Father of the Bride Part II | English Full Movie | Comedy Family Romance

foreign come on they're going to be here any minute okay okay we'll be right down Father of the Bride I never thought I'd say this but that whole experience was a piece of cake compared to the roller coaster I've been on this past year I admit it took me a while to recover from the wedding but eventually life got back to normal which is exactly the way I prefer life to be after the dust settled I began to realize what a lucky guy I was I had a wonderful home filled with memories and completely paid for a wife I love just as much as the day I married her a daughter independent self-sufficient married working happy a sun blossoming in the middle of middle school and a son-in-law gainfully employed and very often out of town on business life was sweet I felt For the First Time ahead of the game and it dawned on me I was a mere five years away from freedom soon I'd be a father with one kid married and the other off in college and that started me thinking what was I going to do with all that free time anything I wanted maybe I'd take up fly fishing travel to exotic places climb Mount Everest I was feeling on top of the world and that's when they lowered the boom on me it was like that old joke all those who think they haven't made take one step forward not so fast George Banks it was about a year ago when it all started nine months ago to be exact [Music] I was on my way home from work on a perfect fall day the leaves were golden the air was crisp and I couldn't help thinking what a Charmed Life I was leading yep I was a happy man [Music] hey hey Dad you hear the news what news I don't know she wouldn't tell me got it I wouldn't tell you hey hi George do you think it's what we think it is what what is it somebody tell me what's going on Brian called and said to be here at six sharp that he and Annie have some important news to tell us this is one of those moments George hi honey oh don't worry okay I'm sure nothing's wrong how do you know well I I know oh you know no I don't I don't really know I just know nothing's wrong now come on come on inside can I fix you a drink George no thanks Nina you don't think Annie's been transferred back East do you no honey something tells me this has nothing to do with work George George you sure you don't want a glass of wine because she always said a transfer was a possibility and I for one would hate it if they moved really George you well they live far enough away as it is Dad they live a mile from here well you know with traffic and everything there they are I just I just don't want to hear the word Boston that's all I mean you know what's gonna happen don't you first they're going to promise to come home for long weekends then it'll be a week every other summer next thing you know we're strangers we're just names on a Christmas card list will be those relatives out in California bummer man he delivers hello we're here [Applause] [Music] there she was my Annie every time I saw her I had to remind myself she was a married woman to me she still seemed like a kid playing a house of course she's feeling all right look at her she never looked better hi Dad okay so any news at work any any news any anything everything is great same but good busy hey Dad George sorry George as long as the big news wasn't that my daughter was moving 3 000 miles away her husband could call me anything he wanted in spite of myself I had actually begun to grow somewhat fond of Brian McKenzie look so great I'm so what is it Annie what's the news well don't you want to eat first come on tell us what is it I know what it is I got it I'm positive you bought a house right a place you can remodel a little closer to home a house is that it oh no no no a house is fine Maybe get out of here that's two I know me too that's what I thought that's what we were hoping for well that one your wish came true I'm gonna have a baby [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I never liked that Brian McKenzie not from the moment I laid eyes on him here my little girl was playing house he had the nerve to George what do you say Dad congratulations [Music] congratulations Grandpa Grandpa first that runt steals my daughter now he makes a grandpa out of me good even number of course it is going to be very hot but I'm sure she's not gonna mind oh God can you believe the same Doctor Who delivered Annie is going to be delivering her baby oh funny it's so amazing George I have a great idea what if frog did the baby shower for us honey George what I thought you liked Frank now I never actually said I like it yes you did yes you did when we were at that party with those people from what you call it you were just all right well maybe it flipped out but I didn't mean it Nina get a grip I'm not gonna go into Hawk to give Annie a baby shower I just finished paying for the wedding now my stomach hurts where'd you put my Tums all right honey okay okay okay it was just a thought calm down what's the matter with you anyway you didn't say a word during dinner you're acting as if you're not happy about this Who's acting oh I see you're not happy that your daughter is going to be having a baby that's right Grandma I'm not why well for starters they can't afford a baby oh babies cost money and the older they get the more they cost I mean they didn't plan for this they don't have a nest egg they barely have a nest how are they going to fit a baby into that shoe box they live in really George they have more money than we had at their age also what do they know about raising a kid and he's just a kid herself I mean she graduates college and marries the first guy she meets and now to get saddled with a baby even before a career takes off why must I always be the only feminist in this family no I just realized something I'm four foot six I don't shave I don't have a job and I'm gonna be an uncle so something weird about that finally someone who thinks like I do oh yeah a 12 year old hello oh I have the best news guess what this is so exciting I'm going to be a grandmother poor Nina the woman was obviously living in denial I for one wasn't ready to be a grandfather what was so Grand about it anyway George grandfathers wore Cardigans and hearing