Crystal Palace 0-2 West Ham | Live Watchalong

[Music] and we're live for the big day the big game is Crystal Palace versus West Ham and I can't be too excited because I've seen the lineup and we're going to be talking about the lineup today before we're going to get into it just a huge disappointment I don't want to come off negative and all that you know I'm All Aboard I'm All Aboard l G him a chance than that but I'm sorry Z him you can't be putting out that line get rid of him get rid I did the preview with Scott the other day and Scott talked about is LPI under pressure or what would he be under pressure if we don't win this game and I said it's about context if he tries to change things and he shows he trying things and learning there and we still lose then that's fine but if you're just playing doing the same thing and we're still losing then I'm sorry we're inviting pressure we're inviting pressure like such still playing soual still playing like just shock how is Juan Baka I put W Baker in the flipping thumbnail because I was like yeah surely surely he's gonna play you know what though I'm surprised uh I'm surprised someone said in the chat last week that lelli L is very very uh he sticks by guns and he keeps those same players constantly someone said in the chat so I don't know about that I'm not sure he's not beating those Spanish David moy's allegations I tell you that like so I don't know he needs to ah the thing is the one thing I will say is he's not doesn't seem to be afraid to make changes during the game oh that that was shocking last time wasn't it yeah five like three Subs in a row five Subs in total like that was that's a positive but I'm sorry like I don't know what about that lineup that he looked at and was like yeah you know this is the lineup for those who don't know it's just exactly the same as last week um I don't know what he saw about that and had the confidence that yeah they can do it again this is what I said on Twitter like if you put that lineup out you better win you better win because if you don't win then it's on you like it's on the manager if we don't win this game he hasn't put us put us in the best possible position to win he's not playing the you know our best team shout out to the chat awesome Friday night pint last night with Chris akabusi it was lovely surprise to have him on did he do that he was what yeah he did he did we all did it we did it together we got to oh out with Chris akabusi what a ledge mate what a ledge that's wicked get Chris on the watch along you know what he probably at the game he goes to a lot of away games it wouldn't surprise me if he's there so uh yeah but the it just it really deflated me in um you know that lineup I was a bit I was excited for the game and I see that lineup I'm just like why why what else in it what else is going to happen yeah like actually I need to look at the uh the Crystal Palace lineup the eagles they Captain's playing he wasn't supposed to playing gu he is playing uh yes they've got Henderson in goal Muno good team Richards uh Riad gu gayi Mitchell I think they're playing a back five Warton Lura Edward mateta and E so I don't know if they're playing like a a 532 or something with Edward and Mata up top or something and yeah that's an interesting one but I think they are playing a back five uh karer is on the bench it's just a massive disappointment really is like this is getable oh oh gosh you could do with some deflation there putting a bit of weight there cheeky bastard mate I've been in gym oh he muscles muscles protein eating a lot of protein yes yes the muscles look at that it all right what is it is it a crease come on H damos [ __ ] needs the gym if anyone needs a bloody gym he bus driving now mate don't see him anymore [ __ ] hell uh how come you're not in the same room with Jace well the thing is Jace was doing the watch along I was going to do the the buildup but otherwise I would do it like on here but I don't know if we're going to be in sync like if we was to both watch it on different streams well you bet you might as well stay on anyway because uh it's probably going to be difficult to find a St this stream anyway so my sources I've got my sources mate I'll find it so what do you want to see from today's game then what do you want us what do you want from JLo substitutions straight away 75 minutes did you know by the way he done the same substitution time as Moy as well really yeah same time same time as well so that's interested are we saying that he's another moys now hey I can't do this positivity man positive I think it's gonna be one-1 draw today I do think he's gonna be one-1 draw I think yeah I'm saying one one you're saying two take that what happened to the fing what happened to what happened to the badge I didn't know what to do I didn't know what to do what do you mean you didn't know what to it was right there you just have to drag the the it wouldn't go over the the thing yes you have to go into the layers you Wally and drag the bloody oh you go up don't you yeah yeah yeah yeah I remember I remember now I remember I just thought I wouldn't say anything hoping that you wouldn't notice so yeah I just looked up I was like wait you would notice so I just play along like done it already and then might just accepted it do you think we'll finish top four or I deleted the clock as well and then I was [ __ ] myself theno undo undo we weren't finishing the top half playing bloody such in this Midfield I tell you that he's he's Vice Captain now matey so he's going to be staying on now what don't I don't get as well like we've just heard and we did a we did uh the lineup last night night right that um we've got play is up for sale right and including those players are such and sual are potentially up for sale I think Antonio is as well like we're playing the players that we don't want anymore over players that we've signed like it's joke mate this joke thing uh he obvious he obviously he obviously doesn't think that they're ready yet the new signings yet how is how is Waka not ready like he's not got to adapt to the league he's obviously playing preseason with Manchester United but he's got to adapt with uh with JLo's um tactics and that probably he's not he's not so so wait hold up so is every player such's got to adapt to JLo's tactics yeah but he's had longer he he's had the six weeks with him he's had had six weeks what we got wait America and everything together weren't they about xeres what Xerxes is [ __ ] playing well he's not starting to be fair myself off there to be honest but but I'm just saying other teams have their signings coming straight in like sanki came in for what is all this that's that's big an he's different mate is he yeah but then L he was supposed to be follow the rules mate don't follow rules mate God you were the chosen one leri you were supposed to destroy the mois not join it all I it's it's shocking it's shocking then I can't think of any reason why he's doing it he must trust them more than than the others and it's and it's sad to see but we've got to believe in him in he build a statue win just win the new channel is called Lawless Lawless live cheeky plug cheeky plug I put it in there it is I'll put the what's on the channel on Lawless live Dan what can you get it's well it's me not live I've not been live once on the channel That so but yeah mostly it's been like a lot of uh videos thoughts on West Ham I I sort of do a lot of editing on it and uh stuff like that so I'll probably do a reaction on there today um and stuff like that so yeah check it out check it out give us a subscribe but um I'll try and get down soon yes yes get down what's that your well look at that oh look at me I'm I'm drinking a whiskey oh I've got a roast din in front of me or something I think that's a Chinese or something oh it look at him like look at that face he's putting like he's the dog bollocks or something he's like his album cover is it his album cover yeah exactly get out of Meo to take that picture yeah Zoo take take a picture of me looking serious with my whiskey yes he's Lawless and he's not live Lawless not live I should have called it it's just a catchy now I'll probably I will go live one day I'll send me a link what for the link for total talk sport total sport ah yeah we're not really we're not like the others are we or the other we don't really uh we're not really giving inep analist are we well I'm just like I'm too like deflated to you know what I mean like give indepth analyst anal what did you want to see you wanted to see rampa I want to see what did you want to see up front what was the lineup I get the lineup up put it on right Scott did [ __ ] beat me in this lineup like everyone votes for his 10 points to Scott yeah 10 points he got battered though by Ryan last week right let me share do you believe in my lineup uh presents share screen right so I'll tell you what I went for in my in my in the preview so you can see this this was the lineup so why did you get the pictures of you putting your hands up like what was that you mean I'm presenting the line I'm presenting it but why you both got your hands up in the same like in the picture like what is the reason the lineup that's the lineup but yeah as you can see arola in goal right I wanted kilman with TBO coming in I wanted tobo he came off the bench I wanted him to start Emerson Juan Baka now I went with Ward PR next to Rodriguez interesting because one I don't want such Ward prow can pass he can press he can put in a tackle Rodriguez as the holding midfielder and then W PR as the center midfielder then Peta on the left because he's got that good understanding with Emerson good link up obviously cudas in the 10 as I think he's stronger there either in the 10 or on the right but Bowen is on the right in the last uh sorry in the last game Kudos was playing on the left yeah I know but I don't want him there i w in there okay um and so that was my lineup Scotts was the same except he had petta in Center Midfield next to Rodriguez and he had Somerville on the left starting interesting so yeah this this flawless guy he's been everywhere he despises uh latei he was on my channel he was everywhere my God he's he's basically he's your name isn't it but different Flawless well well it's not Flawless as in f l a w it's he's it's Flawless as in he has no flaw he's your arch enemy really he's without a flaw get this man a flaw yeah get him oh but yeah so oh yeah let me get the link get the link sorted yeah so like I said I'm not I'm not happy um with the line but I'm G give it let's give it the benefit of the doubt right as long as it wins like if we win then it's a great lineup if we don't win then it's a shocking lineup that's that's that's that's how it is but yeah the timeline as you can expect is not happy let's look at some reactions from the uh from the West Ham faithful I'm going to go on the Twitter's to this tweet to the to the lineup so you get my reaction you know we're not happy bloody hell arola looks like he's not happy he's he's found out about the lineup he's like oh for [ __ ] sake he's focused he F where the away kit