AMERICAN PIE (1999) MOVIE REACTION!! FIRST TIME WATCHING!! Jason Biggs | Unrated Cut | Review

Leave a LIKE! thank you to Surf shark VPN for sponsoring this video this is for the sink this is for the  pot this is for the sink this is for the   P this is for the sky oh hey this is for  the sky hey yo jna is my guy welcome guys   this is American Pie it's easily the most  unhinged segue into the intro yet this is   definitely the most unhinged what's up you  guys citizens of the reject Nation my name   is Aaron Alexander who do we have here today  with me oh it's jonald I'm excited I grew up   with this franchise but haven't seen a single  one this is slightly too old for me when it   came out so like it was the movie all the kids  was talking about that I was left out of the   fun fact we're going back to reject high school  today guys if you want to come back to reject   high school with us leave a like leave a comment  and don't you forget to ring that Bell okay cuz   class is in session American Pie which I heard  is a little sexy speaking of sexy this might be   unrated because we want to see craziness with you  and if you want to see craziness with us uncut you   can come to the patreon and uh watch along with us  we're watching this from Amazon Prime today if you   want to get your own copy and syn up if you don't  already own the box set DVD collection of all 25   movies you ready to get a slice John I'm ready to  get a slice I'm also ready to thank prepper for   editing these highlights down I do want to thank  them too the fishing noos of the edit we're all   dining together for some sweet sweet goodness okay  mode Baby Al mode baby all right let's go reject   SURF SHARK! 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extra   months free at Surf shark VPN at the link below  either in the description box or pin comments   it's also no risk with a 30-day money back  guarantee so you can protect your online world today oh oh oh baby this ain't  your grand papy's Universal Studios American Pie Reaction bumper oh yeah maybe she's working  out oh yeah oh that was that is a you're so bad oh yeah that's right  baby that's Jason it is man would you   shut up hey live your best tube life sweet  dreams yeah yeah sweet dreams good night Mom   oh my God that's crazy no no not even yeah  come on deposit nothing wrong with there's   this nature show that I'm trying to watch  and the birds are all scrambling H oh yeah   I cringe for you no like a pony remot no and  flicking the remote phallic object oh no I I   think he's tried to it's a family affair this  is just a bad reception honey spank my hairy   ass spank my hair you know what here just give  me this please oh that's got to be an unrated   cut insert God Bless America yeah I definitely  was not allowed to watch this 1999 oh no oh no oh Shannon Elizabeth that's right she was  huge back Willows in this Alison hanakan hey did   you see the Little Mermaid on TV the other night  Ariel man so hot she's a mermaid do she's pretty   hot ter reads in this nice why all that happens at  stiffler's parties is a bunch of people get drunk   and do it oh it's the Stiffler movie okay it's a  big thick envelope Vicki you got in if you think   sir just open it uhoh oh I in this guy she looks  so young in this yeah uh we're sorry but after   keeping you on the waiting list for the past  couple of months we've decided that you are   now rejected ah he's messing with you you got  in yes I love you God is this like the first   thing she was in I wouldn't be surprised yeah  she looks she looks like a child it's a long   road to shark NATO boy hey you think I should  wear the shirt to stiff was party you've worn   that shirt for like 3 days in a row man guys  she said it yeah you got to dress up man she   said she loves me holy [ __ ] dude the H we're  to get married the L word Cornell's not that far   from UFM yeah it's only like 7 hours oh and you  get to drive across Canada no yeah from Orange's   new black what the hell Russian doll baby yo she  been acting that long that's crazy you do today in   band instead of playing our instruments regularly  we should play them backwards that'll be so funny oh this is pretty funny but you're talking about  a post High School long distance relationship and   you and Kevin haven't even done it yet can those  two see each [Music] other yeah they have Locker   Vision we're going to have when he's ready and  I'm ready it's got to be completely perfect I   want the right time the right moment the right  place right amount of candles it's not a space   shuttle launch it's I mean it's kind of like a  space shuttle launch you got the Latin homework   oh my man I took Latin May e it means  my dog ate it it's Latin it's a joke I   got you don't worry I need to learn  L I was like slow that down repeat   that please and then I can decline it  when I'm drinking it's mcino it's not coffee what you should be drinking is a dunkaccino  I got an idea about something new oh how about you   guys actually locate your remove the shrink wrap  and use them it's going to happen she's a college   chick that's all they do I'll see you guys tonight  I'll look for you in the no section God Sean   Williams Scott too I haven't seen him in a minute  yeah right same you know Nadia the Czechoslovakian   chick well she might be there tonight now  do you think she would prefer laidback Jim or cool hip gy cool hip hiy they shaved his little  Widows Peak you see it you see the the the growth   bag correct me if I'm wrong but you're the one  with the girlfriend and you're still stranded   on third base at least I know what Third Base  feels like okay you're still just a bat boy   oh bad boy bad boy bad boy what exactly feel like  you want to take this one isn't it perfect Burbank   like warm apple pie oh uhoh oh I think I've  heard this referenc line yeah McDonald's are homemade definitely McDonald's the right  shape for it it's a pocket pie oh my God   I forgot the sound track on this is  going to be crazy too like a time capsule glad you could make itos  Dias perfect Czechoslovakian Vicki   Jessica great to see you glad you can make it he's got such an interesting presence  about him this is what high school parties   were like I never went to any me neither  I wasn't one of the cool kids confidence   is high repeat confidence is high oh this guy  he looks so familiar you have something going   tonight Sherman you see that Central chick  Bernette seems she's taking a l definitely   definitely has it's time she experienced the  sherminator oh no I'm a sophisticated robot   sent back through time to change the future  to Vivid Video were they top AP in the '90s   you're going to do great there is n it and  she just looked at me she she wants you man   she wants you dude you're going to get married  I should just I should just go talk to her God   Jason bigs he's like Proto Michael Sarah I guess  I was thinking he was like the dude from Jessie   Eisenberg How I Met Your Mother Josh rner sure or  do you mean Jason Sigel combination of the two oh shoot sorry I've I've whacked a coffee table like   that so many times likewise felt that  in my shins oh sh elizabth get your girl oh no this painful I hate this I hate this  this so awkward oh just walk away just leave   ohy oh poor guy it's like cringe solo it's see  you later see you later uh it's 10:33 time of   death oh my goodness time of social death we're  here for the party wow she's a child weird weird   try the house down the street I like his shirt  and their timing of head whip what's your major   postmodern feminist thought yeah same something  about the Springtime it's just cool you know   like the smell of fresh rain or something it's  Petra cor it's your vocab word of the day hey   there oh Jesus smooth my friends call me Nova  in C Nova no too much that's pathetic turn it   turn it down brother yeah dude well you've got  to tone it down you don't need to come to a   place like Lookout Point and spout off cheeseball  lines to be romantic it's not the 50s or the'80s   relationships are reciprocal come on casova I'll  take you back to your front fumble it's okay he's   going to learn some meaningful lessons grow as  a person how you've always pictured it isn't   it yeah this is what I always oh yeah smell  like a Yeti oh a yey smells like Bigfoot just relax that reminds me of scary movie totally yeah  yeah yeah which I'm sure was like referencing this   yeah I was I was getting Vibes of like movie and  um scream funny enough it's that late ' 90s early   2000s Vibe let me know okay oh my God sugaray  is on they went from SCA it's like Boss Tones   or something to sugaray this is a deep cut  sugaray wow I got a 720 on my SAT verbal   [ __ ] man copious there a similitude dude that  is some