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Prologue: San Romero High School is the BEST! oh my God that happen gross back off no [Music] yes seriously dude what the hell and on my birthday too like I'm not already late enough gross stupid Undead [Music] douchebag OMFG [Music] [Applause] [Music] go this is so irritating [Music] wow [Music] [Applause] sweet zombies do poop [Applause] [Music] no for me sorry hold it hold it right there you zombie jerks I'll help [Applause] you I'm sorry awesome I'm still alive pretty zombie medals thanks kid really great work indeed you can get anyone else out look out incoming whoa zombies suck dick at driving [Music] [Music] your license should be revoked bro I'll rip out your taint oh great this isn't going to be as easy as I thought hey Herve don't be looking out my skirt just don't move I'll take care of him no big whoop [Music] [Music] who am I great see one more I got it all right the best calories we got to them a watch out come on get away from me hold on I'm coming [Music] [Music] my favorite President is Warren G Harding [ __ ] off get away it's so rad to save somebody's life well we got these ones but I see a whole group of these Undead bastards incoming meet me up ahead standing up AR my gra resurrected stay away no s keep keep going [ __ ] off get away po it woohoo [Music] [Applause] because I'm going to give it to [Music] you Fe this for suckers yay your go you know what hit hit me 1 2 3 4 yeah fantastic job kid glad you made it pilot dude where the police hold on it's too dangerous I'll meet you in the Square [Music] [Applause] oh no he crashed over by the school and is probably [Music] dead just a [Music] second hey it's Mom Juliet hope you're taking care of yourself don't do anything stupid okay wow now is the perfect time to do some [Music] [Music] shopping my get out of my way I'm in a hurry [Music] all right [Music] sweet T my CH all right [Music] [Music] ooh I don't have this one no need to come [Applause] out let me [ __ ] your father looking good cool yay pop it it's a party your go OMG okay cool [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] yay hey a stay back get off no no zomb is not dead please move I'm in a [Music] hurry ready go [Music] de contaminate de contaminate hey respect people's property [Music] [Music] and [Music] this now this [Music] [Music] T my CH oh Nick please be okay Nick Nick are you here it's okay to come out Nick oh please please Juliet I'm so hungry [ __ ] [Music] are you okay Juliet yes I are you I uh I uh one bit me just a little bit I I don't know what that means what does that mean huh oh no it can't be I feel it in me I'm going to become one huh mhm I [ __ ] I'm screwing up your birthday aren't I I'm sorry Juliet I I don't want to [ __ ] up your birthday my birthday don't worry about that that's the dumbest thing ever listen I know it's stupid we just started getting serious but I wanted you to know I know I've never said it or anything but I I kind of sort of you know love you oh I [ __ ] love you oh Nick no there's something we can try it's the only chance we have to save you Juliet what the [ __ ] I love you too baby [Music] Stage 1: What Happened to San Romero High? Nick Nick Julia what am I okay uh yeah basically I feel okay I feel good Julia I'm not a zombie not at all what oh no I had to God oh [ __ ] God where's my [ __ ] body oh [ __ ] don't get mad I didn't know what to do how am I still alive how am I still talking without a [ __ ] thorax I performed uh a magical ritual on your head it was really hard and I don't mean to be a jerk but I think maybe just a little bit of appreciation is an order if I didn't chop off your head the Venom would have totally seeped into your brain and turned you into a zombie Juliet how how do you know how to perform a magical ritual on my decapitated head um well uh um there's some stuff I didn't tell you before okay I didn't want you to think I was weird I'm kind of sort of I what uh Juliet don't know how to say it exactly zombies zombies come here to kill us now I'm a zombie hunter what oh [ __ ] don't hate me [Music] ah oh come on what the [ __ ] is going on here hey this is making me dizzy we'll pick up some ant acids later Nick right now we have to kill these [Applause] [Music] guys another stupid zombie [Applause] a something exploded what the hell was that hey it's Mr Fitz Gibbon GI this kind of math sucks [Music] uh-oh wowow [Music] sweet take out [Music] what's this a bomb that's royally effed up that's some whack [ __ ] [Music] leave me alone get away [Music] help woohoo [ __ ] yeah cool it's a party perfect your [Music] goal [Music] awesome all we are all [Music] [Applause] [Music] animal let's go hang out after school I'm [Music] drooling yay Ked it stop it always the war from CRA I tell you by is aore I just can't take it anymore feel like I [ __ ] up my math test I need help hey it's Mr fitg again he gave me a d last week kill [Music] him zom T my te [Music] I've got [Music] [ __ ] always [ __ ] I think that zombie seriously had Dynamite strapped to it why would somebody do that [Music] stay back get [Applause] off wa that was close that'll make the 5:00 news [Music] this zombie might work hey Nick we need to break through that wall can you give me a hand uh yeah right I don't have a hand to give well not yet but that spell I cast on you gives you some magical powers what like maybe I can connect you to this zombie body and you can temporarily use it huh just like this two three four wao wao is wao this feels weird I'm blue and stuff Nick look if I use this ticket I can totally use your cool Powers whatever [Music] dude y this [Music] out I wonder what they have I found something check this out there it is there it is this out there it there it is found that's it that's [Music] it there it is there it is there it is there it is that's it that's it let's go help [Music] help all right your [Music] goal OMG [Applause] Looking Good Inc you're late [Music] Juliet where's my great those jerks trapped Us in here how lame okay and that says it all [Music] here's the pop from thanks a lot kill the chair with you what's the deal dude zombie cop [ __ ] [Music] lame a zombie with a gun no fair bar get the back dying hurts so bad [Music] [Music] no Mak it m weak oh man their bodies are wrapped with bombs we need to hit them and run away before they explode fun oh my God what the heck is this [Applause] [Music] [Music] no yay oh my God [Music] those zombies totally pulled my underwear out my butt wa oh watch out [Music] it's a party do it your goal all right man oh man pop [Music] it look what those jerks to do our school yeah but it does get me out of my calculus homework on Friday J feels good to be back come what's wrong with you I'll be back for you uncool [ __ ] come [Music] baby eny me enough here I [Music] come yeah [ __ ] awesome hoay for [Applause] me okay [ __ ] yes [Music] wait I got video I'm going to post this [ __ ] on [Music] YouTube stop that's a dudey stranded us and he's getting what he deserves but we can't just let them all die Nick or we could oh I screwed up again [Music] yay ready okay UND we play go die zom scum yes if it bleeds I can kill it [Music] Julia where are we going I need to find morawa Sensei he'll know what to do who's that morawa Sensei he's my Sensei a Sensei like a teacher I didn't know you spoke Japanese Nick well I I can't speak Japanese Juliet I just know that one word a your simple innocence is one of the most attractive things about you uh yeah you're like a kitten a kitten that doesn't speak Japanese yeah okay [Music] there's something else written it says zombie basketball time limit 3 minutes you lose and blam so delicious all what the game's already started zombie basketball time you're killing of zombies how many points can you rack up [Applause] lay up to dead you [Music] lay up the de you OMG lay up to dead you [Music] [Music] [Music] lay UPS a dead you wow what a turnaround the zombies are getting slaughtered incredible game Juliet can't wait to see you in action again where's that voice coming from [Music] [Applause] [Music] Mommy we need to get out of here I make this [Music] [Music] I'm rock and roll [Music] don't be late kill him before he blows up hey I had biology in here i dissected a frog oh dead frog gross that's [Applause] gross oh man don't these dudes ever stop coming [Music] W 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Nick moov very slow Nick move cor and dangerous dangerous ping power hey it's dead star Skin Hutch you guys have no respect for the badge I'm going to f you [Music] up done and done [Music] zomes T [Music] my now I done your homework already the very best kindat [Music] [Music] OMG [Music] a [Music] [Applause] did you do your [Music] homework