today love I like that away kit the third kit you mean yeah I like that sorry yeah third kit my apologies third kit I like that yeah I don't what is this what is this about this gold triangle this is some Iron Man or something goldenness of West Ham's Joy or something I don't know I don't of the furnace and it or something on might as well stay in the dressing room says Uber West Ham West Ham Central absolute joke like his account what is this between you and him by the way what's going on oh he's just a bit of a [ __ ] is't he like he's off now why can't you see later D see you later DMO love you what do you mean friends like he just talks L of crap we should all be together he's just like anti lopi because he's not Moyes we might be bringing back Mo after after five matches or four matches to be honest is it if he oh God no don't even yeah look not one person is like yeah this is this is the lineup the lineup for the cup game versus Bournemouth is going to be box office yeah we're going to see all the players we want to see against Bournemouth yeah that's definitely going to happen that is yeah last time we B PS was the first of January 2022 we're definitely we're going WrestleMania if it comes to London 2026 I don't know what them ticket prices are going to be you're going to aw you wanted to go to that yeah it was on yesterday wasn't it was it I I hate that yeah it's it's it's not we what we need to Hope right is that we keep it oh look a bot likes it nice lineup yeah even the Arsenal fans are roasting us so what we have to hope is we keep it level to the later stages of the game and then can bring on the likes of the Somerville and and that you know he's going to bring on Danny like last time in he so let's play all the players that we don't want anymore makes sense like yeah we don't need you you're not maybe he's doing it he's trying to sell him off maybe yeah but then maybe that's what he's doing yeah then if we're not winning if we're not picking up any points then what's the [ __ ] point maybe maybe Tim Sid maybe Tim siden said listen I'm the boss now you got play what I want to play you play all the players that put that on big Tim don't you dare SL that's what he wants mate big Tim wants that so he's told he's got no saying nothing now as head coach it's Tim sidon's teammate that's what he wants because he wants to sell those players that's that's the plan and I think he's obvious yeah well I I'm not buying it I'm not I'm not going to sit here and SL the fraud that we all knew the fraud the fraud he did his job he brought the players L is the coach he needs to play The Players he's not nothing mate he's just a yes man he is no he is the man he's a yes man I just like listen we there's just no excuses now like we've got Man City next man city is going to be an L right we're losing man we probably win against Man City to be honest no no no chance no chance in I really do think we'll probably win against we'll probably lose today win against Man City lose the next one and then win against Chelsea or something you know I could see that happening well now yeah you're Mr the power of positivity all of a sudden oh no we're definitely losing today we're definitely losing today you just said we draw one one but I'm just saying that as the West I've got to say that on the channel but deep down in my heart we're Los to and you know it you know it as well you just don't want to say it you don't want to admit it that we're going to lose P says he thinks we're going to be in a relegation dog fight this SE someone clip that clip that calling it someone's already called it ladies and gentlemen someone's already called it total sport Tech it's working is it working just watching adverts adverts on I'm so's done a good job man all the time man all right so your predict what is your prediction what I really want to say is losing but I've got to be positivity no come on give your honest prediction I've got to be positivity in it I got to say draw I'm sticking with my 2-1 right listen I'm gonna try I'm not happy with this lineup but I'm going to trust that latei has a reason I do I bloody turn the sound off what do you mean how you turn the sound off you just hear no but if it's automatically muted on mine no it's not mine one yeah what is the point of signing new players that's like how long yeah I can hear you yeah how long is he gonna do this like how long is it gonna [Music] take yeah it's great like he might make the changes at Man City it's too late because it don't matter what lineup he plays against Man City we're going to lose they're not not quite up to speed yet so fix your coaching fix your coaching about not up to speed what speed we I'm telling you now right I'm telling you you're making a rod for your own backloop at igy because at some point if we start slow and they're not up to speed there should be a point where they're up to speed and it should click I'm really oh I'm I'm so annoyed man I'm so like I've defended LPI like all week defended it when are you calling it when are you gonna call it well dep like if we get to like January and we're nowhere near Europe we're down in the doldrums and we not it's not clicking like I I believe I I wanted to give him a season but if he's sitting there and going oh the new players aren't quite ready well then I better when they come in I better see some ready fuing players I don't know why I'm just so annoyed like we we could end up winning and then it will all be gone that's the thing is it yeah get it on the uh footy pass but if if we lose the next four matches I'm saying it you gotta go no that's just Frankie the boss no you can't the next four matches he's got to go no no no no you can't you all but you can't count Man City match he done no you can't count no you can't count Man City no what that Crystal Palace manager what was that one he only had five matches he got what was his name again deor the Dutch guy Frank deall yeah that's the same mate got G mate sorry if he can actually bloody me is my microphone like really low or something I can't turn the sound just one two one two one one two why I why is my mic so low one two one two one two ah there we go there we go one two I'm there he's just deaf [Music] yeah all right come on West come on on believe in West yeah yeah you go look deor look there it is jaay can you if you can't hear maybe you can read come on westan funny if we sack JLo and then comes klopp listen if klopp wanted to come I'd sack JLo tomorrow mate I'd sack him tomorrow if klopp wanted to join sorry mate if we win three matches on the truck you've got to sing don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got I'm still JLo From the Block I'm still julan from the block from the Block used to be at WS but now I'm at West Ham I'd say if we in our next three games yeah all right I've seen that we in our next threee including Man City our way fans I've got the I've got the palace fans waving their Flags so have I yeah oh good I've got a big flag big flag in a drum thoughts on Bo Captain by the way thoughts I I I asked for it I said I tweet that said that's one of the first things he can I be honest with my thoughts we know what you're he not Captain he's not good he's not Captain material he's not he's not Captain I'm sorry just because he's he's dating daddy D's daughter he got the captaincy he did oh leave it at he is the new Mr West H who else has taking that captaincy he's got it because he's da d d That's why don't eyes the well can you see him in the dressing room re going come on you [ __ ] bastard come on can you see who can you see in this team doing that tell me so you're saying boing then yeah who are you saying right at least Antonio at least I would say I'll leave it out he's going to be a bench player like but Well's not at the moment is he he's not at the moment I want to see a big performance from him today he's got a score today yes did you see what did you think of Rodriguez by the way last game obviously like he had a bit of a difficult wasn't it but he's next to B flipping Su so what do we [ __ ] think Vice Captain mate but um yeah it was funny I watched that behind the scenes video they did for at West them from the photo shoot and um Antonio goes up to corner and goes so if you score this season you got to do one of my celebrations which one is right yeah okay that's cor is safe from doing any celebrations look they've got this shitty tunnel thing they've got it's tint palace look at a look at this this is not Premier League stairs slip they all crowded around the stairs they're supposed to be developing one of the stands isn't there what at Palace yeah they're going to take it from being 25,000 capacity to 35,000 we can't let these beat us with like a shitty player entrance like why do we have to walk out in the rain as well and they go they get a tunnel yeah that's true come on come on westan I like the third kit man it looks really nice I love those shorts the the purple shorts look nice purple shorts clar they I don't know the the gold triangle and the color just ruins it from me oh it's not that bad I think that's the top I'm going to buy I think for this year's one I think I will oh now you want that one I like that you're going to get it on that link us don't you what what you talking about the um link to the club shop yeah yeah yeah link to the club shop yeah I don't think they've got the third one yet I don't think they've got it on that one oh really yeah I didn't see it I just saw the black and the that one mat is going a hatrick to by the way you got the new kit haven't you how is the neck cuz a lot of the players cut there one because it was very tight around their neck it is tight is it it is yeah but I like it what you eating I was eating a protein Kinder Bueno thing why you live for it's just qu Kinder brao what you saying it's a protein for it's got six say prot six grams of proteins in it it's just good better why you li yourself everything's a protein protein ice cream you've got to have your proteins what do you think guys what's that [ __ ] pose you do on your ins every time what is that thing you do oh you do your little muscle Buster [ __ ] pose what all the evidence there Hulk Hogan over here get the merch on get the merch see it's quite are you gonna cut it like Antonio no I I listen I bought this with Club cash but this ain't cheap I ain't [ __ ] cutting it he gets cut for to be authentic look at look at even Lai like what is this picture of him like he could have wore a suit does he look like [ __ ] I don't know he just he looks like a fing someone's stepdad or something he looks like Moy didn't he like he's got that polo shirt tucked into his jeans yeah I think he should have he's not he's not our manager mate he's not manager material mate get rid of him you mean you should have wore a suit for this like you know what I mean he don't wear suits though does he he don't wear suits well what about a track suit at least a track suit yeah West H track Shane getting [Music] on he's starting his job in September Shane Shane's Shane's quit the show by the way he's quit the show oh what's that about