aids I wore baseball caps and running shoes sure I may have been a little out of shape but I was still young and I could prove it breathing oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah you better take it easy there pops [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] oh hang on a second you got the list I got it right here are you okay yeah I'm fine sure okay the following men are older than you go Paul McCartney yeah Rod Stewart Jack Nicholson Jack Nicholson Oh by eight years you're much younger than Japanese well you can't get any cooler than Jack Nicholson that's a good one go on okay Mick Jagger Robert Redford Bob Dylan Warren Beatty and Bill Clinton really but only by 31 days hey [Music] [Music] thank you I swear to God this house is starting to fall apart first heating went gas thing broke the plumbing froze I don't know sometimes I I think I would just like to wash my hands this whole thing George what is it what what are you thinking I have a brilliant Beyond brilliant idea uh yeah I say we sell this dump I'm serious George what are you crazy honey last year you said you want to be buried in the backyard now you're telling me you want to sell Nina listen Maddie's in school every day till six you're at work I'm at work you know let's get rid of it let's not be so buy the book you know let's be adventurous let's loosen up I don't know I mean if we sell the place then we won't have room for the baby what we kemosabe it's not our baby it doesn't need its own room in our house well what about Maddie oh like Maddie wouldn't love living at the beach the beach Mr sunscreen please George I mean now you want to live at the beach hey you're the one who always said that one day before you're old you want to live by the ocean this this leak is an omen you know we could sell this place in a second and it's the Leave it to Beaver house that everybody wants you know would have enough money to buy a condo you know we could get a boat we could travel and then I could get that Harley I always wanted honey oh George this has been a very big day for you first year hair and then this thing I just I think we should think about things okay okay but will you think about it really well will you wash that stuff out of your hair really okay I'll make you a deal okay one more thing goes wrong with this house we'll put it up for sale we have my word on it [Music] as luck would have it termites attacked two weeks later [Music] so we decided to give it a test run see if we got any nibbles four weeks went by and not a single nibble [Music] then one Saturday morning we got a bite a big bite I'd like you to meet Miss [Music] very much when you can move out excuse me the habibs would like to buy the house George it's exactly what they've been looking for it's when you can move we need house a week from Wednesday and my wife wants flour dishes in kitchen you sell we pay top dollar for the House Top Dollar dishes for the dishes for the house we pay what you ask no more but we need the house a week from Wednesday or No Deal gee that's uh that's 10 days from now it's kind of quick we've lived here 18 years I don't know if we can get everything excuse please you played very big bonus Mr Habib is willing to pay a generous bonus for whatever inconvenience moving too quickly may cause you George daddy works kill him how generous would the fifteen thousand dollars be generous enough we may be making real estate history here George oh yeah one two three thousand power five six seven thousand I shook the man's hand and promised to be out in ten days careful with the dishes yes the problem was I didn't have the nerve to tell Nina wonderful champagne George Dom Perignon what are we celebrating oh that's what I was wondering what are we celebrating there well it's just the first time the whole family's been together since the baby and everything oh so tell us have you thought of any names for the baby yet well if it's a boy we like Cody Cooper Riley or Wyatt Wyatt as in Earp yeah you don't like it Dad well I like it better than Cooper or Riley hey what if it's a girl for a girl our favorite name is Chloe Chloe oh Chloe it's not even American thank you Matthew we realize that we we also like Phoebe and Sophie and we're still debating between Lucy and Fanny you're not considering any family names yes isn't the first son supposed to be named after the paternal grandfather well he doesn't have to be named John of course any name on my side will do we have an Andrew in the family A Melville Jacob a Jake is a great name hey you know what they don't need any more suggestions their list is fine you're absolutely right George anything is fine as long as it goes with MacKenzie uh wait a minute I thought the baby's last name was going to be Banks McKenzie with a hyphen wasn't that the deal would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks McKenzie kid's gonna sound like a law firm yeah it's an awfully long last name George oh hold on what are we saying you're not going to hyphenate the last name when did this happen nothing's been decided yet Dad it's just that two last names is a lot for a little kid to deal with and since neither of us want to Forfeit our names we've been coming up with alternative last names your baby's gonna have an alternative last name like what Smith or Jones no because you can't make Smith or Jones from the letters of our last name so I don't understand what names can you make well the ones we like best are Zinman zenkman and Manus are you telling me I might have a granddaughter named Sophie zenkman yeah look look I have a simple solution here George Nina you already have Maddie to carry on the family name so why don't we drop this bank's McKenzie business and just go with MacKenzie all right drop the McKenzie oh well no wouldn't that be silly well I don't think there's any sillier than dropping the banks well I would venture to suggest that McKenzie is a good solid family I mean the baby's just so much of a Banks as it is almost done hey guess what I sold the house today you say dear Nina I forgot to tell you while you're at the market this morning I sold the house well congratulations gramps where are you moving well we don't know exactly for sure where yet but uh we're thinking maybe