are you all right quit opening and closing the door dude y I found a new virus again and again with the door it's irritating awesome now this wash your hands right [Music] y y [Music] [Music] God I love shopping I found something there it is there It [Music] is [Music] [Music] Well Sensei H judet one moment please [Applause] [Music] he Juliet it looks like you've really gotten ahead in [Laughter] life my teacher morawa Sensei is the most amazing veteran zombie hunter ever oh correct I have studied the zomboid Sciences for 40 years listen both of you the school is in dire trouble my research tells me that something has gone wrong on a cosmic scale that's a massive bummer that completely sucks let me show you the universe is composed of three dimensions the land beyond words the rotten world and our Dimension Earth there are dimensional walls between each using a combination of bra magic and explosives someone CR the wall between Earth and rotten world and the gases of rotten world seeped into our world your friends and fellow students inhal these gases which transformed them into the undead well whoever did this could be trying to open a permanent gate between here and a rocken world which would be catastrophic unfortunately once they have become zombies there is no return all we can do is clean up the school kill the other Undead and stop the bumber that is our mission the bomber is either in the cafeteria downstairs or the courtyard you destroy the zombies in the cafeteria I shall look in the courtyard I'm counting on you both kill the [ __ ] yes sensei check check 1 2 3 it's party time [ __ ] Perfect pop it happy Birthday happy Birthday J time to B yay excellent we [Music] [Music] strawberry is my favorite okay well that was a crappy party wow dumbest most explus birthday cake ever don't they [Music] fire do not let the fire zombies touch the dynamite [Applause] whoever is behind this knows my birthday we must be friends on [Music] Facebook you guys touching and exploding would so put a damper on my [Music] [Applause] birthday y [Music] [Music] yeah oh man this majorly sucks [Music] [Music] [Music] baby keep the fire zombies away from that dumb cake awesome all right hey the [Music] [ __ ] keep the fire zombies away from that dumb [Music] cake Mommy [Laughter] oh yeah Magna genocide [Laughter] baby hey I recognize that guy he went to school with us he's the one planning to open the gate between here and rotten world I have to stop him oh man there's nothing more hysterical to me than watching this world burn this world this government this Society made my life a hell well now everyone is going to know a life hell forever why did you do this to my school what you didn't have time to clean out your locker Juliet hey leave her alone wait till I get my hands on you dude uh uh I mean uh malicious Lords I invoke your dark Forces in declaring myself God of this realm as the pawn is present may your ritual commence and may the dark purveyors appear now Bingham tell Lor sash Sensei this world makes me want to PUK you're the one who called us here yeah that's right I'm your new master and I demand you initiate the pawn into the ritual and rot every living thing in the school along the way I did it all right guys time for you to rock this entire school and everyone in it I think I this kid fck how could you do this to Sensei [Music] [Applause] morawa what are you laughing at [ __ ] let the ritual commence let's play piss off oh hell yeah [Applause] I'm rock zombie dead welcome to the MOs you zombie hun slee yeah wow I'm going to watch your bra back literally no one told me we're going to have to deal with giant letters that My Chemical Romance want to be as destroy oh love that song teenager have you heard that that's not important now Nick we have to kill this guy what do you think about this for catchphrase I'm going to kill you a lot I think you can do better I'll rest my guitar with your int his voice is Mega irritating how do you like going to be he made a stage from the cars at San Romero oh my God total waste of a [Music] Volvo welcome to the Big Show [Music] [ __ ] what a douchebag quit destroying [ __ ] for no reason my head going to explode get out of my way time to get hard you Zombie h [Music] SL OMG [Music] Juliet you're kind of hot when you kick [Music] ass probably took him 3 hours to spike his Mohawk this morning needy much [Applause] you're ass is mine I love the smell of almost dead Che leader in the morning yeah woo torturing small animals what kind of whack job waterboards Chip and Dale that makes Skyliners here like the most uncoolest dude [Music] ever hit his ass hard [Music] yes that's what I'm talking about you think that hurts me I just [ __ ] a little ha yeah nice Green Day button collection speakers your Mohawk looks like a rooster thingamabob [Music] dirty destroy the speakers the your nice leather vest I mean seriously it's actually kind of nice destroy the speakers [ __ ] bring it on Julia let's [ __ ] up that [Music] speaker me on stage for a death J kill this [ __ ] guy [Music] Juliet oh [ __ ] oh that one actually hurt a little [ __ ] [Music] Juliet give this dude a new [ __ ] on his [Music] forehead he's trying to kill us [ __ ] giant letter [ __ ] [Music] [Music] Fu I'm not done screaming yet this really hurts man jeez so emo [Music] Juliet you did it Mr moral you managed to purify one of the dark purveyors yes look at this Zed was only the weakest of the dark purveyors but the other four are here rotting the school by now they've probably transformed all your fellow students into Undead the school is probably filled with zombies Sensei Mr morawa judet and Nick I have faith you can stop them all humans must die as I must now do Sensei no don't leave oh I have this for you Juliet happy birthday Juliet you were always my favorite pupil sensei [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh my gosh thanks s chainsaw Dash now that's a sweet Stage 2: Thunder at San Romero High! ride Juliet I'm not sure I can do this just being aead but there's a lot of cool things about being ahead first of well I can put you in a bag and sneak you into movies for free all that hardly makes up for carpel tunnel syndrome you're immune and it's totally cool I'm like the only girl with a decapitated head for a boyfriend I don't want to be a fashion accessory Juliet this is my life I is that rain uh-oh [Music] [Music] hello [Music] screenings lots of tasty treats for you here e you [Music] I'm guessing a Giant floating Viking ship is not a good thing another dark purveyor oh my gosh that's my big sister Cordelia who my big sister Cordelia she's a zombie hunter too really hey Cordelia can you hear me hey what what's up Juliet hey Cordelia what's up see you in a few right now I'm going to go kick some zombie ass oh yeah I almost forgot happy birthday can't hear you happy birthday God I'm happy I don't have a bladder I I'd be pissing myself right now 10 10 butt [ __ ] check out this new trick Nick it's called the chainsaw Dash wait stop it makes me dizzy ah watch the eyes it pop [Music] it where you now most importantly I want to find my birthday present my sister dropped secondly I want to save my sister's life well you have your priority straight I know yay let's get to the roof of the school and find that Bloody boat oh my God that's [Music] impressive explosions are such a cliche my spal he hey a man our quarterback's a zombie kill him [Music] anyway my CH me call that can do it yeah I play short this M Hey look it's the world series of [Music] lame I hate when everyone turns into zombies but it's also kind of fun cuz I get to do stuff like jump on a fire track it is fun it makes me forget that most of my friends are [Music] dead yum [Music] be careful Juliet this place is falling apart time to shop I found something there it is there it [Music] is let's [Music] go no [Music] going to be fine ma'am whoa It's like backra rabies hold on victim dude I'm coming to help what's your favorite color Nick blue no green awesome I love learning about you [Music] [Music] time down I'm going to fist my ass with your head all these small fires are dangerous but kind of atmospheric and romantic don't you think Nick yeah but I think we need to stay focused I know was it like I was going to make out out with you or something I didn't know what you [Music] meant do you want to have babies someday Nick I think that's rather irrelevant considering my situation I don't know we could take a skin sample and put in a Petri dish and use magic to grow a baby well maybe cool there's a 50% chance it will be a [Music] cannibal I'll show you battle ass yay incredible cool [Music] looking good doing it your goal let's pop you on this one awesome Nick you're the best four let me take care of this