What the Cards Say - Billy Crudup + Claire Danes

welcome back to the lnx files as always this is a safe space for all things spooky and today we're going to use these tarot cards to do a what the heck check on Billy crudup Mary Louise Parker and Claire Danes so this is a why didn't they work or I don't even know what to call this read we're going to a blast from the past you know given Billy crudup's new marriage people are talking about the scandal of the early 2000s let's take a look at what the heck was going on there right [Applause] foreign so Mr Peach is behind me he's not eating his food he's just being a flop so there we are so yeah when I did the video on Billy crud up and Naomi Watts a lot of you posted in the comments like hey let us not forget when he left his pregnant partner were they married Mary Louise Parker seven months pregnant with his kid someone he'd been with for seven years to go run off with Claire Danes who's 24 at the time and I believe there's a pretty like formidable age difference I'm imagining at least 10 years I was gonna google it before I started recording but let's just say at least 10 years like that's that really puts Billy crud up in like the point zero one percent of men like most men like in 99.9999999 would not leave their pregnant partner for anyone I mean because that's their child and their partner is so vulnerable at that time most men wouldn't be capable of most men aren't capable of doing that you know most men are capable of doing what's easiest and what's less traumatic for everyone which is you know just dutifully standing by their partner you know it's it's difficult to leave even when you want to leave like it's it's still very very difficult to leave and the public Fallout and Scandal that Billy caught up faced one could only assume he was so in love with Claire Danes and was like like he didn't feel like he could say to Claire Danes hey I'm madly in love with you but can you at least give me two months so my baby's born and like my partner's okay before I like you know rip her life apart so that poor child that that's a trauma that like the little soul can suffer in the womb so we're gonna do a slightly different spread today on these characters and what the heck was going on so I made notes so so I don't forget the spread that we're doing so let's revisit Billy crudup shall we so he's a cancer with a sad Moon one website says that he's a Libra Rising would that work I mean he's got a very symmetrical face I mean that that could be you know Libra ruled by Venus Venus World signs can sometimes have uh you know a desire for pleasure and for comfort and for you know uh pursuing matters of the heart with abandon and libras can sometimes have a cool disattachment now cancers of course are the exact opposite he's got the Sagittarius moon which is just wild and like I got a realm I mean it's he's got a lot of internal forces which are opposing one another just looking at his immediate chart the cool Detachment of the Libra the clinginess of the cancer the let me roam free wildness of the sad Claire Danes is an Aries son with a Libra moon I could totally get that see Aries folk they're they're the first sign of the zodiac a lot of astrologers will refer to them as the baby of the Zodi zodiac and just sometimes like very self-interested and immature and so an Aries woman at age 24 is kind of like a 16 year old like they just have like a very very youthful like oh whatever quality and I think that most 24 year olds would have enough emotional intelligence and maturity to not want to do that to another woman let alone a pregnant woman but not necessarily an Aries and Aries could be very uh self-interested self-focused very sort of myopic when it comes to like well this is what I want so I'll just go for that and you're like yes but look at the Carnage that you're helping to contribute to and they're like Carnage I just got that thing I wanted you know so that's that's very Aries it fits perfectly Leo Rising okay so so one site thinks that she's allele Rising other sites aren't so sure I could see her being a Leo Rising just because you know comfortable with public attention you know career in the public eye she doesn't necessarily have the sunniness of a Leo but she has the boldness of a Leo like I remember like reading articles about her as a kid where they're like oh she's at Six Flags and she's not wearing a bra you know and it's like whatever and like she was already a famous person like that's very like I have Leo in my immediate chart I'm just gonna be famous and nowhere bro and go on like the water slides and like whatever people are gonna yell things at me whatever I'm so great like that's that's a Leo and the Libra moon moon and Libra it's fine you know it's it's fine but again we have the cool Detachment of a Libra in the immediate chart and also when I was in high school some of the people I knew in high school had gone to middle school with Claire Danes because remember Claire Danes was a New York kid she was a little New York actress who's doing like Broadway plays and Off-Broadway plays before she like booked my so-called life right didn't they cast for that all over the country and like one of my friends in my English class was like I don't like clear teens and I was like why not they're like she's like rude and I was like what'd she say and they're like oh she said to me like how would you know anything about that and I was like oh like I didn't know the contacts but like we were like 14 at the time I was like oh and like there were some people in my high school that that were like we know it and we don't like her and I was like okay so there's that folks there's that okay and then we have Mary Louise Parker okay who Leo uh with a Libra rising and a Gemini Moon so she's a Leo framed with air on either side so interesting we've got a lot of fire signs in this except for Billy crudup like the the the ooey gooey cancer boy so yeah I mean I don't really see how they worked out like with Mary Louise Parker and Billy crudup for all that time with his media chart and her immediate chart but you know what like he may be so ooey gooey that like he needs a woman with like a fire sun sign to kind of crack the whip and call the shots because he's just like Oh I'm a little cancer boy yeah so let's let's get going kids okay so let's angle the camera so that you guys we can all see the board you can see that this is plastic over the couch long story anyway okay so let's start with Claire's feelings towards Billy Billy's feelings towards Claire Billy's feelings towards Mary Louise Parker Mary Louise Parker's feelings