happen you I don't know he's just had enough he said he's he's quit he's had enough he was working him too hard working too hard of us hold on you why have you got the score and the clock the wrong way round that's how it is isn't it no always on the top no the the scores on the top and the clock's in the bottom oh it's kind of right I can't be bothered to move it around I'll move it around once I I click on it the timer because they're gonna go nuts that's really annoying that is here we go game started let's do it oh God come on where we go wait you're 10 seconds ahead of me what are you joking me right now what I need to see what the time actually says on the thing oh gosh they're already passing it round I'm on 25 seconds I'm on 36 seconds oh oh I can't no no just do it we are I need to fire this is a joke it's fine don't because you're gon to mess up my one if you move what do you mean if I how am I going to mess you up tell now if you click on my one it's going to mess it up I don't know what your one is you're going to stop mine knowing you you would have probably just clicked on the top one I got ad block yeah I did actually yeah surprised uh all right let me pause ad blocker I mean I don't have ad blocker I don't don't look right this one at the bottom is that supposed to be no because the clock's supposed to be smaller don't need a giant clock just ruining it we will give you our our commentaries soon I just I just can't have him in front of me there you go happy happy what was that song uh I hope you're feeling happy now I don't know but you always sing it what what her name what do you mean I always sing it oh look at this one minute oh it froze one minute 50 two minutes MAV Panos on the ball yeah is passes it down to Rodriguez turns it to Emerson come on Emon P so pakar is on the left by the way ladies and gents so he did that right okay he did play on the left Kudos is in the middle oh [ __ ] link oh oh actually no sorry Kudos is on the left actually sorry my apologies rodrigue right on the left with pakar very interesting let's see if I refresh that it's Corner West Ham United West Ham corner here we go ladies and gents come on West Ham score the goal B takes oh God can't we just bring on jwp quickly or something like yeah Bowen's not great at Corners no he's [ __ ] man here we go oh oh you're ahead of me now oh you're bloody me now see I've got my other stream it's like two seconds behind you like one second I'll try I'll try the other stay on your one then stay on your one it's fine let me see um I'm this other one is like two seconds behind can't you pause it no you can't pause it oh that was Sue cheing and Antonio nearly flicked it on Ant proving why he's in the starting line up with what by missing chances oh come on our win probability is only 28% there is 4 47% yeah come on suf I need a big big performance from you today it's so far oh is so far didn't he done his little so so yeah you're right what is he wearing man yeah Roy's rolls bloody jumper he's wearing it is he looks like Roy rolls Roy rolls from coron Street he looks like a Vicor who's in like going out in his spare time you know true why Vic always look like that yeah like when they're just likeing to apologies Vic uniform and tell Jas That Song Is by what song oh here you go Miss Hamet said the song she's got this song oh that's it yeah brilliant thanks Miss I'm going to add that to my playlist later on right come on West Ham Rodriguez on the ball is that Rodriguez looks like Danny in this link oh Rodriguez with a Miss pass there oh we had two now that's it we've reclaimed it though Emerson is that Emerson [ __ ] hell this is terrible D yeah I always get but it was P I feel like I'm playing like World Cup 90 on Sega Mega Drive oh nice there for a on the ball oh oh ball over the can't remember his name mata's on the ball lays deflection over the top Corner Palace I I do like their kit to be honest I think that's snazzy yeah from Rodriguez is that his Rodriguez this is not right I'm going to have to like I'm going to put it there actually so I can see it yeah let me just put it cor for palace here we go come on oh God oh God all right that's it deal with it nicely headed away oh deflection come on get it on the counter come on missed out [ __ ] a it Su passes it back to arola all right calm it down calm it down Lads let's get some control good man he's so good man e he is good man e he is good we should sign him as well just for the fun of it was too late we had our chance it's too late to sign a it's too late ref getting in the way come on oh or Palace are on it today man look at them I hate him marola kicks it out oh it's annoying he was just like getting more ahead of me here we go Antonio on the ball now he's running it down he's running it down he got there though and he's oh he loses it he loses it as usual come on boys oh we've getting a few sh JLo out everyone's calling it JLo out already yeah he FY hell oh my God oh my God so open at the back we are flicks it in comes Palace out on the wing there B on the ball now cross comes in headed away nicely get it out what the hell was that man boen loses the ball go on your quick one go on your quick one want me to go my quick one yeah going the quick one is better I was gone where's it gone where's my quick one oh it's got so so fou oh [ __ ] it's downloading [ __ ] viruses a it's [ __ ] loading viruses oh here we go thanks for the viruses Dan's going to meet up with a uh with a mil later on in his area in my area yeah it's funny as there's loads of meals in our area isn't it on always is it they're all in our area they're always in our area corner for West Ham here we go come on just get jwp on takes it again here we go oh [ __ ] shitty [ __ ] here we go here we go here we go come on West Ham oh SC says playing Kudos out of position where is he play is he playing on the left then yeah he's playing on the left Kudos pak's in the middle oh pakar what are you on you're a 9 [ __ ] out why don't you change to a link that's further ahead like do you think do you seriously think I'm GNA touch it it's just open the greatest quality of all time and it's not even doing anything bad just not on talk sport for [ __ ] I need to delete these go on the one that says uh cast light as the sponsor at the bottom it says carel light it says Castle light on the on the on the screen it's like a sponsor for [ __ ] oh they want me to install this extension so I can access it yeah sure okay I'll do that I'll do [Music] that could be his last game today for Palace uh how' you say so name Dan Mark I think it's Gaye gay Mark Gay all right here we go it West Ham just control the tempo a bit pass it around the back here getting our possession stats really craping it the one with all the rain on it yeah yeah they need to get a little cloth oh bloody hell Palace are pinging this ball around for fun man pis looks so good very well drilled why look crap oh mistake there from the play player boing on the ball now that's it that's it that's it come on he got option Kudos Kudos wants oh he tried to flick it in Kudos c ah just wide just wide just wide I like that though I like that it's nice b gets the ball from a mistake from a play player got to do capitalize ipswitch beating Man City 1 nil shut your mouth no way K McKenna oh K McKenna oh he's fantastic oh he's the best manager in the world now that everyone's gonna say oh yeah we we could have got him yeah we should sign him actually we should buy him yeah everything else is nil nil except for that game Palace man city is definitely going to come back and destroy him right 100 100% Rodriguez flicks it on to Bowen Bowen gets the ball three players on boing MOS penalty to City apparently what's that penalty to City apparently oh that didn't last long then all right come come on let's go passing it around the back looking for options Oh Long ball oh actually I'm two [ __ ] seconds behind you let's try this one Olympic streams I'm either like these streams are either like really far in front of you or like to seconds behind it's really annoying this one's good though go to try just open a new tab go to this Olympic streams it's really good oh you're gonna mess up my thing now and we're not going to get spoiled then is we you'll be fine goal kick I'll keep you up to date there's out oh sua wins the header let's go let's go boing let's go come on Jared passes it backwards lovely nice bit of Mo which one uh it's it's called Olympic pck streams I haven't got that you have got it it's at the bottom oh at the bottom in the middle it's uh it's one two three four five six seven eight down one two here comes Emon four five six seven eight I got VIP box oh how is it different yeah it's all different M I have VIP box that's weird isn't it yeah loads of these yeah a got anything olyp no no Olympic ones I've got that's weird try try that one then try the VIP box here we go we're trying it seems like we're just playing it long at the moment where's the tippy tappy bollocks I want Tippy tappy bollocks mate 1351 this one's all good bar 1355 this one is 1355 oh bloody well you're closer you've caught up a bit this is 1420 I just realized then your clock's going to be bloody leave it just leave it don't calls drama Don calls no drama come on come on boys come on boys MAV Panos oh here we go mistake I bet it any minute all right he let himself off there that's right pass it back pass it back oh it's getting tight in that box it is getting tight the players are Maron don't know what to do he doesn't know what to do he's all right he's all right he's all right I wonder if I can like put you on a delay so I hear you like two seconds later yeah oh we we got in the Box great save good save by arola well done that was close man I think Chris will be at the game map and plus imagine the three of us trying to get a link that's on in sync that's a good run by e tried to be a bit strong foot to it two IP switch mistakes Al so Man City winning best play for West Ham so far um oh God it's hard because not many players have stood out here we go boing on the ball comes B come B come on Antonio oh oh plays a little throw ball oh gets a touch keep come on Antonio go on pakar that's it go keep it alive keep it live win it Win It win it yes petta that's it that's what we want to see 3-1 Man City oh blood I told you I wouldn't last long oh bloody H good we don't want Arsenal to win the league JLo clapping in there on the side there he he's he's he's loving it he's likes what he seen come on W that please just win in this please here we go is this corner it is it oh no enderson kicks the ball out try and like do your reaction like a second later like try and be like you know what I mean all right all right I'll try so you're like so if he kicks the ball out you you count one second in your head and then you say he kicks the ball out okay oh there J J's going nuts other the side there over there come on Rodriguez come on we've had no shots on target they've had one we've had seven attempts to there three though wow embarrassing our attempts have been [ __ ] [ __ ] it's been [ __ ] yes D needs to be eating that that