Juliet I'll just raise my fist and yeah that used magic so how long have you been a zombie hunter forever I killed my first zombie at 6 months old with a sharpened rattle we're here to help you you're going to be [ __ ] I saved the cat from [Music] a that's the parachute from cordelia's [Music] present shopping just makes me feel better about myself time for chainsaw Dash again drive carefully okay woohoo loving it cool [Music] Juliet you have to be [Music] careful I'll show you another trick since they taught me Nick it's called The Big J hold on hold on with [Music] what zombie basketball time your killing of zombies how many points can you rack up you're hoger by Glory it seems like a onesided game cool I'm great at basketball let's put the round thing in the goal post Nick that's a basket [Music] Nice Shot s where' all those rainbow thingies when you cut a zombie in half come from from awesome three points nice shot fantastic 1 minute left three points three points three points three points three points three points three points three points three points wow what a turnaround the zombies are getting slaughtered incredible game Juliet can't wait to see you in action again [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] another big jump hold on with your teeth Nick okay big jump woohoo sorry [Music] running zombies ah [ __ ] stupid yeah what kind of idiot would come up with that give me money [Music] [Applause] where are my beautiful [Music] grandchildren ready go I'm dying and really [Music] fat what the dick is going on with all this crazy stuff what the dick my new phrase I invented do you like it we are great G decapitate u y oh no my squad has joined the zombies God AG used to be so hot now she has an intestine coming out of her vagina oh holy we better get out of here okay that was sad killing my friends but also so fun girls in Kenya have big butts oh my God Easter [Music] egg I we need another [Music] tampon go pop it [Music] impressive time to shop I found something that's it that's [Music] it Juliet it's c just a tip sis but you're moving around too much as you hunt Zombies From a Distance use your homing attack when they get close Rush In For the Kill it's kind of common Hunter knowledge but you [Music] [Music] know Nick it would be really cool if I could implant an MP3 player in your forehead a boyfriend and an iPod all in one more room in my purse you realize that's completely degrading right oh well run feels great to have legs again even if they are really slow 6 7 8 9 10 oh my God Nick that was so hot big jump Wooh I hate [Music] this they're right that lightning doesn't strike twice it strikes like 18 times more fir Fighters took the rescue we'll rescue everyone I feel like singing It's Raining Men that would be funny nick time to kill these efforts out of my head oh what a terrible way to die eat it [Music] up yay my PR what do you think it is Nick well I hope it's a torso and legs and stuff not a [Music] [Music] dick I see the ship [Music] nice jump oh I can't wait for you to shoot the [ __ ] out of stuff with this Cordia is like the best big sister ever chain zombie baseball aim and shoot at the approaching zombies can you score a winning Home Run the game starts with the home team losing by an overwhelming amount of [Music] runs R you shot him instead of throwing a ball at him that's hilarious ah sweet shot shot him instead of throwing a ball at him that's hilarious sweet shot bottom of the ninth Juliet Starling at bat looks like they want a play ball here I go wooo you're not getting the way of my Nick yeso I'll t Williams your face here go [Music] woo yeah awesome [Music] neat yeah yes R neat yeah [Music] awesome check out that form yeah one point I'm loving it cool what does does mean all right [ __ ] yes po it [Music] neat yeah awesome neat yeah [Music] H check out that form wo yeah one point okay I should have been team [Music] captain yay [Music] we H the Party [Music] Perfect yeah yay [Music] gu wow amazing pop it awesome wo yes woohoo yeah [Music] cool yes Victory looks like zombie baseball has its own Babe Ruth and she's a real babe I should do this all day but I think we better move on yeah I guess we should find my sister I think the ship went over to the school's unrealistically gigantic swimming pool totally let's go Juliet mom can you believe Cordelia wants to buy a motorcycle there's no way those things are death traps bad enough your dad has one and the same goes for [Music] you God I love [Music] shopping well Cordelia what Juliet there's something on you no Cordelia that's just my boyfriend Nick oh hey Cordelia how's it going hey he's cute thanks ouch the whole nobody thing is cool I wouldn't have to worry about gaining weight food would just fall out of my neck OMG then it wouldn't be as gross and fat as I am now I don't want shoot food falling out of my neck that's [Applause] [Music] disgusting eyes onward for the victory Juliet execute maneuver 54v right 1 2 3 good luck Sis and you too cute head boyfriend whose name I forget if it isn't the Pirates of The Jerk cofan you've got a lot of Galls sitting foot on me ship Ste bar getting a little seasi [Music] all right boys yir let's cut this bit into bite-sized chump I'm going to use her F to make a ha and use her spine as a back [Music] scratcher let's show her the Viking way we are breing short and St we like to drat and [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] lightning is always freak me out oh you got a lot of G little girl don't tell me that it this shit's getting weird I feel the power of the Gods in me blood [Music] [Music] yes it's time finish him no impossible I can't be me my little girl I'm a warrior I hear Viking brains are good for the complexion [Music] no stop what this bites my non-existent Stage 3: O'Bannon Farm balls I think this is it's some sort of farm I bet any minute another one of those stupid dark praders is going to show up totally buming our worlds don't you think Nick Nick Nick Nick where are you right here Juliet what happened I saved you I was feeling so ineffective just being aead and all I thought it would be better to just go for the Gusto you know get Undead the whole deal no how can this be happening oh no no what out watch out I can't stop it Rosalind who my little sister let me guess she's also a freaking zombie hunter Hey Juliet I came to save you something's wrong with this bus oh it's really irritating is that a new purse wait it's your boyfriend he's a decapitated head [ __ ] me that's the coolest thing ever I almost hit a bird look out [Applause] uh hi Roslin [ __ ] sorry it's not my fault this bus is [ __ ] up Rosland this is Nick wow it's cool what does the bottom of it look like can you see the spine sticking out yuck awesome it makes me throw up uh yeah nice meeting you too it talks it scares me and I love it your family's kind of uh energetic huh do you smell that something fishy is going on no no way this is all totally normal the brakes aren't working no hey guys don't worry I'm cool I've got it all under control oh [ __ ] balls I almost forgot happy birthday [Applause] Juliet this doesn't seem right I guess we should follow that bus huh wow rosin must have seen this on my Amazon Wish List Nick popper I can shoot your head with this what wow I love the way crunchy leaves feel under my feet who Old McDonald has a farm eii crops cook the grass it needs water and it's infested with zombies woohoo build it sweet [Music] pretty cool I'm glad I just so happened to wear my zombie fighting underwear today what Sensei morawa said wearing cotton underwear with little teddy bears or Hearts is best for doing battle he'd make me wear them to every class I'm so creeped out right now [Music] [ __ ] muffins I can't get it to [Laughter] stop they're attacking roslin's bus wait wait wait wait no no no ah this is awful but hilarious oh no I hope rosin's all right we better go helper Juliet what's this [Music] then this place is freaking me out my not heart is beating million miles an hour cool a headless body hey s me on that sucker team I always appreciated your rock hard butt Juliet but it's kind of hurting the back of my skull shut up Nick I know you're just being ironic because of my ginormous ass yes one yes two this is the most disgusting Farm ever 5 6 7 8 9 10 yeah what you say Nick kill what you say Nick play Abomination put your corination yay and up you go babe hey quit coping a feel with your disgusto zombie hands I don't want a finger falling off in my [Music] butt what the K's up to how's the horses another layo bomber zombie OMG pretty [Music] cool I got emids oh you're the fattest zombie I've ever seen oh wait sorry I didn't mean to be insensitive die zomes CH my CH I'm ding bad as [ __ ] you know to return back to Forever