Eating a Lotzza Motzza Frozen Pizza with Penzeys Frozen Pizza Seasoning 🍕🧂🧄

[Music] gorgeous my favorite beer on Earth happy Saturday welcome back to hey Sean Healy nobody cares Sean you guys nobody cares I us Vlog I'm fortunate enough to have a fan base people that watch these videos that buy me lunch or dinner and they they tell me what to eat I eat what they want me to eat today no different let's give it up for the person making this one possible Mr Dennis duvet I love the straight to the pointedness of this one Lotsa matzah on this for number six with cheese it's a delicious pizza I really really enjoy it I've since doing that episode bought this enjoyed it this thread though I ruined my oven every time I make one LOL the cheese is like chunk like rough cut cheese so it like just goes everywhere so I line the bottom of my oven with tin foil so I will not do that and Dennis said to that after 12 Beers logic goes out the window uh true words never miss spoken they kind of recently updated the can art just a little bit on All Day IPA I also just love that these come in 15 packs I just at first glance when you see this not really anything to look at I mean it doesn't even have a box it's one of the ones that just comes on a piece of cardboard and says you know what we're not gonna waste money on a box these do store in the freezer very well same with like a Jack's Pizza I love that you can stack a bunch of these for kind of that oh [ __ ] moment when you're like we're not making dinner I'm just gonna heat up a frozen Circle today I'm gonna do their sausage and pepperoni variety the cheese Wisconsin the company itself Maple Lake Minnesota oh let me scooch on up there someone cuts you off in traffic what do you do oh sorry there you go Brew Pub Pizza the highest quality let's open the circle using children's craft scissors see what I mean about this it's just very like chunk cut rough cut so I kind of get it Dennis don't talk down on yourself it's easy to ruin an oven with this pizza you really gotta line the bottom of the oven pepperoni and sausage underneath the Cheese open the old oven go do your thing boo 18 to 23 minutes on this bad boy why do I keep saying bad boy while we wait we'll open up a couple packages from my P.O box but this is kind of what I'm doing to judge up Today's Pizza so Jesse Moss if you watched yesterday's video since she swears by this frozen pizza seasoning frozen frozen I had too much beer Penzeys so we're gonna do that and in this ingredient wise oh my God it's hilarious I thought I was gonna read to you guys like a bunch spices garlic that seems illegal she also sent me the full rundown of the flat iron pepper company stuff I'm gonna do their hatch Valley Green which is like a bunch of different green peppers like Habaneros and jalapenos and sandias and big gems so I'm gonna put that and try these so do a little judging up today you see the address on screen that's how to send me stuff I don't know maybe maybe you're inspired maybe you saw something you're like you know what that is so Sean and this thing I could kind of sense through the paper with some sort of tray oh my God I thought it was like a boot tray that you get a bunch of snow and what is that a food truck to the Tesla enjoy your gift now the guests and the Mustachio dude will have somewhere to put their food or Lionel can use it as a bed like it's a full-on I could use this on the couch Batman Brent this is very thoughtful and actually extremely practical box in a box my aunt used to wrap like gifts and gifts and gifts and gifts and like on Christmas Eve and we all got together for like family Christmas she'd stand in the corner and laugh and though you'd be like it's okay it would take like 35 minutes to open one gift I kind of get it it's a great bath oh dear God fish balls in brine fish balls in Brine and oh yeah no don't worry uh two two containers of fish balls what the [ __ ] product product of Norway great silver smelt and haddock and Pollock and Pacific Whiting and save what on God's green earth okay Sean I don't like the start of that I don't like that it was like we're mid-sentence okay Sean I need you to make a dish in your kitchen spaghetti and fish balls I bet you didn't even know fish had testicles looking forward to this all the best my friend Marty Marty wambacher Midwest Slice of Life Now Marty I don't have to do anything just because you said this that doesn't warn a video I'm not just gonna make spaghetti and fish balls and vomit all over my kitchen it would be a cold you don't you'd have to pay a pretty penny for me to actually do that I'm not some [ __ ] Jesus do not freeze uh don't worry also what is this family so excited about that guy definitely left that woman after she made this in this like very like sexist 1930s drawing how much of a [ __ ] would I I'd say like do that for like 250 bucks I'll do it that'll be how I'll I'll do that I'm just gonna do that for pennies on the dollars fish balls has more what though all right we're about 20 minutes in how we cooking good looking