CARNIVAL HAS TO PAY💰 HITS ICEBERG & DRUG BUST!! MATTRESS ON UTOPIA BALCONY*CANADA CRUISE DRAMA 🎭

ladies and gentlemen welcome to dork dally the sword is here dork D here it is here it comes coming right at you guys we're slightly tilted it's showing us I don't know if you guys are okay with that put it in the bottom let us know how you feel it is happy Friday yo nois Friday Happ Friday Jim's been nauseous all day day but you know what I woke up and I did that you know we're like I went running into the like my bathroom I call it my bathroom cuz it's the other side of the house but I like to go into that bathroom too if I have any problems so I went to run in there and I'm like I'm not going to make it I'm like I can't believe I never woke up like this but I ate so many almonds just had too many almonds again the almonds were to blame for something else before I think it did it to me before I just I don't know too many almonds but anyway guys I'm so excited it's Friday it was a long week tomorrow sat Saturday and then maybe we'll be back at the beach tomorrow back at the beach I sorry we're not at the beach guys just the weather's not cooperating with us but I'm we're going to have this winter we're going to be the beach a lot for you guys so that you can like maybe you could just put us on mute for that time that we're it's like a half hour we do these videos you can put us on mute and just look through the background I'll try to move out of the way a little bit for you cuz I know when I lived up north or I this is not real oh when we're really at the beach the beach oh okay well this is pretty it is but it's not moving we need a screen it moves oh we should do with the TV but we could probably do it no cuz there would be a glare that's right you would see this this light I had to put my head in like where the thing is all what do we have to talk about today what do we have to talk about um Carnival how about Carnival more money lost they had a okay there was some kind of case that involved um some uh an assault case from 18 that they um what is that closed okay for $102 million in 2022 it was involving um a Washington DC woman who accused a worker of assaulting her she got PA Bo she got paid 10.2 million all right now listen to this despite their attempts to appeal this okay and get their money back they're trying to say it was consensual but anyway their efforts in trying to appeal this only got them now they have to pay another two million they got shut down they were like now she's getting the money and not only that now she's getting another $2 million because you've drug this out longer so she's going to get some more money here's my problem so then they had to pay another 2 million how do we know I have no I'm not in the core room I want to know what happened I know but I want to know what Carnival side is like you paid this woman out which is a lot of Mone Carnival side is is that um they want they they don't like the ruling so right but guess what so they Tred to but then they said it was consensual though so that means they were like oh this was consensual we figured it out no no that's what they said before too but the judge ruled in the person's favor they lost and they were trying to like say no you're wrong okay I just hope that well really they just don't want to pay any money out okay sucks the guy didn't get arrested for anything he just got fired so he didn't get arrested no so I have no idea I don't know why 10.2 million would be awarded but I don't know the story it's old 2018 who knows who knows what happened but anyway Carnival's out a little more money okay another thing with Carnival um we got Politics on cruises I mean I think we can all agree it doesn't belong however people were inquiring whether or not they were going to play the debate the presidential debate I think it's November 10th and they wanted to know if they were going to have it on the ship to watch every TV of course they're not they said no so I know so they said no so that'll be my luck I'll be on there I mean the draft was cool does anybody think that they should have these things on cruises I don't but yeah just like yeah you that was the thing just enjoy life he was like nah that's not going it's not happening more Carnival stuff okay we got a lot of Carnival stuff okay Carnival yesterday on the Carnival spirit all right they hit a floating piece of ice I heard I saw that before we left the barber shop an ice chunk they HIIT it that's crazy like ice Tracy arm fured yeah and um they had to stop to make sure everything was okay it made a noise they said that's fair the fur just came up in the news before now they're like they said well there's all kinds of different FS this is a trac what's that mean FS is that like a yeah that's crazy anyway so this is the Tracy arm F and um they said it made a noticeable noise when it made contact wow so they stopped took a look at it they're like it's all right and they continued on let's be honest there's two things so um one if you're in the ocean and you see a fin of a shark because of especially our ages like if you're anywhere between like 35 and 105 maybe 120 um if you you see like a shark fan in the water and you're out in the ocean you like immediately release all your bows you poop you pee yourself you might throw up but there's one other thing if you're in the middle of the ocean and you hit an iceberg because there's two things in our life that have been constant