hey that dude seems a little too intimate with those chickens if you know what I mean you mean he has sex with them vomit oh well one 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 yo got this everything up until now was kind of fun but this is seriously creeping me out hello the memories of this place are going to ruin the smell of cow [ __ ] for me forever [ __ ] yeah po it [Music] [Music] pretty cool what does gooo mean I think it means like hey what's up perfect cool oh [Music] man where's the mag ner huh wow I really hope your sister isn't dead why are you saying that Nick sorry time to shop check this out barel where's a chicken [Music] yay get off my pH oh man I was just thinking I wish there was some flying zombies around here why were you thinking that they're trying to kill us I was being precious oh I'll take care of them Nick what happened to my [Music] [Music] [Music] legs hey it's Mom Juliet you never going to believe Rosland bought a bus Yes you heard right a bus why would anyone want to what's wrong with that sister of [Music] yours I'm kind of having a cool thought we could take a couple of zombies and then put them in a wrestling ring and make them fight to death and take bats that's inhumane Nick come on it be funny [Music] hello Roslin get out of the box quick qu trying to kill Roslin you jerks get off myter [Music] finally Rosland get out of the bus come on Rosland where are you Rosland wait are you still on the bus wait why is she driving she's going to knock your head off that would be so sweet we'd match Roslin stop damn that was close Blaster pleas tell Blaster damn that was close Blaster damn that was close damn that was close Chaw blaster later after we kill all the zombies let's come back to this farm and ride the cows you're going to ride a cow don't be racist against cows Nick knock us off the bus what is she doing she's probably [Music] just who was that I don't know but there's something fishy going on here check out that mushroom [Music] [Music] okay oh [Music] man what where where are we I'm dizzy Juliet I oh man it's like some weird Giant Egg [Music] [Music] [Music] that [Music] [Music] damber Barrow get the back Rosland are you all [Music] [Music] right this Tri over again H they say you reap what you sew and I want to sew zombie guts go Juliet go shut up grass awesome I don't know what's going on but this is a [Music] blast you're kicking ass Juliet you ever had a space cake Juliet M A dingdong yes no no like like a pot brownie no way I would never do drugs me neither gross right I have no idea what a space cake is like it totally Doesn't Remind me of the way I feel right now at all [Music] [Music] h oh what the dick where are we now oh gotat there's no other way we have to keep chugging going forward awesome [Music] [Applause] don't worry about the smell I just [ __ ] myself don't worry about this peing on the crops [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah want some grub my sister's acting so strange which makes her normal considering it's your family all right man oh man your goal [Music] pretty [Music] cool another store yay I wonder what they have well B job lter ready go I wish I had my GP he has to find that bus [Music] what's now [Music] it's my sense of direction is [Music] terrible toally check it out ready okay UND we play yeah sweet kick out hoay for [Music] me [Music] L all right a let's do this all right three yeah four 5 6 s eight 9 10 set five head go next Pi one your intestine intestin intestines yes 1 2 three four body legs no more bomber bomber you're so crashed my and your ass yes we got dead body we got dead body moving slow rosin be careful bomber zombies are coming towards you that's some whacked out [ __ ] pretty cool blaster now it's mine what's this now it's mine [Music] pretty cool what if you blew up in a helicopter over a horde of zombies and you saw they were standing in the shape of a smiley face of modicon oh my God I would love that are you sure you haven't eaten a space cake wait Rosland quit [Music] moving I'm fat as [ __ ] hell and you're going to pay they're trying to drop a boulder on us so rude Rosland wait why do you keep driving it's irrit ating better clear the road or this bus is screwed Juliet Cordelia zombie hunter 101 the faster you finish a stage the higher your stage clear bonus of course you should also kill as many of those Undead a-holes as you can [Music] zes it's another one of those mushrooms Juliet I'm going to cut it open [Music] Rosland Rosland CH Blaster oh no it's Colonel Sanders's worst nightmare oh no it's Colonel Sanders's worst nightmare what the dick how was this freaking [ __ ] even happening what's this what was this freaking [ __ ] even happening you know what Nick I could really go for some fried chicken right now I never want to eat chicken again as long as I live that thing makes me want to vomit if you have a lighter we could try to cook a little piece of it after I kill it that's disgusting I'm hungry now it's mine what are heads doing up there what are their heads doing up there pretty cool whoops back to this again huh uh-oh now there's bomber scarecrows be careful Juliet I have a feeling this tractor is flammable as hell you are doing awesome girl f them off you are doing awesome girl you are doing awesome girl look them up killing people is fun when they're Zombies run their asses down Juliet [Music] go go go I'm pretty good at driving a tractor huh uh sure you're lying I can tell you crinkle your nose like that time you told me you didn't think Michelle Martin was hot can we just kill zombies please God this is the weirdest Day Ever I know I don't know my as a hole in the ground literally [Music] [Music] going oh there she [Music] is hold on Roslin God what's going on I feel kind of dizzy like that time father Ali roofied me I love shopping let's go how do you like my form Nick I hate this I think I just stepped in cow poop I know it's like a German porn video around here what does that mean nothing you don't watch porn do you Nick I mean I've seen it but no never watch it on my own GR leave me alone [Music] wow pop it okay [ __ ] awesome [Music] impressive yay I'm impressed cool [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] y where's that stupid bus I'm glad I took that pole dancing class I could do this much better in my clear loose sight [Music] [Music] heels cool [Music] sweet looking good amazing sweet it's a party and that says it [Music] [Music] all Juliet it's Mom I hate to be a ding bat but I guess I forgot to buy milk and I have to make your cake would you mind picking some up on the way oh wait I really am a ding bat it's sitting right here on the counter God we need rain know what I'm saying this place looks weird a what the hell [Music] [Music] yay I'm getting a great calf workout with all this jumping around are you saying my head is fat you're it's like evil carrot dudes someone's using some [ __ ] up [Music] fertilizer woohoo oh my God [Music] [Music] you know what I'm saying you better hit me 1 2 my dinner w it's a party yes now we're [Music] [Music] cing all right do it your [Music] go CH how's the horses sh [Music] looking good [ __ ] yes sweet yay awesome cool wow pop it [Music] all right I don't care for strangers I don't have the time for you old fart and this we my bride oh oh no where's rosalin [Music] rosalin time to shut down something there it is there it is there there it [Music] is I found [Music] something that's it that's it it check it out there it is there it is it that's that's it that's it I found something there it is there it is check this out I found something I found something that's it that's it there it is there it is it that's is there it is check this out check this out I found something there it is there it is [Music] let's [Music] go hurry Juliet get in Rosland I was worried about you are you okay yeah I guess this stupid bus broke down but I fixed it hey Roslin nice meeting you up close uh [Music] how did you fix the bus Rosland just last week you had to take your car to the shop because you didn't know cars needed oil how could you know how [Music] to Rosland uh where are we going Rosalind hey what the heck we to you're great who the hell are [Music] you oh sister Juliet and brother Nick let's travel to the land Beyond the Doors of perception step outside the boundaries of your mind lose yourself in the Eternal Collective unconscious and rot listen lady why don't you try using some deodorant because honestly you smell like [ __ ] this one was just as insolent open your heart and let my music guide [Music] you into the world of everlasting [Music] peace and rot and [Music] Hell shoot her down cha now it's [Music] mine one truth becomes two truths [Music] become there's like four of her