vernacular on you now oh no what the what   are we whoa what are we what did I think he yes  let's go with yours let's go with yours yours is   friends you are such a jerk wow man it doesn't I  I understand what you're saying it doesn't look   different though that's why that's why I thought  that God I can't believe how many cool people are   at this party sure the people can like how many  cool people are at this party don't drink that oh   wait I left my beer downstairs no oh no you're  right you're right you're right oh god oh this   is the worst I hate this I hate this I hate this  and during an underrated guitar solo in the song   and everything with the DJ scratch SC is also like  the that's a good hot potato you put it on the bed   don't oh my oh my no oh what are you doing stop it  stop it if we hook up tonight tomorrow will just   be some girl you go telling all your friends about  no way oh God the no please nobody do anything to   that cup I wouldn't go telling stories or anything  about you I promise oh man relax take it slow and   let the good times roll let the good oh okay roll  not man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that is a that is   a beer float no no put it down put it down put it  down [Music] oh you're going to throw you're going   to throw upo she puking her yep yep yep yep yep  yep yep poor girl poor girl regurgitation regur   it's good man no wonder you got a high score  in your sat you tell me You' never even had   one manual I've never tried it you never double  clicked your mouse let Natasha Leon show you you   guys should get together I'm for it how's the  [Laughter] P pale ale oh Jennifer coolage oh I   took some mil the hell is that oh joh CH oh shoot  Mom I'd like to oh wow did that come from this   movie they must have done I remember everybody  sharing that phrase around this time and until   the test of time I got company the sherminator  killing it she's hot I can see that if Sherman   yes before I do I'm going to be really pissed  well hey man traveling time got you get yourself   a stress ball it's a coming she there what are  you doing to her dude uh oh yeah okay yeah she   got to come in here at some point I'm not  for this [ __ ] I got to get late already   that's nice really really nice Vicky wait not  for you yeah not for you dang I am the yeti   I am the yeti where were you last night huh well  I was going for a fashionably laid entrance and   I was too late so I've been there brother story  of half of my life I'll never forget this either   what my bad this is a goblin just a little gobbly  ghouly guy imp grin fellas say goodbye to Chuck   Sherman and the boy I am now man I'm exhausted  I don't get it I mean how the hell did you do   that I'm exhausted never heard someone say that  was such confidence it was just my time best of   luck to you boys you know what bed based it  was your time good on you Sherman good on you   man we should be happy for Sherman yeah agree  no we shouldn't be the vibe of this guy feels   so familiar I can't put my finger on it you know  we're all going to go to college as virgins you   realize this right and they ask you that on  the applications it's true here's the deal we   all get laid before we graduate we'll be there to  keep each other on track separately we are flawed   and vulnerable but together we are the masters of  our sexual Destiny their tiger style FY strong but   our Dragon style will defeat it yes masters from  east and west must unite fight and find out who   is number one it's foreshadowing his appearance in  the Chun Lee movie is he in that he is very much   that from what I have heard oh wow I love  this job no longer will our remain flaccid   and unused yeah yep Oh Captain My Captain  and by God we will not stand by and watch   History condemn us into celibacy amen I like  that yes amen the music it's so great we will get USA go USA no prostitutes busted  no prostitutes really prom is our last   chance but you got to think about it this way I  mean all the parties afterwards the chicks are   going to want to do it that gives us exactly 3  weeks to the day we're going to do this we're   going to do this oh my God mirror to see a  little bit clearer the rotness and evil in   me this is an underrated song this is a great  song flag pul s of Harvey Danger shouts out   classic of the 9s tell them they got some  good other songs too I need to broaden my   musical Horizon no one ever does I'm not sick  but I'm not well oh no oh no God that's like   early webcam Tech too what the lag must be like  SP all day trying to connect stupid pixels it's   symbolism on the TV as the flowers bloom  so does his intellect and his tenderness   yes ah layers his emotional lexicon it's like a  like a emotional lasagna you have zero replies   oh man don't worry give it 10 or 15 years don't  worry you'll get her back soon enough you think   so sure she likes you I like her too do you  love her holding his arm like that you can't   really ask me that well if you want to get her  in the sack I mean just tell her you love her   that's how I was duped damn I I I don't want  to dup her r p Just Jessica all right a you're   good wing girl you have to give her what she's  never had what's that let me give you a hint oh Kev yes yes ma'am you mean in you got it  stud I've heard of that got it stud I'm   I'm pretty sure that I've given her  up no you haven't there was one time   no no I've heard all about each time  it's up to you big L or the Big O O to   the W you got to see this young girl's  heart oh no oh poor John CH poor Chris Klein come on man he could easily meet a girl  here what the are you doing here this place is   an untapped resource these vocal Jazz girls  are hot why hell is he joining Jazz choir so   late maybe he's preparing for another Senior  Year you guys you don't even know him oh her   oh what is her name [ __ ] she's in stuff you're  expecting to score with some goody goody choir   girl pris these chicks don't know me hey I mean  I can work this sensitive angle here fellas all   that you got to do is just ask them questions and  listen to what they have to say and [ __ ] bada   bing bada boom sounds like a lot of work he's so  emphatic in every lightting the wow come in come   in oh Jim you're here I bought some magazines  do you want to just flip to the center section   this is the female form perfect 10 and they have  focused on the breast which are used primarily   to feed young infants facts facts what a  great father facts truly this is Hustler   now they have decided to focus more on the  uh pubic region she and Levy is a treasur   how formal it is she's kind of looking  right into your eyes saying Hey Big Boy   oh God killing it this is painful oh my God  not with but again oh no well you see the   detail that uh J big is so good so awkward oh try  not to laugh right now do you know what a is oh MYRY I'm sorry I'm sorry  I'm I shouldn't have uh got   hot there yes these books here for you  to peruse at your leisure oh no yep yep [Music] oh safer than a tube shck yes sir  he totally saw that was good they were so   well cast for each other oh no Dad Dad no oh  Jesus Christ it's funny I've grown up with so   many Eugene Levy movies and and never this one I  feel like this is like the quintessential one for   so many people that's so funny whatever you hear  about me you agree and tell all the boys the same   thing okay this guy's delivery he's got this like  hazy detective guy thing like James Dean thing I   can see that he little Jame James James Deanie uh  that's Paul Finch right yeah well you've seen him   in the locker room right oh my friends they want  to know is true what you know that he's equipped   I have no idea fin hours with his bathing suit on  I mean um as a matter of fact it is true the guy   is huge but on the record does he have a DAT  for the prom yet no definitely not there you   go ow Wing good Wing man you can give me some  advice brother to brother I thought you might   know a trick or something to make her whoa Casey  affs in this little Casey what the hell is that   all that you're interested in trying to get  your girl into bed no nice to know that she   enjoys things as much as I do now you qualify  what this music they're playing qualify for   what my man you've just inherited the Bible oh  oh it originally started as manual spoke that   some guys brought back from Amsterdam you have  to keep it a secret and return it at the end   of the year good luck good luck so mystical  a beam of light shoots [Music] out so magic [Music] magic sketch what was that sorry no  it was good I felt it in my soul yeah   I put some stank on it she liked that  came from the heart well keep it coming   the steak competition's a couple  of weeks away so keep on it