one is the Titanic and the other one is Jaws am I right so if I heard if I saw like a Iceberg and we hit it and I was on a ship I would literally ship myself I might just jump off hop right off I would be like maybe we're gonna like like maybe it's going to be like whole Adventure we'll begin like I'm be on a big thing the way I just want to let you know our money back if you think I'm going to give you the iceberg I mean the door to stay on if that door keeps my ass to float I'm protecting that door no one else I'll just get on your back get I'll just get on your back I told you I'm going to lay on my back I can float for hours oh yeah well I thought you said you were going to get on the door no I'll let you float with me a bunch of people would be around me like a ramp holding on I'll be like there out there like I'm people just holding on to me I wonder how much weight you could take I feel like I can't be taken down I feel like we might have to do an experiment one day with this how many people can hold on while I float yeah we have to like do get an experiment I'm guessing 12 12 12 is the number I'm just going to say no I don't think so honestly I'm going to say two we need to pull in 12 people I'm going to say two no way yeah because think about it if you had one person you don't have to hold on tight if you're pulling me you just got to like hold on to me like I'm just like a rat like a Whow in the water C Cal oh my God all right what else did we got oh happy birthday Miss Irene okay who was on the caral Venia spent her 103rd birthday on the Carnival Venia on a Bermuda Cruise which is perfect okay if I make it to 103 I want to be in Bermuda for that that's a great place to be yes isn't that amazing so happy birthday to her I think that's amaz she'll never they made like a big thing what nothing she'll never what she'll see this I said well who cares I said she'll see I can say happy birthday to her she doesn't have to see it it's in the it's in the universe universe what else do we got I know we have something else about oh God another thing wait I wonder if it's the same Cruise what what cruise uh somebody on the on the Carnival Venia was arrested for having drugs in Bermuda I wonder if that was the same Cruise was in Bermuda cuz it just happened yeah well the Vania probably goes berm all the time yeah but I wonder if that's the same cruise this lady's birthday just happened oh my go I think too go that's a good cruise ship to go out and what if that was the same cruise we got 103y old birthday and somebody smuggling what's going that all right he was a 42y old man okay and I guess he was getting checked by like you know when you I don't know get you get back on or whatever 40 lb he had a bag of marijuana this is the funny thing he had a bag of marijuana and a random like loose pill and they said he took it right away he's like he's like don't have that I need to take it right now go okay he's like hold on a minute can you let me shove this we up my take it right away I mean what the heck why didn't you just take the bag and just fling it yes be like I didn't what are you talking about I didn't see anything let me tell you something I would never before you finished I would never ever try to bring anything back on the ship after them old ladies that were on wheelchairs in front of us that couldn't even move they were like you should see them guys they were like they even their eyes didn't even open and the guy made them get up yes and check and I'm like oh my God we just made them get up we made them get up come on these women let them be and they were too old this wasn't a this wasn't like a couple 50 year old 60 70 year olds 80 year olds these people were like well they might have been 103 they were 117 from what I remember well anyway they went on the ship and went and checked this guy's room they found more party stuff they found ecstasy I think PCP like what was he doing he wants a pump he wants a bump he wants to get what's with the PCP he's going to jump off the ship what do you mean what's with PCP what is PCP oh wet we call wet where I'm from no isn't it like acid too huc PCP is a bomb fluid guys is it PCP in bombman fluid I don't know they call wet Philly but it's uh I thought PCP was I think it get you messed up didn't you tell me your dad said people PCP like don't run through the streets naked and stuff yes they call they call it something like naked that's what I mean we need old head we need somebody that knows so what was he planning on doing with that on the sh smoke it they smoke it he was going to go people were addicted to that I knew kids were he was going to go I'm talking about on the ship he was going to go crazy on that sh you got to lock a kid like that up cuz he could that's where these fights are happening dangerous you see these fights that's why they're happening people fing wet okay anyway tell them the Barber Shop Story come on somebody sent me a video this thing went I don't know how I can't find this video so my barber Shop's in it so they go down this these people are driving around videotaping and you see like the barber shop then you see like Riker meets and all them and you see this dude old Barber Shop yes dude naked naked and I'm telling you guys he ran a distance so so fast I told you you can't run he ran from Joseph's Pizza to the corner of Oxford and Ron or Huntington Pike Ron and he went 100 miles per hour to this corner well check this out I where on