Moderating a VERY Fair Presidential Debate

okay let's welcome the candidates to the stage KLA Harris have a good debate see you have fun thank you madam vice president those earrings are looking lovely on you tonight they remind me of these Nova wireless audio earrings I've seen before that allow direct communication into one's ear but because we're not allowing earpieces tonight and those look the same I'm sure they're different okay my first question is for the Felon a lot of people support you why do you think that is that's because people want to take their country back whoa calling for violence like that will not be tolerated on this debate stage Mister completely unacceptable so just calm down and if you could please safely tell us what you would do if you got elected make America great again she's destroying this country and if she becomes president this country doesn't have a chance of success not only success will end up being Venezuela on steroids I've got to cut you off right there we've just fact checked you and Venezuela is not on steroids Madame vice president Americans are suffering economically right now under your administration because of Trump's Administration so because you're not already in if you were to get into office what would you do to help the economy the best Economist in our country if not the world world have reviewed our relative plans for the future of America what Goldman Sachs has said is that Donald Trump's plan would make the economy worse mine would strengthen the economy ah now that is impressive so you're saying Trump's plan wouldn't work so Donald Trump has no plan for you president Trump some would say it's irresponsible of you to show up for a presidential debate without having any plan to fix the econ you probably should have had one by now Mr Trump I'll give you 3 seconds to respond and I'll tell you what I would do excuse me your time is up Mr President and the next question is for you now the vice president is standing right there what race do you think she is not black well that's correct we're not in Atlanta or Detroit right now but she will be soon and it sounds like you hate her for it I don't care what she is I don't care why are you so concerned about her race I couldn't care less what race would she have to be for you to be okay with her whatever she wants to be is okay with me Mrs Harris how do you feel when you hear president Trump say he hates you when you're black I mean honestly I think it's a a tragedy that we have um someone who wants to be president who has consistently over the course of his career attempted to use race to divide the American people yeah he always does that we don't want a leader who is constantly trying to to have Americans Point their fingers at each other Madam vice president more of your identity politics will certainly solve that problem now to you president Trump let's remember oh I'm sorry madam vice president please go ahead let's remember Charlottesville where there was a mob of people carrying tiki torches spewing anti-semitic hate and what did the president then at the time say there were fine people on each side now that is a rather big accusation that he said such a thing I better fact check that and I'm not talking about the neo-nazis and the white nationalists because they should be condemned totally yep president Trump specifically said neo-nazis and white nationalists are fine people fact check true as per usual Madame vice president your statements are factually correct now president Trump your opponent has repeatedly criticized you for your involvement in Project 2025 why would you pushing such a terrible thing so hard number one I have nothing to do as you know and as she knows better than anyone I have nothing to do with project 2025 fact check false you do uh that's out there if you could please just stick to the facts here and tell the American people why you're pushing project 2025 so aggressively I haven't read it I don't want to read it purposely I'm not going to read it so you're admitting right here that you don't know how to read that's kind of pathetic no offense to the illiterate Community Madame vice president your opponent has criticized your calls for an assault weapons ban how do you respond to this this business about taking everyone's guns away Tim Walls and I are both gun owners we're not taking anybody's guns away so stop with the continuous lying about this stuff let us finally pass an assault weapons B fact check true everybody she never said anything about any kind of banon guns you are a liar so Madam vice president to clarify if elected do you support taking people's guns away as president of the United States I will proudly sign it in to law and that's also true perfect well this has been a great debate but it makes no difference silence and thank you for your closing remarks Mr Trump Madam vice president any closing remarks from you are you okay you know what I am okay and thank you for asking a leader who cares 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