yes ma'am oh she like you it's working man and then  you'll get to stop doing all of this and just   have not bad Chris thanks uh so you've got the  sort of Frank Sinatra thing going on there doing   it my way I feel like I've discovered this whole  new Side of Me music is so expressive okay are   you supposed to be out like trying to decapitate  someone with your lacrosse tick or something oh   sure I want to see that version of Lacrosse  it's not all that I am you know of course I   I didn't I mean it really bothers me when people  try to Pigeon hold me like that oh you know just   what to say you think I don't get that people  say oh look there's this goody two shoes quiet   girl pris oh words out of your mouth so like  what else do you do well the same things you   do la cros why would do you think I do I just  realized that I don't know anything about you I   was interested well what do you want to know  you know stuff what's your sign it was your sign this movie is called American Pie  it is a they not the base no not the base   that's not from McDonald's no [Music] no warm   American Pie just like how warm is it  though how long has been sitting on the God just the way the top crust moves  a little bit [Music] oh you know what he's   talking just want Foxy Brown to like burst  through the wall right now holy pinoli oh no oh my God no what the it's not what it looks like it's see this is the unrated cut cuz cuz the the  still I've seen from this sequence is different   oh the cut apparently Tado are you sure you can  handle this this mystical music what do they play   lacrosse had anyway my I don't think my high  school had a lacrosse team my my high school   had it it's probably like a more like a ooh like  hyy private schoolie kind of sport oh okay I went   to public school I'm like it's probably the  kind of sport you have when your school has   like 10 sports I can see that instead of  just like the the couple seasonal Basics   what are you doing here just enjoying my first  exhilarating lacrosse experience hey thanks um   Chris oh you can call me Alice if you want do I  have to you call me me I'll Striker what's your   middle name ah forget it I don't know if you  can but since I'm not going with anybody I I   thought that maybe those guys sucked ass  no what the hell are you doing here well   uh I was asking Chris to prom hey a yeah that  that would be great a just don't expect o to   pay for the limo what are you doing how  do you got to be so insensitive all the time whatever look don't forget my Cottage  after prom on Lake Michigan he actually look   kind of hurt by that I think this is going to  be really really good yeah me too oh I hope   I hope he's actually growing for real they  are they do have cute chemistry I feel like   it's going to start as an act and it's become  going to become real it's almost Shakespearean   in that way what you do you little horn dog  huh huh oh no she hears you oh no no no oh no he's shaking his head though yeah no beat him  beat him in front of her to show your love I'm   I'm a total idiot I mean a fool a buffoon I think  shitthead really says it you know what you're   right good ad good adjectives good thesaurus good  synonyms expensive and I want to make it up to you how over wow what a needle drop for this don't  stop just a is this hole are they is this hole   that they're playing right now or or is it garbage  cuz if it's whole someone was having fun with this   topical holy [ __ ] oh you know there's no lock  on your door and I feel like this kind of thing   in the '90s would be more taboo was this in the  rated cut people oh no the ADR humming oh no Jesus that's great well done well done Jim I want  to talk about bation oh I just want you to   know that it's a perfectly normal thing I used  to call it the stroking the salami oh did is   that what you call it I never did it with Goods  but you know your uncle he the one I snake five   six times of day wowe Jesus it's like banging a  tennis ball against a brick wall it can be fine   but it's not a game it's just a P A Pas time  do you want a partner to return the ball do you   want a partner yeah yeah I want a partner  you do want a partner I I want a partner   partner course he's he's quite believable  Jason bigs is this like high school dweeb   oh yeah like I feel like their attempts to make  him happen didn't fully pan out but he's like   perfectly suited to this and he's endearing  yeah it's very authentic I agree so does   your tongue cramp up n you get kind of dizzy  though she's probably going to want to do it soon what's your story band girl still question  after the she barely in this H yeah still question   for the Holy Grail how does a guy like that get  the sudden reputation what reputation observe do   you know who Paul Finch is he's the guy with the  tattoo right oh she's familiar the eagle and the   blazing fire and all that stuff what if you guys  see him later will you tell him Courtney says hi   she look kind of like Liv Tyler but I know it's  not Liv Tyler I can see it just with um brown   eyes supposed to I don't know how doing Tyler has  is he spreading his own myth around James not up   or shut up you're very good in the world history  class yes what's that accent yes I am perhaps you   could help me with my studies some ADR there how  about tomorrow I have ballet practice perhaps um   I could come by your house afterwards I could  change cloth at your place oh yeah let's let's   do that I suppose that would be okay sure oh  my goodness oh my goodness Chris Klein looks   like the most like he should be in college out  of all of them oh 100% he's like a grown ass man   I like watching him but he does look the oldest  even though he is like boyish by the way though   about prom that was a bad idea I'm sorry I invited  you whoa wait I don't understand I saw you making   fun of me with your lacrosse buddies Heather I  wasn't making fun of you give me a break you're so   and you should have St stepped up and stood up  for her there's going to be an Eastern European   chick naked in your house and you're not going  to do anything about that what am I going to   do huh broadcas her over the Internet oh  oh God no Jesus no man if you don't have   the guts to photograph a naked chick in your  house how the hell are you ever going to sleep   with one yeah if you can't violate someone's  privacy and revenge them on the internet all   you got to do is set up some sort of private  link or whatever on the net and tell me the   address you can send me the address too no the  froto dark web over here needed the shelter of there were the music is relevant thicken up  that solo yeah I know my timing's off I think   it'll work better as a duet with a ten apart  I'll do it let's go why are you doing this cuz   I want to well you can't fake this you better  practice yeah got to earn it man oh God no no no 0% don't listen to your dumbass friend  there's a uh a young lady here to see you oh my I think she was that chick was in um Scary  Movie too I think yeah right scary movie two   or three maybe she's on three I don't remember  it's been a while there are five yes you need   to change right do you mind no what is this  accent she's doing go ahead and and get on   get changed I'll go downstairs and I feel like I  missed they they said where she's from they said   she's from like Czechoslovakia oh okay so it's  just like a an Eastern European accent of some variety Jimmy honey oh Jesus Christ oh no this poor poor lady on the sidewalk  a here she is oh no I miss oh god oh no oh no this   is too oh you see oh there there that goes oh jeez  oh thank you God for this wonderful wonderful day   there that goes oh the internet has enabled some  true abor Behavior this is like the coolest thing   I've ever seen so many people must have like  immediately come of age during this movie this   was definitely one of sti's best ideas ever yes  and because it was the 9s it's good they did this   and I agree and support it wholeheartedly this is  before we knew that this was maybe a questionable   activity oh no she's going through his stuff  oh man oh man oh no no no I do love that she's   like I'm going to change she just chilling in his  room chilling hanging out God what's your story   Shannon Elizabeth What attracted you to this role  she's going downstairs Oh I thought they meant   she was actually going to just walk downstairs  like that just in this guy's house she doesn't   no is she just mad what was this like in the  R-rated cut gang if you ever had a chance with   Nadia this is it what am I supposed to do Kev  Jesus go over there and ask her if she needs   an extra hand get out of here get out of here  go I'm going I'm going I'm going go go go go go   oh my God they just watch this