chili and wearing the West Ham shirt I'm not going to let him forget it and if we beat him today I will not let him forget it come on Wester I hate this bloody QuickBooks crap down with QuickBooks unless they want to sponsor us and then up with [Laughter] QuickBooks oh J the fo's In This Crowd today watching the game is it him is that Jermaine defo yeah at the back really crap quality Steve parish is there when's he going to spend some money Everton [Music] losing come on there is the losing Martin Edwards where are you oh here we go boing oh he gets the ball when it he's pulling his shirt ref that's it fight fight come on this is the problem now this is the problem too many oh Emerson misses it oh no counter attack oh Eduardo there with the close close close they're getting closer and closer Palace man beating leester you can just tell they're going to score is it Palace yeah it's coming they're gonna Score first aren't they Palace we're playing with fire Q says hello hello how are you doing you guys you finally got rid of Moy yeah congrats well thanks Cuba World Mo in in a mask Moy in a mask imagine he did take the mask off and it was Moyes all along ah I'd go nuts it was me Austin it was me all I'd go nuts and go yeah I can't really do much though so we need Scooby doing that to investigate come on oh e on the ball now here we go there cross into the ball sloppy oh I can't do that I can't do the one second thing he's just too exciting Ah howy hell this is just now they've they've got the control yes Smith R scored for Fulham he in the Box get it [Music] off come on come on that's it get hold of it someone foul West Ham win a free kick and that was Rodriguez win it well done well played son well played ah ah all over the place all over the place and once again once again it's all coming down our right hand side exactly the same exactly the same as Villa Game get one B sacka on now don't get play in man we got The Possession stats but posession [Music] posession let's see let's see if that's true yeah 62% possession yeah it's terrible is it we've got to listen to it on the radio Anthony the rest of the world yeah they can watch 3M kickoffs yeah is a joke they need to fix that up all the rain is pouring down now we this help West H that's why we haven't scored yet cuz it's raining all right CL [Music] all right it's raining I's trying to play out the back versus Man City wow Jokers they they ain't long for this league if they're doing that come on we're passing it round the back long ball head on this is the problem we do this long ball and it just comes straight again e again easy in the Box again get through foul again corner too easy for West too easy just got two foul on toast mate toast too easy a little bit of toast you love that song Corners Palace 2 West Ham 2 come on no shots at klopp he said as a Liverpool fan he is not appreciative of your shot klopp Jay's Liverpool fan here hey oh tell me at 12:30 mate tell me at 12:30 why are we back in January everyone's like we just let's just chill out let's just like come on man like we're playing like how Moyes plays as well to be honest not going to lie but we have got well I don't know we've got more possession but yeah the long ball is just not work why do we keep doing that that's it play out from the back time no it's gonna go long that's it go on arola lovely lovely oh near a goal there oh my God long ball long ball headed he's not working he's still doing it oh my God every time we go long it comes back stop going long oh Su far misses that it's a piss take man should I be a bit closer yeah you could get closer move closer come on Spurs beating Everton 2-0 now I love these updates everyone gives us who scored the goal uh basuma scored the first goal I know that much and uh I'm not funny it's not working on the right for us I don't know why we keep playing playing it to B to be honest because they know what we're doing Kudos is there all by himself on the other position it's empty there why are we not doing why we're not playing it to Kudos yeah as I said there's a ripping two foul apart rip it up and start again come on come on come on come on come come on come on come on oh my God can't get out of our own half come on Antonio long ball again this the only way we get out half and then it gets headed on it's the same oh nice one cudas he's Fed Up he's fed up and just giving the ball to Palace yeah he's like why you why are you playing Star you play it long it gets headed onto a palace player then we're on the back foot I swear to God if this if this is JLo's tactics mate then we're we're done for mate if this is the super tactics that he's been bringing he's going to bring in I mean we gotta wait to see when we get the good players in but geez oh he he don't want them it's not his players that he want his te siden plays is he he's not doing it on purpose Oh shot goes wide it's not the best of games is it all around [Music] no afternoon happy not quite not quite not quite happy yeah like it wac is going to have to come on this game he's struggling bring on Danny ining he's just going to bring on Danny ining later on anyway so if I see ining mate if I see Nikki like still believes that he's gonna come good for us please believes in him yeah I know give it over yeah just come how the yeah exactly we go Antonio on the ball now oh we loses [Music] it what is wrong with him oh no he doesn't my fault bloody hell this game is dragged I can't believe we can kick it there we go there pass it to arola there we go long ball don't you doare don't you doare he got to do it yeah [Music] straight watching wbl this is so repetitive I feel like watching Southgate man no we're watching Wimbledon mate crazy gang football crazy gang yeah but we're not like smashing in their kneecaps or anything like fine well there you go so check just fell over like a [ __ ] I'll K saying hey to happy oh who's in the chat all right hey happy I thought it was asking if we're happy because I'm happy oh happy Hammer okay shout out to everyone here we go tired The Possession stats must have been in their favor by now there's no way we've still [ __ ] dominating possession it's 57 I don't understand is right he plays Rodriguez though though is he he's playing him yeah yeah exactly and kilman I know he's kind of got to play Rodriguez but still you're playing him alz on the bench yes oh thank God for that this is pain go what's he going to do he's pumping it long but I bet when they pump it long it don't just go back to [ __ ] in our position read this one out then this one's quite a good one oh yeah oh yeah I'm waiting there you go until lupy gets his new play style established that old players can revert back to moy ball I think it will take a while and we'll bring in new players gradually oh I want it now I don't get is though Palace Villa they bring bring a new manager straight away and it just clicked straight away yeah yeah they play glasa ball immediately they didn't have to like play Hudson ball for like 10 games like they would started playing good football yeah okay Palace had lost their first few games but then it clicked because they started playing how they wanted to play there's no point us playing Moyes ball until the players already play how you intend to play I like people calling him loopy L he's bloody loopy like I love this B berino says we will beat City then he posts it it's 41 it's 4-1 Man City oh we got Oh I thought B had it oh yeah he's close not not quick such nice flick on there from such going on the ball now two plays on him a just jump for it cudas right I think you're right JP I don't that's that's harsh JP man that's harsh too is T harsh he's he's got a Europa League mate yeah we got conference cup doesn't mean nothing whoa whoa whoa what do you mean means nothing nothing to me right come on Emerson Antonio can't Mickey's so deep and on the wing like yeah we need a striker that's going to be misses his right back base yeah that's what he wants oh penalty oh oh no he fell over that's not a penalty no he pulled his shirt man he's given a foul against Antonio though let's have a look let's have a look guy let's see yeah look he pulled his shirt look yeah that's a that that should be a pen that's a pen man he pulled his shirt literally ripped his shirt off VR should be looking at that you can't pull the shirt that was a goal scoring opportunity as well yeah we we need a striker that's just going to be where he needs to be you know around the box to be an option oh thank you not going to well I'm convinced we are dinosaur magnet in any language you want we're the Natural History Museum that's what we are oh my God you see the people are complaining about the well they're saying it's so uninspiring the well in the natural the well you know the well they got rid of the dinosaur didn't they dippy yeah and they put a well there inste that's boring it's boring isn't it well skeleton and it's so high up as well you can't even bloody look at it properly but yeah kilman does look solid yeah that was a good sign him pet has no help in the Midfield at all yeah I'm convinced this is not um oh Camas on wac oh here we go I've just lost mine one now oh what shame thereo wak is like why am I on the bench bro that's what he would say he would say bro come on oh what's what's your number one this new one I've got what's your one what what time yeah um 3313 oh I'm on 3256 no oh you're gone super behind let's going back to Waka wait you're on 56 did you say I'm on 33 3311 now I'm well behind hold up let me check one of these other ones well well well for [ __ ] sake have you seen the one that says C crack streams crack stream I clicked on it and it looks very like crack Edy does it's like very crack there's another one called met streams as well meth yeah cracken meth [ __ ] what time did you say you're on I'm on 3322 bloody hell man I just found another one hold on 3 4 12 I'm on 12 all right it's about the same what you w on kick out yeah right about the same okay that'll do that will do I know I've just there it is come on boys it shot F who's there who is there man ah keep looks like that went out I'm just stopping the clock just so I can there you got yeah that's we're on the same I think you're two seconds ahead of me again oh my God patar here we go now like between the last two games at this game in the previous game we hardly create any chances man yeah how many on a on 3630 all right mate you lucky bastard lucky lucky you matey come on come on urgency let's get it out come on you've got all that time and space Emerson do s I'm still saying a draw I'm saying why is kilman out wide and Emerson's not on oh it's not working on the right man why do you keep playing on the right yeah everything's going down that side it's not working oh well done Su just give away a cheap foul and complain about it come on oh God let us know what where you're watching from what country is that it's always good to know it's always nice to hear all sorts of country come on oh it's all Palace Palace must have The Possession now Palace must have The Possession oh I've lost my stream lovely jly oh I think I'm 5 Seconds