Harlem Globetrotters - Episode 14 - Gone To The Dogs

[Applause] [Music] heyy to come on going around the world and coming home again playing around the world come on [Music] myy oh yeah [Music] [Applause] fellows I've come up with some brilliant new plays for our big game tonight I'll demonstrate with this fruit curly you're the apple geese you're the pear G is the pineapple Bobby Joe's the orange and PBS you're the grape which one of you metal like what else Top Banana okay let's try our fruit salad razzled Dazzle PL Apple to Banana Vape to Orange Orange to Apple keep it quiet dribbles we got to learn these new plays if we going to beat the Gazebo Giants tonight now who Could That Be big Richard daddy long time no see what you been up to haven't you heard I've hit it big as a singer as a matter of fact I'm on my way to a recording session right now and I was wondering if you'd take care of Top 40 for me for a few hours sure we'll be glad to take care of her say she's a cute little doggy now let's see what we do to entertain the precious itty bitty oy Coy Wy bitsy wiy puppy now Dev give the lady your chair I'll turn on the TV for you top 40 hey DBL is leaving [Music] home this will bring him [Music] back uhoh we're losing him again give me room I'll bring him back [Music] gee I'm sorry about that [Music] dribbles yeah we had to bring you back we can't play without you rooting for us what do you say will you come home [Music] please now you entertain Our Guest while we finish going over the plane [Music] [Music] okay dribble what are you doing looked like he was going to pop the poodle on the noodle okay dribbles go stand in the corner until you learn how to behave [Music] uh-oh dribbles just jumped out of the [Music] window hurry big stop ready with the rubble band ball ready then fire [Music] away we got to land on that concrete block nice landing giip yeah but now I'm 10 ft shorter [Music] man for a moment I was [Music] worried we got a cure dribbles of his jealousy yeah that's a bad hanger and there's only one person who can cure a dog's hang of vtis who's that Dr mudon Cat the famous animal psychiatrist a great Dr muts and cats has done it again thanks to my therapy your dog will no longer bite the mailman now if I could only cure him of fighting you Dr M and cats that's me at Ms and cats PhD cats horses on dogs that's his problem hang up virus own it's his problem I better examine him now tell me all about your hangup itis [Music] very interesting what did he say Doc he said what does that mean how should I know am I a dog what about dribbles yeah can he be cured and how here take this record home and play it for him it will hypnotize him into being a normal dog where to Metar let's stop by the recording studio and play the record for drible good [Music] idea don't go away we'll be back in a moment with more exciting fun cats come on in and join me on a record can't right now big Richard got to play this record for dribbles okay dribbles pay attention to the record [Music] now working well I guess we'll have to try something else yeah thanks for letting us use a recorder big Richard hey what's with big Richard oh no that record hypnotized big Richard into thinking he's a dog oh my this is terrible yeah instead of opening at the Bermuda onion tonight he'll wind up in the dog P you're right girly we got to get big Richard to Dr muton cast but [Music] fast down big Richard down hey big richer went after a cat Rich you come [Music] back here boy here Richie here Richard Richard wait come [Music] back uh-oh you might not believe believe this but we can explain tell it to the [Music] judge and so when I played This Record your honor Richard was hypnotized into thinking he's a dog well seeing you're the famous Globe TRS I'll let him off providing you keep him under control thank you your honor did you ever hear such a far-fetched story left on it granny we got to get the Dr mson cats hang on fellas his office is just around the [Music] corner look there's a sign on the door out playing golf what do we do now metal curly looks like we'll have to try to change big Richard back to normal ourselves and what do you prescribe Dr metart a spine tingling roller coaster ride should shock him back to normal great except the nearest park is miles from here no problem we'll build our own amusement [Music] park ch's ready for the shoot to shoot ride metalark he's ready to go shall I get Richard no we got to test it first now who'd be dumb enough to test that c old Palo buddy uh-oh something tells me I'm going to be dumb enough to test of course you are I mean uh you're the best man for the job that's what I was afraid of stop worrying Curly it's just likeing a mus park ride then how come I'm not a mute don't worry you will be [Music] cly watch that curve duck here he [Music] comes well back to the old drawing board is the glider ride ready oh set hey how do you fly this thing maybe one of these controls will do it h [Music] [Applause] [Music] now mama so far your rides have scored a big fat zero metalock and it's almost game time it looks like Grant and the dogs are going to have to find Dr muton [Music] catch ladies and gentlemen taking the court now are the Gazebo [Applause] Giants and here come the world famous Globe [Applause] droppers what a great stunt the famous recording star big Richard has joined the Trotters and he's pretending to be a dog sorry Richard but you had to sit this game out you're not a basketball player you're a singer poor little fell Metar at Center is ready to tip [Applause] [Music] off this is the goofiest routine the Globe Trotters have come up with what will they think up next I'm thinking if big Richard doesn't behave we'll lose the [Music] game penalty six men on the court man he's going to get us all in the dog house at least one of us will be at home now be a good pck Richard and sit on the bench big Richard's attics have cost the Trotters two points let's show them the old [Music] Razo that cost them two more points and they say a dog is man's best friend yippee hey gang stick around we'll be right back with more LS [Applause] [Music] oh no he wants to play fetch the [Music] ball give me that ball oh that metal AR sinks the ball but for the Giants heer geese got you oops [Music] be [Music] [Music] [Applause] and the first half ends with the Giants leading 44 to nothing the Globe Trotters haven't scored a single point what are they waiting for for Dr muton [Music] cats Dr mpat big Richard has been hypnotized into thinking he's a dog you've got to snap him out of it not until I finish finish playing Des paati he thinks he's un Palmer hey what are you doing oh well he was feeding me anyway maybe he is honor pmer hurry up doctor the second half starts in a minute don't worry a couple of hand claps will snap him out of it thinks it's a horse I don't understand it I used to be able to change them back just like that hi fellas has CHS well what do you know that finger snap did it big Richard is himself again and just in time the second half is starting the teams are back on the court for the start of the second half rolling rolling rolling soul and soul and soul all right Upon A Road and River she used to be the queen of the rock now she's that olded river boat roing in the new day sun just a little paint and polish and watch the lady make the SC soon we'll be together rolling on the river look out now to the river children to the river all now the riv get together rolling rolling roll keep roll s it keep it when you hear the whistle Lord I'll meet you at the of the B leave your wor behind you the queen is coming your way don't forget to bring your Su your M your tarine making love and Mak down the river Queen everybody now Come to the River Queen har children come to the river Queen [Music] all the score is tied and with only 10 seconds remaining how can pabs possibly get past those giants balloons balloons get your balloons I'll take them you got them you're a genius metal you better believe it curly baby and the Globe Trotters [Applause] [Music] Win River que look now R que children come to the river que All To The River que thanks folks now let's hear it from my very good friends and the world's greatest basketball team the globe [Applause] TRS man that was some celebration last night and how that big Richard is some ho speaking of big Richard how about playing one of his records yeah pop on that new platter he gave us last night well do uh-oh wrong record [Music] oh no here we go again had you worried there for a while didn't a metal lot hey come on metalock I was only the kid tell it to the dog catch you curly baby tell it to the dog catch [Music] you stay in your jammies Sid and Marty croft's HR puffing stuff is coming up next here on TBL land super retrovision [Music] Saturdays yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music]