like little 240p  160p video this this all looks like local stuff   this all looks like Burbank tuuk Lake looks like  J addressed the email wrong Christ it went out   to every mailbox in the East High directory Jes  chist no wow oh no who poor girl oh Jes no because   it was the 9s it's good they did this a it's okay  and I support it this is not going to go wrong at   all all of this is what you need to are they  like a band those dudes say like a band came   looks like you could use an extra hand shame on  you is happening not all right that's interesting   reaction you have seen me now it's my turn to  see you yes her accent just went away strip oh slowly you mean like strip strip balance the  scales my guy come on Jim people are viewing get   to business oh no oh cuz you can't hear it perfect  this sexy music Move yeah yeah man Drop It Like   It's Hot do the shehulk twerk let's go you are  making the stallion go Tri boy I love the monkey   that was okay that was blink I think cuz cuz  Tom dong was right over that one guy's shoulder   oh come back to them I need toam their face the  magazine not even watching him so distracted by   the guy in the front oh no yeah marov is a Travis  Barker on the left damn they look so different as   youngans uh oh uh oh all right let's go who's in  the front damn BL watching if just dancing she's   reading it for the Articles oh yes yes for the  editorial section go man so nice I wonder how   they prepared for this scene together they must  have had to get comfortable to some [Music] degree   yes my man make it work that's right yeah yes and  the pants floss it freak probably still thinks the   shirts on it your life as an exhibitionist is  officially begun dude you guys have like a full   Dom sub relationship waiting to happen right  now mhm come to me come on man you're a star   in the making NAU a vision it's got a hell of a  lot better oh Lord wow wow is he going to I think   he's going to yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's  not going to make it he's not going to make it no   buddy buddy oh guy oh God buddy poor fell you  can't let Blink 182 and their monkey down what   happened what did he do he blew it I'll be going  now no I do like your dirty magazines you do okay   well um what is this character oh he's pulling  out the he's desperate he's desperate AR me very   very much is that his shirt I think but not as not  as arousing as you oh Dam a Jim you old softy at   least right now is the expression oh Mrs Robinson  no Mrs Robinson holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] the monkey again no my dude no again not  again what a loser sherminator oh that   was an odyssey oh man which I fully support  by the way because it was the 9s of course of course everybody knows [Applause] yeah  oh buddy and the girl too yeah deep he cares for real deeply touch that emotion  touch it in the reservoirs he's going to win   the championship on his own you think you  still got a chance with Nadia absolutely no   she's already on a plane back home a maybe I'm  just not good with girls period every extra in   this movie looks like somebody who went on to  be an actor or like a full-on actor extras are   actors too you know what I mean big respect  to the extras and one time at band camp we   weren't supposed to have pillow fight but we had  a pillow fight and it was so much fun spin-off   potential yeah right and the conductor didn't  know what we were doing and it was so funny   sounds pretty funny you're pissed about something  huh you know what I do when I'm angry I just play   some boach on my flute I learned to do that at  B Camp one time at B Camp the amount of times   I've heard people say that heard that reference  yeah do you want to be my date for the prom you   seriously want to go with me I Le how to dance at  band camp yeah you're the only person who didn't   witness my cool we're going to have such a good  time it'll be like this one time at bank oh no   this only one person did not witness his arch  humiliation you here Stiffler told me talk to   Stiffler and you survived we're going to have  to work on that song Hey okay glad you came by   the Pepsi product placement I'm a Pepsi girl in  a Pepsi World dad's the manager really tell them   his Subs are great hey tell them there a sub  above wellow you've got it pretty figured out   then huh I mean business is okay and Lacrosse is  awesome but it is awesome what am I going to be a   professional lacrosse player and I really have no  idea go to the Olympics I thought I was the only one put this clump of olives on top so everybody  loves olives what are you talking about I'm sorry   but I can't go to the prom with you Michigan  me I know it's a long shot but I figure Paul   Finch might ask me what was that all about oh  he's still embarrassed because Finch kicked   his ass who told you that well then how did all  this get started Finch comes up to me and says   Jessica I need your help with this so I said all  right pay me 200 bucks and I'll tell a couple of   girls that you're dynamite in bed so he did and  I did you own the school that's right she's the   best character I mean naturally I embellished  a little bit hey did you hear that Finch had an   affair with an older woman I I didn't hear that  one that one was my favorite I'm telling you if   you try the MSU this Saturday I'll kick your  ass a our last game is this Saturday oh [ __ ]   oh no they've got him in some like lip gloss  right now too it's really important it's our   last game well Central almost beat us last time so  this time I really want to kick their ass I just   realized he reminds me a little bit of K Reeves  sure yeah which means afterwards I'll be able   to stop by so you can't sing at competition wow  Heather I'm sorry I totally blew it it's okay you   should do what makes you happy dang all right  listen thanks for understanding no she not oh   her eyes no I saw that eyes too she pissed she  pissed she's saying whole other stuff with her face she pissed and she said maybe he can play  the game and then like run to the competition   and singing right at the nick of time what did you  do to him nothing I'm the one whose ass he kicked   I'll tell you one thing though I  don't think he's going to have a   problem [ __ ] in school anymore  oh no slipped a little something   into his mochaccino no no no no no no no  no but but this is a quintessential '90s gag no he's not going to make it no no no no no no  the women's of course it's the women's no oh God no on those never work anyway oh no man I hate to say it just put the  ass in the seat just hover it man just just hover oh Jesus Christ Jesus Christ be fun you know it's just going to be  some crappy band and stupid decorations   okay you're just saying that because  prom's a week away and you don't have a [Music] date drop the bomb it's like a fer real poop gag I wonder how  long they had him in the stall just doing like   no one knows it was him maybe it's time we start  to express ourselves yeah you want to do it yeah   oh they're going to they're going to do it they're  going to do it oh my God I love you that's not   what I was thinking it's always about hey it's  not always about yeah look I I I just thought it   was about this time when I say it I want it to be  more than words you know I I want it to be perfect   say it with my whole chest exactly okay Albert  you ready no problemo uhoh I close my eyes at   night uh come on Heather work with me here  I don't like your energy man oh oh my God   just he just duk that guy in the head  look like it focus on the music think   Melody let the music be my guide yeah that  would be a start yeah that would be a start   she's in so many movies what is her  name we might even read it during the credits ah all right all right good  hustle guys good Hustle but you can   still lose you all saw what happened to Oz  out there oh Jesus you don't score until   you score till you score that's right baby  that's fair for you seniors this marks the   culmination of the past four years domination  who is this guy on the right do you guys want   to look back on your days at East I don't  know I haven't seen him use the time you had go to her good attitude ostriker good  luck fellas good luck I didn't tell you   to leave the game Sorry coach you got  some place more important to be ostri   yeah this facial expression there's  a song in your heart now boy right   that Melody all the way to your love R that's a  game I'm not playing you're missing the game for   us missing the game for you missing the game  for you oh you do it you that were going to   say that it's crazy does this mean I'm not going  to get to do the duet Albert you suck wow shots fired in my life yeah everything I  did was just a board