ahead of you now oh nice that's Palace God this has been just such a boring half of football when is it when you when you play against you watch West Ham oh we got someone from ment mutant Bavaria got Newbury Albania red five is in Albania that's mad got per oh we got per got Australia good mate get a get a beers on the Barby do any of you will St Pierre is oh nice one from Kudos there nice come ah it's a got it he's still oh go Kudos nice one ref yeah free kick for West Ham Wickford where's Wickford we need him to really take this game got Texas got Wickford I've just teleport it's just gone behind or is this the replay because it looks like I've just gone behind you replay replay [ __ ] sake yeah hammers hammers don't you get the beers on the barie don't you be on the barie mate the worst Australian accident get get the airor on and get the beers on the Barby oh Herford that's where Bo oh that's a nice place that's where Boeing is from isn't it yeah Boeing the Herford what are they called the Herford heroin we got some from norch oh nor have it sou [ __ ] oh God M tell us what you had for lunch because it seems that's the that's even more interesting yeah pasta past is more interesting than this yeah oh nice one from M there oh whoa oh that was nothing [ __ ] sake had a bet that didn't you jumped of me how dare you I'm [ __ ] know now I'm well ahead of you this has gone like 40 minutes oh nice let us know if they score trying to get like as close as possible winter winter in Australia I bet he's still hot I bet it's like 30 de or something it we get get yeah bloody hell like all the ones I'm clicking on are like past 40 seconds and you're not even anywhere near 40 seconds yeah just go for it just do it [ __ ] a 4041 Jesus Christ blood you're nearly on half time mate yeah good actually that's a good thing I want to go to Half Time get me to half time do we look at it as you're happy with nil nil at the moment I mean nil nil is not bad to going in at half time but I'm just not sptech Simon typ with sporttech I'm not loving the performance leave it leave it come on corner to to to Palace oh I'm not even near that bit yeah oh did I score sh no hit the crossbar oh yeah oh I thought I I clicked on this link because I thought it was like close but I just realized it's a minute ahead of you what's bong bong sport come on [ __ ] know this one's now two minutes behind you let's just get to bloody Half Time come on ball over the top there which easily Falls to is that Mitchel who is that God defend sua defend something watching it on total SP Tech know we can't just like keep repeating like oh watching on this that'll be the whole watch along of just just saying a streaming sight that we probably shouldn't be saying yeah probably shouldn't be saying it come on oh God this is so depressing no very boring what's going on I think they're showing the uh have you seen it where it hit the crossb yet e yeah yeah I've seen that yeah that a great shot we're lucky there yeah very lucky beat the keeper come on I think so far the best play for us has been kilman to be honest yeah yeah for West as I would say e is man of the match so far in the whole of the game I think yeah God funer lipy says I'm literally falling asleep here Antonio is just like get him off he just runs do he that's all he does come on nice one kilman ref well I'm shouting to the ref because I want to fre it's just long it's just can't be bothered in it the people yeah it's very we need we need something in the attack pette oh oh Emerson saly we hit brick wall a that's that that's that come on no no one's going to score in this half it's going to be nil nil surely come on [Music] Western Hal time we what yeah my my sky sports went off saying half time well obviously we oh I've lost my one I've lost my one yeah well oh yeah half time no um injury no added time yeah there it is West Crystal Palace nil West Ham NE not the most exciting not the most exciting half of football it's the same [ __ ] from last season I just don't get it it does feel like very repetitive it's just I thought there'd be two pack changes man no there's he has to come on W saaka they're getting so much joy down that side Joy to the World what's it's a joke just really boring half football but at least it's still nil nil so that's good that's a positive thoughts on the first half boring long ball like and we just kept doing it I I expect so much more from JLo to be honest and and he's not he's not doing it man no like he has to tell him like he has to even if it's the same players he has to give him a different bloody tactic I don't get how you can make palic look so good in that first half they just look brilliant they did everything was just working for them he has to go what were the so The Possession stats ended up at we ended up with less possession so it was 48.5 West Ham and 51.5 Crystal Palace yeah he does look pissed off what's that someone said basaka looks pissed off yeah he's like what have I come here for man like it's a joke they'll be calling Moy to come back come back come back he's seeing he's seeing an he's seeing s foul not make a single tackle I've not seen nothing different this is how we played with Moyes just passing it down to Boeing throughout the whole game nothing changes I don't get it well Lads I've got to say after 135 minutes the season we might as well have stayed with David Moyers same old [ __ ] different manager let's hope that that's what what I do I bore I bore the H tears uh do you think JLo should make changes he's not going to do it like I I I don't I'd make one CH i' I'd make one change and just bring on ju Bak to shore up that right hand side but he could also bring on maybe bring on Somerville and put boen up top put cudas on the right there's that option I think I think would be be brilliant in this type of game to be honest yeah yeah someone with a bit of energy yeah I could see with a bit of energy he could he could be R to Palace basically as as uh for us really let's have a look at some of the stats so the heat Maps let's get this on let's have a look at the statistics Kevin said lelli is the Spanish David Moy again yeah like you know what I realized right Spanish managers don't work for us pel yeah didn't work why do we keep going we need to go for J well you just named one manager well that's what we we any any other Spanish managers so we had alichi but that was Italian yeah yeah had a d yeah spanishs don't work we had greeny they just don't work yeah one manager uh oh oh oh I bet be careful I nearly shared the game oh is he chiling a he's chilly chillian so if people can see this here we' the touches have been quite close one looks like a turtle's kicking the ball and the other one looks like um I don't know what the other one looks like it's looking quite quite even what was that Pokemon with the the plant one back in the day what Bulbasaur B not bobsa the other one the plant it was just a plant it was bout bell sprout apparently bell sprout or whatever yeah the other one looks like that one the second form one uh player statistics we got some player statistics oh that's great can barely see any of that you can't see it no it's too small oh uh better yeah much better right let's see defensive I want to see how many tackles Su far was putting in I think he just went him did I yeah I think he's up on the top there better not be messing with me here no he's not such let's see such had what such done he's made a tackle how many touches has such had to the ball so tackles such made this is annoying I have to keep scrolling up and down two tackles I don't know touches touches give me touches [Music] possession yeah so 9 Minutes possession 66% he's won six aerial yes not bad but his passing is going to be way down really wanted to know so these can everyone see these the yeah it's very very disappointing not a good why is Danny on on it or is this just in general not the match match Center ah here we go player statistics during the match okay yes let's see summary this is all there bloody I just want West Ham please ah West Ham here we go here we go suou shots zero key passes zero 66.7% pass completion one uh aerial one 31 touches of the ball had 31 Thomas such in the Midfield has had 18 touches ladies and gentlemen how many has Rodriguez had Rodriguez has had 38 touches same as Emerson kilman kilman and maver center backs has had by far the most touches 49 and 58 that's says it all doesn't it Antonio's had 13 touches of the ball 13 touches Antonio has had in this whole game and I bet not many of them have been in the Box kudas 20 what's Kudos what's Kudos stats so 20 touches 100% pass completion and that's it zero shots on target zero key passes so not being stand at game same as boen Bowen's had 19 touches and two key passes no shots on target so it's not looking great kilman is is and according to the stats kilman is easily our best player like easily oh it's just Poor Man Poor from that is that is poor what about petta so Keta has one aerial but no key passes why aren't we getting these key passes or or or shots on Target have we had I don't think we've had a single shot on target either yeah that is shocking sual has made zero tackles zero interceptions zero clearances zero block shots wow it's just crap man no wonder we're struggling down that side absolutely shocking Midfield is the problem just like last week as well as the right side yeah and everything seems to go through that right side that is shocking that how do you justify how do you justify that that is crazy kilman's made a tackle two interceptions four clearances zero block shots but mavan made three Emerson even Emerson who you know has done more defensive way he's made two tackles two interceptions one clearance Rodriguez yeah so defensively look Boeing obviously is enough he hasn't helped out at all there is that obviously Su has got no support from boen but yeah even petta done more defensively such's made a couple tackles yes we're not do all we're doing is just kicking the ball out long balling literally doing nothing and then when we do get the ball we just pass it down to Bowen and then Bowen loses it we have to face the truth that such is a key player for JLo my gosh like such is supposed to be in that eight roll right he's supposed to be like well Rodriguez is the holding midfielder such supposed to be the uh attacking midfielder right let's see how such has done offensively we need changes big time in the next in the second half point so two what is that what's that two uh no I wanted offensive such let's see Thomas Thomas Thomas so such he has one shot and one key pass ah we are badly missing Phillips D you're taking the piss mate which website this is who scored this is who scored you've you've been yes the website is who scored so the stats ain't looking good like their stats yeah have a look at palace's Stats let's see E look E's been running the show e oh E's been running it mate look at that three shots he's had obviously he's hit the posts or the crossbar twice key one key pass one shot target sorry three key passes uh one dribble successful dribble I believe that is yeah