the beach we don't know exactly for sure where yet but George we haven't even started looking the house why is she crying I thought they were serious about selling the house I'm sorry Dad but I just thought it was another goofy idea like your hair hey I never thought you were actually going to go through with it I love this house well wow I guess I just assumed we'd have a little more warning but what do we have we have at least 90 days before we have to move am I right George oh believe me Nina you can jack up an escrow six months if you need to Maddie what's going on maybe excuse me no no sir you may not be excused George the guy paid me fifteen thousand dollars I used to be on ten days the guy paid you fifteen thousand dollars extra to be out of the house in 10 days I hope you took it George he did and he threw in mom's favorite dishes just to close the deal [Music] [Music] Nina was less than thrilled about our abbreviated escrow but being the great woman that she is she went with the flow and even allowed me back into our bedroom for our last night at 24 Maple Drive and since we had nowhere to live she also arranged for us to stay at the McKenzies while they took a Caribbean cruise honey are you sure you don't want me to take your picture by your favorite part of the fence no no I'm fine oh okay hey Nina are you okay I mean you don't look so good I know I don't really feel so good I just didn't think I'd get so emotional about this whole thing I don't know I feel kind of dizzy you guys these are from the tree that we carved our initials they're not back here oh Mom did you get a picture of the tree oh just a roll honey okay oh hey Maddie what's that my I don't know I want to keep a momentum for my room oh hey what are we the Schmaltz Family come on No More Tears we're on to bigger and better things I mean who needs this whole Shack look at it [Music] yeah there's one more thing we have to do before we go I'm not gonna dig up that parakeet in the backyard that's not what I was thinking how many times you think we played out here I remember our very first game I remember you were four you had a red ribbon tied in your hair [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] sorry to interrupt oh uh hi you got the key George yeah I I have it right here I know I have it oh uh Mr Habib this is my daughter Annie uh she had her wedding here at this house ah yes the key or did I get that okay oh sorry so well here you are and uh here you go she's all yours good luck Banks you too laughs [Music] but perfect timing we were just about to departure [Music] welcome awesome make yourselves at home come in please where's Manny I'll tell you what the the dog food's all in the refrigerator and marked you remember the dogs of course yeah Unfortunately they forgot you come here you angels I'm gonna miss you guys completely harmless get a hold of yourself now listen I want you to pay attention to your Uncle George and Aunt Nina bye oh all right one more kissing maniac John we're off that's fine they're all yours and when you get through that limo send it back for us all right oh oh George let me do something they look sad hey guys don't worry about a thing Uncle George is here all right now just take it easy guys well as it turned out the dogs did remember me it was going to be a long night just the four of us in the old McKinsey mansion Hey listen to this luxury beach condo Honda passed Lush landscaped Gardens honey are you sure you can pack the Pepto-Bismol why you still feel sick I'll shake this and I just don't feel right you just need a good night's sleep that's all tomorrow tell him to get off okay come on guys get off let's go oh come on off come oh forget it I gotta I gotta lay down just come on let's move over good thought oh what am I supposed to do sleep standing up I don't know honey just he just push him off all right boys over let's go come on get off the bed off the bed now come on come on I I don't want it to get tough so just come on let's go I mean it am scray off the bat crap forget about it it's their house let them have the bed I'll go stay in one of the other seven bedrooms I don't want to be left alone in this big room fine I'll sleep on the floor thanks why do I have an idea what if after they fall asleep you just lift them off oh yeah of course I'll just lift them off what are you nuts hand me a pillow oh [Music] I'm so naive oh I know what's wrong with me what what's wrong with you it's so obvious I don't know why I didn't realize before honey I'm going through menopause oh Nina you can't be going through menopause my mother went through menopause well exactly and probably at my age George I have all the symptoms I'm late I'm weeping all the time I'm hot and dizzy don't be silly we're still so George honey we are not we're not as young as you think we are because we're getting older it doesn't mean that we're old this is the 90s growing old isn't what it used to be well it's true women my age are doing Geritol ads and fix it in commercials I mean uh they are and guess who I saw on the cover of longevity magazine okay Barbara Bush Peggy Lipton from The Mod Squad this is reality George do me a favor will you honey stop acting like this isn't happening yes yes George George you haven't been the same since the day you found out Annie was pregnant now I know you and I know it takes you a long time to work these things out but I miss the old George must you use that word all right I miss the adorable George Banks I used to be married to honey you got me worried I don't know you dyed your hair you sold our house what's next 19 year old girlfriend Nina well men do those kinds of things George they don't want to grow old with their wives so they get I don't know new wives young wives what honey I may dye my hair I may want to move to the beach and yeah I may hate the idea that I'm going to be a grandfather but never for one millisecond of one day did I ever not want to spend the rest of my life with you really and I'm oh that's okay I'm used to it yeah yeah the doctor didn't give you any indication of why you wanted me to come with you no but he didn't say there was anything to be concerned about oh I mean I assume this is absolutely routine I don't know me I've never been through