing to give us some incredible pleasure come on you guys why they film her segment on the top of the Golden Gate Bridge it's so weird you can send money to Jim Myers [Applause] oh this is the family song so we're all one big family and going have a chorus so what are they doing I think they're squeezing a petal like a read instrument We Are Family Family We are family family family we are one with Earth Mother We are one we are one with Sky father we are one we are one a harmonium one with Theos one with each other we are one because family We Are Family Family We Are Family We Are Family Family Adam family wait what Adams Family Family down at Area 51 in Nevada we mentioned on Jim show a couple weeks ago acted the Air Force the tibron Little League uh all the other necessary it's UFOs govern officials and uh they they just didn't they act like we didn't even exist um the I wanted to to let you folks know that there was nothing wrong with our video equipment at all but as the spacecraft had come over the mountain all everybody ears started ringing and there was a loud buzzing sound and the camera was vibrating and there was nothing we could do as you can see there's nothing really wrong with our equipment we've checked it out we've had it checked by the exper s we're well trained there's there was nothing wrong with our equipment I see them buzzing by every night and I know they're real some people are really did you see that UFO is this the little alien oh God yeah I'm I'm aware of this place numerous numerous numerous stories of ENC from being adapted to sightings of crafts so you actually had a crew coming out here from Arizona oh a bunch of them we we've had the LA time well the one from Phoenix though was really impressive because they had done their story similar to what you're doing now the audio quality is rancid um also norts is very I'm looking over at him he's like really upset about this they're like trivializing like his journey you know and they had been told of a craft that's been seen in the skies the smaller ones come out from under and do Maneuvers and then go back in and the whole thing disappears of course they took it with a grain of salt they got less than a mile out of town when they saw the craft and of course as being out of Records their equipment was packed so they could not get a really good photograph of it he had had a camera that would have photographed the whole thing they're trying to sell n to get into it very impacted so they came back here and they were visibly shaking yes visibly I mean when they came in here the second time he said I need shot she said she said I'll have one [Music] too [Music] I [Music] still chat the Whiplash is insane why is Dracula here [Music] now I wonder if that guy has played Dracula before like he looks like he's played Dracula before I don't know I could be wrong I also like the old guy who's just like moving his hands a little bit like that guy that that guy is is putting in the the heavy lifting [Music] here I want to go out to San Francisco and see if there's anybody climbing up the Taylor Street steps tonight I don't know it's just kind of a thing we do sometimes let's go come on let's go let's see let's see what's going on out there come on let's go all right let's see listen want to roll the video come on guys we're here at San Francisco's famous Taylor Street steps and it appears that someone is trying to scale the steps what also up next is we're going to be watching the autopsy was we were once we got to the crash site we saw the most incredible thing we've ever seen in our lives how out of order is this video affected me emotionally an alien being dying it was trying to tell me something but I could saying loaded the pl iced him up we brought him back when he's been in one of the local restaurants in the um freezer for uh several months I just want to say i' I've I'm astounded by what I have just seen on film here I've been involved with Film Production for quite a long time ever since the early days Meer on Hell fog and I just want to say that the next time I put a film together I want the special effects team working on my production and I hope aliens alien family if you're watching there's no disrespect meant in inside this body but we hope to discover some some hint as to what planet these people are from and this is not meant to be those to any family the aliens if they watch is very disrespect and I thoroughly prepared for the autopsy yes I've St your equipment doctor the assistant is in a bikini as you can see there's a very scientific outfit fingers are there 1 2 3 4 5 six seven eight fingers one and as you recall in the HBO special there were only six fingers but this is the way the aliens really are are aliens better we'll put this transponder in to stop it from sending any messages to counterparts cuz we don't wouldn't want to have them pay us a visit while we're doing this uh that'll remain there through the duration of the surgery suction thank you Nurse you're welcome do chat the UFO segment I'm going to do later is going to be nurse a little insane plug this in with this in mind okay all I'm going to be thinking about later while doing the ET encounters is this doctor I'm rather hungry okay all