The Start of College Football & AEW All In 2024 Preds!

[Music] hello everyone and welcome back to the 33rd episode of the three count out podcast we have a lot to talk about this week because we are sitting zero days away from the start of the college football season that's right today is August 24th it's the start we've made it we're in well week I guess now we're in technically week three of the preseason but we're recording in week two of the preseason so we'll be talking about that and then we go across the pond to aew Allin in London and we have some pick thems to talk about there I am super excited for my nney Lions to go all the way and then eventually let me down when it matters the most my name is ARA V1 hi I'm fire guy Kev I am no joke fighting a nose beder right now hi did you want to wait that's my No no no no that's my favorite in ever okay he goes from old man golfing I'm like spewing for my nose right now it's like a steady flow I don't know what I just happened while while Kev fights his nose NOS his time of the month I'll introduce myself Kev has his medical emergency yeah if we hear a th we know he passes out hear it's from blood loss I think he's having a Krampus right now holy [ __ ] it's still going Mike uh I got a I got another one for you okay well luckily I already have the alcohol already this time what do you say to your friend Alex who's a Michigan quarterback when you want to point out something horny oh God what do what do you say Alex Orie yep that one was rough that one was rough that I'm not proud of that one I'm not proud of that one I've had better I've had better are we sure we don't want to try this in no no no because Kevin Kevin saying hi I'm fighting a nose bed right now hi is probably one of my favorite things to ever happen on this podcast that joke uh there will be no funny this episode it will just be depressing I uh I've packed away all my funny in one of these moving boxes that I'm going to have to touch in the next next couple of days cuz boy oh boy my tanks are running dry well I'm glad your tanks are running dry cuz that means that you can sit on the couch and watch some football now that it's back NFL and college you got plenty to pick from it's finally over it's finally over the longest off seon in any other sport it baseball doesn't have nearly as long as an off season basketball doesn't have that long of an off season nor does hockey I don't count any anything else the longest off SE is finally coming to an end and guys it feels weird because we started this thing at the beginning of the NFL playoffs in January and we've had all this time to talk about wrestling and everything else up from that point and now it's finally come around and it's finally here preseason underway College foot actually the Florida state Georgia Tech game will be playing right now as this episode goes live they are live in Dublin and hopefully if things go the way that I plan to uh Florida state is absolutely dog walking the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets right now however that's not something that you should be 100% confident in because in the past I want to say maybe 2017 someone correct me if I'm wrong uh one of the greatest upsets That season was Georgia Tech going into Florida state ranked Florida State I believe this was right after famous jamus just left the program as well uh they went into Florida State blocked their last minute field goal and upset the seminal at home and arguably Florida State hasn't been the same since so maybe they're going to be out looking for a little bit of Revenge this year I am so excited to have a football back guys I I'm getting a little emotional just thinking about it I'm honestly so glad that football back it's it's football back football back is back and I know I know you guys aren't as as di hard of uh college football dork as I am but uh any any different thoughts about the game that I didn't already share cuz this one is there there's there's other games weak zero but none none that is going to have a feature A ranked team like this one does yeah I mean Florida state is always like it was always a team that I was was always like on my radar but I was never really all too familiar with them um but I mean I feel like if you're bringing that rank in right like that's just just the fact that it's ranked versus unranked that makes me at least put my eyes on it and I want to honestly I want to see Florida state do well because I I want to see just good football again I I I I I I just I don't I'm sick and tired of just watching [ __ ] highlights and and [ __ ] and playing college football trying to get my fill I just I need to watch actual professional athletes go out and and play football again and so I'm hoping that no matter what I'm hoping that it's a close game um but I I do also think the Florida State's probably going to come out on top just cuz they have that rank um you know obviously means they were doing something right before so hopefully they can keep doing it right again yes they are uh the 10th ranked team in the nation one spot behind Michigan to the number 10th rank team era on board with Florida State so how do rankings work so because Michigan won the big one last year are they technically ranked one or does new season start with new rankings they kind of look at the te the state of the team overall and see how everything is moving forward because Michigan finished the season ranked number one uh but they open up this season being ranked number nine actually uh simply due to the fact that it's nothing wrong with you know what they did or anything but it's just the people who do the rankings see that they lost all of their roster to the NFL they lost their head coach they lost the guy who's going to give them all the plays on the sideline so they take all that into account and then rank them at the beginning of the next season it's like a comprehensive view almost of like how they were last season versus what's changed and there but it is just somebody pulling a number out of their ass at this time of year 100% for the top it's a lot easier but anywhere past probably 10 it's usually a crapshoot and to confuse you even more there are two technically three sets of rankings that you have to look at as well there are the AP rankings and the coaches pole rankings as well as the college football playoffs rankings as well not to confuse anybody or anything no God no if you were confused before I bet that uh helped out entirely I like numbers behind my sport it makes it feel more legitimized to be honest and I know aew tried that for a little bit are they still do they still they still technically have it they still technically have it we can we can get into it when we when we talk about a in a bit but I I have some strong feelings about the ranking system right now but we we'll get there when we get there I have some strong feelings about the NFL right now because boy oh boy as much as I'm excited to see college football back on my screen again it is very nice seeing the NFL already back on my screen even if it is just the preseason already and I'd like to reiterate again because people tend to forget about it the preseason doesn't matter correct let me say it one more time this time in Spanish uh the preseason doesn't matter I was going to be real impressed if you actually said that in Spanish going be like be like what how quickly did you pull up Google translate CU I um it matters for one thing it matters you know it shows that the Lions for some reason uh I believe due to Blackmail still believe Nate subfield is a qb2 Jesus Jesus and it shows you who should not be playing ever on the field and uh those are the two things you really learn in preseason and I mean you know that the the Bears are going to be have one of the best wide receiving cores and everybody's going to be glazing Kaleb bus like he's an amazing quarterback when when somebody like Nate subfield could probably get 87 touchdowns this season just by throwing the ball down the field you scared me Mike I'm I'm glad I'm glad you you you changed your thought process right at the last second you were scaring me there for a minute I was like don't even get me started on all of these Twitter people thinking that they're the best GMS in the world all of a sudden because Caleb Williams makes a perfect pass to his wide receiver even though people on Twitter went and found out that Bryce young made the exact same throw to a much worse receiver it's not Caleb Williams Caleb Williams is not the second coming of Christ Chicago still has Burger King employees as offensive lineman Caleb Williams is going to be running for his life the entire season DeAndre Swift is going to last three plays the first game of the season and then be out eight games trust us as Detroit fans and Philly fans we've both experienced the [ __ ] contract Monger known as DeAndre Swift oh pay me millions and millions of dollars even though I'm going to sit out half the season CH hot I'm calling it now Chicago finishes third place in the division because the Minnesota Vikings roster is crumbling from the inside I'm calling it 6 and 11 Caleb Williams probably offensive Rookie of the Year just because that's the way that the NFL works and that's the way that the media works and it really is just a popularity contest at the end of the day I'm so sick of this discourse I'm so sick of people on Twitter pretending like they know what they're talking about when it is just basic cookie cutter [ __ ] throws that other quarterbacks do and it doesn't make Caleb Williams special in the slightest that's a lot of blood are you still bleeding it's still it's still flowing like I think I'm dying oh my what well you know what keep it going we'll get we'll get more views on the podcast all right yeah we're have pop up a stream of yourself too have Kev die on the podcast really milk this worth ke die IRL like it's not slowing down do you what you do rupture a nose artery or some [ __ ] [ __ ] know I like I mean I've been sneezing a lot today and then uh I like I had to blow my nose I was like oh okay and iide look at the tissue it's like oh that's red oh [ __ ] my hand's red and yeah do you want this cut I don't care he's lying he's picking his nose I just de I get in there he's just digging he's digging digging for gold and he he struck rubies speaking of bloodbath uh there is one thing that I'll say preseason does not matter I know that very well but but but but the fact that our second and third string players beat the uh Kansas City chief starters does put a smile on my face yeah you guys can be happy about that yeah I think yeah it don't matter but our third string just beat your momes Kelsey and everyone else and it feels good yeah to be fair they're going to do the exact same thing they did last year which is limp their way into the playoffs and then rely entirely on their defense to win them a Super Bowl I wish I wish I remember to tell that to the little Kansas City fan that I was arguing with in the Tik Tok comments I got into a little bit of a little bit of a heated debate um here let me let me I found it it was hilarious it was you're gonna pull up receipts we're gonna we're gonna pull up the receipts real quick because I still have it in toe uh from our uh verifiable store says uh Mr I won't dox the man because that's not the type of person I am and also it it's not like he's going to be listening to this I doubt he's going to go out of his way to try and find a podcast talking about his Tik Tok comment uh Mr hi welcome subscribe hi Brian Mr Kansas City himself how are you bud uh someone put a little Tik Tock highlight reel of essentially the Lions celebrating the fact that we you know now have a kicker with a pulse uh I'm actually going to name my first child Jake Bates love you bud it's a good name um and Mr Brian on Tik Tok goes Lions fans rather celebrate a preseason win than a super Super Bowl win wow so I respond and mind you my next comment has more likes than his original comment to begin with that ra really I ratioed the hell out of this prick he goes or I go imagine getting salty over people celebrating a preseason win imagine you're sitting there at your screen you see someone putting a clip of us celebrating you get so set and so aggravated over a game that doesn't count that you have to leave that type of comment I don't even know why y'all celebrating a preseason win it doesn't [ __ ] exactly doesn't [ __ ] it doesn't [ __ ] it it doesn't [ __ ] that Brian you're right it doesn't sometimes it do [ __ ] it do be it do be [ __ ] though sometimes it do be [ __ ] sometimes no I mean like I think I think the Lions beating the Chiefs yeah it's a preseason game but again those are the chief starters like mhm like I'm I understand that that like a win that that's a status symbol is what that win is you know that's that that is that that's you know that's that's the Lions actually playing good football like there is uh a stat going around right now and that is Jared G has never lost a football game to Patrick Mahomes well hey that is an amazing sentence oh yeah oh yeah because in the greatest Monday Night Football game of all time when it was Rams versus Rams versus Chiefs in that like 60 to 50 game Jared go was on the Rams Jared GS gets traded to the LI the Lions have lost to Patrick Mahomes yes because of that that Stafford like 2021 win where they marched down the field in two [ __ ] seconds that Lions lost Jared GF comes over to the to the Lions beats Patrick Mahomes preseason beats Patrick Mahomes maybe we found the Eli Manning to to Patrick Mahomes Tom Brady in fact he's so good he didn't even have to play didn't even have to play a single snap and he still won doesn't matter the record did Barkley play at all our Eagles representative Barkley I don't think has had any play time um they were going to do starters week one and then decided last minute ah maybe we shouldn't um so there haven't really been any starters out for the Eagles however we did also just Edge past our win for week two as well 14-13 we went over against the patri um not really a lot that happened I mean Jake Elliott uh had some really good kicks in there but that's Jake Elliott so that's to be expected um there was only like one touchdown it was a lot of field goals um the Patriots had a lot of had a couple touchdowns um because I think they only had one field goal overall it was it was a really big defensive game both defenses looked really good but considering how I felt about the Eagles defense last year looking at it again this year man they they have tightened it up they they got Matt Patricia the [ __ ] out of there they they got who they needed to get in there and uh I I don't know if we're going to be one of the top defenses in in the NFL but I feel like we're going to be pretty damn hard and it looks like when you're playing against the Eagles it looks like you're going to be trying to run through a goddamn brick wall so I am feeling a okay um and then obviously you know what what I've been loving is the open practices because that's where you've actually beginning to see uh Herz and Barkley and you can actually you know like every every it feels like every day I'm opening up my phone and it's like oh there's [ __ ] you know Jaylen throwing the wheel spot to Barkley and it's like I'm going to see that play 4,000 times during the NFL season you know and so let's looking at stuff like that that's where I'm like okay okay yeah we're we're good we're all right but at the same time at the same time we have to keep in mind Eagles fan you guys are lions fans we got listen listen we can't be getting clipped and coming back to this in 15 weeks of us being yeah this is great we're we're feeling great and now and you know we come back to this at the end of the year and we got to we got to keep it in in check here we got to got to keep it realistic so I think I'm feeling good but at the end of the day I am ready to be let down I'm going to keep my expectations low the entire season I'm going to keep them low the entire season and if listen if we do great they've exceeded my expectations I'm going to love it if we do [ __ ] it's the Eagles baby that's what that's how it works what it is man it happens it's all good you're not getting any sound bites out of yourself absolutely not I'm I'm liking I'm liking the Eagles in the NFC East because the commanders the commanders are going to be the commies for uh the foreseeable future yeah we don't they just take up a spot really yeah I'm not looking forward to anything that those guys have going whatsoever at least this year I'm not going to speak on you know next year or years to come but the Giants as long as Daniel Jones is there they're not going to be worth a damn yeah now the Giants aren't the Giants could pull away this season and and they could turn into something but I I feel like they just got too much going on on that team and it's like it's they just need to start over like they still they still don't really have like a a good defense I mean that is probably going to get scored on for like 40 points in their off yeah I mean you could have all the wide receivers in the world when you have Daniel Jones who's going to throw it right at a linebacker yeah no they just need to start over they just need to good idea but like bad execution just some people can definitely stay but like they need to and like it's it's that's you know that's the team that was they're just sitting on on they had Barkley they were just sitting on them like why they have they have the pieces they have sorry I shouldn't say the pieces they have pieces but they're all in different spots like they have a good wide receiver they have a good Edge rusher they have a a tight end with a pulse I think they have a good defensive back like there's there's these guys who are bright points for the team scattered all over but it's nothing coherent and nothing that you could build off of again speaking from biased experience here when the Lions rebuilt they said okay we're going to start with the offensive line and defensive line and work our way out they got pan they got Hutch they got you know Graham Glasgow they got Kevin zitler they had Taylor Decker like all of these pieces and just work your way out and then everything else just sort of fell into place with the Giants it makes no sense and speaking of things not making sense Jerry Jones has well I'll call them two maybe two and a half Mega stars on his team uh and he is refusing to pay any of them yeah what was going on there and cidi lamb Dak and Micah Parsons all are coming up on contracts right now in J says no I'm good I mean yeah you want to renegotiate huh I mean if I were him I would see if Dak Prescott can win a [ __ ] playoff game if he can't let him go let his ass go no 100 and that and that is what the internet is thinking as well like Dak is easily the last guy who should get the money out of those three Micah has proven himself CD has definitely