menopause before I know but I just probably just want to tell us what to expect and well unless unless what what well unless something showed up on my blood test it was too horrible to tell me over the phone and he wanted you here for support in case I flipped out what did the man say exactly what were his words just did he thought it would be wise for us to come in together as soon as possible that's okay here we are honey I'm sure I'm gonna be fine I hope I'd never seen Nina so unglued I wasn't used to being the calm one I didn't know what the doctor was about to tell us but nothing absolutely nothing could have prepared me for what I was about to hear gonna be all right Nina George well we ran a panel on Nina's blood Nina whatever it is I just want you to know I'm here and you can count on me okay we're going to get through this together okay so uh tell us what is it we can handle it what's wrong with her nothing nothing that won't go away in nine months kids you're gonna have a baby Nina is pregnant pregnant and who may I ask is the father George Don't George me you two-timing Mata Hari I swear we haven't done it in six weeks I haven't just felt myself lately but pregnant how could this happen Nina Dickerson where are you climbing by my name you big jerk and what do you mean we haven't done it six weeks oh please that was a stupid nothing I mean that was a moment of pure Insanity would you like to know how many moments of pure Insanity I've delivered over the last 20 years Phil look at me I'm about to be a grandfather things like this do not happen to Men My Age come on Picasso had children well into his 70s oh well you know Picasso I mean Picasso I mean it's the one guy in history who had kids into his 70s but you know he's an artist he can do anything he wants I'm just you know I'm just a regular Joe you know regular Joe's don't have have babies at my age you know I was I was just suggesting being a grandfather oh my God all right here you go Mr Banks you got your sea legs back yeah sorry about that it's just a shocked anyway thank you bye-bye I know honey me too I just God I can't believe it huh yeah well you don't think it could be like you know wrong or something dude I know it's a lot to deal with just which all right good idea okay mom's the word huh did she say mom's the word oh man this was a life curve I was not ready for grandmother has baby it was like a National Enquirer headline one would have thought nothing on Earth could have topped this moment wrong again oh wow [Music] imagine running into your here of all places this is our home away from home well I am always I'll talk a little faction no look in the mirror I said hello looking sad so I come down here at Vala Park and Bongo sure nothing is wrong Hearts your health is good oh yeah yeah we're we're good we're perfect we're healthy and nothing to report nothing at all oh thanks you forgot your prenatal vitamin and all your pamphlets on becoming a mommy again his first picture first picture done yeah and guess what what Annie's pregnant too oh no mother and daughter are driving together oh that is marvelous I love that that chick I think I'm gonna pay you he did no no frog not this time no more parties no way in o never wants to have fun George and you never change every part of it has a poop but that's if he invited you everybody has to poop at that point it was on the second chorus of every party has a pooper that I got woozy again next thing I knew we were driving through town Nina was glowing so peaceful leave you worry all the doors down [Music] [Music] it's George Nina Honey I need to know how you feel about all this sounds let's go if not I feel super about it I'm totally up for it you are definitely oh [Music] so what do you think you think we have the stamina to have a baby honey well I know I have the stamina for that part oh well that's literally talking about the rest of it like the next 18 years part and you've been telling me how old we are let's be honest I mean just because a man wears sneakers it doesn't make him a teenager I was completely kidding myself when I was working out at the gym there were 60 year olds more buff than me so we're too old for this is that what that was trying to do no it's just that I was beginning to feel like we were approaching that big parenting Finishing Line now to be all the way back at the Starting Gate not to mention we will be like the oldest parents ever at the Starting Gate I mean I mean let's face it between us we are almost 100 years old but don't get me wrong I'm into it 3M feedings and diapers and car seats and Mr Rogers and vomiting guys all right everything go okay oh so what's going on what'd the doctor say is that the TV still on the blink because I have time now I had wow you can tell me I'm a big girl well honey as it turns out my my blood tests are fine good yeah and I'm not even going for menopause I thought you were too young for that yeah so what is it do you find anything well actually he did didn't he he did find a little something he did what believe it or not your father and I we're going to have a baby we're pregnant you guys that is so unfunny I mean can you imagine that we're true I mean you couldn't be you're serious you're really pregnant I'm due September 4th Labor Day perfect timing huh you know we should go now pregnant well honey it's not something we planned sometimes these things they just happen who knew you know it was uh rainy afternoon and uh her mom and I were all alone in the house and uh one thing leads to another and the next thing you know hey Maddie at that moment I wanted to crawl into the sofa and die you old son of a gun son of a gun I wish I had a gun if it wasn't for this kid coming into our lives none of this would ever have happened [Music] oh Annie don't don't cry it's been kind of emotional lately so our kids will be what not brother and sister that's wrong no no no no no their kid will be your brother's sister and our kid's cousin no your kid's uncle or Aunt yeah but our kid will probably be more comfortable calling us grandma and grandpa just like your kid at least in front of his friends you know because let's face it we're going to be in our 50s when he's in preschool in our 60s when he graduates college but you know