just everywhere   I seems maybe he took that other guy's  clothes yeah he just pulled him into a   into the wings there was a cloud and then  he came out Looney T anes came out fully [Music] dressed wow [Applause] moving it's like I know he really  cares about me you know even if he can't say   it he does and yeah he always talks about but  that's okay cuz he's a guy right and that's   just what they do he's got to he's a guy does it  hurt what you know yeah I mean the first time you   do it you know it hurts but then you you do it  again and again and again and again and again   I say I don't do it and then I go off to college  and I might end up doing it with some random guy   who totally turns out to be a jerk this is true F  canundrum and I'll wish I would have done it with   Kevin so go do it with Kevin Aro look at you  you're ready for you're right you're priming   ready now it's going to be right and it's going to  be just perfect Oh no you're like Little Caesars   I want now yes now right here right now oh PR oh  oh Finch oh she's special all right well I'm sure   sure she is special if you picked her out of the  whole bunch oh buddy Jim I I'm just going to say   one thing before you leave tonight let's go I  want you to be very very careful putting on the corage if you catch my drift here okay Dad promise  me I promise a you're the best Wing man of all   dad you just want to let's just practice on  a wrist really quickly he oh Jesus Christ   put the corsage on this [Laughter] banana [Music] sand all right status check so where do you guys  stand Finch we know where you are but can't really   use that as an excuse Jim my date's a flute toing  bandor does that answer your question wow is this   vocal Jazz [ __ ] going to pay off or what Kevin  what's with the attitude hey I mean I think you   guys should be a little bit more enthusiastic this  is the night we've been waiting for we're in this   together you guys can't back out Kev you don't  need us to get late are you afraid or something   no uhhuh come on I mean we made a pack you can't  break that you guys are just going to have to have   to what some funny continuity in some of these  Cuts I am so sick and tired of all this [ __ ]   pressure I mean I I've never even and already I  can't stand it and I'm not going to stand around   here busting my over something that quite frankly  isn't that thing damn important wow now I'm going   to go hang out with that geek over there cuz at  least she has something else to talk about besides   Bast better hope Stiffler didn't hear you but want  to dance oh there we there we go how come you have   no date I like to keep my options open yeah I got  something for you oh consider it a consolation   press hey on it Jessica this is great felt sort  of guilty about taking your money you spent $200   on this no I I spent 50 on the flask 150 on the  earrings absolutely let me just clarify that you   have no chance of scoring with me Finch oh yeah  of course not you me at that party a while back   right yeah we were up all night together we had  one of those amazingly deep conversations deep   conversation huh is that what you call it what  else would I call it oh dang he capping sorry   to interrupt I just thought you all should know  this Chuck Sherman is a liar oh I never had wow   never with anyone I know this because he told me  once he tried to grap fruit but that's all that   when he gets nervous he sometimes wets his can  why is she doing this damn no no buddy come on   man the bus to stiffler's going to be here soon  I'm not going what why not things didn't really   turn out how I wanted them to it's hard to make  it perfect I mean I don't even know what I'm doing   I'm acting like I got everything together tonight  I know that Vicki's going to ask me if I love her   and I don't know what I'm going to say I mean I'm  on the brink I don't know maybe you're right I am   just scared you realize you're almost at the  end of high school man tonight is the night we   we are finally going to a post prom party on the  lake I mean we have been waiting for this for 4   years why else have we been friends with Stiffler  all this time right we were friends with Stiffler   Sherman didn't even get laid he didn't no himself  we'll tell you on the bus I'm going to go inside   and grab my bag we haven't even seen you dance  with the girl we've now had some of every bodily   fluid in this movie is this true except like  a crazy snot gag I guess there's still time   there is still time oh I've got stories believe  me they're just uh they're just a little bit   more risque than Tales of fan Camp oh are they  gross or something like guy stuff tell me tell   me you want a story here's a story Stiffler  finds this beer right oh let's revisit that   I would love oh Jesus you guys are going to  aren't you out oh come on get out oh man how   are you just there I was about to say I would  love if this turned into like a slasher movie   this just became a Jason movie that's so funny the  kid popped out of the closet it's going to sound   really bad but uh I want you to know see uh See  I'm a virgin and uh well me Kevin Jim and Finch   we we all made this packed that we would lose our  virginity before high school was over and tonight   is supposed to be the night that we all do it  this isn't the best way to proposition me no   that that's that's not what I mean what I mean  is uh yeah yeah yeah yeah see coach he was he   was giving us this speech about not slacking off  when you see the opportunity to score this isn't   any better Chris what I really realized is that  with you it's it's not like I'm running towards   a goal looking for the best way to score this may  a little corny but I feel like I've already won   a you know what to say and uh I care about you a  lot Oz I know you called me Oz what your friends   call you I mean I I feel like I'm one of your  friends now and your girlfriend a all five Ines   I could go for a game oh oh are you God they  held her this whole movie wow wow St for's mom   uh no no not lost just uh you know taking the  tour yeah thank you for letting us have this   wonderful party as if there was an alternative  in the matter oh she's not even doing the full   like the fully formed coage meme voice  so where's your little date tonight oh   no date it was bathroom incident the ultimate  get back God she's like full on fem fatal mode   and he's dressed like Humphrey Bogart right  now right I got some Scot single M aged 18 years the way I like it the way I like it Oh Me Oh yes do you want to hear a nasty story of mine  it's sort of ual oh is it sure this one time   at bang camp we were playing this game I don't  know if you know it but it's called spin the   bottle oh boy okay I had to kiss this guy named  Mark wander on the lips on the lips oh no how do   you want to do it I don't know how do you the  missionary position classic I want to hear you   say it okay say it Victoria I love you look at me  when you say it I love you eyes oh he's [Laughter] looking it is like Shakespeare  everyone's getting together at the   end classic beautiful Nice Shot I love  it oh oh a Little Dutch angle for the romance okay oh yeah that's an interesting Nuance  I would not have expected that them to kind of   observe yeah I mean they did talk about it ear  it's motivated yeah yeah I I kind of like that   they went to that POV for a sec oh my God you guys  got the balcony how Dam as long as it's not like   freezing this is super romantic so the uh the  end of the story is you had to kiss the guy for   20 seconds it was such a d and everyone laughed  at me but I didn't care because it was so funny   that's good you belong in comedy I stuck a flute  in my what what what you don't think I know how   to get myself off how that's half a band camp is  yep so are we going to soon cuz I'm getting kind of I have two rubers wear them both it'll  desensitize you I don't want you so damn early   this time no you on the stream what makes you  think that I would really come on I saw you on the   that why do you think I accepted this date  you're a sure thing wow wow D she knows what   she wants whoow I said this is get over here  Willow and Xander boy so uh would you object   if I said that you were quite striking oh my man  Bene are you trying to seduce me oh yes ma'am I   am yes ma'am I am Sam I am Mrs Robinson let's go  yeah the table let's go you're dead you're dead   he looks like a young Joe flarity and she they  made her like hottest form for this movie oh yeah [Music] peek a nuin he getting T little  tender boy tender frony I had no idea   you'd be this good neither did I oh  stiffler's mom who stiffler's mom   wow got it going on wow oh hell  yeah what's my name say my name [ __ ] God [Music] damn this