Colin Kaepernick’s Most Recent Desperate Attempt To Stay Relevant

when we last heard from Colin Kaepernick he was publicly throwing his adoptive parents under the bus for being white and therefore racist he was also appearing in videos that directly compared playing in the NFL to slavery only to turn around and beg NFL teams to hire him just a few months later this is one of those side-by-side clips clips that uh it's worth rewatching for a couple of reasons one of them is that it's hilarious and never gets old the other is that like everybody else in the country you've probably forgotten all about this clip because you've wiped everything Rel to Colin Kaepernick from memory so just to refresh our memories um here's a little side by-side comparison clip uh let's watch it they don't want you to understand is what's being established is a power Dynamic before they put you on the field teams poke pride and examine you searching for any defect that might affect your performance no boundary respected no dignity left [Music] intact come on boy hurry up look at that shape there look at this Mr F I got your bill 30 James 30 to you 100 so next one coming up best one we got 500 500 600 right here look at this here come on who wants this 700 there we go now 1 1 we want to make sure that we come out we show everyone I can still play Still throw it uh and really just looking for opport opportunity for a door to open uh to have that be a pathway to be able to get back in there get a starting job and uh lead a team to a championship and that's your message right there but if there's an NFL scout any member of an NFL organization watching you today what is your message directly to them after the years that you have been off the on the off the field what is your message to NFL teams that I can help make you a better team I can help you win games look we're really just out here uh trying to get trying to become slaves um you really really just looking to be a slave and uh and listen my message to teams out there is uh is I want to be your slave I want to be you can enslave me um I'm I'd be a great slave for you I I uh I'm I'm really well equipped to be a slave just get me up on that Auction Block and I'm and I'm there and let's go win a championship okay let's go win I'll I'll go I'll beat the other slaves the other slaves got nothing on me I'll defeat all the other slaves in the slave competition and I'll I'll frankly be the greatest slave I'll be the the best slave I could still be I still could be one of the best slaves that's in the in in of all of slaved them that's what he said um now when I posted this video on Twitter a couple of years ago even Kaepernick's Defenders were stunned by the utter shamelessness of it there's really no way to come back from a clip like that once you compare a career in the NFL to being a slave you can't turn around and say that you really want to play in the league again and be a Slave people will tolerate a lot of hypocrisy these days but like that's a bit much for most people and it was around this point that BLM types started to realize what everybody knew for a long time which is that everything about Colin Kaepernick is fake he's the single greatest con artist to ever play in the NFL he's the greatest con artist in the history of professional sports so he disappeared and the rest of us began focusing on things that are more important than Colin Kaepernick which is a list that is quite literally endless but cap was unfaced he did not Retreat Into Obscurity to preserve whatever dignity he might have left instead apparently he set his sights on rejoining the NFL that's what cap says he's been doing for the last two years trying to get back into the league that dumped him nearly eight years ago when he was a middling backup quarterback so here's an interview with him from just this week and again this guy's like 38 years old now here's what he said will we see you play NFL again uh we're still training still pushing so hopefully we uh we just got to get one of these team owners to open up what would it mean to you to play NFL again um I mean it's something I've trained my whole life for so be able to step back on the field I think that would be a a major moment major accomplishment for me um also I think it's something that uh I could bring a lot to a team and help them win a championship be a major moment to step back into a to being a slave again get back out on the uh the plantation um would be be a major moment major moment for me major moment for the plantation and uh and I'm ready to do I'm ready to be a slave he says I think I could bring a lot to a team and help them win a championship and this is a quarterback who hasn't thrown a pass in an NFL game since New Year's Day of 2017 he's training every day to play professional football which at this point is just as delusional as me training every day to play professional football we've reached a stage of this story where Kaepernick is playing very much the role of like an obsessive ex-girlfriend still pining after a man who got married had kids hasn't thought about her in a decade if he wasn't such an obnoxious narcissist you might even feel some pity for him in the same way that you might feel pity for like a toned deaf singer embarrassing himself during an American Idol audition are you struggling with back taxes or unfiled Returns the IRS is escalating collections by adding 20,000 new agents and sending millions of Demands demand letters handling this alone can be a huge mistake and cost you thousands of dollars in these challenging times your best offense is with tax Network USA with over 14 years of experience the experts tax Network USA have saved clients millions in back taxes regardless of the size of your tax issue their expertise is your advantage tax Network USA offers three key Services protection compliance and settlement upon signing up tax Network USA