that'll be great to see another kid in cap and gown you know if we can still see by then now at least going to the movies that'll be economical one child two seniors thanks the kid's gonna love spending his adolescents in a retirement home at least you won't have to worry about us hearing him come in late because we won't be able to hear right exactly you're so hilarious George you're still hilarious you're so sensitive and I really appreciate you asking me how I feel about all this especially since I'm the one who's going to be having the baby you're right how do you feel about it I know how old I am George I've already been the mother of the bride but here I am at the age I am and I'm pregnant and you know I don't think that qualifies me for the Guinness Book of Records George so in answer to your question I'm very happy I'm happy and I'm feeling nervous and I'm just very much alone well anyway goodbye sweetie I've gotta go yeah and thank you so much Brian thank you do me a favor don't follow me banks no I went after her but it didn't do much good I called her but she refused to pick up the phone calling me banks was never a good sign fortunately my daughter was kind enough to put her old man up for the night [Music] but I couldn't sleep I was worried I wouldn't have what it takes but I wouldn't be the same for the next one [Music] thank you guys [Music] house I buy a house [Music] you have a problem George Mr Habib you didn't tell me you were gonna tear down the house you didn't ask because it's rendered my mind but since you obviously don't want the house I have the perfect solution sell the house back to me I still have your check here in my wallet I never even cashed it I don't think so George see I demolish house built two in each place this is a great piece of land it's not land this is my home and I'm gonna be a father again and I don't want to bring my baby home from the hospital to a condo on the beach I want to drive down that street and I want to pull into this driveway and I want to honk my horn yes yes okay I know Mr B please you see this pathway I laid these bricks with my own two hands I planted this grass I I built this fence I broke that window with a frisbee I painted these shutters don't bulldoze my memories man I'm begging you sell me back my home for how much you want to make a profit on something you own for one day yes fine little five thousand dollars do the trick George just another day ago I turned down profit of 50 000 a lot now you want to double that I consider selling back you want me to take out a loan and something I own free and clear just 24 hours ago well that is up to you George your path your offense your memory you don't know what you're asking sir I am the cheapest man alive then move aside yours because they're going to level the place we go to work come come go go comments [Music] [Music] one very close shave George yes make our place to the Happy group happy grouping very good welcome home George feels good to be back well I'm happy I could help just one last question would you mind getting your wrecking ball off my lawn oh sure anything you say George you're the boss we go move out that's right I'm the boss so all you guys get a move on get that dump truck out of here why do I quit standing on my shutters and all of you guys just pack up your stuff and hit the road until trample the pansies [Music] first thing I did was apologize to Nina then I told her I bought the new baby a present that did it 24 hours later moved back home before we knew it it was spring everything was in full bloom including the women in my life oh hi honey Annie and Nina were in their second trimesters there was no denying it now stork was not only on his way he was circling the neighborhood still trying to redeem myself I did the unthinkable I hired from to surprise the girls with a double baby shower [Applause] [Music] it was picture perfect hopped off by two surprise guests flown in for the occasion all the way from Vienna the shower Nina was showing a few of her friends the new baby's room and Frank started giving decorating tips for me you know some San Marino light still in therefore the third trimester in the Banks family began with a remodel of what we now affectionately call the baby's sweet I'll admit we got a little carried away and it wasn't even all Frank's fault although God knows I tried to blame him we were doing great right on schedule and weighing in at 128 and 132 pounds respectively we had everything you'd Expect When You're Expecting leg cramps backaches and cravings the women were worse what we didn't expect one sleepy night was an unexpected visitor [Music] hi Dad you okay I'm fine sorry when I got in a fight I got angry and got in my car and didn't know where to go did I wake mom no no no she's asleep so you wanna you know sure I can talk about it it's not you know it's fine if you don't want it it's okay because I could just make up a sofa pretzel no thanks all right here's what happened when I was leaving work today my boss calls me in tells me what a great job I'm doing and says I have as much promise as anyone she's hired since she's been at the firm then she said the gray part she said that she's been asked to select one person from My Level to be part of a design team that's going to design the New Boston Museum of Contemporary Art and she picked me that's fantastic I know I was completely thrilled plus to live in Boston I love Boston you have to move to Boston yeah I need to be there right after the baby's born by October I knew when they hired me that this was a possibility one day and Brian knew it too but now well I rush home to tell them the news and as soon as I say the word Boston his face drops I mean this is the kind of opportunity everybody dreams about and we're talking Massachusetts here not Mars so Brian doesn't want to go well he said that he understood that career-wise it was great for me but with the baby coming he figured I wouldn't want to go which is ridiculous it's like under that mellow 90s Gap ad exterior of his Beats the heart of a 1950s husband that just expects me to take a backseat to his career you said that Tom of course to which you said I was nuts and then all I meant was that with us having a new baby it just seemed