GIANT Toxic Gas Cloud Threatens All Of The UK

a giant toxic gas cloud from an Icelandic volcano has begun to reach the shores of the UK and the government has said they may need to Institute a 4day national lockdown and ask everyone to put their Hoovers outside pointing at the sky so that they can suck up all of the toxins The Cloud of sulfur dioxide toxic gas that has come from an Icelandic volcano across the ocean has triggered an emergency response by the labor government kastama has called for an emergency Cobra meeting and has decided our best foot forward to get through this toxic gas cloud as a nation is to put everyone into a nationally mandated lockdown for 4 days and everyone must use their extension cables to make sure their Hoovers are outside and pointing at the sky to suck up as much of the cloud as possible in a speech outside Downing Street he said now I know this is not ideal after the past few years the thought of more lockdowns seems absolutely Dreadful but it's something we must do my scientific advisers have advised me this is the quickest way we can get this