towards Billy the bottom line reason as to why Billy left Marie Louise Parker and the bottom line reason as to why Claire Danes left Billy because that's pretty much how history has recorded it that Billy and Claire did not break up Claire left him for the man that she is still with today so let's get some answers shall we okay so let's start with we're talking about the the moment of impact essentially when we're pulling these cards like what was Claire's feelings towards Billy when this was happening okay yeah I mean all right so we got the princess of Pentacles so this is really interesting so you know the princess the princesses in this deck are pages so they're very young they're youthful and it's like she had this thing in the physical world like the page of Pentacles is like oh I've got this thing in the physical world and it's this like nice thing and I I like this thing and uh oh it's just neat and like she said she was in love and like I'm sure she was but like for her it was like she refers to it as the relationship that turned her into a adult an adult so it was like her first adult relationship you know who like wasn't she running around with Stephen Dorff I mean this woman like I'm not a fan of her choices anyway so they're highlighting her use okay which surprises no one okay Billy's feelings towards Claire oh oh okay this is interesting so it usually doesn't come up in these contexts but we got the nine of Swords so he was tortured about her if you look at photos of them at the time like that man looks so smitten like she almost looks like sort of cooler and like yeah this is cool but he looks like I'm so in love like big smile just like like his eyes sparkling so Knight of Swords is usually a card of anxiety I think what we can uh interpret this card being several things so number one just twist it over her just like Twisted just like can't eat can't sleep just like so crazy in love like the Beyonce song but also like after she left him this is also how he made she made him feel like he was just like twisted and bent uh over being with her and over her departure really interesting okay so let's jump over here Mary Louise Parker's feelings towards Billy crudup right around towards the end okay so this this killed her almost we got the Ten of swords in Reverse so I mean this is pretty self-explanatory we'll we'll pull another card in a second but like you know when the Ten of Swords comes up it's just never great I mean does anyone really want this occasionally it'll mean like death of the old self you know like you're conquering your your past demons and you're someone else now so when this card comes up it means one of two things it means either like the healing has begun or it means like things are so destabilized you are like a cocktail skewered shrimp on the barbie like you are just you know left 10 ways to Saturday which I don't even know what that means I just made it up now it's kind of it's a hybrid expression so that's really just quite all right Billy's feelings towards Mary Louise at the end I mean just like not great so we got the five of Wands like basically five of Wands is that card of generating more heat than light you know it's a card of just like chaos not terrible chaos but just kind of chaos so in Reverse like he was unraveling his feelings is what this means like his feelings for her were like complicated and like not quite clear and you know the the mishmash of them were was becoming unraveled like towards the end but you know he was gaining Clarity to a certain extent this is not a very ooey gooey you know super connected card okay what was the bottom line as to why Billy left Mary Louise Parker like aside from Claire Danes right oh well I mean they're not saying that so Claire Danes was the reason he left her like that we got the Ace of cops so like it was new love like Claire Danes felt Heaven Sent to Billy crudup that's essentially what they're saying here they're just like this was like he felt like this was like an angel put on Earth and he just almost like he was just like completely enraptured by her so ace of cups the beginning of new love like just total okay and what was the bottom line reason as to why Claire Danes left Billy crud up three years later oh interesting this is really interesting this is really this is a really interesting way of putting it so we got the world card in reverse so the world card upright means the beginning of a new karmic cycle you know and that you were to a certain effect you're reaping what you've sowed that like debts are being paid and like you've been observed and usually you want this card upright because you know usually there's it's it's a card with less baggage so when this card comes up in Reverse it's like you're starting a new Karma chapter and there's baggage and it's almost like the guides are explaining like Fortune wanted Billy crudup to be left like he was in line for that level of Devastation just keep in mind though like with what this means it's not tit for Tad it's not punitive it's just kind of like a pendulum swinging back the other way like when a pendulum is here and it goes back over here it's not angry at this side over here it's like oh I'm gonna get you it's just like oh the energy has to resolve itself and so that's kind of what was happening here she leaving him and breaking his heart he was kind of due for that and so that's what they're suggesting here so page six like asked Mary Louise Parker what she thinks of Billy crudup's like new marriage to Naomi Watts and she was just like I wish them the best of course I do it's he's the father of my child of course does does Mary Louise Parker really feel that way let's find out oh um interesting interesting it's kind of a messy answer but I get it so it's in this we got the Six of Swords in Reverse so I'll write this card of like taking your [ __ ] and going off to calmer Waters and so basically with this remark she's trying to find peace like she's trying to you know Forge piece for herself Forge a sense of Serenity and they're like and she's kind of achieved it with that situation but not all the way and like did she mean that yes and maybe occasionally no you know what I mean like like we're not these perfect cyborgs is essentially what the cards are acknowledging that like this is a situation with a great deal of complexity so that's what I've got for you guys put your comments in below I want to know we all have to think about this I mean the scandal of the early 2000s how did we all live through it like And subscribe it helps the channel to grow and as always we'll do this again foreign [Music]