like a crazy time to move to Subzero weather and a City full of strangers and that I should think of you guys and of his parents and of how moving so far away would be so hard on everyone anyway I know if anybody would understand how I felt it would be you you are the one that always told me to go for my dreams never to settle tell me am I being unreasonable to want to go because if you think I am I won't go I won't and you have to go this is not the Dark Ages we'll still see each other all the time you just be an airplane right away that's exactly what I said and wasn't Brian the one who said you were a gifted architect and didn't move anywhere you got a job yes and wouldn't you move for him if he was the one being offered the promotion and oh gosh that must be him hi hi Dad Annie I realized that that did you tell your dad sorry George I didn't mean to be so lame hey you guys go ahead it's not to me okay Annie I realized after you left that the same thing happened to me you come with me anytime anywhere I would so I'm gonna do the same for you God honey I am so sorry don't want you to ever resent me for this right I can work out of Boston just as easy as I can work out of L.A and I don't want you to ever resent me ever okay so then we're going okay baby has hiccups as I watched the kids pull out of the driveway I got an all too familiar pain in my gut the one I always got when I did something for one of the kids that fell under the heading of I did it for their own good and then I thought about baby number three 25 more years of moments like this and suddenly I was tired [Music] [Music] we'll be able to do it again I'm sure I can all right if it's wishes no problem father of the year [Music] let's wish this just goes in [Music] well we made it to July the Farmer's Almanac said it was the hottest month La had seen in over half a century Nina was four weeks from her due date and Annie was two days past hers Frank and his crew were working around the clock to have the baby's room ready by D-Day life was hectic especially once Annie moved in Brian was called to an emergency meeting in Japan and since Annie's doctor assured us that the baby was at least another week away Brian took the red eye to Tokyo and left Annie in our care so there I was living with two extremely pregnant women during the worst heat wave of the century Annie and Nina dealt with the heat by adding extra air conditioners to the house turning our home into the only igloo in San Marino how are we doing girls [Music] sure yeah George George dropped that pillow up under my foot would you please here we go here we go lemonade thank you yes scratch my left ankle my mission was to keep them calm and comfortable I tied their shoes massaged their backs painted their toenails and went to every imaginable takeout restaurant in the city gotta go get dinner George [Music] turn the air conditioner air conditioning up on your way out it's stifling in here oh boy uh now you all have my beeper number just in case [Music] yo here we go dinner time dinner time all right Thai noodles with chicken white meat that's me oh yeah let's see um bagels and cream cheese thanks Dad all right now where's that where's Dad as the days Roll by and nothing happens the tension Mountain I found myself watching Annie as if she were a time bomb ouch oh you see-h okay it works oh that's 20 points every night we laid out our clothes so we could grab them in a hurry we were like firefighters ready to jump at the first alarm [Music] foreign it's about that time all right everybody stay calm okay okay now I've mapped out the various routes of the hospital we can uh oh just uh what time is it it's uh all right it's 11 36 11 36. all right so that would be 11 36 Plan F uh route B we can be there in 17 minutes Annie don't worry we got everything under control what is this what am I wearing my blouse [Music] what happened oh my sorry false alarms [Music] we got home just as the sun came up the girls fell right to sleep as I headed off to work [Music] and oddly enough knowing Frank was at the house made me feel better although I have no idea what he did there all day [Music] right and now with an attitude [Music] now let's up thank you [Music] Mom Dad look at it what flavor no flavor this is it good I didn't even get undressed this time where's my chart [Music] dad keys you think I could tell the difference between labor pains and indigestion yeah I'm really sorry Mom really mom I understand honey you know I think oh boy I think I just gotta I'm gonna lie down here just for a sec I'm gonna go catch a few links before I oh dad review for camp come on at this point I hadn't slept in 48 hours have a good day at work George yeah Dad good night [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] whoops I caught a cold from your house on George hurry up tired to kavika the baby Swift is finished think of it Bobby after today I'm out of your heart did we come in on budget close enough George close enough now close those aisles oh I don't know Frank drumroll if you please okay open up foreign [Music] [Music] maybe you open it after I leave that good is our parents he loves it cooked she wants to give you a break she's been cooking up a storm all day and it's freezing good job what about the George you look a little pooped I haven't slept in three days I try to sleep at work but I keep thinking any minute one of them is going to go into labor and I just end up totally buy it trust me I know the feeling and you know how I spell relief I swear by them oh no no no I don't take sleeping pills oh George you'll need your rust you do what if they need you and you are walking into walls love me I never take pills myself neither but sometimes I need to last so I think about the clothes and I wake up a new man refreshed and replenished and roaring to go just you know that keep them they're very mild Miley you thank me you'll see yeah [Music] I'm so happy that you like the room George next to me at dinner okay hi Dad hey Maddie how was Camp good good and how you feeling great Brian's coming home tomorrow don't think we'll see any action tonight the don't think so dad hey honey how you feeling oh good fine went to the doctor today and and right on schedule three weeks here it goes dad