is like  the Dre oh my God to sit on a dock just   together under a blanket I mean I I just  can't believe we had a senior Brum I know   it went by so fast happen Kevin up with the  next year with you going to an arbor and me   going to itha uhoh it's not going to work yeah  no long D don't say that I mean we can make it   work it'll be perfect no Kevin ouch that's  what I've been realizing is that nothing's   perfect and you can't plan everything yep  well I guess he will be pretty far away and   we'll be on our own meeting new people scary  last night though I wasn't lying oh I know I was oh she gone she gone wow  no she's gone dioni yeah you   got the Walk of Shame my dude I was used I was used mom yes [ __ ] break oh hey Stiffler [Applause] yeah that was awesome threee blind so you almost  made it huh Oz I'll just say that we had a great   night together you hang in there buddy no you'll  get there you'll get there I think we're falling   in love he's the most sincere of them all it's  great man that's awesome oh you too it's true   I mean after this everything's going to  be different after getting late After High   School Here's To The Next Step you silly Billy  to the next step to the next step American Pie   the next step American Pie dog ears oh they  keep it in touch okay all right all right   she's cool with the fact that they record it all  right there oh yeah she wants some more of that   chines and the sexiest song to do a strip to oh yeah this trick toy films but if  I did they have a samurai oh no   oh my God this is one of the official  songs of getting it over your head at   karaoke oh y my man he danced  in front of a webcam and timer that little jerk so good wow oh man I wonder if  the bare naked ladies got paid twice for that I   hope they did I hope they got paid Thrice I hope I  hope they got paid triple the salary for each lady   oh wow guys we wash American Pie we did it we' we  we've come of age today we've hit a milestone we   did it we graduated oh my God I can't believe  it we're going mil guys is simply credited as   one of two mil guys at garage bad Mark Hoppus  Tom dong and Scott oh Scott rainer's in there   yeah did they credit Travis Travis in there  travos he have any Lions though that's true   maybe just visual C way to do the drummer dirty  movie boo you're a great movie though well G guys   American Pie Review give us a lip give us oh yeah you do the thing  give us a listen on the Apple or Spotify if   you're listen on Apple or Spotify hello what's  up my name is Aaron this is John we just watch   American Pie yes was such a fun movie consumed  a whole American Pie n n n yes you did it was   delicious this film has left me with a nipple  chill and you're a daddy I'm a daddy you're the   last daddy that's right he's like these available  at reation shop.com uh this yeah this was you know   one of those movies that looms large certainly I  remember vividly when this came out and this was   definitely like one of those quintessential movies  in my life at least I feel like a lot of people   maybe experience I feel like you can have one of  two experiences either your parents let you watch   whatever or you're going to have my experience  where this is like the movie everyone around you   somehow is seen and you're like there's no way my  folks are going to let me watch that knowingly so   would have to catch this at someone's house and  that just never really happened so yeah that was   also my experience too okay so I just grew up  all around these plus this was I think I was   like what five when this came out four or five so  sure yeah this would have been on the VOD or like   or VHS at some point but yeah just never saw it  I've heard a couple of these references but I'm   happy to finally see them and laugh with them  in context you know it's funny you know he's   going to you know he's going to make love to  the pie and and watching the unrated version   actually I've always seen the still frame of of  him like with his back turned us at the counter   like so I think this was a different shot of that  cuz that's something uh you know Stiffler is just   like a character who looms the whole this one time  at band camp just setup is a thing but yeah like   this is one of those movies that loomed in terms  of like oh you know it's uh it's obviously a sex   comedy and I think from the outside and especially  growing up at the time and at the age we were at   you know it's sort of like oh you know like  this is like super runchy super adult and   and funny enough watching this now it's like it  certainly is runchy it certainly is a sex comedy   it's a a little bit more of a high school romance  Ensemble than I had initially expected like it's   still very much committed to being a sex comedy  obviously uh but you know I thought at least the   efforts to have I don't think every storyline  necessarily felt proportionally Incorporated   the story there were times where it would weave  in and out and I'd forget about certain characters   for a while and then characters would come back or  whatever um but it it at least like committed to   having every like major couple or something  have some type of Arc or Journey that I was   endeared to and I think the actors certainly  while they're all kind of different scales of   the like who's believably in high school uh  you know I still thought there was some good   chemistry and everyone was fun to watch and they  had like a good array of like kinds of character   you'd meet in high school you know like Jason  bigs feels very much like you know and again   like they've tried to make a lot of I feel like  he tried to kind of occupy a lane where he was   always playing this sort of character this sort  of like nebbishy unconfident guy who uh you know   gets pushed around or whatever or gets put into  uncomfortable situations and can never stand up   for himself uh and you know that I guess you know  he's had a a fine career certainly I don't get the   sense that his star rose quite as high as maybe  like one would have hoped but like this is a thing   where he's like kind of perfectly sued in oh my  God there's there's uh is that a spoiler I don't   know I don't know what you're looking at American  Pie reunion oh amican p 2 oh I mean there are so   many movies like I won't adults I there are like  so what's over there is that Van Wilder Wilder   I've never seen that one have you uh not in full I  don't think I I there's at least one sequence I do   know of from that movie I know nothing uh but  but yeah I don't think I've ever fully watched   and then that was you know slightly after this I  want to say but also from a time where like the   these yeah were not the kind of comedies I was  raised on so I would have had to have been yeah   like adjacent to other people watching something  like this okay um but yeah like and there are a   lot of actually High School romance Coming  of Age movies like I haven't seen 10 Things   I Hate About You oh I love that one but I feel  like this is sort of of a similar era to that   but obviously way more on the sex comedy side  than the romantic comedy side right right um   but yeah like I I walked away minus and and you  know I'm not going to get mad like I understand   it's a comedy and it's a fantasy and whatever else  like minus the one like kind of criminal sequence   you know this was a little bit yeah it wasn't  only like runchy gross out stuff like there is   certainly that it's certainly in the tradition of  you know the revenges of the Nerds and the animal   houses that have come before it never seen those  uh I've seen Animal House I don't I think I've   seen I'm not sure about Revenge of the Nerds I  know a couple jokes that come from that Animal   House is the one I know the best but uh but yeah  this at least had a little bit more of like a   heart to it than I had initially expected which  is a nice thing yeah yeah I I agree with that I   felt like it did have a lot of heart and I was not  something I was expecting I just know that it was   very runchy and very uh risque how it presented  its comedy but I this movie surprisingly had a lot   of heart and a lot of characters that I would like  yeah I'm I'm not surprised that this developed a   franchise cuz like some Big's character is very  endearing you know Stiffler was this thing that   just hopped around the movie but you know all of  them were I think very well cast for the roles   that they played in the movie I actually expected  more of Stiffler I expected him to have his own   plotline actually instead of just popping up and  being a dick yeah he's such a dick I thought that   Jennifer cool would being the movie a lot more  cuz I just know that she is I just know through   culture osmosis that