unbelievable yeah csol crap I don't think we've had many touches in their box so yeah you think playing petta I mean he's he's got stuck in I think he's got stuck in P get involed but yeah he hasn't created enough for me so yeah overall wow rating we we've got a higher rating than them that's odd really yeah nine shots to their eight same pass success we've had dangerous on the counter yeah that's the big thing we've been dispossessed we dispossessed them nine times they've had more say p looks off to me still looks off to me yes I agree but yeah there's what is that well I don't know I'm clicking stuff here but yeah yeah so Antonio I wish I could drag this wish do like a Sky Sports but Antonio needs to come off needs to come off at some point he's not done nearly enough he's not even in the right position I'd like to see his heat M to be fair and then yeah suou is just a liability at that right back position yeah he's he's he's got he's got to come off straight away he's got to come off second half yes 100% so that is the stats there you go um [ __ ] the second half should be getting underway in any second now big Jace Lara Lara Grill dagnam your thoughts I've been there it's actually it's all right it's all right the only thing I don't like is they don't give you uh they don't give you you know you get you free stuff like the hummus and stuff like that get smaller portions that's anything that's need the ribs are very nice the ribs are very nice ribs trying to lose weight you need the smaller portions good you're right yeah it's good thing it's very good thing come on take so Dean says take such off put cudas in the middle and put Somerville on the left and full crew up top yeah that's a shout let it it's just I want to see some proactiveness I want to see him he can't look at that and think ah this is just great oh just I just I can't do it anymore I just want lelli sacked now lelli can we just sack him and get someone else better in now who's available that we could even get I don't even know I just I just I'm just that type of fan you know what I mean I just want to win impatient I'm very impatient I just can't take it Go who's coming off off he's got us surely he can't look at that you know what Southgate let's give it a try give it a go I'll leave it out leave it get the finals he would foul great not winning we won win it but we'll get to finals here we go no changes I believe mine's not start yet so I'm not going to start the clock until I start why didn't you like refreshen that and try and change the flipping thing I've done I've changed it my thing it it'll stop working there we go Palace in possession oh I'm well behind mine's like says mate we're one and a half games in if it's like this in December then yeah move him on yeah I agree moveing on if he don't win the next four games mate he's getting sacked mate oh oh oh oh cus petta cus this is Saucy Saucy Saucy football oh I'm well behind come on let's have let's be having you oh counter time nice tackle there Peta dis possesses e Little Triangle there but we ain't done anything with it oh I can't watch this one because you're so ahead of me all try yeah try and get one where you're closer I'm on 4613 Here Comes Emerson cus see come on quick just going backwards all the time time back I'm back this is moy's ball and he's a fraud man he's just he lied to us oh come on cudas come on cudas come on get in the crossing ah please [ __ ] it all right someone wants the stream come [Music] on Maron hawood on now no point siging signing solar if such is going to play I love such he's a great guy I just want him to leave West Ham so managers stop playing him right I don't know if it's just because he's such a nice bloke managers just play him but it's time to go so frustrating come [Music] on let's see Tom o Conor looks like another [ __ ] of a manager [Music] oh we need a little time to make it work oh my stream's dying what what time is that your real time yeah God like all your ones are well slow I just pick click any random one and I'm like well ahead of you now what's going on the ones I keep clicking they're all so behind there cuz you cursed ear on that's oh no now this one's super behind you I can't be having that come on boys oh Palace is Boing playing yeah I know he's been like so [ __ ] you know what right the last two games he's not been great has he he's not done anything you know I mean he ain't gonna be doing little captain Oh leave it out leave my captain my captain you kept saying earlier on leave it at leave it at oh by the way I'm on season five of my hero bloody hell so good I've just finished season I need to get my act together bloody hell about Bing watch.com so good season five season six really good come on boys still Palace nothing's changed nothing has changed it's all Tim signing that's the problem it's all Tim signing JLo didn't have a nothing involved in it so well he did because he wanted kill M and his other was desperate to get some of these it's all lies it's all lies lies [Laughter] lies there we go such on the ball now suou on the ball suou B in oh we're on the same thing we we're on the same time just about yes get in Rodriguez throw for West Ham come on come on oh what was that suou what the hell was that what was that not happy Bing Captain's having a word like he's doing Captain things see oh bollocks yeah what the hell was that man that was very easy to read for the palace team that's like you know when you're playing FIFA and you do a throw it was like that yeah it was oh here we go petta gives the ball away nothing basically until the subs this game is just going to be nothing until there's changes basically it's going to be a waste of Our Time come on West Ham we deserve the win give us a win free kick West Ham I saw uh what's his name again the the German Guy full Krug full Krug putting his shoes on so that might mean he's com oh yeah but like there's no point just bringing Full Krug on if we ain't going to create for him wak is warming up good bring him on man why is TOA was Point bringing Toba one at this time we need oh that was a tackle there on sua sua loses the ball stay on the ball shoes no not boots yeah it was funny the way you said he's putting his shoes on not his boots he's wearing like school shoes or something he's putting his Clark shoes on yeah CL Sho Zone special Sho Zone special yeah come on come on here we go boing it's just not enough West damn bloody body look bones having to beat absolutely no one in the Box too easy too predictable Midfield needs to be revamped you're right Robert you're right mate there we go Antonio in the Box oh oh Su Che what was that it was something though I suppose is it [ __ ] hell it's something it yeah something something [ __ ] still nil nil better than the game last season that's true we were 3-0 down at this point oh oh come on come on come on Su oh just Sky it wi get him off get him off the pitch please love him but ah what is that it's left foot just [ __ ] nowhere near I'll take him off we come on JLo come on five more minutes then start making bloody Whatchamacallit start making changes press press impress me they play it Long Easy too easy for palace look at this just look at him just pinging on the ball now as oh my God come on A's [ __ ] dancing around everyone nice nice nice have that is a Flash come on come on come on come on Rodriguez oh [ __ ] sake come on West just keep hold of the ball man nice nice nice nice nice keep going anio oh what's happening how you like now ahead of me Emerson flick it oh Palace defended now I'm ahead of you like how is what's going on here like you jumping all around I'm on 54 well no it's it's lagging now oh it's freezing I'm lagging great defending there from Emerson refresh yours I'm on 5426 if you try to refresh it oh ref free kick a yellow card given that's Sayer M Panos nice one there from M Panos oh yellow card yeah yeah look he's [ __ ] barged right into him Lura yeah yellow card he's in the book I think that's first yellow card of the game come on come on West grav says I think we're gonna Str the ball oh arola comes flying out can we just play on the floor please just get the football on the floor yes like that see got cudas he's bit had his shirt pulled there we were like exactly in sync for a second there and then the streams just weren't having it it's a shame you can't paus him see foul throwing so foul sorry ah come on oh god there a throw in there Antonio cross goal oh no one's a fry hell what happened there such couldn't get a shot on it and Anton's play a bit a bit better though isn't he a bit better yeah not OD isn't it he's not exactly set the [ __ ] bar very European football next year you must be joking can't be playing this this putting this team out each week this is a [ __ ] enjoy hammer down go for a piss might as well this is pain for my ey bring on Somerville man bring him on here we go here we go come on so that's it Ariola really easily claims come on 60th minute has got be a change it's a joke here we go slowing the game down again pass it around the back MAV Panos don't piss about and lose the ball oh for [ __ ] sake what the hell here we go Paris again a come on there you go now they're passing it around the back with their back free going to win this chap says sh he's got faith bring on in yeah right oh no suou gets a to foot to it thankfully but it's not enough just too predictable kilman wins the foul well the good defending kilman nice one there man of the by far yeah definitely man a match kilman who predictable they just know what we're going to do yeah it sounds it seems like JLo just found moy's book in the in his desk or something he just using that instead of doing anything new yeah this is the thing like if we just swap Antonio for full crew nothing's going to happen because it's like we need to change you know deeper in in the in the on the field here we go long ball it out come on there we go and it results to nothing full Krug jogging he warming up spent all this money just to play this [ __ ] oh you look was all cocky with your predictions weren you what do you mean oh go top four top six it's early doors top top top top top it's early doors it's still time relegation battle for us mate relegation battle it's got to change we're gonna beat Chelsea we ain't beating no one we'll beat Chelsea [Music] bloody hell I want to see what the other scores are frustrating on still the same one one Lester Fulham ah this is a painful game Palace Subs first oh great come on this is just awful we can't get onto the ball at all come on come on mavra Panos MAV Panos has had a decent game to be fair what you on which what number you on 6027 oh okay about 7 seconds behind you yes sir are we making any changes come on make some changes no palaces though ah great this is just theja Vu oh here we go here we go raka is coming on finally only took an hour full Krug as well nice that's what we need that's what we need let's see the difference now let's see come on one yep come on must be having you but still knowing knowing jaylo he's goingon to take off like Kudos or someone isn't he and keep on Antonio on is it