proven himself like he is the number one wide receiver on that team but the fact that the fact that you're refusing to pay those two I understand Dak but you got those two on your team as well holy [ __ ] Jerry I think it's time to go Bud how about them Cowboys how about them paychecks friend yeah I don't understand I heard no bleed uh well actually update on uh fire nose bleeds um it's slowed down little lightheaded so yeah take a seat you know take a load off get off your feet um I was gonna say who was the guy last year when I think it was us playing the Cowboys where he's like you guys gotta go out there you gota gotta do plays and win this is B who that old dude oh oh god oh it's not oh it's not Terry BR I know my my my tism hasn't activated yet I don't remember it's not Terry Bradshaw cuz hold on I have no idea I don't know why but it was just so satisfying to beat them especially after that rousing speech he gave I mean I think I personally I think the Cowboys are just going to continue to do Cowboy [ __ ] choke it away when it matters the most Jimmy Johnson Jimmy Johnson Jimmy Johnson Jimmy Johnson there we go it Ain broke don't fix it uh no absolutely I I genuinely with all the discourse going around this offseason I don't feel as if the Cowboys are focused at all I know that doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things because they're all professionals at the end of the day but it does go a long way to have some sort of Team Unison and I don't feel the Cowboys have any of that right now I do think it's a pretty safe bet that the Eagles win the East I'm not going to say in commanding fashion or anything I think like a 12 12 and five 11- six kind of comfortably wins the NFC east and gets you guys a home playoff game really your only competition again this year is there's a if there's a home playoff game I might be going hey man boots on the ground that's what I love to hear um and also in following suit to that the the there has not been a repeat winner of the NFC East in I think 30 years uh like every single year it flip-flops sounds about right um so with that stat in mind the Cowboys won the East last year it's going to be uh kind of hard to keep that stat true and have the Cowboys win the East back to back so I'm I'm fairly confident you know what I'll say it right now I'll put money on I'll put money on the Eagles to win the East this year I'll print it I'll book it that's a good bet hell yeah well I'm not going to be opposed to that [Laughter] obviously I say please looking looking everywhere else the the NFC North is easily eras Between the Lions and the Packers I'll kind of just blow through this quickly because I know we got a lot to talk about the north is easily between the lines and the Packers it's a bit of a coin coin coin toss it's like a like a 6040 split Lions favored over Packers right now it's not a cut and dry one way or the other um the south is very interesting to me because it's really was open for anybody to take and then the the Falcons made a lot of good moves recently like picking up uh Justin Simmons and Matt judon from the Patriots and really they got Matt judon for a pack of peanuts which I really wish the Lions would have done so I think the Falcons have kind of run away with that cuz the Panthers are going to Panther the Bucks are I don't think are going to be as good as they were last year let's see the NFC West is probably the ners again kind of a safe bet there AFC North give me the Ravens Revitalize if they stay healthy the Ravens AFC East give me the Dolphins AFC South AFC South is going to be the Texans easily and AFC West is the Chiefs right yeah the Chiefs there you go boom Jackal picks all the division winners this year there you go everybody welome back and see how right you are but it sounds good thank you thank you thank you I uh I know football and that makes up for my lack of aew knowledge was that our Sly transition out well maybe you know I was I was I was going to say uh you know that we're excited that that football is coming back uh obviously the the pro wrestling world used to be excited about aw Allin um because aw Allin is uh very rapidly approaching and the time that this episode comes out it is tomorrow um this time last year aw had sold probably 70,000 880,000 tickets for Allin right Wembley big right big um they've only sold 48,000 tickets for Allin still good but huge dip that's a half huge dip half and I I I we we talked about it in the beginning and I want to I want to go back to it because you know I I have thoughts about aw's power P Power Rankings or whatever you want to call them they're [ __ ] you know that I feel is really really starting to become a problem for aw and I I don't think it's as big of a problem as it could have been it's just aw's doing aw [ __ ] they're relying on that to give them the big cards and they could still sell 48,000 tickets I think is the current number or whatever like they're they're still selling a lot of tickets don't get me wrong but like aw man I was talking I was talking about it like with collision man they're like in this [ __ ] Esports Arena it looks like they're wrestling in a void cuz they don't even have bleachers up like their their numbers are are definitely starting to hurt but we are coming up on AW Allin 2024 um we have we have a quite a a beefy card to go through if Tony Khan has not already added to it uh currently we are sitting at nine real quick before we get into that card more to the Collision thing so my problem and I I kind of understand why he does it it's not a good reason it seems like Tony looks at somebody and goes man we need to draw a lot of numbers there all right put a belt on like for example putting the belt on sah Sera last year for Wembley didn't mean a goddamn thing she lost it what like two weeks later they only put it on her so that yeah and then on collision we start off with admittedly a surprisingly good tag team match with the random ass tag team of Sammy gavara and Dustin rhods against uh the kingdom Mike Bennett and um Matt Tav and Sammy and Dustin win and then all of a sudden right afterwards oh all in next year's going to be in Texas and it's like the Von Erics are GNA be there Dustin's goingon to be an RO tag team champion there I like did you really just use the tag belts to promote a rview next [Laughter] year and make it already secondary like what the [ __ ] are we doing it's it's a doing [ __ ] yeah you're using Ro for nothing already and then you're like hm how can I make it worse I know let me tell you my my perception of aw has not don't get me wrong I still enjoy the product I still I still support aw I think it's important that aw exists Tony Khan has has helped out the wrestling uh industry a million times if it was not for aw I I I don't think we would be doing this podcast it would I don't even think I'd be watching wrestling anymore but like it's when I saw aw live and I'm in an arena in Allentown not even the Full Arena they've cut it down to like a fourth like a b like a basketball arena they cut it down like a fourth of the size as small as they can go and they can't even fill that there's still half of the Arena that's open and I know it's a joke I know that's the meme online of oh it's the hard cam side dog it was literally the entire half of the Arena was empty and then like I there's nothing wrong with aw doing smaller venues I don't think going down in size to the Esports Arena was the problem it's when you have these smaller venues and they're just a warehouse like I don't know if you remember but like when they they did like the the Jericho Cruise uh Dynamite that was [ __ ] awesome like anytime they can do it in like or like even during granon again but you know during the pandemic like you know they were at [ __ ] DA's place and you got like daytime shots and you could like when you have cool venues it can be small but when you're in a [ __ ] Warehouse in Dallas Texas and nobody gives a [ __ ] that's a problem and then you go out there and you have people like [ __ ] hologram who's just aew sinara he doesn't have any [ __ ] character to him at all his entire character is that he had cool vignettes like he's just undefeated which I mean hey good for him he's he doesn't [ __ ] up as much as Sara but you got [ __ ] jobbers that are built from Dallas singles.com what a is in a weird State again I fully support it okay I love turbo Floyd love truth Magnum fully support it but like what the [ __ ] are we doing here man I never thought it was an issue at first being fully like transparent that Tony Khan was in charge of everything but to me now it sort of felt like they had when I say they I mean Tony KH you know bucks Kenny Cody hangman whatever it felt like they only had maybe the first three years of aew planned out on paper like with good story lines good everything everything with reason it was it was nice it was solid it was fleshed out everything past that point they said H we'll figure it out when they get there and now they're here and uh I didn't mind a fan being in charge of a company at first but now I genuinely think it's starting to become an issue that there's no like Tony KH doesn't have any sort of like writing credibility to him he doesn't know how to develop characters he doesn't know how to do this he doesn't know how to do that and it's just sort of floundering now and now they have to run Wembley with half the capacity they had last year exactly and that all goes back to like the power ranking [ __ ] he doesn't know how to write he doesn't need to know how to write he just needs to know how to how to do how to do tournaments he's a sports guy he can do that like if he wants to say win loss matters that's cool he can he can do that but like nobody's watching Dynamite nobody's watching Collision you have 50,000 people showing up for for Allin but last year when you in my opinion had better stories going at the time cuz you had mjf and and Adam Cole you had uh sting on his on his retirement tour you had all of these things going at once and aw all of these Amazing Stories you were able to get 70 or 880,000 now people still want to watch the matches and we'll get into those matches because we do have to do those pick thems and there are a lot um but you know it's like only 40 or 50,000 people want to watch the matches you're losing 30,000 people because you don't have any stories so would you say drop off from 880,000 to 40,000 is strictly due to Tony KH not being a writer or being what do you think that 40,000 drop off really is they made their they made their own product uninteresting yeah okay well yeah yeah I mean wrestlers right now but like nothing's interesting and wrestling if I'm being honest with WWE it's at an all-time high they should be riding high but they're slowly declining yeah I mean the the tag team division the Young Bucks haven't had to defend their own belts in since they won them months yeah three months four months something like that um so that's bad and then okata this will be his first defense I think in two three months and then you get that where like the Bucks are now defending in a triple threat because the two teams that have been chasing have been more interesting than the Young Bucks Young Bucks haven't even been on TV um and then they have all these secondary characters that are [ __ ] Looney Tunes instead of like wrestlers like I know uh the guys truth Floyd and yeah they're [ __ ] hilarious they really are I like them on TV but the fact that he's like all right let's just keep showing them instead of like wrestlers that know how to wrestle and stuff and we'll just have a gimmick like cool just send the iron Savages out there and they'll talk about how they want like their [ __ ] man meat or whatever or swole juice or what what's what's their gimmick don't don't they say they're going to milk something I don't you yeah the iron Savages are weird but like that's those are the characters that you have it's like great amazing what a what a wonderfully written wonderfully fleshed out character amazing the the last thing I'll say on the matter because I know we do have to start talking about the predictions for for Allin is it kind of circles back to what we were talking about with Tommy like there I feel aw has been just so focused and so determined on the most athletic moves the most athletic wrestlers and just focusing 100% on the moves and moves alone when there's no moments for anybody to care about because again what people remember at the end of the day is the moment I couldn't tell you anything that happened last year at Allin but what I do remember is the stupid ass little double kangaroo kick that mjf and Adam Cole were doing Honestly though like there's that and that was a part of their character they had character Evolution to get to that point and that is something that aw has been lacking severely as of late I'm I'm getting hooked back in with what they're doing with hangman and swerve I'll be I'll be honest there but outside of that I got no urge in spending any of my hard-earned money on this pay-per-view I will happily watch it through Twitter highlights and bootleg Tik Tok streams four characters four characters that deserve your attention and I'll name them off real quick okay yes Brian Dan okay obviously it's his final run he's ending this year anyways he is doing his best work pay attention to him hangman page evil hangman who doesn't feel like he's in the wrong Great Character and the other two the other two the acclaimed doing better voice work the raps aren't there anymore because they're not haha funny yuck yuck anymore they're instead [ __ ] you we're angry now and they are doing great other than that couldn't give a [ __ ] about anybody else mjf is just doing mjf things will ospr is he's great so is will ospr but at the same time you're like okay they're just doing what they always do all right okay I'll watch them when they come on TV I guess pretty much but also at the same time like you know will os's gonna end up getting injured because Tony KH goes I need a guy that is better than everybody else and I need to put him on TV every single [ __ ] week no matter what yeah run him into the dirt he's gonna get he's gonna get ran he's gonna get ran like a horse just like [ __ ] Seth Rollins was yeah well just like Kenny Omega was yeah I mean not bad names to be up there with but a bad reason to be up there um but let's let's get into these pickups cuz we again we do have a lot as of right now uh we're not the dynamite Collision have not happened so if KH has added any more matches to this insanely packed card [ __ ] you I don't care we're not talking about the pre-show I am sorry I am very sorry to Chris statlander stokeley Hathaway Willow Nightingale and Tomo hero e e you actually scare me um so that is a sincere apology but we're going to get into the first match here on the card and ironically enough we talked about aw having no stories I think this match has the most amount of story going into to it for the aew Women's World Championship we have Timeless Tony storm versus Mariah may this is going to be I did forget Mariah violent bloody match yeah that match is going to be uh incredible I think is the easiest way to describe it I think those two are going to beat the absolute dog piss out of each other and that's the one thing aw's done right since they've been running is just going we have women that like to beat the [ __ ] out of each other yeah yeah that credit where credits do they do let women fight in aw I appreciate that yeah they're not just I mean some of them are just hot and sexy but also they can kick your ass mean a shawa yeah and they're also hot and sexy and then they'll break their tibula walking down to the ring yeah well oh sorry sorry sorry sorry yeah time with Tony storm time with Tony storm has been a character that um I I've always liked uh I've always liked Tony storm I've always liked Timeless Tony storm too I think she continuously finds ways to like improve and like you're always like okay the character is peaked or it's a gimmick it can only go this far as he keeps finding ways to push it Forward um Mariah May um has been getting a lot of the spotlight recently so I really could see Tony Khan booking with his dick and uh he he's made it known that he likes Mariah May a lot um so it it could happen um I think ultimately if Tony Khan is smart uh he'll realize that this is probably one of the best things he has going on in the company right now and the best thing you can do is to push them apart and just write one of them off for a couple of weeks only a couple of weeks but you push it through cuz remember aw does that stupid [ __ ] where like all in and all out are like right next to each other uh so you got to think of the long term here and by long term I mean two or three weeks so you know I think I think you can have a bloody match somebody gets hurt whatever you know I I think Tony storm retains feel you can keep doing this for a little bit longer I don't know I feel like she's retained for so long I feel like Mariah's got to take it Tony's had that belt forever for a minute because it's all in I am gonna go my official pick is her I think it all is the time if someone's had it for a while that's usually what you drop it a good bloody bch well hey you know one of the things that we are not Tony storm oh thank you you know one of the things that we are um forgetting here is that um all in is in London and it's with Tony storm versus Mariah May Mariah May is from London so it would be a HomeTown win maybe she's not a heel maybe she's not the heel which we know Tony con likes to uh jerk off you know the fans so I'm sure Mariah may win you know what yeah no you're right I I I reverse yeah no I got Mya now yep Tony I'll be different come on Tony although I do think they're going to continue this probably for a while I would assume so yeah I won't be surprised with that one to be honest with you they uh has uh has Sasha Banks gotten hurt yet no no not yet yeah getting there it'll probably happen is insane the fact that everybody's like oh my gosh she's back oh my God we don't care about her anymore no one no chance no one does this no one does that like everybody seems to be over this CEO and it was very fast well that's because they brought her back they made her annoying like she was when she left and then they brought back microphone well when she talks on a microphone I automatically just mute it because her voice is [ __ ] annoying oh my God I'm the CEO and I'm just so darn cool everybody loves me sorry guys anyways can we talk match well I mean let's let's talk about the Mercedes Monet match a little bit cuz it's not just Mercedes Monae being annoying on a microphone it is for the a TBS champ I ship it is Mercedes Monae versus Dr Brit Baker DMD DMD yeah I that's really you got to say DMD I mean of course yeah you gotta yeah I I did the fingers don't worry now Mercedes Monae is also aligned with Camille who's I