right there we go here's the liver wait what is that it's just meat oh you can tell by the different bin patterns in there that that has to be the liver it's just much smaller than an ordinary human liver how can I doctor oh oh my God it's the host of the show it's a picture of Jim Meyer don't really need to talk also aware that as long as we can make other people understand what's going on we can change things we can people that know what's going on to communicate to others what what the government has been doing what they are doing is that a pumpkin and make them aware and call your senators and your congressman and let them know that you are aware of what's going on that's that's really important because right now we have a government that film in the history a pum there we go the fuck is this editing don't eat that oh god oh man raw pumpkin don't eat raw pumpkin fuck that was more gross than the meat coming out of that alien body totally real alien body chat it's September so you know what that means pumpkin spice aliens are back yeah so that was another um horrendously confusing Public Access program uh with an alien tilt that I don't fully understand but hey let's move on to Austin city lights who heard [Music] karoo Karo okay this might be worse I'm now more [Music] confused [Music] sharoo [Music] on well thank God they have an Elvis impersonator [Music] and and and ERS we we Tak control of this planet we have contr ofet is she directing while [Music] singing yeah we the the someone said be quiet I want to Shazam the song and we're on the it's someone's favorite song we hit round but it's in La all right the band on understand the lights in the night and we're on our way we're on our way and I'm a moviewood nightwood godv well I guess we'll just have to how about this guys we'll just have to make with get here make do it is so famous I would have stroke your face you're so famous okay it's really nice what down under here yeah they're from Australia from Down Under someone said Harley Quinn has hit hard times and things are real good in down under Australia so okay I guess what we need to say here is well we're so glad you joined us on this tour and if you ever want us back you're going to have to pay billions and billions I said billions billions all right and diamonds the bad2 okay and emeralds and everything beautiful because after all my name is Flash J and I don't sell for anything but Sparkle sucker I like the free dinner must have been real good for this one it was raw pumpkin it was raw pumpkin dinner an so I don't take the bus too much well we roll through Phoenix and Nashville in the way now coming up Prett soon why does all her music sound like baseball music midnight evil baseball music yeah yeah yeah midnight on the bus nobody but us who what a fun what a fun like a rocket on the r see it Fly F Chad this is like um our red Vox show where we had nothing prepared and just walked on stage I gave the rest of the guys a free dinner and I'm like all right just I don't know play in whatever key you want and uh I'll just I'll just make some shit up I'll just make some shit up that's a really interesting tactic though if you're going to do a public access show not having any script or Direction but just having an organ and um maybe maybe some like caffeine we'll just say caffeine like a lot of energy drink we'll just say that someone said this will be me in 30 years and I'm so ready for it and you don't even have to give anyone a free dinner you could just do it on Twitch you can do this and less on Twitch for free flying bulb Productions all right some quality welcome to casual casual where you can call in and talk to the guests and we've got a lot of interesting things coming up on the show this evening we have a call already on the line waiting for us we're going to go to that call right now and then I'll tell you a little bit about our guest hello you got the show okay I guess we didn't have a call on the line waiting for us it was just my imagination let's take that call hello You' got the show out of here and the Cookie Monster called us from the uh the Sesame Street show our guest is uh Bill Conway who is the man who does nothing at all he has no redeeming social no qualities whatsoever anyway do some viewer mail now uh this one says Rory what exactly are you trying to prove with this stupid show of yours oh we got a we got a little nasty letter here a little nasty one I would hate to to see wait a minute I would hate to ever see you out in the real world trying to survive since everyone you meet can't seem to find your neck oh on the air since it's obvious you have no guts your humor is pitiful and your show stinks get real job blow me Luigi Luigi okay nice sweet and uh Luigi get out of here okay and uh remember you used to do the twist that was so funny rster could you do the twist for me and my friends just one more time okay and this is s Linda H okay Lind Linda Hamilton the roer is GNA do the twist are you ready [Music] cameraman what is whoa It's that cat again from earlier premere of nasty The Beach Boys cat [Music] sounds whoa [Music] [Music] why do I think I know the song or kind [Music] of it's like oh like a Janet Jackson song or Paula Abdul oh you nasty