yeah that wouldn't surprise me no Antonio's definely coming yeah thank God for that is definitely coming off kamada is coming on we know all about him from the Europa League come on such yellow apparently yeah off ah don't tell me he's going to come back to haunt us how you doing Paul gring blaty come on West Dam oh it's just nothing's going on come on hurry up yeah oh I found a stream on the same time as you lovely let's see how long that lasts here we go oneaka throw in here we go let's see the difference now good throw love it keep him on best throw I've ever seen that was poor from him oh all right he's just come on oh for [ __ ] sake fin find what he worse than Su what we G to do he uh we just we just give up Mrs that fire Mrs D read this out please Mrs that fire voice here done Lawless big fan of your work mid Cheers Cheers Mrs Doubtfire Mrs doubt impression go then you do it then come on hello de hello dear hello Dan Lis big fan of your work mate what was that what was that accent that supposed to be that's Mrs downfire mate downfire is supposed to be Scottish hello dear that Jamaican come on this game's Jama makeing me crazy I can't see us winning this game I can't see us I've seen positives already since bampas saak has been on to be honest I'll get such off man he's going to get another yellow card he is he's going to get another yellow need to get solo in mate what solo Soko yes so Soka you mean s Sakura I was trying to Fig out does something and he gets gets filed come on yeah gives away they've got free kick on a dangerous area we're just not creating that's the problem come on hurry up let's get him on the coun we still don't leave anyone like on the edge of the box to counter everyone's in the Box defending this free kick oh goes wide that's it Aaron push up push up oh jeez oh oh it's pinging around in the box they're going to score they're going to score we're just playing we're playing with fire we're playing with fire didn't start a fire foul given againsta can't wait for this game to finish I really can't oh shut up you don't understand gosh that don't watch football just don't get it all right what's De Say she's Say No don't watch it then turn it off then if you don't like it yeah okay okay oh come on Aaron come on Aaron waka's look at this look at this they said he could God Bing yes one come on it's pinging is it a goal is it Go Thomas oh my I've always believed in you Thomas you are the best player in the game get those stats up D get those stats up and show what he truly is come on man of they bro the Plenty they broke the stand the fans oh they broke what the stand sh I never said he was [ __ ] I said that he should be staying on and he was you know Waka assist as well change the score come on sh up and Waka was key there he was crucial I've always believed in you such without Waka that gold don't happen mate and they said he was nothing like did nothing going forward oh yeah look bloody OD of West h f yeah falling through the bloody stand yeah was that Nikki was it come on come on I've always believed in you such keep him on keep him on forever now look at this from Wanaka look at this lovely Steph says Big Love for wambi yes by himself laka to boen then boen goes it plays it to to P pings around and then PS around such takes his shot but Waka started that attack nice finally come on come on right hold hold West and uh fur what they've done so far in this game has been unbelievable yeah yeah that's what you want to see hold on West Ham goal scorer Thomas such yes number 11 our Vice Captain potato salad our captain Vice Captain he's staying forever now take such off ah such's yeah he's playing a game with the fouls yeah he's going to get red card oh please please please please please West Ham oh let's beat Palace please God let's beat Palace please please someone wants you to say why they want me to say that you know I don't know they want you to say these are not the Droid you're looking for come on what's the scores D what's the other scores in the other games please Palace these are not the points you're looking [Laughter] for uh the other scores I think it's all the same is it yeah nothing's changed Forest to beating Southampton 1 nil ah for [ __ ] sake Southampton going down mate oh what's Ray saying here what's Ray saying here what you saying Ray what are you saying Ray what are you saying oh my God if this is true if I'm lagging come on come on PING what am I seeing here on the chat what it's wrong Palace in possession I'm ahead I'm well ahead now P with a throwing palace with a throw it's counter it's a counter I don't see yet I don't see wide open Bing boing come I haven't even seen it yet [Music] yes B come come ony we believed in you all along Jay build a statue bu Sig him a new contract open give him a new contract give him a new [ __ ] contract lelli lifetime contract lifetime oh look at this kilman was that kilman who played that ball got that assist wow he has been unbelievable what a finish what a finish mate oh believeing you as the captain B you are the best captain in the world he can't be Captain his affects his performance shut up oh [ __ ] I've lost the stream I've lost the stream as well [ __ ] you are the best captain in the world boen I believe in you boen said boen went to you he said look at me I'm the captain now oh more viruses downloading oh my God I've got so many viruses right I found one but it's 59 59 minutes what what oh you have to watch all the [ __ ] [ __ ] bits again all right I've got I got I've got one back to boow scoring the goal all right I I'll take that I'll take that one I'll take that why are you so behind it's because you got crap internet you need to get what I've got I've got super Speedy internet super Speedy [ __ ] what time you are uh 772 42 a bloody oh MB oh I don't I've got a bloody message in the middle of mine from Mia hello my neighbor my are four do you want to oh my god there you go in your area as usual in my it's so convenient that is like this is Spurs winning 3-0 let's get free let's get let's get us free come on good us down the win off of [ __ ] all these popups bloody hell right come on kudus kudus right no he's lost the ball oh we needed that second goal mate we needed that second goal come on oh yeah I got change the score in it sorry yeah BR youve for ages you've had that on two one NE you didn't are you trying to jinx us or something you didn't remind me well I didn't think I needed to who oh they were close they were where you gone you know what remember last time when I couldn't get it up I realized that was the reason because it was on something else like this all I needed to do was just click on that yeah Wally hold right I need to go to the the toilet maybe we'll score oh he's gone he's gone oh my God West Ham's just scored no I'm joking I was hoping he could hear that but there this is tight tight tight tight like I said if you moan about the players that you don't like they score so we just do that all the time they will come on they will either come on and do the magic or the players that are on and doing badly will score so there you go that's all you need massive massive change since waka's come on though and for it's tight though isn't it it's tight 2-0 two n we just got to keep this on if they score if they score a goal in the next five minutes then it's it's game on for them oh save from marola there Jesus Christ that was close man that was close e with the flick on into the box header in number seven who Jesus saw nearly scoring there bloody hell that was close that was Bloody close oh here we go such oh the little boy gets crushed the little boy gets crushed in the bloody the ball boy Jesus Christ what's happening what's Happ you know that ball the ball boy yeah when the West H fans crushed the thing the ball boy was under it oh my God yeah what happened is he all right yeah he's all right he's all right he's just he was he was on his back a little bit there to pull him up what time you on 7603 I'm only 10 seconds already they shouldn't have bull boys right there in front of the bleeding like away fans but at least he's all right ah come on but let's get a third there's still plenty of time in this game for them to blood I want our Striker to get a goal now a new Striker oh oh just why that was cement his spot in the game for next game give me a full crew goal mate I will love it and I deserve it full crew goal it looks weird being on the okay there you go I need to mirror it though so it looks like I'm I'm chain come on I really I really like that Palace oh Alvarez why don't you buy it why don't you buy it I might buy it yeah change it ederson Alvarez yes he's coming on yes that's what we want to see he's he's got bro and his mouth there he's having a Kinder Bueno as well he's having a Kinder protein Kinder Bueno protein Kinder Peno come on oh look at JLo telling him he's like you [ __ ] do what you need that's someone else Alvarez and Jayla I've seen Alvarez and J off for Alvarez well done Su you got your goal Thanks For The Memories We love you such you're staying forever with us sign a new contract please please I want you to play the next game list let's just calm it down he's the best in the world build him a statue statue it'll definitely go down as like a player like a cult hero like a fan favorite come on Edon am I getting EA Sports fc25 no them games man they're just so crap now yeah it's just the same crap and they don't have the rights to everything now as well the next Noble Stephie says whoa whoa whoa he is uh no no no jaay you're on the spice we need to get such and sou gone I'm on I'm on ppra spice are you on [ __ ] spice do you remember that guy that man united fan you're on [ __ ] spice spice I'm on it does it hurts my voice oh you you you can't handle a spice you can't look at you got add your spice mate neck or is it the tight neck choking you out the T-shirt it is it is it's the tight neck you'd be a mug to buy fc2 you know that guy that said are you buying he's like oh just bought come on W Oh look The sun is shining now the Sun's shining on us the weather is you go to Carnival this uh weekend Dan no going carnival at this stage of my life I've retired from going to retired I'm retired if you are going to Carnival guys uh be safe be safe and have a lot of drink enjoy yourselves come on that sun is really shiny that's going to get in our eyes come on come on look look they're scared now look they're trying to go down the other side they're going down our left now nice from pal oh patar that's lovely Emerson now we're playing that silky football see this is it's just we need to get the new bloody players in carnival is for kids is it yeah pretty much I mean some adults may go but I have no business there young young adults young adults young adults no they have a kids day don't they and then they have like the family day which is Sunday I think and then the normal day oh who's on the floor there Carnival yeah Emerson's been been fouled what time you won uh 1826 I'm 10 seconds ahead of you but I'm lagging oh he's going to the tactics what you on what number you on well I'm frozen on 8039 