guess her enforcer or whatever Camille Brick House yeah yeah Camille Brick House built like a brick [ __ ] house umh but uh realistically I think Mercedes Monae is probably going to retain you have Camille out there it's you know heel [ __ ] already out there why not um although if Britt Baker wins uh I feel like that's going to be a very lengthy TBS title uh Reign for Brit Baker um because I feel like if she wins that is going to be a very very very big win for her um I feel like even I feel like no matter how the match goes Brit Baker is definitely going to come out of this looking better than Mercedes Monae um not that Mercedes Monae is bad in the ring it's just I don't you know she listen she's better than me she's better than me um but I I do think that I do think that uh just through some heel [ __ ] Mercedes retains yeah I think I think Camille gets involved and does some shady [ __ ] to Brit unless somebody comes out to help her which I don't think she has any friends quote unquote at the moment so I assume Mercedes yeah give me Brit Baker and because Sasha Banks is going to come on down to the ring tear her ACL going up the steps calling it now uh maybe maybe to get Kevin involved with my pick maybe Stephanie McMahon comes out break Sasha Banks kneecaps all right finally she's got a show up at some point this she didn't show up there in the last pay-per-view so why not save it for wimbley oh don't worry there's a spot for a McMahon on this card don't you worry oh no no and in the realistic sense I again I was never really that upset when Sasha left WWE in the first place because I've never been a fan to be honest I've never understood the hype and no matter how many of her fan girls on Twitter want to try to convince me otherwise just sort of been luk warm on the whole subject to begin with I like Brit Baker I like the fact that she's back Britt Baker's a badass can't say the same for Sasha Banks so give me the doctor the dentist Brit Baker is a tee tee doctor THS yep mhm and you know you mentioned Mercedes Monae or Brit Baker not having a lot of friends I don't remember which one but uh Brit Baker definitely won't have mjf come help because apparently they've been uh talking [ __ ] about their fiance or whatever but mjf does have a match on here for the aew American Championship because he's your American champion that is the International Champion that has been renamed to the American champion because he he a true American hero God bless mjf uh you can't see it but I I'm giving a salute um but uh yeah I mean mjf versus will Osprey um realistically I feel like will Osprey is probably goingon to win it back um and it's going to immediately not become the American Championship again like re realistically come that's how I see this going I think that's fine but uh just for the sake of keeping the gimmick I'm going to stand behind my American champion and I'm going to stand behind mjf he's all 50 states on the flag and he's all 50 states in my heart he's your favorite scumbag he's my favorite scumbag and he's better than you and you know it so he's going to retain if him retaining means we keep the belt hell yeah I mean that's go J we keep the belt we keep the belt I don't want the international Bel back it's like some World Cup [ __ ] now I love it realistically though I just hope this isn't going to be a case of Tony KH following in uh Triple H's footsteps where just because it's a big event now that automatically means you have to give your you have to give your Champion your person that you want to win the moment on the biggest St possible and for aew you know 40,000 in Wembley is probably going to be the biggest show that they have all year to be honest probably for a while yeah but I stuck with him uh he's my favorite scumbag he's your favorite scumbag he's going to take it to that that that arrogant British son of a [ __ ] he's gonna he's going to take him out and I hope that my scumbag retains that American championship at the end of the day showing Logan Paul how to be a true United States Champion I can't wait for this tiger driver to look like [ __ ] well that's so is is mjf gonna actually pull his off you think or do you think yeah so for for Jackal and Kev some context cuz I I know you two aren't really too too in the not but just that way the will has a move called the tiger driver right it's where he drops his opponent on their head um it is actually a dangerous move um [ __ ] yeah it is but uh the the story for will Osprey has been him like being pushed to the point where he's going to do it and he you know he'll bring them down he like he has to like put his head between their legs and like hook the arms and [ __ ] and he'll do that and in commentary he'll be oh my God he's going to do the tiger Drive oh my God and he never does it the last time he did it was to Brian Danielson who then uh sold having a neck injury again um and uh actually got stretcher he Brian Danielson actually had them put a [ __ ] neck brace on him and stretcher him out the [ __ ] audacity um but it's like that's the story that they're telling is that will Osprey is like the next time I do this tiger driver I'm going to kill a man that is essentially the story I see okay so I feel like obviously that's the finish of the match is Osprey hitting the tiger driver and then one two three um but better sell it like he is so injured like I just can't wait for it to look like going to the hospital yeah I'd say for him to do something similar to what Rody did with having the neck brace on 24/7 that would be great I mean it'll be kind of rinse and repeat little bit but it honestly makes the most sense for he so he so much better than Rody though oh he honestly would um okay okay and that's also again not to not to bring up everything we just SP so long talking about that's not a story to me you know no it's really not it's that's like I understand that works but o I'm going to do a move but I can't but when I do it oo you and wble that's just also how does that's how I understand will ospre too you in trouble mate you in trouble m i I just want to know like why does why does ospry only care about it now he's been doing this his entire career the tiger driver's been in his Arsenal like he's used it before he's like yeah [ __ ] drop them on their head why not he because I mean I get why they did that because this time he actually quote unquote hurt uh Brian Danielson so that's why he was like I hurt one of the best in the world he's like I can't use this anymore ah he's still walking around well exactly he's still got a pulse he's okay he's fine he's still breathing he walked it he walked it off he did try and do with some things he rub some dirt in it plus I mean you know I guess they didn't trust mjf being like I'm a I'm a bad [ __ ] I'm going to be the biggest heel piece of [ __ ] and they were like I don't know if that's going to go over good enough at Wembley so now we have to say a move's going to kill you like did we did we have to about it oh had to is a is a strong word that I'm not certain I'd use in this scenario but for the sake of conversation sure Mr Tony sure right um regardless yeah I think I'll stay uh I'll stay with Mr Mr scumbag and stick with the mjf pick Kev no I mjf I mjf he's losing the belt losing focus for all that blood loss as hell well you're going to feel even more laded when you watch this match because this next this next match I mentioned it before that there is a spot on this card for McMahon I believe this match will include Shane McMahon I have nothing to back that up I have no I have seen that nowhere online I have no sources I am making it up but I believe Shane McMahon will be in this match because orange Cassidy finds himself in a casino Gauntlet match which aew they love gambling casino Gauntlet match 21 entrance um 21 entrance this is for a shot at a future aew world championship match I feel like this is where you bring in Shane OAC I mean obviously orange Cassidy is the only one being build to go through this card uh and he is uh the [ __ ] Workhorse of aw I feel like the realistic expectation is that orange Cassidy wins this uh however just for the sake of the meme I'm saying and Shane McMahon is my pick baby future aew World Champ win it to win it that's a ballsy take coton I hope you're right inject some life back baby gonna he's gonna it's GNA be okata dollars and Shane dollars raining from the rafters now is there anybody else that's been announced for this I know I'm just dying to hear every everybody no nothing oh boy oh boy oh boy that is uh that is a match yep that's why I'm saying Shan man out of all the matches I've ever heard that is one of them isn't it your favorite I mean those Gauntlet matches there's always you know a wacky [ __ ] Spot somewhere but oh wolf is it going to be good you know we'll see hopefully you have a lot of aw Talent not on this show you have you you have some amazing aew talent like you're you're you're now I think one year past or or close to a year of your uh first inaugural Texas Chainsaw Deathmatch Champion whatever when they did that crossover for the Texas chainsaw Massac game and they made Jeff Jared a champion and they gave him a belt and then he never defended it uh so I mean he's not doing anything uh you got um basically your intire men's division just kind of sitting waiting for stuff so you got plenty to do you got like all a Ring of Honor like claudo is not even on this [ __ ] card and he claudo should be on every every [ __ ] card that