is this for real what the hell her personality irks the hell out of me now it's time oh this [ __ ] is stinky oh man oh man oh man pretty cool ready now it's [Applause] mine one truth become [Laughter] two truths become seek the truth before your eyes the gates of the Abyss shall open can I go home now a now oh my God now it's mine pretty cool [Music] [Music] choke on your Burkin stocks you silos cybin munching [ __ ] [Music] heavy peace out way out see [Music] [Music] whoa we've been here the whole time Rosland she's not here hey there Juliet are you ready to Boogie wogie who is this the one you ain't going to level up on why are you pretending to be Steven Hawking I got the freaky little super freak right here get your hands off of me you zombie ped Juliet don't worry about me I if you want your sister back baby you need to win a game with me make your way to the FY Fun Center I can't wait to party with your crw like it's 1983 it's a trap Juliet we can't just rush in there alone we don't have any other choice Nick who's going to help us hey baby daddy Mr Stage 4: Arcade Action at the Fulci Fun Center Starling I'm worried about Rosalind well that girl knows trouble like apple knows pie uh excuse me boy you be careful now about where you're touching my daughter oh I'm sorry uh we got to be careful this Roslin situation so she don't get hurt so I uh guess the two of you haven't been formally introduced Dad this is Nick I know you told me all about it failed to mention the uh disability it's kind of a new thing sir you seem like a fine person but whatever dude Juliet ends up with is going to be part of the family business what are you going to do throw magic stars at chupacabras with your tongue maybe dad Nick's tongue is very limber then how do you know that she doesn't she doesn't know that at all sir she has no idea if my tongue is limber we're here what the hell kind of place is this it's the fu fun center Dad where all the kids from San Romero hang out after school look at this I'll head into the building at the entrance all right daddy you go around and sneak in from the back I'll act as a decoy drawing all the zombies attention towards me while you go up to the roof where rosin should be uh Juliet you just made yourself a decoy Dad what's wrong my little girl is attack practical genius your mom and me got a little something for your special day happy birthday baby thanks Daddy all right I'm off good luck sir you're going to do awesome I'm sure of it stop sucking up son and don't think I forgot that tongue stuff neither you best watch what you do with my little girl when you're hiding in the shadows yes sir okay sir I think he really liked you all right oh I'm so touched my mom and dad knew exactly what I wanted shoot I can't can't wait to thank them in person I want to play games 247 hit a but faster look at the zombie gig zombieing out killing zombies in video games if we kill them it'll be totally meta [Music] game [Music] together no game's out today we better help this dude before his game is over oh all go all waiting mature on their acid [Music] hi Incredible Cool metal up your ass metal up your ass so delicious going up whoa things just got all commodor 64 on [Music] us uh-oh I think it thinks we're blue ghosts [Music] are you ready start I guess the one thing I don't have to worry about is callous thumbs intruder [Music] alert that dude would be scarier if he wasn't wearing a fez beat it up intruder alert Juliet can I ask you something sort of sensitive oh yes Nick my face is stuck in your butt can you move it a little oh [Music] [Applause] intruder alert intruder alert you win Next [Music] Level now seems like the perfect time to take a shopping break let's do this thing my triceps are getting a total workout swinging this chainsaw around are you just rubbing in that I don't have triceps it hurt [Music] wow one 2 3 uh- 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 this a science this is Magic who abomination [Music] help no leave me alone please no I'm too pretty to die we're going to bring these zombies the fun right Nick what you going to [ __ ] a zombie no bro bring them the bunk death medals [ __ ] totally going to friend request you tonight [Music] [Music] here I [Applause] come what's this then James [ __ ] [Music] hey there are you ready let's check out these elevators done and [Music] done all right this is all too surreal if a little dude in a red cap and blue overalls out at me I'm seriously going to vomit all over myself this is great I'm such a g geek looking good awesome pop [Applause] [Music] it guess I'm into some Sid scroll from time to time Nick Now isn't the time to be talking dirty yay ready okay Undead yes you're already dead [Applause] they say solid colors are slimming does my butt look less ginormous when I'm all pink like this your butt never looks ginormous [Music] Juliet wow 1 2 3 4 5 [Music] 6 going [Music] up it it's more fun killing zombies when they're in rainbow colors huh it's about the same maybe a little better I really need to return back forever funky [Music] funky the hell is that what's with your continue you win next [Music] level when I practice this alone in my room I do it naked and get less wind resistance I uh oh I do it for the exercise really hey zombies put a dollar in my skirt and I won't kill [Applause] you you're supposed to throw dollar bills dude not bombs move up on your face ready go and this watch me do the robot please [Music] [Music] [Music] are you ready it's l start that dumb Wall's in the way [Music] yay [ __ ] yes sweet keep going you're destroying the wall woohoo amazing all this retro nonsense is bugging me hardcore at least you'll never have to wear parachute pants sck even if they come back in style [Music] it you win [Music] the very best kind Next Level it's nearly 9:00 you should go home I think I'm down with the sickness yeah look out our head team check this out OMG [Music] [Music] to the robot him I head spinning it's a party impress wow man oh man [Music] cool I'm going down a tunnel oh no I see Satan I need to get home cool I wonder what they have [Music] check this out there it is there it is Che this out I found something that's it that's it that's I found something there it is there it [Music] is can you keep [Music] up God I love shopping check this [Music] out let's go are you ready start jeez we have to make it to the top without running into anything I hope those dudes below aren't looking at my pink butt we fall we're screwed we're just going to have to keep going up are you ready start jeez we have to make it to the top without running into anything I hope those dudes below aren't looking at my pink butt if we fall we're screwed we're just going to have to keep going up [Music] someone's manipulating us [Music] h [Music] [Music] [Music] you [Music] [Music] win we're here on the roof of the building where's my [Music] sister wow [Music] that's where we need to go [Music] Juliet Rosland where are [Music] you baby to get the [ __ ] out [Music] you're the one from the phone give me back my sister aome matter baby didn't you like our phone s XXX that's a Pity um hm what do I think dude give us Rosland now and quit making fun of Steven Hawkings he's a great man you perve I'm the perver you the one with a head hanging from you hi ah I already told you girly if you want to win your sister back you have to play the [Music] game baby time to get the [ __ ] out [Music] bre hurry [Music] Juliet F pretty cool what's [Music] this ready yeah die is announc all the dis the game has reached the climax let never end it bringing space come in and count down now everybody together baby baby I just identified an unidentified flying object and we're freaking standing on it a UFO great job Juliet but hurry break the next machine quickly hurry up Juliet you have to beat it with of the time [Applause] limit please look around me we have to get through please please return to your seats these [ __ ] Shields are so lame [Music] me go go [Music] go wait hold on if you kill me you never see your [Music] sister no [Music] hey you promised you'd give her back if we won you justed what I said I'm a mother freaking zombie dro the chainsaw now Ho Hey Baby F go ahead Junior [Music] looks like you're out of coins weird voice guy [Music] May spe Stage 5: Evil at the Unfinished Cathedral redate oh this is so cool stop it help boy will you quit messing around over there what me he's distracting me [Music] dad all right do do you girls find work it seems there's only one of these dark purveyors left so here's what we're going to do Juliet you attack from the front I'll take out the bastards from here Cordelia you head this way and Roslin here together we should be able to find this last bastard got it yes daddy yep