she's stiffler's mom but  and at this point in time I mean I'm sure she had   recognizability but not as much as now so like the  pan to the photograph could have if if watching   this at the time I can imagine that almost being  just like oh a sight gag you might never think   of like oh because we know her now we're like we  got to see her at some point you know whereas if   maybe if you didn't know back then you might not  expect that and then it would be a surprise but   yeah I was like I thought she be in the movie and  they would be building that up or something right   yeah which makes for actually a fun surprise the  way they did it here cuz I'd forgotten by that   point yeah it did make for I think I thought  it made for a fun surprise yeah definitely and   just the whole rumor about around him uh Finch  going around like the whole running joke of that   I thought it was all whatever rumor you hear  just say yes it's true yeah yeah just go with   it and um what's the actress's name Jessica who  played her what's her name Russian doll Orange's   oh oh Natasha Leon yeah yeah she was fun too I  really like her idea she was in this and yeah she   was like the the absolutely like that character  who somehow like flitting between all parties sort   of in the middle of the margins who like seems  to do fine and seems to have just like a bit more   experience and like World weariness than anybody  else around I loved her so much I wonder if she   was such a good wing wing woman I wonder if she  was out at this that point cuz yeah she was the   only one that didn't have a love interest in the  movie yeah and I mean you know I I I thought she   was I thought she was great I loved her character  and also the whole running joke with uh Sherman   and that was funny towards the beginning guy poor  sure poor fella yeah pissed himself at the prom   pissy prom pissy get the alliteration got to get  that alliteration but yeah I think it's you know   in an age where comedy is so subjective I think  comedy's always subjective but the fact that   this is like a 20y old subjective until 1960  oh yeah up until that point you just knew was   everybody just agreed universally that things  were funny but I thought that this movie was one   that still holds up and for the most part you know  outside of some questionable scen as John said but   Min is the webcam the webcam which again I fully  support though because it was the 9s and that was   okay like smoking was good for you in the 30s true  broadcasting people without their consent was good   for you in the90s just made cigarettes better back  then than webcam content I guess abely yeah but I   think that all of them were great and I think that  yeah I like the fact that it had a lot of heart   and the music was also really great I think the  music really set a tone for this movie that's what   you got like a lot of nostalgic songs for sure I  know there were probably a lot more relevant in   your childhood I listen to kind of different stuff  I was a little sheltered as a little boy but I I   recognize some of the the tunes and I like the  the vibe that it brought to the movie well yeah   and I mean that's that's like a a staple Trope  of this kind of movie is that you need to have   I feel like any good high school comedy worth it  salt has to have you know like a the soundtrack   of the summer that everyone's like going out and  buying and it has the who's who of bands and and   yeah I mean that makes it fun for me because too  this was music that would have been around during   the stretch of time when I was growing up so you  know yeah I'm having these like acid flashbacks   what is her name Mina suari that's who that is of  course okay she is uh uh Heather what is she in um   she's been in a whole bunch of things oh she's  an American Beauty duh she's an American Beauty   which I've never seen either um she's in prey  wow different prey different prey pre 3.8 prey   yeah she's been she's I mean obviously Her IMDb  has been pulled up she's Psych the movie She's   Got A oh that's right that's right oh she's so  good in that huh dude psych okay yeah she's in   an episode as well that's right um but yeah like  and two it's like a who's who of who was coming   at the time cuz you know Thomas Ian Nicholas like  that's a name I remember hearing a bunch back in   the day and like Eugene Levy was iconic coming  off of this and I did like that like I thought   that was very endearing for how awkward it was  like this didn't necessarily transcend like I   feel like a super bad kind of transcends a little  bit into like yeah this is hyper runchy and yeah   it's like high school sex comedy again and it's  doing a lot of those riffs and tropes but like   it goes to a place that like punches you in the  fields a bit more comprehensively than something   like this but uh but I got the sense and I've not  I don't think I've seen like road trip or Euro   trip or or Beerfest or any of those movies which  is the Scotty Doesn't Know One like I I'm not sure   if I've really fully seen any of those but this  one at least this one set the stage for all those   movies a lot of those yeah and and maybe we might  watch them someday and come to find that those are   a little bit more thoughtful at least than you  would expect but I kind of don't expect that but   you know again that was something that was kind  of no I think this movie had granted didn't go   as like deep with it like it's like super bad did  because I watched that one recently but I think   that I really like the friendship between all of  them even though they were all on their individual   Journeys the fact that they I like that this was  all about them having sex but each of them had a   different relationship with their objective of  sex like one of them found genuine love one of   them was on the cusp of a breakup the other one  was was losing it but was with the girl he didn't   really care for and then he got used so to speak  and then and then one of them just like didn't do   anything or the other one lied so like yeah I like  the different spectrum of of sexual experiences   and even the way the ones that did end up having  sex scenes because the whole movie is about the   idea of sex but when we do see characters that  actually have sex it is very sincere and it's   very authentic and I I appreciated that in this  in this runchy comedy cuz I gen generally did not   expect to see that in something that was like a  sex comedy yeah and and and two like it does have   a bit more of an observed kind of quality when  it comes to like yeah you know when you're that   age you know maybe it's not quite as cartoonish as  this but yeah it is like on your mind and there is   like a lot of just pressure around and people  are yeah inflating experiences or maybe even   making them up wholesale and there's you know  the whole system of uh just being in the Social   Web of high school felt pretty authentic here and  yeah like in that scene between uh terara Reed and   and thomasy and Nicholas I thought the the idea  that they would you know close up on her face and   and do that whole like hey go slow like it does  kind of hurt like that's a detail I thought was   like nicely observed for a movie that bothered  to go out of its way to do something like the   webcam scene or something like that so you know  like uh yeah little things like that I thought   were nice and yeah yeah I agree like I instead  of having every character be sort of the same   POV or same eyelin same kind of guy you know  yeah you get the one guy who is actually kind of   maturing and getting in touch with his sensitive  side and his more creative side and then you know   you've got the the different webs of lies that  get told and the misunderstandings and there   was nothing in here that was too much like uh  we could have avoided all of this if you know   like the misunderstandings or little things felt  mostly well in uh well drawn or anything like when   he's when she observes him as Sean Williams Scott  like you know being a doof on the lacrosse field   and he's like kind of laughing along you know he's  uncomfortable but he's not really intervening or   or standing up for her like that's another moment  where I'm like oh yeah that's kind of a character   beat you know this made yeah this made me want to  dive into the the high school runchy comedy genre   L more what's that it's that one um what's  the one with Chris Evans is that Not Another   Teen Movie Not Another Teen Movie which I yeah  I've definitely not seen oh yeah I don't want to   watch that one I know he's in it and something  about like whip cream that's all I know though   okay sure well and the whipped cream gag I think  comes from a different movie oh you