aw ever has like I you have a lot of people that are I feel like this match I mean we're [ __ ] on it now but I feel like realistically it's going to be pretty [ __ ] packed um and it's I'm pretty sure with the casino Gauntlet matches it's not one at a time so I'm pretty sure there can be multiple entrance in the ring at once I think I that sounds right I don't I think my whole thing is that I'd feel so much more excited for this if I knew who the ENT were a little bit more if there were a little bit more names I just it's such a big question mark at the moment it's hard for me to get excited over the unknown and with aw the unknown has been a little bit uh a little bit harder to get invested with to be honest yeah yeah there's a lot of unknown with aw yeah I think maybe also a Ricochet debut he could you know oh he hasn't he hasn't popped up yet people thought maybe he was going to be hologram or whatever but he's not it'll be his Irish brother Rick o rck o no he actually owns the Ricochet name apparently I didn't know that God really Jes yeah cuz he was King Ricochet on the Indies yeah so yeah so he would just be king Ricochet when he goes to a W but I mean they'd still call him Ricochet that's a good shout that's a good shout it's I like that better than over the people with thinking Ricochet never got fired from WWE he's still going to show up mhm it's all it's all just a work they're working you it's a wor no no he's gone it's okay it's okay to admit it he IM they they killed him so BR breaker could lose to Sami Zayn in one Hova kick yep y actually you know what not perfect but I'll I'll say that that's give me give me Ricochet in this match Rick OA give me I thought you were saying gonna get give me Sami zaye give me Sami Sammy H give me Generico hey he would go hard in aw [ __ ] yeah he would they bill him like hologram yeah I wouldn't mind it I wouldn't mind it I you know I hope for Ricochet but as of now uh orange Cassidy it's fair he's the only name you can he's the only person you know for sure John maxley comes out hits 18 death Riders and he gets it hey MOX hasn't been out in a while you you may be on this up MOX is due for a comeback I think the last time he showed up was the Nito match right yeah yeah when he lost the IWGP yeah he finally went yeah who who's uh I'll take another pick them who's gonna sock Jack Perry in the [ __ ] mouth backstage this year oh he's gonna geted he's gonna get socked in the ring he's gonna we can talk about that bad oh got got got okay the Jack Perry match it is a it is a uh here we we'll well all right here we go I just have to find it because he's he's he's in a pretty violent one uh going up against Darby Allen in a coffin match for the aw TNT Championship uh I actually kind of like that yeah uh Jack Perry um the scapegoat he he showed a new title design last week uh or this week or whatever I whatever the [ __ ] uh on the last Collision so do with that what you will um but he he like beat up a jobber that was the dude that was from Dallas singles.com uh he beat him up spray painted his face to look like Darby put him in a body bag that said Darby yeah a quick match website it Dallas singles.com it is yeah oh that was the joke yeah nothing like Tony shavani when the when the ring announcer goes Ed from Dallas singles.com and Tony just goes what he was like he was like what the [ __ ] did she just say what you call me what made it made me stop playing games and pay attention because I was like hey man maybe that was hey maybe that was the idea we're talking about it right we're talking about it but um no I mean this is going to be this we I was saying that time was Tony storm and Mariah May is going to be bloody this is going to be uh [ __ ] assault this is this is going to be I mean these are two men that have uh you know remember Darby lit Jack Perry on fire uh now they're going to put him in a coffin um I'm assuming to keep up with Jack Perry's gimmick he's going to lose is the coffin made out of real glass we don't know but that would be very funny that would be [ __ ] hilarious cuz Darby's done glass before he doesn't give a [ __ ] damn he's been hit by a bus like what four times now he's fine crime your River uh but no I mean this is and I mean hey it's all in which is an important important day in Jack Perry's career uh so this is going to be an interesting one cuz uh I I I feel like this match is going to be like you know again typical Darby Allen just like he's it's going to be a stunt show I I don't know how many I don't think there's going to be one wrestling hold in this match I don't think there's going to be one [ __ ] headlock I think I think it's going to be two dudes out there beating the [ __ ] out of each other literally trying to kill each other and it eventually one of them is going to go in this coffin but uh I feel like Jack Perry's gimmick is to just lose but then' still be given every opportunity just cuz he's friends with the Young Bucks so I feel like Darby's going to win plus it's a coffin match you kind of have to have Darby win a coffin match it's kind of his thing set a contract somewhere wait can we take a poll can we do uh this is a a prediction how many coffin drops failed coffin drops onto the lid of the coffin three I was gonna say two I feel like three where he hits it so I'll say two onto the lid though onto the lid I'm going to say one if it just failed in general yeah probably two but onto the lid definitely just a one and done at least that' be for me I wouldn't want to do that [ __ ] twice well it is Darby Allen you're also not Darby Allen so oh how many times have you been hit by oh I forgot I thought you meant you wanted me to jump oh oh no my to add up I think it's one on and then he goes for another one Jack jumps off opens the lid he coffin drops into the coffin and he closes the lid on him I think that'd be [ __ ] hilarious if he just like dunks him in uhhuh like he jumps off the top Jack Perry opens it rolls out of the way he just slams right in and he Clos the lid on him and that's how the match ends do you think when Darby got hit by that bus he like called Tony KH said Tony I got a great IDE for the next match run me over probably like so is that a yes or no on Wednesday you show up and then he did I think with everything that you just said Mike you've put about double the effort into this match than Tony KH has actually so uh good job I'm proud of you for that yeah I I think that finish would be great I think Jack Perry retains with some tricky Dicky Shenanigans from his friends easy there you go and Darby Allen oh no he doesn't have the old man's thing anymore oh whatever will he do oh no he's got to find other new old people to be friends with oh no what if that's what happens oh and then the and then the Texas jela massacre Champion comes out of nowhere Jeff Jarrett comes to the rescue Darby with then in his 60s I'm friends with Darby Allen and I like Texas Chainsaw Massacre how you doing jar in our podcast right now oh my God Jeff [ __ ] you slap nuts slaps you suck is that me we can make this video Jeff Jarrett joins us on the three count out podcast Jeff Jeff jar Jeff Jarrett joins us Jeff Jarett joins I'm still not convinced he has him world may never know like laded my nose is like all filled I'm like dying yeah can you do you want to like take a take a breather take a lap or something there friendo well I mean maybe don't walk around yeah probably definitely stay sitting i' also I told you to take a breather but you all know you got to breathe through your mouth right now I do well if you're looking for a breather we've reached the Breather match in the card because this is this is going be bad this one is the last chance match for the FTW Championship that's right the for the world championship if Hulk loses he will never challenge again for his gimmick title it is Chris Jericho with big Bell and Brian Keith versus Hook it's not his gimmick title it's Dad's gimmick it's his gimmick title my oh God okay okay I remember now the the the wave of PTSD is flowing back into my brain while we speak I remember my one specific request after forbidden door was that no matter what happens between Jericho and Hook Once that match is done you put Jericho on the opposite side of the world and you take hook and you take him as far away humanly [ __ ] possible I am so done seeing this damn match happened I don't care anymore hi guys hey guys hi hi hello learning treat back Conor screens again oh [ __ ] K whoever wins the audience loses yeah uh I pick Shane McMahon to run down and win the FTW title hey maybe sounds 10 times better I can't I can't even fake pretend be excited about this match I'm so sorry yeah no Chris Jared list I like Chris Jericho I hate The Learning Tree like not even like not even like a fun hate like I just legitimately hate it I I know that the whole point is that it's supposed to be bad but when you're in when your gimmick is that you're bad I don't want to watch you that's like that it Jericho can be good we've seen him do amazing things but that was you know what 15 20 years ago like yeah again we need to take these old people and get them out of active they could still be on TV they could be commentators Jericho was a commentator for a while and I enjoyed that he gave a a great uh uh one of the best commentary teams was Rampage AG for a long time because Jericho was on it but like it's just not this ain't working and the the for the World Champ no [ __ ] off dude like no this isn't working