my barber shop was in Philly but if you go out another block you're in rockage which is a Township in outside of Philly he starts going towards rockage all these people that are like driving around videotaping him are and the cops are trying to get them they're yelling don't go that way cuz the cops in rock like over when you're in Philly it's a little different of a situation when you get caught doing something when you're in rockage which is literally like blocks away once you step over the Border oh if you like if you sneeze wrong you're going to Tak we got F down there yeah done my son's graduation we were coming home they This SUV kept going by us the police officer and then when I P was walking I had to walk by 7-Eleven to get to my house I go walking up towards 7-Eleven they're they're standing there and I said it's all right guys uh the threat is out of the township you're good and they just started laughing I'm like why they just kept driving by me they were like this guys up to something like oh because they have to do 20 cops and four blocks guys they have a they have like four of the badest cars and it's literally they have like really nice police cars so you're like oh very nice I'm telling you they really like yeah they the SUV they got yeah all they got to do is Chase you one block you're out of the neighborhood yes so wait so what else so anyway so listen to this guys okay apparently the street value they assessed was $4,450 oh my boy had a couple elbows on now listen I don't know where they got this is not listen but where did they get the why four oh that's s the drugs that were in the room list but why 4,450 like why with the 50 shoot like why not just 4500 you guys don't mind why add the 50 50 I want to know what upped it50 more dollars in the comment below guys I want your breakdown of what he had on him and we're going to try and get up to 4 G's because I thought like 2 lounds of marijuana would probably be 4 G's but there's no way a bag of marijuana was 4 pounds he had a bunch of he didn't have all that on him he just had a little bag in his pocket Jim was he must he must had a lot of stuff in the room yeah I don't know but anyway he was he's jailed in Bermuda jailed and he was fined the same amount that they deemed the drugs were worth $4,450 is there like 20 cents too like this number if they came up with 4 Gs I'm going to tell you right now the street value of whatever that man had was probably two 300 bucks which I'm not trying to say it doesn't belong I understand wet is a bad one I don't think PCP it's just not allowed regardless of what your personal op I'm just saying like I don't know if I'd imprison the man over like you know it wasn't 4GS where I mean who came up with these numbers I don't know but hey I mean it seems like he had a whole arsenal of stuff I mean was he alone was there someone with him usually you're not alone they didn't say I didn't know anyway let's see what else we got okay oh how about the another mattress pick was taken on the Utopia you know what's messed up the Utopia is new these beds are new keep them in the room you need to preserve the beds you're messing the bed up take people going to sleep there after you you're not the only person in the world it's dirty out on that balcony why would you do that explain I want that person on here right now I'm going to talk to them but here's the funny thing the P someone took a picture of it um and uh it was they were in someone took a picture of it they were in Coco K now someone did this before okay on the Allure of the seeds I don't know if you guys remember but it was also when they were in Coco K what what's COC K in the back and the mattress out but anyway so Coco what Coco Kay to bring their mattresses out nobody knows why I mean honestly I would thinking Coco K you're busy why would you be doing that there I don't know AR you like I don't know what makes you go like hey hun what do you say we bring the balcony and put it I mean the the bed and put it on the balcony let's throw it out there I'm sure you can do it and uh we'll jam it through the door you got to imagine the work involved in doing that and then the room guy comes in he's like what and then you got to put it back in the room guy probably did when they left they probably went out and when he came back he probably took it in see that's messed up do you think they got enough to do they got it they they have a lot of stuff to do in a short period of time now you got to make these people drag a mattress back in I want them to on send the picture I think it's ridiculous now I like I like keeping my balcony door open and I'll prop it open sometimes with the chair cuz so you can lay there and just hear the waves and all just do that you don't need to like physically bring the bed outside they're not doing it for that they're doing it cuz they just want to like be like I'm I'm out here look we got a bed out here they probably made a video H H we got a bed hey you guys want to see we we put our bed on the balcony crazy video did well can I ask you a question how does the bed fit on the balcony the bed's huge yeah how does the bed fit on the balcony what do they do with like this oh single B they're single I forgot they're single oh that's right oh God but they still they just brought one out how about this guys I think we need to change and just make them queen beds no wait cuz then you have to break them up sometimes no yeah no we can't do that