boys I don't like nasty girl I don't like nasty nasty [Music] nasty Chad the nasty boys are here this one wearing like leopard shorts I can learn to like this this is the official instrumental by the way this is just the sound of the80s I just respect it's the same instrumental as Paul Abdul's okay song I got it why did the nasty boys look exactly the same they look like they got out of the Kilmer vat like a little early I love this that was what was that oh [Music] oh oh man man oh man happy Sunday everybody hi how are you doing fine who is this my name's Hank Hank so are you from Texas Hank no I'm not I'm from New York you're from New York with a name like Hank did you uh like get lots of dates in New York no I was a troubl child you were a troubl child okay well we're gonna be speaking to another troubl child in just a few moments I want to ask you what have it happened at Richie did he have an accident uh well this is a new it's a different time slot rich is not gonna be on it I'm glad I'm glad he seemed like a very negative influence well honestly uh he's still involved in but I don't know when he's GNA be doing another oh that's too bad I'm sorry to hear that thank you very thanks for calling in great caller okay so so you've been searching for this princess what a noble quest uh are these the dudes from that red letter media video the the brothers what no this isn't the job Brothers never mind okay not really not really her name is is edu and we actually have some footage on your on your quest for edua don't we do we I we do I think I think we're going to watch some of this footage of the the quest he grew a beard in those past like three seconds wait are they renfair workers I think they yeah they they most certainly are at [Music] R the turtle twins you may all think that we are just another couple of Pretty Faces video camera now return you to your regularly scheduled show okay let me act it out now we have searched everywhere for the princess we have searched high and we have searched low we have searched far and we have searched near and so we could find her get away we have calmed the forest uhhuh we have I mean it's renfair humor someone said I've legit seen them live they still perform at the Minnesota renfair and they're funnier these days what if she's not the princess oh no what if she's an impos oh my chat that is the late 80s in one human being bill you do at all is that nothing at all okay absolutely nothing okay that well don't you like go to the movies or do you go dancing or to comedy show or anything like that no I stay at home all the time okay all right we'll take a phone call that hello you got the show [Laughter] who dresses you Bill I have a crew that comes in every day and takes care of all that they watch uh I guess so it looks like it needs oh out of here you gotta be nice to my guest when you call in uh you don't contribute to society as a whole at all do you not if I can help it absolutely not that's very um it's very aspirational wait the penguin oh my God as we're taking calls they'll be running the number at the bottom of the screen call us in later on in the show we're going to have the real villains from the bat Batman Mythos not much not much of a microphone oh God his his leel mic is not working no inv Dr oh yes yes that's one of the one of the best things that has happened in the in the fight against of our children this day that's to drugs he he this the Robin is behaving like that the sidekick in Orgasmo more than Robin and we don't smoke and you don't ridiculous hello you've got the show bman yes hello citizen what can I do for you this Commissioner Gordon we' got emergency down here Batman you got to get over to goam City Bank immediately Let's Go Robin we're needed indeed don't forget to hook unhook your microphones I don't want you to take those with you Commissioner Gordon uh I thought I thought you wouldn't be able to get through because we don't have a bat phone in here yeah I I had some difficulty I actually penguin I'm I'm glad to see that you you you've taken more of a decent job that is painful audio I hope you continue along the lines that you're going well thank you very much commissioner Gord right there commissioner I'm sorry you have to go so quickly you're out of a pleasure penguin that's his catchphrase you're out of here decent life of course badman of course we'll see you take care T I'm going to take a telephone call hello you got the show hey how you doing penguin doing good all right who else you got there with you right now right now we have some of my cohorts in crime The Riddler and the Catwoman real that's them looks pretty good uh you know you look more like the Pillsbury penguin than anything Andre of Batman's not here anymore so I can't it where's the Joker The Joker will be talking to us do we have that patch in yet let's let's show The Joker live from aam Asylum via satellite Joker are you yeah there he is oh my God that's there he is I got your [Music] haircut you can't be you cannot make this shit up oh the last the last 30 seconds of this have been quite a wild ride so far so R thank you for coming what do you have planned for the near future what are your plans what what have you been up to lately well