it's [ __ ] I feel like Taz is legitimately pissed off by it which pisses me off even more um like it's just if you want to have hook without the belt that's fine just take the belt away don't give it to somebody else just take it away it doesn't need to be there it's an entrance gimmick do we really need a fake belt yeah give them a real belt that's that's a whole another can of worms with me I think aw and WWE is starting to get close to this territory I think aw has way too many belts on television right now like way too many to count where an average viewer watching the damn program is like oh okay half their roster has a title around their waist oh boy oh boy it's hard to get invested into your Champions when half your [ __ ] competition is a champion to begin with and now that you guys are saying this is a [ __ ] fake goddamn pretend belt what what that gives me even less reason to care about this match I already cared 0% about yeah it doesn't help anything mhm oh the twitchers the twitchers are coming oh no you know you talk about there being a lot of belts well this doesn't help either because for the aw and Ring of Honor trios championships for the aew unified trios championships so that are three sets of belts that are the trios Champions so you have you have the ring of champion and you have the the you have the Ring of Honor trios champion and you have the aw trios champion and then those two merge together to make the aew unified championships but they're still carrying around the Ring of Honor and the aw trios championships and the brand new aew unified trios championships which means that they have three belts three sets each that's nine belts for your Trio Champions God check please all being held that that is like belt collector levels of [ __ ] up it makes no sense I really hope that they just go to the unified trios Champions if that's what they want to do just make get one set of trios belts please but for these trios Champions we have a fourway London ladders match so just a ladders match in London but that is the patriarch which is Christian Cage kill switch and Nick Wayne versus the Bang Bang Gang which is juice Robinson Austin gun and C gun before you go uh just so you guys know for the patriarchy Christian Cage doesn't let Nick Wayne and luchasaurus hold the belts he holds them all oh yeah well of course he's his dad yeah you know Christian Cage is holding all nine belts right now that is correct yeah um as a father should he's a good dad I don't know how that's funny he's just being a good dad Mike but we only got we only got through two teams because there's a third team the house of black my personal pick Malachi black Brody King and Buddy Matthews and a fourth team that hasn't even been announced okay so but it's a four-way London ladders match um for the trios so there has to be a fourth team in there I would Venture I if you had asked me last week I would have said the acclaimed but the acclaimed are going to be involved in a tag team match that we can talk about next uh so I don't know who goes in this uh I don't know who's in this fourth spot but I'm just going to say house of black because I want them to win I hope they win speaking of winning Oregon is leading 33 to 29 with seven minutes left in the fourth of with what what oron 33 Washington 29 7 Minutes fourth quarter what is happening the [ __ ] college game oh uh are are you the coach of one of them isn't it live oh no I think I think the blood the blood loss is getting I think the blood loss is catching up I think the blood loss is getting to him it says it's Lo is this not live pick thems cev pick thems we literally just talked about the first college game happening on Saturday what the [ __ ] am I watching then I don't know Kevin I think I thought you were think you were reporting your 25 score yeah it's definitely the BL let's get through these pickups so Kev can get to a doctor what's going guys Michigan just won the college football playoffs whoa so anyway the trios championships in a four-way match we know three of the teams I don't [ __ ] know Tony Khan doesn't announce [ __ ] and it pisses me off makes this podcast hard give me House of black [ __ ] [ __ ] give me House of black I don't know anymore what is life here you go um Christian is going to be the best dad he can be and uh make sure he wins his match win this match for his uh for his sons he cares so much about love you Christian keep up the good work man he's such a good dad God I can only strive to be half the dad he is who was the second team you said bang bang gang oh um the only way they win is if uh jayat comes back and helps um I don't see that happening although how is he injured all of a sudden he gone I I think he might have just like lowkey taken vacation I don't know if he's like I think they just said he was hurt I have no idea and really he was just like you know what I don't want to be on aew TV anymore it makes me sad um I gotta say House of black I mean they're really like they've been together a while they need belts to hold down to for a bit we need him back on TV Jay White had a uh undisclosed foot injury um oh sure but apparently he's expected to be back any time now according to Shawn Ross sap at fightful select so he's going to help them win oh okay yeah that that that is yeah I did not think about the switchblade coming back but that could uh that could sway it mhm well whatever as long as it's a good match I'm still going to say house black for now and then pretend like I'm surprised when Jay White comes back and helps uh the bang bang gang win and uh then we have for the uh dead as [ __ ] aew World Tag Team Championships um and I believe I fully believe that aew has Rec iiz that their tag team division like at least Championship wise that they are just dead in the water and I believe this match is 100% the reset um it is it is a it is a three-way I do not believe the Young Bucks are going to retain um but it's the Young Bucks versus FTR versus the acclaimed uh that's Max uh caster and Anthony Bowen daddy ass sitting his ass in the back um so realistically I feel like since it's a three-way the Young Bucks don't retain uh FTR could pull through um obviously they're you know they've won well both teams have won before so either one could get it no questions asked right and they went to a time limit draw on on collision I think it was like a 40 minute time limit or 30 minute time limit or something like that um so like obviously they're going to go oh was 20 all right well still they're going to go like that's you know because why would we give them a full match to actually cook right right no why well I mean you got to see it for the pay-per-view but um you know obviously they're going to go they're going to cook it's going to be a good match it really could go either way um I feel like FTR just has been around for a while though and they're like a aew staple team I mean so is the claimed but I always think of a claimed more as like a trio um so I don't know we'll see I don't know I'm hoping the acclaimed win um they they're homegrown they're good they're great on the microphone I'm hoping they pull that one out they deserve it what do you think Max Caster is gonna say to those Brits oh nothing good probably something that'll end up getting censored yeah you think he'll [ __ ] it up I hope so I think that would be the nice little entertaining bit to get him get the British people Boon him even more laughing at him or something and then they'll say at least at least our skills aren't [ __ ] gallies or something along the lines I don't know loose loose translation I I think with how little the Young Bucks have defended these titles definitely is going to unfortunately play some part with all of this because I feel like they're going to have some tricky Dicky heel Shenanigans still shoved up their ass somewhere like one of them's going to pull out a Jordan filled with the thumb tacks or maybe another flaming super KCK or whatever the [ __ ] they're doing nowadays I don't know I haven't paid attention since they stopped putting effort into their [ __ ] YouTube channel so unfortunately I think I'm going to have to go with the young BS uh I know I not I'm not proud of it I feel dirty saying that Mike and I I have such copious amounts of ass kisser uh no no what are you talking about they're just that good Young Young Bucks Jack Joker crossover when I'll make content for being the elite I'll do better than anything that the dark order did did there I said it damn oh that's who's going to be the four te the dark order they're not doing anything oh yeah in the trios maybe hey hey dark order getting the trios run that'd be [ __ ] weird right they haven't done anything in the last two years yeah they haven't done anything since hangman left their ass yevin and brings us to the I'm not gonna lie I don't know who what this match is because I'm a little out of it right now so I'm g go Young Buck just for shit's sakes there you go don't worry Kev you can get to a doctor soon because this is bringing us to the last match on the card as of right now again if Tony Khan has added anything else on Dynamite or Collision or Rampage he can suck my [ __ ] [ __ ] um but for the a ew World Championship it is time for title versus career and that is the title of swerve Strickland the aew world champion versus the career of Brian Danielson Brian Danielson has said that if he loses he will retire Brian Daniels has also been on a [ __ ] farewell tour so honestly