football movie   or something like that they recommend us more teen  more teen high school comedies and stuff like that   let us know if you want us to watch Van Wilder cuz  I that's a Ryan Reynolds movie I've never seen and   that was like what give him his claim to fame as  like a movie star so absolutely yeah let us know   that and it's funny it makes me wonder too Crystal  the monkey I just had to check is the same monkey   from the Night at the Museum hang hangover we just  watched The Night at the Museum movies I was like   I know this monkey how old is this monkey monkey  monkey is out here still making stuff in 2024 dang monkey Crystal the monkey is no small bananas  in just five of her movies she holds box office   gross of more than 2.5 billion damn dude Crystal  the monkey hell yeah hanging out with Blink 182   oh my goodness gracious okay so Travis Barker  was uncredited in the uh in that scene and so   was Casey Affleck uncredited as uh the one guy's  brother that's awesome uh and yes Chris kleene is   in Street Fighter the Legend of Chun Ley and  I've heard he is quite something to behold   in that movie oh Lord aliceon Hanigan yeah uh  probably around the time Buffy was doing its   thing Shannon Elizabeth I remember her being  like one of those you know pinup or or one   of those actresses but who everybody who had  a poster of on their wall wait can you click   her real quick what scary movie was she in it's  bothering me yeah and it's funny too I wonder if   there's any connection because uh uh Eugene Levy  and uh J Movie 3 yeah she the inflatable boobies   scar she's remember that oh my bad she's in all  of them I think I guess yeah she's in at least   a few of them there's two of them yeah no girl  is somebody is a different yeah I think it is   uh because I think I've seen that girl on  something else scary movie American Pie too   oh she's in the 13 ghost remake I haven't seen  that uh and uh oh goodness Love Actually that's   right she's at the end with Liam n spoilers for  Love Actually yeah she was uh in a ton of stuff   I feel like they ADR half her dialogue um it's  interesting though that that uh Eugene Levy and   uh uh uh you know Jennifer kage should be  both in the movie because they're you know   players from the Christopher Guest like you know  Best in Show uh for your consideration waiting   for guffman like all those movies like they're in  that troop so I wonder if there was any kind of   like if they just incidentally were both cast you  know from that kind of pool into this or if there   was some connection there um apparently this has  two directors and one of them is uncredited but   uh but yeah any other uh thoughts on the film  uh no I liked it let us know if you guys want   us to watch more American Pie John do you have any  final thoughts uh let's see when submitting let's   read a little bit of trivia here little trivia  when submitting her his script to the studios   screenwriter Adam Herz titled it Untitled teenage  sex comedy that can be made for under $10 million   which studio readers will likely hate but I think  you will love it was later changed to East Grand   Rapids High then East Great Falls High then Great  Falls and finally American Pie which like what a   what a trajectory of titles it reminds me of  watching Silicon Valley and that they have this   whole debate about how to name apps and they're  like you got to kind of find it like a nonsense   word or some kind of like adjacent thing that  isn't exactly what the thing is and so like   you know the American the warm American apple pie  or whatever is obviously a crucial element of the   motif of the movie but like the choice to zero in  on that and be like that's the title is like one   of those inspired choices where I'm like yeah the  Don McLean song people will have the association   but also just like whichever whoever decision that  was whoever note got taken to heart on that good   on you was that song come out before this movie  day oh sure yeah yeah yeah most I would I don't   know uh you can why don't you Google that and I'll  read this next my phone's over there oh here you   go hold on wow you just trust me with your phone  Alison Hanigan went to her call back audition   really having to pee she ran to the bathroom and  her name was called right after she got out she   went in without having calmed down so she read  the part really quirky and with an over amount   of energy she credits that to her getting the part  that's what's up uh the film was originally rated   nc7 by the npaa and it took three resubmissions  to maintain uh to obtain the R rating a few scenes   that had to be edited or trimmed to achieve the  rating the main reason for the npa's nc7 decision   was that uh the infamous pis scene in the original  cut Jim did only four thrusts on the pastry or no   no no in the original cut he did four thrusts  on the pastry which was too many for an R the   filmmakers in the NPA wound up settling on two  thrusts that's the thing is you watch enough   slasher movie like director commentaries and half  the time they're like oh yeah this stabbing scene   we had like 40 stabs and then we had to cut it  down to like three stabs oh wow yeah like that's   and I I believe that thrusts would would certainly  follow a similar thing also this song came out in   1971 there you go that sounds about right that's  some 70s ass music right there some 70s ass music   for you dirtier dialogue during The Scrambled  porno after Stiffler swigs the beer Kevin asks   him the pale Al line which was originally house  the man chowder wow boy uh when Nadia is seen   using Jim's magazine the filmmakers had to cut the  sight of her placing her okay of her uh getting to   into that activity I'll say by to couple frames uh  when Kevin is looking through the Bible he finds   in the library the shots of the pages had to be  edited to include less runchy illustrations and   uh the scene yeah I was wondering about that the  scene where Kevin and Vicky are uh expressing uh   oral affections uh a little too long uh yeah  I can see that yeah um the opening scene uh   arousal was created by a cooked sausage from the  morning's breakfast it was stuck on a pencil and   wrapped in aluminum foil was still warm when it  was placed between Jason Pig's legs pigs was given   the choice between a medium and a large to which  he chose the lad he also ate the sausage right   after filming the scene great the sock Sage the  LI say my name [ __ ] from the scene between Jason   and Michelle was ad lied on the spot by Alice and  Hanigan the director producer found it so amusing   that it was kept in the Final Cut yes well done  love that well this must I'm sure there are many   more Tales but uh at the risk of getting this  video completely uh demonetized we'll leave it   there but yeah uh oh there's one though yeah uh  eug Eugene Levy was told he could improvise much   of the dialogue for his character including the  part when he's flipping through the magazines   with Jim forcing a noticeably muffled laugh from  Jason bigs with one particular line which yeah   I feel like I I caught that oh man Jesus okay  you guys thanks so much for watching American   Pie let us know what your favorite American Pie  movie is and we'll see you guys should we check   out all 20 American Pies let's check out all 20  of them evolve into what we thought it would be   all along to just like completely surface level  runch I would love that I would love that so much   and I hope you guys would love that too thank you  so much for watching and have a great rest of your day snda if I was to draw an inappropriate  drawing in the style or likeness of one of   Patron of the Day SHOUT OUT! our patrons you're the lucky Patron absolutely  absolutely that I mean could be its own Cottage   business this is an idea I present to you free of  charge all right this is an uncut uncircumcised   idea circumcision you could be a a a a a phallic  artist of sorts you could do like caricatures   the same way people do on like you know Beach  boardwalks and at theme parks but instead of   just drawing people as the cartoon version  of themselves you draw people as a member of   society um and so you know think of it cuz who  wouldn't want some kind of obscene but endearing   that's a a hard Market to Target but I think it's  a valid one you know endearingly obscene is kind   of is the perfect way to describe this movie  and I feel like that would be probably you know   well in line with your spiritual and uh you know  intellectual inclinations so stay pervy uh you   sio and uh thanks for being here we love you and  you're welcome to come and fondle us anytime it's   really important I'm in the shout out 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