We Played Human Fall Flat! 😂 Ft Birdman & Mrs. Streamer 😂 Part 1 (NSFW)

oh Jesus went way to [ __ ] off that was way over [Applause] there I didn't make it hold on how do you clim oh God Clifford the Big Red lepry Dog that again no oh [ __ ] I fell off my leg  oh [ __ ] what just happened legs off my d off my oh God oh God sorry oh it's my  first day walking all right no oh no can you can you lift up he if you're lucky and   you got one arm high you can sort of  Swing sometimes second and forth and then no you get to the Rock we're going to go together are we sorry I didn't backs [ __ ] sorry I didn't  know I could grab on to you oh God no no no   that's oh God I feel drunk what we pull each  other up and every the God I can't P how do   you pull up up look down yeah yeah he you look  you look up your arms up and you look down hello you two have made it if you two go through the door I'm holding your hand I [Laughter]  about oh hello no let go did I grab your   tit what oh no that's your hand is  that your tit hold on my no let go of me what are you dragging Me by oh no no oh [ __ ] bit just staring into space  what is going on Bing his life decisions [Music] right nice oh okay all right wait oh God  oh God oh God no please no please get up here no no please thank you I will now dance with you apparently what  are you doing we're dancing looks   like you're trying to strangle me give  me my money it's my money and I need   it now give me my money to F give me my  money or I'll drop you I can't breathe okay fine now damn you I got up there first oh no no no I came in like a rag doll I lost her let go I was trying to grab you but it  didn't work all right let's try this [Music] again uh what what what's going on no no no no no oh we're moving the C well that's a thing hello Jester how are we  I'm going to hold on to this wall brace myself yeah don't let pull you off  we here yay hey we made it oh God no no no no cluster Choo sorry it's my first day  walking um what's this do oh nice oh there's another one oh [ __ ] you kind of look  like a Telly tuby y there we go [ __ ] hold on y nice nice no was that gra inappropriately j r what are you a fish you stuck by the oh God ni oh just getting dragged long [Music] oh we got to take it all the way the elevator oh God on the train hanging on to the  button that's not the button no no no no no all right hold on let's get  him across let's see if I can move you yep yep no oh no oh no I died what' you do fall and  respawn once hey can you jump on top of that   TR that track over there oh God was you trying to  do that ah no I gra my wrong arm oh here oh hey oh my jelly legs didn't like it jelly legs F me now fil me now jelly legs nice that's my ass no oh God no no no this looks so wrong what are you  riding my face or something your   back it looks like yeah they from  the back from the back of the head this is animal abuse ride the doggy off now he lost both of us what the hell he picked up the tape  climbing to fall properly you need to get   high this instructional video is prepared for  everyone who does not feel high enough and is   ready to do something about their situation  climbing is as easy as doing yoga the major   difference being that yoga leaves you where you  started even if done properly let's break it down   raise your hands inhale optional approach the  obstacle lower your hands grabbing the obstacle   look down to pull yourself up walk forward as  you release your hands hand release timing is   crucial releasing too early or too late will  not get you high and you might as well do yoga instead time to get high all right let get high there's another one over  there wonder what that is nice climbing higher to get even higher  you need to jump before grabbing the edge   raise your hands running toward the  obstacle jump to grab the edge lower   your hands pulling yourself up walk forward  releasing the hands practice timing and use   the momentum if you don't release hands you  will make a fool of yourself like saying [Music] [ __ ] I'm not the wall yeah two of us could  probably grab the rope and go but you might want to jump across where you  are Jos let's say on that side platform [Music] on he's right here oh three us going give it  a g which way do we need to go   I got of run off and we'll see  if we can get it to go around go down here the ground ready here we go got  R all right so what are we doing with it we   pull it we're just going to sort of run  off this Edge towards day and it should   swing us around I think oh Jesus Christ guess  let's do it right let's Okay y first dat oh [Applause] go I didn't make it hold on I made it oh [Music] nice just keep swinging what that [Music] sound  I'm like T in here or George of   the Jungle does send all the way back to  the beginning no no just near this train   track here in front of this train I  can see D swing on that rope that's just just saying her at the  peak of his swing Above This Cliff oh yeah she's way  above the ledge nice that's awesome how are you going to get the  Rope now he's going to just try to jump   oh God what you what are you [Music]  doing what the hell oh fell [Music] okay I think it just crashed go oh it  went off the went off the rail yeah oh hello sorry I haven't had enough to drink tonight drunk dog just drunk  drunk man and dog I'm just   going to hang on to this wall until the room stops spinning oh God he's taking the dog for a walk [Music] the new [Music] king walk the plank no no you king of the lane I got you [Music] let's try to help you up the stairs hone here hold  my hand there a house we can move into I the door little house here oh no he broke I broke he broke  the table how did I start seeing your names oh   I'm not sure broke all the  glass give me all your money got you it's my TV don't cut your  throat so God I got a piece of glass it's pretty much  everywhere stand of I'll cut you R got a knife oh gosh he's not  afraid to use it stand back stand back I'm leaving here safely see  I'm going to leave here safely   I'm going to stop me God stand  back I've got a shield stay back oh what the hell we land on he's only one  that got the soft Landing what is that 2x4 [Music] oh sorry I my M on my back  somewhere comfy [ __ ] the door I'm going in the window oh God I be e you rub it on the glass [Laughter] oh God the way that SS whenever  when I rub up against the glass what are you rubbing on the window defitely some skin on  there somewhere it's like a   wild house what's this fire extinguisher for oh god oh what's that oh [ __ ] my back oh God give another smash go to the concrete I'm F wonder if it's a shortcut you  can stack the pillows up get in the window Maybe wow okay so that was an achievement  did you get that too yeah yeah I   got the wrecking I was going to use this wrecking ball smash this wall rubbing all her junk on  the window again I hear it going Smash It TR I [Music] can't there we go you got put your hands  up and then clb there you go what was that was it seem like looks like something a [ __ ] you're right  here all right oh all right hold   on get on if you can God let go hold  on wait until it slows down okay don't don't oh God oh God oh God don't  lose it don't lose it nice okay   okay KZ leave that on that nice  then I need to go across push that button other way now put it halfway try to jump over nice nope you're dead no I'm dead did you get squished squished  it looks funny stuck the door oh I'm back my leg is  Jam my leg's jamed in the door oh I think we got to bring those  yellow beans up and jam it in there give it a go there oh God maybe not well maybe not even better another wall we got to break that nice didn't do anything grab the  junk and pull them out [Music] hey so that is being held up by that oh well  it was being something stand here get on the hard oh oh or that will work too I guess God I just jumped over a rock up oh oh look at that raise that oh  now go across nice and grab that box oh can you pick it up a above your head yeah  hold on there you go no [ __ ] you almost had it oh there we go what's that the hell are you doing  you're fall on this side of the w it's a checkpoint yeah I just fell off  this Edge and well now it's over y yeah