what are you taking well that hadn't been sleeping so well lately so I thought I'd take a couple of very mild sleeping pills please pass the rules dad what George George I never saw anything like it he said pass the rules by the time I passed him he was gone George George 11th oh my God George George he's not dead mom he just took two sleeping pills he took them both you gave him sleeping pills well he said he could not sleep but the two vastly kids like goodbye George see you next Thursday that way to me you know Matthew how many got them into little office can I help in some ways let me then can do it on three we lived Matthew okay one two and we go wow drop that boy on me am I moving oh yes okay oh [ __ ] yeah is he breathing yes breathing and drooling there you go mom anyway I've never heard of it are they prescriptions not yet they're from my country they're not exactly legal that taught me there are no funny side attacks I've been taking them for years oh I can't be fun don't you worry mom would be so fine why are you taking his pulse jacket pulse oxidant see he's fine he's gonna sleep like a little alarm Nina what no this is it I'm not kidding this time are you sure yes I'm gonna have this baby tonight all right Brock Brock we need you to drive us to the hospital I'm too big to get behind the wheels we need you could you drive us to the hospital they have no problem good can I drive no don't they come please quick you're gonna be the grand Papa oh George don't do this I am not a husband I am not the father I'm not the 911 rise and shine big whitehead man all right [Music] that's all not a clip right left nothing [Music] they're almost there [Music] changes through this is [Music] football [Music] wrong way [Applause] [Music] right turn here possibility Department doing hang in there just hurry please [Music] all right [Music] [Applause] hey man what's with that face huh is that supposed to be me hey you got a problem loser they have no problem with nobody just leave us alone leave two alone what are you a tree yes very good the number they look at that hey that's a nice Action Man what planet are you from huh about the planet the planet of not wanting to die if I am driving yeah [Music] all right now just breathe in and out breathe slowly yes thank you I did I've just not used all these Holland bosses she was talking to my sister oh [Music] it's [ __ ] all by himself thank you certainly happening this is it now strong yeah I'm gonna go upstairs with Annie to meet her doctor showing what you and Maddie to get George some coffee and then I'll meet you in the waiting room all right no problem I have the chair for the prostate exam Mr blemish he'll be out in a sec he's in the John oh Mr Lemon you all ready you doing okay yeah I think so the contraction's about five minutes okay hold on Miss Jerry's gonna meet you're gonna need a tattoo no no I'm fine definitely okay [Music] I don't know he was just here bring him on in are you ready [Music] excuse me dude I know you come on keep breathing it's almost over almost okay the worst is over almost gone honey you did it real good and back from the bed oh God you're up that you're not going to go to the cafeteria for some Coca-Cola how you doing okay so far so good we call Brian and he checked out of his hotel but nobody knows where he is and Dr Brooks wait a minute oh hang on Dr Brooks kid broke her arm at Camp so we had to fly to Maine this morning Dr Brooks is in Maine yeah hey Annie I'm Dr Eisenberg I see how you're doing here okay okay I'll be filling in for Dr Brooks today and your Annie's oh parents you're uh you're you're you're you're you're gonna uh actually uh yes I am Annie actually everything looks real good here so I'm just gonna check now to see what kind of progress you're making okay okay we'll wait outside Nina this is this is no good we got to get another doctor she looks younger than Annie do you have any changes no George anyway Dr Brooks said she's absolutely fantastic Nina this is our daughter we're talking about what if something goes wrong I mean how much experience could she have six months out of medical school did you see the name on her tag Megan yeah real doctor is named Megan I mean how many babies could she have delivered two actually 341. not counting the two I delivered and he's doing great now the contractions are still irregular but they're getting kind of intense so it could take just a few more hours so just um just remind her now to relax between contractions okay you're going somewhere oh just down the hall Mr Banks oh hey you're wearing Sidekicks oh don't you love them they're all I wear yeah me too yeah well they're the best so when's your baby due Mrs Banks uh are you okay oh no I feel fine it's just uh I have this funny pain it's kind of sharp you're almost 40 weeks uh oh here's another one okay let's go across the hall see what's going on no no no oh no I'm perfectly fine really I'd feel much better really if you let me take a look and Mr Banks can stay with Annie oh I'll be right back okay don't worry honey bye she's young so what so are you doesn't mean you couldn't design a skyscraper laughs just tell me when it's over will you okay you're doing great just breathe in a breathe out breathe out okay worst is over you sure absolutely coming down way down it's almost over down to nothing okay that was short but horrible Annie can I steal your dad for a second yeah you hanging in there save my seat I will hurry Mr Banks your wife is in labor very funny where is she she's putting on a gown and getting hooked up to a fetal monitor no no no my my daughter's in labor my son-in-law's not here and my wife is the solid one the rule are you sure we have a lot of false alarms in our family her cervix is already dilated five centimeters now the way she's going your baby could be born before your grandchild now I'm okay I can handle this can you okay why don't you go congratulate Mrs Banks and I'll check on Annie you know it's pretty cool actually if they both deliver before midnight they'll have the same birthday Eisenberg women are my life I know nice timing I know how Zan well she's doing good how about you oh George I haven't packed my bag we haven't even practiced that Le Mans stuff yet it's just oh you're