I would love to see Brian danelson hold the title um do you think so do you think this would be I guess it all depends on if you think he's actually done if you think that's going to be his last match that seems like a pretty easy guess but if you think he's still got like a few more months then maybe I for a while thought that Brian D up until his career was put on the line I thought he was going to win um Brian Danielson I thought he was going to win once the career stipulation was put on knowing that Brian Danielson for the past year year and a half two years has been saying I'm on my way out goodbye this might be the last time you ever see me um and he's been very transparent that when he retires it's not a full retirement he's going to come back for big things he's going to come back like once a year if that you know um so he just turn into Roman Reigns I guess but like not he he's not he wouldn't be active basically like he would still be around if they needed him but he wouldn't be active and if he was active he said he would be like more active behind the scenes so I guess more as like a producer that yeah yeah I guess Undertaker at the end of his career where like you know there's a huge event and you're like [ __ ] what can we put here oh an Undertaker Match could be super goddamn special it'll be more like that not like a well he's going to have a storyline doing this he's going to have a storyline doing that yeah and again it's just because of how trans parent they've been that Brian Danielson is coming up on the end of his career that's been his story is that he told his daughter that he was going to stop when she was seven and like now she's like eight or nine and he's like Oho I told her I was going to stop uh so I feel like probably the plan was to have him win and take that title and run with it I feel like now his plan is swerve Strickland is going to kick him in the head he's going it's going to be a very very hard win for swerve Strickland I think this match is at least going to go the hour if not longer um this is going to be if you're going to watch one match this would be the one to watch um but I I feel like this is going to be swerve Strickland ending the career of Brian Danielson and that is a very very big accomplish for swerve I was actually the exact opposite of you until I heard his career was online because he did an interview uh Brian did or Danielson did um where he said he was like they would have to force me to have a belt he's like I don't want a belt it's not why I'm here I'm here to fight my dream matches he's like that's why I came here he's like I can fight whoever I want whenever I want I don't want a belt I don't want to be the face of the company I want to be on the card fighting somebody that is on my list he's like he's like the only way I would carry a belt is if they actively forc me to carry it so I was like okay he's not winning it's going to be a great match but he's not going to win and then I saw career on the line I was like [ __ ] are they doing the dumb thing where all of a sudden now he has to win which I hope not I hope I hope this is kind of like the the big send off but I don't know this is actually a pretty good one this could honestly go either way I like this yeah no it really it really if if swerve Strickland is the dude to end Brian danielson's career what a hell of a pick like I it can go either way what I genuinely see happening to make it so that boy oh boy teacher going to see my work of mentioning the subject multiple times throughout the course of my paper tying back into that Tony Khan doesn't know how to write for [ __ ] I see that this is easily going to be match of the night 100 million th% I don't see anything else being better than this um I see something along the lines of swerve Strickland winning and then coming out immediately on the following Dynamite or a couple dynamites afterwards and saying something like I didn't beat you the way that I wanted to like I I I'm since I beat you I say that you're no longer retired or something like that they basically just pull a haha just kidding you know that shitty writing it it sounds like some aw [ __ ] right yeah but Brian Daniel also writes his own creative who has final say exactly I listen listen I I want to be proven wrong I'm not betting my house off of this it's just I don't see Danielson winning going off of everything that Mike just said with a title but I also don't think that this is the last match I it least I'm not saying you know he's going to win the he's going to lose and come back and wrestle for three more years afterwards I at least see through the end of the year to at least December so I I feel like my official pick them is going to be swerve wins and there's going to be some weird dumbass writing [ __ ] that somehow brings Danielson back into the fold and lets him be an active competitor for it at least a little while longer so your official pick is which one swerve swerve swerve okay all right you know the one dumbass thing I didn't even think about uh because why would they why would they waste it on such a good match who's the one guy spur has been feuding with the whole time hangman Shan mcah who would love would love to see swerve lose the belt oh oh so he doesn't want the Bel but he makes oh that that's good though that's good writing well that's not that's a writing I Loved You catching yourself in the middle of that that's well it's not the other really I could actually see them doing that be like he didn't win that he won the title but he won it because hang man like screwed them both over really that's pretty that'd be pretty good I wouldn't mind that outcome you have tickled my pickle with that one Mike that one's kind of that kind of spicy I'm not going to lie I kind of like that oh I like that a lot I mean Hangman's been very adamant about his Roo and toot and hate for uh for swerve so yeah sad millennial cowboy no longer he is angry Millennial Cowboy I I [ __ ] he has the mustache to prove it I [ __ ] love what Hangman's been doing right now too of like he's the bad he's technically a heel but he's he's done nothing wrong in his eyes so he still walks out of the good guy tunnel that shit's [ __ ] hilarious I will say that little bit with him and Jeff Jarett it was so simple that's what pisses me off about aw they do so many things wrong and then they'll do something so [ __ ] right like Jeff Jarrett trying to introduce hangman looks to the heel tunnel and hangman comes out of the other one and surprises him oh so good it's the little things in life that does uh that does bring us to the end of well I guess not a little thing cuz that card was [ __ ] massive uh I feel like we're going to be watching this well in into the we hours of the morning uh well I guess not into the morning cuz it's going to start at noon so I think this is probably going to go five or six hours so probably until like five or yeah yeah probably five or six hours yeah thank God I'd honestly say six it's Tony KH so there's always a chance that another six matches are going to get added before it's all sudden done yeah and then at the end of all this there'll be like a 4-Hour press conference where he's just coming down as cocaine High answering questions from Twitter um but uh you know we'll we'll deal with that we get there because I'm going to be honest this is has been a it's been a beefy one uh and and I feel like Kevin needs to get to a doctor um so we should long podcast as I'm like loss of blood and everything well hey it's an aw podcast so it's it's fitting that you're bleeding through it but if you've enjoyed anything from us you can let us know in the comments below uh if you enjoyed our interview with with Tommy Vendetta hope you did let us know if there's anybody else that You' like 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didn't enjoy anything I said don't worry I'm currently trying to run around in fortnite right now unlocking black panther lady black panther as we speak but if you did enjoy what I said you can find me at youtube.com Jackle Joker or twitch.tv Jackle Joker you should have said if you don't like what I to say you're probably that guy from Tik Tok oh yes Brian The [ __ ] like I'm not salty I just I'm just really upset the fact that you guys are celebrating a preseason win brother I know you're angry because you're leaving angry comments under a Tik Tok that's how I know you're something like it's it's a it's [ __ ] pre it's one it's preseason two it's Tik Tock why are you getting in in beef on Tik Tok of all places I just prefer to settle my disputes face to face kind of like what we're doing right now how about you back up a little bit your breath kind of smells huh you back the [ __ ] up I just myth I'm just going to lay down I'm just gonna lay down right here yeah listen just lay down Jack not your chance not your chance you've been taking these a lot [ __ ] [ __ ] you son kick me in the dick coming man Drop oh yeah we go get W down go cut itut it hurry got it that's it ring the bell that's it send Kevin to the hospital he needs a blood trans already laying down yeah you really didn't have to do that man he remember that I remember that you remember when you kick me in the dick I remember that Jackal would remember that you son of a [ __ ] you know what let me get up there let me do it again I'm going back up climbing up there going up again oh please yeah blood your shirt there sorry oh it's coming out your mouth now oh oh wait hold on