rosn check it out I gave it a makeover I am not an it son if you don't quit acting like a fruit I'm going to stick you in the juicer now come on I can't take this anymore Juliet I'm just slowing you down just leave me in a trash can okay or a mailbox or something because I don't want to go any further I'm not going without you I love you no you don't you just think it looks cool to have a boyfriend who's a decapitated head what about what I want but what if the zombies find you they love human face it's their favorite part that's a risk I'm willing to take it's living like this sucks anyway no no you can't just take me if I don't want to yes I can because I love you so much all right let's get moving yeah kick the ass some ass kill me already get out of my sight I guess I don't have any choice but to do this okay it cool [Music] [Music] [Applause] OMG see Nick it's not so bad huh you took away [Music] Juliet I hope you work things out with your boyfriend I think we could if he stopped being a jerk hey I'm the one who's being kidnapped I'll cover you until I'm out of ammo go my sister is so awesome at shooting stuff never put a bullet in me while she's at it quit being morbid Nick yay man oh man your goal Cordelia is really an amazing [Applause] Sharpshooter spread the virus spread the virus everyone done and done and this now this good luck Sis [Music] R [Music] BL it shoot it's a dead end as if things couldn't get worse Nick seriously turn that brown upside down the problem is you or anyone else can turn my frown upside down anytime you please awesome super [Music] wow all right yeah pop it [Music] [Music] [Music] and [Music] this CH Hey Juliet I'll clear a path and you make sure to get your butt in there [Applause] [Music] done and done chainsaw and [Music] [Applause] [Music] this your sister is just as crazy as the zombies let's go to camp together I have your back Cordelia wow [ __ ] [Music] yes CH thanks Cordelia I'll take care of the rest oh man [Music] watch out overhead [Music] that [Music] awesome Cordelia I'll meet you on the other side of the building see it a few Satan make with this seriously though I can't believe you want me to plant you in a pizza box after everything we've been through a mailbox not a pizza box how am I going to fit in a pizza box you're being so selfish Nick I mean hey look a bird [Music] BL [Music] it [Music] calories h that's it that's [Music] [Applause] [Music] it I think those zombies were trying to [ __ ] me [Music] now it's mine H me and call I can do it yeah I play short I'm at the waiting point [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] watch out overhead got it wow [ __ ] awesome impressive awesome okay [ __ ] yes sweet go okay this way then thanks Cordelia [Music] ow species are all in my pants UND dead [Music] scumbag you have to go [Music] faster St black [Music] [Music] yes yeah okay and this done and [Music] done where's Cordelia ready go [Music] now [Music] [Applause] [Music] this now [Music] this yes [Music] [Music] done and [Music] done yay I'm impress cool [Music] [Applause] [Music] I've got you covered so move ahead go [Music] go yum I'll cover you until I'm out of ammo go [Music] looking good and that says it all stop [Music] it I got a Bo woohoo your goal [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] neat very hard time too [Music] [Music] awesome it's a party [Music] cool and this neat blaster [Music] I wonder what they have check this out I found something check this out that's it that's it damn I'm out of ammo I was so close sorry Julia but the rest is up to you thanks sis oh boy now I feel the pressure now you feel the pressure vacation in Mexico Hey Juliet look what I [Music] found Rosland be careful with that thing I really very awesome at it watch listen I know I'm mad at you now but you have to be careful your sister is more dangerous than the zombies oh man Roslin watch it watch out this is awful but hilarious Juliet what kind of T are we having tonight Hey Juliet how can I be a cool boyfriend who's interesting like that thing j not like that's driving here or anything she totally wanted a wrecking ball for Christmas this completely proves that she should never get one otherwise it'd be such a great gift what your family sure is uh exciting Bo you hate me wa rosin that was pretty amazing check it out ready okay we play go die zomb yes you're already [Music] dead awesome change ready go I lost my cow [Music] I'm freaking out look out this sucks all right these zombies are so ugly I'm gagging for real looking good loving it pop it help [Laughter] [ __ ] woohoo cool isn't spasm toid an offensive ter to who Juliet you can make it go also did I tell you I love your hair that way m [Music] God I love shopping there it is there It Is Well time to shop there it is there it is something it that's it let's go die die my daring there's a weight limit on this thing got to make sure zombies don't slow it down if they do I'll put on my new dismal [Music] diet do you have a damn [Applause] [Applause] OMG [Music] y there and pop go for 50 Cent it's getting too heavy a ah we're falling I got us yay yay might be pushing it neat W check out that Cathedral it's beautiful yeah the Aesthetics of my surroundings are so interesting interesting to me right now I know oh my God that rock this is asinine Juliet I don't need to be here you're my moral support Nick you could do some cheers raah raah it sucks being ahead [ __ ] everything raah raah how's that seriously it was terrible but I bet you'll get better with practice y yes yeah cool kick out I'm too amaz you're awful good at this Juliet you sure you just took a pole dance class yes Sensei morawa taught it he also showed me some great LA dance moves what you now the r to remain silent awesome [Music] it don't you beat box pretty Ticky ain't itter ready these zombies are like the awfulest dancers ever oh this is awful oh my God I can't unsee this it's worse than when I walked in on my parents having sex what's this then pink Blaster pink blaster [Music] you think just something this is the part where I die yes and this who are you calling an old man apologize [Music] now party the room's being flooded with zombies somehow we need to plug the drain [Music] [Music] awesome awesome [Music] Juliet it's Roslin I just found a straight dog and it's so so so cute do you think Mommy will let me keep it I hope so I love it so much wait never mind the [ __ ] thing just ran away roer I never thought I'd be saved by someone with such great tits ready wa the final battle this is heavy awesome you're so [Music] Nick Nick popper uhoh I think we're going to die be more positive ni we're going to die quickly all right let's juliia I see it hold on to something here well that's it I'll make sure you're protected from anything that gets in your way well here I go good luck to both of you Nick you may not be the guy I picked for my daughter but you're obviously the guy she'd pick for herself she's always been a hell of a lot smarter than me uh thanks sweet God I love shopping I think that's it I found something I found something out check this out there it is there it is there it is there it is that's it that's I found something there it is there it is I found something check this [Music] out that's it that's it check this out there it is there it is I found something check this out let's go here I [Music] come this is incredible Juliet you actually made it fantastic you how could you do this to our school to the people we loved what Juliet oh yeah that's what I'm talking about look who it is Mary Kate and Ashley oh oh Juliet I've been getting so lonely since you've been wasting all my dark purveyors poor lwis here is the only one left and there's about to be none cocky little [ __ ] I like that bring it on douchebag I'm going to f you up I love your passion bag looks like we can make Beautiful Death together [Music] [Music] I've got a feeling when I start playing you're just going to [Music] die rock and roll is here to stay you're not [Music] Jerry Le suck ass is a real pain you know what's worse than this [Music] nothing if I had my hands right now he's off the bike now's your chance to finish him all right chicky keep up now we going to fly you ready now let's go to the depths of Hell elephant rock sorry to keep you waiting sure giant robot elephant doesn't even phase me anymore you have got to be [ __ ] kidding me [Music] ready go [Music] and [Music] me wao wao [Music] [Music] see [Music] the wao wao [Music] hey now this is the essence of elephant rock make sure you don't fall behind here D dude Black Knight you have no legs stop already you back you heard my elephant awesome you're so SX Nick Nick [Music] shoot awesome I love you baby I adore you Nick popper let's all right all