in the poor room guys like God these people what whole weak with these people are he even getting tipped I hope he did come on break him down what a poor what a crazy situation God that is nuts why I don't know why is it why why why why why play of the con why you all the or going by here there's orbs everywhere can we tell him the B the bubble story from yesterday did you tell them no tell him you tell them guys I was I I I was doing like dishes real quick like not anything big just some dishes and I saw a bubble go up I saw it I'm not going to lie and then I went over I was prepping my food bubble from the soap bubble from the soap and as I'm prepping my food going by like now probably like 5 10 minutes maybe I look up and The Bu the bubble still alive hanging around there just hanging around so I'm like oh my God someone's dirck in this bubble cuz I'm playing with the ghost that's the obvious reason shouldn't play with the ghost app if a bubble's floating it's obviously because there is a ghost behind 150% and it starts going so I told the ghost to uh bring the bu bubble I said bring the bubble to me if you're if you can hear me and I realize he probably don't speak English which is fine um why because couldn't understand me when I told him to bring the bubble down oh that's okay so if the bubble doesn't listen it's only because it might be a foreign bubble far bubble American Indian okay Native American okay yeah we got it no that was the he was understand and well no but it was just weird that the bubble was just floating there the bubble never came to me by the way or Michelle and it just went to the ground like come to us I think I put my hand down to see if it would land it was like it was so convinced I was so convinced that this bubble was under the um spell of someone and I was like it's going to come to me when I tell it to and it didn't and it went next and listen it went on the ground and we watched it we stared at it still alive and it was just like it must have been like a thick piece of like of like soap but like y it was just sitting head it like a really like legit bubble yeah like if you were a ghost hunter like me a professional like myself you would definitely want to question this bubble so I went on the ghost app later that night and I never asked any questions about it well thank God cuz that would have been embarrassing the ghost would have been like n dork this yeah sucker yeah you're a loser did you guys want to see my mug my cup again are you showing your mug again I still didn't get my t-shirt where's my shirt where is my my cup I want my t-shirt can you show them my cup some might not have seen it from yesterday we're not showing the mug guys my cup is so cool listen we still have stuff to talk talk about my merch is we show you what the ends all right lik iug the merch I want to see somebody wear my merch one time in my life want even May I'll just dress up with somebody else all right listen 20 passengers missed their cruise ship okay in uh on Holland America the Holland America Zer Dam okay I think that's how you say it Zer Dam yeah I don't know makes sense taking a train from Montreal to cubec City okay the cruise was leaving from Quebec it was supposed to be a 3-hour train ride well guess what maintenance issues were a problem and they were stuck they did not move for 10 hours it ended up I couldn't it end no it ended up taking I don't know if they were stuck for 10 hours or it took 10 hours to get there instead of three and um they missed the barer and it was a full and complete loss for the people that did not get travel insurance what yes um which we never do so yeah so wait they missed their um they they missed the ship how do you do that to cuz they got a train that's why I don't want to do that bright line U no I don't trust it Lin's bright line well Jim no no they hit somebody listen how about this right we're going to get off the train and do what and we're going to get a cab and we're going to go to the cruise I guess but still I'll have like L we'll call you later we're getting our money back they not have Uber there why didn't they just they do Uber they like uber you no no they would probably Uber no no in Quebec in this Cruise I'm talking about I don't know if they were no they were they thought they were going to get a bus for them that's another part of the problem they thought they were going to get a bus for them and all they didn't do anything people listen this is so funny I watched some of the well it's not funny I feel bad but I watched some of the video and um listen to this it got wild all right um one of the workers who was like trying to like tell people like you have to like relax this's nothing we can do whatever um a guy had his phone now I don't know if he was looking at his phone he looked like he was looking at his phone he didn't look like he was like taping the guy like that well the the guy the worker uh ripped the phone out of the guy's hand what yes and it was so funny because Normal now not normally but in some other places saw the video though yes in some other places like Philadelphia um if that happened everybody just would have like bomb rushed this thing I can't rush you don't understand what happened it was so polite all right like Hey sir why would you do that I'm telling you okay they started yelling hell rude well why didn't you let me guess what they did first rud this is very rude this is very rude what's going on right