oh 8 84 8043 ariela with the long ball there come on come on let it let's keep possession oh for God's sakes giving away cheap throwings oh Matt slug side is up 41 ah look at you Parish his son's trying to tell him he says G him better tactics in him yeah have that glass now that's what you get for the Europa League oh look oh he must be a guest must be a guest schlop I hate that name schlop it just sounds horrible to say doesn't it schop schop schlop Alvarez already man of the match he's going to be important for us Alvarez now Su is what going to be important for us yeah he's going to score all the go is off come on West Ham see this out please this is so important this win man this is huge it's huge oh if we get it to JLo takes his teams for dinner if they keep a clean sheet really blood really West want that dinner he doesn't feed him otherwise they haven't eaten since the start of the Season JLo's gonna take him out to uh ronford Toby CV Toby CV they're all gonna get their aircuts together yeah oh over come on it's all Palace at the moment yeah it is obviously like they're going why can't we like you know when we score a goal right why can't we never like just play better still it's on the back foot obviously here we go here we go here we go we go oh you're ahead of me now are you counter attack here we go cudas red five wimpy yeah t wimpy is it oh oh oh oh full crew got a shot on target I tell you what if if JLo takes them to weather spoons tell them to tell me tell me their table number there'll be one drink on the there'll be a Pimp's drink on the way for them mushy peas mushy peas yeah and and a glass of milk a glass of milk yeah they need a bit of milk in them come on Miss never ala make makes a mistake there on purpose see it out wait what are you on now I'm on eight I'm on 8 I'm on 85 I'm on 83 mate what refresh refresh that [ __ ] how do you refresh it what you mean you don't know how to refresh F5 oh we're in seventh place European places come on free kick Palace E's over it it's lagging it's it's frozen oh you now you tell me in it when I just refreshed mine one oh it's over hit that missed every oh he slips he fell on his [ __ ] ass he fell on his [ __ ] ass oh come on ref that's a foul oh he's giving a FR against us but no but this shows you yeah that the lineup like we was right the lineup that latei put out was not right like yeah it was not right that we're winning doesn't seem like oh like you should have believed it I think I think he he he knows now that he's got to play one Paka now he's got to he has to he's got to have the confidence now to play him now what he Creswell coming on I think he's switching to a back five oh God why is he bringing Creswell on yeah no I let's see who's coming off I'd like to see Somerville come on at least Yeah the more minutes he can get the better yeah I know he's probably gonna he's gonna play in the Bournemouth game I think [ __ ] lag [Music] maybe MAV panis is coming off because he looks naked everyone's like about the the Wimpy I haven't been wimpy since like the90s wimpy man you know what it was about Wimpy it wasn't about the the meat it's about the bun the Buns there are different they got different you pay all that money just for a bun but I think it is I think it's about the bun it's not about the beat it was about the bun The Bun had different texture and stuff like that what about little chef remember little chef I don't think they have those anymore Oh e good defending between Juan Baka kman and MAV Panos there all closing down e brilliant yeah M MAV Panos and kilman been a good preparing that's the thing like MAV Panos will probably hardly judged last season because of the you know crap he had next to him yeah kilman for us man in the match yeah kilman but Emerson and um cudas coming off for Creswell and tobo he's definitely trying to see this out yeah he's trying to see I get that from I get that from JLo I get that yep he's not trying to go for the third no send some M so Dan as you are the special guest on the show today uh you get to pick the man of the match yeah I'll stick with Max kilman like I said it's you know most of the game I thought he was solid very good please tell me they're not showing this replay to try and say that was a penalty come on come on a stop freezing man finally the subs here we go Creswell what are you on now 8759 oh you're two seconds ahead of me yeah interesting to see Kell play didn't it yes yes it is interesting to seeing him play obviously it's his last season probably 10th year at West Ham when did you get a uh 10 years is it 10 years come on three points so needed so important ball over the top Come on B ah they just closed him down so quickly couldn't quite get control of it BYU come on come on come that we've beaten palis though isn't it yep the palace curse is done finally over all they had that's the only thing they had on us Palace oh what did I say I said we' clip the Eagle's Wings and we have look Waka look at him look at the one oh he lost the ball he had three on one he had three on one what is he supposed to do oh it's four new at Spurs bloody hell Everton mate could this be the year they finally go please pleasee their time please it's time to go Everton here we go cross comes in come on I want this clean sheet I want them to have a nice dinner with ly oh TBO gives away a foul on won yeah they need to go to to wimpy five minutes injury time he does well there W to Shield the ball yeah he's kind of grind on me that third kit to be honest it's nice isn't it yeah it's growing on me it's our first win of the Season as well kit yes that could be a lucky kit oh uh who's the chat member of uh we did thing every week Dan we pick a chat member as man of oh now you s me who would you like to pick this week please oh geez uh while e is over this free kick I shall have a look I shall pick who will be the chat of the of the Rory Five Guys it's too expensive for day so that's too expensive Five Five Guys crap that is the chat member what actually I was going to look to see like the I was looking up the chat but we'll see who's currently in come on Wan how do you guys find petta today I thought he's hit and P hit and piss I was about to say he was hit and piss um H yeah yes so yeah that's a tough one I'll choose I guess I'll choose Barry Clark Barry Clark congratulations you are barry chat of the member of the match you win absolutely nothing but you get mentioned out Barry Clark shout out shout out to Barry Clark yeah what what made it for Barry Clark what the reason I think he called you out when you needed to be called out at times I think he you know dealt with you quite well corrected you on things you know okay don't don't accept Barry Clark now sorry it's to sorry it's my it's my decision my Barry you Marky boy said Barry you here we go oh they're having a go come on see it out good that clean sheet West Ham wam United lovely clever play there by TBO lets it go out for a goal kick waste of time that's it come on are you uh doing postmatch P today or this week or well no one's available unless we did it tomorrow salivan s s s and his wife get the money give us some more signin s some money please looking well to be fair he's actually looking quite well yeah he's looking good actually I love those two normal people right in front of them like they they won a competition or something they did in front of them oh nice work there El machine Al Alvarez come on gets gets in front of the ball clears it this is what I'm talking this is the all action West H we want to see bit of urgency two minutes oh misplace pass come on count nice nice oh that's good by Alvarez oh that's never a foul man taking the pie p come on come on come on Jared come on Jared oh who's that is that F KRW full KR oh mate I thought that was in ah if that went in mate I would have lost it full time on mine is he on side is it fulltime full time ah well done that's it then Crystal Palace Neil West Ham 2 get in first win of the season first win under lopid Agy you can have your little crappy pre-season win Palace we got the real win three points at seur Park baby you can't buy party time we got a party time now now till Tuesday till Tuesday yeah B uh Wednesday sorry bouth game Wednesday that was a very very tough first 30 minute UH 60 minutes but the subs made the difference they made all the difference and we just look much more energized such fair play took his goal well took his goal very well boing with the uh the second clean sheet as well MRA Panos kilman brilliant absolutely brilliant today kilman man of the match I think kilman man of the match I would say MAV Panos done well as well yeah he did he did MAV Panos had a game in conclusion Waka starts next game definitely Premier League next Premier League game that that is it that is it now is waka's position cheers Stephie step thank you very much yeah it is honestly y w he it's his his position now the JLo train starts now all our way to the top of the Premier League that's it so we're believing in him we're gonna believe in him all the way to the top win over Palace since 2022 I can't remember the last time we won at Cur Park even yeah but we've done it you know we've done it we've scored two goals perfect that's it Palace two losses for Palace oh Palace Palace is not looking good yes like now I want to see a lot more um other players get a chance I want to see Somerville start against Bournemouth mix it up let's get some of these players up to speed but so like latei he has to know now like some of these the Old Guard aren't fit to start you know what I mean yeah cheers Roy good entertaining afternoon you a few beers now I think uh I think I think Antonio's got to be dropped as well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's time it's time what saw [Music] like the lineup was was I was not happy with it but I said like if you're going to play this lineup you better win now he made the changes he made the right changes and it worked right but going forward let's start to get these players starting now come on let's really go it just shows you once we get the players in the positions we want them start in we get the best players on the pitch this should click and we're really going to go with it because after those subs I liked what I saw yeah definitely a game changer he really we look like a different team we did when two came on yeah we look absolutely like different a changed team so yeah let's do it yeah I think look man city is going to be tough but let's just you know put in a good a good shout out Miss Danger blast from the past there D Jace oh Crystal should have won yeah everyone was saying like people neutrals were saying Crystal Palace going to win Crystal Palace is going to win and d d was giving it the bigan on the on the opposition preview this week he said to me that latei will be West Ham's downfall well it looks like he was palace's downfall today doesn't it love it love I'm gonna go now because I need to go for a piss so all right well anyone thank you so much for watching fan cam should be arriving shortly so look out for those and one thing left to say come on you