right baby oh man it's r awesome C your high love you baby Nicks we're getting tked right when's ashon coach are going to pop out awesome I enjoy [Music] ready Nick toss awesome you're so sexy Nick Nick [Music] shoot awesome you ready Char your [Music] hot Nick awesome I adore you you're so sexy Nick [Music] Nick TOs I [Music] [Music] [Applause] a [Music] woo whole lot of shaking going on [Music] may US Fe from the your turn you whiny Myspace hair jerk fantastic work Juliet you've done everything just as I hope you would start to finish thanks for your cooperation now the real deal is fulfilled what what are you talking about you incredibly hot idiot I told you for the Gates of Hell to open a ritual must be enacted and you were part of it all along I set this whole thing up you fools now the ceremony has been completed upon you had to sacrifice five pre-selected zombies and they must utter the sacred words at the point of their deaths may US V prario coo why why are you doing all of this because you're just like everyone else you pretended to be different but you're not what Me Yes Juliet you [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] this is the end the real end to everything this school this world deserves to be destroyed it rejected me it ridiculed me so I'll make this rotten world even more rotten run away run away rot rot rot rot rot rot so [ __ ] all of you your Eternal screams of horror will be my pop music long oh no the gates are open it's the zombie of zombies killabilly yesterday I stubbed my toe I was like this is the worst day ever yeah not quite Stage 6: WTF judet can you hear me judet Mora Sensei you're alive can you hear me judet my priz student it is impossible to rest in peace with all this going on Sensei are you alive he just said rest in peace Juliet maybe he's trying to take a nap Nick his voice is all ghosty and creepy and weird it's a sure sign he's dead yes dear I am contacting you from the land Beyond world words I'll guide you the best I can but the reception here is terrible so listen carefully yes Sensei yes Sensei really Nick the fate of our whole town is in the balance and you're going to take the time to mock me I just heard you you're right there wind or something please both of you Juliet you must first get close to kabini but be careful he is shall we say cranky [Music] Juliet watch out I think you can I think you can use the cars to make a path [Music] awesome toxic yay oh my God that it yay we all right F yes your go [Music] done and done [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] Anarchy you be fine Ma let's go you did it you are [Music] die really Nick the fate of our whole town is in the balance and you're going to take the time to marck me Julian and Nick it's me again see that path over there follow it to that bastard killer Billy I like special Combo Number Five our shies and your head so they never taught you how to fight one of these killabilly things zombies vampires Sasquatches you killed a Sasquatch sure tons sasquatches are dicks but this kind of monster I I didn't even know it [Music] [Music] existed God I love shopping there it is there it is there it is Che this out that's it that's I found something found something that's it there it is there it is it that's something I found something there it is there It Is Well oh I love you not cheesburger [Music] oh good zombies that shoot laser beams out of their eyes yeah I felt like something was [Music] missing what else have you killed leprechauns I killed a whole tribe of frankenberries once Frankenberry from like the cereal that is total propaganda to get you to trust them [Music] the very best TR too [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] get yeah YY your goal wow awesome cool [Music] [Music] [ __ ] another [ __ ] building I don't know if I I haven't gotten this far in my [Music] training go happy birthday [Music] [Music] there's got to be a way we have to think [Music] [Music] [Music] oh this dude has tried to grab me more than father [Music] [Music] Ali it's enough [Applause] [Music] this isn't possible he's too strong [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] now it's [Music] mine this isn't possible he's too strong [Music] [Applause] [Music] this isn't possible he's too strong [Music] [Music] shoot his damn eyes out what's this [Music] this isn't possible he's too strong pretty [Music] cool to the end [Music] [Music] this isn't possible he's too strong wow incredible [Music] It's a Party Perfect your goal [Music] [Music] Juliet you can do it [Music] this isn't possible he's too strong please God help me Jesus Christ okay amazing so [Music] waet all right oh my God that yeah try jumping on his [Music] body do it now jump on his body did you see the way that dude's head back there splattered all over everything if I had put you in a mailbox you would have missed that it was pretty cool Juliet can you hear me listen carefully as our connection is tenuous you must do as I say okay you're making good progress a path will open for you if you move ahead through his mouth and into his body well I'm pretty good at keeping guys out of my body never tried getting inside of someone else [Music] Juliet look outad [Music] [Music] go Juliet now before the hole closes but my daddy he no you must go into killab body before the whole your father created closes his weakness is inside the body I can't Juliet listen to me you have to go now your dad did what he did because he trusted you show him he was right to believe in you okay Nick let's get this over with [Music] a Juliet Juliet can you hear me I don't know what's going to happen next something very frightening something demonic is in the air good not be careful jul Juliet oh my god dad I really hope this was worth it oh my God this DCH [Music] Juliet are you there Sensei listen carefully this is your final lesson killabilly is a mountain of Tainted flesh held together by evil spirits you have to send a signal from its core commanding it to self-destruct once the body is destroyed all of the captured Souls will be sent back to rotten World take control of his core and make him destroy himself how by detonating a Nick bomb a what like you have throughout this battle you must connect Nick's head to Swan's body but what will happen to Nick I am so sorry as Nick would die but perhap Sensei I can't hear [Music] you you were right all along Juliet there's a reason I'm here there's a plan greater than all of us but it's time to say goodbye put me there and make the bomb what you need to put me on Swan's body it's the only way to stop him Nick no he said you'll die Juliet it's okay I feel strong for the first time in my life I feel lucky to have been on this journey with you and your family I feel like a zombie hunter I can't Nick I don't want to be without you I know baby but sometimes there are more important things than what we want in life Nick [Music] I love you so much I love you too baby more than anything no I'm loving it [Music] awesome Nick Nick yes son because of your honor and sacrifice the Mad Feast has come to an end you have truly been a hero the Glorious ones have chosen to bless you with a reward but unfortunately in the shuffling of this death and that death this body and that there was a small mix Up mixup I will be watching you from above so pleas In My Memory have Juliet do plenty of cartwheels while wearing those little white panties with the teddy [Laughter] bear Juliet [Music] Nick [Music] Juliet uh uh the mixup I've got Mora's body well uh what the hell I guess [Music] hey face suckers up here Daddy you're okay yep think I lost a testy in the blast but what the hell you only need one looking great [Music] sir we best hurry your mama's going to be worri daddy don't you think you should go to the hospital not necessary I use a staple gun up there to put the old stroke back together again I'm a new man that's completely horrifying you know what this is really been the best birthday ever [Music] come on here we I super pretty girl you look girl like just I can girles I'm a just moving down come now youy zombies I can hit your down justone be like [Music] ony heyyy come [Music] ony they have no way what the heck is this don't be leave me alone just keep moving on weird [Music] but out [Music] love [Music] come on hey hey hey come on hey heyy here we go he hey hey come on hey hey hey I'm so hey hey hey hey mom I'm home mama your lover boy is back everyone where were you you were supposed to be home hours ago mom I have someone I want you to meet Mrs Starling hi I'm Nick oh you're Juliet's friend mom what's wrong Juliet will you kids just hold on two seconds I'm trying to get Juliet's birthday cake ready happy birthday oh [Music] [Laughter] Mom oh Juliet I almost forgot