yeah give a little bit of that brown crispiness on the edges there cheese is looking good I've been kind of turning the pizzas recently peewee nice crisp not too burnt not too soft oh yeah [Music] what do you guys think ready for this combo I can't remember if I've told you guys but my I'm kind of weird where I don't cup the frozen pizzas when I'm doing it like in eight slices I like a bigger like Hefty slice also can kind of like separate these it helps for you to not burn I think frozen pizza is the food that I have I think the statistics would show it burnt the roof of my mouth and or tongue the most compared to any other food this is you normally go in so excited and you're so hungry and normally probably not all together in the moment and man the next three days suck I can't even see where the knob is we're having a fire I'm so excited that Jesse sent me this also I love that there's no like Shaker top it just looks like a container of kind of looks like marijuana but you know you know what I'm saying this is also like really good to put on beforehand but I really wanted to bake this pizza for Dennis like as is and I'm gonna two of these slices are gonna have this on it [Music] smells like just I mean a seasoning packet smells like oregano and garlic and just salt okay Moment of Truth will I die got the pizza seasoning on there I'll include a link in the description if you guys want to try that the bottom of this too is even more kind of like actually crackery I'm not talking about thinness it kind of feels like like a Saltine if that makes any sense this is still gonna burn my mouth we're gonna wait one more second right rice with thin Style going confident Dennis Dube thank you so much for buying me lots and matzah my friend love you love you bye it's a damn good frozen pizza every time I have it I'm reminded it's just kind of like got more going on than a lot of them just doesn't taste like that same frozen pizza taste that so many of them kind of mimic then but it's like still Hefty and I'm telling you the saltine crust I just I don't even really know if like does that make sense it really is kind of like a Saltine cracker but in a good way I know that sounds like weird damn or just by themselves that's new thin saw laps and I'm gonna bring a piece for Ally while she's working forget a napkin baking and paper towels things can be two things don't be afraid to leave this thing in until you really see kind of like a consistent Browning around it because it's really nice when it has that crisp big chunks of sausage none of that dainty [ __ ] so good time for a little flat iron peppercow this does have the Shaker top put like a bunch of it like a bunch a bunch on the rest of this slice to get a little heat seasoning for days put you in a coma oh yeah good heat but nothing Wild the master of the judge up a pizza also pizza and beer on the weekend not much pizza oh don't hurt him be very hard to find trough Ranch not even dipping directly on the pizza this is my friend globby bites globby bites Ranch and pizza that's why I was born it's what it was meant to do and then you add a little truffle a little Heat [Music] the question today obviously has to be have you had a Lotsa matzah the internet says the highest quality made with over a half a pound of Wisconsin cheese made by bernatello's foods which owns Lotsa matzah Brew Pub Pizza there are so many varieties oh my God Taco Mac attack Hawaiian classic hamburger chicken alfredo I have never seen more than like two flavors ever in the store how do I get all of these delivered well you can buy them online damn they've got quite a history Okay cool so at Jewel-Osco today Brew Pub Pizza the Lotsa matzah 6.99 on special normally if you don't get it savings wise 8.99 that seven dollar price is great before we get out of here and let you guys enjoy the rest of your Saturday super thanks on yesterday's video from Patrick Canali the egg foo young two days ago his wife's favorite dish also PayPal donations from Megan Jeffrey's Darcy Deming and a Anonymous venmo donation a massive amount I'll get into it when it comes up but it's for me and Ali to go to our favorite Chicago Steakhouse and just do our thing like can't obviously film like it would normally film I can't bring a giant DSLR camera into a steakhouse and just be waving that around but we've gotten very good at covertly filming what we do on like vacations and stuff and at restaurants so an epic Chicago Steakhouse video coming and I already have one of those ready to go to from Jimmy Jimmy H who wanted me to go to vets so Steakhouse content is coming so thank you for donating to the show thank you Dennis for the nice little Saturday pick me up I will see you guys again very soon lots of matzah up it's a great name Lotsa matzah down be good to each other she asked me some names and she told me it would take me places now I can feel my face and I'm pretty sure she left some traces sound good somebody doesn't matter if it feels amazing grab me by the waist now she wanna tell me something crazy who am I