I can't say directly but riddle me this what makes the car go what makes the car go obviously gasoline makes a car go and the choice of words that you use cargo leads me to believe that you might be oh hijacking a tanker full of oil maybe it's an inspired deal good luck on that project by all means you want to talk to any of us by all means give us a call yeah especially the Joker you definitely want to talk to the Joker cuz cuz he's amazing live it's casual the back show volume two the number will be at the bottom of your screen momentarily oh and we have another call I think is that a can we go through that all right we're going to take it hello yeah I wanted to talk to the Riddler yes what's your question riddle this Riddler when does a man not need a key to his front door wow that's very easy when the door is unlocked oh boy very good R also when he can fit under it that's a riddle that's that's right if you if you flatten Batman and Robin out you can fit them right under the door and now a penguin I beg you pardon like a couple of pizzas like a couple of pizza pies that's ex that was a plant call because otherwise they're just going to have people being like I want to sit on your nose exactly right thank you for calling thank you where does Joker get his costumes Joker can you answer that do you make those yourself or or do you have a tailor that makes those oh God thank you for the raid hacker um you're oh boy everybody here you just missed a lot uh so I'm not going to even try to un unpack everything but I will say someone called in and said they wanted to sit on his nose and I like to show her where my tailor is actually oh so um oh boy what exactly keeps you to in Gotham City well actually I was born and raised in Gotham and as I mentioned before matching wits with Batman always keeps me around here I have to admit that Batman in a certain extent keeps me in Gotham City as well I enjoy battling with wits with the cave Crusader and his boy blunder uh Catwoman is that the same reason why you stay in Gotham pretty much yes I like to fiddle and fatle around with the Batman I'd like to mix it up a little [Laughter] am we're sorry that you're not here with us but we know you're win in spirit and uh penguin I am I'll be out soon though luckily what are you what do you plan to do when you get out Joker I think I am going to devote all my time to killing Batman and Robin good man needs a purpose uh where are they going to come out with the Batman dolls Batman dolls Oh I have no idea oh God we don't care about B we don't get any ask question to the criminals ask a question in the criminals yes Riddler dolls Catwoman dolls actually there are figures out there at your toy stores right now cat you should be able to get them for Christmas what exactly keeps Joker I think these pretty much keep me in here penguin that yourell is is a piece away from Gotham City he's I say it's in Gotham City but it keeps me here but not for long keep Crusaders okay chat so it goes all right Tommy wio followed by this guy then Jack Nicholson then Heath Ledger then ke Phoenix and then pretty much everyone else so I just wanted to let you know that that's the official tier list and Order of juner so um you just sit at home and and and what you watch TV I watch TV all day long I watch cartoons I watch Soap Box operas I watch Soap Box opas newss I watch all types of TV all every day Bill you're a silly guest and I don't think I want to have you on the show again and rest you can go ahead and take him off now a you don't want to have me back again oh no bill you're a silly gas get out they didn't even bring him that far wow wow what a what a segment what a segment so that's Public Access for today I want to thank of course mad clown for putting this together seriously dude amazing work um angaro tacos Grande nova9 and angel wings easy mode Lexi house camax and Mr Flipnote all submitted some stuff to this if you have any public access videos that you think will be fun for this segment just send them in vince. is the website and uh we will take a look mad clown is doing some very interesting things so I I really liked uh most of this and the edits were good too someone said two things Vinnie I feel Dumber now than if I had used drugs or alcohol for this okay uh another person said thank you for bringing the segment back I was afraid you were actually going to stop doing these Vinnie if there's a link to the Batman segment I want to send this to my friends I don't have a link but you can type in it's casual from Florida so yeah Vinnie are you taking calls yeah sure Vinnie my girlfriend left me for one weekend and now I'm caught up on Vine sauce I hope it's been a pleasurable experience for you you've only had thousands of hours to catch up on can you fix the static I can't all right great um well there you go Luigi had a lot of fun Vinnie random off-topic question but how do you feel that The Sopranos over the last years has been getting popular that has nothing to do with public access at all all but you know what it's a great show and it remains a great show so good all right well um that's that's hard to follow up chat so why don't we take a moment and then I'll play the squirrel game and then I'll take the break