having a contraction are you okay just promise me promise me you'll stay with Annie George she needs you you know I will we're gonna have a baby tonight amazing you know we haven't even locked in on any names yet okay now I was thinking Megan if it's a girl and Frank if it's a boy Frank bunks it's got kind of a continental ring to it don't you think can't you see him walking around the house with his little ass George go check on Annie tell her I'm fine all right oh boy just are really coming fast honey let go go I'm fine and oh check on Maddie honey and George George I don't know what I was gonna say [Music] okay okay well uh you're not gonna believe this he's not in labor she is actually oh my God this is so light I'll get it I'll get it no no you just I got you okay go to Mom I'll be fine the Iceman arrives there we go more guys really Dad I can handle this now you stay with Mom well she did say she wanted some ice I could take this tour and be back in two seconds the fox didn't get that an updates [ __ ] you just you just don't worry I'm not going anywhere oh this is very good okay crunk I need you buddy I'm here buddy anything bad well I need you to help me can you hang in here with me of course I will hang till I hear those babies cry I don't know about Hondurans I'll keep doing that you know that well I thought you could stay with Annie good then I could check on Nina fine then maybe we can switch Yeah George the bonding here aren't we I think we are Frank someone's buzzing me awful bad in here go on dog food I'm on the case George I think I'm almost there yeah Dad don't go too far we may need you Dad Dad we're moving her into delivery I'm ready let's do it dead [Music] doctor oh my God what's wrong Nina your contractions are really close together and the baby's just not handling it as well as we'd like the baby's heart rate is dropped now we're gonna watch it carefully and if it doesn't go back up in a couple of minutes I want to do a C-section and get the baby out Mr Banks I'm concerned your wife's going to need to be delivered in the next few minutes and obviously I can't be in two places at once right everything's going beautifully with Annie her labor is progressing very well I'd like to turn her over to the chief resident I have complete confidence in him I just feel that it's more important that I stay with your wife is that okay with you fine if the baby's heart rate doesn't go up how long does it take to once I get her in the operating room I can have the baby out in 60 seconds if I have to we're still okay we're in labor in room number four okay get Dr Wagner [Music] dad is Mom okay she's fine don't worry okay hi Annie I'm Dr Wagner hi hold on we're almost there [Music] Brian penny [Music] I hope he's the husband he is how'd you know we were here oh my God's house I saw the tray of onion lasagna I'm so glad America two slow down kids this is our stuff [Music] got it [Music] I don't see enough of an improvement Nina let's get you delivered Pat we're on our way okay Nina what if she doesn't get the baby on time she will excuse me hey you know what I was thinking about what I was thinking about our first date oh yeah when you showed up an hour late for oh actually I wasn't an hour late yes you were George you showed up as I was playing away from the restaurant well it's not exactly what happened actually I got there on time I told you this never didn't remember you told me I'd know you because I'll be wearing that red turtleneck and I just stood in the window and I watched you walk to that booth in the back incredibly be afraid to go in and I and I just stood there sip your water and talk to the waiter and I just fell off when you left I watched you get in your VW Bug and I saw your hair blowing out the side of the window and he started to drive off and I just got afraid I'd never see you again that's what I almost ran you thanks for marrying me Nina we're ready [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] he's so cute I'm seven pounds nine ounces how's Nina still waiting yeah I guess I better get back okay okay it's wonderful give Annie a kiss for me I will I'm a grandfather Mr Banks I have someone that I'd like you to meet foreign it's a girl I love girls that's Nina she's excellent she did beautifully and that's was just the most beautiful baby ever born perfect oh would you tell Nina she has a grandson I will congratulations and thanks my pleasure hey hi you gotta see him and he says he looks just like you wow that's yours she's a daughter oh this is beautiful [Music] [Music] it was at that moment with my daughter in one arm and my grandson and the other that I realize life isn't going to get much better than this [Music] [Music] [Music] before we knew it two months had passed It's Time to Say Goodbye [Music] that's it hi Mom honey welcome to Dad okay I'll try me hug George goodbye okay hi George can I hold up yeah sure okay well goodbye bye okay see you George we'll call you bye Megan call me okay and maybe your nephew's mother but I'm still your big sister here I got her a going away present hey okay better get going if you're gonna get to Phoenix before dark okay well remember if you're ever up for 3am feeding it'll be six in Boston so no don't hesitant hey wait a minute I haven't had a chance to kiss my grandson goodbye hey buddy I got you I gotcha we are named well George don't let the other kids tease you it's a good solid name his last name's not zinkman is it no oh good oh oh he got me do it again oh [Music] I guess we gotta go I'll take George bye don't forget to buckle your seat belt okay Dad you too Brian I will Dad so we'll talk to you tonight and it's hard to see at the rear view so go slow and let people pass you we wrote that take care [Music] [Music] okay okay what okay let's finish your science project let's get a jump on it then huh [Music] foreign [Music] I don't look too old to be your father do I already laughing at me what took you so long hey I can teach you that I can teach you all kinds of tricks how to pass behind your back how to sink at shooting backwards I taught your big sister I can teach you Megan you want to see the court I can't seen it yet we got lights and everything we can play at night one on one just you and me [Music] grab