now I had my phone up it had nothing to do with recording and you just ripped it out of my hand and I think you might have hurt my thumb I a little p you're hurting feelings you're hurting my feelings and my phone's feelings I'll tell you what it was a polite crowd because let me tell you something that wouldn't have F that wouldn't have flen somewhere else good canut crows Canadians were like how are weird they'll push so far and then they like you think yeah they're tough people look at the hockey you ever watch hockey they're nuts that's true nuts these people but that was like I thought that was so fun you ever see hockey players in they fight to they be like hey hey uh um hey I get to talk hey hey you wanna you want to go you wanna you wanna you want to go oh yeah yeah okay all right oh good luck I mean they literally that dude look it up Lorac for a dude where they both told each other good luck I mean good luck you're to punch each other's face you're talking heavyweight hockey fights I miss hockey fights man you guys ruined hockey thank you I don't watch hockey no more CU we wanted to watch it for the fights and since there is ly no reason yeah why why'd you ruin that why why again why all right anyway what else do we got Royal Caribbean ultimate World Cruise guys is coming to an end okay this is on the serenade of the Seas it started last December okay and 274 nights how many people 65 countries I don't know how many people were on it but 65 countries it visited that's amazing that is so cool and guess what it started in Miami and ends in Miami how about that get out of you do that get out of town yes how many days though 365 274 274 I wonder how um that is amazing was that was that that Li do you care about that noise or you just really doesn't care about any noises she's not a watch do she's just a do I know at all yeah um so anyway it's coming to an end oh my God and there was I saw a little video um of it and the girl was like no my God what do you think the debauchery was like on that ship like what do you think some of the wacky stuff went on on that [ __ ] there probably a lot of stories cuz in in that much time 274 days I feel like there's a lot of room for drama I can't wait to he some of the drama I think some of the big channels they have to get some these people and interview them like some real good we need a synopsis of this Voyage yeah I want to know everything that happened like rumors I want all the rumors first because that's more important lies whatever you make up li rumors first I want lies rumors and whatever you thought first then uh just some random truth thrown in yeah yeah what do you think the shows were like though you think they had a lot of shows I don't know I mean you had to run out of stuff in that many days you're just like you know what guys just use your imag honestly I'd like to know in the bottom again guys if you want to throw it down there I'd like to know how many days you think you would make I could make it all I think I could live on a cruise ship I could too I'll make the whole thing here's what would suck though you're living on a cruise ship and you make some kind of contract I I made up a contract in this scenario and um contract yeah it's like a 20-year contract you had to sign and you get a good deal for this 20 years let's keep your mou shut no do work on a cruise ship oh no the contracts because you can't live leave I'm sorry you're living on a cruise ship but and you have your own money you know whatever so you get from pension or whatever but you also might want to get a little job in a cruise and it'll give you a little BS job you know but my thing is how long how mad are you going to be after like 10 years 15 years and you're like man this shit's like play out they got new ships well who it was just like 274 days it wasn't it 10 years I put a 10 year one on mine oh I'm doing a 10 year Cruise so you're just making up stories yeah no I'm not making them up that's true I'm it's Friday I'm tired I just want to stay on ship I just want to relax and enjoy my beverage oh man I'd be so fat at the end of the cruise man my God they rolling you off the ship roll me off the ship like imagine what when getting they might have to cut a hole Yeah on the side sh like Michael brona yeah and and escort you out that way yeah like we're going to take you out we're going to go out to win window we're going to go out the deck they're going to takeing me out the deck well guys have a great weekend oh by the way I'm almost finished um the next Vlog for princess our St Thomas day it's emotional there's all kinds of stuff that goes on there was a motion St Thomas day where you get stuck on the M don't talk there's a rescue whole thing so guys look out for that Sunday night I should have it out on Sunday maybe afternoon we'll see so I've been trying to get it done so steep guys on the group Cruise if you get on the group Cruise talk about we are walking down no yes we are no yes we are no no no Who's down let me know I need a team you you didn't no I'm not doing it this I'm doing something different I'm getting weend we'll see I'm going to buy an adventure equipment kit no I'm going to do it we'll see you on Monday Martin already told me he's got a fanny pack he's going to show me how to do it by the way Martin you sent me a picture of a fanny pack I got my own fanny pack that my sister sent me it's way cooler than your fanny pack so you can take that look at that head