will immediately contact the IRS to secure a protection order ensuring that aggressive collection 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who only knows how to do one thing which is to say the right things at the right time to maximize his relevance and therefore his income at least historically he's been good at that at least um he's a a a bad Storyteller at at a time when bad storytellers for some reason are in demand and as if to point to put as fine a point on that as possible Colin Kaepernick just launched an AI company that promises to help creators tell fictional stories and we're not making that up Colin Kaepernick like Google and chat GPT before him is getting into the generative AI game he actually pushes his new company in the same interview where he says he wants to get back into the NFL watch what are you doing at the moment tell us a bit about your new company as well yeah yeah so just started a new company it's called Lumi story AI um you know we are focused on using gen AI to help creators create better so create their stories independently um help them publish them help them merchandise them do that all in one platform uh our vision is the future looks like every individual Creator being like Disney that last line sounds like more of a threat than a promise our vision is every individual Creator being like Disney imagine that we can have total uniformity and all cultural output even the work of independent small Time creators will be indistinguishable from the slop that Mega corporations produce Hallelujah all these creators need to do is download Colin Kaepernick's AI app and at the click of a button they too can autogenerate content featuring strong trans lesbian lead characters and racist white people who could resist resist a future like that now apparently a lot of V venture capital Capital firms can resist it because Kaepernick's company has reportedly only raised $4 million so far and that money is coming from notoriously talented investors such as uh Chamillionaire and that's not exactly encouraging since certic competitors are companies like Google which have access to billions of dollars and Google's already made an AI that doesn't recognize the existence of white people they call it Gemini it was all a whole episode you might remember it so how can Kaepernick of all people possibly innovate in this space with Just 4 Mill ion dollar well based on an interview that ceric recently did with Bloomberg there's actually no plan for Innovation here his company Lumi isn't going to do anything that other AI programs aren't already doing his boldest claim appears to be that Lumi will enable people with no Talent whatsoever to create content involving writing and illustrations meaning comic books from from what I can tell so people who are illiterates with no drawing Talent whatsoever can pay Colin Kaepernick and then they'll be competing with Disney just like that this is the latest scam that Kaepernick is pushing watch the interesting part is sometimes creators have gaps in their skills so sometimes illustrators they need help with writing or writer writers they need help with generating images and if you're a Creator like me who doesn't have either of those skill sets we'll help you with both of those to get to a final product from an original idea sometimes creators have gaps in their skill sets for instance sometimes creators can't um create sometimes the Gap in their skill set is that they can't do anything at all and Kaepernick admits that he's one of those creators he's a Creator who can't write or do draw or do anything so so how is he creating anything at all he cannot do anything well he just let the computer do it and then at that point like how are you even the Creator if you just are pressing a button like computer do that well here it is you're not really a Creator the computer is the creator not you anyway so just like Colin Kaepernick you too can profit from being a complete talentless hack you can make millions of dollars without having any skills whatsoever that's the official sales pitch for Lumi direct from the guy who founded the company and who now says that at 37 years old I think he can take an NFL team to the Super Bowl speaking of cernick NFL plans I listened to the whole interview and strangely enough there's no discussion of what happens to Lumi as a company if Colin Kaepernick somehow manages to rejoin the NFL wouldn't that be a big problem with the company's founder gets picked up and makes a run for the Super Bowl seems like a material issue for potential investors to consider but nobody cares because everyone including Kaepernick knows that that's not going to happen he will never play in the NFL again and he knows that but he can't stop himself from lying about it and that's unfortunate by itself but the bigger problem for Kaepernick is that his faux victimization grift seems to be drying up that's why he's reduced to Shilling for AI companies like every other talentless con artist in the Bay Area and you know that might be a positive sign for the rest of us Kaepernick chose to be a racial martyr instead of having the long and profitable career of a second string NFL bench Rider that he could have had for a while was looking like he made a smart business decision book deals Netflix shows Etc came pouring in but that doesn't last forever and now Kaepernick is a middle-aged man with nowhere to go he's telling a story about returning to the NFL that's so unbelievable so trit so derivative that his AI program might as well have come up with it and that is why thankfully he will never again be relevant and that is also why Colin Kaepernick is today not for the first time but hopefully for the last cancel thanks for checking out this video if you'd like to listen to my full podcast on the go you can check out the Matt wall show on Apple podcast Spotify or wherever you get your podcast