Harbor Freight best deal EVER $7 18” machete review with Danny Trejo

hey what it is this blue frog today I'm going to be checking out the the Gordon serrated machete blade 18 inch I got this at Harbor Freight is only $7 this might be the best $7 I've ever spent we will find out so as you can see it's got stainless steel blade and handle construction it says it's sharp resist rust and corrosion sharp saw tooth back for sa through thick brushing Vin so this is straight up going outdoor style you know what I'm saying bro it's got a it's got a it's got a decent plastic handle on it like if if you were out fighting zombies or something I'd probably wear gloves cuz this will probably give your hands um some blisters but it's got a nice little loophole but yeah dude $7 for a big old machete oh looks like it's got a little sheath to put your blade into it's like a quiver but not a quiver because this is not an arrow let's check it out let's pop this let's pop this out of the out of the packaging see how good it is oh man there we go oh yeah baby here we go don't cut your hand off doing this that'd be a good video huh how not to open your machete holy [ __ ] oh yeah baby see if I can get this sheath out of here too or if I got a machete this open sweet lordy hear that swing so here's your here's your blade sheath yeah it looks like it'll hold it it's got some little belt loop maybe oh yeah dude oh yeah look at that you could totally put your belt through that and it's got these little velcro straps to get velcro it in let's see what oh yeah you don't want to cut your hand off doing that oh yeah fits in there nicely real nice but today's video has been brought to you by an autographed picture of Machete if you're going to be doing a a machete review you better be doing it in the presence of Danny treo's autograph picture maete we got some some objects out here to try this out on so first let's un sheath this thing or did you hear that [Music] swing oh that's yeah dude that's sharp like that that is definitely sharp let's see how the blade [Music] feels yeah it's sharper sharper down here at the tip it's nice and light like you could freaking you could really get something good with this but first will be the machete versus the banana then be the machete versus a potato and then a melon and when that's done an iPhone well it's not really an iPhone but it is a cell phone and then we're going to go back behind the house and see if this will chop down this big old Bush back there but first things first the banana oh dude would you look at that and then you can eat the banana now let's try the potato oh dude that potato didn't stand a chance so let's move this out of the way and we're going to try the melon now the reason I decided to go with the melon is because this is probably most likely to be like a zombie's head and you can't I say YouTube shouldn't censor this because you can't kill something that's already dead so see what happens against the melon I'm going to go with the sideways blast ooh took the top right off of the baby I should have caught that my teeth ate it right up let's go with a nice downward blast oh dude this thing is legit did you see that bro straight down to the seeds oh yes I don't think this cell phone is gonna stand a chance I have no idea what happens when you chop a cell phone hopefully let me make sure it's in screen oh yeah that's in screen after this if we survive we're going to go back that well we got to go this way around and then back around and there's going to be a bush and we're going to pack it down oh dude I'm getting some anxiety about this phone like I don't even know what's going to happen let me make oh jeez dude maybe we should do this last I don't know Ma ched's looking at me like I'm a [ __ ] if I don't do this so let's do this you guys you ready on three one two three oh oh man I'm scared to touch it look at that it did not Chop the phone straight in half but I guarantee you that is not covered under warranty all right let me wipe the phone guts off this blade and we're GNA go walk around because the bush is right above my shed and it's probably dangerous me for for me to hardcore parcour you know flip jump run up that thing and then Chop It Off from up there so let's go no we are not chopping the Scat Pack today not chopping the Jetta either I tell you what nobody wants to come and mess with us bro we're walking down the street with a machete and a cell phone I mean something's going down so let's go see what my neighbors are all looking at me like whoa what's going on dude's crazy there's the mailman I always got to say hi to the mailman oh dude I should no I shouldn't chop that tree down neighbors might get mad at me we're almost to the backyard oh that bush I could chop that all the way down but we're not going to do it you got to have some restraint restraint like machete like dude can you believe them fools throwing water balloons at my dude Danny trall they invited him to a car show and then they hit him with freaking water balloons and he gets out some some fool punches him like dude the only reason machette day let you live that day is because you'd be crying like a little [ __ ] and try suing him when you deserved to get one of these but I got I got props for you yeah dude look at this this is the back of my fence it's full of hops it's not marijuana that's that's hops but that's the bush right there dude that's some one that's dead meat if I can get the camera angle right we're g to dude there's hops coming out of that bush we're going to see how well let me get the right angle here we're going to see if this tree stands a chance against oh there there we go almost let's see if this thing stands a chance against the Gordon 18in rated blade $7 machete from Harbor Freight oh yes sir look at that clean cut that's a clean cut you will where to attack next dude that's pretty that's pretty thick bro do you see that SC chance yeah it's getting all entangled up with the Hops totally taking it down one chop baby look how big that is one swipe the Gordon serrated blade oh yes imagine yourself in the jungle with one of these things like right here like quick quick draw MRA man yep thing's toast keeps going too oh yeah careful you don't want to cut yourself just annihilating this did you hear it it's like but yeah look dude all done with one 18inch blade and that's without using the serrated edge cuz with that you could be like let's try it out oh yeah dude you see that dude just like that straight to bladed right through that thing right to the core Yeah couple more swings and we're done yes that is it baby look at that it used to be right there and now it's down there all because of the 18inch Gordon rid blade dude seven bucks there's no way you could and it's nice and light too like the centering now the centering is a little it's a little blade heavy at the tip but you don't feel it when you're swinging it you have nice good ninja control with it yes sir all right don't forget to comment 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