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Lollipop chainsaw RePop bosses explaind - PART 1 #lollipopchainsaw

Category: Gaming

Lollipop chainsaw repop boss has explained part one lewis legend when you come to the fight lewis legend you can find him under the cathedral when you come to the underground catacombs there's a small spotlight visibility for the player that helps you beat the boss ls legend is the fifth and final boss... Read more

LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW REPOP  #movienight #gaming #nochedejuegos thumbnail
LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW REPOP #movienight #gaming #nochedejuegos

Category: Gaming

It hold it right there you zombie jerks a zombie hunter what oh [ __ ] his body and you can temporarily use it huh [music] [music] [ __ ] time crappy party wow dumbest most explus birthday cake ever no how could you do this to sensei morawa oh hell Read more

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Kotaku Journos SEETHE Over Lollipop Chainsaw RePOP As Vara Dark CALLS OUT Alyssa Mercante For LIES

Category: Entertainment

You know there's a biased in gaming journalism not only by how they fake review different games you know ign does there uh seven out of 10 for every aaa game out there even if it's the worst game of all time we saw it with star wars outlaws it was a joke these reviewers are paid shills and as much as... Read more

Lollipop Chainsaw Short 1 #gaming #games #shorts #shorts #gameplay #viralvideo #viralshorts thumbnail
Lollipop Chainsaw Short 1 #gaming #games #shorts #shorts #gameplay #viralvideo #viralshorts

Category: Gaming

What the heck happened back off no yes seriously doe what the hell and on my birthday too they not already late enough gross stupid undead douche Read more

HatCHeTHaZ Plays: Lollipop Chainsaw RePOP - PS5 [Original Mode Part 2 - Finale] thumbnail
HatCHeTHaZ Plays: Lollipop Chainsaw RePOP - PS5 [Original Mode Part 2 - Finale]

Category: Gaming

[music] out [music] [music] original mode please yes thank you muchly back daniel welcome back my friend and hello guys how's it going mat house welcome back to the channel so yes we are playing some more lollipop [music] chur but yeah uh just want to apologize for part one as well if uh you do happen... Read more